Freddy Fazbear being a god-like deity that knocks on your door and forces you to make nonsensical decisions with cosmic consequences does sound like a Fazbear Frights story
Every time scott is on an interview and someone asks him something about the lore he's just like "sorry can't answer that"....I doubt scott himself knows the full lore lmao
Dang, the fact Megan was murdered and the public took it as the animatronics killing her would be a good connection to the games being made about the restaurant, giving it a bad light
I also made an AI generate FNaF lore, and for some reason it also mentioned the phrase "child-sized" in reference to a hacksaw. It seems like a pattern.
The fnaf lore is a trainwreck, a pleasant trainwreck but still, a trainwreck nonetheless Its funny that the community was called out about deciding random things are canon- We need this beautiful lore as a fangame or book (this made me laugh so hard xD) Also I love how there is undertale/deltarune music in the background
You know the family not wanting to talk for that reason is honestly understandable. What is up with David X. Fazbear? Damn terrible Mother. Wait what given up for Adoption at 18? Maybe I'm not understanding the timeline. But maybe I can. ~ Did Freddy literally pull up to their house and tell them what they had to do? Freddy kinda based. ~~ Depressed Delivery. WHAT IS WRONG? Sandy Suit is def a Springlock. William Stuffed everyone. ~~~ I'm really wondering if David either killed his father after bringing him back or time traveled to kill his father and somehow without realizing it set up his own downfall?
I remember before we knew who William Afton and Henry Emily were revealed as the founders we thought the owner of Freddy’s last name was called Fazbear.
10:13 I legitimately died of laughter hearing the "Good Ol' Fred" When I saw the band being composed by these random characters, I thought this goofy af Fredbear was thrown there at random, but his name makes it so much funnier, he is the good old Fredbear, but he's just an edited version of his nightmare form and how the name's just Fred, not Fredbear, it makes it look like a bootleg version of himself, and this image represents it perfectly. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight
It might be possible that William is the "Purple" Guy we know but Daivd X Fazbear in this story might actually turn purple and be a purple guy kinda like how Micheal turns Purple.
7:04 Oh my god Freddy Fazbear is gonna take them back in time to the first Freddy Fazbear's location to get the missing children off the menu Nice video dude, I hope there's a sequel cause I need more of Baron Bunny and Good ol Fred
I've got COVID and nothing has made me laugh like this god dammit this is too good. Please continue, if not for me, for Shawn. And the possibility of new timeline Megan.
Cast: Megan, the guard, found dead in her bedroom after drinking an entire bottle of vodka Animatronics AKA the Freddy's David X. Fazbear, her boss, boyfriend (ooh, office romance~), and half-brother (5:05 "killed *their* father", 7:35 "body of their father") Mrs. Fazbear, his alcoholic mum who left David X Fazbear, Sr, his ill father, died, sickness induced by David X? Jessica Fazbear, his younger sister Therapist who redirects April Fazbear, his other sister (possibly a half-sister on his mother's side since her mom is actually *around?*) Shaun Fazbear, April's son, given up for adoption and possibly half-brother?! or adopted by Mrs. Fazbear (6:01 "asked her brother") Protestors Freddy Fazbear The Purple Guy, an SK who throws his victims into a backpack Henry Emily, security guard, stuffed into the band if he lets in the wrong driver William Afton, manager, stuffs driver into the band if he takes too long; Baron Bunny when in suit, likes to eat green nuts Pizza delivery guy, "Good pizza for a good price! Please tip generously!", all stuffed into the band Security guard, not Megan Good Ole' Fred, in pain Baron Von, laughs so hard he cries Candy Corner Shop, contains one driver, shoots at the other drivers Hippo Hannibal, in lots of pain Tom Cat, seizes an arm Jerry the Lion, seizes a leg Sandy Suit, convulses in pain
Moral of the story don’t go to you bedroom in the pizzeria and go to sleep, though it’s a good thing Megan told her superiors ahead of time she wouldn’t be working any more as to let them know that they needed to hire a new guard
I wish I saw this sooner- this is making me lose my absolute shit. "FREDDY FAZBEAR NEVER EATS CHILDREN" I- AI dungeon can be a fuckin gem sometimes istg I wish I had the time to tag everything that made me laugh. BARON BUNNY ??/?/?//
Freddy Fazbear, Good ol' Fred, Baron Von, Candy Cornershop, Hippo Hannibal, Tom Cat, Jerry the Lion, Sandy Suit... I'm impressed. The AI successfully counted to eight.
The part where they talked about the delivery driver felt like one of those weird rule Creepypastas. It'd have the title like, "Rule #1: Don't let the wrong delivery driver in." or somethin'
oh my god a youtube video hasn't genuinely made me laugh that hard in so long, i was in tears trying to suppress the laughter bc it's 5am and i was trying not to wake up my bf😭😭 i needed that tho fr
My theory is that David´s and April´s Father dying to sickness is just a lie made by Megan/David, the true way david´s father dies is being murdered by his son.
"There was a knock on the door. It was Freddy Fazbear." That killed me
A true Cassandra moment too
I love how it’s just as inconsistent as the normal lore
It twists and bends and contradicts itself just like the original
@@PeterPeter20 uh yeah… sure
The original is WAY more inconsistent lol
Except William who is exactly the same
@@BunnyJolf hilarious
Freddy Fazbear being a god-like deity that knocks on your door and forces you to make nonsensical decisions with cosmic consequences does sound like a Fazbear Frights story
Sounds like a typical Fazbear Frights story
Nothing new here folks
Ahh yes
@@FunAngelo2005 Wait, were you born in 2005? Me too!
@@PeterPeter20 another 17 year old
@@FunAngelo2005 me too!!
I like how the animatronics here are essentially just employees that happens to be robots.
5 bucks says that the fnaf movie will have at least 7 plot points in common with this masterpiece
can't wait for the child-sized features of certain animatronics to be described to the audience
I know it will at this point everything in Hollywood is AI generated
Can’t wait for Baron von to make a appearance
William this is not how you get your 5 dollars back
If it doesn’t have 7 plot points similar to this then you owe a bunch of 5 bucks
idk about you, but i wanna hear the story about Balloon Bonnie, Chica the Clown, and Billy the Hairless Boy
Same here
Same here
Something tells me balloon Bonnie is the missing link
Isn't Balloon Bonnie a Funko pop?
Me too
Moral of the Story: If your company is about to go under, always take the *FAZBEND*
And Freddy's *FLASHBACK*
Me when I start to faz and bend
This is somewhat more comprehensible then actual fnaf lore
Ik true
Every time scott is on an interview and someone asks him something about the lore he's just like "sorry can't answer that"....I doubt scott himself knows the full lore lmao
I would love to play Megan's five nights, imagine seeing the rockstars and the withereds in the same place, it would be sick
@@N.I.A23 funny thing is,,, he doesnt 😭😭
thats because scott didnt right it
Dang, the fact Megan was murdered and the public took it as the animatronics killing her would be a good connection to the games being made about the restaurant, giving it a bad light
I concur
I love that Baron Bunny just had the delivery drivers shot with... peppermints?
Peppermints shot at a high enough velocity to kill a man
CHILD SIZED PEPPPERMINTS
I love that it keeps referring to David by his full name, David X. Fazbear
fazgoo?
i don't need that
i need time traveller freddy fazbear
Time travelling ball pit
@@jakubpociecha8819 not enough. i need marty mcfazbear and a pizzalorean
Who needs fazgoo when you can take the Fazbend and Freddy's flashback. XD
I need FAZBEND
“BONNIE! We need to get you back! Back to the future”
“Jeez fred, this is real heavy”
For Sandy Suit, the image of Sandy's fur from that one SpongeBob episode where plankton pilots her hollow fur comes to mind.
LMAO
Ennard moment
No way Michael afton
I also made an AI generate FNaF lore, and for some reason it also mentioned the phrase "child-sized" in reference to a hacksaw. It seems like a pattern.
I swear, these ai generated stories feel like you're dreaming and your brain is just making sh*t up. I feel like FAZBEND is a good example of this.
Kinda hoping David. X Fazbear is referenced in a future fangame now, ngl.
The FNAF lore makes more sense than when William said it's time to make a new video, ate two bags of green nuts, says that's good and leaves
This AI generated fnaf story is just chaotic neutral 🤣💀💀
This made me giggle a child-sized amount.
Love how Purple guy kills employees who cannot cook pizza quick enough, but when their souls are in robots and are in pain he gets angry.
He goes from a serial killer to a regular corporate boss.
@@AdaTheWatcher lmaooo
Wow this ai loves the word "child-sized"
I love the repetition of ‘David X Fazbear.’ Not just David. You *have* to say his full title lmao-
7:30 Damn, so the car they used to go back in time was the same car used to hide the father's body, what a twist!
as soon as the word "fazbend" appeared i knew this was gonna be good
The AI story somehow has more to do with the series then half the Fazbear Frights.
The fnaf lore is a trainwreck, a pleasant trainwreck but still, a trainwreck nonetheless
Its funny that the community was called out about deciding random things are canon-
We need this beautiful lore as a fangame or book (this made me laugh so hard xD)
Also I love how there is undertale/deltarune music in the background
Honestly, the bloody knife and an empty bottle of vodka is perceft start for a murder mystery
Woah new fnaf novel?? No way!
(This legit sounds like a fnaf book)
Theory: David X Fazbear IS William and he sold the fazbear company to himself as a cover up, and Henry is actually Shawn
You know the family not wanting to talk for that reason is honestly understandable.
What is up with David X. Fazbear?
Damn terrible Mother.
Wait what given up for Adoption at 18?
Maybe I'm not understanding the timeline.
But maybe I can.
~
Did Freddy literally pull up to their house and tell them what they had to do? Freddy kinda based.
~~
Depressed Delivery.
WHAT IS WRONG?
Sandy Suit is def a Springlock.
William Stuffed everyone.
~~~
I'm really wondering if David either killed his father after bringing him back or time traveled to kill his father and somehow without realizing it set up his own downfall?
I mean time traveling is confusing, it was soon something like this was gonna happen
I remember before we knew who William Afton and Henry Emily were revealed as the founders we thought the owner of Freddy’s last name was called Fazbear.
@@clever_girl_766 I see...
MAkes sense.
The thought of an organized protest against the Freddy animatronics is hilarious
Fnaf should include more pistachio breaks because that was the best part
Baron Bunny does not mess around.
10:13 I legitimately died of laughter hearing the "Good Ol' Fred"
When I saw the band being composed by these random characters, I thought this goofy af Fredbear was thrown there at random, but his name makes it so much funnier, he is the good old Fredbear, but he's just an edited version of his nightmare form and how the name's just Fred, not Fredbear, it makes it look like a bootleg version of himself, and this image represents it perfectly.
I was laughing for 10 minutes straight
I think that’s an image of breadbear from the historic Dayshift at Freddy’s fangame
@@nullhydrangea OMG IT IS LOL, I'm kinda detached from this fangame but I know it's awesome
It might be possible that William is the "Purple" Guy we know but Daivd X Fazbear in this story might actually turn purple and be a purple guy kinda like how Micheal turns Purple.
Purple guy is a whole species
7:04 Oh my god Freddy Fazbear is gonna take them back in time to the first Freddy Fazbear's location to get the missing children off the menu
Nice video dude, I hope there's a sequel cause I need more of Baron Bunny and Good ol Fred
honestly, this story makes more sense than the original game
True-
Ah yes, my favorite William Afton quote: “I want children to feel safe and happy.”
*Baron Bunny
Guy's I think we figured out how they wrote the lore for security breach.
this video jokes but after securety breach, a game revolving around the death metal fnaf band named fazbears fright night is a realistic possibility
I've got COVID and nothing has made me laugh like this god dammit this is too good. Please continue, if not for me, for Shawn. And the possibility of new timeline Megan.
Most accurate FNaF timeline
My dreams after I watch FNAF theories before sleep
Cast:
Megan, the guard, found dead in her bedroom after drinking an entire bottle of vodka
Animatronics AKA the Freddy's
David X. Fazbear, her boss, boyfriend (ooh, office romance~), and half-brother (5:05 "killed *their* father", 7:35 "body of their father")
Mrs. Fazbear, his alcoholic mum who left
David X Fazbear, Sr, his ill father, died, sickness induced by David X?
Jessica Fazbear, his younger sister
Therapist who redirects
April Fazbear, his other sister (possibly a half-sister on his mother's side since her mom is actually *around?*)
Shaun Fazbear, April's son, given up for adoption and possibly half-brother?! or adopted by Mrs. Fazbear (6:01 "asked her brother")
Protestors
Freddy Fazbear
The Purple Guy, an SK who throws his victims into a backpack
Henry Emily, security guard, stuffed into the band if he lets in the wrong driver
William Afton, manager, stuffs driver into the band if he takes too long; Baron Bunny when in suit, likes to eat green nuts
Pizza delivery guy, "Good pizza for a good price! Please tip generously!", all stuffed into the band
Security guard, not Megan
Good Ole' Fred, in pain
Baron Von, laughs so hard he cries
Candy Corner Shop, contains one driver, shoots at the other drivers
Hippo Hannibal, in lots of pain
Tom Cat, seizes an arm
Jerry the Lion, seizes a leg
Sandy Suit, convulses in pain
2:52
*”EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE IN FREDDY FAZBENDER’S PEPPERONERIE!”*
"Billie the hairless boy" This caught me so off guard and made me die lmao
Woke: Springtrap
Bespoke: B A R O N B U N N Y
This is almost reading like a day shift at Freddy's game.
"He doesn't move. He just sits there and waits to be plugged in."
Even though AI written this, it feels so true, maybe this is the real FNAF Timeline. @gametheory @Matpat
this is Shakespearean, truly the best story i've ever heard
Moral of the story don’t go to you bedroom in the pizzeria and go to sleep, though it’s a good thing Megan told her superiors ahead of time she wouldn’t be working any more as to let them know that they needed to hire a new guard
I wish I saw this sooner- this is making me lose my absolute shit.
"FREDDY FAZBEAR NEVER EATS CHILDREN" I- AI dungeon can be a fuckin gem sometimes istg
I wish I had the time to tag everything that made me laugh. BARON BUNNY ??/?/?//
imagine being the delivery driver that got stuffed in the child sized candy cornershop with his childsized gun
And his child sized outfit
@@AdaTheWatcher with his childsized belt
9:46 I almost choked on my (ironically) pizza hearing this
Yeah this part was amazing
If someone makes a game out of this lore here i wish you the best of luck and mercy upon your soul
We need not forget the part where William eats two bags of nuts for no reason.
This makes me really grateful that actual fnaf lore is (somewhat) comprehensible
Despite that an Ai Made it, this is somehow better writing than Security Breach
I still say that one with Sun having an existence crisis and Monty punching Foxy is better than the plot of the game lol.
Scott Cawthon wrote Security Breach.
still a better love story than twilight
Fr
@@ShinmegamiPersona What are you talking about???
David X. Fazbear is my new favorite Fnaf character
Freddy Fazbear, Good ol' Fred, Baron Von, Candy Cornershop, Hippo Hannibal, Tom Cat, Jerry the Lion, Sandy Suit...
I'm impressed. The AI successfully counted to eight.
Can’t wait to see the Funko Pop for Shadow Baron Vaughn, he’s my favourite
This is flowing too much and I can't focus on any of the details it's just flavor text my brain can't comprehend it
The part where they talked about the delivery driver felt like one of those weird rule Creepypastas. It'd have the title like, "Rule #1: Don't let the wrong delivery driver in." or somethin'
The part with the nuts made me lose it. My poor neighbors.
most of this will be canon to my series Purple Guy: On Trial AND IS THAT MAD DUMMY THEME!!!!!!
...So when does this fan game come out?
👀
@@Void_TheDemon🤷♀️
Hopefully, some day
I loved the child-sized lore in this child-sized video from this child-sized channel
this made me let out a Child-Sized Laugh™
I was dying laughing the whole time LOL, this video is a cinematic masterpiece
That bluey capsules drawing almost made me choke on my arizona tea
Take a shot of vodka every time you here
David X. Fazbear
It amazes me that this is somehow managed to make a more chaotic/confusing story than the canon FNAF timeline itself💀
My head cannon is that the storyteller ai wrote this in universe, and it's what inspired the mimic endo to become evil, and convoluted
And also the X stands for X-Miller
oh my god a youtube video hasn't genuinely made me laugh that hard in so long, i was in tears trying to suppress the laughter bc it's 5am and i was trying not to wake up my bf😭😭 i needed that tho fr
Watch freddy just go back in time to have a final showdown with David
DAVID X FAZBEAR I swear its 2 minutes in i will not survive this video
I AM ADDING A FAZBEND TO MY NEXT FIC
so glad the ai mentioned that the child sized candy was had kid sized hair, eyes, nose, limbs, gun, and bullets.
Lol
“Chica the clown” “Balloon Bonnie” ended up being real characters with those funko things lol
Please make part 2 this was the most I've laughed in years.
Being constantly haunted and laughed at by the withereds would actually make a good fazbear frights story
yhr fucking pistachio eating scene was so funny for no reason
Maybe Fazbear was just a fake name for Willam or maybe vice versa?
The blueycapsules art jumpscared me
My apologies, never again
@@dmuted which one?
"The security guard name is Henry emily" top 10 plot twists
Ah yes, my favorite characters:
David X. Fazbear
Baron Bunny
Green Nuts
I feel like I just watched the Fnaf Movie.
The lore of FNaF that writed by AI is more real then all Books of Fazzber Frights
Corporate needs you to find a difference between these to stories:
Any Fazbear Frights Novels - A.I. Dungeon’s FNAF lore
Me: they’re the same style
This story is so wild.🤣😱
Scott is probably like: write that down!!
Write that down!!🤣
The pistachio part was legendary
"David X. Fazbear" is the Best Name in history.
Note to self:don't let the endoskeleton near a typewritter, unless you want chaos
I want chaos.
@@ms.moronic9165 ok
My theory is that David´s and April´s Father dying to sickness is just a lie made by Megan/David, the true way david´s father dies is being murdered by his son.
This is canonically the least nonsensical Mimic1-authored story.
We need a fangame about this story lmao
Can’t wait to be jumpscared by Hippo Hannibal
Please continue this. I need more!
This sounds a lot like the FNaF Movie!😂 And Baron Bunny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hope you make a part 2, cause this was hilarious!😂
You saying “Billy the hairless boy” with a destainful voice just gets me laughing for some reason
BEARon Von broke me.
Great fanfic! This made me laugh so much!
10:44 if in the fnaf movie, they don't refer to William in the suit as "Baron Bunny" i will burn down the cinema