CALAMITY CUCCO! The Legend of Zelda

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2021
  • Zelda and Link face off against an army of feather fiends in a battle to the death. It's swords vs beaks in the ultimate showdown of elf and CHICKEN!
    Produced by Tom Jenkins and Ben Michael
    Written by Tristan Cooper
    Animated by Daniel Arruda Massa - / @damnimationstudios
    Voice of Link by Blake Swift
    Voice of Zelda by Anna Chloe Moorey
    Edit, Sound Design and Additional VFX by Jason Alan Dewey
    Music Composed and Mastered by Alex Walker Smith
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  • @mashed
    @mashed  2 года назад +1440

    This cartoon is in memory of the bucket of chicken we had last week which gave us all diarrhea. You got us good, you tasty tasty angel.

    • @SpammytheHedgehog
      @SpammytheHedgehog 2 года назад +9

      Hello

    • @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai
      @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai 2 года назад +10

      Caca 😂

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 2 года назад +3

      RIP

    • @nothing00164
      @nothing00164 2 года назад +4

      Iraqis
      are here

    • @WeissM89
      @WeissM89 2 года назад +2

      Let me guess... E. Coli or Salmonella, bacteria found in bird poop? That's what you get for eating animals: Zoonotic diseases. But hey, let's all point our fingers at some random people in China for eating bats and pangolins...

  • @Maljurok
    @Maljurok 2 года назад +1307

    I mentioned in the last one about how using the Cuccos as a weapon against calamity Ganon was a missed Opportunity, but seeing this video made me realize how ahead of me they were in some aspects, not matter what game Cuccos don't play around.

  • @shadow759
    @shadow759 2 года назад +1402

    Part of me wish that Cucco at the end was in the game lol

    • @Meme-Dealer8323
      @Meme-Dealer8323 2 года назад +6

      Woah! I didn't expect to see you here. Lol

    • @lordbaconweeb
      @lordbaconweeb 2 года назад +7

      I think we can mod it

    • @cd31000
      @cd31000 2 года назад +8

      Calamity Cucco

    • @shadow759
      @shadow759 2 года назад +6

      @@cd31000 I didn't want to spoil it just in case.

    • @cd31000
      @cd31000 2 года назад

      @@shadow759 If they're scrolling through the comments, they know what they're getting into.

  • @KayKwasa
    @KayKwasa 2 года назад +658

    Not even a gold Lynel can compare to the sheer horror that is the Cuccos

    • @Decimator_517
      @Decimator_517 2 года назад +18

      You can say that again.

    • @uphi-downlow5792
      @uphi-downlow5792 Год назад +2

      Jokes aside...
      Would you rather be defeated by a buff ass lion horse? Or a chicken? Which would you rather be on your grave stone?

    • @KayKwasa
      @KayKwasa Год назад +4

      @@uphi-downlow5792 I rather have a Lynel be my end; the thought of a 🐔 being my end would be just humiliating especially when all you have to do is mind your own business

  • @wind369
    @wind369 2 года назад +765

    Hey link got too second base that’s a huge improvement

    • @looeegee
      @looeegee 2 года назад +63

      Link is a gigachad now

    • @VorxDargo
      @VorxDargo 2 года назад +71

      This is the reincarnation of the Fallen Hero, and descendent of the first Link. The first Link not only married Zelda but fathered all of Hyrule.

    • @gin9561
      @gin9561 2 года назад +7

      @@VorxDargo the same Zelda in the video or is there descendants of Zelda too?

    • @hyperplorp6468
      @hyperplorp6468 2 года назад +9

      @@gin9561 the link from skyward sword was the first ever link

    • @VorxDargo
      @VorxDargo 2 года назад +8

      @@gin9561 The Zelda from the video is a descendent of Skyward, the Link is the reborn Fallen Hero.

  • @a_legendary_dodo3774
    @a_legendary_dodo3774 2 года назад +203

    Gamer theory: TLOZ cuccos are the result of the fierce deity being fragmented into multiple souls to avoid destroying the world. You awaken it each time you display aggression against its new numerous bodies.

  • @Chaosdeity
    @Chaosdeity 2 года назад +273

    He sings one of the most iconic sonic songs of all time.
    I literally busted a gut laughing so hard

  • @TheStrikeStrike
    @TheStrikeStrike 2 года назад +366

    To be fair, chickens really are that vicious. If they see blood on you, they are attracted to that spot and won’t stop until the victim is gone or dead.
    Also mashed, you chicken noises are spot on.

    • @AlexWalkerSmith
      @AlexWalkerSmith 2 года назад +15

      The chickens were voiced by Kevin Andrew Rivera, A.K.A @RicanFly! 🙌

    • @TheStrikeStrike
      @TheStrikeStrike 2 года назад +11

      Well congrats to him! ^^ He sounds just like my real life hens!

    • @Devil-Damon
      @Devil-Damon 2 года назад +1

      @SlaveLaboringKid There's a difference between having feathers and being a actual t-rex there not even reptiles

    • @sucks2suck981
      @sucks2suck981 2 года назад +4

      @@Devil-Damon go read a book please

    • @Devil-Damon
      @Devil-Damon 2 года назад +1

      @@sucks2suck981 1. I made a mistake 2. This was two weeks smh 3. still they didn't really use to be t rexes more or less just related to them

  • @teetbeezoon
    @teetbeezoon 2 года назад +379

    I just love how he pointed out that eggs are actually chicken's periods! I used to taunt my sisters with that fact! 😏🤣

    • @gerbentime4175
      @gerbentime4175 2 года назад +30

      Chickens, much like every bird in existence, don't have periods. The egg is the bird equivalent of an egg cell in mammals. The reason chickens lay unfertilized eggs is because they have a seasonal laying period. Granted, depending on your definition of period you could count this, but most if not all bioligists don't.

    • @teetbeezoon
      @teetbeezoon 2 года назад +9

      @@gerbentime4175 It would also be shitty marketing! 😂

  • @timtim9178
    @timtim9178 2 года назад +462

    The Zelda cartoons are really the better ones, continue that, it's really cool

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 2 года назад +19

      Ikr? The tits on Zelda are perfect

    • @2heo1987
      @2heo1987 2 года назад +4

      @@AB0BA_69 she's thicc

  • @Silverslayed
    @Silverslayed 2 года назад +135

    These BOTW animations are always so perfect! They encapsulate just how most players behave with link. 😂

  • @JorneDeSmedt
    @JorneDeSmedt 2 года назад +104

    Ah yes. Chickens.
    The greatest threat in Hyrule.
    Reminds me that I haven't watched the Bagpipe of Doom in a while.

  • @jbgg007
    @jbgg007 2 года назад +46

    "They were throwing their periods at me" was definitely the best one liner I've heard in a while! 🤣

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 2 года назад +22

    Tingle fanfiction, what has the world come to?

  • @sashakittyeliza
    @sashakittyeliza Год назад +5

    "Theyre throwing their periods as me" LMFAOOOO BRO you have no idea how hard id tried to keep quiet from this one (its late at night lol)

  • @Banzai_AWOS
    @Banzai_AWOS 2 года назад +35

    There are 3 Blighted Gannons you should never get on the bad side of. Flower Blight, Chicken Blight, and the Blight that shall not be named

    • @Banzai_AWOS
      @Banzai_AWOS 2 года назад

      @Creeperawmangod ah I seem to have made a mistake, you are correct my good sir.

    • @hiimnorm3553
      @hiimnorm3553 2 года назад +2

      The last one is the infamous owl from oot

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 года назад +33

    1:25 R.I.P. Poo 🥺
    You were too good for Link.

  • @Pac81
    @Pac81 2 года назад +80

    I can not figure out why they never sent the chickens to fight Ganon. He wouldn't stand a chance.

    • @Lorddacenshadowind
      @Lorddacenshadowind 2 года назад +22

      He knows better than to attack them

    • @ariahemlock2492
      @ariahemlock2492 2 года назад +12

      Trade one calamity for another?

    • @seth2111
      @seth2111 Год назад

      Simple! Because the Cukoo's secretly are working for Gannon as spys and assassins

  • @SoranotRoxas
    @SoranotRoxas 2 года назад +41

    Link singing City Escape is just perfect lol

  • @Spider-Saiyan-PL-32707
    @Spider-Saiyan-PL-32707 2 года назад +7

    Link being a fusion of Loki and Thor, Confirmed.

  • @Stone_Horn
    @Stone_Horn 2 года назад +71

    Well, that punishment is pretty "fowl"

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 2 года назад +66

    Link couldn’t just call the colonel to take down those chickens ?

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 2 года назад +6

      Not after Link maybe accidentally purposely detonated a cube bomb in the kitchen.

    • @karlalberto6686
      @karlalberto6686 Год назад

      @@mwperk02 I did that once before third strike. I got obliterated.

  • @andrewleyton6689
    @andrewleyton6689 2 года назад +7

    3:47 I agree with link, He didn't even cause the acorn to fall, that cucco obviously hates him, because it should have gone for the guardians

  • @hairytick7882
    @hairytick7882 2 года назад +7

    For some reason I expected the chickens to just come back riding clouds and singing after their "ascension".
    Because of the way it sounded lol

  • @SanonixFastTime
    @SanonixFastTime 2 года назад +19

    Best moment of the video: 2:29
    Link singing Sonic Adventure 2 Escape the City

  • @jaydogdjjaydogdj8325
    @jaydogdjjaydogdj8325 2 года назад +40

    You know what I haven't watched mashed in a long time the last time i watch one of your videos was the wah rap it's so good

  • @geshcu
    @geshcu 2 года назад +7

    "why are there always consequenses for my actions?"

  • @jayquoproductions
    @jayquoproductions 2 года назад +7

    I was imagining the giant chicken at the end would “BUKAAK” in a really low, slow, loud voice

  • @9Godslayer
    @9Godslayer 2 года назад +4

    I still think that book Zelda was reading is more horrifying than the Cuccos.

  • @silusheroes6379
    @silusheroes6379 2 года назад +23

    Moral of the story: Don't hurt a cucco three times, or else.

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 2 года назад +1

      But I hurt one 4 times.

    • @silusheroes6379
      @silusheroes6379 2 года назад

      @@mwperk02 Now you've done it.

  • @SKULLTHEWIZARD
    @SKULLTHEWIZARD 2 года назад +6

    I love this Sonic voice and Link it's so snarky and it's great keep up the good videos

  • @grimoireweiss6428
    @grimoireweiss6428 2 года назад +8

    4:49 please, for the love of the triforce tell me their is some fanart for Calamity Cucco.

  • @Kaitri
    @Kaitri 2 года назад +14

    i miss twilight princess where you could play as the chicken for a few seconds.

  • @THESLASHFIVE1
    @THESLASHFIVE1 2 года назад +14

    The guy who voice link is legendary.

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 Год назад +3

    No matter which game it is, the chicken is a sacred creature that can bring the fury of the gods.

  • @siegfriedaxn12
    @siegfriedaxn12 2 года назад +9

    This is either great Ron Stoppable imcarnation or an incarnation of Link CDI

  • @lionheart4424
    @lionheart4424 2 года назад +21

    That Calamity Cucco design is awesome.

  • @hardcorevictor2552
    @hardcorevictor2552 2 года назад +15

    That's pure genius ! I like Link's voice !🤣🤣🤣

  • @gamekiller9053
    @gamekiller9053 2 года назад +11

    Link "they were throwing their periods at me"
    In another univers
    Link "they were throwing their babys at me"
    Mob of mlfs outside throwing their babys made from link.

  • @tyranimas
    @tyranimas 2 года назад +27

    If Nintendo ever decides to voice link we need to petition for shadyvox to become the official English voice actor. In my mind it’s already canon

  • @maybetoby
    @maybetoby 2 года назад +10

    Lol Link singing City Escape

  • @totteicecreamOFFICIAL
    @totteicecreamOFFICIAL 2 года назад +17

    Thank god that the next video was a Zelda video. Zelda for life

  • @thefenrir777
    @thefenrir777 2 года назад +18

    This NEEDS a sequel where they go to ganon for help

  • @lessliejohnson6932
    @lessliejohnson6932 2 года назад +35

    Between Link saying "hold this,pretend its your baby" and "they're throwing their periods", I lost it,and laughed until I got sick! I subbed because of this awesome tale! Plz do more like this!🤣💚🧝‍♂️

  • @Zeverinsen
    @Zeverinsen 2 года назад +7

    I still remember the first time I got attacked by them.
    The sheer chaos...
    *Amazing!*

  • @CelticVizard
    @CelticVizard 2 года назад +17

    Can we just take a moment to remember Blake's history with Sonic?

  • @jawllypop1750
    @jawllypop1750 2 года назад +8

    And ths cartoon makes us wonder how this Link managed to beat the calamity and save Hyrule. He ends up summoning an even worse one.

  • @The_RedVIII
    @The_RedVIII 2 года назад +16

    That would actually be a cool idea for a hidden boss.

    • @john02222
      @john02222 2 года назад +2

      Boss implays you can some way stop it this would be more like punishment for braking the game

  • @JeremysBlackWalMartBouncer
    @JeremysBlackWalMartBouncer 2 года назад +9

    THIS NEEDS TO BE AN OFFICIAL SERIES!!

  • @maddestmike5791
    @maddestmike5791 2 года назад +12

    Who's the bear following Link before the chicken attack? *hears his name* Never mind, fittingly named pet bear.

  • @octogorb9853
    @octogorb9853 2 года назад +33

    Calamity Cucco would honestly make an amazing mod boss.

  • @Mayeur000Donz
    @Mayeur000Donz 2 года назад +8

    I can't get enough of Blake Swift's voice.

  • @Arthas30000
    @Arthas30000 2 года назад +21

    This.
    I didn't realize I needed this in my life until it was here 🤩

  • @nightwolfpuppy
    @nightwolfpuppy 2 года назад +11

    This channel makes me want to start a petition to get Blake to voice Link in BOTW 2...I know it's just grunts and yells but I can dream dang it!

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 2 года назад +361

    We all know Link would have found a way to bring his fish waifu back to life, not settle with Zelda.

    • @darkmask5933
      @darkmask5933 2 года назад +32

      But Sidon is still alive.

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 2 года назад +48

      @@darkmask5933 Sidon wouldn’t get in the way, he’s gotta continue his chad bloodline anyway.

    • @catsukisubaru3715
      @catsukisubaru3715 2 года назад +9

      @@r.e.z9428 no we don't get it. Sidon is alive, link doesn't have to bring him back from the dead

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 2 года назад +21

      @@catsukisubaru3715 Sidon’s not a waifu though. Too much chad energy.

    • @johns6014
      @johns6014 2 года назад +2

      Why are you saying that he'd have to settle for his waifu? He's already made it to second base with her

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight 2 года назад +5

    3:23 This isn’t faaair! Why are there always consequences for my actions?

  • @Ice_Animates
    @Ice_Animates 2 года назад +7

    “Legends have it that once the egg blood moon rises that calamity cuckoo will escape from the egg and-“

  • @nasanierurason901
    @nasanierurason901 2 года назад +5

    Makes me think of the creature that spawns in Witcher for killing the cows 🤣

  • @CRzyHDedJHny
    @CRzyHDedJHny 2 года назад +35

    Zelda reading smut is pretty good.

  • @tattertot8259
    @tattertot8259 2 года назад +13

    And then we saved Marin from being trapped as a seagull forever !

  • @Runescythe9852
    @Runescythe9852 2 года назад +3

    And thus, Calamity Cucco was born.

  • @unex.the.
    @unex.the. 2 года назад +5

    Can we take a quick second to just say Zelda is overflowing in this dress constantly.

  • @Mate397
    @Mate397 2 года назад +6

    Now the real fight for the fate of the realm begins.

  • @superkamiguru1000
    @superkamiguru1000 2 года назад +18

    There's a reason you can't bring a cucco with you to fight Calamity ganon
    its too powerful

  • @HulkTheSurgeon
    @HulkTheSurgeon 2 года назад +4

    Poor Cucco. I feel like it was asking for an apology at 1:31. :(

    • @sarad6893
      @sarad6893 2 года назад

      Awww, si cierto :'c

  • @OtZillaFM
    @OtZillaFM 2 года назад +4

    2:29 That's a Sonic Reference in my Zelda video

  • @4dojo
    @4dojo Год назад +3

    If Link could talk in the games and this was his personality I would actually br coll with that. 😂

  • @Lemuel928
    @Lemuel928 2 года назад +2

    Dang Link,you unlocked the secret boss that hasn’t been seen for a hundred years.

  • @CactuarKnight
    @CactuarKnight 2 года назад +39

    Boy, Zelda sure filled up since Ganon was defeated huh?

  • @blasthornet7179
    @blasthornet7179 2 года назад +11

    Would you make part two for this. I want to see cuckoos destroy the enemies!

  • @pinkblossoms
    @pinkblossoms Год назад +4

    This video predicted Link and Zelda living together in ToTK 😅

  • @RhythicManRhythm
    @RhythicManRhythm 2 года назад +2

    Links voice and this art style reminds me of a show I can’t remember.

  • @gametuber9025
    @gametuber9025 Год назад +2

    link definitely deserved the first two strikes, but he didn't technically hurt the cucco a third time, the little guardians did, so i guess the cucco either really like guardians, or really hate people.

  • @Handleneeds3ormorecharacters98
    @Handleneeds3ormorecharacters98 Год назад +1

    The fact you added escape from the city makes this video infinity times better

    • @d00p58
      @d00p58 Год назад

      was boutta comment this lol

  • @vectitude4271
    @vectitude4271 2 года назад +3

    3:33 ouch but hilarious! 😂

  • @erwinkonig4224
    @erwinkonig4224 2 года назад +9

    Damn Zelda is busty ^^ But kidding aside, never underestimate cuocos !! they're damn dangerous

  • @shardinhand1243
    @shardinhand1243 2 года назад +4

    ... i once saw these feathered killing machines take down a giant lion centuar thing... they knew no fear and struck at it again and again with out mercy... no matter how many the monster cut down more took theyre place like a tidal wave... a lone ship lost to the raging storm... the poor beast never had a chance... the cookoos ate well that night....

  • @KentsGarageGym
    @KentsGarageGym 2 года назад +2

    The KFC colonel suffered a similar fate

  • @undeadgentalmen
    @undeadgentalmen 2 года назад +3

    3:03 First thought that the cuccos was going to lite the dummy on fire. Still chuckle that they had it hanging from a tree.

  • @nintendogamer3227
    @nintendogamer3227 2 года назад +6

    It's funny how they make Link sound like an absolute douche nozzle! XD

  • @Parey1477
    @Parey1477 Год назад +1

    Zelda:oh i tought it was calmity ganon coming back*blushes
    Me:hold up

  • @ZenAlphaFire
    @ZenAlphaFire 2 года назад +4

    Oh ffs lol that is by far the best secret boss ever. Im still hoping there is a Gannon vs Cuccoo Mob vid somewhere lol

  • @wildmike8012
    @wildmike8012 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for singing some of the Sonic adventure 2 soundtrack it took me back and also let me know I'm not the only one who still sings it

  • @KingSpartaX37
    @KingSpartaX37 2 года назад +1

    ~Catastrophic Chicken of Despair~
    *Calamity Cucco*

  • @alluringming
    @alluringming 2 года назад +4

    Alll i can say there better be a sequel to this ^^

  • @thelaughingman6975
    @thelaughingman6975 2 года назад +5

    Was Link singing that song a reference to Shadyvox voicing Sonic on this channel in the 34 land or you just wanted him to sing a little tune

  • @freazyknight
    @freazyknight 2 года назад +5

    Got struck 3 times by lightning and they ascended. Is this a heavenly tribulation from xianxia.

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 2 года назад

      Now what happens if he strikes the mega Chicken 3 times?

  • @samgomez2521
    @samgomez2521 Год назад +1

    With this, I'm now even more terrified of cocoos now especially that time after I used the master sword on all of them in that one quest and not even mipha's grace was able to protect me

  • @Henleash
    @Henleash 2 года назад +1

    *ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND*

  • @fallenangelofoz8726
    @fallenangelofoz8726 2 года назад +1

    "They were throwing their periods at me" made me cackle.

  • @Demonzelda42-Shady_Lusamine216
    @Demonzelda42-Shady_Lusamine216 2 года назад +2

    Oh dear Hylia, they're so screwed

  • @commieraider3004
    @commieraider3004 2 года назад +1

    Mashed is going down another of their Zelda rabbit holes

  • @dan.9093
    @dan.9093 2 года назад +1

    I cannot unsee eggs as chickens' periods now

  • @toddy1258
    @toddy1258 2 года назад +2

    Me, remember the chickens in The Legend Of Zelda, A Link To The past: oh god, please, don't hurt the chicken

  • @somieuler-ajayi5246
    @somieuler-ajayi5246 2 года назад +1

    This gives me regular show vibes and I'm here for it

  • @ServantofBaal
    @ServantofBaal 2 года назад +1

    You mean mega ultra cucco? No! Shhhh! He is legend...

  • @Annihilator27
    @Annihilator27 2 года назад +1

    Haha, Cucco was innuendo for Tingles rock hard co-

  • @wesleyneilsen7671
    @wesleyneilsen7671 11 месяцев назад

    I need a weekly series of this.

  • @lovejoy550
    @lovejoy550 2 года назад +6

    I wish this was an actual quest.

  • @spyroluver0951
    @spyroluver0951 2 года назад +2

    Calamity Chicken 😂😂