I love your reference to them watching the Star Wars version of Annie Hall, which lost the Oscar to "Star Battles." Great reference to the 1977 Oscars (Annie Hall of course beat Star Wars IRL but great reference nonetheless)
I know right, I just made a comment about this myself, her outburst was a piece of incredible writing and goes to show how deeply he understands these characters, that single section is the most accurate portrayal of Ashoka that I've seen in all my years of watching Star Wars What If videos, through the frustration that she tries to show it's obvious that deep inside she's sad and scared 😢
Fisto has seen this timeline's start and decided he has to intervene before they stepped too much out of character- On second thought nevermind, this is all a crazy dream.
What if Windu had patience at the most pivotal part of his lifetime? Hmm... one does wonder. * Notices Windu drinking coffee while Anakin smokes a death stick * Hmm.... well, there goes the universe.
I can imagine you at the keyboard snickering over your own genius as you write these. great ending. can only imagine what would happen if you tried mushrooms irl, doubtless you would burst at the seams with creative thoughts.
This is why I (and many others) consider you the best Star Wars What If channels. The great writing, the incredible editing, the jokes, some (like me) might even count the lack of use of AI! Heck, this crack story still follows the same beats of if the story wasn't crack.
I mean he sometimes use ai for some images (despise the fact said images or gifs are like, very few and some even look actually well made so you) but still you have a point
What if Palpatine accidentally drank too much alcohol, after which he would have delirium tremens and he would start proving to everyone that he was a Sith Lord by simultaneously destroying objects in his office, in the Jedi temple, etc., but no one believes him anyway.
I must say...Master Yoda look really drippy, nice and shiny. Also digging Ahsoka's attitude. What if Padme has Madea's personality? A woman who's not afraid to slap Anakin around for throwing tantrum or to set him straight on Mustafar by cussing him out and dealing emotional damage to make Anakin feel ashame of his poor decisions.
I did not expect Yoda to be racist towards Wookies, but I am all here for it. "The other masters and Anakin" - Throw more shade lol God dayum I love how you made all of these characters so incredibly human and lifelike. Also, the ending was pure comedy gold. I love your what ifs
What if the Jedi went after Palpatine BEFORE ROTS? I know what you're thinking, he hadn't revealed that he was the Sith Lord yet, why would they do that? Well, firstly, they had, in canon, recently found a trail leading form the sith industrial lair on Coursacant to 500 Republica, so they knew that SOME of what Dooku had said about Sidious having some sway over the Senate had to be true and that the Chancellor could well be involved. But even WITHOUT this, Palpatine by the time of ROTS had already amassed tons of power, effectively making him an emperor in all but name. Tons of Senators like the Delegation of 2000 were pretty worried as was the Jedi Council. So what if, like the Roman Senate with Julius Caesar, the Jedi decide it best if, Sith or not, that Palpatine was forcibly removed from power for the good of the Republic BEFORE the kidnapping of the Chancellor in ROTS and the defeats of Dooku and Grievous?
What if the Force took a more active role in Anakin's life rather than being a weird father? Mysteriously, all the Jedi and Sith attempts to recruit him go strange He still makes it to Coruscant, this time with his mother, who also has force senses to a degree While Anakin slowly makes his way up in the world, becoming an expert mechanic and podracer, while the Jedi and Sith plots just fail in increasingly dumb ways Anakin lives a happy life due to his father, never knowing that he caused balance in the force
This is a Correct Story of Star Wars Yoda is the Jedi Grand Master and Mace Windu is a Jedi Master Before they should arrest Chancellor Palpatine they need the Permission of the Jedi Grand Master a Jedi Master is not allow to arrest without the Permission of the Jedi Grand Master in The Jedi Council and Mace Windu must follow the Policy of the Jedi Temple if Mace Windu follow the Policy of the Jedi Temple in Episode 4 The Jedi will Defeated The Sith
Okay, so what if everyone knew Anakin and Padme are married like here because they just suck at hiding it, but the two (and maybe Palpatine, for extra funny) thought it's still a secret?
If I didn't hate Ahsoka this would be one of the greatest stories ever. What if Ahsoka De Tanoed the galaxy after leaving the Jedi Order? Causing Anakin to begin secretly assassinating the Jedi Council, Palpatine, and Senate? What if Anakin was the son of Gardulla the Hutt? What if Padme was an Ewok? What if the Ewoks ate Leia before C-3PO and the others were captured?
What if Ahsoka Tano was doing a bar trick with her lightsaber and accidentally turned it on? (What if Ahsoka chokes on a lightsaber) What if, after being denied the rank of master, Anakin turned his lightsaber on himself? What if, humans and Hutts were species swapped? (All human characters were Hutts and all Hutts were humans)
Mace was right in not waiting for Yoda and the other masters and Jedi's to come back! Out of the mouth of Palpatine after Anakin turned, the Jedi are off balance! They were also spread out all over the galaxy! If Palpatine waited for all the Jedi council and most of the Jedi to come back to Coruscant, Order 66 wouldn't have worked as well! More Jedi would have survived! The Rebellion would started right away with Civil war. The Empire wouldn't have lasted long!
I tried to watch this...i just cant. Trying to hard to be funny. Reminds me of the "scary movie" franchise after the Wayans brothers left it. I personally prefer your usual style of video.
What if palpatine had wet hands when he tried to kill plagueis in his sleep and accidentally electrecuted himself to death
Anakin would have lived a mostly happy life :)
@@starwarsquill so they kill eachother
good point
Sounds like you would've been the kind of writer Marvel was looking for if they were doing more What If...?
Yoda and Anakins bromance in these crack if's is always so strangely endearing in spite of the madness
I'm really impressed with your grasp on writing for Ahsoka. I haven't seen many other writers grasp the nuances of her character quite this well.
I love your reference to them watching the Star Wars version of Annie Hall, which lost the Oscar to "Star Battles." Great reference to the 1977 Oscars (Annie Hall of course beat Star Wars IRL but great reference nonetheless)
I know right, I just made a comment about this myself, her outburst was a piece of incredible writing and goes to show how deeply he understands these characters, that single section is the most accurate portrayal of Ashoka that I've seen in all my years of watching Star Wars What If videos, through the frustration that she tries to show it's obvious that deep inside she's sad and scared 😢
Please keep this timeline going. I love the more ‘serious’ uploads but this routinely has me doubled over laughing.
Absolute peak story writing
Glad you like it :)
@starwarsquill I loved the one where palatine got high on death sticks, threw himself at a statue and died, especially the little clip you edited.
For real though 😂
Haha the cursing throughout the reading 😅😅
Is that Anakin smoking weed and Mace sipping lean?
Probably just coffee.
Mace Can't put down the cup.
Well that was a fucking trip. There''s so many in jokes here it's practically your own universe now.
If Star Wars went into mild adult themed comedy....
Fisto has seen this timeline's start and decided he has to intervene before they stepped too much out of character-
On second thought nevermind, this is all a crazy dream.
Love Quill's crazy star wars universe.
"SH*T!" now that's how mace is supposed to sound.
what if when palpatine gave out order 66 every clones inhibitor chip malfunctioned and they all just did a backflip simultaneously
The question is, would they still commit the order right after the galaxys most amazing backflip in history?? Or would they ignore it?
@@zorronegro229 you see the simultaneous backflip with millions of clones on every planet would cause earthquakes across teh galaxy and chaos
@Lord_Vader2011i guess so? I mean there are many clones sooo a mild earthquake is somewhat plausible somehow
@Savajj_nahold more of a joke comment
@Lord_Vader2011 i know but still, the idea of a massive collective backflip creating an earthquake is kinda cool and funny
not even 2 minutes in and im laughing like crazy from mace lmao
What if Maced Windu got pepper sprayed?
Every dialogue matters, every syllable to form an insult about maternal figures.
What if Windu had patience at the most pivotal part of his lifetime? Hmm... one does wonder.
* Notices Windu drinking coffee while Anakin smokes a death stick * Hmm.... well, there goes the universe.
Any hope for wonder gone,carry on.
I can imagine you at the keyboard snickering over your own genius as you write these. great ending. can only imagine what would happen if you tried mushrooms irl, doubtless you would burst at the seams with creative thoughts.
This is why I (and many others) consider you the best Star Wars What If channels. The great writing, the incredible editing, the jokes, some (like me) might even count the lack of use of AI! Heck, this crack story still follows the same beats of if the story wasn't crack.
I mean he sometimes use ai for some images (despise the fact said images or gifs are like, very few and some even look actually well made so you) but still you have a point
What if Palpatine forgot order 66 after being electricuted by his Force Lightning and executed order 420.
This is the second Star Wars What If I've seen where Palpatine dies like Gustavo Fring
What was the first?
@andrewwinslow9315 "What if fives killed Commander Fox?" By Pente Patrol
Oh, this is another cracked what if...
We need more non serious what ifs. I couldn't stop laughing XD
your soft spot for Master Ti showed again, which is great XD she is trying to be classy qwq also Padme with the axe lmao
i dont know if the jedi high on bantha weed is the same as being high off the dark side but it sure sounds like it
The fucking humor is not what I expected, but was really funny.
The entire time during this all I thought about is Anakin saying “Are we the Baddies?”
What if Palpatine accidentally drank too much alcohol, after which he would have delirium tremens and he would start proving to everyone that he was a Sith Lord by simultaneously destroying objects in his office, in the Jedi temple, etc., but no one believes him anyway.
Funniest Star Wars possibility I ever heard.
What if the Jedi didn't call one on one but had a groupchat so everyone could hear eachother whenever
Palpatine eez Sidious
This should be renamed "What if Everyone but Ashoka were idiots", lmao
I imagine R2-D2 in a press conference having to listen to Yoda and Mace when Anakin accidentally swapped him for Ahsoka 22:06
This is absolutely HILARIOUS
:)
16:57 Yoda dressed like that is officially canon now and you can’t change my mind
this story feels like a different universe like skyrim lore in nba2k
cringe af
I must say...Master Yoda look really drippy, nice and shiny. Also digging Ahsoka's attitude.
What if Padme has Madea's personality? A woman who's not afraid to slap Anakin around for throwing tantrum or to set him straight on Mustafar by cussing him out and dealing emotional damage to make Anakin feel ashame of his poor decisions.
I did not expect Yoda to be racist towards Wookies, but I am all here for it.
"The other masters and Anakin" - Throw more shade lol
God dayum I love how you made all of these characters so incredibly human and lifelike.
Also, the ending was pure comedy gold. I love your what ifs
What if the Jedi went after Palpatine BEFORE ROTS?
I know what you're thinking, he hadn't revealed that he was the Sith Lord yet, why would they do that?
Well, firstly, they had, in canon, recently found a trail leading form the sith industrial lair on Coursacant to 500 Republica, so they knew that SOME of what Dooku had said about Sidious having some sway over the Senate had to be true and that the Chancellor could well be involved.
But even WITHOUT this, Palpatine by the time of ROTS had already amassed tons of power, effectively making him an emperor in all but name. Tons of Senators like the Delegation of 2000 were pretty worried as was the Jedi Council.
So what if, like the Roman Senate with Julius Caesar, the Jedi decide it best if, Sith or not, that Palpatine was forcibly removed from power for the good of the Republic BEFORE the kidnapping of the Chancellor in ROTS and the defeats of Dooku and Grievous?
I feel like Anakin should get a Luna Weed one hiter
What if the Force took a more active role in Anakin's life rather than being a weird father?
Mysteriously, all the Jedi and Sith attempts to recruit him go strange
He still makes it to Coruscant, this time with his mother, who also has force senses to a degree
While Anakin slowly makes his way up in the world, becoming an expert mechanic and podracer, while the Jedi and Sith plots just fail in increasingly dumb ways
Anakin lives a happy life due to his father, never knowing that he caused balance in the force
Wait, I just realized your channel only had 14k subscribers after listening for months. This is hilarious content! I love it. Keep it up!
Quill. The one who makes hilariously awesome what if vids.
I love how, through all of these stories, it is so obvious that the Jedi are a group of coworkers who can't stand each other
This is your funniest story yet , absolutely hilarious.
Did yoda wear his sunglasses at night
of course
" Stick to death sticks or something " ............... lol
I saw the thumbnail and knew this would be an Absolute Cinema
Obi wan Took the Hole stash???
and the way you pronounce Coruscant is the same way i did it as a child ironicly
Obi wan is the goat for a reason 😅
Obi-wan is taking one for the team
Ah, another lovely addition to Master YoYos bizarre adventures with Anderson Skinwanker!
What if Luke and Leia were raised TOGETHER by Owen and Beru Lars?
As soon as I noticed the "CRACK IF" in the title I got extra excited
What if the council accused Palpatine of being a sith lord on the holonet and he sued them for defamation, the council's lawyer is Saul Goodman.
This was fucking bonkers. I loved every second of it.
Great video this is awesome
This is a Correct Story of Star Wars Yoda is the Jedi Grand Master and Mace Windu is a Jedi Master Before they should arrest Chancellor Palpatine they need the Permission of the Jedi Grand Master a Jedi Master is not allow to arrest without the Permission of the Jedi Grand Master in The Jedi Council and Mace Windu must follow the Policy of the Jedi Temple if Mace Windu follow the Policy of the Jedi Temple in Episode 4 The Jedi will Defeated The Sith
Watching this sleep deprived was a blast more pls
"Surrounded by the other masters... and Anakin"
Just wow. This story should have come out on April 1
i absolutely adore how ending broke the 4th wall THRICE
What if Ronnie Coleman trained Mace Windu
I like every of these "High" Counsel stories
Need a Mace Windu and Kit Fisto duo adventure.
lol that image with anakin smoking a cigar and windu having i guess coffee... why not just as well a bottle of hard booze for both xxxxD
I don't know if Ashoka's outburst was meant to be bad or touching, but you did a great job
Peak writing.
but What if Palpatine made a mistake instead of saying Order 66, he said execute Order 65
All the antics sacrificed energy that could have made this intriguing premise a better, stronger story.
@@mgjmiller1995 NAOOOOOOO
with the mix of comedy, idk its got it all
Shaak Tea 🤣🤣
What if Darth Sidious and Palpatine were two different people and Sidious tried to assassinate the Supreme Chancellor ?
I haven't laughed this hard in awhile peak writing here 💪
What if Jedi and Sith needed to be connected to wifi to use the force
We grant you a seat on the council but we do not permit you to stop making these crack videos
This story is too hilarious! It is so ridiculous I love it. 💀
What if Lord Beerus the Destroyer was in Star Wars.
This is a fucking masterpiece😂😂😂😂😂😂
What if after Anakin told Mace that Palpatine is the Sith Lord, Mace gave an order to Anakin to arrest Palpatine?
Okay, so what if everyone knew Anakin and Padme are married like here because they just suck at hiding it, but the two (and maybe Palpatine, for extra funny) thought it's still a secret?
3:27 someone's been watching alfox lol
I can't wait for 2025 and the stories Quill shall bring us
If I didn't hate Ahsoka this would be one of the greatest stories ever.
What if Ahsoka De Tanoed the galaxy after leaving the Jedi Order? Causing Anakin to begin secretly assassinating the Jedi Council, Palpatine, and Senate?
What if Anakin was the son of Gardulla the Hutt?
What if Padme was an Ewok?
What if the Ewoks ate Leia before C-3PO and the others were captured?
I love these off the rails stories!!!
What if Batman was in Star Wars?
Obi-Wan is Batman. Qui-Gon formed the League of Shadows to rid Coruscant of corruption. Obi didn’t go along with it. They had a falling out.
What if the Jedi Order survived and continued their service to the Galactic Empire, or What if Palpatine started a puppet Jedi Order?
What if Ahsoka Tano was doing a bar trick with her lightsaber and accidentally turned it on? (What if Ahsoka chokes on a lightsaber)
What if, after being denied the rank of master, Anakin turned his lightsaber on himself?
What if, humans and Hutts were species swapped? (All human characters were Hutts and all Hutts were humans)
You are the future of star wars what ifs! So much more entertaining than serious what ifs. I dub thee, Darth Parody.
@@MonkeyK1ng369 haha thanks :)
Hydrospanner? Hydro = water spanner = wrench so
Hydrospanner = water wrench.
Mace was right in not waiting for Yoda and the other masters and Jedi's to come back! Out of the mouth of Palpatine after Anakin turned, the Jedi are off balance! They were also spread out all over the galaxy! If Palpatine waited for all the Jedi council and most of the Jedi to come back to Coruscant, Order 66 wouldn't have worked as well! More Jedi would have survived! The Rebellion would started right away with Civil war. The Empire wouldn't have lasted long!
What if Anakin was ok with not being granted the rank of master
Great ending, only 14 years till i get to Star (wars)
haha probably a good idea to not go in as original timeline Anakin though…
Everyone always shyt on Anakin.
Lmmfao !!!!!
Such a sitcom like story lol
What if Palpatine told Mace Windu that Anakin was Darth Sidious? (brainrot request I know 😭)
Pretty interesting one
Anikan a pothead 😂😂😂😂
Come on ahsoka the one that said she didn't want to have contact with anakin
What if Anakin was cheating on Padme with one or more of her handmaidens during the Clone Wars?
Ahsoka reminds me of a woman expecting a man to read her freaking mind. That kind of shit pisses me off so much
What if Padme was Darth Sidious not Palpatine??
What if Ki Adi Mundi went to kashyyyk instead of Yoda
I know I'm just another comment but i have yet to see a what if of if obi wan and Anakin were a force dyad
What did you smoke ? x)
I tried to watch this...i just cant. Trying to hard to be funny. Reminds me of the "scary movie" franchise after the Wayans brothers left it. I personally prefer your usual style of video.