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  • @MilenaSimsic
    @MilenaSimsic 7 лет назад +3914

    If Ramsey got me $6000 worth of kitchen equipment, I would thank him profusely, get rid of all of the furniture in my bedroom, stuff the kitchen equipment in there, and sleep happily on the fucking grill.

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 7 лет назад +106

      Same here. Hard to believe some people are that ungrateful

    • @tomtonka1915
      @tomtonka1915 7 лет назад +10

      I don't think it was a present I think it was their money he used to buy it.

    • @neikolasg
      @neikolasg 7 лет назад +132

      Tom tonka no, anytime Gordon replaces equipment it's with the shows budget or his money, not the restaurants money lmfao

    • @tomtonka1915
      @tomtonka1915 7 лет назад +2

      Well there ya go.

    • @getamber2671
      @getamber2671 7 лет назад +24

      Nicole Stafford You act as if they'd want the grill to be on while they're sleeping.

  • @justin96130
    @justin96130 7 лет назад +5567

    Gordon is the guy who would come back from the dead to complain about the food being served at his funeral.

    • @danstokes640
      @danstokes640 7 лет назад +167

      WhiteGenocideResistor THIS BODY IS FUCKING RAAAAAW

    • @lambda3013
      @lambda3013 6 лет назад +12

      Also starring Patrick Bateman

    • @thomasjackson6971
      @thomasjackson6971 6 лет назад +4

      Terrible joke

    • @assassineofasgaard
      @assassineofasgaard 6 лет назад +13

      Thats disgusting!! Look at this worms everywhere.

    • @yiannoscyprus
      @yiannoscyprus 6 лет назад +35

      Oh God I can already picture it...
      **comes out of coffin**
      -THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RAW!
      **food comes back to the kitchen**
      Chef: These people are full of shit! They don't know how a real sandwich is supposed to be made!
      Ramsey: THE FUCKING HAM IS RAW YOU DUMBASS! THE BREAD IS NOT EVEN TOASTED!
      Chef: **sighs**
      Ramsey: Are you so in denial that you can't even make a FUCKING SANDWICH!?
      ...
      *Funeral Nightmares*

  • @deargodplshelpmeaah
    @deargodplshelpmeaah 7 лет назад +4023

    the confession part was literally the best bit I've ever seen on kitchen nightmares

    • @brookita05
      @brookita05 6 лет назад +18

      Hubert Turanski omg me, too . This is great

    • @redbloodcell4047
      @redbloodcell4047 6 лет назад +160

      Shame the US version relied on drama and ridiculous sound effects to reach the audience.

    • @redbloodcell4047
      @redbloodcell4047 6 лет назад +28

      smellslikevin Look at it this way - most TV in both the UK and US is shit. If people stopped watching the shit stuff then the tv studios would stop making it.

    • @mugiworld
      @mugiworld 6 лет назад +3

      butthurt bitch lmao

    • @user-nj5mo9nv6s
      @user-nj5mo9nv6s 6 лет назад +50

      @@redbloodcell4047 I'm an American and I prefer this version because of that reason. The sound effects are so annoying

  • @memyself717
    @memyself717 4 года назад +1154

    (Loses £5000 a week).
    Owner: "It's our cash cow".

    • @sponish0
      @sponish0 4 года назад +24

      Me Myself they were literally giving away food for cheaper than it costs them to buy and prepare it and saying it’s their cash cow lol

    • @joshpickles9022
      @joshpickles9022 4 года назад +25

      That man needs a crash course in how a business works bless him.

    • @nathanirwin01
      @nathanirwin01 3 года назад +29

      Udderly ridiculous

    • @terrancedactielle5460
      @terrancedactielle5460 3 года назад +20

      @@nathanirwin01 that joke takes the brisket.

    • @shawndimery
      @shawndimery 3 года назад +17

      @@terrancedactielle5460 Well if you don’t like it, MOOve on to the next video

  • @kerrykatona6478
    @kerrykatona6478 7 лет назад +8406

    Father Gordon: My son do you have a confession to make?
    Me: I once served Lamb without the sauce
    Father Gordon: Get out of my Church.

  • @ScoobyandShaggy5554
    @ScoobyandShaggy5554 7 лет назад +1619

    Gordon: What are you watching?
    Gordon's Daughter: Frozen
    Gordon: Fuck me

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 7 лет назад +81

      Shaggy Rogers
      Gordon: "Are you watching Moana?"
      Daughter: "No, it's Frozen"
      Gordon: "Oh, fuck me"
      that's better

    • @misteremann687
      @misteremann687 7 лет назад +27

      McBehrer are you watching ratatouille?
      Is even better

    • @toriwalthers9916
      @toriwalthers9916 7 лет назад +2

      Shaggy Rogers lmaooooooo

    • @Kingaztecthefirst
      @Kingaztecthefirst 7 лет назад +38

      Gordon: "What are you watching?"
      Son: "Raw.."
      Gordon: "Fuck me."

    • @inazumacurial842
      @inazumacurial842 2 года назад +1

      @@McBehrer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Saablito24
    @Saablito24 7 лет назад +4165

    Gordon: Are the grills and fryers fresh?
    Chef: No it comes packaged
    Gordon: Bloody Hell...

    • @rayxiang6874
      @rayxiang6874 7 лет назад +4

      XD

    • @richardcletus6026
      @richardcletus6026 7 лет назад +58

      convict thug, I keep thinking those jokes are going to get old. It's like iron, the more you strike the harder it gets. Bloody golden

    • @fknjoee3694
      @fknjoee3694 7 лет назад +2

      Nice profile pic 😂

    • @queenoforalsex3238
      @queenoforalsex3238 5 лет назад

      Facts

    • @maxmustermann2676
      @maxmustermann2676 4 года назад +2

      Now season those fryers beautifully...

  • @unknowntrapper5779
    @unknowntrapper5779 7 лет назад +3382

    If your food was good then you wouldn't need Gordon Ramsey

    • @Greatlicht
      @Greatlicht 7 лет назад +6

      @FixPlayEdit I guess you really truly want English language to become a dead language, already has people that cant even speak english properly or even use your or you're properly anymore. Don't lie you will cringe harder at gangsters that speak rubbish like a bitch than i have made a comment direct to that native english bastard that cant even use your or you're properly. Sadly indeed, and rest of us will soon speak that rubbish language in near future and you will regrets it for told me that.

    • @ezen8832
      @ezen8832 7 лет назад +37

      lelouch light holy shit stfu. you call out others for their bad english while you cant spell for shit yourself. fking hypocrite keyboard warrior that dwells in his mothers house

    • @Greatlicht
      @Greatlicht 7 лет назад +4

      Again fail with stfu and fking. you have no problem to censor fucking but not shit? Damn your english is so shit you deserve to be in russia because that all they speak like a rubbish.

    • @ezen8832
      @ezen8832 7 лет назад +28

      lelouch light oh now i get it! youre a troll! well done sir. i actually fell for it. no one can actually be this stupid and still try to sound smart. hats off to you :D

    • @Henry-nt1dm
      @Henry-nt1dm 7 лет назад

      Ezoh lmao xD

  • @thewilliam2223
    @thewilliam2223 7 лет назад +2294

    "Aren't the cows beautiful"
    But Gordon they are FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKINNNGGG RAAAAW!

    • @perfecz5548
      @perfecz5548 7 лет назад +6

      Paladin Danse yawn

    • @Krytern
      @Krytern 7 лет назад +10

      After reading this a hundred times you're not original or funny.

    • @maksudtemel7015
      @maksudtemel7015 7 лет назад +1

      Paladin Danse lmao 😂

    • @Natsfan-ck5xg
      @Natsfan-ck5xg 7 лет назад

      lmao I'm dead

    • @johnwhinery1342
      @johnwhinery1342 7 лет назад +2

      Ad Victoriam brother, now what are we gonna do about the cows.

  • @DyingToLive310
    @DyingToLive310 7 лет назад +462

    Cow: "Uhhh they're just petting me right?"

  • @NMKM25516
    @NMKM25516 7 лет назад +2112

    Gordon: Who's that?
    Owner: My wife.
    Gordon: Fuck me.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 4 года назад +157

    I'm not sure that manager knows what a "cash cow" is. If he thinks it means the cows are eating all the cash, well then yeah, he's right.

  • @Hustwick
    @Hustwick 5 лет назад +325

    Owner: This carvery is our cash cow
    Gordon: You lose £5000 a week ....
    Viewer: ... How do these people get their job?

  • @NinjaGuy91919
    @NinjaGuy91919 7 лет назад +339

    Gordon: What is a business that's losing 4-5 grand a week?!
    Scott: Well it's a business that needs turning aroun-
    Gordon: *IT'S SHIIIIIT SCOTT*

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 6 лет назад +7

      GetTheFlammenwerfer But the carvery is the cash cow... been here for 20 years...etc

  • @de_showstep
    @de_showstep 7 лет назад +4822

    i want to confess my sins to gordon

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow 7 лет назад +49

      Space Potato God/Gordon, same thing.

    • @kalashnikov1343
      @kalashnikov1343 7 лет назад +70

      Space Potato What sins could a potato in space possibly confess?

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 7 лет назад +105

      Charle Magne You don't want to know ;-;

    • @kalashnikov1343
      @kalashnikov1343 7 лет назад +51

      Potato Another potato? What is you potatos have been doing that us non-potatos are unaware of?

    • @emerydo5937
      @emerydo5937 7 лет назад +27

      did you forget the lamb sauce???

  • @m4sterb1rd
    @m4sterb1rd 7 лет назад +1359

    "Frank is a very lazy cook. He doesn't even fry the eggplants anymore. My mother and father end up frying it."

    • @kyle-vj4lx
      @kyle-vj4lx 7 лет назад +124

      h4wk 2k you're not saying it properly.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 лет назад +86

      Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting Wamsays.

    • @sorafujioka7953
      @sorafujioka7953 6 лет назад +2

      Im just gonna leave this at 666 likes

    • @davidwhitfield7864
      @davidwhitfield7864 5 лет назад +58

      @@kyle-vj4lx Fwank is a wery lazy cook. He dozen even fwy the eggplant any more, my mudda and farda end up fwyin it.

    • @cringeworthycontent7513
      @cringeworthycontent7513 5 лет назад +9

      It's mudda and faddu frwing it

  • @crupo123
    @crupo123 7 лет назад +1351

    Gordon: "is this joke original??"
    Chef: " no it's copied"
    Gordon:" fuck me!"

  • @Nanthecowdog
    @Nanthecowdog 5 лет назад +238

    “Where do you get the brisket?”
    Cow: The WHAT

  • @whiteloudd4274
    @whiteloudd4274 7 лет назад +329

    "you bought a head fuck"

  • @StrongBalloonChris
    @StrongBalloonChris 7 лет назад +618

    ''It's used in a polite way''
    ''IT'S SHIT, Scott''
    xD

    • @ste887
      @ste887 5 лет назад +1

      @Andre Bell i wouldnt say stupid, id say inexperienced, but i agree with you he could have worded that much better

    • @timsplanet2
      @timsplanet2 4 года назад +1

      What have his kids done to you?

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 6 лет назад +1276

    Gordon: "Alright, where is the sun?"
    Guy: *(points to the moon)*

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 лет назад +23

      BigBrotherMateyka To be fair...if its a solar eclipse then they would be spot on

    • @thatwelshman2713
      @thatwelshman2713 6 лет назад +11

      Broken Wave
      they’d also be fucking blind

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 лет назад +4

      Unknown 2031 Blind from pointing to it? You dont have to stare directly to point at the sun

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 6 лет назад +2

      To be completely fair there are lots of people who have no idea what cut of meat comes from where, and while a chef probably should a lot of these guys probably never went to culinary school and are working on hands on knowledge.

    • @harrison777ify2
      @harrison777ify2 5 лет назад

      This doesn't really make sense as the moon and sun often can't be seen at the same time...

  • @stephenclark3230
    @stephenclark3230 7 лет назад +1824

    Oh it's good to see Gordon Ramsey being respectful and abstaining from profane language in a house of go---nevermind..

    • @alfatazer_8991
      @alfatazer_8991 7 лет назад +132

      Stephen Clark Considering the work he does I think The Lord can pardon a few of them.

    • @RJALEXANDER777
      @RJALEXANDER777 7 лет назад +113

      I don't remember "Thy shalt not curse" when I read my Bible at school. Far as I can tell its not God who cares about profanity, just people.

    • @drowsy5022
      @drowsy5022 7 лет назад +22

      Rob Alexander you should probably re-read

    • @theonv.
      @theonv. 7 лет назад +3

      RamsAy

    • @melody3741
      @melody3741 6 лет назад +72

      Rob Alexander the bible says nothing about our modern curse words. The bible says to literally not curse people. Nothing whatsoever about our invented rude words.

  • @liamm7310
    @liamm7310 7 лет назад +1691

    0:46 Did Gordon just swear in a church? Holy sh*t 😂

    • @feistyfinn9365
      @feistyfinn9365 7 лет назад +290

      Holy Shit = The Bible

    • @andresgonzalez9711
      @andresgonzalez9711 7 лет назад +17

      I spit out my water omfg

    • @DeepDreamLullaby
      @DeepDreamLullaby 7 лет назад +7

      Anti-Depressent Hyper Concentrated Clorox Bleach Get out stupid idiot

    • @erithacus8465
      @erithacus8465 7 лет назад +9

      RushingDolphin
      lul, and I thought dolphins were supposed to be smart animals

    • @escapefromtibet2530
      @escapefromtibet2530 7 лет назад +39

      Spinning Point they are. And that's why they are not religious :)

  • @Niznuts123
    @Niznuts123 7 лет назад +341

    It's honestly mind boggling how these owners act. You losing shit loads of money, your obviously doing something wrong. You call Ramsey for help yet you don't accept his criticism. What did you accept to hear??? "You guys are doing everything right, but I guess you guys are just shit out of luck sorry"

    • @matthewaltig4857
      @matthewaltig4857 7 лет назад +19

      Niznuts123 Let's not forget that after FINALLY getting new equipment to help them in their business , how does he act? He acts like Gordon somehow offended him! Gordon shows some form of help to keep this restaurant going and the ungrateful owner pretty much say "No, i don't like this equipment that can help save my business. I want my shitty old equipment back." It's honestly infuriating how he acts when someone tries to help him and his failing restaurant.

    • @junebuggy240
      @junebuggy240 7 лет назад +10

      Think about it, you've spent 20 years with a certain type of restaurant. In your mind, there's nothing wrong with the concept but it needs freshening up and revamping to be as successful as it used to be. Someone comes along and flings what you've spent so much time on in the trash and tells you to 180* change, pay hella expensive prices for fancy beef and cater to a completely different rich demographic. It's understandable why he's reluctant.

    • @GeneralAdmission_1
      @GeneralAdmission_1 7 лет назад +5

      Ishan Juneja no, he's delusional

    • @theonv.
      @theonv. 7 лет назад

      RamsAy

  • @LazarheaD
    @LazarheaD 7 лет назад +2901

    Gordon ate bad food for our sins!

  • @masteridiot123
    @masteridiot123 7 лет назад +142

    "Its been there for twenty years-"
    "And for twenty years, was there any profit?"
    "... well, uh... um..."
    "Case fucking closed."

  • @jonathanvaca-ramirez6704
    @jonathanvaca-ramirez6704 7 лет назад +694

    Disney:we're making a new movie
    Gordon:what's it's called
    Disney:frozen
    Gordon:fuck me

    • @hafi8121
      @hafi8121 7 лет назад +12

      Galactic Hero it's not that funny that's the obvious joke

    • @alyizakelly6393
      @alyizakelly6393 6 лет назад

      Galactic Hero I'm the 666 person to like this

  • @Weegee766
    @Weegee766 5 лет назад +67

    “It’s a business, it needs turning around.”
    *gets all new equipment*
    “What have you done?!”

  • @s1lverp3nguin
    @s1lverp3nguin 7 лет назад +326

    Wow that confession sequence was shot beautifully

  • @redbandmedia79
    @redbandmedia79 6 лет назад +88

    Cow: 'Ah, really? I'm standing right here fellas'.

  • @xentys0
    @xentys0 7 лет назад +685

    the beginning just made me notice how much i like the UK series. the us is amusing with the hilariously dramatic music which makes it seem world war three will gonna break out every moment. but the UK one has this professional, way more realistic feeling. plus i like the colors. more gritty id say in lack of a better term. or more deep, more realistic

    • @spookylemon4947
      @spookylemon4947 6 лет назад +49

      richhomiedslime
      That’s UK TV in general, in terms of reality shows such as this and comedies, they are far more realistic and show the imperfections of life. With the greyer weather, pauses in dialogue and less cuts in dialogue.

    • @StrikeforceJedi
      @StrikeforceJedi 6 лет назад +38

      The gritty feeling is due to the dull, wet weather and moldy, moist dog shit.

    • @zackzack9341
      @zackzack9341 6 лет назад +33

      slime
      I like UK's police they don't instantly gun you down as soon as they arive thinking the toothbrush that you are holding is a gun

    • @zackzack9341
      @zackzack9341 6 лет назад +4

      Gail Tilsley
      In my day we didn't have school shootings good luck dogging em bullets!

    • @jordanreynolds1498
      @jordanreynolds1498 6 лет назад

      Agreed

  • @mitchkeller5055
    @mitchkeller5055 7 лет назад +853

    The place is now closed and surprise surprise they blame Ramsey for it. Everyone but your shitty food. Perhaps you're close because you scrapped his ideas and went right back to serving the exact same crap you were when he first walked in.

    • @tengkualiff
      @tengkualiff 7 лет назад +18

      ikr

    • @maryudomah4387
      @maryudomah4387 6 лет назад +58

      It's never your fault. It's always someone else's fault.

    • @tvrdy3
      @tvrdy3 6 лет назад +42

      Its easier to blame world known chef than themselves.. Bunch of losers

    • @redbloodcell4047
      @redbloodcell4047 6 лет назад +68

      Happened with the lobster kitchen in times square, owners reverted back to their old ways after a massive investment from Gordon and closed a few months after. They blamed it on Gordon despite the fact they were almost a million dollars in debt beforehand.

    • @yopi_yopi
      @yopi_yopi 6 лет назад +25

      Well they can keep blaming him, he is not the one failing nor wrong...

  • @franntsb
    @franntsb 7 лет назад +608

    After watching The Incredibles
    Gordon: Which hero was your favourite?
    Me: Frozone.
    Gordon: Fuck me!

    • @d.gerstmann4930
      @d.gerstmann4930 6 лет назад +3

      Frannts B more like Gazerbeam

    • @qures5763
      @qures5763 6 лет назад +4

      I didn't get this for two seconds, but I do now... all I have to say is "oof"

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 6 лет назад +4

      "honeeeey where is mah supah suit?"

    • @RichardtheFilmGeek
      @RichardtheFilmGeek 6 лет назад +1

      More like Syndrome

    • @Phelan666
      @Phelan666 5 лет назад +1

      Gordon: Whats your favorite DBZ villain?
      Me: Frieza.
      Gordon: BLOODY HELL!

  • @brucelamberton8819
    @brucelamberton8819 5 лет назад +94

    I'd be ecstatic if someone gave me six grand of kitchen equipment, and I don't even have a restaurant!

    • @African.empress
      @African.empress 3 года назад +1

      But you have a kitchen 👁️👄👁️

  • @Mububban23
    @Mububban23 4 года назад +16

    Underneath all the swearing and scowling, Gordon Ramsay is really kind and caring. He'll only tear strips off people to make them pull their head out of their arse, then he goes about helping them. Watch him on one of his kids cooking shows and he is the sweetest, loveliest, most encouraging mentor imaginable. And watching him with his kids, he's a big teddy bear.
    But definitely a teddy bear with some claws :-D

  • @grappleapple475
    @grappleapple475 7 лет назад +276

    No dramatic music makes it so much better

    • @Strider_JM
      @Strider_JM 5 лет назад +18

      The UK version was so much more genuine

    • @JLG629
      @JLG629 5 лет назад +3

      Strider The US version wouldn’t be nearly as popular as it is if it was shot the way the UK version is. America is used to dramatic reality shows rather than uncut documentary footage.

    • @movie0007
      @movie0007 3 года назад +1

      @@JLG629 And from what form of evidence do you base your comment on, that "America is used to dramatic reality shows"? I'm an American who lives in America, and I can tell you, "dramatic reality shows" are the last thing I enjoy watching. Average American citizens have no input on what the TV studios decide to put on TV.
      Last I had heard, it was Gordon Ramsay himself who wanted his American TV shows to be full of dramatic music and annoying sound effects.

  • @kn5w
    @kn5w 7 лет назад +32

    I remember seeing this episode. That place no longer exists. Reverted back to its old ways and paid for it.

    • @denismarincas377
      @denismarincas377 7 лет назад

      SkirkRidgeEX what year was this?

    • @KillTheCupcakes
      @KillTheCupcakes 3 года назад +1

      Lmaooooo Poor Ramsay wasting his time with these people

    • @squilliamfancyson1080
      @squilliamfancyson1080 3 года назад +4

      @@KillTheCupcakes He's not wasting his time. Whether the restaurant succeeds or not he still gets his footage and he still gets paid.
      I'm sure he prefers to see these restaurants be successful but his first priority in Kitchen Nightmares is producing television entertainment.

    • @KillTheCupcakes
      @KillTheCupcakes 3 года назад +4

      @@squilliamfancyson1080 huh??? Are you stupid? Gordon has said plenty of times “fuck the television show, this is about your success in the food industry”. He doesn’t give a shit about making a paycheck for the show. He cares about the restaurant’s fate. You obviously know nothing about who Gordon Ramsay is or what he stands for.

    • @squilliamfancyson1080
      @squilliamfancyson1080 3 года назад +9

      @@KillTheCupcakes Do you really believe Gordon would be doing this shit if there was no show and no paycheck? If the success of a restuarant was really more important than money or fame then explain to me why he doesn't still do this now that Kitchen Nightmares has ended?
      If you truly think the most famous chef in the world cares more about some pathetic failure of restaurant owned by some delusional asshole he met less than week ago more than his own smash hit TV show then you are hopelessly naive.

  • @trags3
    @trags3 7 лет назад +43

    Gordon: Can I please have a glass of water?
    Owner: Yes sir.
    Gordon: What's the rule #1!?
    Owner: Never keep raw next to cooked sir.
    Gordon: WHY IS THE RAW WATER NEXT TO COOKED WATER?
    Owner: *Speechless*
    Gorson: Do us all a favor and fuck off will ya?

  • @jarrodconnolly4004
    @jarrodconnolly4004 7 лет назад +240

    The Euro version of this show is so much more pleasant than the american. Instead of all the "hidden camera" it's so much more personal and less frantic. I like it.

    • @jakedeane5304
      @jakedeane5304 7 лет назад +35

      Jarrod Connolly the fuck is ‘euro’ it’s British you dickhead 😂

    • @shugo541
      @shugo541 6 лет назад +16

      he knew that euro meant european. His point was that there is no Euro version. It's the british version. That's like saying "the asian version" or "the north american version". There's countries inside those vast areas he was referencing to.

    • @CandiiCake
      @CandiiCake 5 лет назад +9

      I mean there are episodes where he goes to France and Spain, but alrighty then.

    • @simplytee1000
      @simplytee1000 5 лет назад +1

      XAndroid1 it’s just us British never refer to ourselves as being European this is a lot to do with never being accepted or respected in the European Union

    • @diddlenfiddle7311
      @diddlenfiddle7311 5 лет назад +7

      @@jakedeane5304 well Britain is in Europe so he wouldn't be wrong saying it

  • @ryans413
    @ryans413 6 лет назад +229

    Lol I love how Gordon's in church but still swears lol

    • @doveroneill4014
      @doveroneill4014 6 лет назад +3

      Ryan Scherbluk i know i was shocked 😮

    • @rozasupreme
      @rozasupreme 5 лет назад +10

      It WAS a church. It's now a restaurant

    • @sanctusignis9746
      @sanctusignis9746 5 лет назад +11

      @Carlos Muchos AAAND get away with it for decades...
      If the omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent God doesn't mind kids being sodomised, I bet swearing doesn't even factor...he's probably a sadistic pervert who likes to watch or he doesn't exist
      I'll let myself out...

    • @bibi8613
      @bibi8613 5 лет назад +1

      @@sanctusignis9746 uGHHHH THIS COMMENT SECTION WAS GETTING SO GOOD

    • @sanctusignis9746
      @sanctusignis9746 5 лет назад +3

      @@bibi8613 I did let myself out...why did you tag me back in? And why are you capping? Go chant the rosary or something...mjinga

  • @jigglefloyd
    @jigglefloyd 7 лет назад +87

    Apparently if a restaurant loses 4-5k a week it's still a 'cash cow' according to this IT Consultant owner of a failing restaurant.

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 6 лет назад +11

      I hope he is not managing projects. "Yes, we are 50million over budget but this depolyment project has been running for the last 10 years and is our cash cow"

    • @KendrickMan
      @KendrickMan 5 лет назад

      Probably used to managing a call center. They literally don't need to turn profits because local governments will create tax incentives for them to make temporary jobs.

    • @fresch4395
      @fresch4395 5 лет назад +1

      No wonder he is no IT consultant anymore

    • @bla7091
      @bla7091 2 года назад

      I don't think he'd make a good IT consultant if his business intuition is like this...

  • @theactualcanadian8300
    @theactualcanadian8300 4 года назад +9

    “Forgive me Gordon, for I have sinned. It was raw.”
    “Say 3 donkeys and a lamb sauce.”

  • @junghunt8645
    @junghunt8645 3 года назад +8

    Loved when the chef was crying & Gordon called him “Big Boy.”

  • @itxofficial8281
    @itxofficial8281 7 лет назад +19

    6:12 "IT'S SHIIIIIIIT, SCOTT" - bwahahahaha I just love Gordon :P

  • @danielm1317
    @danielm1317 4 года назад +35

    "look at me big boy"
    Funniest thing said in confession

  • @quacking
    @quacking 7 лет назад +20

    6:45 Can we just pause for a moment to appreciate the perfection of that camerawork

  • @GenericHandle185
    @GenericHandle185 7 лет назад +50

    If you cut a hole in a net, there's less holes

  • @oliverjenks2021
    @oliverjenks2021 3 года назад +2

    No one else feeling bad on that cow literally being described how it's gonna get cut up in front of it.

    • @grease_monkey6078
      @grease_monkey6078 3 года назад +1

      No, because cows don't give a shit, they dont think like humans we add the emotional distress to situations to make us feel better, narcasissm at its finest. Animals like cows and pigs are farmed for slaughter simple as that, they are not distressed and they are killed humainley without pain (trust me I have seen it with my own eyes at a sheep farm)

  • @noahboat580
    @noahboat580 7 лет назад +720

    Gordon: "is this ice frozen?"
    Chef: "yea."
    Gordon: "fuck me"

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 7 лет назад +5

      iamFerriz ey yo, can you sub to me? please my pet rock died

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 7 лет назад +8

      ***** ey can you subscribe to my channel where i eat perogies, my pet sand died

  • @swimfast724
    @swimfast724 4 года назад +4

    Honestly, this is so heartening. This is a really good way to get everything "out on the table" without being criticized or being afraid because your manager is listening. But Gordon listens, and he actually cares about the people, not just the numbers. He's such a great guy geez I love him so much ❤

  • @flukeman022
    @flukeman022 5 лет назад +27

    Manager was worried Gordon's idea would damaged his business when he was losing 5grand a week?

  • @pewpew1645
    @pewpew1645 7 лет назад +17

    Gordon: Are your sins fresh?
    Chef: They're frozen
    Gordon: Fuck me

  • @LewisHerd
    @LewisHerd 7 лет назад +28

    damn the cinematography is mad in the first couple minutes of this clip.

  • @pinkamouse1175
    @pinkamouse1175 7 лет назад +238

    I drive past this place been closed down for years

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 7 лет назад +1

      Ha.

    • @cort9093
      @cort9093 7 лет назад +47

      Walter Martishius these episodes are episodes of the old tv series "Kitchen nightmare"

    • @Beemstarr
      @Beemstarr 7 лет назад +10

      Walter Martishius the show is old

    • @doctor99267
      @doctor99267 7 лет назад +5

      pinkamouse That's sad.

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 6 лет назад +3

      Cause he wanted to run a carvery

  • @DasLPEis
    @DasLPEis 4 года назад +3

    Gordon was so ahead of his time, even back then he was trying to stop Corona from spreading by keeping a wall between him and the others. Top man

  • @richardbodenham4733
    @richardbodenham4733 3 года назад +3

    "The carvery is fucked and the priory is in the shit"
    We can all agree that this is a soundbite for now.

  • @peterbowman5358
    @peterbowman5358 7 лет назад +28

    I loved how he was chopping the animal up in his mind to show where the sirloin is cut from.

  • @ianrae1546
    @ianrae1546 5 лет назад +14

    Losing 4-5k per week and then says the carvery was the "cash cow".
    You don't have a cash cow you knob...You're losing money!

  • @drummattk
    @drummattk 7 лет назад +14

    4:11 cow's like 'I'm getting nervous'

  • @hiker64
    @hiker64 3 года назад +4

    Every one of these restaurant owners: "My food's a 10 out of 10 - Gordon's gonna love it!"

    • @billybaggins1443
      @billybaggins1443 3 года назад

      Gordon afterwards: "food is shit, very bland".

  • @karmicbacklash
    @karmicbacklash 3 года назад +4

    Scott: "It's the same phrase just put in a polite way"
    Gordon: "It's SHIIIIIT Scott!!"

  • @jefftkey
    @jefftkey 7 лет назад +347

    In case anyone else in curious:
    6000 pounds = $7517.52 US

    • @jakedeane5304
      @jakedeane5304 7 лет назад +6

      jefftkey it's dropped like fuck...

    • @bobson_dugnutt
      @bobson_dugnutt 6 лет назад +77

      6000 pounds is actually 2722 kilograms.

    • @lhaegreenleaf
      @lhaegreenleaf 6 лет назад +34

      @@bobson_dugnutt this is it. This is the one. The comment that absolutely shattered my sanity.

    • @alexmckenzie1063
      @alexmckenzie1063 5 лет назад

      J BC I just spat my water out bahhaah

    • @uselessmedia858
      @uselessmedia858 5 лет назад +6

      We don't have dollars. We have little bits of green paper that aren't backed up by shit because our government is garbage.

  • @JonB1995
    @JonB1995 7 лет назад +70

    Nino would be grateful for some new cleaning equipment.

    • @forcedentry2010
      @forcedentry2010 5 лет назад +6

      Nino has a picture of himself being grateful for some new cleaning equipment.

    • @michaeldiekmann6494
      @michaeldiekmann6494 5 лет назад +1

      Nino only needs pictures of new cleaning equipment.

    • @daniaayesh2077
      @daniaayesh2077 5 лет назад

      Who is Nino?? What the story

  • @NeroAngelo616
    @NeroAngelo616 7 лет назад +10

    6:10 My favourite version of how Gordon says something is shit.

  • @mastermouth
    @mastermouth 3 года назад +3

    This has got to be the most bizarre Kitchen Nightmares scene ever 😂 Gordon taking confession and chatting utterly weird shit

  • @TheClarkBark
    @TheClarkBark 4 года назад +23

    Gordon: “You need a grill. Come with me. See these cows? Kill them.”

  • @JeanPhDV
    @JeanPhDV 7 лет назад +7

    God: yo gordon you can't say the f word inside a church.
    Gordon: fuck me !

  • @pyrofoxfp4606
    @pyrofoxfp4606 7 лет назад +8

    Gordon: "is the ice fresh?"
    Waiter: "no it's frozen"
    Gordon: "oh fuck me"

  • @TheRock2988r
    @TheRock2988r 6 лет назад +6

    Gordon: “top text”
    Chef: “bottom text”

  • @ibieiniid4240
    @ibieiniid4240 5 лет назад +2

    3:15
    Gordon: This is some of the best home-reared beef in the country.
    Cows: I'm sorry, did you just say beef?

  • @urosmarjanovic663
    @urosmarjanovic663 3 года назад +10

    I'd bet that 99% of these owners/managers simply thought: well, being on this show is a HUGE marketing opportunity, we don't need to change if customers see this.
    However, for the most of them, show mainly made them look like complete muppets and their food as shit.

  • @motusimmortalum
    @motusimmortalum 5 лет назад +1

    Gordon is actually a really chill dude when he’s not dealing with idiots

  • @IL0VETHE0FFICE
    @IL0VETHE0FFICE 7 лет назад +11

    "Forgive me Gordon, I have sinned"

  • @BusaLova
    @BusaLova 6 лет назад +1

    I love the type of questions Gordon asks in the confession booth and the faces he pulls. It's like he's waiting for the pile of shit to be unveiled. Already knows the answer before asking, just needs to know the specifics. It's very entertaining and it speaks to the experience the guy has that he finds the wrongs of the business way before the staff do.

  • @tobiasziesmann1720
    @tobiasziesmann1720 7 лет назад +5

    Gordon Ramsay now standing in for a priest, this is wonderful xD lol xD

  • @N0rmandy
    @N0rmandy 4 года назад +2

    I have watched a lot of these and I'll never understand how these owners think that buying a dying business, change nothing of its business model and think it's fine.

  • @lynnehuff9659
    @lynnehuff9659 7 лет назад +13

    I truly love the comments on Gordon Ramsays shows. Really funny and fun.
    Wanted to add something. Often when people comment, English is not their first language. Sometimes it isn't even their second language. The comment section isn't a good place for little digs about grammar and spelling.

    • @superalvin7208
      @superalvin7208 6 лет назад +2

      Why did you say it was funny and fun? That’s s weird thing to say

    • @ndz9818
      @ndz9818 5 лет назад +1

      SuperAlvin I’m guessing that English isn’t their first or second language

  • @andrewblackwell2761
    @andrewblackwell2761 2 года назад +2

    I live down the road from the Priory. It's been turned into flats now! Back in the day we used to go to the carvery every weekend, then it went downhill. Such a shame.

  • @juniperblossoms3054
    @juniperblossoms3054 7 лет назад +9

    6:06
    Who else thinks it's cute when Gordon puts his head in his hands like that?

  • @williamrobles2901
    @williamrobles2901 6 лет назад +1

    The confessions were actually beautifully filmed! Like a Renaissance painting.

  • @hwtvi3466
    @hwtvi3466 3 года назад +3

    I’d actually be willing to pay for a chance to confess my sins to Gordon.

  • @TheAlmightyAss
    @TheAlmightyAss 3 года назад +1

    Chucking a fucking carvery in a gloriously built piece of architecture is such a British thing to do.

  • @qaaris4280
    @qaaris4280 4 года назад +4

    The banjo music put a smile on my face.

  • @jonathanm2690
    @jonathanm2690 3 года назад +1

    It's been 6 days since my last confession, I sold fresh frozen pizza to my customers.

  • @Wolfblaz13
    @Wolfblaz13 7 лет назад +65

    EYY BIG BOI !

  •  3 года назад +1

    After watching Gordon in this video, I’ve concluded he’s definitely the one behind the memes on this channel

  • @datxgrimbros
    @datxgrimbros 7 лет назад +10

    lord nino better not be cleaning, hes never stopped since.

  • @wojtektolsdorf1738
    @wojtektolsdorf1738 6 лет назад +1

    You're losing 5 grand a month. Listen to the man who's making 5 million a week.

  • @panpins6690
    @panpins6690 7 лет назад +10

    Ravioli? Bland
    Crab? Frozen
    Salad? Raw
    Hotel? Trivago

    • @ujlt7198
      @ujlt7198 5 лет назад

      i didn't know the trivago joke existed 2 years ago LMFAO

  • @ashlabelle
    @ashlabelle 7 лет назад +2

    "I don't want the priory to collapse." "It has collapsed!"

  • @alexiabeatriz00
    @alexiabeatriz00 4 года назад +3

    "aww, they're looking at cute cows! this isn't bad at a- oh."

    • @grease_monkey6078
      @grease_monkey6078 3 года назад

      cows don't give a shit, they dont think like humans we add the emotional distress to situations to make us feel better, narcasissm at its finest. Animals like cows and pigs are farmed for slaughter simple as that, they are not distressed and they are killed humainley without pain (trust me I have seen it with my own eyes at a sheep farm)

  • @zeilouswolf
    @zeilouswolf 3 года назад +1

    gondon: how hungry are you-
    me: very
    gordon: -to make it work
    me: oh

  • @AWESOMETU
    @AWESOMETU 7 лет назад +44

    so sad how the UK slaughter house treat cows better...wish America would be like this to cows or slaughtered animals in general

    • @spookylemon4947
      @spookylemon4947 6 лет назад +7

      AWESOME TU
      Been the case for years, UK meat has always been known to be higher quality than US meat.

    • @FoxxyCZ
      @FoxxyCZ 6 лет назад +1

      Except chickens. Chicken care in UK is a nightmare.

    • @poobs2361
      @poobs2361 6 лет назад

      The horrible conditions that us slaughter cows are forced to live in are exactly what drives the prices down. This is why beef is more expensive in other countries.

    • @ErikCPianoman
      @ErikCPianoman 6 лет назад +2

      Poobs don’t paint all of America the same. True in many places but remember the US is a huge place. I live in Colorado, cattle country, and much of the livestock here lives the life. Thousands of acres of basically untouched fields, and rolling hills, in valleys where they are allowed to roam freely. I’d venture that the best meat in the US rivals the best meat anywhere for the most part.

    • @poobs2361
      @poobs2361 6 лет назад

      I was talking about the vast majority of meat in the US. Quality beef does exist in America, you're absolutely right about that, but not what I was referring to.

  • @Knockout_KINGZ
    @Knockout_KINGZ 3 года назад

    I like how the cow stands there gently as they point out parts of its body that they’re gonna destroy

  • @metr0nomex171
    @metr0nomex171 7 лет назад +6

    That head chef reacted like a child - crying and couldn't make eye contact. Absolutely piss funny.

  • @jackacrawford
    @jackacrawford 7 лет назад +2

    (during winter)
    *Gordon: walks outside*
    *Gordon: "F U C K M E"*

  • @corym.m.3084
    @corym.m.3084 5 лет назад +6

    Look at this beef, off with their heads. Seriously, you see brand new kitchen equipment, anyone would be jumping up and down/ at the least show some gratitude

  • @hughjanus8908
    @hughjanus8908 3 года назад +1

    Gordon: Here’s your new kitchen equipment, there’s just one more thing?
    Owner: What’s that Gordon?
    Gordon: You have to pay for it … oh and by the way your welcome.

  • @yunusismail5308
    @yunusismail5308 7 лет назад +4

    Atleast Gordon is greatful for beef

  • @covodex516
    @covodex516 4 года назад +1

    4:08
    Gordon: "Tobey! Where is the brisket?"
    Cow: *"Oh no"*