Black Dynamite (2009) - Comedic Movie Recap
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- Опубликовано: 29 апр 2022
- Listen up you Jive Turkeys, today we are watching Black Dynamite. One of my all time favorites
Starring: Michael Jai White, Salli Richardson, Arsenio Hall, Kevin Chapman, Tommy Davidson,
Director: Scott Sanders,
Writer: Michael Jai White,
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"But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in the community." Lmao goated movie.
Best line in the history of cinema.
My momma says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite
Ah, little girl's, there's lots of cats with that name
I THINK the head pimp holding that meeting is Arsenio Hall
Those brothers were mean.. like a fat nigga wit pork chops and greens now can u dig it🤣🤣 yea I can dig it
@@missmoanypants doughnuts don't wear alligator shoes
So many memorable quotes, but my favorite is "Stick with me baby and you'll be farting through silk"
Probably my favorite line you didn't mention is when he and his lady stop to talk to two teenage girls while walking down the freshly de-smacked streets. "My mama said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite." "So did my mama." "uhhh, hush up little girls, lot of cats have that name."
Best line is without a doubt ; "Hahaha, I threw that shit before I walked in the room!"
My roommate, husband, and I would randomly say that to each other all the time. 😂
I have this as my ringtone. 😂
One of those rare birds I call a "perfect film". Every frame is art and has purpose. Arguably the greatest parody movie of all time. Can you dig it?
sho nuff! i CRACK up every dam time
Yeah, i can dig it.
Hell yeah, you're an fan of black dynamite!!!
the single problem i have with the film after hours and years of rewatches is one bad digital fire effect that breaks the 70's illusion for like 1 second
@@superharuhifan I hear ya, but that movie made me giggle like a retard in a pinwheel factory. I’m willing to forgive small sins for such joy.
Man so many funny parts. I forgot about the “I’m 18 year old Black Dynamite…..”
The entire "diner deduction" scene is absolute genius. The way everyone rattles off these obscure facts, one going to the other, making it seem "yeah, that makes total sense," it's insane troll logic at its finest and somehow works.
Then there's the old lady practically off screen whos not even one of the actual characters who keeps chiming in answering the later questions before they even get to answer them right as they're getting close to the final answer lmao
Considering the fact that Black Dynamite led them down that whole rabbit hole, it’s clear he knew “Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick,” the whole time! He communicated it that way PURPOSEFULLY
"But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in the community" lol
"Ah ha! I threw that shit before i entered the room " has to be one of the best lines ever !
“But black dynamite. I distribute drugs to the community!”
"The militants turned startled" is my most favoritest line in this all-time great movie!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
"[Sarcastically] I'm in charge."
That part where Bullhorn slaps the dude & the actor breaks character, then the next cut is another actor gets me every time. Also, "But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in the community!"
'I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!!!' is high up on my favorite lines, but you're 100% correct that 99% of the lines in this are hilarious and extremely quotable.
I've watched this movie more times than I can remember and I never noticed the tear drop disappearing/reappearing.
And I love how a lot of the jokes in the animated series can only be understood in reference to this masterpiece!
I was frickin pissed they cancelled that show. I know it wasn't from ratings though. My friends and I all loved it and a lot of people did. That's the sad thing. I mean what's the difference in a that and say like squidbillies that is making fun of people like me that live back in BFE.
"Dynamite, Dynamite!" Still my text message notification to this day!
Mine is Keenan Ivory Wayans saying "Message!" from "Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood".
@@HarryBuddhaPalm that's great 🤣🤣🤣
Dude the car exploding mid flight was hilarious
I've slept on this movie, because every time I'd see it available, I thought it was an actual 70's blaxsploitation movie. This thing looks funny as hell. The car blowing up at 9:15 while going over the cliff, before it even hit anything, completely won me over. This jive ass turkey will definitely check out Black Dynamite.
And that's why it is a masterpiece of cinema! The level of sublime and in-your-face, while nuanced, tropes from all the 60's, 70's and 80's bad/good shows is so incredible! It's like learning with incredibly good and ridiculous Historical Satire, minute by minute! One of the greatest Comedies ever made!
FUN FACT:
Dude who played Nixon, the actor learned how to use nunchucks only after being hired for the role. He practiced intently.
One of my favorite movies of all time, and the Sundance Cut as I call it was even funnier and looked even more like a classic blaxploitation film. Gonna watch this now but I always loved the bit of trivia about the making of this movie where they went to a studio for funding and showed the guy a trailer for what they wanted to do. He was confused why they just showed him a trailer from the 70's but after explaining that they had just shot it he was like "you're funded."
One of Michael Jai White's best films, if not the best.. Man, I love this film as much as I love Dolemite..
My favorite line is Arsenio's during the credits. When BP came and checked all the pimps and left. The Arsenio says "Who the hell let this n*gga in my house?" Up until that point I had forgotten how funny Arsenio is. 😆
It is one of the most quotable films ever, with so many choice lines. Not only is it a funny film but it works on different levels depending on whether you're a novice or a seasoned blacksploitation veteran, The parts when he keeps noticing the boom mic are hilarious.
Black Dynamite's theme song was my text alert for about 3 years after I first saw this. It was an automatic classic!! Bullhorn's slap in The Hip Pocket legit had me in tears.
Holy shit, me too. I don't know if I kept it on there for 3 years though
Black dynamite cartoon is lit. It's like Boondocks but with more kung fu and silly jokes
The Michael Jackson and Dr. Wu's Race War episodes are some of my favorites. I miss that show.
@@worsel555 I also like the micheal jackson episode lol
Black Dynamite is probably supposed to be a male counterpart of Coffy, the character played by Pam Grier in the 1973 movie.
"STFU when grown folks are talkin'" is one of the best lines ever.
Favorite moment easily: "EUPHORIA I KNOW THAT'S YOU I DON'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK!..."
They did such a great job recreating the look of 70's movies.
You know what ,I'd have loved to see Steve James as a character fighting alongside Black Dynamite! In an alternate universe of course where our beloved shirtless mustache badass was alive and kicking! RIP Curtis Jackson!
“I threw that $#it for I walked in the room!” 😂😂 pure gold!
The guy reading the stage directions is hilarious
He's pretty good. He was in another spoof movie called Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. He had a very memorable role in that. His name is Darrel Heath
The "interrupting my monologue" scene is comedic gold!
This movie had the best racial slur I ever heard. I love the part where the lady at the end shoots a plate out of Black Dynamite's hand and says "Get your filthy black hands off the Presidential dinnerware, you Moon Cricket!"
If I ever meet Michael Jai, I'm gonna shake his hand and tell him how much I love this movie.
This must play in all hair salons of the world!
I always wonder why Michael Jai White is just so underappreciated....
This is just one of those movies that you have to watch. You could quote the movie scene for scene, line for line, but it'll never make sense unless you actually watch. Loved this movie so much! And those "mistakes" are amazing 👏
My favorite lines in the movie are "My momma said my daddy's name is Black Dynamite" "My momma says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite too!" "Hush up little girl, a lot of cats around here go by that name"
So I just watched this the other day after watching your review and it was great. I have to say the part where he says "Ha, I threw that before I entered the room!" had me laughing for like 2 minutes. So funny
Tropic Thunder references will never get old
I think Steven Seagal is low key jealous of Black Dynamite and his skills (in martial arts, sexual conquests, and military service)
This movie is such a great classic and so well done, many of its subtleties are underappreciated)
Definitely one of my favorites. All of the little things make me laugh, the boom mics in the shot, the car not being put in park, the deliberate bad edits, its amazing.
Truly a classic film for the ages
Soooo many great scenes but the 1 that actually had me roll off the couch and onto the floor in hysterics is when they arrive on Kung Fu island and BD whispers "ok, here's the plan" and out of the bushes the guy that reads every word of his script pops up biting his lip and starts blowing the absolute shit out of everything! Cut to Black Dynamite glaring at him like "WTF!" 🤣🤣🤣
For anyone who hasn't seen either I'm Gonna Git You Sucka or Black Dynamite, see both. Buuut Black Dynamite is the one that actually feels like a real blaxploitation movie. The attention to detail is incredible. And it comes at no loss of humor. I couldn't exactly rank them, but this definitely delivers the most authentic blaxploitation experience.
Also, not all real blaxploitation movies are bad or campy. Across 110th Street is a solid film.
I see I'm gonna get you sucka in the same vein as Austin Powers. It relishes in its era while wearing the spirit and tropes of the genre its parodying on its sleeve.
Across 110th Street is an excellent film. It's so good I don't consider it blaxpolitation. They had Anthony Quinn and Yaphet Kotto. Another big mainstream actor was in it. Can't remember the name
I watched this movie a long time ago, and Dynamite's theme is STILL embedded in my brain
“I threw that 💩 before I walked in the room” made me break my phone. I dropped it laughing so hard at that scene in the trailer.
Best lines:
"who the hell is interrupting my kung fu"
"bookoosasaw like some cartoon shit"
"Tell me who did i just leave a little puddle"
"Pack my- DYNAMITE!"
"I'm running thaAæAƪAINGs, creeeeem corrn. 22 pounds of- DYNAMITE!"
"Awh, mothaf-(PUNCH)"
" Sarcastically, i'm in charge"
"i used to be an orphan..."
"They used to be orphans, orphans dont have parents"
"Donuts don't wear elegated shoes..."
"12:14 epic sequence"
"But, Black Dynamite... I sell drugs in the community..."
"Can you dig it?"
"Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you little richards-"
"Haha! I threw that shit before i walked on the room!"
"Cream Corn, NoOOOOOoOoO!"
"I'm sorry i pimped slapped you "
"DYNOMITE, DYNOMITE!!!!"
I simply adore this film. It's easily one of the funniest films in this century. The comedy is so nuanced, it's like a 7 layer burrito of comedy. I thought about recommending it to you but I see you were already on it. I love how they put in some intentional mistakes and also left any actual mistakes in as well. Like the scene when the crew rides up at Roscoe's Chili and donuts and start shooting at BD, the driver forgot to put the car in park for real. They decided to leave it in because it was more authentic to blacksploitation films. They didn't have budgets to spend on multiple takes back then. Also, shout out to the soundtrack. Soundtracks we're a huge part of blacksploitation films. Such as Curtis Mayfield's excellent soundtrack for SUPERFLY. Pusherman is still a relevant song. I love how even the soundtrack is in on the comedy as well in BD. Singing about what's happening in the scene. Adrian Younge deserves accolades for such a good throwback score. He went on to do the score for the excellent LUKE CAGE Netflix series. The same crew and performers of BD were supposed to do a blacksploitation western film, THE OUTLAW JOHNNY BLACK but it still hasn't come out. They made a trailer for it back in 2018 and even that was hilarious. I hope we get it someday.
I remember seeing this for the first time ever. I was laughing so hard I had to pause and take breaks this movie is that funny.
This is one of my favorite comedy's ever. Even the Adult Swim cartoon was great.
Absolute classic, Michael Jai has fantastic sense of humour , he needs to do more... the animation is cool but we really wanted another live action...this is a must watch for all
One of my favorite movies ever! Seen it countless times and I laugh historically every time 🤣🤣🤣 the animated series is pretty hilarious too
Man every time I rewatch this I find something new it’s too funny. Chicago Wind cracks me up with the no look driving all the time. Also when he was checking his brothers apt the song that plays says what he’s doing hilarious.
The funeral song is on the nose too, it's just harder to hear it with the dialogue
I love this movie because it's a love letter to the pioneers...in a very random and funny way.
This is definitely one of the best parody movies made. It looks and feels like the 70s black action movies and, with very few exceptions, keeps on target. To those who were raised on Friedberg/Seltzer 'parody' movies, this is what a parody movie is supposed to be. This is not a wink-at-the-camera/aren't-we-funny pop-reference movie. This is the real deal.
You really did your homework.
I'll only add that the brothel kung fu scene is straight out of a dolemite movie. It's not even exaggerated 🤣
This is one of my favorite movies of all time! I'm so happy to see all these parody exploitation films being highlighted!
Black Dynamite and Kung Pow: Enter the fist are a couple of my favorite movies, both criminally underrated.
This is one of the greatest movies ever made. Not even kidding. It's so good, it's actually insane... One of my top favorites for sure. I can watch it an infinite amount of times and still wanna see it again.
My favorite scene is anytime the theme song plays. I watched this for the first time at an after work movie night at a work thing years ago. was very surprised to be watching this at work to say the least hah!
Seen this on showtime when I was in middle school this classic gets better with time, thanks for showing it love
I have to thank Angry Joe for helping me find this hidden gem. He wasn't even really talking about it? He was talking about another black comedy parody spoof he didn't care for and said if you want a good example of this type of movie, watch Black Dynamite. You both are so right! I love this movie.
One of the greatest movies ever made. I was like the only person in the theatre when it came out, but I knew it was going to be a cult classic from the get go..
There are so many gems in this video, I honestly can't pick one out. Well, except for, "I threw that sh*t before I walked in the room" comes to mind. LOL. Now, I have to see this film. Thanks so much for the heads up. If you haven't joined the RedEye Review patreon, now is the time.
I freaking love this movie.
I cannot think of my favorite scene but the cartoon episode with OJ was fucking awesome. Or the one with Michael Jackson, that was also really funny. Poor Shamone!
When Black Dynamite was cursing Dr.Wu on radio, for that "你他妈的这个王八蛋“, his pronunciation of Chinese is surprisingly good.
Every acting was on point even the kids
This movie was pure entertainment 😀
I freaking love this movie. I even bought the soundtrack. The restaurant scene is the best. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how Chicago Wind goes off the cliff and it's not even the same car.
They captured the cheesiness of blaxploitation perfectly. I love the scene where our hero slaps the desk and stands up with his head out of the frame, then the camera does a tiny zoom for no reason.
I love this movie so much. I used the sound clip of ‘Dy-no-mite! Dy-no-mite!’ As my text ringer for years
"Stick with me, baby, I'll have you farting through silk." ~ Cream Corn
I'm sure selecting scenes was a difficult process but you definitely pulled it off. I've seen the movie 5 times and I could probably count this as the 6th. Your editing is really being well polished my dude.
I recommend "3 Ninjas" for inclusion into the "Ninja" series. 😄
One of the greatest movies made! Thank you for the review!!
Now I’m going to be quoting this gem for the next several years of my life lol.
Do NOT watch this while high... your rib cage will never be the same from laughter
That man with the clipboard was not going to die until he finished his job because damn it all they don’t call Taskmaster Jones PhD.
I love your channel! Growing up me, my dad, my brother, and my cousin used to have guys night and we would watch all the movies you cover. Its nice that when covering or watching the movies this time i dont have to cover my eyes at the juicy scenes.
Pimp Council always cracks me up, Capt. Kangaroo Pimp
He didn't lose the nunchaku, he kicked it and it returned!
"Ha ha! I threw that shit before I walked in!"
But, seriously, Michael Jai White is still a beast, and could easily reprise his role as Al Simmons (Spawn). Also looking forward to Black Dynamite 2.
Lucky numba 3! Black Dynamite is a BANGIN movie :-D i need to add this to my collection
This movie is so good, “I threw that before I walked in the room!” Is an amazing quote
Fun fact I broke my phone watching the trailer for this laughing so hard. At that time I was working at a movie theater, and surprisingly I found a theater that played it. My theater didn’t play anything like that.
Probably cause you was working for The Man…
Best 3 lines in the movie:
"Quiet woman, you'll wake the rest of the bitches."
"But Black Dynamite. I sell drugs in this neighborhood!"
"HA HA, I threw that shit before I walked in the room!"
Strangely, the first lady's line about moon crickets just doesn't land well with me. IDK why but it just doesn't work.
William Marshall was also the King of Cartoons on Pee Wee's Playhouse
Black Dynamite alongside Afro Samurai is one of my favorite black characters. The soundtrack of the movie is amazing and I'm a huge fan of the animated series. Apart from that, Tommy Davidson is super talented and I'm not sure if that counts a s a fun fact but the nurse in that hospital scene is/was an adult star. "Aaaaaah Shiiiiii" Dynamite Dynamite!
My husband really liked that girl, I think the 3 women Black Dynamite sleeps with in the beginning are/were also porn actors.
@@missmoanypants ,wow, I didn't know about the other three but overall there's plenty of beautiful black women in the movie. Those beautiful afros ooh Lord !
My favorite scene is the pool hall scene....where Black Dynamite switch the closed sign to open before he locked the door. Then if you watch closely the guys he threw out the windows are the same guys still inside and one of them was the stand in after that slap....LOL
Also there was supposed to be a part 2, but then it turned into a western, but haven't heard anything else about it other than this preview back in 2018: ruclips.net/video/6XLXSOG7zBo/видео.html
(Sarcastically) I'm in charge. EDIT - RIP Gunsmoke. Fiendish Dr Wu has paid in blood for such kung fu treachery.
One of the best blackspotation movie I've ever seen. The cartoon was epic and hilarious as was the movie. Both are great watches.
“I threw that sht before I walked in the room!!”
I absolutely love this movie. I've seen it in about half a dozen times. I remember finding out about this movie about a year before it came out. I saw it as soon as I could, then introduced it to all my friends.
Hey, my Daddy's called Black Dynamite too!
Hush up! Lots of cats got that name…😓
"Shut up little girl' lol
I just have to say one of the funniest movies ever made? Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoes.
I never heard of this movie. Now I have to watch! Thanks for reviewing this movie!
Before this even start, I want to say. I love this movie and literally quote it everyday.
LITTLE GIRL: “...my momma said MY DADDY’s name was BLACK DYNAMITE...”
BD: “...uh, SHUT UP, little girl, a lotta dudes got that name...!”
Somehow I missed out on this one. I'm going to have to give it a watch. When it came out, I just thought it looked stupid and low budget. Little did I know, that was the point. Thanks for the review!