I Dated a Closeted Military Man **CRAZY STORY**

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @briandrumgold642
    @briandrumgold642 5 лет назад +738

    This story had me on edge and I was getting nervous lol

  • @marioadrion
    @marioadrion 5 лет назад +661

    You have to say YES more often if those are the stories that result from it!! 😂

  • @jacobandferb
    @jacobandferb 5 лет назад +688

    I had anxiety hearing this story

    • @spadrine
      @spadrine 5 лет назад +14

      I had to take a xanax afterward, lol!

    • @GT-ne1wu
      @GT-ne1wu 5 лет назад

      @@spadrine hahahaha damnnn

    • @GT-ne1wu
      @GT-ne1wu 5 лет назад

      @@spadrine I had to smoke some Marlboros to calm myself down. This dude is talented af

    • @chrischolewa9104
      @chrischolewa9104 5 лет назад

      youre not kidding !!!!

    • @colingarcia3913
      @colingarcia3913 5 лет назад

      This story was the best enjoyed every moment

  • @starbock
    @starbock 5 лет назад +11

    Travis, you are a PHENOMENAL story-teller!!! That's a real gift.

  • @xamiacarvajal1701
    @xamiacarvajal1701 5 лет назад +427

    Okay for anyone using headphones watching this, did the knock at 6:06 scare the shit out of you too?

    • @samuelhogan1886
      @samuelhogan1886 5 лет назад +47

      IT SOUNDS SO REAL I FREAKED

    • @caeloneira
      @caeloneira 5 лет назад +32

      I almost shit my fucking pants off.

    • @fbouret
      @fbouret 5 лет назад +14

      LMFAO I jumped and looked back :( SMH

    • @subhajitmitra9040
      @subhajitmitra9040 5 лет назад +10

      I fucking jumped...lol

    • @mhs411
      @mhs411 5 лет назад +22

      I thought I was the only one!! LMAO I seriously thought someone was at my door hahaha

  • @scottg8437
    @scottg8437 5 лет назад +99

    The sound effects gave me that sense of anxiety you were going through when escaping the house. Awesome editing!

  • @A-ID-A-M
    @A-ID-A-M 5 лет назад +416

    The SPANISH he spoke while speaking in TONGUES HAHAHSHAHHAHAHA.

    • @allenamores04
      @allenamores04 5 лет назад +4

      I know right? HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Brooklynbaby47
      @Brooklynbaby47 5 лет назад

      Hahahahaha yasssss

    • @ryennce9109
      @ryennce9109 4 года назад

      "*soke unknown language* Mother Fuc-cker hit my fucking head"

  • @RealSteveTheGoat
    @RealSteveTheGoat 5 лет назад +126

    I love your storytelling style. Kept me on the edge of my seat!

  • @water0nmars
    @water0nmars 5 лет назад +89

    You're such a great storyteller. I didn't have the urge to fast forward or play on my phone while you talked like I do with most other people.

    • @evilreigns7213
      @evilreigns7213 5 лет назад

      I feel compelled to add to that. I also felt that same way. I couldn't pause the video once either. Or change screens. I was sucked into the screen.

  • @zanadu4
    @zanadu4 4 года назад +4

    I gotta tell you Travis, your episodes are spell binding. You have a wonderful ability to recall the smallest details. You should have a job screen writing. You have talent.

  • @devoncrechiola9740
    @devoncrechiola9740 5 лет назад +178

    NO TONIGHT WAS FOR THE BLOCK HAD ME DYING

  • @Sulls2Cold
    @Sulls2Cold 5 лет назад +338

    What happens when u see him in the gym?

    • @aimliard2276
      @aimliard2276 5 лет назад +43

      It happened once. After the work he followed me in the locker room and waited until we were alone and grabbed my ass but still ignoring him until he stopped. Those military men are just lost causes and assholes (most of them) you want a relationship they only want your ass(ets)

    • @conexos2007
      @conexos2007 5 лет назад +29

      @@aimliard2276 military people have military brainwash, they don't have balanced brains just search about what psychiatry said about that type of people

    • @aimliard2276
      @aimliard2276 5 лет назад +21

      @@conexos2007 first when we were together I thought since he is a military man he likes to give orders (he was a captain I think or more) and rude. But after more than one year my conclusion they have violence tendencies they cannot do something with a calm mind and be careful with your words if you strongly disagree they can beat you anytime and never miss an occasion to show you they have power (over you) etc...And even if they have great bodies and are charming at first it's a trap they will never go out with you(pub,restaurants etc) with a free mind always scared about someone who can recognize them even presents don't think about it and if the relationship is leaking they will never think twice about dump you like garbage for a woman and going further and treat you like a total stranger the love between you never existed you are just a faggot obsessed by him

    • @BerneBear
      @BerneBear 5 лет назад +9

      @Zankku Zann tf did you just say???

    • @kylekeller6941
      @kylekeller6941 5 лет назад +1

      @@conexos2007 This isn't necessarily true. Although the brainwashing is a for real thing in the military, it doesn't mean that all military guys are like this. There is a mental capacity the extends above the brainwash. The worldly ties may be an issue. Why would I care if I never see you again if I'm getting deployed and may or may not come back. Different levels. Y'all just need a better understanding of how to tactfully approach a situation such as that.

  • @bobbravo503
    @bobbravo503 5 лет назад +19

    Travis, I seldom watch these types of vids. As a gay 60 yr old man, I was intrigued as we have all been through this once in our lives. You had me on the floor. Loved you speaking in tongues! You are a great story teller. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Brout back some crazy memories of my own. I look forward to more of your vids.

  • @10RexTheWolf01
    @10RexTheWolf01 5 лет назад +160

    Plot twist: The dad knew you were there and this is his kink

    • @lostgleammedia
      @lostgleammedia 5 лет назад +6

      Totally agree something else was going on there.. probably not the dad.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 5 лет назад +4

      Oh no I meant the army dude's kink

    • @lostgleammedia
      @lostgleammedia 5 лет назад +3

      @@10RexTheWolf01 yeah that's what i meant. Like that wasn't the real dad, something between them was going on maybe.

    • @stefawn4042
      @stefawn4042 5 лет назад +10

      The “dad” was going to join in any minute. It’s actually pretty common.

    • @lostgleammedia
      @lostgleammedia 5 лет назад

      @@stefawn4042 how do you know it's common?

  • @Sasori2105
    @Sasori2105 5 лет назад +50

    This one had me rolling lol I'm so sorry this happened to you but your storytelling skills are on point!

  • @ingelabjorklund178
    @ingelabjorklund178 5 лет назад +20

    I loved that the "old" Travis is finally back! I love your wit and your intelligence! Kisses from Spain and Ingela

  • @ericlanson8426
    @ericlanson8426 5 лет назад +23

    We never imagine how crazy things can be. People are just so different. Great story. I was on pins and needles.

  • @harrynicolaou2941
    @harrynicolaou2941 5 лет назад +212

    What a waste of muscle 😭 Sorry that happened to you Travis!

    • @gianxatzis5976
      @gianxatzis5976 5 лет назад

      Πες το ψέματα. That's true!!!!

  • @ismth
    @ismth 5 лет назад +68

    bruh those sound effects though! I thought someone was knocking on my door

    • @arturoc.121
      @arturoc.121 5 лет назад

      M M saaaaame lmaoo

    • @gothickah9
      @gothickah9 5 лет назад +1

      Omg I got hella scared thought some one was knocking on my door especially listening to this on my headphones

    • @nw5390
      @nw5390 5 лет назад

      M M: sameeee, I ripped out my headphones like “hello!”

  • @audience2
    @audience2 5 лет назад +23

    Sounds like the Dad knows but pretends to not notice it.

  • @vincentmarkimoo9631
    @vincentmarkimoo9631 5 лет назад +7

    I absolutely LOVE the way you tell stories like fr they always keep me so engaged LMAO

    • @rainbowpony8216
      @rainbowpony8216 4 года назад +1

      Nice name😂 u a Markiplier fan XD
      LOL me 2🙂

  • @geocape7060
    @geocape7060 5 лет назад +46

    You're a good story teller. I was just waiting to see what happened. Very weird.

  • @slicedbanana3629
    @slicedbanana3629 5 лет назад +45

    One of the best vids ever , that jokes 😂

  • @danielvaleradp
    @danielvaleradp 5 лет назад +1

    Great storytelling!

  • @raazan1128
    @raazan1128 5 лет назад +27

    Oh lawd... Not your Pink Berry Travis... please tell me not your pink berry! :)
    OMG I can't stop laughing! Great story Travis.

  • @XENODENO
    @XENODENO 5 лет назад +34

    The thumbnail killed me x.x

  • @JermaineHernandez89
    @JermaineHernandez89 5 лет назад +5

    This story seriously had me scared for u...
    This had my heart pounding listening.

  • @ymirplays5901
    @ymirplays5901 5 лет назад +10

    The 3D sound got me a heart attack 😂 btw love you ❣

  • @seanluzdeluna8153
    @seanluzdeluna8153 5 лет назад +59

    Travis is such a queen! 👑
    I died when he said, "pushing up my breasts, gonna go get me a man and get me on his insurance!"
    So funny! LMFAO! 🙌🏼😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NorthStarVlogs
      @NorthStarVlogs 2 месяца назад

      Funny? Maybe. Sexually appealing for a guy that likes men? No.

  • @thehollywoodkid1184
    @thehollywoodkid1184 5 лет назад +26

    "I don't want to kiss you right now" 🤣😂

  • @pablomontanez7427
    @pablomontanez7427 5 лет назад +70

    Omg I was stressed out because you were stressed out. AHHHH you’re soo good at storytelling haha

  • @JC-jf6zu
    @JC-jf6zu 5 лет назад +2

    Clutching my invisible pearls...Travis you gotsta be more careful about who you spend time with.

  • @vinceuy7698
    @vinceuy7698 5 лет назад +27

    They might be a daddy and son partners and they're having a foreplay having you there 🤔

    • @richsquare2980
      @richsquare2980 4 года назад

      Vince Uy you are messssy 😂😂😂

  • @damiancowan6423
    @damiancowan6423 5 лет назад +56

    Did the knock at 6:05 make anyone else jump, who had headphones? 😂 Thanks for the story 💁🏾‍♂️

    • @jerleydamaskinos5756
      @jerleydamaskinos5756 5 лет назад +5

      Bitch my spirit teleported to wakanda when it hit! In the dark, at 2:20 am with full volume headphones on! I nearly died

    • @kaii456
      @kaii456 5 лет назад +3

      Jumped in my seat at work. Omg, please never again. #triggered

    • @Angette21
      @Angette21 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😭 mee

  • @chaselarsen7238
    @chaselarsen7238 5 лет назад +150

    I hope i never have to experience anything like that in my future. But damn most military men are hot

    • @TravisBryantNYC
      @TravisBryantNYC  5 лет назад +28

      lol yes being hot was definitely not the problem here.

    • @aki-p0tt098
      @aki-p0tt098 5 лет назад +1

      I agree

    • @chaselarsen7238
      @chaselarsen7238 5 лет назад +7

      I mean like that's a bummer though. If you have an experience with someone from the military (even if it ends badly) then it would be nice if that person was attractive

    • @1154cle
      @1154cle 5 лет назад +1

      @@TravisBryantNYC yea being crazy was

    • @aimliard2276
      @aimliard2276 5 лет назад +7

      Don't forget crazy too but one thing they have in common great ass.

  • @alaneasable
    @alaneasable 5 лет назад +3

    I have been really critical of Travis for making questionable life choices but when I see him churn out stories like these (basically stories of him hoe-ing around), I have to applaud him because he's a naturally great story-teller.

  • @SABOREAME68
    @SABOREAME68 5 лет назад +3

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Travis, I have never LMFAO I LOL so much my stomach hurts, you had me at "The Spanish you spoke in Tongues" ... Abrazos

  • @nathanielswan909
    @nathanielswan909 5 лет назад +2

    This has a chance to become a HORROR PICTURE. Like with Brian, I was on the edge of my sofa as well.

  • @dennislowryjr5936
    @dennislowryjr5936 5 лет назад +4

    It took everything with in me to not burst out laughing while I'm sitting in my cubicle at work hearing this story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Travis I love you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @carlvlaeminck2171
    @carlvlaeminck2171 4 года назад +1

    Another great story telling of you Travis. Frightening. I think the 'dad' wasn't the real dad but just some guy living in the house with the 'military' man. Definitely a story for the 'block'. Definitely another confirmation that 'closets' are made for clothes, not for people.

  • @bryanort1987
    @bryanort1987 4 года назад +3

    Me and my husband was crying ! This was soo funny 🤣

  • @mdkutzler8495
    @mdkutzler8495 5 лет назад +11

    You are a world class story teller. Not just this story but this one and others from the past. You really have a talent. Thank you for thoroughly entertaining me. I really wish you would write novels.

  • @lecontre79
    @lecontre79 5 лет назад +8

    You are such a good story teller! I was clutching my pearls! Glad you made it out alive :)

  • @Momo-cv1oj
    @Momo-cv1oj 4 года назад

    the way you tell story is soo calming love it the best on youtube

  • @xXxXkuramaxXx
    @xXxXkuramaxXx 5 лет назад +30

    I dated a chicken nugget, didn’t last long for obvious reasons.

  • @AustenRanDel
    @AustenRanDel 5 лет назад +2

    That was crazy. I literally was on the edge of my seat. Best story time ever!!

  • @lynxwabbit
    @lynxwabbit 5 лет назад +7

    I love the way you tell stories man, and those small improvs lol

  • @ADam_Dryx
    @ADam_Dryx 4 года назад

    .... the dramatic elements you put into the narrative make me speechless....
    yeah... storytelling absolutely is ur thing.
    Not a quite fantasy u looking for but a great story for youtubers for sure😍😍😍

  • @mingology6249
    @mingology6249 5 лет назад +3

    Honestly ... you should write a book 😂 the imagery was on point🤩

  • @marth9660
    @marth9660 5 лет назад +2

    That’s about the most insane story I’ve heard in a very long time. Thank God you got out in one piece. Maybe the Say “Yes” More Often policy needs to be rethought.

  • @betocerezo9670
    @betocerezo9670 5 лет назад +20

    I’m dating a closeted military man!!!! I didn’t know this was a thing😂😂😂

    • @2004cyrus
      @2004cyrus 5 лет назад

      Beto Cerezo he doesn’t sound too closeted lol

  • @damiencooper3009
    @damiencooper3009 5 лет назад +1

    Maybe it was a bad (so very random) experience, but it made a FANTASTIC story omg.

  • @bobkouin7465
    @bobkouin7465 5 лет назад +5

    I felt like I was unlucky with my weird dates, but *you did that* . LMAO. Thank you.

  • @marqwezesony
    @marqwezesony 5 лет назад +1

    The sound effects got me fucking crying 😭This story was a lot 😭😭 The stereotype of Military men, I definitely would want one but I know they got some shit going on.. not all but some 😣

  • @MrJem437
    @MrJem437 5 лет назад +14

    I loved the sound effects

  • @benjidanet
    @benjidanet 5 лет назад +29

    There's always a catch with dating hot closeted men. This one was for the books 😂😂

  • @JB-os6nk
    @JB-os6nk 5 лет назад +12

    What are you gonna do when you run into him at the gym??
    Are you switching gyms?
    Are you moving back to NYC?
    I don't think this story is over?

  • @RDupri-kj8uy
    @RDupri-kj8uy 5 лет назад

    Omg Travis your stories are the BEST, FUNNY, AND SHOULD BE turned into short films.

  • @mikebrady2073
    @mikebrady2073 5 лет назад +16

    That's a great story. It's strange too, as all the gay military men I've met, from every service though mostly Marines, are compleatly out of the closet to family and fellow service members.

    • @amandaford864
      @amandaford864 4 года назад +1

      I think marines are most like to be in the closet

    • @mikebrady2073
      @mikebrady2073 4 года назад +1

      The difference being “ You think, therefor you hypothesize based on what exactly?” Where as I’m sharing from 50 years of experience in our gay world. Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, and National Guard all have, and have had, the statistical 1.5% gay personal factor throughout history, but one thing I’ve noticed after meeting and socializing with these men is young gays usually join the Marines to prove to themselves (and sometimes others) they’re masculinity in contrast to the femininity associated with the gay stereo type (i.e. enjoying bottom sex). You may be wondering, well historically the military in its past remove all know gays from the military. Yet, I know for a fact that was NOT true. I’ve met ex and current military who served in WW I , WW II, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Some yes, but the highly intelligent gays (most) who’s skills were experts or skills highly desirable, were allowed to remain in the service and even encouraged to reenlist. Some were known gay couples (same and different ranks) living together off and on base. California (my state) is one state that has had them all since the state once upon a time had more military installations than any other state or country in the world. Another point I should mention, is some military gays are highly able to physically defend themselves and have earned the respect of their mates.

    • @christinaschoice_
      @christinaschoice_ 4 года назад +1

      @@amandaford864 I feel like my marine is and we are married and he won’t admit but I can’t I’m just broken wish he would tell me the truth and if he is know I would never judge him 😭

  • @roycerowland6162
    @roycerowland6162 5 лет назад +1

    That story was making me stressed out. I hope you find real true love for yourself. I love this channel.

  • @artsymark655
    @artsymark655 5 лет назад +4

    Is this a scenario when the Maya Angelou quote, "when someone shows you who they are, believe them" applies?

  • @artemisfinkley3455
    @artemisfinkley3455 5 лет назад

    Smh.. I hate when sometimes if I decide to go over somebody’s house.... to meet or whatever and the stay isn’t pleasant turns out to be a bad experience and you don’t really know the person or who lives there that’s why I don’t like going to peoples houses is always on their terms

  • @dustinmalec9613
    @dustinmalec9613 5 лет назад +7

    Omg the knocking made me actually go check the door!!

  • @nelcam20
    @nelcam20 4 года назад

    I have not laughed as much in a long while!.. Thanks!

  • @jeanaevann1316
    @jeanaevann1316 5 лет назад +17

    I was pumping my breast up trying to get me a man

  • @emh8604
    @emh8604 4 года назад

    This was the best RUclips story time EVER! Literally EVER!!!

  • @Blue-bx6cv
    @Blue-bx6cv 5 лет назад +15

    Travis OMG...This was Freaky as Hell....You did the right thing with blocking this Crazy Guy!!

  • @rahsaanephriam48
    @rahsaanephriam48 4 года назад

    LMAOOOOOO!!! I was loving the Steel Magnolia Texas woman with big hair that kept showing up to tell parts of the story hahahaha

  • @TheLeo845
    @TheLeo845 5 лет назад +65

    OMG Travis i love the sound effects! Keep up the good work! Really entertaining😘

  • @tallactordude
    @tallactordude 5 лет назад +2

    I always enjoy the way you use sound effects in these story time videos. Very fun (even if the experience at the time was not).

  • @draevasXgene
    @draevasXgene 5 лет назад +11

    7:45 scared the rainbows out of me

  • @BritneyCane
    @BritneyCane 4 года назад

    🤣😂😅 It got me thrilled the way you tell the story... I felt it! 😊👍

  • @tonypendergraph6169
    @tonypendergraph6169 5 лет назад +3

    A hard man is a good thing to find Travis. Don't wast an opportunity. ..invite him to your place.

  • @dragonzlyric
    @dragonzlyric 5 лет назад +2

    Haha Everyone's right, you're a great storyteller and the added sound-effects enhanced the thrill and suspense!

  • @user-bw6eg6vl9r
    @user-bw6eg6vl9r 5 лет назад +22

    Dammit Travis! You are an awesome storyteller. I dated a Marine under 'Don't Ask...' He was hot and oversexed. It ended after he was transfered to Japan. Damn, I miss him.

    • @najatlak7146
      @najatlak7146 4 года назад

      Pour le reste du groupe, et je te fais de gros gros bisous a vous peut-être de vous lâcher un petit peu de chance que j'ai pas d'enregistrement de, le plus souvent que

  • @caseyisafox4233
    @caseyisafox4233 5 лет назад

    You have the talent to tell story,so enthralling

  • @tomappavoo291
    @tomappavoo291 5 лет назад +6

    That knocking effect at 6:05 got me SHOOK

    • @FernandoTorres-hg5pl
      @FernandoTorres-hg5pl 5 лет назад

      Tom Appavoo , it made me jump 💀
      I reallly though my someone was knocking on my window lmaoo

  • @dayne1267
    @dayne1267 2 года назад

    I love your story times! You are a natural entertainer

  • @abdk1995
    @abdk1995 5 лет назад +3

    this took me on an emotional roller coaster

  • @leanebony
    @leanebony 5 лет назад +1

    Don"t know if this story was actually a true experience, but it was entertaining, great storytelling Travis. Thanks, you had me hooked.

    • @bjornolson21
      @bjornolson21 5 лет назад

      I'd say not likely. Lol. Was there no security guard or gate to pass to get to the first people's house? He knocked instead of texting, "hey I'm here?" A military guy with a house in Beverly Hills/bel air? Was stressed and nervous, but two seconds later didn't care? So much so that he was watching gay porn with a guy like two feet away from his dad? Nothing seems to add up. Lol

  • @pinkshinobi1
    @pinkshinobi1 5 лет назад +15

    Dating closeted gay guys always invites trouble and drama. It's better to just be a friend to them.

  • @liamrolleston9848
    @liamrolleston9848 4 года назад

    That Honda civic gag got me LOL...and got you a new subscriber

  • @djmasterlock2722
    @djmasterlock2722 5 лет назад +4

    Well, Ms Honey...when I was YOUR age I was living in glamorous downtown Colorado Springs (don't ask!) and had a SERIES of military boyfriends, none of which copped to being gay, and all, it seemed , were bonking other guys + me the entire time. LEAVE THEM ALONE they are confused.

  • @KaiYoEatZombiez
    @KaiYoEatZombiez 5 лет назад +2

    Lmao this was intense I love the sound effects, the story and when you went to the wrong house 😝😝😝😝

  • @malcolmisaac
    @malcolmisaac 5 лет назад +5

    Ooh, I love how your shirt and watch band match in colour. Very satisfying 😅

    • @HannahHoney92345
      @HannahHoney92345 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed! Noticed that too😪

    • @SeanShimamoto
      @SeanShimamoto 5 лет назад +1

      HannahHoney92345 Also that he has a triangle, rectangle, and a circle on his necklace. 😁

  • @cristianpiccione
    @cristianpiccione 5 лет назад

    Travis I laughed so fucking hard, like I was dead!!!! I stared crying, my lungs hurt and I can barley breath 😂😂

  • @SeanShimamoto
    @SeanShimamoto 5 лет назад +24

    Yet another great story time! It was 6:30 am here in Hawai’i but it was totally worth it getting up so early to watch it. I can only imagine how much work it takes to create one of your videos, especially with the great editing, visual displays, and sound effects...and I’m sure you’re crazy busy with a lot of other things in your life...so as a fan, I just wanna say, MAHALO NUI LOA!!! (“THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!” in Hawaiian) 😁🏳️‍🌈🤙🏽 (⇜ shaka = it’s how we say “hi”, “bye”, “thanks”, etc. Captain Marvel used it in her movie. 😁)

    • @TravisBryantNYC
      @TravisBryantNYC  5 лет назад +6

      This comment made my day, thank you! The editing took several days so this means a lot! Mahalo Nui Loa right back to you.

  • @hudddy
    @hudddy 5 лет назад +1

    when you added the knocking it scared the shit out of me 😂😂😂

  • @CaLiMoRg
    @CaLiMoRg 5 лет назад +42

    I had a milatary guy which turn out to be a joke as well but my respects to milatary troops an thank you always for your service

  • @inigohiroki
    @inigohiroki 5 лет назад +1

    Crazy experience you got there. Blocking him is the best part of the story. Wahaha 😱😱

  • @uacbpa
    @uacbpa 5 лет назад +2

    "Now, I know that this sounds like a glorious experience..." No, it doesn't, never have, never will.

  • @theislandguy9269
    @theislandguy9269 5 лет назад

    Thé best storytelling I’ve ever heard. It was superb! No boring moment. I’m just sad that nothing happen that night. If I were in the situation I will freak out with what he did.

  • @Super_Mario128
    @Super_Mario128 5 лет назад +9

    Oh shit! that sounded scary af!

  • @Fandango541
    @Fandango541 5 лет назад

    🤣Fap Fap Fap! Dude, I'm dying over here! Swear to god you are cute beyond all reason! I have never enjoyed a video more than the one you did. You really know how to sell a story! I was actually laughing the entire time. Add to that the fact that you are so handsome, well, I just had to subscribe! 😘

  • @LeoSandovalOficial
    @LeoSandovalOficial 5 лет назад +3

    😱😱 funny story 😂😂😂 saludos

  • @moremartin320
    @moremartin320 4 года назад

    Amazing story! You are very funny as well, the way you story tell ...

  • @Andpayares
    @Andpayares 5 лет назад +4

    "Chaska labazka la quinta María la puta Maya cabeza" -Travis Bryant, 2019. 😂

  • @derekridden6286
    @derekridden6286 3 года назад

    Travis your my new best friend... love the way you tell your stores... I too had my army man tale...

  • @subscribetomefornoreason891
    @subscribetomefornoreason891 5 лет назад +6

    I was laughing so hard xD

  • @VhorTube
    @VhorTube 5 лет назад +1

    Man, I loved the story I loved the way you told it, I could literally watch everything you were telling as though I was watching a movie. Totally entertaining! Thanks so much and I'm looking forward to hearing more stories.