Volkswagen Das Auto meme

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
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  • @iamsmad-x3m
    @iamsmad-x3m 3 года назад +13301

    This is a brand new anti-tailgating system made by Volkswagen, a bright example of supreme German engineering

    • @clxse1
      @clxse1 3 года назад +79

      LMAOO

    • @nikitalemesh4488
      @nikitalemesh4488 3 года назад +127

      that’s funny I actually use rolling anti-lag to get rid of tailgaters myself

    • @zianeshkasparen4358
      @zianeshkasparen4358 3 года назад +39

      Very Good idea. Let me try that on my Polo

    • @thepurdychannel8866
      @thepurdychannel8866 3 года назад +6

      @@zianeshkasparen4358 i got a 9n3 polo tdi what u got

    • @zianeshkasparen4358
      @zianeshkasparen4358 3 года назад +9

      @@thepurdychannel8866I have the 2010 Polo (dieselgate) 6R 1.6 TdI and Loving it still and would not change it for a thing. Another VW Polo, maybe for now it still goes strong.

  • @merijnvanoosterbaan7676
    @merijnvanoosterbaan7676 3 года назад +8280

    imagine there’s cops, you slow down to avoid problems, and then this big ass explosion comes out of your exhaust

    • @ladboii2901
      @ladboii2901 3 года назад +758

      "It's stock officer"

    • @verticalflyingb737
      @verticalflyingb737 3 года назад +287

      Suddenly you see an Eurofighter loaded with Brimstone laser-guided anti-ground missiles approaching you at high speed

    • @fabiangaleano8194
      @fabiangaleano8194 2 года назад +14

      En Paraguay eres libre sin disimular

    • @oqocraft2661
      @oqocraft2661 2 года назад +12

      @@fabiangaleano8194 ??

    • @DamnMyNickIsTaken
      @DamnMyNickIsTaken 2 года назад +52

      Ah yes, there was this story about someone farting in front of an Austrian police officer and being fined 500€.

  • @Shockwave-KG
    @Shockwave-KG 3 года назад +6255

    Dude was driving so slow trying not to bother anyone and the engine shoots explosive, I feel you bro.

    • @dinokol7717
      @dinokol7717 2 года назад +37

      Thats firecracker

    • @Tyleeclinton
      @Tyleeclinton 2 года назад +53

      Fucking nuke tube😂

    • @normie1549
      @normie1549 Год назад +11

      why does this sounds wrong?

    • @XxThatGuyxX
      @XxThatGuyxX Год назад +5

      1.9k likes and only 3 comments. Let me fix that

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs Год назад

      @@XxThatGuyxXyou people are as pathetic. Truly saddening. You do nothing but pollute the comment sections.

  • @Mgoblagulkablong
    @Mgoblagulkablong 3 года назад +8607

    It just released all the emissions it held back during emissions testing (was just before the video, rolled out of testing facility 5 seconds before video starts)

    • @highflow6143
      @highflow6143 3 года назад +64

      😂😂

    • @romansenger2322
      @romansenger2322 3 года назад +454

      Just like me after a date in a mexican restaurant

    • @nermind02
      @nermind02 3 года назад +30

      This must be the best comment here xD

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 3 года назад +52

      People in poland got very scared hearing that noise

    • @juni_2452
      @juni_2452 3 года назад +41

      that sounds like me trying to hold the farts for the whole day in class

  • @Ln384
    @Ln384 3 года назад +5068

    when u pay your tuner to install pops n bangs but he goes for explosions instead

    • @pspgamerserjio
      @pspgamerserjio 3 года назад +156

      Pops n bangs? Nahhhh he put on bombs and flames

    • @detudoumpoucomemes98
      @detudoumpoucomemes98 3 года назад +10

      @@pspgamerserjio tunne very crazy kaakakakaka

    • @khoco8888
      @khoco8888 3 года назад +5

      @@pspgamerserjio Firecrackers

    • @DatPenguin97
      @DatPenguin97 3 года назад +4

      It's more like it's a REAL pops and bangs tune 😂

    • @arkinjaredmorales4123
      @arkinjaredmorales4123 3 года назад +6

      Hey u got a free AK47 tune

  • @realadamsandler1991
    @realadamsandler1991 Год назад +407

    I watched a 50 second unskippable ad to watch this 14 second masterpiece, worth it

  • @lv6892
    @lv6892 3 года назад +3223

    The way that guy screams after the explosion like he actually got shot.

    • @MiGujack3
      @MiGujack3 3 года назад +49

      I don't know if this video is fake or not but 2 step cars can be loud as a gunshot and many people don't know how loud a gunshot is.

    • @kuestenjungesh
      @kuestenjungesh 3 года назад +38

      @@MiGujack3 I am pretty sure there was a "Polenböller" called in german in the exhaust. A polish firecracker. Saw it a few years ago.

    • @adi326
      @adi326 3 года назад +26

      @@MiGujack3 well this isnt a gunshot this is a whole Hiroshima atomic bomb

    • @tambrody2684
      @tambrody2684 3 года назад +3

      He did a little piece of metal shot out of the exhaust VW killed this man

    • @robert7100
      @robert7100 3 года назад +1

      @Vince you literally said Supras are shit so stfu kid, you're one that doesn't know about cars.

  • @neondraco1484
    @neondraco1484 3 года назад +3110

    Lol that Volkswagen das auto transition had me dead 🤣🤣

    • @vladimirlenin777
      @vladimirlenin777  3 года назад +125

      I've made a lot of videos like this 😂. Watch them if you want

    • @Shilydin22
      @Shilydin22 3 года назад +11

      @@vladimirlenin777 oof😂😂

    • @kxrvbo
      @kxrvbo 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bro

    • @erenok9073
      @erenok9073 3 года назад +26

      Thats the point of the video hahaha

    • @belmaalijagic8434
      @belmaalijagic8434 3 года назад +5

      I Want when all of them crashes at the same time

  • @greenjacketman9321
    @greenjacketman9321 2 года назад +877

    It's even funnier when you understand what he says 😂
    "Look! There comes a nice Golf" *BAMM*

    • @Anonymous-sb9rr
      @Anonymous-sb9rr Год назад +2

      I don't get it.

    • @Anonym41237
      @Anonym41237 Год назад

      ​@@Anonymous-sb9rryou dumb right?

    • @Denizu
      @Denizu Год назад +34

      ​@@Anonymous-sb9rrThe Golf turned out to not be so nice. It was quite volatile instead

    • @333333333797
      @333333333797 Год назад +7

      And i thought he said kugg mal da kommt n geiler Golf

    • @vladivosdog
      @vladivosdog 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Anonymous-sb9rr do more research kiddo

  • @Macar0nisalad
    @Macar0nisalad 2 года назад +167

    The definition of: “Yes officer, it’s stock.”

  • @sovietlama69
    @sovietlama69 3 года назад +780

    Is that some secret military type shit

    • @vladimirlenin777
      @vladimirlenin777  3 года назад +59

      Maybe

    • @Mgoblagulkablong
      @Mgoblagulkablong 3 года назад +75

      It just released all the emissions it held back during emissions testing (was just before the video, rolled out of testing facility 5 seconds before video starts)

    • @zuplex8933
      @zuplex8933 3 года назад +8

      Nennt sich auch Polenböller

    • @TrevorMoses312
      @TrevorMoses312 7 месяцев назад

      Kind of like the one the driver of that car did in his undies 😳😉

  • @colechapman6976
    @colechapman6976 2 года назад +767

    This is actually an incredible piece of safety engineering. Rather than letting a bad driver onto the highway, or any driver really, Volkswagen engineers created an ingenious device that immobilizes the vehicle before the driver even has a chance to get onto a highway and cause an accident. You can't have an accident if you can't drive your car

    • @rickygrenadier6303
      @rickygrenadier6303 Год назад +25

      It's amazing to see that Volkswagen took inspiration from Top Gear. They are truly listening to what the car community desires.

    • @SharpBalisong
      @SharpBalisong Год назад +5

      Not even Ford can accomplish that level of engineering.

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh Год назад

      People in parked cars entered the cat.

  • @moritzrossbroich
    @moritzrossbroich 2 года назад +162

    Very few people know this but the exhaust exploding is what inspired german engineers to come up with the Leopard 2A7 Main Battle Tank...

    • @Semtjallinks
      @Semtjallinks 2 года назад +6

      Its just a nice backfire

    • @melomelo420
      @melomelo420 Год назад +6

      ​@@Semtjallinksbackfire is harmful, what you're seeing from usually high performance cars is afterfire

  • @staticbuilds7613
    @staticbuilds7613 3 года назад +356

    When you open a packet of crisps in a quiet room

    • @joycethegermanshepherd9432
      @joycethegermanshepherd9432 3 года назад

      do you want some tea and crumpets with your packet of crisps. pansy brit

    • @staticbuilds7613
      @staticbuilds7613 3 года назад +4

      @@joycethegermanshepherd9432 Not exactly, Tea and crisps don't go together that well so I will just take the crumpets.

    • @vtgvideos955
      @vtgvideos955 3 года назад

      Omg so true

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting 2 года назад

      @@joycethegermanshepherd9432 larping as a dog are we?

    • @joycethegermanshepherd9432
      @joycethegermanshepherd9432 2 года назад +1

      @@staticbuilds7613 ok I can respect the dedication to your culture even while being insulted about it. Cheers m9

  • @tupolev.designs
    @tupolev.designs 3 года назад +762

    I don't know if he's driving a car or artillery
    But it's useful in the soviet army to overthrow the tsar

    • @SIRUNOWN
      @SIRUNOWN 3 года назад +3

      Well actually VW was founded in Germany in 1937 by the Nazis to.... Oh, actually the comparison to Artillery makes more sense now lmao

    • @NinoJoel
      @NinoJoel 2 года назад +4

      Thats what happens when germans build cars and drink a little to much beer....
      They acidentaly build artilery for the next war

    • @thomasschutze3476
      @thomasschutze3476 2 года назад +3

      Man this comment-section did not age well. But it brought a smile on my face anyways

    • @virtualvirtual2362
      @virtualvirtual2362 2 года назад +1

      @@thomasschutze3476 hahah they knew something

    • @kevinburns8473
      @kevinburns8473 2 года назад +1

      Boy this comment aged well

  • @HappyDude1
    @HappyDude1 3 года назад +201

    My speakers were on 70 percent
    Im deaf, speakers are dead
    Neighbours called the cops 😅

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 года назад +33

      I live in México, nobody complained about the noise...

    • @ruix
      @ruix 3 года назад +8

      @@MrlspPrt lmao

  • @waseeuddin9476
    @waseeuddin9476 2 года назад +160

    Damn even German cars can fire missiles

  • @hijo772
    @hijo772 3 года назад +576

    Lyrics:
    Guck Mal, da kommt ein geiler Golf
    Vrrmmm
    BAM!
    Volkswagen - Das Auto.

    • @noname-em4bi
      @noname-em4bi 3 года назад +15

      Total überflüssig.

    • @hijo772
      @hijo772 3 года назад +24

      @@noname-em4bi ist ja auch ein Witz 😅
      Bzw. Für die Englischsprachigen vlt gar nicht so unnütz

    • @undercover5139
      @undercover5139 3 года назад +8

      @@hijo772 Was ist denn daran für Englischsprachige gut?😂

    • @holzkopf385
      @holzkopf385 3 года назад +21

      @@undercover5139 Damit sie es zusätzlich zum gehörten auch schriftlich nicht verstehen 😂

    • @ahhhhh148
      @ahhhhh148 3 года назад +12

      RUclips translator translated your comments. :)

  • @bennib3023
    @bennib3023 3 года назад +794

    Steuerkette gerissen 😂
    Volkswagen: Kein Problem wir spielen ihnen ein Softwareupdate auf

    • @Gentleman...Driver
      @Gentleman...Driver 3 года назад +48

      "Das ist Stand der Technik."

    • @Ghost_In_The_Trench
      @Ghost_In_The_Trench 3 года назад +15

      @@Gentleman...Driver Stand der Technik kriege ich von Audi auch ständig zu hören :D

    • @Gentleman...Driver
      @Gentleman...Driver 3 года назад +3

      @@Ghost_In_The_Trench Jeder, einfach nur jeder kriegt das zu hören. :))

    • @zacjohnson452
      @zacjohnson452 3 года назад +2

      Deutschland

    • @arkinjaredmorales4123
      @arkinjaredmorales4123 3 года назад +3

      @@Gentleman...Driver Audi. Voursprung den technik.

  • @Martilucio
    @Martilucio 3 года назад +393

    American: Our tunes are the best, look, my car is even able to make litlle explosions out of the exhaust!
    Stock vw:

    • @julianbrelsford
      @julianbrelsford 3 года назад +14

      "German engineering", when they need a good comeback after Americans "rolling coal" in a monstrous lifted pickup truck

    • @MTRXMP3
      @MTRXMP3 2 года назад +6

      Someone put a big firecracker in the exhaust

  • @frontxxrunner
    @frontxxrunner 3 года назад +106

    The timing of how this video is put together is excellent. Well done.

  • @abhidityasingh9444
    @abhidityasingh9444 3 года назад +44

    “Are you okay bro”
    “Nah it's our German thingy”

  • @discordmemes1645
    @discordmemes1645 3 года назад +56

    *poeple buying supercars to do flames*
    Volkswagen:

  • @olekzajac5948
    @olekzajac5948 3 года назад +128

    Yea... "From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank" always sounds just about the same.

    • @Rateswar07
      @Rateswar07 3 года назад +11

      Hol'up

    • @McBeamer94
      @McBeamer94 2 года назад +7

      When in doubt, use the war! 😜🤣

  • @leronglin7077
    @leronglin7077 3 года назад +155

    This is the funniest das auto meme

  • @TheCrazeturk
    @TheCrazeturk 3 года назад +21

    Germans forgot to take the V2 out of the thing.

  • @luiscarlos5695
    @luiscarlos5695 3 года назад +107

    Toyota : Let's go places !
    Ford : Built Tough !
    Volkswagen : *"DAS AUTO !"*

    • @stam1ska
      @stam1ska 3 года назад +5

      Ford built tough my ass

    • @luiscarlos5695
      @luiscarlos5695 3 года назад

      @@stam1ska
      Toyota Tacoma : *"IT WORKS FOR ME !"*
      ruclips.net/video/gbgZEHlbUkY/видео.html

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 Год назад +6

    It sounded like he drove over a land mine. 😂😂

  • @gtaseed
    @gtaseed 3 года назад +21

    When you hold in the fart during a date and now you're finally alone

  • @technorunner1
    @technorunner1 3 года назад +32

    Its funny to me that all the Das Auto memes are all MK3 golfs.

  • @PublicBus09
    @PublicBus09 2 года назад +54

    "German science is the world's finest!"
    -stroheim, JoJo's bizzare adventure

    • @n.l.3776
      @n.l.3776 2 года назад +1

      Brrrrrraaaakka murruuugaaaaa

    • @RoyaleClashLP
      @RoyaleClashLP 2 года назад +2

      Funny really funny

  • @rainofficial1924
    @rainofficial1924 3 года назад +50

    Never thought Germans to be the first to attach an afterburner to a Das Auto

    • @jaggns5774
      @jaggns5774 2 года назад +1

      @Feldweebel Akhowski naja, bei einem das Auto kann man das machen.

  • @kanekiskywalker1596
    @kanekiskywalker1596 3 года назад +38

    Always have your 75mm on your back, never know when those marines are gonna come

  • @nls.135
    @nls.135 3 года назад +22

    Even if it wasn’t a gun, since it’s just a car this is still considered a drive by

  • @shihabmohammadshibly704
    @shihabmohammadshibly704 2 года назад +7

    "aight listen up, imma compete against a honda civic revving"
    "I gotchu fam"

  • @mistirion4929
    @mistirion4929 2 года назад +33

    "Okay this is a quiet part of the town, I'm gonna drive slowly in order to not annoy anyone with my loud exhaust."
    ~this guy probably

  • @IamHomelander
    @IamHomelander Год назад +8

    I love how the guy holding camera experiences desert eagle level recoil for daring to look at a VW Golf 😂

  • @ternarycode
    @ternarycode 3 года назад +50

    alright, who's the one who put the Panzergranate in the exhaust?

  • @guywhoknowsstuff6379
    @guywhoknowsstuff6379 2 года назад +15

    Never lost one of its original features

  • @kurenai-gf7rj
    @kurenai-gf7rj Год назад +5

    360 NO SCOPE *BANG*
    Gotta Love the old Golfs :)
    Oh actually, i remember my Mom had a 2004 Volkswagon Jetta, she named him Fred. I miss Fred... good times 😢

  • @murilovsilva
    @murilovsilva 3 года назад +10

    Yes, this is the car that runs around my block every day at 3 in the morning

  • @Maximus20778
    @Maximus20778 3 года назад +34

    Plot twist: the people died due to the tank round hitting them

  • @fman2854
    @fman2854 3 года назад +39

    *MISFIRONG SYSTEM*
    Kyoich: Hold Up

  • @browniebär_2007
    @browniebär_2007 Год назад +6

    I can imagine the supra's face when he sees this 🥶

  • @clxse1
    @clxse1 3 года назад +7

    That OOOoaaaaa after the explosion is das best. 😂😂

  • @shagirani5518
    @shagirani5518 3 года назад +5

    That caught me offguard..😂

  • @patback2322
    @patback2322 3 года назад +9

    When you can't afford to two step it so you ductape a shotgun to the exhaust

  • @Chimera6297
    @Chimera6297 3 года назад +27

    ha my shitbox does this when it hasn't fully warmed up
    last time my ears were ringing for a good 5 minutes

  • @MrMemes-ms7gn
    @MrMemes-ms7gn 2 года назад +3

    The new 2022 Leopard Tank with an VW Golf Bodykit

  • @itsELRe
    @itsELRe 3 года назад +4

    When you fart in a meeting thinking it's going to be a silent one.

  • @mr.memory8736
    @mr.memory8736 3 года назад +73

    Supra : finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.

  • @caflee7801
    @caflee7801 2 года назад +2

    It’s always the old 1st or 2nd gens lmaoo

  • @skibbatrixadona
    @skibbatrixadona 3 года назад +10

    When you forget your grenade in the exhaust

  • @ravenwestr1681
    @ravenwestr1681 Год назад +4

    I kept coming back to this lmaoo its so funny its out of nowhere

  • @noel3198
    @noel3198 2 года назад +5

    That explosion scared the shit out of me

  • @Freddles780
    @Freddles780 Год назад +4

    The misfiring system has been real quiet since this one dropped

  • @leogreck9984
    @leogreck9984 3 года назад +8

    Residents: Did someone just got shot with a cannon?

  • @patemathic
    @patemathic 3 года назад +43

    Jokes aside, what even happened? Was it just a giant backfire?

  • @marekslemensky4531
    @marekslemensky4531 3 года назад +13

    and there goes the muffler

  • @GAMERIN-rn6dj
    @GAMERIN-rn6dj 5 месяцев назад +1

    Man, lenin had an good sense of humour 😅

  • @Leon-SID
    @Leon-SID 2 года назад +17

    После этого хлопка он развил сверхзвуковую скорость 😆

  • @mysteriumxarxes3990
    @mysteriumxarxes3990 Год назад +2

    bro remembering the good ol old times at the 40s

  • @technojay5137
    @technojay5137 3 года назад +5

    Old man : walking peacefully in the street
    Car : Boom
    Old man : *D-Day flashbacks*

  • @Jonas-ns7hf
    @Jonas-ns7hf 2 года назад +2

    Alter hab ich mich erschrocken...

  • @LPnoa
    @LPnoa 2 года назад +5

    I confess... that caught me off guard and scared me.

  • @aleksejstojanovski725
    @aleksejstojanovski725 3 года назад +16

    My friend: nothing can be more powerful than a RPG.
    Me: :))

  • @durlokurlo
    @durlokurlo 3 года назад +8

    That scared the crap out of me

  • @dommick5166
    @dommick5166 2 года назад +15

    And the loudest exhaust award goes to...

  • @TITANa.k.a.RADIATION173
    @TITANa.k.a.RADIATION173 2 года назад +5

    Probably 10,000HP 😂😂

  • @keisuketakahasi4584
    @keisuketakahasi4584 2 года назад +2

    "i heard gunshots!"

  • @thelifeofjustin7516
    @thelifeofjustin7516 2 года назад +9

    Ja man! Deutsche Anti-lag xD bis der Auspuff platzt 💪😅

  • @perrocomunista5751
    @perrocomunista5751 2 года назад +2

    "Yes officer it is stock"

  • @thekyleyoumans
    @thekyleyoumans 3 года назад +9

    Honda Owners: “Yooo vtech just kicked in”
    Volkswagon Owners: “Skrrrre Buh Baah”

  • @timsuter3030
    @timsuter3030 Год назад +1

    "Kuck mal da kommt ein geiler Golf" proceeds to detonate a bomb

  • @revento5544
    @revento5544 3 года назад +7

    It throws a flashbang when a Karen is disturbing him

  • @kuba.504
    @kuba.504 Год назад +1

    bro got that M1 grenade tune

  • @student_of_God
    @student_of_God Год назад +3

    When you are in a race and someone tries to slipstream behind you and you do this:

  • @maxmustermann6460
    @maxmustermann6460 2 года назад +2

    POV: you inadvertently buy the car bomb in los santos customs

  • @fritzfromswitzerland
    @fritzfromswitzerland 3 года назад +5

    Did he install a sparkplug in the exhaust? Lol 😂

  • @phantomtoast5747
    @phantomtoast5747 Год назад +1

    Bro installed a grenade launcher attachment on his exhaust lmao

  • @DutchDukeMan
    @DutchDukeMan 3 года назад +3

    Nobody:
    Honda civic drivers at 3.00am:

  • @cukoo9919
    @cukoo9919 2 года назад +2

    Best clip to test my Earphone bass.

  • @themoderncaferacer2264
    @themoderncaferacer2264 3 года назад +8

    I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

  • @Beesting421
    @Beesting421 9 месяцев назад +1

    I coincidentally almost dropped my phone when that happened

  • @phyx1s
    @phyx1s 2 года назад +8

    It scarred the hell out of me. I had to watch it a few times to understand what actually happened.

  • @Автомобилнидейности
    @Автомобилнидейности 2 года назад +2

    listening in my home theater speakers it's like a grenade went of in the room OMG !

  • @michombero_burundi
    @michombero_burundi 3 года назад +16

    когда настроил карб у деда за 500р:

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer Год назад +2

    The car is equipped with an anti-tank gun instead of an exhaust.

  • @P0z0Rski
    @P0z0Rski 3 года назад +9

    I bet he changed switch on LPG :)

  • @amazingworldofjay9378
    @amazingworldofjay9378 9 месяцев назад +1

    this scared the shit outta me

  • @djisch
    @djisch 3 года назад +5

    Geiler golf

  • @FormerlyUltimatePlush
    @FormerlyUltimatePlush Год назад +1

    Truly a *Das Auto* moment

  • @JohnConnorTerminator2
    @JohnConnorTerminator2 3 года назад +4

    Volkswagen Das Auto! honestly! Solid Engines that last forever! 47 year old Golf MK1s cruising in town in 2021!

  • @ythatesfacts
    @ythatesfacts Год назад +2

    My cheeks hurt from laughing at the comments and I had to force myself to stop laughing to not get the hiccups.

  • @josephcullen2512
    @josephcullen2512 3 года назад +6

    Why do these make me laugh so hard

  • @apilolomi
    @apilolomi Год назад +1

    For me this will never be a meme. Rather it was a goosebumb creating part of my childhood tv memories.

  • @whitetiger-7752
    @whitetiger-7752 3 года назад +17

    Man I felt that 😂

  • @McBeamer94
    @McBeamer94 2 года назад +2

    When you finally let out the fart you've been keeping for the previous 8 hours in the business meeting.

  • @Silverpump
    @Silverpump 2 года назад +4

    Ich weiß nicht warum... Aber das hat mich echt gekillt 😂😂

  • @gicady
    @gicady 2 года назад +2

    Nice channel name, comrade