As a Mormon I do not understand why we are being compared to scientologists because they do not believe in the Book of Mormon nor do they believe that we can become gods and goddesses.
@@blackhawk-kf8kq I'm not religious but my peers and I know Mormonism is a religion and scientology is a cult. Space mormons is a pretty funny phrase though
The headquarters is in Clearwater Florida and their story is crazy; the founder was on a boat outside the country cause he was running from the FBI until they landed here and he would sleep with small children
@@blackhawk-kf8kqscientologists believe Xenu burned aliens in a volcano and their souls are in us and that's why we have mental illness and disease. Mormons believe black and native people were cursed with dark skin as punishment from god. It's laughable to try and prop up mormonism above scientology. A cult is a cult
If you think about it, an asd test is a type of a personality test. Same as tests for personality disorder.. Every psychological test is somewhat a personality test. Huh.
Why did it suddenly become cool to make fun of autistic people? Have you seen Rainman? He was high functioning. Most autistic people are in wheelchairs drooling on themselves. You're probably politically correct about everything else. You don't know the heartbreak of having a family member that has special needs. There's a special place in hell for all of you.
they probably dont expect you to actually read it, just take elders words about it. maybe you just didnt understand it, dont worry, your fellow members can help.
I just watched a Papa Meat video yesterday about Clearwater Fl. The comments had a LOT of good stories, lol! Also the juxtaposition of dawning the crucifix whilst shilling scieno-ideological narratives is palpable.
tottally though she was gonna start saying the monolouge from Will Wood's song BlackBoxWarrior(OKULTRA) for example the monolouge from BlackBoxWarrior 'Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat? Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence? Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head? And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands? Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands? Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole Did you die before your day? Thursday traction, Tuesday titration My hope is to assess through my objective report of Your subjective conjecture Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this Transorbital ice pick Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea? It's about the best we could come up with, what, you think ideas spread because they're good? No, they spread because people like them So now here we are once again, holding As it were, a mirror up to your mirror I guess it's just something people do'
A discussion of the history of scientology and the purpose of these questions along with and in depth critique of modern scientology since its formation would be a great video for Angelica's Journal. I'd like to take a free online test of these questions and see what it tells me. I'll remain christian regardless but it'd be fun.
It's not hard to reach some independent conclusions by reading Dianetics. The whole story involves some legal and regulatory history. Well she does have the long form dissertation channel. I guess I'm biased because I already have a formed opinion.
I still remember when the Freemasons played the Scientologist in a softball game that was supposed to Foster better relations between the two groups. (It did not go well)
there is something that I often ask myself is that Angelica follows the comments in the evening in real time or she watches them the next day because I find it much less amusing if it is the 2nd option so I want and I think that everyone agrees that Angelica makes a comment where she explains this😙
it must be said that the frame that I have just given is not reassuring, just like the people who answer the question which is perhaps not addressed to them😙
It's not like you'll spontaneously combust if you read it. But it's seriously a text book. I kind of like it but I rest my case at the point Dianetics got sued by the American Psychiatric Association (for being more popular and successful than them,) and changed into Scientology.
Okay genuine question, are you a Christian or a Scientologists? Because I remember seeing a video about orthodox you made so I dont know if your just making content for certain groups or you just left Orthodox instead? I’m asking for clarification, not here to judge.
She’s Orthodox (she stated this three days ago on her instagram story, she also has “orthodox” in her instagram bio). If you couldn’t tell, this video is made for humor and satirical purposes… Scientology is so goofy that it’s funny to laugh at their antics, which is what is happening in this video. Look at her face throughout this whole video and some of the comments she makes throughout this video lmao it’s clearly mocking Scientology
I've been rocking with this beautiful and wonderful ASMRtist for a little while now and let me say; Ms. Angelica's Grass never disappoints. Keep up the awesome work young lady!
Would be cool if we could just watch a video and enjoy it without analysis of personal beliefs of a person behind a screen who doesn't impact our life in any wau
Oh wow at last I might find some answers to life & a really attractive woman is paying me some attention it's got to be true where Do I sign up... Hahah goodstuff great vid thanks brilliantness.
I raised 75k and Christina Ann Tucker is to be thanked. I got my self my dream car 🚗 just last weekend, My journey with her started after my best friend came back from New York and saw me suffering in dept then told me about her and how to change my life through her. Christina A. Tucker is the kind of person one needs in his or her life! I got a home and a beautiful daughter. Note: this is not a promotion but me trying to make a point that no matter what happens, always have faith and keep living!
I know that woman (Christina Ann Tucker) If you were born and raised in new York you'd know too, she's my family's Broker for 3yrs till now and a very good one if you asked me. No doubt she is the one that helped you get where you are!!!!
It's useless what I do, she's done what she wants, it's not me Trixma who's going to tell her to make a comment to say that she's watching the comments in real time, it annoys me because I'm like that too I do what I want🤣🤣🤣
@@OsirusHandle no no,🤣🤣 his name is POODLES 🐩🐩🐩🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s known for his poetic personality and genuine disdain for the glorious Italian peoples! Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
just one match from the final, what a bad evening it's not to be condescending but if we had won I would surely still be celebrating instead of watching the 200 questions on Scientology 😑
@@rocktricity9277I don't understand why you spam my comments every time, you're already talking to the imaginary friends you've created, that's not enough for you🙆
I understand talking to yourself is good but it's better when it's a real person, poor rocktricity you know, are that as long as I'm here I'll be there for you 🙆
@@Xcr7y-rd1we what?? 🤣🤣 what do you mean I’m talking to myself, 🤣 I think that you think Mr cuddles is really ROCKTRICITY right? 😂 I promise you that he’s not me, I only have one name that I go by bro, this I promise you. 👍
@@rocktricity9277okay that reassures me, I will be able to avoid responding to your comments, go spam the comments of people who seem similar at you, I am sure that the discussions will be interesting 🙆
no response, I believe that my fears are justified Angelica must surely be sleeping dreaming of her future headless knight to she loves so much and only looks at the comments the next day, why bother to comment on the evening of the video should be better commented at the same time that it is active the comments would have more impact in her eyes, who votes to raise their hands 🤚
Some of these comments actually make me scared for Angelica because some of you guys are really weird
This comment section has been plagued by bots speaking AI generated gibberish
@@itwasagoodone410 god i hope so
Uhh she’s a Christian not a Scientologist😂😅✝️
She’ll be fine
She the goat, the goat never dies
I just hope Tom Cruise goes easy on my test results.
My boyfriend calls scientologists space mormons
As a Mormon I do not understand why we are being compared to scientologists because they do not believe in the Book of Mormon nor do they believe that we can become gods and goddesses.
@@blackhawk-kf8kq I'm not religious but my peers and I know Mormonism is a religion and scientology is a cult. Space mormons is a pretty funny phrase though
The headquarters is in Clearwater Florida and their story is crazy; the founder was on a boat outside the country cause he was running from the FBI until they landed here and he would sleep with small children
@@blackhawk-kf8kqscientologists believe Xenu burned aliens in a volcano and their souls are in us and that's why we have mental illness and disease. Mormons believe black and native people were cursed with dark skin as punishment from god. It's laughable to try and prop up mormonism above scientology. A cult is a cult
@@Jordan64852don’t know what your talking about…..isn’t this how every morally superior organisation is founded?
wait is this just an autism test
Legit what i thought lol.
It is scientology so it checks out
@@a-noobis1689i resent this comment
If you think about it, an asd test is a type of a personality test. Same as tests for personality disorder.. Every psychological test is somewhat a personality test. Huh.
Why did it suddenly become cool to make fun of autistic people? Have you seen Rainman? He was high functioning. Most autistic people are in wheelchairs drooling on themselves. You're probably politically correct about everything else. You don't know the heartbreak of having a family member that has special needs. There's a special place in hell for all of you.
Just a regular ass comment section. What y’all tripping about?
there's some weird comments but as you said regular comment section
pretty sure it was the b*ts
@sopaesapos what were the weird comments? Can't see any up (or maybe I didn't scroll far enough)?
Can you do one where we have tinnitus then your asmr starts to heals it but it turns into a coded message from aliens
Nice idea! Maybe the tinnitus could be actually psychotic voices.
audio hallucinations (the cia put a microphone in your skull)
Well that's certainly an original idea! 💀
I am scared of your imagination
What a relaxing interrogation
The smirking is MANIACAL, I love it
god I love this so much. asmr where i keep laughing is a new experience for me
You're too good at this. 💀
The voice/accent you used in this plUs that slightly optimistic "yeah?" Really made those tingles hit. Great video!
the fact that scientology actually exists makes reality feel like a fever dream
Since you've done Jehovah's Witness and Scientology roleplays, a roleplay of you as a Mormon missionary would be awesome.
wrinkled white drapery and marble bust are such a vibe.
The downward shadows in the billowing folds soothe me😇
Scientology Sculpture Studio
why tf are these comments so strange? who the hell writes this stuff, seems like the scientologists were summoned 😦
its the b*t plague, just report and move on
Bro i read dianetics and it was actually so boring. Every single chapter restated basically the whole point of the book
Yeah that's usually how brainwashing works
they probably dont expect you to actually read it, just take elders words about it. maybe you just didnt understand it, dont worry, your fellow members can help.
I am ready for my 200 questions
Oh Scientology, the cornerstone of insanity 😪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
By the way, the answers have yes, no or not sure. You score low with a not sure every time.
Yooo a 20 minute video from the woman herself 😎🙌 Gonna go play some Paper Mario and enjoy this onslaught of targeted sarcasm.
sounds so cozy
Broooo I love paper Mario haven’t played in yeeears and lately have been thinking about it a lot lately💀
omg i just pledged every cell of my body ... every cell ... how does she do this so easily ?!?!
look at her
why are you surprised
@@FDSixtyNine there are plenty of good looking women.
not one of them has convinced me to give myself away.
@@hyperbaroque Ok buddy
The vocal fry is so nice.
her hair grows fast!
YOU ARE SO PRETTY
I just watched a Papa Meat video yesterday about Clearwater Fl. The comments had a LOT of good stories, lol! Also the juxtaposition of dawning the crucifix whilst shilling scieno-ideological narratives is palpable.
would love more videos of this length, even if it meant a slower upload schedule.
18:48 Oh man, this would totally work on me; I'd be doomed. The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak :(
💯 doomed
# DOOOOOOMED 😭
She's acting as a honeypot for the church 😭
I find scientology stuff so entertaining, PLEASE don't let this be the last scientology parody you do!
You gotta do some more keyboard based videos this was enchanting
tottally though she was gonna start saying the monolouge from Will Wood's song BlackBoxWarrior(OKULTRA)
for example the monolouge from BlackBoxWarrior
'Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat?
Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to
Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning
Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your
Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?
And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs
Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands?
Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?
Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose
Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole
Did you die before your day?
Thursday traction, Tuesday titration
My hope is to assess through my objective report of
Your subjective conjecture
Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this
Transorbital ice pick
Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
It's about the best we could come up with, what, you think ideas spread because they're good?
No, they spread because people like them
So now here we are once again, holding
As it were, a mirror up to your mirror
I guess it's just something people do'
WILL WOOD FAN SPOTTED ‼️😼🗣️
now i NEED an asmr video of this. simply reciting this monologue completely deadpan would be the funniest thing ever
She lowkey resembles blair from gossip girl
These questions were really beneficial for me to contemplate
Please do more funny cult videos like this. Its oddly soothing
Are we just going to ignore "about your extended warranty"? 😂
ts lowkey make me trip out
“It’s a cult!”
Ok I'm joining the cult
So stuning. Hi from México. 💖🤗🇲🇽☦️ God bless you.
She dyed her hair and is wearing makeup. I honestly don't think it was needed, but she's still a shiny dime.
@phatmantv I think she has a filter on too.
the lipstick looks great
@@phatmantv wtf why do you care?? you don't know this woman
@@Malpractice101 wtf, why do you care, that I care? You don't know me.
This was really good! Very tingly but tbh I don't particularly know why x) Thanks for the video!
I was hoping to fall asleep, but I was too busy answering the questions.
I've never been in a cult before. Is there free coffee?
Yes Alcoholics Anonymous has free coffee
Relaxing; added to the asmr playlist 😊
I gave them my ex husbands information. See you in space, bro 🙏
Loving this video length
A discussion of the history of scientology and the purpose of these questions along with and in depth critique of modern scientology since its formation would be a great video for Angelica's Journal. I'd like to take a free online test of these questions and see what it tells me. I'll remain christian regardless but it'd be fun.
It's not hard to reach some independent conclusions by reading Dianetics. The whole story involves some legal and regulatory history.
Well she does have the long form dissertation channel. I guess I'm biased because I already have a formed opinion.
I still remember when the Freemasons played the Scientologist in a softball game that was supposed to Foster better relations between the two groups.
(It did not go well)
Love your vocals in this series of videos
Hi, Angélica... just a question, did you go to that podcast called "Wathever"?
Nice video, btw.. and always love you voice tone
Reminded me of the actual girl that sits in the Scientology front desk in LA
Will you ever return to patreon?
Do you feel sometimes that age is against you? Do you often sing or whisper just for fun?
this aint even one of her funnier videos and im laughing already, she didn't even start the test
there is something that I often ask myself is that Angelica follows the comments in the evening in real time or she watches them the next day because I find it much less amusing if it is the 2nd option so I want and I think that everyone agrees that Angelica makes a comment where she explains this😙
She certainly follows them in real time, but who cares, she’s the silent artist and always will be.
Watching this frame by frame would be creepy
it must be said that the frame that I have just given is not reassuring, just like the people who answer the question which is perhaps not addressed to them😙
15:48 the Irony 😂
Where's my billion years contract?!
Awesome great thanks for answering these questions. Now give me all your money and say goodbye to all your friends and family! And your freedom. Haha
What on Battlefield Earth...
Can I meet Xenu, if you remove all my thetans?
I love L Ron Hubbards book Diuretics. Great read for the toilet. 😂
Good for Clearing the kidneys and bladder
useful as toilet paper in an emergency
Goodness i hope this isnt serious like on any level
I motherfucking adore you
Child clowns
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재미있게 잘 보고갑니다!^^ 구독👍 좋아요❤누르고 가요~😃
I'm pretty sure Angelica actually read Dianetics😂
It's not like you'll spontaneously combust if you read it. But it's seriously a text book. I kind of like it but I rest my case at the point Dianetics got sued by the American Psychiatric Association (for being more popular and successful than them,) and changed into Scientology.
@@hyperbaroqueits a cult made up by a bad scifi writer.
You are the most beautiful when evil.
if it's me you're talking about I'd say as sweet as an angel since you're trying to soften my state of mind without me asking you anything 🙆
@@Xcr7y-rd1we wtf
is this Tom Cruise?
he fell off
Amazing Actress ❤I always Admire Your Acting Skills keep up the Amazing talent 🕺
Beautiful 😍 Actress
well gues i gotta go into scientology then 🎀
Have fun never seeing your family again and giving all your money to the cult lmaoooo
Okay genuine question, are you a Christian or a Scientologists? Because I remember seeing a video about orthodox you made so I dont know if your just making content for certain groups or you just left Orthodox instead? I’m asking for clarification, not here to judge.
Shes Catholic, not that it really matters that much
She’s Orthodox (she stated this three days ago on her instagram story, she also has “orthodox” in her instagram bio). If you couldn’t tell, this video is made for humor and satirical purposes… Scientology is so goofy that it’s funny to laugh at their antics, which is what is happening in this video. Look at her face throughout this whole video and some of the comments she makes throughout this video lmao it’s clearly mocking Scientology
Pretty sure she makes fun of everything in some form or fashion, I don’t think she’s pushing an agenda.
❤❤❤
I've been rocking with this beautiful and wonderful ASMRtist for a little while now and let me say; Ms. Angelica's Grass never disappoints.
Keep up the awesome work young lady!
Battlefield Earth
😱😱😱😱😱😱 I loved it, it’s just that you said the questions so quickly that I didn’t understand the point of doing this test
I just realized you remind me of a gay hobbit
I've never seen a gay love women so much and pay for content 😚
I’m convinced that we three are the coolest 😎 in the community! Lol 🤣🤣🤣👍👉🪨⚡️
🤣🤣🤣 moron as soon as I decide I'll fly away and take the therapist with me who manages to make 2 different videos with exactly the same outfit 😼
Christ, you look breathtaking.
Thank you for sharing the good news!
Oh no
since I had the wisdom to catch up, I told myself... that I could perhaps have a good night mi amor😃
Honey, Have you ever considered a career as a "POLE DANCER" ????
666th Like.
😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰💗💓💕❤
Would be cool if you weren’t religious
tf
Would be cool if you weren’t judgmental but i guess we all cant be as negative and miserable as you
Would be cool if we could just watch a video and enjoy it without analysis of personal beliefs of a person behind a screen who doesn't impact our life in any wau
definitely a bad evening, I'm going to sleep good night everyone 😒
good night
Oh wow at last I might find some answers to life & a really attractive woman is paying me some attention it's got to be true where Do I sign up... Hahah goodstuff great vid thanks brilliantness.
Good night mi Amor⭐️
Good night everyone 🌙
What do you mean goodnight?? Are you not going to stay and leave comments?? Shame on you! Lol 🤣🫵
I hadn’t even finished commenting that you had already commented on what I had commented on 🙆@@rocktricity9277
@@Xcr7y-rd1welol 🤣🤣👍👉👉👉👉👉🪨⚡️
@@rocktricity9277 ai ass comment
🪝🧵⚓
I'm glad you made this video, it reminds me of my transformation from a nobody to good home, $75k biweekly and a good daughter full of love ❤️
I'm inspired.
Please spill some sugar about the biweekly stuff you mentioned
@@gabriellamichealsonIt's Christina Ann Tucker doing she's changed my life. A BROKER- like her is what you need.
I raised 75k and Christina Ann Tucker is to be thanked. I got my self my dream car 🚗 just last weekend, My journey with her started after my best friend came back from New York and saw me suffering in dept then told me about her and how to change my life through her. Christina A. Tucker is the kind of person one needs in his or her life! I got a home and a beautiful daughter. Note: this is not a promotion but me trying to make a point that no matter what happens, always have faith and keep living!
I know that woman (Christina Ann Tucker)
If you were born and raised in new York you'd know too, she's my family's Broker for 3yrs till now and a very good one if you asked me. No doubt she is the one that helped you get where you are!!!!
@@TiphanyMarryHow do I get connection to this woman you speak about!!?
❤
Suddenly interested in scientology 😊😍😍🥰
It’s a cult…
Hubbard is king!
Cringe
No way you real vro
@@TheSethcastjust like your comment
you shouldn't be on the internet, it goes against your scientologist beliefs
ayyy why are you pinching me Angelica it hurts🤨
It's useless what I do, she's done what she wants, it's not me Trixma who's going to tell her to make a comment to say that she's watching the comments in real time, it annoys me because I'm like that too I do what I want🤣🤣🤣
are you trixma?
@@OsirusHandle You made a comment once with a glass of wine where you insisted on having my autograph, I guess it's a rhetorical question 🙆
@@OsirusHandle no no,🤣🤣 his name is POODLES 🐩🐩🐩🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s known for his poetic personality and genuine disdain for the glorious Italian peoples! Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Xcr7y-rd1we no that was someone else i only drink beer 🍺
You are an SP. What are your crimes?
Yes I've heard the good news! Jesus Saves!
the static on this one is so loud 😅
just one match from the final, what a bad evening it's not to be condescending but if we had won I would surely still be celebrating instead of watching the 200 questions on Scientology 😑
Lol 🤣🫵🤣😝😝😝😝
@@rocktricity9277I don't understand why you spam my comments every time, you're already talking to the imaginary friends you've created, that's not enough for you🙆
I understand talking to yourself is good but it's better when it's a real person, poor rocktricity you know, are that as long as I'm here I'll be there for you 🙆
@@Xcr7y-rd1we what?? 🤣🤣 what do you mean I’m talking to myself, 🤣 I think that you think Mr cuddles is really ROCKTRICITY right? 😂 I promise you that he’s not me, I only have one name that I go by bro, this I promise you. 👍
@@rocktricity9277okay that reassures me, I will be able to avoid responding to your comments, go spam the comments of people who seem similar at you, I am sure that the discussions will be interesting 🙆
For you I might convert 😂
This was awesome and annoying all at the same time, 🤣 mostly annoying! Lol 🤣🫵 bye 👋 Crickets 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🪨⚡️
@@CuddlestheClaw I promise one day I will, but not yet. 😃👍
this poor comment section
weirdo
no response, I believe that my fears are justified Angelica must surely be sleeping dreaming of her future headless knight to she loves so much and only looks at the comments the next day, why bother to comment on the evening of the video should be better commented at the same time that it is active the comments would have more impact in her eyes, who votes to raise their hands 🤚
Just one out of all the thousands of religions and god things that make people look silly.
Scientology was a really big scam not really a religion
@@cylex45I think the word you’re looking for is *cult*
@@sarin9597 Idk why my og comment isn't appearing on my screen but you're so right why the hell couldn't I remember that 💀