Here's a fun fact. Current Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was on Starr's team during the investigation of Clinton and was the person who continually lobbied for the release of in detail description of what Clinton and Lewinsky did together. One of two things or possibly both would explain that. Either it was purely a prurient interest on his part or he knew that maximum damage would be done by revealing the dirtiest details. Frankly I think it's for his work for Starr that he was rewarded eventually with the Supreme Court seat much as the writer of the Powell memo was given a seat on the Supreme Court for his work on that document.
Thanks for the medley. I needed to laugh today. Even if some are dated, it’s like Groundhog Day anyway with this orange sphincter as president Thank you.
How about repealing taxes to benefit the middle class, Guaranteeing pre-existing conditions, affordable medications, allowing more judges for refugees at the border, arresting all violent Trump or other violent political supporters, and releasing all Trump as well as other politicians Tax info by legislation, Tax & Business Records! I also want automatic Impeachments for those caught lying or cheating with still jail terms based on how bad the results!!! The majority of Americans wang these laws. No Gerrymandering or voter suppression!!! Voter fraud has only been caught by republican canadites and Trump refuses to discuss it!!! It is wrong.
vote for him if he ran for public office. I work extra just to keep HBO .I would rather skip a meal than miss Bill Time with Bill Maher is my favorite show of all time.He is so smart and so funny I look forward to it each week. Would definitely
Did you do anything with that? It's a serious question. Frasier is my favorite show & I enjoy helping people so I want to know how feasible it is for a regular joe like me to become a clinical psychologist?
Only whiny, crybaby, don't-hurt-my-feelings pussies get offended. By anything. I'm a bartender. People call me jackass all the time. I don't know them well enough that their opinion matters, so I just shrug it off, and finish with: "That'll be four bucks." 🍻
9:20 The guys who injure or strand themselves on cliffs, mountains etc. should be given the lowest priority by rescue services and then charged full price for their rescue and treatment. Knowingly and intentionally taking risks should not be subsidized.
Joe Home #kanyewest I am #GZeus #WilliamMount #snapalert #saveyourpennies for #snapchange #trillionairesfortrump not #billionairesforbush #georgesoros is not #antifa #anarchy #antichrist or #antichristian #youarehired #youarehigher by #infinitology #copperkills #silvereagle #gold #silver #banksters
@@AlastorsShadowDemon They made the cookie the way they did so that it would show the colors vividly on camera. Having one cream layer multiple colors may not have showed well on camera.
I love Bill Maher...and I am a guy who knows brilliance. (I produced three Chris Rush albums; one exec. produced by George Carlin). But now the hammer...Please do not give George Z. any fame or notoriety. He should be exiled to a penal colony. Like Papillion.
Hey, I have a piece of metal from the Pentagon. A relative got it while working disaster relief. It and several other pieces made their way into the equipment and bags they carried while relief efforts were carried out. Who doesn't have a piece at this point.
Trump is such rich material. This would go right over the head of many Americans and that makes if even funnier. The Art of the Deal. "I wanna wall with my name on it. Hadrian has one and he wasn`t even American".
@Smedley1947 1 second ago Here's a fun fact. Current Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was on Starr's team during the investigation of Clinton and was the person who continually lobbied for the release of in detail description of what Clinton and Lewinsky did together. One of two things or possibly both would explain that. Either it was purely a prurient interest on his part or he knew that maximum damage would be done by revealing the dirtiest details. Frankly I think it's for his work for Starr that he was rewarded eventually with the Supreme Court seat much as the writer of the Powell memo was given a seat on the Supreme Court for his work on that document.
LMBO If the Korean sound like Gandam Style, then the Chinese sound like this song from Disney's Mulan. "Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns! ..."
Actually, R Mc, he wasn't mad that the President said it, he was mad that the standard is that if Obama had said that, he would have been thrown out of office and torn to pieces as a traitor, but the current President has people lining up to say that he didn't just say it, despite evidence to the contrary.
"We want deal"
I laughed then cried then laughed again for twenty minutes.😄😂😜
Me too. That was classic😂😂😂.
Life is better with Bill Maher!💖
That look on Bill Clinton's face says: "How the fuck do they know about the cigar?" Simply priceless!!!
Bill has some of the most talented writers!
The flash of horror and recognition in Clinton's face was hilarious.
That was one of the best;. deer caught in the headlights moments,,, ever ))😳)) 🎸⚡
@@daveman5860 iii
Here's a fun fact. Current Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was on Starr's team during the investigation of Clinton and was the person who continually lobbied for the release of in detail description of what Clinton and Lewinsky did together. One of two things or possibly both would explain that. Either it was purely a prurient interest on his part or he knew that maximum damage would be done by revealing the dirtiest details. Frankly I think it's for his work for Starr that he was rewarded eventually with the Supreme Court seat much as the writer of the Powell memo was given a seat on the Supreme Court for his work on that document.
Great compilation. 😂 I’d forgotten some of them. Funny Flashbacks!!! Still laughing... 😆
Panda porn was top kek
Thank you for this. His one liners are premo!
That cheese-ball grin Bill cuts after every punchline😂🤣
Thanks for the medley. I needed to laugh today. Even if some are dated, it’s like Groundhog Day anyway with this orange sphincter as president Thank you.
Well said! 🍻
Hope you're feeling happier. 🍻🍻
Omg, the look on that idiots face when he said, "we want deal!" I died.
"Hey Fuck You... You Know What"?? 😬😬
That part always makes me LoL!! 🤣🤣
'Its like they don't want you to know the truth!' Cut to CIA Director Hayden LOL
"...sold you a phone at the Verizon store." 🤣😂
Thanks for laughter Bill!
*WE WANT DEAL!*
How about repealing taxes to benefit the middle class, Guaranteeing pre-existing conditions, affordable medications, allowing more judges for refugees at the border, arresting all violent Trump or other violent political supporters, and releasing all Trump as well as other politicians Tax info by legislation, Tax & Business Records! I also want automatic Impeachments for those caught lying or cheating with still jail terms based on how bad the results!!!
The majority of Americans wang these laws.
No Gerrymandering or voter suppression!!! Voter fraud has only been caught by republican canadites and Trump refuses to discuss it!!! It is wrong.
@@losaikogogreen3636 No thanks.
Priceless
I used to watch Bill when he was on ABC back in the early 2000's, I do admire some of the things he says. But these clips are all over the place.
5:00!
Trump: We want deal. 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Very funny compilation 👏 👏 well done !
brilliant man!
He did it again, made another Python member laugh
Nice. This is how comedy is supposed to be. Everyone is game, regardless of the Comedian's personal worldview.
Bill your funny & Crazy my man bill keep up da, good work you keep me with a smile.....
vote for him if he ran for public office. I work extra just to keep HBO .I would rather skip a meal than miss Bill Time with Bill Maher is my favorite show of all time.He is so smart and so funny I look forward to it each week. Would definitely
Your boy Bill is wild !
"Am I an avid outdoorsman,or am i just *really* attracted to firemen?" Can't it be both?
Clinton's cigar look. 🤪
As a psychology student, the friend prostitute is pretty accurate. BTW love the bukkake reference.
Nothing Freudian there.
Bet you do Final girl...I bet you u do!
Did you do anything with that? It's a serious question. Frasier is my favorite show & I enjoy helping people so I want to know how feasible it is for a regular joe like me to become a clinical psychologist?
That oreo joke was out of the world man
On every one of these shows, there is all ways some one who thinks they have to laugh louder than anyone else.
This was super funny 1 of da best
Oh fuck that Donald Rumsfeld 911 Iraq war new rule had me laughing so hard I woke up my wife, she didn’t think it was funny....
I haven't watched his show in a while, I hope he's still offending everyone!
Justin Mills he is, and it's a beautiful thing.
Justin, nah he's been compromised by the far-left, he's got TDS*
Only whiny, crybaby, don't-hurt-my-feelings pussies get offended. By anything.
I'm a bartender. People call me jackass all the time. I don't know them well enough that their opinion matters, so I just shrug it off, and finish with: "That'll be four bucks." 🍻
He offends Truth
Better than listening to trump .
The only two things I miss not having cable TV... Bill Maher and TCM
Just go on to RUclips and ya! Haven't missed a thing he's still funny as ever...💯🙄🤔🤘🏽...
9:20 The guys who injure or strand themselves on cliffs, mountains etc. should be given the lowest priority by rescue services and then charged full price for their rescue and treatment. Knowingly and intentionally taking risks should not be subsidized.
5 seconds into the video and I'm already dying
Hold on those icedancers had to train to do those moves, I just did them.
Angel Gd
The moves or the ice dancers? 🤔
angel: yea, but try it on skates.
I'm Canadian, I have done it on skates.
angel: well then, you should try out for the winter Olympics. You may have a chance.
Random places is fine, but I've never been much of an exhibitionist. Attention whore maybe.
Bill is the king.
We want deal. Lmaoooo
5:00 XD _we want deal_ !
OMG WE want DEAL 😂😂😂
I am Chinese. I want deal.
Me too. 😂
Joe Home #kanyewest I am #GZeus #WilliamMount #snapalert #saveyourpennies for #snapchange #trillionairesfortrump not #billionairesforbush #georgesoros is not #antifa #anarchy #antichrist or #antichristian #youarehired #youarehigher by #infinitology #copperkills #silvereagle #gold #silver #banksters
That Haj crowd looks at least twice as large as Trumps inauguration get together!
I think Oreos must be an American thing. I tried one once, well, half of one. Never again.
Marguerite Johnson they are disgusting.
Kape Diten I’m really glad someone agrees. The damn things are everywhere in different flavours!
Marguerite Johnson yes they have a plethora of those nasty tastes.
I’m American and I agree... they are garbage discs.
Oreo's are one of those things that you love when you're a kid(anything with loads of sugar really)but absolutely despise as an adult!!
Allah-palooza? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
No
Piotr Jankowski buzzkill 😝
he's a jw bigot so taunting moslems is his job and his heritage.
I lost it at "Bear ass"
I love the Haji Podge. I was left at Home with my cousin when my parents when to Haji.
A restaurant called "probably chicken." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG! hilarious!
That Oreo is a statement mess, not a cookie. I do like the statement.
I think they should have kept the cookie in its original size, but each row had different color cream.
@@AlastorsShadowDemon
They made the cookie the way they did so that it would show the colors vividly on camera. Having one cream layer multiple colors may not have showed well on camera.
Allahpalooza - that cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣
Gratuitous.
3:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m so going to miss the Karl lagerfeld joke
Bill Maher makes me laugh no matter how shitty I feel.
Wow the new rules back then were much better
Comedy is essential
I love Bill Maher...and I am a guy who knows brilliance. (I produced three Chris Rush albums; one exec. produced by George Carlin). But now the hammer...Please do not give George Z. any fame or notoriety. He should be exiled to a penal colony. Like Papillion.
Hey, I have a piece of metal from the Pentagon. A relative got it while working disaster relief. It and several other pieces made their way into the equipment and bags they carried while relief efforts were carried out. Who doesn't have a piece at this point.
Not a big fan but I did like the bank of hope one.
That was hilarious.
Ouch ! Very good
Lubbock is a nice city. In Lubbock, you can see forever.
Ooo, parking in the driveway and driving on the Parkway joke. That's only 3 or 4 decades old.
I didn't know I liked Bill Maher.
Ha ha ha! Lol 😂 x2!
Did Rumsfeld keep the *only* piece?
Is "boo khaki" a pun on "bukkake"? o.O
04:57 hahahahahahahhaa 🤣🤣🤣
Trump is such rich material. This would go right over the head of many Americans and that makes if even funnier.
The Art of the Deal. "I wanna wall with my name on it. Hadrian has one and he wasn`t even American".
Did they seriously make an oreo like that? Im not gay but I would have bought that.
Dan P ya but I don’t think they sold it I think it was for show
I wish I could afford HBO. Cable has gotten insanely expensive. Internet too. It's like they think we should pay 200 a month for it.
LOVE LOVE LOVE 😀🤣❤🇨🇦🇺🇸🌍🕊🙏🖖
How we have to joke about the looks of a murderer while his victim is dead and forgotten. RIP Trevor Martin.
If there was any true justice, he would be. Unfortunately, the republicans had to turn this political.
Treyvon Martin.
I swear a turd falling out of the sky landing on my hand is more funny than Billie boy
Happy Birthday, Bill Maher! January 20 also birthday of Kellyanne Conway and Nikki Haley
That really is what Lubbock looks like
@Smedley1947
1 second ago
Here's a fun fact. Current Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was on Starr's team during the investigation of Clinton and was the person who continually lobbied for the release of in detail description of what Clinton and Lewinsky did together. One of two things or possibly both would explain that. Either it was purely a prurient interest on his part or he knew that maximum damage would be done by revealing the dirtiest details. Frankly I think it's for his work for Starr that he was rewarded eventually with the Supreme Court seat much as the writer of the Powell memo was given a seat on the Supreme Court for his work on that document.
Just for the record zimmerman is white. Nothing about him is hispanic . White as the driven snow
4:42 They got the Olympics logo wrong, too.
New rules, old rules, they all rule!
#meettherealdonaldtrump James wilson
#BLUESTRAVELERwhoops James wilson
LMBO
If the Korean sound like Gandam Style, then the Chinese sound like this song from Disney's Mulan.
"Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns! ..."
Stop instigating violence, I keep being told. That is what they told Mandela
He’s 100% right about Marilyn Monroe.
Georges ZIMMERMAN has real personality issue.
Rest in peace karl
We want deal!
Thanks for the laughs Billy, if I’m not laughing with you at least I’m laughing at you
We need 2003 to 2007 new rules
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Ikr?! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😄😃😀
Actually a more accurate picture of Lubbock is an empty plain that spans for hundreds of miles in all directions
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN's body double
Im persian.WE ALSO WANT DEAL.
Is my money safe here? I hope
seems like he had much better writers in the past
error: well, this video just picked out his best lines and ignores all the other stuff. That is why it seems funnyer.
Actually, R Mc, he wasn't mad that the President said it, he was mad that the standard is that if Obama had said that, he would have been thrown out of office and torn to pieces as a traitor, but the current President has people lining up to say that he didn't just say it, despite evidence to the contrary.
he was upset because when he said the same thing the was thrown off the air, and the standard was set higher for trump than if obama had said it
Yes seems a little sexist, obviously not many women writers on staff I'm guessing. But still a big maher fan.
He IS one of the writers... You're just trying to sneak in a snarky insult.
He can be funny when he sticks to comedy.
Allah-Palooza lol
Bill Maher sounds and looks a lot like Dr. Evil.
At least we’re clear that nobody would mistake Jorge Z for white?
are bookstores still a thing?
Only in novels.
but what is a paloosa?