You Drive Like Sh*t (1965)
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
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Introducing 'You Drive Like Sh*t' - the vinyl that proves even if her driving skills are questionable, her taste in music is impeccable. Nieces and nephews, pop this on the turntable, sit back, and enjoy the ride... just make sure you're holding onto something!
This is a legit fucking banger. Almost crashed my car when the sax solo hit. I was driving like shit.
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The irony
God damn this shit's better than everything that came out this year.
I disagree, The Beatles 'Drive my car' was exceptional.
@@mikeparsons140 😂
@@mikeparsons140 'You drive my car, like sh*t'.
Yussss...
We hired this band for our HS Prom back in ‘62. Worth every penny ❤
It was a night to remember, but the parking was murder.
What's the band called?
lol this is real ?
@@SicketMogRichard Large and the Hundreds.
@@TheShoguneagle So I take it this is AI made and this is a joke? Man... I hate it when I can't tell... 😕 Edit: comments told... DAMN IT!!!
Still catchy though.
One of the rarer singles performed by Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson and the Four Fingers, 1965's "You Drive like Sh*t" was allegedly inspired when Cornelius, ever the progressive and a strong proponent of women's rights, began dating a then-unknown jazz songstress Ling Ling. The date put four people in the hospital and cost Jackson his prized Buick, prompting him to write and record this song. [5]
"Ling Ling"
😎
LMFAO
Yeah sure but she might just drive like shit
Dude, your gonna change history 😅
No wonder they got badly injured it because they let Random Chinese Songstress to drive a cars.
“Don’t ask me if I need a lift, baby you drive like shit”. 😂😂😂
The most fascinating thing about these AI productions is how authentic they sound in so many ways, such as the instrumentation, the rhythms, the riffs, and the style of singing. Despite the ridiculous lyrics, these are clearly a labor of love.
The production as well
AI be like: If you don't bring back good music, I will. Now kneel and praise your Soul Overlord
Skynet will takeover... with music.
@R4Y2k I for one welcome our Soul Overlords
Great gag! What's funnier than these songs is the number of commenters who really think this is authentic, vintage Soul Music. I wonder what percentage of them don't realize they're being put on? I don't believe everyone is in on the gag...
These songs are better than whats in the actual chart currently.
Honestly these Ai songs are more relatable than anything in the charts.
I absolutely agree
@@missvida6251 Yeah, most of the current 'pop' music sounds like mental illness in musical form.
100000000000%
They are much less about sex and drugs for the millionth time
I wanna dedicate this to my mom, who really did drive like shit.
Same here,love her but she couldn’t drive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too easy.
@@turtlehead2 The insurance payments weren't.
I'm sorry you had to deal with that.
I remember many moments as a young child riding with my mom going up and down the east coast thinking “oh,this is how I’m going to die. I thought I’d live longer.”
A UK band put their touch to it by changing the title to, 'Me Lass Drives like Crap'. Low chart entry, very rare record.
The Beatles?!? IS THAT YOU?!?
@@miss-astronomikal-mcmxcvii Shhhhh! Don't tell 'em.
The Scots have a version as well, "hey you bonnie lass, you drive like shite" - a classic!!!
Yeah they played it at Wigan Casino I hear.
@@xneapolisx he's not a Scot just couldn't help but read this in Liam Gallagher's voice on "SHYYYEEEEET!"
adding this to my driving playlist
Cheers!
I am LMAOOOing right now. The Simlish fake album covers and the lyrics fit well together.
don't take this as me disagreeing, just wanna point out alot of the pictures have males driving down a female :P
My dad had an original pressing of the "Win"s Nig Rishtrg?" album. Mom didn't realize what it was and sold it for a dollar at a yard sale back in 1996. Dad almost shat a brick when he found out. Those things can go for triple digits these days. Thanks, Mom...
This song came on the radio when my sister was taking her driving test. In the years that followed, she has totaled 3 cars, hit 5 dogs, 2 cats 1 squirrel and a homeless person sleeping on the sidewalk in a tent.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♀️
lies
The Ed Sullivan performance was epic.😊
It was a 'really big show'
And I believe the producer swore that they would never perform again just like The Doors.
Was that the performance when his girl smashed into the Ed Sullivan Theater before the show began as she was looking for parking?
@@brianwesley28 Not only that, but from what I heard (and there are also rumours of hidden film footage of this incident), his girl actually ran down Ed Sullivan himself and drove into the studio toilets tearing away a cubicle door, revealing a very aghast James Brown. That's where he got his "Waaaoow" from.
@@commandingjudgedredd1841 She did drive like shit! It was probably James Brown and not Bobo Bojangles. Bobo Bojangles would have surely shit in his pants and then he'd have written a song about it.
This is a genuinely catchy number.
Its a thin line, between Dead and Late..
Underrated. Horribly. 😂😂😂
That’s the best line I’ve come across 😂
Thanks for the laugh
Somebody CLEARLY understood the assignment. 😂😂😂👏👏👏
🤣🤣 I agree!
I need sleep, but I am busy screaming and laughing and crying over this hilarious comment...
0:55 mark - "WHAT'RE CRONSH!" sounds like the slogan for a breakfast cereal that you would likely regret eating..
0:50 I want that many headlights
I guess it’s Simlish for WTF
Even worse, what the heck is that white lady shouting!!?
This, along with "Don't Test Me, B1tch", "B1tch Slap", "No Means Yes", "I Beat Your Dog's S4ss" and "I'm the Sh1t", all rated very "highly" on Kenny Everett's "World's Worst Record Show" on Capital Radio in 1979.
0:51 The brotha just randomly doing a sick ass bike stunt amid the chaos. 🤣
You can tell he put his heart and soul into this song. I have a relative who knew this singer. He told my relative the true story behind this song. And yes, she really did drive like that!
Looks like Chicago on any weekend.
I haven't been home in a long time, but I'm not seeing enough potholes.
Ain't even born yet and can't get enough of this jam❤
LOL, the artwork is very soulful, with the stylish Afros!
Good times 👍🏻
Cheers!
@@HardArchiveVinyl What AI site do you use, and what is your prompt information? Fabulous works of art!
@@MrShepardDog
Bing image generator
Cheers!
Drinking and driving was the way. Especially when this song came on Dads AM car radio. Good job!
I remember the band performing before the last race before the Riverside International Speedway closed down.
This song brought the house down, so to speak.
I can't bring myself to step foot in the Moreno Valley Mall.
The sadness overwhelms me.
Rusty Wallace is that you?
As long as she doesn’t smell like it!
Hopefully she doesn't have a pocket full of feces. (look that one up, on a different channel).
My mom came home with one tire missing driving on the rim. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wanna dedicate this song to my ex.
The beat here is legit. A nice vibe that most new music lacks. Not all, but most. This is a particularly good AI music channel.
Rockstar Games should replace GTA 6 radio music with this stuff and make the hosts talk about normal things
I remember when they performed at our prom back in 65 .... Good times ... Good music!!
Might be my favorite of these I've heard so far, because not only is it funny as a parody, it's FUN to hear. And the art captures the TYPE of cover art (more early 70s than 60s but whatever) they were trying to make. A lot of fun, and GOOD, too.
Much appreciated 🙏
Cheers!
Me, too. I think the art represents something more than this songs words, which in itself is total awesomeness. In fact, I find in every work depicting someone driving it is not a "girl" but a boy driving and the backgrounds, cars, hairstyles, etcetera match the times.
0:15 that woman has 3 legs.
Big Mike?
She's Jane the Peg, with her extra leg.
@@commandingjudgedredd1841 I thought only us guys had a third leg :)
Probably why she drives like shit
@@kyleshuler2929 😂
Dedicating this to all my exs who would panic when a car turns in front of me 2 miles ahead
The auto accident scenes are DOPE!!!.....👍👍👍
Love the pinball machine art style for the covers.
Cheers!
I remember riding the backseat when this song came on and my Daddy singing it to my Mom 💕 Good memories
Its the young girl drivers, honestly, i ulled over cause an ambulance was coming w/lights & siren's going and a newly licensed teen girl behind me decides to pass me, nearly running the ambulance off the road!!!
While texting on her phone no doubt
These AI songs can really pass for music
It's a new genre of music.
I approve it's better than most sht out today and way more entertaining 👍🏿🍻
It's pretty damn good
Is it AI?
@@Kimboslice117yes, its coming out alot of AI music lately.
@@Kimboslice117 yes
I listened to this twice. I'm still laughing ! 😂😂😂
Cheers!
Somehow, this reminds me of an episode of MAD Magazine!
Cheers!
There's something chilling about the ai imagery.
Great song!
Wonderful! And the AI nightmare slide show was perfect thank you.
The Art work is fire the 70’s vibe
Unofficial Lyrics made by me:
Baby... You drive like shit
Can't you see the car that you almost you hit
I'd rather take the bus instead
Rather than you falling in to death
[Chorus]
Don't ask me if I need live
Baby you drive like shit
She just run through an stop
I ain't try to get stop by cops
Baby
Why the hell I let you drive
It's a miracle that you're still alive
[Chorus]
Don't ask me if I need live
Baby you drive like shit
[whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa]
Look out!
[Chorus]
My girl is driving
Watchout my girl drives like shit
[Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa]
[Chorus]
My girl is driving
Watchout my girl drives like shit
[Epic Sax Solo]
[Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa]
Look out!
[Chorus]
My girl Is driving
Watchout my girl drives like shit
[Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa]
Look out!
[Chorus]
My girl is driving
Watchout my girl drives like shit!
[Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa]
Look out!
[Chorus]
My girl is driving
Watchout my girl drives like shit
[Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa]
Look out!
[Chorus]
My girl is driving
Watchout my girl drives like shit
Yet another HIT, I thought I hated AI but these songs changed my mind! So relatable, truly from the heart.
Much appreciated
Cheers! ✌️
Some do and some don't.
Wise words
My new Favorite
🙏Cheers!
This made my day, seriously... 💎❤️🔥🌙
"Ma'am, you were able to stop on a dime. Unfortunately the dime was in this man's shirt pocket."
How did I never hear this shit before! 🤣🤣🤣
I dedicate this oldie to all the drivers in my town !!!
0:31 Wow, I am going to change my name to “Hini Sarfis” LOL 😂
1:47 he’s about to end her driving career😂
I might be a novice driver and a Nervous Nelly but at least I have not ran myself over with my own vehicle 😂😂😂!
Couldn’t finish listening to the song because my girlfriend crashed the car before it finished
As a massive soul fan
One word fantastic
Cheers!
🌚 Deeply impressed! This being Ai generated, I’m curious as to setup; framing characteristics, lyrics, vibe, stage presence… Wow 🤩 Other Ai creators are juxtapositioned, deconstructing old mono tracks (eg: 1938), identifying, isolating specific attributes, enhancing spectrum, eliminating noise, re-mixed into stereo, as if we’re made today… 😮
Sold 10 million units according to the RIAA
My mother's inner thoughts when she was trying to teach me to drive. My dad was too afraid to even sit in the backseat with me at the wheel.
Look how they drive now with all the electronics either driving or distracting them,and of course their Fucking phones!
Great artwork!
Dedicated to all the mothers out the celebrating mothers day this weekend
Certified platinum single
Yo this joint is a fuckinnnn heater. That drop and everything. I love this AI shit
Cheers!
The only driving going on is this song driving right to the top of the charts!
The perfect song for Kat from Halo Reach. If you have done a Legendary Solo playthrough, you just know.
This was a big hit back in the 60s , ironically the guy singing died in a car crash in the 90s, his wife survived. Also , who is this dude
This is Leroy and the Passengers. His death was pretty sad. Can't believe he wasn't even driving and ended up passing away. His wife drove into a pasture, and Leroy ended up being trampled and sat on by 3 cows. Just terrible. He made a bunch of hits. I also love his other song, “Baby Can You Wash Your A*?”
My great grandma used to play this during the weekend chore Playlist
AI music is actually better than the "pop singers" nowadays
Damn this is actually fire 🔥🔥
Much appreciated
Cheers!
This is going on my playlist
Holy Smokes - been a long while since I laughed this hard…
Cheers!
Dedicated to my Wife
Now my boys see a woman and start singing this....
When being a good driver meant something
I would buy these songs on vinyl!
1:17 three arms?! 😂
I love this song
I’m saving this for later use. So gonna play this at just the right moment to get under this one girls skin.
That Stephen King lawsuit was horrible.
I wasn't even born and I'm a white woman and can't get enough ❤
Cheers!
1:25 The woman under the front wheel is having a *really* bad day, lol!
This was the song me and my fourth wife danced to at our wedding back in 67
Great AI...really good
She hit that one dude so hard h grew another arm!
My dad use to play this whenever my mom drove.
From a phone speaker, these are halfway convincing. Headphones make it clear as day that it's AI, but I'm scared for the day it doesn't. I say this as someone who hums this at work.
this shit is genius. y'all hit that sub button like I did
Much appreciated!
Cheers
Baby, you drive like shit
Did you see the car that you almost hit?
I'd rather take the bus instead
Riding with you, I'm gonna end up dead
Don't ask me if I need a lift
Baby, you drive like shit
She just ran through a four-way stop
I ain't trying to get stopped by the cops
Baby, why the hell did I let you drive?
It's a miracle that you're still alive
Don't ask me if I need a lift
Baby, you drive like shit
Wow-wow, oh-oh (Look out)
My girl is driving
Watch out, my girl drives like shit
Wow-wow, oh-oh
My girl is driving
Watch out, my girl drives like shit
(Repeats to end)
This is genius
0:23 is FOXY LOVE from Drawn Together - in Hey Smashy Crashy Die Die Die
Mat says he's thinking of me 😊😅
A smash hit!
Ohhh ohhh ohhh!!! Look out!! My girl is driving!! Watch out my girl drives like shit!!!
Jajaja me encanta 😅😅 saludos desde Ecuador 🇪🇨
Im gettin some Christine vibes, here. I like.
I dedicate this song to my dearest love, Casey....lol
The AI generated images were going nuts on this one... Shout out to the three-legged women at 0:16 and 2:24 and the three-handed woman at 1:18
Youre gonna have 1 millions subs in no time just keep it up
Ok, I had to subscribe🤣🤣🤣