Grading Every 40K Faction's Tanks

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @macroglossumstellatarum5932
    @macroglossumstellatarum5932 6 месяцев назад +1702

    "...based on this obscure WWI tank based on a tractor"
    I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific there, that's like half of them.

    • @Birdmanesp92
      @Birdmanesp92 6 месяцев назад +149

      There is only one Bob Semple

    • @stevenpennington8059
      @stevenpennington8059 6 месяцев назад +14

      As it should be

    • @measic4989
      @measic4989 6 месяцев назад +56

      Kind of tough to call it an obscure ww1 tank when it was quite literally the tank that defined tank warfare in it. It is by almost all metrics the least obscure first world war tank

    • @sidders1943
      @sidders1943 6 месяцев назад +82

      @@Birdmanesp92 Bob Semple is interwar-WW2 though.
      Edit: Just got to that point in the podcast, oops

    • @bigpoppa1234
      @bigpoppa1234 6 месяцев назад +8

      Sturmtiger?

  • @thewerdna
    @thewerdna 6 месяцев назад +1646

    Don't worry, all the Warthunder players are too busy leaking classified military documents on the internet to complain here

    • @Fred-bw3no
      @Fred-bw3no 6 месяцев назад +44

      Syke! We’re here too. However, that mod is so cool we’ll allow it anyway.

    • @whackify
      @whackify 6 месяцев назад +8

      I wonder what the latest leak is?

    • @Askethanoras
      @Askethanoras 6 месяцев назад +4

      dont tell me what to do

    • @Adrien323
      @Adrien323 6 месяцев назад +26

      *posts the STC of the Baal Predator* I was right about its armor profile! The Emperor protects.

    • @danielblanchette8593
      @danielblanchette8593 6 месяцев назад +3

      Minecraft discord server thug shaker central be like

  • @Speeds_Gaming_Corner
    @Speeds_Gaming_Corner 6 месяцев назад +674

    Brad the Rogal dorn empty bottom is perfect. You place it over your opponent's coolest model and then you get to take their model home when no one is looking.

    • @thepoorhammerpodcast
      @thepoorhammerpodcast  6 месяцев назад +278

      I'm not endorsing this, but I'm not NOT endorsing it either.

    • @IronPhysik
      @IronPhysik 5 месяцев назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 месяца назад +22

      Ah yes, the ork way: lootin'

    • @queencyrys6309
      @queencyrys6309 4 месяца назад +17

      It also means that it’s the Only tank in 40k that’s actually easy to handle and paint

    • @Izayoink_Saccuy
      @Izayoink_Saccuy 4 месяца назад +12

      It can fit 2 Mortarion without wings and base in it you need another Rogal Dorn for the wings and bases

  • @shinespider
    @shinespider 6 месяцев назад +937

    "When you close your eyes and think of a tank, do you see a crab?"
    "No, but when I open my eyes I'll be really glad to see one."
    This is poetry

    • @specs.weedle
      @specs.weedle 6 месяцев назад +39

      forget returning to monke
      we must advance to crab

    • @cristhianmlr
      @cristhianmlr 6 месяцев назад

      It rhymes

    • @cristhianmlr
      @cristhianmlr 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@specs.weedleadvance ????

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@cristhianmlr "all things eventually evolve into crabs" is the meme, so advance is the correct word here.

    • @nathanm5653
      @nathanm5653 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@cristhianmlr Advance but sideways

  • @Rexir2
    @Rexir2 6 месяцев назад +276

    We know the real reason T-Sons threw this assignment: instructed to bring their Lemon Ruse, they brought their primarch when told specifically not to

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 3 месяца назад +10

      I’m waiting for the day he’s forced to confront the fact that the TS are all Firstborn Marines, which means as a TS player he’s also a Firstborn Marine player.

  • @lizard56
    @lizard56 6 месяцев назад +167

    Magnus was so mad they named a Tank after Lemun Russ he tried to become one - and failed at it. Beautiful.

  • @Orpheus_Vault
    @Orpheus_Vault 6 месяцев назад +323

    I love that Custodes are becoming the student who we've come to realize has a terrible home life

    • @thepoorhammerpodcast
      @thepoorhammerpodcast  6 месяцев назад +157

      This is my favorite addition to the deep lore of grading episodes.

    • @luketfer
      @luketfer 6 месяцев назад +37

      @@thepoorhammerpodcast I mean I already joke that they're the children being fought over in a bitter divorce. Both the Main Studio and the Specialist Games studio can't seem to agree who gets custody in the 'main game and heresy' divorce. The Main studio has custody of the Primaris child, the Specialist games studio has custody of the Firstborn child meanwhile with Custodes half of their stuff is from the specialist games studio (aka almost all their vehicles) and half their stuff is main studio (aka almost all their infantry) and it's going to be another couple of years before this is finally settled.
      My own personal tin foil hat theory is that GW didn't want to do a complete Range Refresh for 40k Custodes just yet as they hadn't figured out which studio would get them and for 11th if they do stick around, the Custodes will get 'new' vehicles in plastic that aren't compatible with the Horus Heresy range with Deus ex Cawl being invoked or Guillman 'unsealing the vaults below the Imperial Palace' to explain them.

    • @Totema1
      @Totema1 6 месяцев назад +3

      Pretty lore accurate too

    • @PlasticAddict301
      @PlasticAddict301 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@luketfer heh. "Custodey"

  • @bigpoppa1234
    @bigpoppa1234 6 месяцев назад +103

    Did GW suddenly forgot how to name something that isn't "Castigator"? The Rogal Dorn has a Castigator gatling cannon, then the Sisters Castigator, in addition to being called Castigator, also has a Castigator Autocannon and a Castigator battle cannon. Where they invented by a guy named Cas T Gator?

    • @TheZakhai
      @TheZakhai 6 месяцев назад +17

      There's also a Castigator Knight

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 3 месяца назад +8

      That’s because a castigator is someone who passes severe judgment on others.
      And every time you fire that weapon you’re passing judgment on the enemies of humanity.

    • @DefinitelyNotAMachineCultist
      @DefinitelyNotAMachineCultist 2 месяца назад +1

      Wasn't there also that Chaos-Corrupted Castigator Titan?

    • @emzetkin1100
      @emzetkin1100 Месяц назад

      Knowing Warhammer, it was named after some bloke called Tim Castigator

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos Месяц назад

      @ John. His name was John Castigator.

  • @Thoughtsmith
    @Thoughtsmith 6 месяцев назад +441

    The Rogal Dorn is absolutely just what a Leman Russ would've looked like if it had been sculpted in the last 20 years.

    • @samurguy9906
      @samurguy9906 6 месяцев назад +37

      I kinda hate the way the guns are just slapped onto it wherever there’s empty space. Don’t get me wrong, I love tons of dakka. Bane blades are awesome. But the royal dorn looks like an orc tank without the style.

    • @DarthPootis
      @DarthPootis 6 месяцев назад +1

      leman russy❤😍

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@samurguy9906 Yeah, it's way too visually busy.

    • @TheSegert
      @TheSegert 6 месяцев назад +7

      I hate the rogal dorn. Because of GWs lazyness not giving us a bottom. If there was a bottom included. IN THE EXPENSIVE kit. Then it would be good.

    • @Thoughtsmith
      @Thoughtsmith 6 месяцев назад +2

      Definitely laziness, yep. Not trying to fit more extras on sprues then fit sprues in boxes.
      ...why are you relitigating this on a random comment made the best part of a week ago in a video mostly not even about the Dorn? Why does this have to pop up in my notifications?

  • @Xanthelei
    @Xanthelei 6 месяцев назад +336

    As a longtime MMO player, Berillio (sp?) is objectively correct in how he was drawing a tank. Well done, much applause.

    • @seizurejames5862
      @seizurejames5862 6 месяцев назад +11

      Definitely S Rank tank image

    • @DragonMaster360
      @DragonMaster360 6 месяцев назад +1

      FF14, WoW or GW2?

    • @Xanthelei
      @Xanthelei 6 месяцев назад +3

      @DragonMaster360 GW 1 for about 2 years, then a break, then WoW for TBC thru Panda, then GW 2 and RIFT for a bit, then WoW again, then FF14 for like a year, then a break, then touristed back to WoW to see how badly they did with Shadowlands...
      So basically my answer is just "yes" at this point. 😅

    • @cristhianmlr
      @cristhianmlr 6 месяцев назад +1

      Berillio (pt)

    • @DragonMaster360
      @DragonMaster360 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Xanthelei gotcha lol

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 6 месяцев назад +320

    As a Guard player I can confirm Primarch Leman Russ was named after our tank.
    Also if there’s no mentions of the Sturmtiger I’ll report this vid to the Inquisition.

    • @nofuxgivens2797
      @nofuxgivens2797 6 месяцев назад +8

      Or jagdpanther

    • @MarkOfTzeentch
      @MarkOfTzeentch 6 месяцев назад +11

      I mean.. in lore thats correct.. in RT Lemon Rustic didnt have a name.. but the tank did

    • @hastyhawkeye
      @hastyhawkeye 4 месяца назад

      Where is the kuglepanzer reference.

  • @martinfranzen5490
    @martinfranzen5490 6 месяцев назад +409

    Orkz needs to have looted rules back, then Orkz can have a tank too!

    • @Bomfunker91
      @Bomfunker91 6 месяцев назад +48

      The old 2nd/4th Edition rules for building your own Looted Wagon were so good. So many weapon and gear options.

    • @shibe2042
      @shibe2042 6 месяцев назад +38

      No professor i didnt plagiarise John Imperiums homework, i looted it!

    • @TheRagingModeller
      @TheRagingModeller 6 месяцев назад +7

      I miss playing 3rd when I repainted all my blood angels vehicles to orks and left some of the icons showing, but I miss my vehicles blowing up or just speeding into one direction killing things and then exploding

    • @stevecatpatrick8056
      @stevecatpatrick8056 6 месяцев назад +8

      We need a plastic kill tank. But also yes looted vehicles please

    • @TallDarknGruesome
      @TallDarknGruesome 6 месяцев назад +7

      Or grot tanks back

  • @archellothewolf2083
    @archellothewolf2083 6 месяцев назад +163

    Bricky didn't understand how ravenous the 40k fandom is for 40k product? Another day in the hobby I suppose.

  • @dustandpolos8196
    @dustandpolos8196 6 месяцев назад +308

    "...based on some WW1 tank I've never heard of..." The Land Raider is the Mark 1 Tank. The original tank, which led to all other tanks and after which all tanks are named. I can get behind the War Thunder comment, but you can't take points off tankiness for looking like THE original tank!

    • @winterkimber
      @winterkimber 6 месяцев назад +51

      I heard him hating on the Land Raider and it felt like I got whiplash. I don't know anything about WWI history but even I know that that is THE "tank" but huge and in 40k!
      Edit: They ranked the Gladiator, literally an Impulsor hover APC with a lil teeny turret, higher than the LR???

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 6 месяцев назад +14

      The FT17 was the tank that really got all of the basic features of what tanks became, though. The Mark IV was a dead end.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 месяцев назад +2

      It's less obvious on the current miniature, than on the original one ^^

    • @Lil-ig7br
      @Lil-ig7br 6 месяцев назад +4

      Sorry Marines couldnt get an A++ for one episode, dont worry next will be all about the guys who actually pay for the setting.. but this one is for the little people

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@Lil-ig7br The problem is not the note of the Marines, nobody really cares for the notes they give, it's just that the Land Raider is an excellent tank design ^^

  • @jacobbrown7367
    @jacobbrown7367 6 месяцев назад +238

    "The land raider is not a tank"
    This is literally a backwards Mark V from ww1

    • @spacemanx9595
      @spacemanx9595 6 месяцев назад +22

      They argued about ad mech when he LITERALLY SAID "the floating tank" but wanted to grade a walker,.
      What an asshole.

    • @thomasprether7991
      @thomasprether7991 6 месяцев назад +36

      The Land Raider is an Infantry Fighting Vehicle; it’s a troop transport that has guns to support infantry. However, that is a different class of vehicle from a tank.

    • @dirimi6352
      @dirimi6352 6 месяцев назад +7

      It is a tank. Is it a Lemon Russ Tank though? Because that's what they grade it on.

    • @tajj7
      @tajj7 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@dirimi6352 It is more of a tank than half the things they ranked above it, like multiple walkers, and the Hekaton land fortress which is basically an oversized moon buggy and literal daemons with arms and legs.

    • @dirimi6352
      @dirimi6352 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@tajj7 I think they graded it on the primarch not the tank actually

  • @JolyneSnarkyQueen
    @JolyneSnarkyQueen 6 месяцев назад +134

    Berilio’s tank drawing was incredible. No notes.

  • @Danc929
    @Danc929 6 месяцев назад +78

    Love them saying that the land raider was probably nased on an obscure tank when it looks like a mark 1 tank, literally the first type of tank to ever be built and see combat

    • @epicassassin8502
      @epicassassin8502 5 месяцев назад +4

      And the literal most famous tank from WW1

  • @MrGBH
    @MrGBH 6 месяцев назад +117

    Taking points off the Eldar for being a hovertank but not taking any points off the Necrons for being a hovercannon with a driver?
    For shame

  • @GrinningIgnus08
    @GrinningIgnus08 6 месяцев назад +188

    Khorne Lord of Skulls should've been World Eaters submission

    • @recording_closet9100
      @recording_closet9100 6 месяцев назад +3

      bro that is like a knight

    • @l1ghtd3m0n3
      @l1ghtd3m0n3 6 месяцев назад +24

      @@recording_closet9100No, that’d be the Kytan.
      The Lord of Skulls is more a Baneblade with an axe

    • @Skykid3307
      @Skykid3307 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@l1ghtd3m0n3 And what was the imperial guard submission for the knights episode hmm? And what was the World Eaters entry?

    • @l1ghtd3m0n3
      @l1ghtd3m0n3 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Skykid3307 the Rogal Dorn is an actual proper tank and the Forgefiend has a cannon for its main weapon
      Meanwhile the lord of skulls used an axe as ifs main weapon and only has a ‘main gun’ as an arm weapon and a secondary weapon in its dickgun

    • @Skykid3307
      @Skykid3307 6 месяцев назад +1

      @l1ghtd3m0n3 I said it in a annoying way but my point was that outside of the tracks, The Lord of Skulls doesn't function like a tank. It is essentially a knight. Meaning the Forge Fiend was definitely a better choice as we're judging the Leman Russ, not the Baneblade or a Knight.

  • @crispyengineer7521
    @crispyengineer7521 6 месяцев назад +17

    The land raider is probably based on the WW1 landships developed by the British, which has 2 side cannons and machine gun up front instead of a turret. It is one of the first tanks to be used in history.

  • @definantlynotmyrealname
    @definantlynotmyrealname 6 месяцев назад +132

    It is an actual crime that you didn't go with the Lord of Skulls for the World Eaters

    • @Skykid3307
      @Skykid3307 6 месяцев назад +7

      That goes waaay too far. That's Knight level. Forgefiend is a better choice.

    • @stravisphere5225
      @stravisphere5225 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Skykid3307 Yeah, but it looks more like an actual tank than the forgefiend

    • @Skykid3307
      @Skykid3307 6 месяцев назад +2

      @stravisphere5225 The problem is that it is way too far on function. It's worth sacrificing points for aesthetic to gain all the other points.

  • @Prany2
    @Prany2 6 месяцев назад +69

    So I gather from this that the next episode from this series will be every faction's crab.

    • @MrShukaku1991
      @MrShukaku1991 6 месяцев назад +10

      You score points for:
      >Claws.
      >Hard exoskeleton with tasty flesh inside.
      >Legs, the closer to 8 the better.
      >Red.
      >Wideness rather than tallness.
      >How well the unit goes with a nice garlic butter sauce.

    • @iansahleen1173
      @iansahleen1173 6 месяцев назад +2

      Necrons going to dominate

    • @aqua6318
      @aqua6318 6 месяцев назад +3

      Finally the ugly daemon crab tank can do something

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 4 месяца назад +1

      Damn, Tau's coming in last place, aren't we...

    • @iansahleen1173
      @iansahleen1173 4 месяца назад

      @@alecdickens1042 Vespids are somewhat close and who knows maybe we’ll get a vehicle for them that is even closer.

  • @BigusShrimpus
    @BigusShrimpus 6 месяцев назад +65

    Oh boy, I love the Lemon Ruse

  • @hehe3301
    @hehe3301 6 месяцев назад +108

    You guys roasted the audiobook reading of The Fall of Cadia so hard they re-recorded it!

    • @sheilasherret9596
      @sheilasherret9596 6 месяцев назад +15

      I wonder how many poorhammer fans tried getting it on audible and then refunded it? Maybe that's what caused it to be re-recorded

    • @14852577
      @14852577 6 месяцев назад +3

      No fucking way

    • @thompsonel-melloi9270
      @thompsonel-melloi9270 6 месяцев назад +2

      Is that available now? Like updated on Audible and everything?

    • @gopdrifto
      @gopdrifto 6 месяцев назад +6

      Goddamnit I listened to that whole thing with the bad narrator

    • @hehe3301
      @hehe3301 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@thompsonel-melloi9270 yep, replaced it in all the series and everything

  • @Kal27017
    @Kal27017 5 месяцев назад +6

    I love the ‘if you just take the turret off it’s a troop transport’ comment for admech because yes that applies to all the rhinos too and as such every single one of those vehicles is not a tank, but an IFV

    • @emzetkin1100
      @emzetkin1100 9 дней назад

      Part of the reason rhinos are free is that if you're handy with magnets, you can swap out rhino and tank parts

  • @jimsutter2748
    @jimsutter2748 6 месяцев назад +37

    The Leagues of Votann was a malicious compliance submission.

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 6 месяцев назад

      As a LoV player, I can't wait to see some actual armor for them. I like the cars, but they don't count.

  • @grantbush2551
    @grantbush2551 6 месяцев назад +36

    18:47 "this is ultra lord!" "Shen.... this is the 7th week in a row you've shown ultra lord in class"

  • @thedorklord1029
    @thedorklord1029 6 месяцев назад +62

    I find it hilarious that Brad was so mad at the Caladius Tank that he only gave it a B- because Eric, who historically grades us _really_ harshly, had to talk him out of going lower.

    • @stephaniepotts8256
      @stephaniepotts8256 6 месяцев назад +4

      Eric, when the Anti Pysker Units anti his pyskers

  • @darkjak565
    @darkjak565 6 месяцев назад +47

    Ain't no way the skelly-boi mechanical millipede scored higher than my truck with duct-taped-on rock grinders, I'm at least halfway to killdozer territory

    • @Owch-
      @Owch- 6 месяцев назад +11

      That’s what I am saying, I am a sister’s fan and was like, “Wait THAT spinal cord looking ass thing is better than A LAND RIDER at being a Lemun Russ???!”
      Nah they smoked something I am telling you.

  • @goodtoknowbob
    @goodtoknowbob 6 месяцев назад +34

    The restraint to not have the Gene-Stealers use a Brood-Brothers Lemon Russ is commendable!
    Sorry to hear about the rough patch, keep up the great work, you're a highlight to my weeks! 🎉

  • @PhillipOnTakos
    @PhillipOnTakos 6 месяцев назад +11

    This is the nicest they've been on the grading system. Perhaps the students were rebelling and they needed to win back there good graces.

  • @Tommy9834
    @Tommy9834 6 месяцев назад +23

    The Land Raider was based off of a real tank, used in the Civil War where General Washington used it against the Soviets, in the battle of Midway.

  • @basteala525
    @basteala525 6 месяцев назад +57

    If I recall, the British Mk V *did* carry specialized infantry, so the idea of the Land Raider looking like a transport, despite the Mark V being the first tank, kind of tracks.
    Pun intended.

    • @TheCuteMistake
      @TheCuteMistake 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@murphy7801 yeah but french

  • @200Rats_in_a_Trench_Coat
    @200Rats_in_a_Trench_Coat 6 месяцев назад +11

    For anyone wondering why the Russ is so tough and has such a high save in 10th Ed. It has always been that way (at least from the front). Back when vehicles had their own rules for armour the frontal armour of the Russ was 14, putting it on par with a Land Raider (but only from the front).
    Something about the Russ being a slow but reliable brick of heavy armour suiting the Guard's style of making war. While the Predator is faster and lighter to suit the Space Marines lightning precision strike approach to battle.
    Oh, and if you wanted to give GSC an A, they can technically just submit a Russ. And in older editions both Orks and Space Wolves could too.

    • @basstedson
      @basstedson 3 месяца назад +1

      It could be a choke point in game sometimes but I do miss the armour facing system for vehicles. It felt really good to pull off a solid salvo into the back armour of a tank.

  • @EdBurke37
    @EdBurke37 6 месяцев назад +19

    The Caladius does have back up weapons. That's what those two little nubs at the front of the center section are, they're bolter weapons.

  • @coffee0093
    @coffee0093 6 месяцев назад +18

    I wish Orks still had Looted tanks, Dawn of War got me into 40k and I was heart broken to learn its no longer a thing

  • @skyeranger
    @skyeranger 6 месяцев назад +7

    8:00 - I like the Dorn -ole, that's where the bag with the magnetized extra weapon bits goes.

  • @logandooley4426
    @logandooley4426 6 месяцев назад +3

    I play Tyranids,
    Brad said your main cannon should be at least strength 10, and I outloud responded “welp I guess I failed the assignment” lol for real though love this series it’s very fun.

  • @dimitrisperdikouris2029
    @dimitrisperdikouris2029 6 месяцев назад +46

    Did you know that the Sturmtiger is based on the Leman Russ?

    • @theotv5522
      @theotv5522 6 месяцев назад +12

      “Did you know that the Great Unclean One is based on your mom?” -Berilio

  • @whitewall2253
    @whitewall2253 6 месяцев назад +29

    Good god in heaven in what universe is a fireprism a C but a doomsday ark is a B-

    • @Jazehiah
      @Jazehiah 6 месяцев назад +1

      Have you seen the other grading videos? Eldar always get graded harshly.

  • @bjf10
    @bjf10 6 месяцев назад +11

    The scourge of webp images has lead me firmly back in the warm loving embrace of the windows snipping tool.

    • @bjf10
      @bjf10 6 месяцев назад +2

      I fear the day when the windows snipping tool and clippy evolve into crabs.

  • @radred609
    @radred609 6 месяцев назад +5

    Berrilio and his silent humour in the background is consistently my favourite thing about your banter.
    (sorry Brad and Eric, but you gotta acknowledge greatness when you see it)

  • @KamilDrakari
    @KamilDrakari 6 месяцев назад +8

    I want every faction's Nurglings. Cheap bodies that get somewhere and tank enough damage to be annoying.

  • @NickKrav
    @NickKrav 6 месяцев назад +32

    *Lord of Skulls for World Eaters :
    - Am I a joke to you?

    • @Skykid3307
      @Skykid3307 6 месяцев назад +2

      That's Knight Level, not Tank level.

    • @Xynth25
      @Xynth25 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Skykid3307It's a superheavy tank. It just has a melee addition. The Kytan is their Knight equivalent.

  • @davidcanty7903
    @davidcanty7903 6 месяцев назад +54

    Knights both Imperial and Chaos "Ummm how about our usual offering?

    • @MrShukaku1991
      @MrShukaku1991 6 месяцев назад +18

      I'm honestly surprised GW hasn't given the two knight armies ground crew models yet.
      A 5 man crew with a big repair servitor to patch up the knights in combat situations.
      A weapons truck that lets a knight fire a different weapon than the one they have on their loadout.
      A squire platoon to hold down any objectives rightfully claimed by the knights.
      Imperial guardsmen sworn to service of the house.

    • @davidcanty7903
      @davidcanty7903 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@MrShukaku1991 That would've taken away from making 11+ primaris lieutenants!

  • @ErrenaGlaciell
    @ErrenaGlaciell 6 месяцев назад +6

    Found you about a month ago and have watched pretty much everything in the backlog since, now on relistens. Love the chemistry (even though it includes a physicist) and got me to get over my internal wall to finally start painting my aquatic Tyranids. Pro-acryl recommendations were awesome 😁

  • @danielmartens6369
    @danielmartens6369 6 месяцев назад +9

    You should do every faction's Lone Op Sniper (Sanctus, Vindicate, etc.) or Blender (Kelermorph, Glocktopus, etc.)

  • @warmachine5835
    @warmachine5835 6 месяцев назад +18

    "I like filigree." Spoken like a true Thousand Sons Trim Enjoyer

    • @warmachine5835
      @warmachine5835 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'd still give the Hammerhead an A- personally. It passes the 'you know it when you see it' test that a lot of other candidates didn't even clear, and I'm less willing to knock points off for hover when its a xenos tank.

  • @magnus0017
    @magnus0017 6 месяцев назад +28

    "Berillio, draw a tank."
    Once again, Berillio wins.
    Oh, and awesome episode as always too. ^_^

  • @phufflebun
    @phufflebun 6 месяцев назад +4

    When you guys brought up the datasheets for the side guns on the Orkz battlewagon, I almost spit out my coffee because it was all tau guns. I'd like to think Berillio did that on purpose. Amazing video as always.

  • @chtulufhtagn1344
    @chtulufhtagn1344 6 месяцев назад +23

    Love the recurring bit of you two being teachers discussing their students.

  • @ShikiRen
    @ShikiRen 6 месяцев назад +4

    Fun fact about webp's :You can use "save image as", then just select "any file" for file-type and rename the file-extension to .png and you get a working png out of it!

  • @s.k4713
    @s.k4713 6 месяцев назад +10

    “Crabs are an upgrade” happy defiler noises.

  • @aavaataar9618
    @aavaataar9618 6 месяцев назад +6

    I'm excited! I always enjoy the Grading Every Faction's ______" videos - they're a great mix of a look at what the different factions are good at and silly, lighthearted framing.

  • @GeorgePtacek
    @GeorgePtacek 6 месяцев назад +7

    The reason I believe why space marine tanks aren’t as tough as guard tanks is because they’re not mainline battle tanks. They’re not designed to weather fire, the infantry are. Predators and gladiators are more equivalent to mobile gun platforms, bringing firepower to deal with whatever the infantry on their own can’t.

  • @PoorhammerPatreon
    @PoorhammerPatreon 6 месяцев назад +16

    FINALLY. The guard shall triumph.

  • @samdunn5846
    @samdunn5846 6 месяцев назад +30

    Thank u for coming in my time of need 😔

  • @Dan-bq1dz
    @Dan-bq1dz 6 месяцев назад +5

    The admech hover tank and transport craft look incredible if you give them cute robot crab legs. It's the Taurox/old XV88 Broadside of Admech... a modelling challenge, a gauntlet thrown. "Heres three quarters of a kickass model, finish it guy"

  • @justuspickle
    @justuspickle 3 месяца назад +1

    genestealers is the student that keeps doing things wrong and misunderstanding assignments but they have so much genuine enthusiasm the teachers can't help but root for them and maybe boost their grades a little here and there

  • @thisguyducky
    @thisguyducky 6 месяцев назад +5

    Anyone else remember ork looted tanks? Back in the day you could bring shitty converted leman russes, predators, or as most players did in my store random ww2 or modern model tanks. Good times.

  • @EpykHurley
    @EpykHurley 6 месяцев назад +1

    man love the fact when ranking the Battle wagon you show Tau weapon Profiles xD... phew that got me a good Laugh at 46:24

  • @shaunbrender
    @shaunbrender 6 месяцев назад +11

    This video pierced the darkness of my boring recommended to bring me something enjoyable at just the right moment.

  • @devinstewart8073
    @devinstewart8073 6 месяцев назад +1

    14:30 I so wanted the chant from South Park, “Crab people, CRAB People, Crab People”

  • @joshy7759
    @joshy7759 6 месяцев назад +5

    14:37 absolutely the onager. Who cares about a transport/tank dial build kit?
    24:19 lore speaking it's a daemons dreadnought! A daemons that gets geeked can make a deal to come back in a soul grinder. I've always assumed it was made to mirror dreadnoughts thematically anyway.

  • @vanillaconfusion89
    @vanillaconfusion89 6 месяцев назад +5

    It's really cool that the Battlewagon has the Hammerhead's weapons to show off them scavenging tech, GW is so lore accurate

  • @keetonmitchell4669
    @keetonmitchell4669 6 месяцев назад +1

    I need these "classes" animated where it's a bunch of chibi ish basic infantry for each faction presenting a piece of paper with their submission on it to these two behind a desk. The idea of a hormagaunt sheepishly or proudly handing in a monster unit as a tank is funny to me. Guardsman with pride showing their tankiest tank to ever tank, drukahri with that smug "I don't care" look. Lotta funny potential with these types of videos.

  • @JCMiniPainting
    @JCMiniPainting 6 месяцев назад +15

    SPOILER: Why use the Forgefiend for Khorne when the Lord of Skulls exists?
    Also, Eric. We see bones with Xrays, not MRIs.

    • @Skykid3307
      @Skykid3307 6 месяцев назад +5

      Because the Lord of Skulls was used in the Knights episode. And it goes much to far for being a tank, though you could argue the Knights submission was too far as well, the point being that the Forge Fiend was just a more accurate choice

    • @recording_closet9100
      @recording_closet9100 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lord of Skulls was their pick for a knight, and frankly I agree

  • @TheDemonfox38
    @TheDemonfox38 6 месяцев назад +3

    As a follower of the Blood god I'm sad that the skull cannon didn't get an a honorable mention, and that the world eater didn't use the lord of skulls it has treads.

  • @PallyChan
    @PallyChan 6 месяцев назад +17

    I cannot believe that you gave the Fire Prism a C-. That is an A++ main battle tank.

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 6 месяцев назад +6

      The A is for Eldar.

    • @demon1103
      @demon1103 6 месяцев назад +2

      What's even crazier is they gave that a C+......but Tyrranofex a B+ XD

  • @tisamon4070
    @tisamon4070 6 месяцев назад +5

    Berílio is not the editor poorhammer deserved, but the one they needed.

  • @Jandau85
    @Jandau85 6 месяцев назад +8

    The phrase "Leman-Russy" sounds like something VERRRRY different than what you probably meant, guys...

  • @dribeas
    @dribeas 6 месяцев назад +3

    When my son (12) started to get into Astra Militarum he started calling the tank "Lemon rust", because you know lemon rusts...

  • @DragTheDecimator
    @DragTheDecimator 6 месяцев назад +2

    i had had some hope that they would maybe consider Tyranid monsters as vehicles and grade them as tanks, but requiring a S10 ranged weapon was the final nail in the coffin.

  • @jimbobfreddiewilson1
    @jimbobfreddiewilson1 6 месяцев назад +20

    Hatred for the Land raider is crazy... It is THE model that got me into 40k. The classic OG tank design from WW1. It's the coolest shit ever.
    Obviously the old Mk1-5 British tanks are garbage compared to modern tanks but the aesthetic is peak.

  • @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest
    @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest 6 месяцев назад +3

    17:39 the land raider (based on the OG tank) and the vindicator (based on the stürmtiger) are my favourite imperium tanks lol... possibly just due to nostalgia

  • @DJDarkDarsi
    @DJDarkDarsi 6 месяцев назад +2

    So I'm now Banned from my Local Warhammer store because I got "excited" about one of the staffs WiP model paintings with a "Lemon Rust! My favourite of Jimmy Spaces' Special Boys!"
    (Bans only for 2 days, and they're closed those two days 😂)

  • @peanutgorilla
    @peanutgorilla 6 месяцев назад +2

    Put the word "TOYOTA" on the back of the rock grinder and it gets an A+

  • @commissar_viktor
    @commissar_viktor 6 месяцев назад +1

    so I don't know if this has been said but the Deimos Vindicator and all the other tanks with a gun nearly center mass that's what we call a "Tank destroyer" I am really big into WW-2, I do not know why others said it why other said those tanks came close to the sturmtiger.
    these tanks come closer to the stug-3 or as the Germans know it as "Sturmgeschütz III" the reason I say this is because most of the vindicator tanks with that gun in the center is basically the same thing as a stug-3, about same size just going off looks and most likely are in the same role of a tank destroyer.
    and to those who think its a "sturmtiger" or know as the "Sturmmörserwagen 606/4 mit 38 cm RW 61" to the Germans type tank hell no, the sturmtiger was classed as a heavy assault gun (basically heavy tank) due to being based off a tiger chassis.
    and the fact the sturmtiger was made to assault heavy defense's like pillbox's, trench's and other fortifications head on and use its thick front armor and its 380MM (38cm) rocket launcher to blow up those fortifications.
    if I want to I would keep going and list what every space marine and guard tank real life version would be but that would be good a a whole video on its own.

  • @fernandopires135
    @fernandopires135 6 месяцев назад +7

    "the toughness 9 of the fire prism is taking a lot of points away..."
    Doonsday ark "cmon, give it a B"
    Eldar players are a joke to you?

  • @inquishoth
    @inquishoth 6 месяцев назад +1

    I was going to argue how the gladiator is just like the ad-mech tank being a converted transport. But to be honest I just really enjoyed this episode, this just made my day! I don't like actual podcasts, but for some reason I really enjoy yours.

  • @puracy3452
    @puracy3452 6 месяцев назад +4

    Also, the aos crowd now also needs this size objective marker in a month or so, so that might also help the sales

  • @Krebs-g5g
    @Krebs-g5g 6 месяцев назад +7

    You mentioned the Objective Markers and my first intinct was to thing they are in stock again.... but no... I have been bamboozled, flabbegastered and completely hornswoggled...

  • @MentalMallard28
    @MentalMallard28 4 месяца назад +1

    Every faction's bike? Super easy, very obvious choice, like Chaos Bikers, Elf Hover Bikes, Deffcoptas. Tomb Blades. Paragon Warsuits. Screamers. All classic bike designs!

  • @0100001101001110
    @0100001101001110 4 месяца назад +1

    I was expecting the Ork's Looted Tank before realizing they've been gone for a while now :(

  • @winnugami
    @winnugami 6 месяцев назад +2

    I would like to point out that the Calladius does have a secondary weapon system. Its pintle mounted in the crotch up front.

  • @ryandugan2062
    @ryandugan2062 6 месяцев назад +1

    Just found your channel last couple days and listening to all i could find, carried my work week! You all are awesome!

  • @alanpreston1822
    @alanpreston1822 6 месяцев назад +1

    Now do a tank episode where you are focused on each faction's best tank, meaning a unit that runs up into battle with high survivability.

  • @thatguy9579
    @thatguy9579 4 месяца назад +1

    Legit gonna put ogryns inside the Rogal Dorn tank so their feet stick out the bottom like the flintstones

  • @timunderbakke8756
    @timunderbakke8756 6 месяцев назад +10

    How dare you attack my killdozer the vindicator

  • @1wackywoohoouncle181
    @1wackywoohoouncle181 6 месяцев назад +1

    A real shame they never looked at Imp-Guard's main battle tank, the baneblade.

  • @alexshingleton
    @alexshingleton 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'll have you know that the tyrannofex is CLEARLY based on the Sturmtiger

  • @Hebuspm
    @Hebuspm 6 месяцев назад +1

    "This is why everything evolves into crabs" I too had this video in my algorithm once.

  • @TheAnonfan
    @TheAnonfan 6 месяцев назад +2

    39:42 Brad hitting us the "i sleep" meme really made me feel old

  • @XXLPIakat
    @XXLPIakat 6 месяцев назад +1

    The empty bottom is important, how else am I supposed to slowly remove my opponents minis without them noticing?

  • @gammafighter
    @gammafighter 6 месяцев назад +6

    This really Russels my Lemons.

  • @Naxthural
    @Naxthural 6 месяцев назад +1

    'My dreadnoughts aren't psykers but this tank knows karate".
    Dead.

  • @casualsatire5739
    @casualsatire5739 6 месяцев назад +3

    15:20 Brad, let me introduce you to the endless variants of the Sdkfz 251, some of which had small bore anti-tank gun stuck on the roof!

    • @odinlindeberg4624
      @odinlindeberg4624 6 месяцев назад

      I'd argue an sdkfz 251 with a PaK on top would be a scout vehicle rather than a tank.

    • @casualsatire5739
      @casualsatire5739 6 месяцев назад

      @@odinlindeberg4624 I didn't say it was a tank, it's a half track after all. An anti-tank platform like that wasn't conventionally used for scouting since halftracks aren't mobile enough for that & the gun would have a pretty narrow line of sight without turning the whole vehicle. Most of those variants got sent to the Eastern Front I think, where the early paks would be decent enough against T26s and whatever for the first year or two, but yeah not the greatest idea to begin with.

  • @r4fken
    @r4fken 6 месяцев назад +1

    A trick for webp formats is when you download it you can change the format to a jpeg by renaming the extension.

  • @christophersmith8848
    @christophersmith8848 6 месяцев назад +2

    Berillio's inclusion of Pete the Wargamer's soulgrinder conversions was great to see

  • @Darkraggs
    @Darkraggs 6 месяцев назад +7

    Usually you can save images as PNGs by swapping the file type to “All Files” and changing the extension to .png
    Good work as always and congrats on getting over the disease that shall not be named!

    • @l1ghtd3m0n3
      @l1ghtd3m0n3 6 месяцев назад +2

      Doesn’t work because it doesn’t change the encoding.