What If PALPATINE fell out his OFFICE WINDOW?
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
- In this Star Wars What If, let’s find out what would have happened if Palpatine fell out his office window after tripping on Mace Windu’s hand. Also, Yoda is a bit off in this one :)
Also, check out this video by “Your Broken Galaxy” for another version of this same scenario - • What if Palpatine Fell...
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Yoda bizarre adventure?
Yep!
Yoda's a spice head ......... it sure does explain a lot.
@@lordofpain3476 it is the star wars equivalent of ketamine, right?
I see it now
"Yoda's Bizarre adventures"
"A Stand, I have. No chance, you have."
This is what happens when Palpatine has slight memory loss
I like how Palpatine
1. Trips on a severed hand
2. Stumbles out a several story window
3. Gets hit by a car on his way down.
And Anakin can only watch and just goes "what is even happening!?" Honestly, I'd have the same reaction.
Kinda reminds me of the 3rd Robot Chicken star wars special😂😂😂
jedi and sith are always throwing themselves out of windows and into endless pits
Because they are being stupid throwing themselves.
sometimes the occasional mandalorian.
They got tired of hearing about dichotomy.
They're just being drama queens.
Especially when Anakin starts talking about his thesis.
Palpatine trips own Mace's hand
Yoda tripping on death sticks
Jocasta Nu trips on a holocron
Quill... Can I assume your death stick supplier is Candi Bar as well?
Palpatine: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP!!!
Anakin: 👀
He was about to help but then he realized palpatine was the one putting sand in his shoes the whole time and not the Jedi council
This is what happens when mace windu tries to flip someone off from the afterlife
"I'm too dangerous to be left for dead 😈"
-Mace Windowed probably
From the afterlife, you say? Mace still breathing, he is!
What if Mace Windex cleaned the glass in Palpatine’s office instead of breaking it?
So mace would come in alone, and say chancellor palpatine your window is dirty and it's disturbing me
@@nekogamer2508 Windu: "Your windows are under arrest"
Palpatine: confused "Uhm... Master Windu, have you been using death sticks?"
Master Windex: in the name of the galactic Senate of the Republic, your windows must be cleaned.
Chancellor Paperplane: as a sith, I must live with dirty windows.
Master Medical Kit: it's treason then
*They pull out cleaning supplies*
Chancellor Paperplane *jumps out window*
@@element50-me Ah yes, the famous Sith Rules
Everyone knows the Rule of Two, but even more important is the Rule of Dirty Windows
@@element50-me order 66 doesn't get called because he can't call it for this reason so he has to make a new plan to keep his dirty windows
This went from Star Wars to a crime comedy in ten minutes and I love it
It became an average Star Wars TTRPG game
This was worth the hour and 20 minutes of my life I will never get back
real
Do it like I do: listen at work or on the ride home.
NGL if I was Anakin in that situation I’d burst into laughter at that sight 😂
Deadset
Imagine betraying everything you ever knew for a chance at saving your wife and then the one guy you think can save her trips and dies
@@hydromancer4916 true but then I’d find out he lied the whole time n planted the visions himself
@@hydromancer4916pure comedic timing
@@lorumipsum1129 Comedy it is, tragedy it is not!
"uh darth sidious she was."💀💀
i like how, yoda went from a wise jedi to a crack head, threatening to take anakin down with him
Bro „Dementia I have, remember asking for your opinion I do not“ 😂😂😂 how are you this creative
Never thought I‘d see Yoda and Anakin being high on death sticks😂
😂
Well, there was that video called "What if Obi-Wan had bought the death sticks?"
At the chem dump I was honestly expecting "Anakin, sorry, I am. Have witnesses, I cannot."
When you decided to give someone...a hand😂
"Cook we must, Skywalker! Hrmhmhm--hmhrm!" -Spiced Yoda
"Mista Yoder i need death smoker' to go light years/h!"
Now, I just want to see a scenario where literally everyone fell out the window.
The Masters that confronted Palpatine.
Palpatine himself.
Anakin.
Commander Fox.
Nearly everyone who walks into the chancellor's office to investigate what happened.
As they approach the window, some shenanigan that causes them to fall out, like in this scenario, a hand that everyone keeps tripping over, or some spilt orange juice.
Haha! That’s a great idea!
Nah, palps left his vacuum on, and it pulls them out the window.
just the world's whackiest chain reaction of force pulls.
Everyone goes to the edge of the broken window to look down, but due to rain, it's slippery, so everyone just falls off the building, some surviving, others, not
Suggestion: What if palpatine suffered from multi personality disorder and did not know he was sideous? I've seen this from a few others and i think its a interesting concept.
palpatine trips and that makes a 90 minute video-
That's why revenge of the sith dragged on lol😂😂
Dude, where’s my death sticks? This might just be the best thing I’ve listened to, having Yo Gurt basically go on an acid trip and drag Skin Walker into an increasingly absurd series of events. I busted out laughing at this the whole way.
,, so chosen one, the window was,,
Crack master Yoda
I guess you could say that the window was the mace that struck down Palpatine's dark ambitions.
Well.. I knew yoda was on deathsticks but this... I NEED THIS TO BE AN ALTERNATIVE CANNON!
CANON
CANON
CANON
A "CANNON" IS A GUN THAT FIRES POJECTILES OR OTHER ORDINANCE
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE SUCH TROUBLE SPELLING "CANON"??????
Did you ever hear the tragedy or darth defenestratious the clumsy? He could send others out the window... but could not save himself from the same fate. His apprentice flung him out the window in his sleep
For some reason this felt like an episode of Star Wars Robot Chicken
Man this went way off the rails and I laughed the hole time
This is the single greatest What If I have ever heard
Aka, what if Palpatine fell out of the Mace Window.
Palpatine should have purchased Life alert 🤣
oh god please let this be ridiculous as it sounds
It is
I'm inclined to disagree, it's even more ridiculous than it sounds.
Not disappointed
This feels like "What if Quentin Tarantino wrote Star Wars"
This was stupid, but sadly a masterclass in writing
This has about the same consistency as a Regular Show episode and the flair of a Pulp Fiction. I love it!!
The Dark Side of Gravity is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Lmao you made yoda a drunk and a death sticks addict??? ☠️
That would explain a lot.
@@equaltoreality8028I don't why but I read that in my kind as if was Mimir talks.
i really want episode 2 to this i laughed so much
darth sidiuos she is
master yo-gurt 😂😂
Overusing the dark side can make on trip and fall to your death in ways some would consider... unnatural.
The spice and the deathsticks must flow!
Yoda: A sacred drink, this is.
Me: 🎶Cerveza Cristal 🎶
you know, Ironically enough...Anakin's interference might've killed Sidious so yeah Anakin pretty much killed both Windu and Sidious
Imagine manipulating the entire galaxy, creating a galactic scale war as a way to rise from power, and at the crucial moment where caution matters the most, he slips on a severed hand like it was a banana peel and learns how to do the reverse somersault to his inevitable death. What a loser AmIRight?
When you ask for a hand but Mace Just gives you the whole Fist, and now you are best bros with Yoda, pulling a weekend at Bernie's with the Liberian
What if after anakin told windu about shidius...windu just thought anakin was being paranoid and decided to storm the office with the other council members to greet palpatine with a pack of beers and few laughs at the absurdity of anakins revelation.
Suggest this one to Your Broken Galaxy, that's right on his alley. This dude is insane when it comes to What Ifs.
Cheers from France! 🍻
PS: If you don't, I'll steal your idea and suggest it myself. I really want this madlad to try this one, but you should be the one to get the credit for it.
Anakin playing beat saber on the club guards, he is. - Yoda to Ahsoka wondering where Anakin is.
More accurate title: “What if Star Wars divided by Zero?”
Palpatine: Help, I have fallen and I can't get up!
Yoda: Sorry, life alert wasn't part of my obscure expenditures
What if Anakin was obsessed with building lego pod racer sets?😂
Here are two Scenarios What if the yuuzhan vong Invasion happened during the clone wars and What if the covenant from halo We're in star wars
Ah, the "He who controls the spice controls the galaxy" ending
90 minute meme what-if? GOATed
I'm starting to wonder if you were on death sticks when you wrote this
Palpatine:"This was not suppose to be my DESTINYYYYY!!!!" He underestimated the power of the pratfall... Anakin:"So....am I the Chancellor now?"
I feel like this should be labeled as comedy.
I knew it yoda drinks crack! I didn't expect this to go so far left.
Yoda be like: ***AY MAN! GIVE ME BACK MY WET, FOOL!***
What if Chewbacca had a stormtrooper arm collection and it became a problem for the rebel alliance and Han solo had to make him get over his ripping off arm addiction..........😂
They can travel the galaxy but forgot to invent life alert! 🤣
What if Revan wasn't found in stasis until the first year of the clone wars? That would mean that Revan in his prime would be alive and well, and Darth Vitiate's spirit would still be dormant since Revan didn't awake his spirit at Yavin.
That's a great suggestion!
Your comment needs more likes and to be made a story.
Cheers from France! 🍻
If Palps can be a clumsy old idiot then Yoda can be a stoned old idiot why not lol
I'm hyped for this because of the fact that another what if video I'm not sure if it was you but they said touching the shortest blade of grass ever so slightly could change the things of the future detrimentally and this is one of those things and I'm all for it 😂😂
You were the one on a spice high
Yoda goes full on Walter White.
Broooooooooo. Im dying. Lmaooooooooooo. You are a legend.
Palpatine had a few too many Cerveza Cristal's during Order 66
This is what happens when you forget the floor is still wet
Force banana peel
Where did you get this idea from? 😂
Watched RoTS the other day and thought it would’ve been funny if he just fell out that window haha
Palpatine: gravity please don't no please don't no no please don't kill me I'm too weak
What if luke was in revenge of the sith
i am guessing that you were on spice while writting this
Man I love this video! I hope he does multiple parts! This is like Pulp Fiction meets Star Wars! Totally trippy!
Thank you for shouting out Your Broken Galaxy, it would've been better at the start of the video since not everyone read the description, but that's the least you could've done.
When you uploaded it I hesitated watching it because of YBG's video, not knowing if it was a rip-off or just you decided to run with the question in your way. I'm pleased to see it's the latter.
That said, that literary description of Sidious falling is amazing! I can see him thinking "oh sh*t" when he started falling. Then, feeling he's safe when he started to brake his fall, sees the speeder and went again "oh... Sh*t" before being struck. Just great writing.
Also, when the flashback from Yoda ends after he just murdered Jocasta Nu, I realized the plan: "Skywalker, help me conceal this, you will. Keep my secret you will, and keep yours, I will. If you do not, f*** you over, I will."
I didn't expect where the story would go though, it was great!
Junkie Yoda being granted the powers of the Time Stone and going full Dr Strange was awesome! And that hint it's not the first time he either murdered an innocent person or had to secretly dispatch of a body.
Starting the video I kept thinking about the YBG's video and absolutely did not expect the true question: "What If GM Yoda used drugs that gave him prescience powers?".
Great and welcomed surprise!
And glad you didn't just copy YBG's style, just made it your own.
I'm looking forward to more comedy videos from you.
I started watching your channel because you took the ideas seriously, but now I'd enjoy watching less serious material.
Anyways, I'll stop rambling. Thank you again and cheers from France! 🍻
The most smallest inconvenience that could've led to the biggest impacts 😂😂
Also it works with what if Darth Maul ran over Child Anakin
What an embaransing way to die.
Turning to the dark side I can see Yoda!!!
I feel like it could have easily become a "Star Wars: Weekend at Jocasta's" movie,but then some fool had to get rid of the body early
Darth Lords before him: *Did the man who is all of the Sith just got owned after he slipped on a fucking hand?!*
three times sistors has killed old palps, even if it was in a halucination, dang.
this was sooo good. I had the best time in a while watching this
What if Mace Windu took a detour to get death sticks on the way to Palpatine’s office?
This is so dumb, I love it!
Please do more of these. This was amazing.
This one is gonna be a good one lol
haha hope so :)
Just one question: Did Yoda really drink the water of life in the original timeline?
Probably
Sipping on that Space Lean…
He still fell at the hand of mace windu 😂😂😂
Did Yoda just become the Kwisatz Haderach?
31:29
Goofy ahh Ninja is now quoting the Dune
Bro made a 1 hr video on this lmao
so Mace's hand was the chosen one after all.
As a first timer to this channel, I was expecting a normal what if from this,
A surprise i was in for, but a welcome one,
You have earned a sub and like,
I will be watching you're career with great interest.
So basically this story is Lucy in the sky with diamonds and "The Spice must flow!"
This is the moment that Yoda turned into Heisenberg
Im loving this already
I feel like this entire video/movie was one big spice trip
So palpatine pulls a Monty Python and falls out the window😂
Anakin skinwalker💀
So in this timeline, instead of becoming a Sith Apprentice, Anakin became a Spice Apprentice.
I appreciate the Return of the Sith Paste.
Yoda roasting Commander Gree was on-point, he's such a troll - even when he's not high.