I wonder if the spice is the reason Yoda has good relations with the Wookiees...maybe to their species it's just normal seasoning, but to someone like Yoda it made them high as a kite, during which the event was so funny that the Wookiees were happy to allow him to visit any time he wanted. Nobody was the wiser of the true reasons for Yoda visiting the Wookiees, they just thought he really liked Wookiees. But technically, he liked Wookiee cuisine... So, actually pseudo-wholesome, as the spice wasn't illegal...YET.
Mace: “Finally, I’ve made it back up. Now to finish this once and for all!“ Palpatine: *Cackles maniacally as he casually force pushes Mace back out the window.*
this is on the top of the best video's you have done yet, keep it up with the amazing content and the end was a bit funny ''master yoda began cooking spice in the temple gardens.''
A mace windu surviving and become a dark side anti-villian to survive is honestly the only way to bring him back while having the original event matter. Have him be killed by Vader or something later.
Palpatine: "The time has come. Executive Order sixty-" * Mace Force Crushes the Holo Transmitter * * Clones look at each other in confusion * "Order Sixty? Any of you boys remember which one that was?"
What a beautifully crafted story! Each character felt at place and everything was plausible and enjoyable in this Star Wars world! :D Bravo! ... GOD DAMMIT-
Mace discovered a hidden stash of chemical stimulants tucked neatly in his robe with a note from Yoda, stating _"surprise tool it is, that you might later need"._
In 50% of alternate Star Wars timelines, Yoda is growing spice every time. I wonder if that explains his initial loopiness in the Empire Strikes Back, along with his death when Luke returns? "Withdrawals, I had, while training stupid boy I did. Come back, I thought he would not. Overdosed after losing my built up tolerance, I did. Hurhurhur-ha-hur!" -Yoda's ghost
What if all the Jedi council members were all married and they kept it secret from Anakin What if Yarael Poof came back with the pizza on time and was still on high council during the clone wars (probably gonna get sent to Kashyyyk)
WHOA! BRO! I can't believer Mace Windu drew on the Dark side to kill Palpatine and himself from all that power and strength. Even how Anakin said of what happened in the needs of becoming a Jedi Master. Wven the the arrests and confessions of the Separatists and Maul, and Luke and Leia's birth brought peace to Anakin. And LOL at the very end.
Per lore, the builders of that structure stated that anything strong enough to destroy it would be strong enough to destroy the planet or something. So… can’t be sure haha
Thought about that and according to the RoTS Novelization, only an audio recording was ever recovered from that night. I figured Palpatine had the security systems disabled since he knew the masters would soon show up. This is the section of the novelization where the recording is mentioned being released on the first Empire Day: “I have to be there. That’s the prophecy, isn’t it? I have to be there-” “Anakin, why? The Masters are the best of the Order. What can you possibly do?” The door slid open. “I’m the chosen one,” he repeated. “Prophecy can’t be changed. I’ll do-” He looked at her with eyes that were dying, and a spasm of unendurable pain passed over his face. Shaak Ti reached for him-he should be in the infirmary, not heading toward what might be a savage battle-but he lurched away from her hand. “I’ll do what I’m supposed to do,” he said, and sprinted into the night and the rain. [The following is a transcript of an audio recording presented before the Galactic Senate on the afternoon of the first Empire Day; identities of all speakers verified and confirmed by voiceprint analysis] PALPATINE: Why, Master Windu. What a pleasant surprise. MACE WINDU: Hardly a surprise, Chancellor. And it will be pleasant for neither of us. PALPATINE: I’m sorry? Master Fisto, hello. Master Kolar, greetings. I trust you are well. Master Tiin-I see your horn has regrown; I’m very glad. What brings four Jedi Masters to my office at this hour? MACE WINDU: We know who you are. What you are. We are here to take you into custody. PALPATINE: I beg your pardon? What I am? When last I checked, I was Supreme Chancellor of the Republic you are sworn to serve. I hope I misunderstand what you mean by custody, Master Windu. It smacks of treason. MACE WINDU: You’re under arrest. PALPATINE: Really, Master Windu, you cannot be serious. On what charge? MACE WINDU: You’re a Sith Lord! PALPATINE: Am I? Even if true, that’s hardly a crime. My philosophical outlook is a personal matter. In fact-the last time I read the Constitution, anyway-we have very strict laws against this type of persecution. So I ask you again: what is my alleged crime? How do you expect to justify your mutiny before the Senate? Or do you intend to arrest the Senate as well? MACE WINDU: We’re not here to argue with you. PALPATINE: No, you’re here to imprison me without trial. Without even the pretense of legality. So this is the plan, at last: the Jedi are taking over the Republic. MACE WINDU: Come with us. Now. PALPATINE: I shall do no such thing. If you intend to murder me, you can do so right here. MACE WINDU: Don’t try to resist. [Sounds that have been identified by frequency resonances to be the ignition of several lightsabers] PALPATINE: Resist? How could I possibly resist? This is murder, you Jedi traitors! How can I be any threat to you? Master Tiin-you’re the telepath. What am I thinking right now? [Sounds of scuffle] KIT FISTO: Saesee- AGEN KOLAR: [Garbled; possibly “It doesn’t hurt” (?)] [Sounds of scuffle] PALPATINE: Help! Help! Security-someone! Help me! Murder! Treason! [Recording ends] The novelization is based on an earlier draft of the script but I assume the core elements like Palpatine’s precautions remain the same.
i came here for memes but didnt notice it was 20 minutes long. I now realize without looking at the channel name....this must be Star Wars Quill. You know what, I'll bite. I can just keep playing ps2 battlefront and listen tbh
Imagine if Master Shakti strutted through the scene, confidently declaring, “I pity the fool!” Meanwhile, picture Yoda reimagined as a stunning shortstack, radiating charm and wisdom in equal measure. How delightful and unexpected would that be?
I always believed Mace Windu died in Episode 3 after losing one hand and being electrocuted by Darth Sidious , but there is a change he may have survived. We´ll never know for sure. Great What If video by the way!
Okay, this is an idea I haven't seen before (not the Mace Windu surviving part, the idea of him just climbing back up into Palpatine's Office). Interesting premise, great execution. Edit: Spolier Also, Sistros nearly killed Palpatine again! 🤣
What complete nonsense. Windu died and that's all there is to it. I have always hated that arrogant pompous windu. He died at the hands of Palpatine, as it should have been.
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"Master Yoda began cooking spice in the temple gardens."
Begun the spice war has
Yoda? dont you mean Yogurt?
YOGURT I HATE YOGURT! especially with nuts @Goldstandard_1
I wonder if the spice is the reason Yoda has good relations with the Wookiees...maybe to their species it's just normal seasoning, but to someone like Yoda it made them high as a kite, during which the event was so funny that the Wookiees were happy to allow him to visit any time he wanted. Nobody was the wiser of the true reasons for Yoda visiting the Wookiees, they just thought he really liked Wookiees. But technically, he liked Wookiee cuisine...
So, actually pseudo-wholesome, as the spice wasn't illegal...YET.
Mace: Hey Paper plate, how about a rematch!?
Palpatine: Somehow Mace Windu returned!
Mace: “Finally, I’ve made it back up. Now to finish this once and for all!“
Palpatine: *Cackles maniacally as he casually force pushes Mace back out the window.*
"Its even better the second time!"
Palpatine: "Execute order sixty- "(sees Mace)- "F**K!"
Clones: "Order Sixty Five. Got it!"
Palpatine: *realizing what the clone said* "DOUBLE F**K!!"
I don't belive Palpatine was authorized to issue order 65. That would be up to the senate.
That last random line “master Yoda began cooking spice in the temple gardens” 😂😂😂
Of course Master Yoda started cooking spice, he can't help himself.
Good at, I was. Like it, I did.
Alternate Title: "What if Mace Windu really meant "I AM GOING TO FINISH THIS!!"
Mace had a second health bar.
Bro had a fairy in a bottle.
@@residentwievle4 bro had a totem of undying
Master yoda began cooking spice in the temple gardens???? You crazy I actually was emotionally invested in the end, that put me so off guard😂v
He needs those credits! haha
this is on the top of the best video's you have done yet, keep it up with the amazing content and the end was a bit funny ''master yoda began cooking spice in the temple gardens.''
@@lemonke4209 haha glad you liked it :)
A mace windu surviving and become a dark side anti-villian to survive is honestly the only way to bring him back while having the original event matter. Have him be killed by Vader or something later.
5:24 for a second there i thought the statue was gonna be palpatines end again
It kinda did by destroying the comm system lol
i guess so , tho i meant i thought it would crush him to death again
That statue has such a big kill count now of the same person.
@@mactacky it sure does lol
What if Yoda was arrested for driving a space ship under the influence.
He’ll use the force to get out of it and “borrow” some credits from whoever stopped him.
Imagine if he was in a com link call though with some of the other masters but, forgot about it so the council heard everything?
Palpatine: "Master Windu..you survived."
Mace: "Surprised, motherfu-"
Palpatine: "The time has come. Executive Order sixty-"
* Mace Force Crushes the Holo Transmitter *
* Clones look at each other in confusion * "Order Sixty? Any of you boys remember which one that was?"
What a beautifully crafted story! Each character felt at place and everything was plausible and enjoyable in this Star Wars world! :D
Bravo!
...
GOD DAMMIT-
Palpatine now has to fight mace in his phase 2
Mace discovered a hidden stash of chemical stimulants tucked neatly in his robe with a note from Yoda, stating _"surprise tool it is, that you might later need"._
Mace actually unintentionally saved Anakin from himself and his horrible future by killing Sideous.
Palpatine: "Execute Order Six-"
Windu jumps into Palpatine's Office
Windu: "Surprise Motherf@#$%r!"
Palpatine- "What!?!"
Commander Cody: "Executing Order Six, understood sir."
What if Anakin told random people about Palpatine.
What if Anakin was totally on board with the Jedi taking over
What if Anakin missed windus hand in Episode 3
Mace and Palpatine would have stopped what they were doing to laugh at him.
@starwarsquill palpatine would be Like " all those acting for nothing"
Presumably because he was on death sticks?
This was legit one of the best and unique Star Wars what if fanfic stories I’ve ever heard and so I just had to subscribe after hearing this.
You have some of the most creative ideas
In 50% of alternate Star Wars timelines, Yoda is growing spice every time.
I wonder if that explains his initial loopiness in the Empire Strikes Back, along with his death when Luke returns?
"Withdrawals, I had, while training stupid boy I did. Come back, I thought he would not. Overdosed after losing my built up tolerance, I did. Hurhurhur-ha-hur!" -Yoda's ghost
Idea: What if Palpatine had misspoke and said to execute order 666? 😈😈😈
The Clones would interpret it as Order 6 maybe haha
@@starwarsquillThe clones would accidentally unleash Abeloth onto the galaxy
Iron maiden appears and plays the number of the beast
What if Palpatine had stuttering issues!
Maybe it would cause the clones to turn on each other?
What if all the Jedi council members were all married and they kept it secret from Anakin
What if Yarael Poof came back with the pizza on time and was still on high council during the clone wars (probably gonna get sent to Kashyyyk)
I can just imagine mace crawling over to the window as the sun dips completely and then smiling before hitting the ground
What if Dooku actually discovered Palpatine’s plans and the clone wars were a Sith civil war.
This is quite possibly your best story so far. Very well done!
WHOA! BRO!
I can't believer Mace Windu drew on the Dark side to kill Palpatine and himself from all that power and strength. Even how Anakin said of what happened in the needs of becoming a Jedi Master. Wven the the arrests and confessions of the Separatists and Maul, and Luke and Leia's birth brought peace to Anakin. And LOL at the very end.
Palpatine: "Why is "Bring the Noize" playing so loud?"
What if the Invisible Hand crashed into the Senate building?
Per lore, the builders of that structure stated that anything strong enough to destroy it would be strong enough to destroy the planet or something. So… can’t be sure haha
Now here's my question what if Yoda was a sober -minded individual trying to get the rest of the council off their addiction
Awesome story! Badass and beautiful at the same time. Loved every second of it.
All of that happened.
And Yoda was still a stoner.
That last line was unhinged
One thing I should mention is the security recording weren't deleted or edited, so anakin's probably wouldnt have gotten away with it
Thought about that and according to the RoTS Novelization, only an audio recording was ever recovered from that night. I figured Palpatine had the security systems disabled since he knew the masters would soon show up.
This is the section of the novelization where the recording is mentioned being released on the first Empire Day:
“I have to be there. That’s the prophecy, isn’t it? I have to be there-”
“Anakin, why? The Masters are the best of the Order. What can you possibly do?”
The door slid open.
“I’m the chosen one,” he repeated. “Prophecy can’t be changed. I’ll do-”
He looked at her with eyes that were dying, and a spasm of unendurable pain passed over his face. Shaak Ti reached for him-he should be in the infirmary, not heading toward what might be a savage battle-but he lurched away from her hand.
“I’ll do what I’m supposed to do,” he said, and sprinted into the night and the rain.
[The following is a transcript of an audio recording presented before the Galactic Senate on the afternoon of the first Empire Day; identities of all speakers verified and confirmed by voiceprint analysis]
PALPATINE: Why, Master Windu. What a pleasant surprise.
MACE WINDU: Hardly a surprise, Chancellor. And it will be pleasant for neither of us.
PALPATINE: I’m sorry? Master Fisto, hello. Master Kolar, greetings. I trust you are well. Master Tiin-I see your horn has regrown; I’m very glad. What brings four Jedi Masters to my office at this hour?
MACE WINDU: We know who you are. What you are. We are here to take you into custody.
PALPATINE: I beg your pardon? What I am? When last I checked, I was Supreme Chancellor of the Republic you are sworn to serve. I hope I misunderstand what you mean by custody, Master Windu. It smacks of treason.
MACE WINDU: You’re under arrest.
PALPATINE: Really, Master Windu, you cannot be serious. On what charge?
MACE WINDU: You’re a Sith Lord!
PALPATINE: Am I? Even if true, that’s hardly a crime. My philosophical outlook is a personal matter. In fact-the last time I read the Constitution, anyway-we have very strict laws against this type of persecution. So I ask you again: what is my alleged crime? How do you expect to justify your mutiny before the Senate? Or do you intend to arrest the Senate as well?
MACE WINDU: We’re not here to argue with you.
PALPATINE: No, you’re here to imprison me without trial. Without even the pretense of legality. So this is the plan, at last: the Jedi are taking over the Republic.
MACE WINDU: Come with us. Now.
PALPATINE: I shall do no such thing. If you intend to murder me, you can do so right here.
MACE WINDU: Don’t try to resist.
[Sounds that have been identified by frequency resonances to be the ignition of several lightsabers]
PALPATINE: Resist? How could I possibly resist? This is murder, you Jedi traitors! How can I be any threat to you? Master Tiin-you’re the telepath. What am I thinking right now?
[Sounds of scuffle]
KIT FISTO: Saesee-
AGEN KOLAR: [Garbled; possibly “It doesn’t hurt” (?)]
[Sounds of scuffle]
PALPATINE: Help! Help! Security-someone! Help me! Murder! Treason!
[Recording ends]
The novelization is based on an earlier draft of the script but I assume the core elements like Palpatine’s precautions remain the same.
i came here for memes but didnt notice it was 20 minutes long. I now realize without looking at the channel name....this must be Star Wars Quill. You know what, I'll bite. I can just keep playing ps2 battlefront and listen tbh
Imagine if Master Shakti strutted through the scene, confidently declaring, “I pity the fool!” Meanwhile, picture Yoda reimagined as a stunning shortstack, radiating charm and wisdom in equal measure. How delightful and unexpected would that be?
Dark Souls boss Mace Windu
idea! what if mace windu met nick fury? ithen jules enters the room from pulp fiction? XD i wonder how skywalker would react to that lmao
Anakin will realize he’s in a simulation and would wake up.
@@starwarsquill oh please make this a video tho XD it would be hilarious!
I always believed Mace Windu died in Episode 3 after losing one hand and being electrocuted by Darth Sidious , but there is a change he may have survived. We´ll never know for sure. Great What If video by the way!
Mace pulled a prince Zuko move on Sideous 😂
Dammit Yoda and his spice addiction!
Pretty sick one 👌
idea: "what if anakin discovered padme was force sensitive??"
6:54
Wait when did Vader and Luke use force lightning? I don't recall ever seeing that.
18:11 Sid Lord
Would be funny when Mace Windu's ghost appears&exposed Anakin's betrayal during Mace&other masters' funeral.
At least Yoda got things back to normal 😂😂😂
He is the Grand Gangster after all
@starwarsquill 😎💨
Was expecting padme to die anyway and for anakin to become the next secret banite sith lord perhaps traing his children after him
Okay, this is an idea I haven't seen before (not the Mace Windu surviving part, the idea of him just climbing back up into Palpatine's Office). Interesting premise, great execution.
Edit: Spolier
Also, Sistros nearly killed Palpatine again! 🤣
Yoda got arrested and given a DUI
Phase 2 ahh jedi master 😂😭
*Health bar here*
Mace, Jedi's Fiercest
The Spice must flow.
What if anakin asked obi wan to go to the restricted archives for him
22:11 what
99.6% pure blue spice
Cook i must hmmm
keep the Lights on my Product dose hmmm.
@TeRenner123 yes pure spice
@@ReyRtz as often as spice is used as a Currency you would suspected they have Vaults of the stuff for emergancy Funds
@@TeRenner123 well it wouldn't be fresh
If mace climbed back in , Emperor Palpatine would just electrocute him again and throw him back out the window.
Mace windy has survived in revenge of the ditch and went to hiding
what if they republic didnt care about the CIS and gave them idependance simply arresting newt gunray
What if COD Zombies invaded the Star Wars universe
Yes, but could Gozer, the Gozerian, successfully invade the starwars galaxy? 🤔
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What if they have no proof for Palpatine being a Sith Lord, so they sue him for Tax Fraud and driving past a red traffic light instead?
Anakin was deeply flawed but was not a liar. There was no way he could do this.
What complete nonsense. Windu died and that's all there is to it. I have always hated that arrogant pompous windu. He died at the hands of Palpatine, as it should have been.
What if Anakin told random people about Palpatine.