I think he wasn't acting, it was more like pointing it out to make the "alien confirmed." joke. hahaha but yea, i guess we'll never get the correct answer unless he replies.
15:35 You can see the ripples in the water around where the whale comes up. Those are fish that the whale has rounded up to the surface. So yes, it is getting food.
ANSWER: in the giant rooster one, I did a science report on that, it is a real species of chicken I think local to Asia. So, your safe from lightning turning your birds into that 😂😂
Nope, it's a rooster. Check out its grills, see the comb? That's sexual dimorphism. The op referred to it as a chicken because technically the specie is a specie of "chicken," just like bulls are a type of "specie name" cow.
There's a subreddit for pretty much everything imaginable (kind of like Reddit's version of rule 34), so this could go on for well over a hundred episodes if Jordan wants to go that far with it.
About the 15:30 whale: one would either, but less likely, drown since the mouth of the whale wouldn't close fully with such a large object inside. Whales, in general, don't have a lot of bite force (except maybe the killer whale, but then they aren't really whales) so you wouldn't get hurt from that either. You might either drown since it can't swallow objects larger than maybe 20/25cm or it would more likely spit you out immediately, only a few feet under water.
Killer whales = orca. Orca =/= Whales. The main difference between them is that baleen whales have baleen and two blow holes while dolphins have teeth and one blow hole. Collectively, whales, dolphins and porpoises are known as cetaceans, but they're not "the same"... more like cousins...
Jordan, if you didn't know this before, you will now have a fun fact or an answer to your question. Whales eat only small sea life like plankton, shrimp/krill, and tiny fish. They tend to highly stay away from swallowing large things, especially people. Their mouths have bristle-like teeth at the front to vent out water after they get a mouthful of food, then they swallow of course. Their throats though are too small to swallow a large object. I have never seen any reports of a human dying to any whales except for the killer whale/orca. I hope this information helps you a bit. Also, in my opinion if a human was to be swallowed by a whale (besides orcas) they would probably suffocate or be able to upset the whale to be able to get out.
Um 1, you would be spat out immediately if you were swallowed by a filter whale, think about it if a bug got into your mouth would you let it sit on your tongue? No you would spit it out, which is what would happen if you got into a filter whales mouth, about the bug thing if you eat bugs sorry for that connection, but as most people don't eat bugs I'm pretty sure you would spit it out but it's a different matter when it comes to whales with teeth like sperm whales who would probably chop you up and swallow you, they eat giant squids that's like us eating a chicken leg after eating a feast
I've seen stories of photographers that went into a war zone during a gun fight for pictures half as beautiful as that one... there ain't no f***king way someone wouldn't take that opportunity for that picture. Artists are crazy sometimes.
I actually saw this video to distract myself from "sexy stuff." Then, I was distracted COMPLETELY from that when I saw THIS sexy stuff! I love that video, and I'll never forget it. Now, how'm I gonna get my sister to see this...
Three that's why we die we actually spontaneously combust but from an alive persons POV it just looks like we stop breathing but actually all the water just burns us from the Inside and we turn into one of those birds
Crows from all around all nest in the same place and so they were just gathering to Roost for the night. I'm from Halifax and they all nest on mount St. Vincent every night. The noise is unbearable but it's super cool. Like so he sees this.
9:30 let me tell you something here about chickens... THEY ARE SNEAKY AF. I owned chickens for about 3 years and can safely say that if you have even anywhere close to 10 or more, there is always a chance that they will end up in places you didn't expect. I have literally seen all my chickens gather in one little ridge underneath a small overhang on my house... if you stop watching them and a car for 5 minutes I assure you it is possible it could be in there.
TheTubbyDoughnut no a steady shows that human adults have 60% water and what is the majority is lungs are 83% water while the brain and heart is 73% water
Cmon Brien Davis We all know that was a chicken controlling the rooster, but as CaptainSparklez would have said, "How do you not know there's a rooster in your chicken?!"
I think the pink bouncy outfits were the most "WTF" (with the rooster a close second); the whale and lightning were more along the lines of "epic nature."
wraith dino It's a joke about how whenever Jordan laughs at a clip of animals (like dogs) doing something funny, he asks if it's actually a fatal disease that's killing the animal.
wraith, you edited your comment and still failed to correct your spelling/grammar mistake. Not only are you trying to use "is" instead of "are", but you also spelled it wrong ("us"). Please fix this.
yeah that dock isnt deep at all the whale actualy has a mental disability which means it can swim through physical mater like the floor, yeah its gonna die soon
The joke is that Jordan always jokes that people are going to blame anything cool done by an animal on a mental disease so he made up an absurdly impossible disease TO JOKE
Gotta love how everyone that responded to me completely ignored the part where I said they were part of the porpoise family (Dolphins and such) ... Gotta love it. *All the sarcasm intended...*
6:15, As a PhD of subreddit comments, I would like to explain that the swarm of birds occur due to a rare genetic disease, where all affected birds with the disease all fly drunkenly together in one specified area. 1 like equals 1 prayer to each birdie.
Well actually Jordan, with the possible exception of the sperm whale, it's impossible for you to be swallowed by a whale. Their throats aren't big enough to allow a human through, hence why they eat mostly Plankton.
Kevin Anand they also cant rat a human because they dont chew and they cant open their mouths too much that's why all they eat are krill and other smaller struff
You could get crushed by the mouth though if you're unfortunate enough to not be swallowed. Also, air pressure is one thing. Whales dive deep in water and though you have oxygen inside the mouth, you could die once your lungs feel that you're too deep down in the water and you're not getting enough supply of air.
The reason those birds are doing that is because birds can sense the movement of techtonic plates. Perhaps there was a small earthquake... Maybe? I'm not 100% sure though
First off, you would drown if swallowed but since their throats are only 4in wide, you can't be swallowed whole. You would also die from the pressure of their tongue that occurs when they push the air from their blowhole thing
Execpt for the fact that a whales throat is to small to swallow anything larger than a grapefruit. The only thing that even comes close is an Orca whale, which would only be able to swallow something about as big as your thigh. Not even a sperm whale would be able to. Not only that but the whale would crush you with its tongue before it even got a chance to swallow you.
Angry Bidoof They do belong to the oceanic dolphin family. I was just making a point though. Let me re phrase it then. No whales, not even their cousin the orca whale would come close. Better?
PurpleCody I meant it in a "Orcas are the only whales with big throats, and they're not even whales" jokey kinda way, not a nitpicky thing. Sorry, I'm terrible with tone
Why would that make you want to leave? I was on a cruse and we went into a storm. I didn't want to go swimming but when the swimming pool was doing that I had to jump in. It's an amazing experience.
Jordan: "good thing i never have to worry about snow" **two seconds later** Tectonic plates: "hey guys, its been a while, and i just wanted to remind you AAAAARGH!"
Jordan is the only minecraft YTber that doesnt curse *24/7*, doesnt laugh at everything & speaks decent english Edit: GUYS DanTDM laughs at everything he is not like Jordan in any aspect.
Mr Monkey lmao. It had to be 69, didn't it. rofl. Why couldn't it just be something more innocent like 21 like little memers would understand *l m a o*
To answer your question... yes someone has been swallowed by a whale in documented history.. his name was James Bartley and he was swallowed by a sperm whale in 1909 and the other person swallowed by a whale you actually named and it was Jonah
few holes in the story. 1 he died in 1909 but the incident happened in 1891. if he was swallowed he would have drowned or digested as sperm whales often eat giant squid whole so digested and they swallow their food with water. 2 the ship " star of the east" was a British ship that had no record of James Bartley on board. captains wife was on the ship at the time and said they have never had anyone go over and it wasn't a whaling vessel. 3 the story says that he was in the stomach for 36 hrs. ( more then enough time to digest and pretty sure not that much oxygen in a whale stomach) the whale died from constipation but the whalers cut it open so the meat wouldn't go off?? did they catch it or were they grabbing carcasses.
You know if the zombies came out to fight the fire, I might actually want to life near that cemetary. Normally you'd just have flaming corpses shambling toward you.
the fact the pink suit guys just walk away all professionally like nothing wierd is going on is what makes it amazing
*weird
@@asdfasdfasdfasdf246 no its wierd
Jordan- "Humans and water are just not natural things together "
WE NEED WATER TO SURVIVE
I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES
Random Guy, I was gonna comment that. XD
Thank god Canada does not have earth quakes eh!!!
I HAVE NOT DRUNK PURE WATER FOR 3 YEARS AND I'M 13.
Heh, funny
"humans and water don't go together" We need water to live, alien confirmed.
trains rule i think he means that we dont belong in the water because we are land creatures
Jthrash11 its a joke. 😅
Joshua Finalla well it seems he misunderstood what Jordan meant, or i guess he did and acted like he didnt to make the joke... idk
I think he wasn't acting, it was more like pointing it out to make the "alien confirmed." joke. hahaha but yea, i guess we'll never get the correct answer unless he replies.
Humans are aliens from alien's perspective.
"How do you not know that there is a rooster in your chicken?" 9:23
Gare Bear this made me laugh and i never laugh so you win 10/10 would read again go eat some pizza
OMG lmao
Gare Bear I clicked it over and over
In Soviet Russia, you do not rob store. Store robs you.
exp10der In Soviet Russia, you do not like a comment, a comment likes you.
I liked btw
exp10der lol
lol
That's the point sergeant
in Soviet Russia, you do not reply to a comment, a comment replies to you
15:35 You can see the ripples in the water around where the whale comes up. Those are fish that the whale has rounded up to the surface. So yes, it is getting food.
CamBam75 • Those fish are smaller than grapefruits so your comment is unnecessary
TechnoRazor
I thought it was a basking shark
...?
lol
ANSWER: in the giant rooster one, I did a science report on that, it is a real species of chicken I think local to Asia. So, your safe from lightning turning your birds into that 😂😂
Joe Meep how does it get so big?
Sidney Robinson It's not a rooster, it's a different kind of chicken. Look it up. Pretty sure they're related. Probably.
Nope, it's a rooster. Check out its grills, see the comb? That's sexual dimorphism.
The op referred to it as a chicken because technically the specie is a specie of "chicken," just like bulls are a type of "specie name" cow.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SA- im so sorry I need to control my self.
lol
I absolutely loved the part where he has to go look at his pool, "I just need to see the forces required JESUS CHRIST"
I wonder how long these videos can go on for. This may end up being an 100+ series at this rate ayy. I mean I know I ain't complaining.
Haha yeah if be fine with it. I love this series :D
McMegz Xo I love the prfile pic
There's a subreddit for pretty much everything imaginable (kind of like Reddit's version of rule 34), so this could go on for well over a hundred episodes if Jordan wants to go that far with it.
They could go on forever as long as people keep putting things on the subreddits
its by far the most viewed type of videotype he uploads, so yeah it will keep on coming
Why did the chicken cross the road?
*BECAUSE HE WAS STUCK IN SOME BALD DUDES CAR*
no
margarct bald dudes van
fear the bridge mom said put the phone up or shes gonna break it. its passed your bedtime.
The guys in the suits probably lost a bet.
Well, I don't really need to know who liked my comment. I was only expecting to know one person who liked my comment: me. Thanks, however.
Jordan would probably know a lot about that..
About the 15:30 whale: one would either, but less likely, drown since the mouth of the whale wouldn't close fully with such a large object inside. Whales, in general, don't have a lot of bite force (except maybe the killer whale, but then they aren't really whales) so you wouldn't get hurt from that either. You might either drown since it can't swallow objects larger than maybe 20/25cm or it would more likely spit you out immediately, only a few feet under water.
Project Liquid Killer whales are technically dolphins, which are technically whales, but everything else is spot on
An object such as a human inside a whale would do harm to the whale so it is beneficial for the whale to let said object go free
Killer whales = orca. Orca =/= Whales. The main difference between them is that baleen whales have baleen and two blow holes while dolphins have teeth and one blow hole. Collectively, whales, dolphins and porpoises are known as cetaceans, but they're not "the same"... more like cousins...
everyone in this comment. killer whales are dolphins. It's that simple. Does killer dolphin sound very threatening to you. Or even correct
Just google "are killer whales whales" and it'll immediately tell you that they're whales from the oceanic dolphin family.
6:05
When you wanna go home but you get caught in Itachi's genjutsu.
Blixen hahahahahahhaha
*TSUKUYOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
Blixen Pretty sure that rooster is a tailed beast.
I thought the same thing lol
Blixen why did Kakashi post a video of his memory of when Itachi used Tsukiyomi on him?! Is he bonkers?!
Jordan, if you didn't know this before, you will now have a fun fact or an answer to your question. Whales eat only small sea life like plankton, shrimp/krill, and tiny fish. They tend to highly stay away from swallowing large things, especially people. Their mouths have bristle-like teeth at the front to vent out water after they get a mouthful of food, then they swallow of course. Their throats though are too small to swallow a large object. I have never seen any reports of a human dying to any whales except for the killer whale/orca. I hope this information helps you a bit. Also, in my opinion if a human was to be swallowed by a whale (besides orcas) they would probably suffocate or be able to upset the whale to be able to get out.
Um 1, you would be spat out immediately if you were swallowed by a filter whale, think about it if a bug got into your mouth would you let it sit on your tongue? No you would spit it out, which is what would happen if you got into a filter whales mouth, about the bug thing if you eat bugs sorry for that connection, but as most people don't eat bugs I'm pretty sure you would spit it out but it's a different matter when it comes to whales with teeth like sperm whales who would probably chop you up and swallow you, they eat giant squids that's like us eating a chicken leg after eating a feast
Christian Saladaga im 80% sure you only learned all that from this comment section
The only reports of orcas injuring people have been in captivity, also orcas are dolphins
I was gonna tell him about that XD
Mochi Neko i
Jordan- "Humans and water don't go together"
*Remind me, how much of our bodies are made of water?
:/
TheKidGuardian 71%
0%
Hoomans are very weird
They have more than 0% water
This whole planet is weird
TheKidGuardian 75%
TheKidGuardian hoomans have 69,420% in their bodi, the rest are dank maymays
I rush b everyday lmao
He threw the snowball at your face so he can say "I threw a snowball at a famous RUclipsrs face"
"Humans and water don't mix" captinsparkelz-2017
(Ya need water to live bruh)
Miles Wisner I
Miles Wisner I thought this exact thing xD
Miles Wisner *Africans and water don't mix
Miles Wisner cats need water to live too, but cats and water don't mix..
hibiwy 65
Any photographer in the cemetery fire would call that heaven.
I've seen stories of photographers that went into a war zone during a gun fight for pictures half as beautiful as that one... there ain't no f***king way someone wouldn't take that opportunity for that picture.
Artists are crazy sometimes.
I would indeed
that "mutant" rooster is called a brahma. they are fat...they are fluffy.... I LOVE THEM! (they are not mutants they are chickens i have one)
When I first saw them in the video I was like "......IT'S BEAUTIFUL!"
Foghorn Leghorn looks so angry.
panic! at the crisco, ooooooh! sorry im not an expert....
budder_nugget9000 it's not a silky, its called a brahma
I actually saw this video to distract myself from "sexy stuff." Then, I was distracted COMPLETELY from that when I saw THIS sexy stuff! I love that video, and I'll never forget it. Now, how'm I gonna get my sister to see this...
"Humans and water just don't really mix"
Except humans are 70 percent water
EVERYTHING atleast has some water in them.
Three that's why we die we actually spontaneously combust but from an alive persons POV it just looks like we stop breathing but actually all the water just burns us from the Inside and we turn into one of those birds
The ice thing should have been on the "Whoa Dude" thread
When the crows migrate, they tend to mob up like that. Sometimes they just hover in a contained area. Happened one time over top of my house.
Ya they seem to have a stop at a Walmart in my town they always show up in the winter
I died with the Russia thing, the woman there be like
Yo move you are disturbing, have to check this people😂😂
Nico Furlan i mean she probably had a quotient to meet
Nico Furlan what was funny was look how old she was, she didn't give 0.5 craps
she is not like 60 probably at least 37
quotient...in a gas station....really
'humans and water do not go together' - Jordan 2017
Gaming guy_io even though were made of 72% water
Owen Boffey That was taken out of context, but whatever.
It jardon not Jordan stupid
Crows from all around all nest in the same place and so they were just gathering to Roost for the night. I'm from Halifax and they all nest on mount St. Vincent every night. The noise is unbearable but it's super cool. Like so he sees this.
that is cool man or woman
It was a murder of crows
13:00 damn the flash just ran fast
THE WARDEN DUCK . good one 😀👍
15:55 in "dock"umented history xD
Ha
Jordan: 'Humans and water don't go together well."
The netherlands: Am i a joke to you?
9:30
let me tell you something here about chickens...
THEY ARE SNEAKY AF.
I owned chickens for about 3 years and can safely say that if you have even anywhere close to 10 or more, there is always a chance that they will end up in places you didn't expect. I have literally seen all my chickens gather in one little ridge underneath a small overhang on my house... if you stop watching them and a car for 5 minutes I assure you it is possible it could be in there.
I have 3 chickens and keep having to put over the fence, clipped wings and all.
"humans and water dont go together" captainsparklez our blood is made of 90% water
TheTubbyDoughnut,but they still don't go together
Survival?
TheTubbyDoughnut no a steady shows that human adults have 60% water and what is the majority is lungs are 83% water while the brain and heart is 73% water
still need it dont we
TheTubbyDoughnut if your going on blood alone it's 92% if you don't believe me look it up
non migratory birds some times fly in group formations (typically circles) to stay warm during cold weather.
the rooster look like it came from fallout 4
The chicken after was my granddads chicken... oh fuck.
Big Tidalwave yes
Stroodles And Doodles WTF hahahaha
march 7 yeah your right
march 7 that’s a Brahma chicken
Come on Jordan
We all know whales don't exist
Come on Athoo 05
We all know that was a dog.
Athoo 05 whales what are whales they don't exist
Cmon RealNukerity
We all know that was a rooster that was controlling a human shaped robot
Cmon Brien Davis
We all know that was a chicken controlling the rooster, but as CaptainSparklez would have said, "How do you not know there's a rooster in your chicken?!"
Cmon Carlos Ruiz
We all know that was a car with a ton of chickens in it freaking out because it's doomsday.
"I'm so happy we don't have snow here so this doesn't happen to me."
-sees earthquake pool
"OH GAWD"
That rooster is a rase called Brahma. The biggest males grow to be up to 80 centimeters tall.
It's 3am and I'm laughing super hard at the chicken jumping out of the car. oh my 😂😂
Nathan Fischer that happen in Guildford surrey uk were iam from
Dean Hann That's hilarious. I've never seen anything like that happen haha
The birds are off to Toms house for a quick snack 😂
Rhys James Davies what's that mean?
Rhys James Davies ahahahahahha so true
I hope so. XD
*Ooooh Shiny* _Smack_
-Crows
Ok from that thumbnail alone I can tell we're on the wierd side of Reddit again....
JediJoe2001 totally normal bro
JediJoe2001 both sides of Reddit are the weird side
Jordan goes on a long rant about earthquakes
Me:*Dies laughing at 12:03 in the F***ing morning*
CaptianSparklez takes after Markiplier on the whole Ocean thing.......
The birds are flying from a tornado or a storm (rain and lightning)
Thanks for clarifying but not to be mean but I think people know what storms.
"Humans and water don't go together"-CaptainSparkelz 2017
Those birds are likely some type of crow. The time of day suggests that they are going in to roost for the night in some trees/buildings near by.
Wow, you really do live up to your username
Awwww I was hoping those were miniature buzzards waiting for the end of the world to eat dead meat
or they are fucking starlings
TheBirdNerd or maybe a storm?
6:06-6:20 Itachi control your goddamn genjustu ffs
Wade Wilson this is gold.
Glad you think so
Wade Wilson I'm dying rn 😂😂😂
well played good sir
Wade Wilson e
Captinsparklez: *mentions eye of a hurricane*
Me: in the eye of the hurricane there is quiet... for just a moment.
I think the pink bouncy outfits were the most "WTF" (with the rooster a close second); the whale and lightning were more along the lines of "epic nature."
Flexico Crux that was not a rooster it is a bramian hen
"And there they were, my dad's whole entire side of the family, doin' watersports..."
and today, we have learned something about jardon
actually jardon, those birds have a rare disease and will die in a few days.
Levi Boshnack how is it rare when there us a few thousand in frame?
wraith dino It's a joke about how whenever Jordan laughs at a clip of animals (like dogs) doing something funny, he asks if it's actually a fatal disease that's killing the animal.
wraith, you edited your comment and still failed to correct your spelling/grammar mistake. Not only are you trying to use "is" instead of "are", but you also spelled it wrong ("us"). Please fix this.
Levi Boshnack I was hoping someone would say this
actually it's the end of the world
6:06 Do not worry It's just Itachis Genjutsu..
Ayyyyy, beat you to this kind of comment though ;p
Be honest you probably just seen it on facebook.
Plokon -Sama THINE SHALL FEEL THE DIVINE WRATH OF ITACHI UCHIHA
What a drag
Plokon -Sama
just remember that when you think you did something stupid, that Kurenai tried to use genjutsu on Itachi
Fun fact! In the story of Jonah he was swallowed by a giant fish, not a whale
Kingofgames2000 "giant fish" by most people are interpreted to whale
Oridabomb but whales arent fish. whales are mammals
Angel's right. Just as a bat is defined as a bird in the Bible because it flies.
A bat is a bird of God says so,therefore a whale is a fish if god decrees so
Kingofgames2000 whales can't swallow anything bigger than a grapefruit! So it had to be a giant fish...
*How do you not know there’s a rooster in your chicken?!*
-CaptainSparklez 2017
yeah that dock isnt deep at all the whale actualy has a mental disability which means it can swim through physical mater like the floor, yeah its gonna die soon
Is a joke
The joke is that Jordan always jokes that people are going to blame anything cool done by an animal on a mental disease so he made up an absurdly impossible disease TO JOKE
GalaxyGuy 4632 the one guy who is oblivious to jokes
Ha 😂
Lewis Slaven XD
You would most likely die from the shock of the whale eating you, there is also the huge pressure change as it dives down.
Killer whales (Orca) have teeth. Yes, they are of the porpoise family (Dolphins and the like) But they are still a type of whale.
RadicalKattastrophe actually Killer whales are in fact a species of dolphins, they aren't whales at all.
RadicalKattastrophe orca or killer whales are not whales they are dolphins
RadicalKattastrophe just because a animal has the word whale in its name does not make it a whale.it is like saying that a sea horse is a horse
Gotta love how everyone that responded to me completely ignored the part where I said they were part of the porpoise family (Dolphins and such) ... Gotta love it. *All the sarcasm intended...*
The biggest thing whales could eat is a grape. Thats the biggest thig they can eat. It has to be as bog as a grape or smaller
TikiWakie isn't it as big as a Grapefruit?
what about just in a whale shark's mouth?
thig and bog lol
Pretty sure it's a grape fruit
That's the biggest thing they can eat, but not fit in it's mouth and crush with its several ton tongue.
"I'm not about this holdup" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard you say @captain sparkles!!!!
"entire dad's family watersports". rephrase please
His dad's part of the family meaning the part of the family related to his dad but not his mom
Nice battle network profile pic.
You clearly have never heard the slang term "watersports"... XD
6:15, As a PhD of subreddit comments, I would like to explain that the swarm of birds occur due to a rare genetic disease, where all affected birds with the disease all fly drunkenly together in one specified area.
1 like equals 1 prayer to each birdie.
Yes but what is your knowledge of Bird Law?
5:26 5:35
Leonard Sun can you tell me WHY THERE IS A PIDGON ON MY HEAD
Leonard Sun but it is from bird migration . there are in Houston
as an expert in bird law, I believe you are exploiting birds for likes. *BIRD JAIL FOR YOU!*
I paused and scrolled down the second Jordan said that humans and water don't go together. It's already been covered enough xD
TheDwarburton I read your comment as he literally just said that
When tornadoes are a-blowing, we keep on going"
-GymCam
4:56 Welcome to New England folks
Random Person I live in CT and I fear of that happening every winter
It looks like it could be either.
Random Person ii
New England is my city
Hippo Blob Same 😂
6:17 Bird experts!? Forget them, Itachi has come back for us!!
JJRE123 Yep XD
JJRE123
He was a good guy
Forgot about that
What if the birds predicted a super volcano
TJStar45 then we would be doomed anyway.
Slimey Emeralds 72 true
It's a huge migration
Diy s nooo those are ravens no 🕊🐧🐦🐔 nooo I looked at a ligit animal dictionary
Aarrrr😵😵😵😵😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😂😂😂😂😂🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😩😩😩😩😩🍗🍗🍗 you’re crazy
It's an unkindness of ravens, bad sign especially if you live in tree hill
Diy s crows/ravens don't migrate,chances are it was going to storm there(aka why all the birds are flying in one direction)
Well actually Jordan, with the possible exception of the sperm whale, it's impossible for you to be swallowed by a whale. Their throats aren't big enough to allow a human through, hence why they eat mostly Plankton.
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Most whales would chock if a loaf of bread was to go in their throat thats how small it is (compared to their body)
Kevin Anand they also cant rat a human because they dont chew and they cant open their mouths too much that's why all they eat are krill and other smaller struff
You could get crushed by the mouth though if you're unfortunate enough to not be swallowed. Also, air pressure is one thing. Whales dive deep in water and though you have oxygen inside the mouth, you could die once your lungs feel that you're too deep down in the water and you're not getting enough supply of air.
Kevin Anand and they dont have an appetite for people its mostly krill and plankton
8:37 Is this secretly science starting to change chickens( and roosters) back into dinosaurs!?! XD
The reason those birds are doing that is because birds can sense the movement of techtonic plates. Perhaps there was a small earthquake... Maybe? I'm not 100% sure though
Alexis Johnstone dont believe everything you hear....
no birds do that so that when they are flying to their nests to roost at night nocturnal predators dont eat them, they go in a swarm
the last two killed it
Jordan, you should try to make GeoGuessr videos. Would be nice in my opinion.
EkczHD that'd be great
MrKrieg yea I suggested that before also xD
EkczHD yeaaaa
EkczHD YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Why the f**k would he do that??
Jordan
the biggest thing the biggest whale can Swallow is a...
grapefruit
yep a grapefruit
H games I always learned it was a beach ball but I believe you
FINALLY, SOMEONE KNOWS MARINE BIOLOGY!!!
Ultra-Randomness Incorporated exactly
H games I seriously thought no one would figure this out. Thank God.
First off, you would drown if swallowed but since their throats are only 4in wide, you can't be swallowed whole. You would also die from the pressure of their tongue that occurs when they push the air from their blowhole thing
Chandler Crockett depending on what type of whale you could/couldn't be swallowed by a whale
Chandler Crockett
u know all this yet u say blowhole thing haha lol
Storytime with sparkles
I cant unsee his shiny round forehead. I just suddenly saw it
Withstands even the fearceist force.
Edit: 12:27
explanation for the bird clip? ITS CALLED MIGRATION.
Those are bats not birds and birds would not migrate like that, so frantically especially at night.
9:20 "How do you not know there is a rooster in your chicken"😂😂😂
A dude once got swallowed by a whale, survived, but was literally white (skin-colour) from the whales stomach acid
Execpt for the fact that a whales throat is to small to swallow anything larger than a grapefruit. The only thing that even comes close is an Orca whale, which would only be able to swallow something about as big as your thigh. Not even a sperm whale would be able to. Not only that but the whale would crush you with its tongue before it even got a chance to swallow you.
PurpleCody and Orcas aren't even whales
Angry Bidoof They do belong to the oceanic dolphin family. I was just making a point though. Let me re phrase it then. No whales, not even their cousin the orca whale would come close. Better?
PurpleCody I meant it in a "Orcas are the only whales with big throats, and they're not even whales" jokey kinda way, not a nitpicky thing.
Sorry, I'm terrible with tone
Angry Bidoof Gotcha. For some reason I always feel a need to prove I'm right .-.
THICCy Frank
Thicc pink guy
*t h i c c*
shaking in my boots huh
I hate the Thicc meme.
"I don't feel safe around that fire"
I just imagine that "WTF" stands for "What the Frizzles"
*"I was struck by lightning and bitten by a cobra"*
William Parker-Rivera *"I was struck by a cobra and bitten by a lightning"*
CanadianGamer *"I was bitten by a struck and cobra by a lightning"*
CanadianGamer "*I was struck by a bite and cobrad by lightning*"
what is this
i was lightning by struck and cobra by bitten*
Why would that make you want to leave? I was on a cruse and we went into a storm. I didn't want to go swimming but when the swimming pool was doing that I had to jump in. It's an amazing experience.
In Soviet Russia you don't use a gun gun uses you
Glassesed Ceertg in Soviet Russia guns don't kill people people kill guns
Glassesed Ceertg In Soviet Russia people don't make guns, guns make you.
Lol that's great
His crisis about the swimming pool and the earthquake is the kind of quality content that keeps me coming back to these reddit videos
that cashier is my hero!
I STILL WANT THAT DISS JARDON
fact, there's a story of a sailor being swallowed by a sperm whale off the Falkland Islands in the early 1900s.Feb 25, 2013
Chris McSorley Moby dick?
But sperm whales can chew the food but all whales can only swallow grapefruits and smaller things sperm whales can chew while other ways cant
Whales
Jennifer Simons SPERM Whales with Moby DICK
Taylor Nguyen oh you know what ? fuck off
Jordan: "good thing i never have to worry about snow"
**two seconds later**
Tectonic plates: "hey guys, its been a while, and i just wanted to remind you AAAAARGH!"
Jordan is the only minecraft YTber that doesnt curse *24/7*, doesnt laugh at everything & speaks decent english
Edit:
GUYS DanTDM laughs at everything he is not like Jordan in any aspect.
Lykos X Antvenom
Lykos X uhh he actually does curse when he's mad.
SSundee
Ethoslab.
NEVER cursed, amazing youtuber, good english and amazing content
ssundee laughs at everything
If Jordan's going to go of on a tangent and ask questions, could he please just google it while recording and not move on cliffhanger-style?
Advance493 it's more fun to do it yourself.
lazy bitch
Except he asks like a dozen questions per reddit video to people who he basically won't read their comments
Those birds actually have a deathly deasese and they will die if they ever fly in the same direction to long (jk I have no idea why they did that
Birds + Migration + busy Cities = Crazy scenes from a horror film LOL
The biggest thing a whale can swallow is a grapefruit anything bigger than that will choke the whale
*blue whale
Simon Rysavy yeah
A spermwhale can swallow a human tho
That depends on what whale species we are talking about.
Jordan. Just imagine. That earthquake could've been a very long ways away from the epicenter. But you don't get that luxury. Enjoy :)
I think you mean jardon
8:50 that's the legendary Pokemon in generation 69
Mr Monkey nah, it looks like it's from gen 420
LMAO
Mr Monkey lmao. It had to be 69, didn't it. rofl. Why couldn't it just be something more innocent like 21 like little memers would understand *l m a o*
how fucking deep is that dock
Jordan- "how do you not know that theres a rooster in your chicken?!"
9:20 XD
Jordan, whales are mammals. Their stomachs aren't filled with water.
Wait, do any animals have water naturally in their stomachs? Let me know!
at least 3
I think you mean jardon
Whales cant swallow you, the biggest this blue whale can swallow is a grapefruit.
With one exception, the Sperm Whale, due to it being a toothed whale as opposed to a baleen whale
MyAbridged Thanks I never knew that. I usually just research blue whales so.
To answer your question... yes someone has been swallowed by a whale in documented history.. his name was James Bartley and he was swallowed by a sperm whale in 1909 and the other person swallowed by a whale you actually named and it was Jonah
The guy died from the stomach acid and the whale died from constipation and that's how the researchers found him inside the stomach
few holes in the story. 1 he died in 1909 but the incident happened in 1891. if he was swallowed he would have drowned or digested as sperm whales often eat giant squid whole so digested and they swallow their food with water. 2 the ship " star of the east" was a British ship that had no record of James Bartley on board. captains wife was on the ship at the time and said they have never had anyone go over and it wasn't a whaling vessel. 3 the story says that he was in the stomach for 36 hrs. ( more then enough time to digest and pretty sure not that much oxygen in a whale stomach) the whale died from constipation but the whalers cut it open so the meat wouldn't go off?? did they catch it or were they grabbing carcasses.
You know if the zombies came out to fight the fire, I might actually want to life near that cemetary.
Normally you'd just have flaming corpses shambling toward you.
The thumbnail is t h i c c
I like my women like i like my pizza
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