Dark Crusade - Bring Me The Heads

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  • @SODEMO2007
    @SODEMO2007 12 лет назад +5742

    "Surrender now! For the greater good!"
    "YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ORKS DO YA, GRAY-SKIN!?"

    • @discomfort5760
      @discomfort5760 4 года назад +483

      There is depth of the Ork that touches on common sense.

    • @bruhbeukes5145
      @bruhbeukes5145 4 года назад +256

      WEZ ORKZ DONT LOOZE WEZ COME BACK AND FIGHT ANOTHA DAY

    • @jamesgreen6648
      @jamesgreen6648 3 года назад +26

      Yes that's the first line

    • @crusader_holy_cross
      @crusader_holy_cross 3 года назад +21

      @@bruhbeukes5145 WAAAAGH

    • @Spaceman0720
      @Spaceman0720 3 года назад +9

      I thought tau are blue skins?

  • @apolodog2
    @apolodog2 9 лет назад +3747

    I love how Gorgutz just smack talks the eldar

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 6 лет назад +256

      Milo Even funnier, its true that they're HIGH on their own hot air.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 лет назад +88

      They need it

    • @LCDqBqA
      @LCDqBqA 6 лет назад +42

      @@rustkarl the salt, eldar rekt you all day long

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 лет назад +126

      Ollie Barbor
      “If their heads weren’t so far up their asses that their lower intestines didn’t resemble life sized plastic casts then I wouldn’t have the need to smack the living shit out of their pointed asscheecks”

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +150

      In general the eldar embody everything that the orks disdain. Being small and having silent guns with no dakka.

  • @TheGribblesnitch
    @TheGribblesnitch 4 года назад +1950

    “We will be your end”
    “IF YOU MEAN THE END OF ME POINTY STIK, IM RIGHT DER WID YA”

    • @solhamer3502
      @solhamer3502 4 года назад +23

      I read that in Jar Jar's voice

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 3 года назад +24

      @@solhamer3502 I tried doing in Jar Jar's voice and it just ended up being Mickey Mouse

  • @TheTrueHolyDarkness
    @TheTrueHolyDarkness 7 лет назад +2756

    Fun fact: The voice actor behind Gorgutz also voiced over most of the Tau.
    The actor behind the voice of for Gorgutz is also the voice of Vegeta from DBZ.

    • @nildzrecastellanos
      @nildzrecastellanos 6 лет назад +159

      Another fun fact the VA of Crull in Winter Assault was the voice of Nappa.

    • @MetaL556
      @MetaL556 6 лет назад +161

      Which is hilarious because Gorgutz and Crull end up going back and forth in the campaign. And the former is usually the one that kills the latter, pretty much in every non-chaos ending.

    • @90maducc
      @90maducc 5 лет назад +18

      That’s Patrick Seitz

    • @Robert_Douglass
      @Robert_Douglass 4 года назад +19

      Whaddya know? Learn something new every day...

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 4 года назад +38

      @@MetaL556 Goddamn it Nappa.

  • @eldono5623
    @eldono5623 10 лет назад +4579

    "Ya look more like a humie who needs some feedin'!"
    Sorry pariah, but that is quite possibly the greatest thing anyone ever said about the necrons!

    • @TheNemesis432
      @TheNemesis432 9 лет назад +339

      +AlphaArgonian What da ya mean? Orkz were made especially to battle and defeat Necrons. I think that's one of the reason why they have no fear, especially beneath death.

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад +33

      Name of music?

    • @skeletonking2588
      @skeletonking2588 5 лет назад +39

      @@gulmaraz5931 Casshern OST - 06 Shiro Sagisu & Satoshi Tomiie - Pluriel

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- 4 года назад +21

      I think his name is Thomas Macabee.

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 4 года назад +16

      @@TheNemesis432 really this information will make my commisar happy..... OH SHIT NECRONS RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

  • @ZZZ2573
    @ZZZ2573 8 лет назад +3023

    "I make meself humie, and I'm gonna unmake you!" --- This ork knows poetry

    • @E100Omega123
      @E100Omega123 8 лет назад +160

      Truly the only Ork better then Warboss Gorgutz is The Prophet Ghazghkull.

    • @TheNemesis432
      @TheNemesis432 8 лет назад +63

      Gorgutz and Ghazghkull are nothing compared to The Beast.

    • @E100Omega123
      @E100Omega123 8 лет назад +95

      In modern lore, doncha understand? Obviously if the Beast were still around and krumpin' shit, he'd be top squiggoth

    • @TheNemesis432
      @TheNemesis432 8 лет назад +18

      E100Omega123 Yes, it's sad what he's no longer with us. If Ghazghkull is the prophet, Da Beast was the avatar of Gork and Mork themself.
      p.s. BTW, speaking of Ghazghkull: Gorgutz himself once shouted on ork who called him "bigger den Ghazghkull". Because "nobody bigger den Ghazghkull".
      "At least... not yet!"

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад +18

      Name of background music?

  • @redultra4324
    @redultra4324 4 года назад +788

    “I MADE ME-SELF, UMIE, AND I’M GONNA UNMAKE YOU.”
    Genuinely intimidating

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 3 года назад +31

      Honestly thought it was kinda badass

    • @crowhaveninc.2103
      @crowhaveninc.2103 6 месяцев назад +3

      And seen the way the WAAAAGH! works, he's actually correct

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 17 лет назад +1050

    Well, yeah. Gorgutz has a comeback to everything, and Eliphas maintains that arrogant calm of his. Except for when he encounters the Necrons- then he's scared shitless.

    • @QuestionableObject
      @QuestionableObject 4 года назад +167

      The only character the Necron Lord addresses directly.

    • @hunterskidmore1672
      @hunterskidmore1672 4 года назад +85

      @@QuestionableObject orks are necrons hated foe after all

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад +66

      Necrons got shit that fucks up Chaos right good and PROPER.

    • @ryanrigley2558
      @ryanrigley2558 3 года назад +45

      @@hunterskidmore1672 like orcs and Eldar. Or orcs and humans. Or orcs and chaos. Or orcs and orcs.

    • @hunterskidmore1672
      @hunterskidmore1672 3 года назад +3

      @@ryanrigley2558 yep

  • @Rob4010
    @Rob4010 9 лет назад +3774

    "and she still won't shut it" LOL

    • @syos1979
      @syos1979 8 лет назад +353

      That's my thought on tumblr feminists.

    • @GI_D204
      @GI_D204 6 лет назад +44

      Haha @ChihiroFujisaki TheUltimateProgrammer thought the same. :D

    • @UnCutGameplayCYP
      @UnCutGameplayCYP 6 лет назад +15

      ha ha

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад +11

      Name of music?

    • @creepygamercom
      @creepygamercom 4 года назад +11

      @@gulmaraz5931 Casshern - Our Last Day OST 1 - 06 - Pluriel

  • @dr.arielfinch4316
    @dr.arielfinch4316 9 лет назад +2110

    Okay..
    Taldeer got owned.
    Gorgutz knows how to smack talk, that's for sure.

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад +7

      Name of music?

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад +6

      Name of background music?

    • @Robert_Douglass
      @Robert_Douglass 4 года назад +38

      Dat'z cuz 'es da closest fing to one a dem Brainboyz dere iz, ya zoggin git!

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 4 года назад +52

      Even Chaos appreciates the good bants

    • @crow9149
      @crow9149 4 года назад +10

      @@gulmaraz5931
      Why are you asking in this particular thread?

  • @chuggajr
    @chuggajr 4 года назад +397

    I was not ready for the genuinely badass line of “I made me self, humie, and I’m gonna unmake you.”

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o 3 года назад +17

      If only Gorgutz didn't make himself, maybe he wouldn't be running away all the time after all the smack talk
      Not that I don't appreciate his existence, but goddamn does he get on your nerves anyway :D

  • @HailNeatoBurrito
    @HailNeatoBurrito 4 года назад +956

    To the Orks, the galaxy is mostly full of pansies, except for the Imeperium who fight sometimes, and the Tyranids, who fight all the time.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +65

      Dey just wanna fight and waaaaagh :(

    • @dawsonhenry5558
      @dawsonhenry5558 4 года назад +72

      Yknow, if everyone just stopped interacting with orks, I think they would eventually just kill each other on their own out of sheer boredom

    • @HailNeatoBurrito
      @HailNeatoBurrito 4 года назад +180

      @@dawsonhenry5558 I dont think you can just "stop interacting" with Orks. They'll come wether you like it or not.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 года назад +20

      @@HailNeatoBurrito The important thing is making them think they can't catch up.

    • @TemplarX2
      @TemplarX2 4 года назад +40

      @@dawsonhenry5558 You'll stop interacting with the Orks after that crude rusty cleaver has found its way into your skull. The Orks will find a way to interact with you.

  • @teddyspaghetti2858
    @teddyspaghetti2858 4 года назад +3969

    I think it's funny how the Chaos guy is mildly polite to him.
    I think it's because he understands the Orks have no greater plan to fight and kill, unlike Chaos who fight, kill, and scheme.
    I doubt he respects him, but it's almost like he appreciates him. Like he finds him kind of endearing before he tries to murder him.

    • @blboy129
      @blboy129 4 года назад +475

      Teddy Spaghetti Is say a lot of chaos see orks as pleasing Khorne.

    • @teddyspaghetti2858
      @teddyspaghetti2858 4 года назад +114

      @@blboy129 Oh that makes sense, yeah!

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 года назад +240

      @@blboy129 the jury is still out as to whether Gork and Mork are just aspects of Khorne. If they are then Khorne is even more terrifying. If that's even possible.

    • @magtegi2
      @magtegi2 4 года назад +293

      @@ieuanhunt552 gork and mork are ORK gods they ignore all the other gods cause they arent worth there time all except the emperor of man and the ctan they are so powerful they spend there time fighting eachother

    • @nwahnerevar9398
      @nwahnerevar9398 4 года назад +173

      I just want a buddy comedy of an Ork Warboss and a Chaos Lord burning the Imperium down

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador 10 лет назад +714

    It seems that the favorite enemy of orks are the space marines.

    • @spacewargamer4181
      @spacewargamer4181 4 года назад +117

      They always were.

    • @WorldWar2freak94
      @WorldWar2freak94 4 года назад +176

      It makes sense, as both are perfectly at home on the battlefield and are known for fighting to the end.

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 4 года назад +30

      @Roboute Guilliman Magnus laughing in the warp

    • @lorddevilfish5868
      @lorddevilfish5868 4 года назад +46

      Roboute Guilliman Don’t treat your brother like that, he’s jealous enough that you’re getting that hot Eldar booty!

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 4 года назад +19

      @@lorddevilfish5868 this is true best type of girls are eldar women

  • @Rad_Crab
    @Rad_Crab 15 лет назад +298

    "HOW BOUT DYING? YA DO DAT ANY FASTA?
    l GOTZ TA PLAN DA REST OF ME DAY..."

  • @gralkses
    @gralkses 12 лет назад +348

    "We are your end, Alien"
    "If ya mean the end of me pointy stik, I'm right dere with ya!"
    OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад +8

      That feeling when Orks are wittier than you

  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 6 лет назад +554

    That feeling when an Ork has wittier insults than you

  • @blboy129
    @blboy129 3 года назад +175

    I love how Eliphas is genuinely amused by gorgutz. It’s just delightful.

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 11 лет назад +343

    Infantilism is now canon in Warhammer 40,000.
    Now the 41st Millennium has gotten even _MORE_ terrifying.

  • @trystanmarchand1293
    @trystanmarchand1293 2 года назад +53

    In the Grim darkness of the far future,
    *The orks are the only ones having fun*

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 5 месяцев назад

      Dark Eldar also, in their own special way.

  • @atanasdimitrov6469
    @atanasdimitrov6469 8 лет назад +2114

    Necron Parriah: We are your end, alien.
    Gorgutz: If ya mean the end of me pointy stik, I'm right dere with ya!
    #REKT

    • @AndsChannel
      @AndsChannel 8 лет назад +28

      Still dead #LOL

    • @atanasdimitrov6469
      @atanasdimitrov6469 8 лет назад +60

      +AndrianTF2 Channel Only if they actually manage to win. And BTW even if they do Gorgutz simply blows the whole base up and gets out of there before they can reach him. Play the game, beat the orks and see for yourself.

    • @satannstuff
      @satannstuff 6 лет назад +36

      Sure, but Gorgutz is the only leader who can do it by himself. The only other one who could survive taking on Necron stronghold with no army whatsoever is the Necron lord and obviously he's not going to.

    • @AndsChannel
      @AndsChannel 6 лет назад +2

      hahaha :D

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 6 лет назад +26

      satannstuff ya think da orks need an army to take the metal hummies baze? Stupid grot! You forgot that dead metal hummies make big and usefull loot! To make mor' dakka and mor' the boyz! The mor' we kill, the mor' we kill after the first killing! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  17 лет назад +165

    Shut your yap and get to fighting.

  • @KaiCalimatinus
    @KaiCalimatinus 11 лет назад +473

    Gorgutz and Eliphas were the most baddass in these commander banters. In Winter Assault, it was him and Sturm.
    Because Sturm...

    • @petercampi2840
      @petercampi2840 7 лет назад +7

      *Stern

    • @KaiCalimatinus
      @KaiCalimatinus 7 лет назад +32

      We're both wrong. I looked again, it's Sturnn, with a u but also with ns. Shows how well I remember it. I need to play through WA again.

    • @petercampi2840
      @petercampi2840 7 лет назад +19

      Thanks for checking. I'm currently replaying WA. Decided that I was
      experienced enough to do the Hard difficulty. Didn't make much of a
      difference until the 3rd mission of the Order campaign when the difficulty
      came to bash my skull in. So many Orks...

    • @valeryrus
      @valeryrus 7 лет назад +2

      David North m=nn

    • @KaiCalimatinus
      @KaiCalimatinus 7 лет назад +5

      BeeR the Bear
      Indeed. I did mention, if you read the above conversation I noticed that I was wrong on that part.

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 4 года назад +178

    It’s strange when the damn Ork has a point about the Eldar.

    • @JR-bf8su
      @JR-bf8su 2 года назад +13

      I would pay to hear his thoughts on all the factions

  • @Tommy9834
    @Tommy9834 8 лет назад +407

    Gorgutz must be in every Dawn of War.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 6 лет назад +21

      Tommy9834
      Sadly he isn’t in the original DoW or any of the DoW II

    • @bingo1627
      @bingo1627 6 лет назад +5

      at least he made it to |||

    • @dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475
      @dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475 6 лет назад +39

      @@bingo1627 And written terribly.

    • @infidelheretic923
      @infidelheretic923 6 лет назад +7

      He’s the comic relief. He can’t die

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 5 лет назад +47

      Bluddflag was awesome though...
      *_" Oi ! You'z lot ! You'z part of my crew now. Any problemz with dat, you talk to da complaintz department. Dat'z me gun, by da way. "_*

  • @adudeontheinternet8246
    @adudeontheinternet8246 3 года назад +76

    3:13
    Ork rule number 1. Never tell an ork that something makes it more powerful, because they will get it, and they WILL get stronger from it.

    • @VCC1316
      @VCC1316 Год назад +5

      Will they also get more knowledgeable by the mere persuasion of it, or just more powerful by convincing themselves they became more knowledgeable ?

  • @katieshadowsong4665
    @katieshadowsong4665 4 года назад +145

    Why is this recommended to me 12 years after posting

  • @dark7element
    @dark7element 13 лет назад +67

    "How about DYIN? Ya do dat any faster? I gotz to plan the rest of me day!"
    Gorgutz owns so much

  • @altansirin5830
    @altansirin5830 9 лет назад +703

    Did you say something Eldar?I couldnt hear for all that hot air you'z blowing.
    And thats how orks get a woman to bed.

  • @thekraken1909
    @thekraken1909 4 года назад +33

    Everyone else: Surrender, you cannot win.
    Ork: No u.

  • @jamquackers
    @jamquackers 12 лет назад +89

    gorgutz is the best shit talker in 40k.

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  17 лет назад +58

    Every video has music info on the side. Album is called Casshern and the artists are Shiro Sagisu & Satoshi Tomiie for this song.

    • @enovos3138
      @enovos3138 4 года назад +6

      Thanks

    • @SommerSen
      @SommerSen 2 года назад +3

      it doesnt show up now it seems

    • @Lung__
      @Lung__ 2 года назад

      @@SommerSen It was likely part of the tagging system that'd pop up text on the video etc, that's now removed. This was 14 years ago so, thanks for nothing youtube.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 лет назад +252

    An she still won’t shut it!
    One of the best roasts on the arrogant Eldar.
    Also the banter with Eliphas is always so fun. I missed him when I thought he was dead.
    That “Barbarian” from O’Kais sounds like a facepalm phrase.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 4 года назад +20

      Gorgutz is right. Eldar mostly say something pointless philosophical, what makes their defeat even more enjoyable.
      Same goes with humans. Fanatics.

  • @HalfTangible
    @HalfTangible 10 лет назад +1048

    =Dark Eldar=
    Gorgutz: Ya done hidin', Eldar?! Me Boyz are itchin' fer a good scrap!
    Archon: Ah, this brings back memories. I got my start torturing animals. I look forward to your screams.
    Gorgutz: Youz gonna be waitin a long time on ze end of me stik, spiky!
    =End=
    Archon: Be honored, barbarian. You will be the main course of my meal tonight.
    Gorgutz: Ugh, fin'lly! I thought youz Eldah was supposed to be fast!
    Archon: I wasn't aware animals could think.
    Gorgutz: I wouldn't aware Eldar couldz fight. Learn somefin new erry day.
    Archon: If I never hear an Ork say that again, it will be too soon.

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 6 лет назад +29

      yes

    • @devinsweeting4978
      @devinsweeting4978 5 лет назад +33

      Now do one for the sisters

    • @SilverHairedFreak25
      @SilverHairedFreak25 4 года назад +34

      Read that in Gorgutz's voice. These are perfect.

    • @lorddevilfish5868
      @lorddevilfish5868 4 года назад +60

      Archon: I wasn’t aware animals could think.
      Gorgutz: I wouldn’t aware Eldar could fight learn something new everyday!
      #Rekt

    • @michaelolmos8257
      @michaelolmos8257 Год назад

      @@lorddevilfish5868OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!
      try getting off the ground from that epic pawnage you dickless edge lordy emo pansy!!!!!! 😂😂

  • @OldBeanUK
    @OldBeanUK 9 лет назад +200

    DAT CHAOS ENJOYS R ORK BANTER BOIS!!!!

  • @son_of_the_heavymetal1142
    @son_of_the_heavymetal1142 4 года назад +19

    Necron: *exist*
    Orks: F*cking Humies

  • @themightymonarch2109
    @themightymonarch2109 7 лет назад +59

    Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter: Lord of Kaurava and grand roaster of asses.

  • @avoughtf4u-4corsair19
    @avoughtf4u-4corsair19 3 года назад +88

    The voice actors did an amazing job here. The script was probably good because everyone played their roles perfectly and all the factions acted just as you would expect. The way the characters argue with each other is on the same level as something you would see in a JRPG.

  • @BigDickCheney
    @BigDickCheney  15 лет назад +56

    Casshern - Our Last Day OST 1 - 06 - Pluriel

  • @ULTIMATZEKROM
    @ULTIMATZEKROM 4 года назад +38

    “I made meself, humie”
    ...I don’t even think I wanna know.

  • @Brutalyte616
    @Brutalyte616 3 года назад +29

    Gorgutz is just the embodiment of 'GET ON MY LEVEL SCRUB'.

  • @ejandrew
    @ejandrew 12 лет назад +54

    "Death has arrive"
    "Deff?!"

  • @Fidmaster
    @Fidmaster 9 лет назад +229

    Farsight Enclaves vs. WAAAGH!!! Gorgutz
    Entry
    Gorgutz: My missin' somefin'? Dese grayskins look like dey's 'ere for a propa fight! Dat's not like dem...
    Farsight: My brothers and I have cleansed entire worlds of your race, an achievement no one in the Tau Empire can claim. Your fate is no different.
    Gorgutz: Haha! Come 'ere den, if ya think yer 'ard enough.
    After all tribes rebel
    Bravestorm: Each Ork tribe...has felt the might...of Mont'ka.
    End
    Gorgutz: You got 'ere right quick! Must be da red suits...
    Farsight: Come and face me, wretch. The Dawnblade has drank oceans of Ork blood.
    Gorgutz: Ohh...Boyz! Kill dat tin can grayskin and bring me 'is glittery sword. Er...don't forget 'is 'ead, I want dat too!

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 6 лет назад +9

      love

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 4 года назад +10

      I appreciate the touch about the red suits.

    • @michaelolmos8257
      @michaelolmos8257 Год назад

      @@SallinKari orks are reckless, stupid, instinct driven and wild. but there are fair number of geniuses with an appreciation for details!
      good on you orks 😎😎👍👍

  • @matta.8471
    @matta.8471 4 года назад +94

    I enjoy how chaos is also anti-xeno. I'm glad they get along with the imperium in that regard

    • @victorkramer2596
      @victorkramer2596 4 года назад +35

      United by racism

    • @animationfanatic2133
      @animationfanatic2133 2 года назад +8

      Even after millenia some things never Change

    • @E100Omega123
      @E100Omega123 2 года назад +13

      I think its more that Chaos is forced to "compete" with Xeno factions for the souls of imperials. Every human killed by Orks, Necrons, or Tyranids is one less that can be used to empower chaos machinations. Imagine you saw a juicy steak on a table. And before you could eat it, some hooligan snatched it away, threw it on the ground, and stomped on it.

    • @rambot_14o43
      @rambot_14o43 Год назад +2

      Iron warriors once helped IoM against xenos

  • @vasilisksnake4016
    @vasilisksnake4016 4 года назад +289

    2007: no
    2008: nope
    2009: wait
    2010: close
    2011: maybe but no
    2012: pretty close
    2013: yesn't
    2014: yes^-1
    2015: noooooo
    2016: i can but i won't
    2017: hmmm
    2018: i think
    2019: (not you)
    2020: NOWNOWNOWNOW

  • @Shadowkaden
    @Shadowkaden 3 года назад +36

    "Ya look like a humie who needs some feeding"
    **Angry necron noises**

  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 5 лет назад +49

    That awkward moment when you get roasted by an Ork

  • @TotallyNotJustCynical
    @TotallyNotJustCynical 4 года назад +40

    This video and Gorgutz in general were my first real look into orks and it's quite safe to say they've been my favourite army ever since.
    Just what other army takes this much fun and genuine satisfaction out of constant war?

    • @regilio6826
      @regilio6826 4 года назад +2

      Haha i had the same even in the original dow after the first look at them i knew green was best

  • @MarTau_CZ_Dawn_of_War
    @MarTau_CZ_Dawn_of_War 3 года назад +25

    "Our task here is too important to let one such as you derail it."
    "Hunh? Did you say somethin’, Eldar? I couldn’t hear for all that hot air youz blowin’." Gorgutz's best quote. D :D :D :D

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 2 года назад +18

    I just love the frenemy energy Chaos and Orks have. They're just having fun.

  • @mr.outlaw231
    @mr.outlaw231 7 лет назад +26

    Bluddflagg vs Gorgutz
    Entry:
    Gorgutz: Oy, yer git. Wot are ya do'n ere?
    Bluddflagg: Try'n ta find me a hat. Hey, wot are ya do'n ere?
    Gorgutz: None uv yer business. But since yer're ere, how about if I smash ‘dat small head uv yours?
    Ending:
    Gorgutz: Oy! Iz da warboss ere! Get off ma planet yer grot luvva.
    Bluddflagg: Grot luvva? Now ya gett'n it. Iz gunna showz ya some gud Orky values.
    Gorgutz: Now yer sound like wun uv dose 'umiez, ya bloody weakl'n.
    Bluddflagg: At least dose 'umiez have some nice look'n hats.

  • @SuaveNerd2000
    @SuaveNerd2000 3 года назад +13

    it's been 14 years, and I still come back here because of how much I love the acting, kinda like opening a time capsule

  • @SunStealer001
    @SunStealer001 10 лет назад +262

    I love Eliphas' voice in the DoW 1 and expansions, it is so refined and sardonic. I did not much care for his voice in Dow 2.

    • @arjusarauis9901
      @arjusarauis9901 6 лет назад +28

      Yah, I kinda don't think Steve Blum is a good pick for Inheritor. Dark Crusade VA is a very good pick and have a certain..... refined choice of words to every character

    • @MetaL556
      @MetaL556 6 лет назад +34

      To me it was a bit of a sign of his change of allegiance. While with the Word Bearers, he was very much a follower of Chaos Undivided. With the Black Legion, he started to have strong Khorne leanings, and it showed.

  • @paulsmith5752
    @paulsmith5752 10 лет назад +68

    ORK BOYZ NEEDZ MOAR DAKKA!

  • @Zorpike
    @Zorpike 4 года назад +17

    I like how with the humans and Tau, it's fightin' and pointy-stick head-collecting business as usual, but when the Eldar show up you can see some real, *old* hatred going on between them and the Orks. It's like they're ancient rivals, an old bickering married couple surrounded by the new kids on the block, a strange relationship made all the more potent by the fact that that's the last thing the Eldar would want to be with Orks.

    • @JR-bf8su
      @JR-bf8su 2 года назад +4

      Shame that the Orks don't know thier orgins more otherwise we could see a taunt about the Kroks being created to pick up the Eldar's slack in the War of Heaven

  • @posterus4413
    @posterus4413 4 года назад +25

    The orks have the best comebacks.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +3

      Orks are a riot. Usually a few.

  • @jaketaft7533
    @jaketaft7533 Год назад +4

    "You Eldar are starting to be a real Pain, You know dat?"
    Accurate summary of how most people view the Eldar

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 3 года назад +12

    I love the Orks.
    “AND SHE STILL WON’T SHUT IT!!”

  • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
    @VoiceOfTheEmperor 12 лет назад +306

    Key:
    IG & Space Marines: The Southern English
    Orks: The sterotypical scot and irishman
    Tau: Japanese
    Necrons: Zombies

    • @dt534
      @dt534 4 года назад +36

      @Adam Kent They're based off of football hooligans and skinheads, so yeah, definitely English

    • @xedrickOG
      @xedrickOG 4 года назад +7

      @@dt534 not skinhesds. Just football jocks

    • @Enriiiiiii
      @Enriiiiiii 4 года назад +30

      Man you lot have never met Brits have you?
      The ORK is doing a English London cockney accent. Not even remotely Northern

    • @tauempire1793
      @tauempire1793 4 года назад +5

      IG actually sound like Americans

    • @marvelfan8889
      @marvelfan8889 4 года назад +2

      @@tauempire1793 more like English American mixed with Roman

  • @Rexini_Kobalt
    @Rexini_Kobalt 4 года назад +13

    chaos and orcs just genuinely enjoy fighting each other, its quite heartwarming

  • @overlordpichu5577
    @overlordpichu5577 8 лет назад +85

    why does the necron talk in a voice like he's about do to a comically bad ghost impression?

  • @hanzzoezekiel
    @hanzzoezekiel 10 лет назад +115

    Gorgutz: Wha'? Lady Space Marines? HAHAHA!!! Dat'z a new one. Wondar if'n I can get yer 'ead on me Pointy Stik!
    Cannoness: Bravado will not save you from the Emperor's Cleansing Fire, Ork.
    Gorgutz: When I'm done wit' ya, Girly, yer burna skull's goin' on top o' me Stik! So, shut yer yap an' start fightin'!
    Cannoness: All battle sisters, charge! IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME!!
    END
    Cannoness: There is their leader sisters, purge the Xenoes with a RIghteous Flame!
    Gorgutz: Youz ain't all dat bad fer a Girly, but yer dealin wit' Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead'Unta now!
    Cannoness: In the name of the Emperor, you will be purged by Holy Fire. You merely delay your end.
    Gorgutz: If'n ya mean da end o' me Stik, s'cause I got all deze 'ere skulls on 'em... Got 'nuff room fer one more an' yer the closest, Girly.

    • @brandonwhitham6141
      @brandonwhitham6141 10 лет назад +14

      That reminds me of me and my sister lol

    • @ZoopsMind
      @ZoopsMind 9 лет назад +12

      How would the Orks have any concept of gender? They don't strike me as the type to learn about the nuances other species' reproduction when they're literally mushrooms.

    • @hanzzoezekiel
      @hanzzoezekiel 9 лет назад +8

      ZoopsMind Huh... Good point. ._.

    • @HalfTangible
      @HalfTangible 9 лет назад +4

      ZoopsMind Orks can have sex and reproduce like mammals can, too.
      It's one of the weirdest bits in the entire lore, but occasionally an ork gets the urge to 'go off and find somefin' and returns to an ork settlement to start banging.

    • @svarthert8450
      @svarthert8450 9 лет назад +2

      HalfTangible there is female orks ?!
      ***** i suppose the Big Boss is one of the most 'cultivated' of the orks, particularly if we count on the fact they are a little more old than the most of their kind ('cause you know, the old they get the bigger they become).

  • @tylerpeterson3281
    @tylerpeterson3281 4 года назад +10

    I love the venom on Eiphas' voice, 10,000 years later, the hate for xenos has not stopped

  • @redhunter9669
    @redhunter9669 3 года назад +12

    I know it wouldn’t amount to much but I can imagine a tyrinad one where a tyranid just roars at him and then he roars back…this goes on for awhile

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 4 года назад +10

    Eliphas' and Gorgutz's banters with enemy commanders are absolutely legendary. It's so hard to choose between a voice that sounds like poisoned velvet cake and a voice that's sounds gravalley, uncouth and all-round hilarious. And on top of it all: Only an Ork would laugh in the face of a Necron.

  • @cavemancult1999
    @cavemancult1999 3 года назад +12

    The chaos marine seemed a lot more chill than how I'd imagine them to be.

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 Год назад

      He does belong to Chaos undivided, they tend to be a lot more sane than most Chaos Marines.

  • @KrakenWind
    @KrakenWind 2 года назад +3

    This video is from 14 years ago, geez. This is an internet relic

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 7 лет назад +14

    Rak'gol vs Orks
    Gorgutz - What in Gork r you? Ya look likk some kinda weird Nid Boyz.
    Broodmaster - We are... more then Tyranids...More then you even. We come for a prize greater then your flesh.
    Gorgutz - The only prize youz winnin is right on top of me pointy stikk.
    Broodmaster - *Growls*
    End
    Gorgutz - You and yer boyz have been a fun scrap, but it's time for ye to giv up yer heads.
    Broodmaster - I will tear...out your...tongue, Ork. Then your Yu'vath...relics...shall be mine.
    Gorgutz - Then come an get it, ye scrawny git! My Klaw could use some fresh blood on it!
    Broodmaster - I can already taste your spilt blood...

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 6 лет назад +3

      nice for bringing up the obscure races of 40k

  • @Freakyminosprime
    @Freakyminosprime 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love how the tau give the orks an opportunity to surrender. Though they didn't take it it's also nice that they're ideals were shown through comparison to other factions.

    • @helloidharbl6753
      @helloidharbl6753 29 дней назад +1

      It also emphasizes how naive the Tau are.

  • @CrazyBlitzwing
    @CrazyBlitzwing 15 лет назад +6

    "Ah I will miss this banter once you are dead ork". Great line by Eliphas :D

  • @Captpolak
    @Captpolak 3 года назад +7

    You know you need to pick up the pace when even Gorgutz has better things to do and to actually "plan" the rest of his day

  • @LouseGrouse
    @LouseGrouse 3 года назад +4

    Tyranid: *SCREEEEEEEEE*
    Ork: WOT THE ZOG DID U JUST SAY, GRIBBLY?!
    Tyranid: *GARBLARBLE*
    Ork: WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    Tyranid: *WARBLGARBLARBLARGL!*

  • @Retillias
    @Retillias 13 лет назад +14

    "You don't have a chance, Ork"
    "I have given you your chance!"
    what

  • @hsd6716
    @hsd6716 4 года назад +2

    bruh these guys are out here starting throwing down some serious roasts

  • @stickks9875
    @stickks9875 10 лет назад +117

    This is why I believe dark crusade is a bit if a better game than soulstorm...its these conversations that the commanders have with each other ...I just love the banter between them...sigh soulstorm got rid of most of the banter...i miss it

    • @thescribeinyellow3985
      @thescribeinyellow3985 9 лет назад +10

      Yeah, would have really liked to see banter especially with the Dark Eldar and Sisters of Battle, maybe with Gorgutz wanting Asdrubael Vect's head on his pointy stikk, or showing the 'Burny humies' how a proper Waaagh! works.

    • @gremblo5895
      @gremblo5895 8 лет назад +5

      +AlphaArgonian I think there were limitations for the game then, but the Ultimate Apocalypse mod adds all that, and more.

  • @felabugg1
    @felabugg1 12 лет назад +8

    I love how trying to be intimidating to Gorgutz just gives him another way to egg you on.

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault 3 года назад +4

    Gorgutz and the love of his pointy stick ceases to amaze me.

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk 5 лет назад +51

    =Other Orks=
    Gorgutz: “You fink ya da biggest ere ya git?!”
    Ork: “Yous puny like dem Grey Skins Gorgutz but ya heads going on top oh my stik”
    Gorgutz: “You mean my Stik, never had Ork head on it before.”
    =End=
    Ork: “you ain’t dat tuff”
    Gorgutz: “Tell dat to Gork and Mork! WAAAAGH!!!”

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 3 года назад

      Well it was shown in Winter Assault that he's more than capable of making other Boyz obey. Even if you're big enough to be a Warboss other tribes won't necessarily fall in line just like that. You have to go around stomping their banners and krumping their leaders first. Maybe get the skull of a World Eater marine while you're at it to put on your pointy stick.

  • @paaatreeeck
    @paaatreeeck 6 лет назад +17

    Eliphas is such a gentleman :)

  • @rowar7236
    @rowar7236 5 лет назад +14

    ''Dat was before me WAAAGH! got here! Now, we da ones doing the 'xterminating''

  • @wastehazey6468
    @wastehazey6468 4 года назад +5

    "YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ORKS, DO YA GREY SKIN!!!???"
    -Ork adressing a Tau a few seconds before stomping the Tau flat

  • @Archangel_Kali
    @Archangel_Kali 4 года назад +3

    How the Necrons talk in this:
    'SpoooOOOoOoooOOoKyyyy...'

  • @Max16032
    @Max16032 6 лет назад +4

    This is the spirit that makes the original DOWs unique. A big shame that it won't ever come back.

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 9 лет назад +14

    Still amazed "Over 9000" Drummond did this voice. XD

  • @AZ240992
    @AZ240992 4 года назад +6

    Necron: “We are your end, Alien.”
    Gorgutz: “IF YA MEAN THE END OF ME POINTY STIK, I’M RIGHT DERE WITH YA!”

  • @ezekielhavoc9659
    @ezekielhavoc9659 3 года назад +5

    3:40 Let's appreciate the thing that the editor maked the "WAAAGH" green.

  • @KrakenWind
    @KrakenWind 2 года назад +3

    Goddamn, he may be an Ork but he gives burns no less than a salamander.

  • @paddyh8023
    @paddyh8023 7 лет назад +7

    In the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium, there is only..........................................................Banter!

  • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
    @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 4 года назад +9

    "The blood ravens are here to finish you off." Uh, sir, that's heresy.

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 3 года назад +1

      To be fair, at the time there were only suspicions about Kyras and the senior members of the Chapter. It's kind of hinted at when the Eldar are doing their stronghold and mention the possibility of the Blood Ravens wroshiping something else from those ruins in north Vandea and when the post-conquest text speaks of how their remains were treated. With no actual proof Thule just obeyed orders and tried to eliminate all other forces on the planet. He prefer death before turning heretic.

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 13 лет назад +18

    Gorgutz+Eliphas=The two funny boy's meeting. The funniest wins!
    Gorgutz+Alexander=Oh, shut up humie, you don't have any sense of humor.

  • @SevenEightSE
    @SevenEightSE 3 года назад +7

    I still can't get over the fact that the voice the actor makes is so... meaty? full of quality, almost like run through some kind of a distortion on the higher registers?
    Does anyone know if some post-processing was involved? None of the 'DIY Ork voice" videos on RUclips can recover the growling characteristics.

  • @SommerSen
    @SommerSen 2 года назад +6

    so, in case you haven't seen Engine's old comment (or found about it some other way), here's the background theme:
    ruclips.net/video/CUhoSWNgxxI/видео.html
    Casshern - Pluriel

  • @syweb2
    @syweb2 3 года назад +4

    God, that last line is so raw. I love it!

  • @Jomisari77
    @Jomisari77 12 лет назад +10

    1:29
    Eliphas sums up what every player felt as they attacked the Stronghold.

  • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
    @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 7 лет назад +33

    Wonder if it's like this: Gorgutz vs Ghazghkull
    Gorgutz: 'ey! I know you'z! Yer Ghazghkull!
    Ghazghkull: Dat's right ya obvious git! And I'm 'ere ta take yer camp!
    Gorgutz: Not gonna 'appen! I'ze 'ere first so dis camp is mine!
    -Reaction when the Moor of Gork is taken-
    Ghazghkull: Har! Looks like Gorgutz ain't keepin' 'is Boyz in line! And dis 'ere is belong'inz ta Gork and Mork! WAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!
    -Reaction when Orks rebel against Gorgutz
    Ghazghkull (to the HeadCrushas): If ya finks dat Gorgutz ain't tuffer den I am, come join me WAAAGH, boyz!
    (to the KwikkMeks): You lot! You'z wif me now if Ghazghkull is tuffer dan Gorgutz!
    (to the BurnaBoyz): Ya want ta burn Gorgutz? Den come wif me!
    (to the RokkitRangaz): I'ze da boss of you gitz! Ya wanna blow up Gorgutz? Den betta come wif me!
    (to the FootStompaz): Come wif me if you want sumthing ta stomp! WAAAAAGH!
    -End-
    Ghazghkull: Har! Yer boyz iz wif me now ya incompetent git! 'N I can't wait ta stomp you unda me klaw!
    Gorgutz: We'll seez 'oo'ze tuffer when I rip yer 'ead off fer me pointy stikk!

  • @MarianoRyu
    @MarianoRyu 12 лет назад +9

    - YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ORKS, DO YA GREYSKINS!?

  • @TKUltra971
    @TKUltra971 13 лет назад +8

    1:23 "I GOTS TO PLAN THE REST OF ME DAY!"
    -And would that be "Kill" "Smash" or "Stomp"? a combination of the three perhaps?

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk 6 лет назад +14

    2:41 most epic roast by an ork because Orkz iz bezt

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 4 года назад +1

      He is so right XD
      What do they want to do? Convert them?

  • @stoffer2132
    @stoffer2132 4 года назад +6

    Kinda wish the Necrons would have mentioned something about the Kroks it would really have been awesome to hear a million year old dude finding one of the worst enemy races still alive ( but less techno advanced )

  • @superfrycook6360
    @superfrycook6360 8 лет назад +35

    Black Heart Kabal/Order of the Sacred Rose vs. Gorgutz's WAAAGH!
    Dark Eldar's Entry
    Tahril: Well, well, well... So many Ork's souls to feast on.
    Gorgutz: You weird Eldar startin' to insult me and me boyz fer stealin' souls.
    Tahril: I know, barbarian. Your suffering ends here and now!
    Gorgutz: Yer suffering ends here too, ya grot!
    End
    Tahril: I have so many souls of dead Orks to eat. Then you will be my main course... For dinner!
    Gorgutz: Yer disturbin' rituals will not stop me, ya grot! Boyz, stomp'em!
    Tahril: I like your bravado, Ork. But I'll savor your souls and despair of your 'Boyz'. Enjoy your last moments of your life and first days of torment and suffering.
    Sisters' Entry
    Gorgutz: Wot? Flamin' humies in me lands? Well I'z attached your 'eads in to me pointy stik!
    Canoness Agna: Your head will be mine, Ork. As we will cleanse this place of your abomination.
    Gorgutz: Haha! Even a burna humie wit som' spirit. Yer head is mine!
    Canoness Agna: Sisters, burn these xeno filth alive in the Emperor's name!
    End
    Canoness Agna: There is the Ork leader, purge him and raze his camp to the ground!
    Gorgutz: More burna humies' skulls to take! Chop'em up, boyz, but bring me da 'eads!
    Canoness Agna: Time for you to purge with righteous zeal, foul alien!
    Gorgutz: Yer burna skulls will be mine, gurly! WAAAGH!!!

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 3 года назад +1

      I'm late to the party, but sick burn!