@@dolphiee4644 No, I was trying to say that Billie's fan base is much more than 14 year old "fake" depressed teenage girls. Anyways, stream "no time to die" 😘
Alia Singhania true, but they aren’t using like a serious quote from her so I thought it was just a joke. Even if someone doesn’t like Billie like I do, I don’t try to insult them like that
My favorite ones: *M* *O* *N* *K* *E* *Y* *H* *O* *E* "We eat tomorrow" "We eat today" "We eat today when tomorrow eat today" And *yOu pUsHeD mE iNtO tHe cLoSeT aNd tOld mE tO pEe iN a cUp sO I dId*
GachaPlays_ Roblox what? I don't copy :) I just think that part was funny so I commented it. By the way I didn't see any comment mentioning this part sooooooooo
"We eat tomorrow"
"We eat today"
"We eat today when tomorrow is today"
Probably the best conversation I've ever heard
Yes
We eat tommorow when tomorrow is today
That's on godd ‼😂
She said we eat tomorrow when tomorrow eat today
Tbh me 2
Eilish
Eilish
E i l i s h
Like an e y e l a s h
But I’m Eilish
YOU SPELLED IT WRONG HAHA YOUR SO *"**Smart*
Tablet Kuca i-
@@tabletkuca5400 Give her a break at least she is funny and u insult people. get a job
YOU CAN LITERALLY FUC’ OFF I DID THAT
Tablet Kuca
HAHAHAHHAHA YOU SPELT YOUR WRONG ITS YOU’RE
What people thing Billie is like: Depressed, Edgy, sad
Real Billie:
・A R T K I D D ・ thing, ;-;
Little bit caring
・A R T K I D D ・ ‘I really really really really hate myself’
Wolfiex
R/im14andthisisdeep
@@ohhhhhhss no plz dont
1:17 Billie's British accent was 🔥
That’s an African accent
@@antique.4617 but the person who sang the song is from England
If I recall
@@antique.4617 it’s British. I should know since I live here and I am 100% british
“We eat tomorrow when tomorrow is today”
That’s deep
This "meme" is irrelevant. Try again next time 😘
Alia Singhania ...were you trying to prove a point or?
@@dolphiee4644 No, I was trying to say that Billie's fan base is much more than 14 year old "fake" depressed teenage girls. Anyways, stream "no time to die" 😘
Alia Singhania true, but they aren’t using like a serious quote from her so I thought it was just a joke. Even if someone doesn’t like Billie like I do, I don’t try to insult them like that
Ikr. That hit me right in the feels. 😔✊🏼
My class: isn't Billie Eilish that depressed girl?
Me:
yes. just yes, this person knows what he/she is talking about 😂
*qUaCk qUaCk pUm pUm oR wHaT iS iT? pUm pAw mAn'S nOt hOt*
Shes not depressed 😂
@Rosamada Ocasio she is better!but,i just said :/
@@kaoru1737 she was but she a lot better now thank god
teacher: why are u laughing?
Me: Nothing...
My Mind: *Billie Eyelids*
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pfftff......or Billie eyelash...lol
I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THAT IN CLASS!!!! How u read my mind?
Lol
I don't know anymore
Wait 0:43
Billie: Justin Bieber killed all of my friends
I'm Billie eilish , Justin beiber killed all of my friends lmao
@@anujaaaaaaaaaa lmfao
OMFG XD
IM LMFAO
Underrated
I’m crying this is amazing 😂😂 the way she says it so calmly like “oh man why did he do that”
W is for “where are the avocados??”
X is For Xra Just Killed My avocados
What is that video
Faith In Space hereeee🥑🥑
Damian Bot it’s bils user
Free shavacado
0:42
*"And you're watching Disney Channel."*
YAAAAAASSSS
yEeS
Yas
*dun daon daaaaon da daonnnn*
S h o t o T o d o r o k i hello Shoto I have found fellow MHA fan 😂😂😂
Bad guy Mv: I’m the bad guy
Billie Eilish: Ahh the police are coming
👏Da dun da da da da da da Dan da da da da da
I’m only good at being bad
Im going to show this to my future kids
And this too 0:38
no one:
literally no one:
Billie: hEy pOOOSy hEllOO pOOssy
JussJess x and that’s why we love her😂
HeWo pOooOooOoSssYYy
ItsJust Michelle yeah 😂
Me is ded 3 million heWo
I literally say the same thing to my cat lmaoo
“We EaT tOmOrRoW”
“ No We EaT toDaY”
“We EaT tOdAy WhEn ToMoRrOw Is ToDaY”
Me:yes.
Love that
1:41
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Copied comment
everytime i watch that i legit die of laughter its just so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@micro.scopic Bruh 2837487387826 people commented that, there is no copy
This is the perfect introduction to billie eilish.
My friend typed Billie Eilish. It autocorrected to Billie Relish. *We have a new name*
Im wheezing and its 3:am
Lol
Billie Ellaish
noes, Auto correct got it wrong *Its eylash*
@@makenna_rc PLSSS 😭😭😭😭
*we eat tomorrow*
*we eat today*
*we eat today when tomorrow is today*
What I aspire to be.
BOOTYFUL
I would sing that
It's funny since I literally said that before XD
Mother:LEARN YOUR LITTLE BROTHER THE ALPHABET
ME:OK
Oh no 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your little brother is gonna say same bad things 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh no😂
You mean teach
*Learn* you little brother the alphabet not *teach* its *learn*
When she said, “I really really really really hate myself.”
I felt that.
Me too
Same
are you a 14 year old girl
M Y F A T T H I N G, maybe.
youre 14 and deep
"killed all my friends"
I've never been insulted that someone didn't kill me but here I am.
Lol
This is better than RUclips rewind 2k18 by 1000000
d e a d a s s tho
True
Way better
My favorite ones: *M* *O* *N* *K* *E* *Y* *H* *O* *E*
"We eat tomorrow"
"We eat today"
"We eat today when tomorrow eat today"
And
*yOu pUsHeD mE iNtO tHe cLoSeT aNd tOld mE tO pEe iN a cUp sO I dId*
Linzi Irvine these are my favs too
Oi fuCk ThE TaKiS BrO
I love the first one XDDD
I m the same
i quote that everyday.
*"V is for Vendetta"*
Omg what a genius 😊
Think it would've sounded better if the one in the acoustic thingy was played
My V is for Vendetta
Well no
Galaxy Alpha Pup thought that I’d feel better,but now I gotta bellyache
@@gwendalynnalvarado8277 everything I do, the way I wear my noose, like a necklace
0:42
You shouldve but in the “iM gAy” meme XDDD
but she hasnt said that has she?
idk
Or i like u cut g
I swear, she says the weirdest most randomest things. But I still listen to her
SAMEEEE
forgvn70x7 right
Mhm me too
Same..
00:35 the best😂😂
..
Y is the best
Yup
😂😂😂
Sounds like lele pons
Why is no one talking about 0:36
Like come on
Its so CUTE
Oh gawd
Lol
pussy-
Omg my friend loves that one lol
and 0:54
Me watching this with my baby cousin cuz he likes her songs(he’s 2 years old) and then... 0:52 comes.
and 0:28
and 0:34
Oh god those.... parts
Of the video
Lol
"We eat tomorrow. We eat today. We eat today when tomorrow is today."
My favorite quote UwU
did you just say uwu un-ironically
Ahaha lol
@Random Person YESSSS THOOOO
Lol
1:41
we love a woman who knows how to say her last name
Billie Eilish
That's not her last name lol
tbh at first i thought it was ellish
She a gurl
Like Camila cabeYo
This is better then school
🅐🅥🅐🅒🅐🅓🅞 🅢🅠🅤🅐🅓
Liz WOW you’re mean
Lol jk I Don’t pay attention in class.
When you have dark mode on....
YES
Yes I agree
Þ&ə #ų:ķ, decode this. Hint: bad word.
Anser: the fuck
Billie is not starting from:
Hating herself to.....
Loving herself and she has grown into a much more better person 🙂🙂🙂
2021 SHE HAS BLONDE HAIR
0:36 is the best. Anybody agree or is it just me
*hElLo PuSsY*
this is da best i agree
No it's 0:53
HelLO PuSSY hEllO
Me: HOlY GOd
Heather Shader
In my opinion, the best is *”monkey hoe”*
The first impression of Billie Eilish...
*I feel like that's a relatable gurl.*
Aini stop
“Ahhh the police are coming is going to get arrested!” -Billie eilish 2019
*2018
New stans
hot cocoа there’s old stars?
Billie: may be its in the gutter
Omg i didn’t realize i had so many likes 😂 tysm people who liked this comment
Ayyitstay tay everybody not only
This is why I'm confused on how people think she's depressed, sad, and edgy. Her personality is funny and awesome. 1:49 is the best one to me 😂👌
I liked the Y alphabeth one-
I agree it's the best part
0:47 now we know how bury a friend started.
Denise Küster omg amazing
Ugh! I love her soooooo much❤️😩
Actually she was talking about Bellyache when she said her friends bodies lays in the back of her car
Denise Küster omg ikr
OMG hahahahahahaha
A is for
Me: Avocadoes!
Billie: aHh ThE pOlIcE aRe CoMiNg!!
Crafty Vegan Where is the avocados???
Avocado**??
What vid is that from
HAHAHAHAHAAA
THATS WHAT I SAID AVACODOS
V is for...
*VENDETTA*
Tayvah Stiff billie EILISH
THOUGHT THAT ID FEEL BETTER, BUT NOW IVE GOT A BELLYACHE
No its *_Vendetta~_*
Tayvah Stiff EILISH
That's literally the lyrics 😂 I just noticed that.
Billie: YOU PUSHED NE INTO A CLOSET AND TOLD ME TOO PEE IN A CUP SO I DID
Me:*laughs for an hour straight*
Really
"V. Is for VENDETTA"
When it really says the legit lyrics, I can't stop laughing
the coment i was looking for xD
That's rights 😂😂😂
M is for
*MADE WITH KINEMASTER*
No it's for *mOnKeY hOe* 😂😂😂😂😂
*MoNKey* *hOE*
scringe OOOOOOOOOOOO
*MoNkEy* *HoE*
iMOVIE
Billie:We eat tomorrow,
Girl:We eat “t o d a y”
Billie:We eat tomorrow when tomorrow is today.
Girl:Lol
btw that girl was Billie's childhood best friend zoey :3
I was reading that when she said it and it was *WRONG* but im not gonna correct u because i will today when tomorrow is today >:3
that is funny
Yahhh
@UwU So you dont get it- T^T
Others: yay I learned the alphabets
Me: in a different way
Billie: your welcome
Ari: yuh
honestly from 0:53 to 1:07 is such a mood
All them are
Lovin' your name and profile pic.. 😏😂
“We eat tomorrow, we eat today, we eat today when tomorrow eat today”
-My Favourite Quote
Lmao Wtf did you just write? She said “we eat today when tomorrow is today”
The actual fuck?
yOu pUshEd mE iNtO ThE cLOsET
AnD tOld mE to pEe iN a CuP
SO I DID
Haha that's would I do if I were in a closet
The cup
Copycat
GachaPlays_ Roblox what? I don't copy :)
I just think that part was funny so I commented it.
By the way I didn't see any comment mentioning this part sooooooooo
@@arturoe4128 She's not copying, Mister. :)
"You pushed me into the closet and told me to pee in a cup sO I diD!"
-Billie Elish
Some people: *Billie is depressed and not happy*
Billie: *YOU THOUGHT*
Lol hella yea
My eyes might be killing me, but is that an Albert profile pic?
Lolzypopgirl yes.
Meg’s Stuff Yay that’s cool
Albert
No one:
Literally not a single soul:
Billie:
*AhHhHhHhH tHe PoLiCe ArE cOmInGgGgGgGgGg, hE’s GoInG tO gEt ArrEsTeDdDdDdDdDdDd* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a spul
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Billie Eilish says Periodttt!!!!!! ruclips.net/video/fvugNxTnJAw/видео.html
STOPP WITH THE COMMENTS IM DYINGGG😂😂😂🥯
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Billie: *m o n k e y h o e*
You made me laugh
Not a single soul: what the fuck is that guy saying? Oh wait im not suposed to be talking..
She's a whole mood. I love it 😂
"killed all of my friends"
me: *is that why im still alive?*
XD
xD
IM WHEEZING
Hallo
DAMNNNNNN 💀
Eilish
Eilish
Eilish
Like eyelash
But I'm *irish*
Same
no its "But an Eilish"
@Viobetty 2 LOL
😂😂😂
Sammmeeee
1:51
*Dead* 😂💀
OH MAH FLIRTS I JUST GOT UP TO THAT THEN PRESSED YOUR SIDE OF IT 😂😂
Right then she kinda sounded like Michaela Laws. Check out her channel!
*YoU pUsHeD mE iNtO tHe ClOsEt AnD tOlD mE tO pEe In A cUp So I dId*
@@abiandkaykay9422 😂😂😂
"YOU PUSHED HE INTO A CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN A CUP SO I DID" 😂😂😂
Y: is for...
*"yOu pUsHeD mE iNtO a ClOsEt aNd ToLd Me tO pEe iN a cUp So I DiD!"*
HAHAHAHAH lmfaooooooooo
helen hall 😂
LOL
helen hall I’m ur 1000th like!
What the heck 😂
I think this video might have cured *depression*
agreed
SpOoPY TImE nope, I’m still here
it cured all the depression
Except the Billie's depression...
SpOoPY TImE
I wish it did
0:20
E is for!
Eilish
Eilish
Eilish...
Like an eyelash...
*but I’m Eilish*
Billie Eyelash
Billie Eyelid
*Billie eyelids*
Nobody:
Not a soul:
BILLIE:YOU PUT ME IN THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN A CUP SO I DID!
1:51
Loo
Lol*
Lmai
@amary OMG saaaaaaaame
Billie: We eat tomorrow.
Drew: We eat today.
Billie: *We eat today when tomorrow is today.*
The Best conversation ever
@@gachalivy8736 ikr
@Teddy B3ÀR lol
@Teddy B3ÀR Ohh noo
heypeeps 1009 ??? is drew her friend
No one:
Not even a soul:
Billie: pUm PuM pUm PuM
mAn’S nOt HoT
Maria’s channel as someone who's british that was spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I destroyed your 69 like count. *Fear me.*
N o a h uh ow eh uew
I love your pfp and username
•『 Local Trashmouth 』• aww thanks I love ur pfp and username too❤️
*No one:*
*Not a single soul:*
*Computer voice:* “Y” is for-
*Billie:* YoU pUsHeD mE iNtO tHe ClOsEt AnD tOlD mE tO pEe In A cUp *SO I DID*
*me when my brother pushed me*
Oof
I WAS JUST ON THAT PART
Yez wat is ur point
Lol 666 likes
Billie: “killed all of my friends” Me: ... *plays bury a friend*
same ;)
Love ur pfp
@@izzy23152 thx :)
**b is for bury a friend*
María m is for my boy
C is for copycat
O is for ocean eyes
I is idontwannabeyouanymore
L is for lovely
"Billie Eilish is so serious!"
Billie Eilish:
*Quack Quack PUM PUM PUM*
Or was it
*PUM PUM PUM PAW mAN's nOt HoT*
*eHuh*
*mAnz NOt hOt*
Billie has such good songs i havent listened to her music in a while tho
1:37 My “V” is for Vendetta
Thought that I’d feel better
bellyache
ionlyGot7Problems _13
no v is for vendetta
No virginity
@@sarah0689 but now I got a bellyache
0:52 oh ok...
Did feel good
AHHHH! THE poLicE aRe cOmIng!!1!1 iS gO tO gEt aRreStEd!!!1!!1!1
Billie: I FRICK WITH TAKIS BRO
Me:*dies of laughter *
*YoU PuSHed Me InTo ThE ClOsEt AnD tOLD Me To peE in ThE CUp So i DiD*
• ii Dakota ii • I was on this part when I read the comment!😂😂
• ii Dakota ii •
i loved that bro lmao
This is my first introduction to Billie... I'm concerned... I want more
Same lol
Mystic Santa lol
1:01 me when my phone is at 1% and I cant find my charger
Edit: thx for the likes guys. Reading all the comments is draining my battery tho...
Same XDDDD
olivia oatis or when it dies at 20% 😭🤣
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
olivia oatis same lol
Relatable
The part when Billie said: *Eilish,Eilish,Eilish like eyelashes*
Makes me laugh so hard
"We eat tomorroew"
"We eat today"
"We eat tomorrow when tomorrow is today"
Why did I laugh at that part?
bc it literally makes no sense what so ever😂
BC is doesn't make sense? 😂😂😂😂😂
@Nuray Derman Yeah, also it's how you make your friend think their dumb...but also...you're dumb too
im pretty sure everyone laughed at that part but never knew why...
I saw this comment after seeing that one 😂
No one:
Not even the alien on mars:
Me fighting with my siblings: "yOu pUsHeD mE iNtO tHe cLoSet aNd tOld mE tO pEe iN tHe cUp sO i DiD"
1:51 💀✋
Sameee girl same (not gussesing your gender it’s just a saying you probably knew that already but I just want to make it clear)
I relate I have four brothers and two sisters
EXACTLY WHEN I STARTED TO READ IT IT CAME
This Is So Educational I'm Gonna Show It To Mah Sistah
Gacha Sachi i hope your sister is under the age of six
poppy howard lol yeah.
Gacha Sachi ima show it to my teacha
EDUCATION
Gacha Sachi Yes
*_"YoU pUsHeD mE iNtO tHe ClOsSt AnD tOlD mE tO pEe In ThE cUp So I dId"_*
1:51
xD
Billie Eilish can sound
•Gay
•Funny
•Cute
(When she said "kitty")
she put quotations. so i think they know they just aren’t saying exactly what she said.
acarrenoc how gay
🎵Yeah I just kind of wish you were gay 🎵
Pussy
M: is for..
"MOM, I'M STUCK IN MY HOODIE"
😂😂😂
So true 😂😅
lol this is too true
*YoU pUsHeD mE iNtO a ClOsEt AnD tOlD mE tO pEe In A cUp So I dId*
AVeryProfessionalFangirl you copied a comment sofie Playz
@@xontel i didn't even look at the comments before posting that. it's literally just a quote what r u pressed about lmao
I died there😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@xontel shut up BEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHH! 😂
Y?
When she said “monkey h*e” I CRIED LAUGHING
Same
0:52 every thirsty 10 year old girl on any online app
Oreo Cookie so true 😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Me!XD
Oreo Cookie lmao yeah (especial roblox lmao)
noOoOOooO
I'm innocent.
OH MA GAWD ME 10 AND I DO DIS
JK XD
1:01 when you notice it's exam season but you haven't studied
Meeeeeee after 7 FREAKING HOURS IS MY EXAM BASICALLY MY FINALS!!!! I IT'S NIGHT!
Actually I have a test on monday.....I haven't studied
Wish me luck 😨
Woofie Does Art i’m dying 😂
K: "Killed all my firends"
Me: Can we be friends?
Rest in peace
Oof
Same honestly
R.I..P Cat...
Sunshinelynnkitty Plays yeshhh
0:57 thats what i called my teacher when she picks on me when everyone has the hand up except me
Underrated comment 😂👌🏻
“We eat tomorrow
We eat today
We eat tomorrow when tomorrow is today”------- Billie Eilish 2017/2018
Olivia Donald lol
Gotcha VidS 2019/2020
*i think we all knew that v would be for vendetta*
It's Simply Sam _sam ‘My V is for Vendetta’ 😂👏🏼
What does vendetta mean lmao
miirxam__ it’s like a person, if u search it up on the internet then it will come up with a person scary mask thing 😂😂😂
Xx_Ariana Rivera_xX
Oml I wish I never searched that 😂
miirxam__ I know, I’m sorry, it’s kinda creepy 😂
WE EAT TOMOROW
WE EAT TODAY
WE EAT WHEN TOMOROW IS TODAY
Bilie ur so weird.....and thats why i like you xD
@Farjana Islam yup!!!
@Farjana Islam YUUP!!!!
@@nikolamarkovic1547she is kinda edgy- Lol
Just Kidding.
nikola Markovic WeIRED LIEKK MAH
SAMEZ
Teacher: "What is a word that starts with the letter m?"
Classmate: "Mad."
Me: 0:57
LMAO
😂😂
1:36 I see what you did there ;)
V For Vegans
I don’t get it
D x a d it’s part of her song bellyache, where the lyric is: “my V is for vendetta”
Katie Gilding I was going comment that
D x a d it literally shows you in the video it’s a song
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Billie: Ah ThE pOlice are coMING iS GoiNg tO gEt arReStEd
I thought she was gonna say avocados
@@jwsmine lol same
🎶 v is for vendetta 🎶 this is how many people love Billie
|
2
including me
MEEEEE
Thx for all da likes
honestly that was cool that they used the lyric for V
1:40 this clip had me ded 😂😂
1:01
When you realize that you failed your exams
When you realized you...
DONE MESSED UP AARON
When my mother finds out I'm genderfluid and homosexual
Thats me today, i failed my bechmark😂😂😒
@@imashhhhh7959
It's summer
@@iterashai I still have school, my ends like in one week
1:50 IM CHOKING RIGHT NOW
u ok
And Y is for:
YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET, AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN A CUP, SO I DID!
crɪngy bɪtch on what tho, Billies D?
SAME
1945: We are gonna have flying cars in future!
2019:
So true 😂
This is better than flying cars
@Kayla Patota cookie so
2019: be like 1:50
@@Zoe-ko3us ikr
1:50
“YoU pUsHeD mE iNtO tHe ClOsEt AnD tOlD mE tO pEe In A cUp So I dId”