Also if the guy ever moves, you can stay and terrorize a random person who moves into the house who has no connection to the original guy. Truly the ultimate revenge.
If it happens to be an AirBnb you can be the cause behind many 1 star ratings, until it rebrands itself as 'haunted'. Then it's basically a ghost job which the ghost doesn't even get paid for.
Honestly though consistently doing the mirror thing is pretty strong, imagine seeing this guy you killed in every single reflection. You'd think you were going crazy.
YES! Who wouldn't become scared the first time, and then completely distraught after two or more times? I posted somewhere else that one could make it extra entertaining, like starting off as far back as possible and get steadily closer and closer each time.
This man just single handedly cured my fear of ghosts by verbally saying out-loud the ridiculousness and impracticality of scare tactics they normally use in movies
Also consider that if you can't touch ghosts to defend yourself that means they can't touch you either. So ghosts are harmless. If they CAN touch you, then you're able to defend yourself by punching. So ghosts can BE harmed.
Sometimes I call people when I'm dead I decided and I let them listen to the various baby sounds you should look out for as a mother and sometimes they hang up on me it's very rude. Sometimes I'm in their house and I like to call them and tell them that because I'm dead and need a place to stay and occasionally I bring in strays that are red and have really long horns and also a RAZOR sharp tail
@@OnlyKarlos to be fair, I've seen movies where ghosts are able to touch people through some kind of sheer force of will, like pulling people out of bed by their ankles and they're swinging their arms around but not making contact. I feel like that should have been brought up as an option for this guy.
@@OnlyKarlos Unless they have selective control over when and what parts of them are "solid" to make contact. Then fighting them would be like in Naruto when the 4th Hokage fought Obito Uchiha. Trying to fight someone who can turn solid/not-solid at will across any part of their body would be basically impossible for a normal human....
We need a “first guy to have a dog” sketch “Wha- that’s a wolf!” “Yeah, he’s gonna live in my house now, I decided.” Edit: I know there’s one now, you don’t need to tell me, it’s been YEARS
Are you not supposed to come back as something else he just seems to keep coming back as a Ryan, not even a Ryan snail or bird .The first guy to be reincarnated sketch coming soon..
There are different bureaus for different countries. At the British bureau, ghosts have the option to play disembodied piano. If you're a Japanese ghost, you get to comb your hair over your face.
Japanese ghosts also get to crab walk downstairs with their heads turned the wrong way, they can make their hands come through your hair in the shower, and they can crawl out of your TV and straight up homicide your entire person.
And will be ver easily spotted and seen by your victims that you can painfully kill! Well, at least we expect it is painful. We never actually see how they die since for some reason I guess blood and gore is just kinda...uncomftable for a ghost! They have really horrified expressions on their face afterwards though so it is probably really bad! The criteria to become a ghost is also a lot easier. Bullied in school for a long time? Murder ghost time! Get pushed into a well by your mom? Yeah murder ghost in tape form! You will forever kill people....Well, up untill like 2010 when people stopped using tapes but still!
Let's get this party started: The things that you kind of feel might be possible on the other side of that door is not good compared to my things. Also it makes me better than you for other stuff, I decided.
I think the mirror bit is underrated. Happening once is already scary and paranoia -inducing, twice or more at random times makes the bad guy scared for life. BONUS POINTS if you start as far back as you can the first time and GET CLOSER each time.
Hi! I'm a demon inhabiting this poor guy's body that just took over his motor controls for a moment to say thanks for the great idea! I'll start tomorrow! Have a great day!
@@sourwitch2340 Although to be fair ... reincarnation door is probably the least toxic. I think of all of the beliefs reincarnation is one of the less believed ones. But it's also the one people like to play with a lot in fantasy and legends. So it's the one people are most used to without strictly believing in ... and if you DO believe in it then I assume you'd also have no issue.
@@metazoxan2 He was referring to the least toxic community he'll get backlash from. Having the door represent "the least toxic" one means he'll get backlash from the more toxic ones.
@@tyrant-den884 Pokémon would probably be the best fictional world to reincarnate too. They have modern amenities like plumbing and the cool fictional thing is available to everyone instead of just a chosen few you probably wouldn't be included in.
I don't know man, that mirror thing sounds pretty intense. Seeing the face of someone I killed would really mess me up. Although in this universe everyone has the same face so I guess it wouldn't be as effective.
Remember: ghosts are more scared of you than you are of them, so if you just approach them calmly and gently, they'll be eating out of the palm of your hand in no time. Plus, they make great pets.
“Have you heard of doorways?” “Like a passageway through a door? Yeah.” Thanks, I wondered what the holes that lead to other rooms in my home were called.
Do you think Ryan has a document somewhere of the rules of the Ryanverse that he's established to keep everything consistent? Like "Police don't want people to do murders, they decided" and "Doors sound like 'yiiiip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip'"?
And a spreadsheet of all the characters and what video they appeared in, what clothes they wear, what their names are, what shaped moustache they have, and whether or not they're turned on by bugs or whatever.
@@AndrewCheshire It's not a spreadsheet. It's one of those weird rooms with pictures and yarn all over. Except it's all just pictures of the same face. With different mustaches & glasses. It's super creepy, barely a settling moment in there. I decided.
“What’s behind that door?” “It’s, just, ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comments section” Probably the best youtube vid moment i've ever experienced, well done! :-D
Ya know I was a bit disappointed with that at the beginning, thought he could come up with something a little more creative and funny, but then the callback at the end just made it awesome.
@@otakuman706 must be a regional thing. My parents harped way more on ‘Look Both Ways Larry.” He only looked one way while crossing Maple street and then lost all his money in a pyramid scheme.
"You wanna knock a small object off his table? That's scary." "That's something an average house cat can do" ...And that's why you don't mess with house cats
@@sylph8005 there's a video where he watches a tutorial on how to fix a door that makes that sound when it swings. I think the video was about the RUclips algorithm.
"It's just, ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comments section." MAY be the funniest thing that Ryan George has ever said on any of his videos, and that is saying a lot. Bravo, A+, 100%
the real question is, what does "toxic" entail? surely it's fine if someone has a legitimate criticism of his work or a joke that was inappropriate. Toxic, I would think indicates an over-proportioned negative response to whatever ryan may have done, such as name calling or insult hurling.
I have to say, randomly seeing a ghost one time and then never again while brushing your teeth sounds like a truly haunting experience. It might be even more haunting in the Ryanverse where a ghostly clone of you is just standing there. He might spend the rest of his life searching for answers.
If it's ONE time, they'll just assume their mind was playing tricks on them. TWICE, however? Oh they'll start wondering alright. But if it suddenly happens a THIRD time, they'll straight up begin to think that there might actually be something there. Wait a few years and do it AGAIN just to reaffirm that yeah, it's still going on, and they'll for sure never stop wondering what is actually going on.
Honestly if the person lives alone a lot of these could easily escalate into grade-A psychological torture. Walk invisibly two steps behind them and stop and start when they do. Appear and disappear in the mirrors behind them. Shut doors, cause drafts, knock things off of tables. They'll never be able to prove anything. No one will believe them. They'll slowly descend into paranoia, wondering if the guy they murdered came back to get revenge. If you can turn selectively invisible, join a crowd in public looking all dead and ghost-y, then disappear into the sea of people. These sorts of things aren't scary to watch happen to someone else, but imagine it's happening to you, constantly looking over your shoulder, not sure whether what you're seeing is real or if you're just slowly going insane.
Anyone notice how miraculously non-toxic Ryan George's comments sections are? Definitely a testament to both him as a person and the type of people his content attracts. Y'all are awesome!
@@OK-yy6qz Enter nested meme of Obama medalling Obama while he medals Obama, because I'm also part of the community. Also, (tm) on "so I heard you liked Obama medalling so I had Obama medal Obama while Obama medalled Obama"
The tax thing reminded me of a stupid theory I believed as a kid. See, when I was a kid, I thought that people put money on dead people's eyelids so that the dead person's ghost would have coin on them to pay the fine so they would be granted passage to go through the golden pearly gates. Learned much later that people put coins on eyelids when someone dies with their eyes open and rigor mortis sets in. The coins were placed on the eyelids to weigh them closed so that it was less painful for them to be viewed until buried. I probably should not have been allowed to see these scenes in western films anyways as I was apparently too young to seperate movies from reality.
@@MusketeerGweneth this reminds me of the Greek myths, where you have to pay Charon the ferryman for passage across the river styx, into the underworld. Gosh, imagine being an eternal ferryman Idk of that would be fun or terrible
If I were a company I'd be scrambling to get advertised by Ryan. I always watched to the very end and laugh just as much at them as the sketch. And I remember what they're for. Top notch work here. Always top notch.
My revenge coach gave me way better options. Like I could move a coffee table a few inches so he would stub his toe. I could appear in windows when no one was home, so package delivery drivers left his parcels on the porch and they got damp. I could even mess with his clock so he was late for his next murder. Revenge is sweet.
Well - normally we have the straight / odd couple in comedy - where one is straight forward and the other the crazy one. Ryan here has the oddly straight / straightly odd couple.
Also his eyes. Like when they get really wide and kind of crazy looking. If you freeze frame at just the right moment, you can get a bit of a chuckle sometimes.
Y'know they could have just left the murder joke at "you got murdered" and it would have been funny, but this guy goes the extra mile to dress up as another character to push it even further. I love that dedication.
Ghosts either do something slightly inconvenient or something illegal and there's no in-between. Like, if I was a ghost, i would make someone stub their toe.
I would do the mirror thing many times, maybe even scream or talk to him. Then throw stuff off the tables many many times, a few times a day. Then once in a while drop a knife near his feet, but not actually hit him. Just make him go insane and continue till he either kills himself or he is admitted into a pysch ward. If the latter, repeat it all a few years down the line when he get's out.
Well now you can go find Ryan & ask for his autograph after making him mildly nervous or inconvenienced. (I go with the creaky floor approach if I were you.)
Every second of this was hilarious. But now I'm questioning why I was ever scared of any ghost movie ever made. All they do is slightly inconvenience you.
If you don't go to haunted places, don't bring possibly haunted objects to your house and don't move into houses that might be haunted you'll never see a ghost
"Oh so which bad guy are you again? No offense, I'm just a busy guy. Y'know, do lots of backflips, snap alotta bad guys' necks, save the day all the time." "I jaywalked at King Street" "Oh yeah, what exactly was your name?" 2 hours later "Wait a second didn't I come here to get revenge on you"
This man’s ability to point out all of the obvious, overlooked flaws in our “normal” everyday lives…helps to make the world a little more nonsensical with every video-in the best possible way!🤣💖
what flaws is he pointing out in this one? everyday household objects? how wind works? ghost movies in general? the fact that some people are so stupid that they think the slightest weird unexplainable feeling or movement of an object has to do with some extrasensory paranormal activity?
I only just realised that in the Ryan Cinematic Universe, being a ghostly face in the mirror of the guy that homicided you would merely be confusing as the guy brushing his teeth would wonder why he's seeing two of his own face. Wow, this ghosting business is harder that it seems!
@@mediaaccount8390 he didn't want to give an specific "after life destination", because that would mean picking one religion over the other, which would lead to people arguing on the comment section.
I'd have gone with the knock-something-off-a-surface approach. In that case, you can find the most valuable object in his house and make it fall. The mirror stunt also might have some potential, you could at least get the satisfaction of flipping the bird at the killer, or maybe mooning them.
oh god Ryan, I am currently on another binge-watch of your sketches and it is amazing to see how your first sketches were absolutely hilarious, but your writing and acting gets better every time. the pronounciation of the jokes, the dynamic with yourself - it is really one of a kind and I love to see you grow so much in your craft. thanks for all your content!
Well, my grandma is more energetic, I guess! It's annoying... 1. Ashtray flies six feet away - right from the table in a hallway into the kitchen! Gets there upside-down! No tumbling, jumping around. Just - bang! It's in the kitchen! We were in the living room at that moment. 2. 1/2l beer glass that weights a lot - flies from the table in the air vertically 1m in height to fall on a floor (nobody was drunk)! Did it right in front of my mom and me! I got mad. I looked around me and yelled at her: "Grandma, wanna kill us"?! 3. We lost so many plates... When we carry them, it's like somebody hits our hands suddenly and forcefully and everything flies into pieces... 4. I'm glad I don't live there anymore. I'm enough of getting PUSHED and SLAMMED against doors on my way through them by an invisible, evil force, that never liked me while she was alive! P.S. My dad wasn't in a good relationship with my grandma, but he got her apartment. Nobody told him that she comes in the package...😒
I didn't get it at first and thought this was just Ryan's version of Heaven as a youtuber: A place that is the least toxic version of a comment section.
@@mr_d3adw873 I just realise that the word "lead" having two meanings, a literal one and a figurative one, was part of the problem. Our brains are -fine- fine-ish. Ryan is at fault. In part. I think.
I'm bilingual and the word for ghost in my other language is wind. Usually accompanied by the word for something that also means ghost. But the word for wind still works. Open window abilities.
A bunch of kids in my elementary school class had a ghost scare so I showed them this video to humanize and take the fear out of hauntings for them. Now, whenever they feel afraid of ghosts they say, "Hi there! Hello!"
To make sure my family never get conned by "psychics", I've told them if I ever cross over from the other plane, it will be to write 'cock' on the mirror. Because I am a mature adult wo loves his family
Not gonna lie, making a lamp fly and then dropping it on the floor next to the kitchen table while the whole family is watching was a pretty creepy but also kind awesome ability. Got to give it to the ghosts of our house from like 15 years ago, they were pretty creative. That whole thing of torturing a 3-8 year old kid in his sleep on a weekly basis by interogating him about literally everything in life was pretty shitty though.
Next time I watch a horror movie and afterwards during bedtime hear my floors creak or see a shadowy figure reflected off my bedroom window, I’m just going to watch this as reassurance. 😌
Gonna do a backflip, slam the bad guy's door, and slightly disrupt his day.
Brilliant
Damn I wish I said that.
@@kevinstewart9435 Damn and I wish I said that I wished I said that
@@Cristopher.C Beat me to it. I wish I said that I wished I said that I wished I said that.
The psykological trauma u could inflict on a guy by apearing in the mirror every day. At first then at random intervals. Oh
Also if the guy ever moves, you can stay and terrorize a random person who moves into the house who has no connection to the original guy. Truly the ultimate revenge.
For centuries.
@@IndigoIndustrial and then kill them
If it happens to be an AirBnb you can be the cause behind many 1 star ratings, until it rebrands itself as 'haunted'. Then it's basically a ghost job which the ghost doesn't even get paid for.
@@D64nz the owner of the house, probalby the killer or some heir, will benefit from that, hah! What a "revenge"!
Aren't you allowed to haunt the murder site as well? Making a cold spot near a crossing section on a busy street, that'll show him!
“The guy homicided my entire person.” Such a strange, yet somehow appropriate way to describe being murdered.
i mean how would u feel if u were murdered
@K no no, he already said the word "murdered" in the beginning of the video, so I don't think that's it.
@K he always says things in ways that make sense, but you just wouldn't normally say it that way.
yes
As opposed to a partial homicide...
Honestly though consistently doing the mirror thing is pretty strong, imagine seeing this guy you killed in every single reflection. You'd think you were going crazy.
YES! Who wouldn't become scared the first time, and then completely distraught after two or more times? I posted somewhere else that one could make it extra entertaining, like starting off as far back as possible and get steadily closer and closer each time.
Also don't forget possession when they sleep causing problems.
I thought that was the best option too, that one was kinda freaky
Nah, the UBB is a one time offer, one haunting per customer. It’s just the company policy
Except that they all look like Ryan in this universe so he would think it's his own reflection. 😆
This man just single handedly cured my fear of ghosts by verbally saying out-loud the ridiculousness and impracticality of scare tactics they normally use in movies
Also consider that if you can't touch ghosts to defend yourself that means they can't touch you either. So ghosts are harmless.
If they CAN touch you, then you're able to defend yourself by punching. So ghosts can BE harmed.
Sometimes I call people when I'm dead I decided and I let them listen to the various baby sounds you should look out for as a mother and sometimes they hang up on me it's very rude.
Sometimes I'm in their house and I like to call them and tell them that because I'm dead and need a place to stay and occasionally I bring in strays that are red and have really long horns and also a RAZOR sharp tail
@@OnlyKarlos to be fair, I've seen movies where ghosts are able to touch people through some kind of sheer force of will, like pulling people out of bed by their ankles and they're swinging their arms around but not making contact. I feel like that should have been brought up as an option for this guy.
@@OnlyKarlos BATMAN agrees 👍
@@OnlyKarlos Unless they have selective control over when and what parts of them are "solid" to make contact. Then fighting them would be like in Naruto when the 4th Hokage fought Obito Uchiha. Trying to fight someone who can turn solid/not-solid at will across any part of their body would be basically impossible for a normal human....
"You can also move objects around his house."
"That sounds like barely an inconvenience."
I was really expecting something like
"I don't know this sounds like it's barely an incon..."
"DONT....SAY IT!" lol
Just move the socks and shoes so they'll never have a matching pare
"Ok, well then I'll move his knife into his back too, can I do that? Also I would like to move a pen over paper to tell the police about him."
@@ShadowEval peak revenge
Hide his keys and phone
The stab guy from “the first guy to solve a crime” used for the murder. Love the continuity Ryan uses for long time fans of his
I want to do the hand thing to that murderer guy
And when the door to the afterlife opened, it made the creaky door noise from the RUclips suggestions video
Even got the same actor back too. Dedication!
Or fans who binged all of his videos in one day
Aha! I thought I recognised that fellow 🙃
We need a “first guy to have a dog” sketch
“Wha- that’s a wolf!”
“Yeah, he’s gonna live in my house now, I decided.”
Edit: I know there’s one now, you don’t need to tell me, it’s been YEARS
There was a first guy to own a pet. It was a cat and it was pretty much the same thing. Check it out.
"But won't he try to eat you or something?"
"No, I give him enough food and hope fr the best"
Cracked did that
Yesssss! We absolutely do
@@the.youtube.of.sam.gotter fake news, people owned dogs waaay before cats became a thing.
The reincarnation door totally fits within the Ryanverse and answers a lot of questions lol
We should call it the ryancarnation door XD
Need more lore to back up this comment
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@@Faronan Well that's perfect.
Are you not supposed to come back as something else he just seems to keep coming back as a Ryan, not even a Ryan snail or bird .The first guy to be reincarnated sketch coming soon..
There are different bureaus for different countries.
At the British bureau, ghosts have the option to play disembodied piano.
If you're a Japanese ghost, you get to comb your hair over your face.
Japanese ghosts also get to crab walk downstairs with their heads turned the wrong way, they can make their hands come through your hair in the shower, and they can crawl out of your TV and straight up homicide your entire person.
I GO TO JAPAN
And will be ver easily spotted and seen by your victims that you can painfully kill! Well, at least we expect it is painful. We never actually see how they die since for some reason I guess blood and gore is just kinda...uncomftable for a ghost!
They have really horrified expressions on their face afterwards though so it is probably really bad!
The criteria to become a ghost is also a lot easier. Bullied in school for a long time? Murder ghost time! Get pushed into a well by your mom? Yeah murder ghost in tape form! You will forever kill people....Well, up untill like 2010 when people stopped using tapes but still!
If you're an Indian ghost, you make lemons bleed and wear white sarees
I believe japan has the most powerful ghosts...
Brazillian ghosts just ask for help. And may or may not murderize you.
We are not big on ghost lore.
Ghost: "So what's behind that door?"
Host: "It's...just whatever leads to the least toxic comments section." LOL!!!
So only 99.9% toxic, honestly not that bad
Just read this! 😂😂😂
"My audience is toxic. I hate my fans. (Hollywood, call me. I'm just like you.)"
"Oh crap the comment section!"
Let's get this party started: The things that you kind of feel might be possible on the other side of that door is not good compared to my things. Also it makes me better than you for other stuff, I decided.
I think the mirror bit is underrated. Happening once is already scary and paranoia -inducing, twice or more at random times makes the bad guy scared for life. BONUS POINTS if you start as far back as you can the first time and GET CLOSER each time.
Hi! I'm a demon inhabiting this poor guy's body that just took over his motor controls for a moment to say thanks for the great idea! I'll start tomorrow! Have a great day!
The door makes the squeaking "yip yip yip" noise. Classic inside jokes. Love Ryan.
I lost it at that part
@UCp6trHPmeVbXa63auTDr4dw 0:52
I never noticed that and that has just made this video better
Ikr
Continuity editor Ryan deserves mad props.
"What's behind that door?" "It's just... Ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comment section." Lol, truly a genius.
and then having it confirmed what is actually behind the door in the same sketch 😂
@@sourwitch2340 Although to be fair ... reincarnation door is probably the least toxic.
I think of all of the beliefs reincarnation is one of the less believed ones. But it's also the one people like to play with a lot in fantasy and legends.
So it's the one people are most used to without strictly believing in ... and if you DO believe in it then I assume you'd also have no issue.
@@metazoxan2 He was referring to the least toxic community he'll get backlash from. Having the door represent "the least toxic" one means he'll get backlash from the more toxic ones.
"That's too bad, I really wanted to be reborn in the pokémon universe."
"I guess."
"Pretty much every Pokémon can learn Toxic."
@@tyrant-den884 Pokémon would probably be the best fictional world to reincarnate too. They have modern amenities like plumbing and the cool fictional thing is available to everyone instead of just a chosen few you probably wouldn't be included in.
"The guy homicided my entire person!"
These lines just get better and better
Is the partial person homicide method? That i dont know
@@OverWims but he also homicided his outsides
@@chinnidiwakar yes, you need to cause necrosis in one of body parts, I think you can do that with a tight enough rope
I have watched this about 20 times and ONLY recently noticed that the door to reincarnation is the same broken door in another one, "yip, yip, yip"
The “yip yip yip yip yip” when the door opened was a really funny nice touch
that's a star wars sound effect
@@cuddlecakes7153 no its a sound made by Ryan in a previous video about a creaking door
^
Not to confuse with the broken chair sound
Mechanic: So, was it a "yip yip yip yip yip" or a "yip yip yip yip yip"?
"Unfinished Business Bureau" is unironically a great concept that could be its own series.
I am here for this.
A supernatural MY NAME IS EARL.
Every see the move Heart and Souls? Same concept. It has Robert Downey Jr. and is one of my favorite movies.
@@Indigowaves2 Love that movie!
That's basically the premise of Helluva Boss
I don't know man, that mirror thing sounds pretty intense. Seeing the face of someone I killed would really mess me up.
Although in this universe everyone has the same face so I guess it wouldn't be as effective.
Idk, I'ld find seeing another me, in a different shirt, over my own shoulder in the mirror, rather disturbing.
"Hey! Why is there 2 of me in this mirror? That mirror salesman must've sold me a faulty one"
@@FractalNinja 🤣
He would think he had double vision for a second lol
It completely depends on whether I get to appear in a mirror once or in every mirror ever. I'm gonna drive my murderer insane!
Remember: ghosts are more scared of you than you are of them, so if you just approach them calmly and gently, they'll be eating out of the palm of your hand in no time. Plus, they make great pets.
Free AC too! 🤭😛😂
No, you're thinking of the Babadook.
“Have you heard of doorways?”
“Like a passageway through a door? Yeah.”
Thanks, I wondered what the holes that lead to other rooms in my home were called.
But what are the see through holes that lead outside?
@@brambleheart all holes are see through
@@brambleheart That's the things which, if open, can let wind if. If it's just a hole, I think ya blew your house up.
One love ❤️
@@brambleheart invisible walls
@iTechSavvy The rectangles, not holes
Gotta love Ryan's dedication. Man freaking died just to film this sketch.
XD XD XD
Yeah, and twice on top of that
While Ryan is Dead ,
He continues his Barely Inconvinent Existance on RUclips.
yeah and unlike all the people hunting for paranormal activity without success he managed to get a camera that can actually capture ghosts!
@@nasekiller Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you think Ryan has a document somewhere of the rules of the Ryanverse that he's established to keep everything consistent? Like "Police don't want people to do murders, they decided" and "Doors sound like 'yiiiip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip'"?
And a spreadsheet of all the characters and what video they appeared in, what clothes they wear, what their names are, what shaped moustache they have, and whether or not they're turned on by bugs or whatever.
@@AndrewCheshire It's not a spreadsheet. It's one of those weird rooms with pictures and yarn all over. Except it's all just pictures of the same face. With different mustaches & glasses. It's super creepy, barely a settling moment in there. I decided.
cats can say oyoyooyoyoyoyyoyo when you visit a genie
kings children have bloodlust
Doors only go yip yip yip yip yip when they have broken and need to have their hinges tapped.
@@ShawsOwn Super creepy rooms with barely a settling moment are TIGHT!!!
The "Got Em! We got em." At 2:54 was so adorable it almost made me want to go along with the plan lmao
“What’s behind that door?”
“It’s, just, ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comments section”
Probably the best youtube vid moment i've ever experienced, well done! :-D
Ya know I was a bit disappointed with that at the beginning, thought he could come up with something a little more creative and funny, but then the callback at the end just made it awesome.
I had to pause it to laugh for a straight minute. Or a gay minute, if that's what you are into....
Also, the door makes the same yip yip yip yip yip noise from one of his other videos when it opens
@@martoncsepregi7099 LOLOL
That was the funniest moment of the entire video for me. 😂
“If ghosts make strange noises in the night, make stranger noises and assert your dominance!” - Unknown
Instructions unclear, scratched and thrown into wall by an unseen force.
You have no idea how hard I'm nodding my head right now!
then when the ghost says that respond with "no u"
@@daryncollins7640 - “No. You! Get out...” ™️
- Abraham Lincoln
I appreciate Ryan’s blend of humor and morals: don’t j-walk or you’ll probably get stabbed
You weren't taught that as a child.....?
Not even the classic tale of Edward the stabbed?
Huh...weird stuff man.
Go find the story behind jaywalking if you want a laugh.
@@otakuman706 must be a regional thing. My parents harped way more on ‘Look Both Ways Larry.” He only looked one way while crossing Maple street and then lost all his money in a pyramid scheme.
No. He got stabbed while hesitating to j-walk. So the moral is j-walk without hesitation or get stabbed.
I mean he got stabbed, but i more like to think of it with more options, its just a generalist youll have a murder done on you
I only noticed the Easter eggs to other sketches :
- Murder guy
- Door goes yip-yip-yip-yip
I just love how he calls out the comment sections, but when you check it, it’s just all love and support for Ryan 🙂
As they say Nobody Came
I personally believe in reincarnation, so I'm 100% on board.
hes really dropping knowledge in these things. true psychological assessment of humanity. but everyone just comes here to laugh.
quick! everyone! start arguing about religion and god for 4 months straight!
@@Lavonne9870 it would be funny if he did one on first person to be reincarnated
"You wanna knock a small object off his table? That's scary."
"That's something an average house cat can do"
...And that's why you don't mess with house cats
The door to the afterlife going "yip yip yip yip yip" killed me! The callback is priceless!
Ryanverse has amazing continuity!
What's it a callback to?
@@sylph8005 I don't remember the exact video, but it was one where everyone the door opened, it made that sound.
@@sylph8005 It's called "When You Need a RUclips Video to Fix Something"
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@@sylph8005 there's a video where he watches a tutorial on how to fix a door that makes that sound when it swings. I think the video was about the RUclips algorithm.
"I think you can see where this is going... You got murdered!" I haven't laughed that hard in months
"It's just, ya know, whatever leads to the least toxic comments section." MAY be the funniest thing that Ryan George has ever said on any of his videos, and that is saying a lot. Bravo, A+, 100%
I am happy that he also made a follow up by calling it a reincarnation door and realized that he said that, fearing the effects on the comments.
Hahahah yes. This was so funny!!!
Anyone who ever gives Ryan George a toxic comment section doesn’t deserve to watch his amazing content :)
I can fully expect THIS to be the most 'toxic' comment on this video.
And I am completely happy with that.
I agree wholeheartedly, I decided! 🙌🏼👍🤗
having a non-toxic comment section is tight!!
the real question is, what does "toxic" entail? surely it's fine if someone has a legitimate criticism of his work or a joke that was inappropriate. Toxic, I would think indicates an over-proportioned negative response to whatever ryan may have done, such as name calling or insult hurling.
@@Klaes.Jensen ye ye ye
I have to say, randomly seeing a ghost one time and then never again while brushing your teeth sounds like a truly haunting experience. It might be even more haunting in the Ryanverse where a ghostly clone of you is just standing there. He might spend the rest of his life searching for answers.
If it's ONE time, they'll just assume their mind was playing tricks on them. TWICE, however? Oh they'll start wondering alright. But if it suddenly happens a THIRD time, they'll straight up begin to think that there might actually be something there. Wait a few years and do it AGAIN just to reaffirm that yeah, it's still going on, and they'll for sure never stop wondering what is actually going on.
Honestly if the person lives alone a lot of these could easily escalate into grade-A psychological torture. Walk invisibly two steps behind them and stop and start when they do. Appear and disappear in the mirrors behind them. Shut doors, cause drafts, knock things off of tables. They'll never be able to prove anything. No one will believe them. They'll slowly descend into paranoia, wondering if the guy they murdered came back to get revenge. If you can turn selectively invisible, join a crowd in public looking all dead and ghost-y, then disappear into the sea of people. These sorts of things aren't scary to watch happen to someone else, but imagine it's happening to you, constantly looking over your shoulder, not sure whether what you're seeing is real or if you're just slowly going insane.
"Yeah I didn't like that ghost's face"
@@crocuslament9680 Meanwhile American will just...shoots it
Yeah honestly the mirror thing was a pretty sweet deal, would have taken that.
Thanks! Love you man❤️ you have no idea how much your videos have helped me
"Hi there, hello."
That's our Ryan, all right. Always a good day when you show up.
Anyone notice how miraculously non-toxic Ryan George's comments sections are? Definitely a testament to both him as a person and the type of people his content attracts. Y'all are awesome!
I agree! I have found new friends in Ryan's comment section! Great people are here!
And really good moderators 😜
Enter meme of Obama medalling himself since you're also part of the community
@@OK-yy6qz Enter nested meme of Obama medalling Obama while he medals Obama, because I'm also part of the community.
Also, (tm) on "so I heard you liked Obama medalling so I had Obama medal Obama while Obama medalled Obama"
"Is this a tax thing? This feels like a tax thing."
Believe me, ghosting the IRS has much more serious consequences
And it might be worse in Canada.
🤣😂
Even the Joker isn't crazy enough to ghost them!
The tax thing reminded me of a stupid theory I believed as a kid. See, when I was a kid, I thought that people put money on dead people's eyelids so that the dead person's ghost would have coin on them to pay the fine so they would be granted passage to go through the golden pearly gates. Learned much later that people put coins on eyelids when someone dies with their eyes open and rigor mortis sets in. The coins were placed on the eyelids to weigh them closed so that it was less painful for them to be viewed until buried. I probably should not have been allowed to see these scenes in western films anyways as I was apparently too young to seperate movies from reality.
@@MusketeerGweneth this reminds me of the Greek myths, where you have to pay Charon the ferryman for passage across the river styx, into the underworld.
Gosh, imagine being an eternal ferryman
Idk of that would be fun or terrible
The way he said unsettling toothbrushing experience made me laugh way harder than it had any right to.
I was wondering how he'd address the theological aspect, the "least toxic comments" had me in stitches
The reincarnation door… oh crap the comment section!
If I were a company I'd be scrambling to get advertised by Ryan. I always watched to the very end and laugh just as much at them as the sketch. And I remember what they're for. Top notch work here. Always top notch.
Agree
The fact that the murderer is the guy from The First Guy To Solve a Crime
My revenge coach gave me way better options. Like I could move a coffee table a few inches so he would stub his toe. I could appear in windows when no one was home, so package delivery drivers left his parcels on the porch and they got damp. I could even mess with his clock so he was late for his next murder. Revenge is sweet.
You can’t just call out all ghosts like that. You can expect a lot of slammed doors and impractical scare tactics coming your way
The way Ryan speaks is hilarious. He is the only person that can make any word sound funny!
Well - normally we have the straight / odd couple in comedy - where one is straight forward and the other the crazy one.
Ryan here has the oddly straight / straightly odd couple.
Also his eyes. Like when they get really wide and kind of crazy looking. If you freeze frame at just the right moment, you can get a bit of a chuckle sometimes.
I'd say Rowan Atkinson also has the ability to make any word funny, but Ryan definitely has three gift too!
The way he said "maybe a cardigan?" Lol
Really? The only person? Exaggerate much? The millions of comedians the world has produced want a funny sounding word with you.
Y'know they could have just left the murder joke at "you got murdered" and it would have been funny, but this guy goes the extra mile to dress up as another character to push it even further. I love that dedication.
Ghost- “It’s ya know… whatever leads to the least toxic comment section”
Oh a very considerate ghost!
Oh crap! The comments section!
Yeahyeahyeah!
"You were crossing the crosswalk, I think you can see where this is going. AND THEN, you got _murdered!"_ "Oh."
Ryan george can never have a toxic comment section on his videos. Everybody adores Ryan!!
That sounds like a challenge.
Toxic adoration
I can do both
Oh yeah! Ryan is TIGHT!
That sounds like the high ground but you don’t understand my power
0:31 I like how thats the same character from "The first guy to solve a crime"
4:06 "Oh crap, the comment section" that reaction is too good.
I don't get it
@@thatisnotdababy9694people of different religions and beliefs always argue about what is after death
"If it's a standard thing in a house, I've heard of it"
- You're clearly new to the Ryan George cinematic universe.
Lol
"What ever leads to the least toxic comment section." 0:55. That is great! I love that line. So funny.
4:01
This comment doesn't have enough likes. Period.
Ghosts either do something slightly inconvenient or something illegal and there's no in-between. Like, if I was a ghost, i would make someone stub their toe.
I would do the mirror thing many times, maybe even scream or talk to him. Then throw stuff off the tables many many times, a few times a day. Then once in a while drop a knife near his feet, but not actually hit him. Just make him go insane and continue till he either kills himself or he is admitted into a pysch ward. If the latter, repeat it all a few years down the line when he get's out.
0:34 I like that how that implies that there are small murders
Short people get murdered too.
I think if you murder a kid it would technically be a small murder
2:54 Ryan's delivery of "Got him! We got him" did a murder on me. I'm now a ghost with unfinished business.
It homicided your entire person
Well now you can go find Ryan & ask for his autograph after making him mildly nervous or inconvenienced. (I go with the creaky floor approach if I were you.)
Maple street… KING street. This is *CANADA!* 🇨🇦😱🙊
Actually I think it happened in Middleton Massachusetts.
So then the guy did a backflip through the reincarnation door, snapped the murder guy’s neck, and saved the day
Every second of this was hilarious. But now I'm questioning why I was ever scared of any ghost movie ever made. All they do is slightly inconvenience you.
If you don't go to haunted places, don't bring possibly haunted objects to your house and don't move into houses that might be haunted
you'll never see a ghost
I legit told my partner this all the time. "Oh nooo, a cold spot, I won't be sweating finally"
“The guy homicided my entire person!”
“Yeah, and so now you make him have like an unsettling toothbrushing experience.”
“Whatever leads to the less toxic comment section” … wow. 10/10 joke. That was gold.
When someone tries to explain NFTs to you for the 10th time: 2:27
“I’m here for revenge”
“For what?”
“For that time you did a backflip and broke my neck, ya son of a gun.”
"Oh so which bad guy are you again? No offense, I'm just a busy guy. Y'know, do lots of backflips, snap alotta bad guys' necks, save the day all the time."
"I jaywalked at King Street"
"Oh yeah, what exactly was your name?"
2 hours later
"Wait a second didn't I come here to get revenge on you"
This man’s ability to point out all of the obvious, overlooked flaws in our “normal” everyday lives…helps to make the world a little more nonsensical with every video-in the best possible way!🤣💖
That’s generally the basis for almost all comedians. Some just do it way better
what flaws is he pointing out in this one? everyday household objects? how wind works? ghost movies in general? the fact that some people are so stupid that they think the slightest weird unexplainable feeling or movement of an object has to do with some extrasensory paranormal activity?
So true
Are ghost hauntings a part of your everyday life? XD
@@Iamtk777 🤣 not in mine, no.
But in the public zeitgeist it is. 😁
Someone’s probably already said this, but the crooked mustache is gold😂
Sounds like the reincarnation door could use getting hit with a hammer, making a boing noise, fixing it.
I only just realised that in the Ryan Cinematic Universe, being a ghostly face in the mirror of the guy that homicided you would merely be confusing as the guy brushing his teeth would wonder why he's seeing two of his own face. Wow, this ghosting business is harder that it seems!
This was hilarious! "He did a big murder on you!" "He homicided me!"🤣
"It's just... you know... whatever leads to the least toxic comment section."
That was really smart, Ryan.
Can you connect the dots for me... I don't get this.
This.
@@mediaaccount8390 he didn't want to give an specific "after life destination", because that would mean picking one religion over the other, which would lead to people arguing on the comment section.
I'd have gone with the knock-something-off-a-surface approach. In that case, you can find the most valuable object in his house and make it fall.
The mirror stunt also might have some potential, you could at least get the satisfaction of flipping the bird at the killer, or maybe mooning them.
I thought revenge for ghosts would be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Oh, really?
😆 🤣 lol
Superficial revenge for ghosts is TIGHT
😂😂😂😂😂
but it was super difficult, clearly an inconvenience
I don't watch anyone's ad plugs... But always Ryan's. I cried laughing at the violent nodding. Appreciate you man
The Ad-stronaut is a character in his own right he deserves our respect...he's just tries to make money in ad space ya know
"So what's behind that door?" He asked, moments before the other guy inquired if he knew what doors are.
full control of the creepy little doll, that's hilarious I'm dying rn
i’m suspect of the holes in doors and why you have door holes that aren’t the holes holding the doors 🤔
Holes are TIGHT!
@@SidPil oh no
@@OneTopic I just watched ur video lol 😂
Hi ot!
the better to have a ghost run past
Love the door repair reference. "Yipyipyipyipyip!"
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oh god Ryan, I am currently on another binge-watch of your sketches and it is amazing to see how your first sketches were absolutely hilarious, but your writing and acting gets better every time. the pronounciation of the jokes, the dynamic with yourself - it is really one of a kind and I love to see you grow so much in your craft. thanks for all your content!
As a ghost hunter, the worst thing a ghost has ever done to me was give me light scratches on my wrist. They don’t have very much energy typically.
Well, my grandma is more energetic, I guess! It's annoying...
1. Ashtray flies six feet away - right from the table in a hallway into the kitchen! Gets there upside-down! No tumbling, jumping around. Just - bang! It's in the kitchen! We were in the living room at that moment.
2. 1/2l beer glass that weights a lot - flies from the table in the air vertically 1m in height to fall on a floor (nobody was drunk)! Did it right in front of my mom and me! I got mad. I looked around me and yelled at her: "Grandma, wanna kill us"?!
3. We lost so many plates... When we carry them, it's like somebody hits our hands suddenly and forcefully and everything flies into pieces...
4. I'm glad I don't live there anymore. I'm enough of getting PUSHED and SLAMMED against doors on my way through them by an invisible, evil force, that never liked me while she was alive!
P.S. My dad wasn't in a good relationship with my grandma, but he got her apartment. Nobody told him that she comes in the package...😒
@@jecapeca Wow. Never had that experience. That is truly one of a kind, though it was evil.
@@goldeneagle8740 Well, my dad did call her Evil when he was alive! Does that count?
@@jecapeca Haha, yes.
Ryan inadvertantly making the Ghost Hunters show seem even sillier than they already are.
Ghost Busters*
"Whatever leads to the least toxic comment section" that's exactly my belief on what the after life is
I didn't get it at first and thought this was just Ryan's version of Heaven as a youtuber: A place that is the least toxic version of a comment section.
@@camelopardalis84 i thought that too, and caught the joke at the end lmao
Comment section, take the wheel!
@@mr_d3adw873 Glad to see others' brains malfunction in the same way.
No offence.
@@mr_d3adw873 I just realise that the word "lead" having two meanings, a literal one and a figurative one, was part of the problem.
Our brains are -fine- fine-ish. Ryan is at fault. In part. I think.
Absolutely love this guy, even though I’m currently sick in bed at the moment and he made a smile and forget that I was sick for a moment
I'm bilingual and the word for ghost in my other language is wind. Usually accompanied by the word for something that also means ghost. But the word for wind still works.
Open window abilities.
"Yeah.. and So now you make him have an unsettling toothbrushing experience"
Im death 😂
OH SHI- WHO LET DEATH IN HERE
Hi death I'm dea-
I..I mean DAD!
@@יאירליבנה-פ8ח You wanna see me lose it? Huh, dad?!! I mean you're dead!
@@יאירליבנה-פ8ח L'chaim
Did anybody else notice that the afterlife door made the “yip, yip, yip, yip, yip” noise when it opened?
"The guy homicided my entire person!"
"Yeah, and so now you make him have like an unsettling toothbrushing experience."
A bunch of kids in my elementary school class had a ghost scare so I showed them this video to humanize and take the fear out of hauntings for them. Now, whenever they feel afraid of ghosts they say, "Hi there! Hello!"
I guess this is the sequel to “if ghosts didn’t disappear after a jump scare.”
more like a prequel, wouldnt you agree?
Maybe a spin-off
Or a reboot
Oh, interesting! Is it like reboot or a sequel or a prequel?
Yes
Up next, ghost court because the ghost didn't follow the rules by disappearing after their jumpscare.
I love how that everything is well connected in the Ryanverse
I would watch a full movie of Ryan just being Ryan dealing with Ryan in the Ryanverse created by multiple Ryan's of Ryan I decided..
Oh really!
By the end of the sentence "Ryan" stopped sounding like a name.
Please bring pitch meetings to your channel now they’ve seemingly stopped on SR - you were the only reason I subscribed to them
"Whatever leads to the least toxic comments"- this man is amazing
0:57
That was seriously good
I've been practicing being a ghost. I randomly stand at the bed side of my love ones. And occasionally I throw kitchen ware around
Are you a cat?
To make sure my family never get conned by "psychics", I've told them if I ever cross over from the other plane, it will be to write 'cock' on the mirror. Because I am a mature adult wo loves his family
The door opened saying "yip yip yip yip yip" 🤣
The humor in this crosses over to the realm of genius. The humour too. Heck, even the ads make me laugh.
Not gonna lie, making a lamp fly and then dropping it on the floor next to the kitchen table while the whole family is watching was a pretty creepy but also kind awesome ability. Got to give it to the ghosts of our house from like 15 years ago, they were pretty creative.
That whole thing of torturing a 3-8 year old kid in his sleep on a weekly basis by interogating him about literally everything in life was pretty shitty though.
Yeah, my heart goes out to children who end up growing up in those situations. Makes for fun reddit stories but I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Next time I watch a horror movie and afterwards during bedtime hear my floors creak or see a shadowy figure reflected off my bedroom window, I’m just going to watch this as reassurance. 😌
When I hear the floors creak, I'm going to assume it's the ghost of someone I accidentally homicided, I decided. 😂
Ryan's videos always makes me feel better when I'm having a bad day.
“Whatever leads to the least toxic comment section” is literally my favorite line of all time