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  • @adyan4080
    @adyan4080 5 лет назад +2796

    0:38 The language of the Minecraft Enchantment table

  • @Rae04t8
    @Rae04t8 4 года назад +714

    "SOmEBODY keEPS getting SPaRKIng WAter." Fav line forever 🤣🤣🤣

    • @apexyl5135
      @apexyl5135 4 года назад +16

      AnD i DoNt KnOw WhO
      AnD i DoNt KnOw WhO tO bLaMe FoR iT

    • @roo7915
      @roo7915 4 года назад +1

      mine too 🤪🤣

    • @Imw4tching_y0u
      @Imw4tching_y0u 4 года назад +4

      Sparkling water is disgusting 🤢🤮😫

    • @staffelgk
      @staffelgk 4 года назад +2

      ;-;
      I only like it with juice.
      ;×;

    • @Vintage_Dollyy
      @Vintage_Dollyy 4 года назад

      It's my mom

  • @viviathan
    @viviathan 4 года назад +652

    She acts like she’s high most of the time, and I love it.

  • @angelmilkk175
    @angelmilkk175 4 года назад +582

    “No don’t show em? Okay. She said no. MY MOM SAID NO TF-“

    • @-vines-7018
      @-vines-7018 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @wishuwereeilish9190
      @wishuwereeilish9190 3 года назад +1

      please watch Billie Eilish Rewind 2020 ❤️
      ruclips.net/video/8uOzOdq75Ho/видео.html

  • @abberr9507
    @abberr9507 4 года назад +4734

    Billie Eilish's music: depressing and emotional
    Also Billie: SoUPy SoUpY sandwich buTt

    • @kennahangelicabano624
      @kennahangelicabano624 4 года назад +20

      Huh . Your a fan simon cowell you lied lol.....sssdd

    • @victoria8838
      @victoria8838 4 года назад +12

      @@kennahangelicabano624 I know. I saw a video about Simon Cowell not being a fan of Billie. Clearly that was a lie.

    • @angelstreams2644
      @angelstreams2644 4 года назад +4

      @Simon Cowell -_-

    • @abberr9507
      @abberr9507 4 года назад +2

      @@victoria8838 lol

    • @darliinqrosesroblox9060
      @darliinqrosesroblox9060 4 года назад +3

      I read it when she said it lol

  • @nikistorey9972
    @nikistorey9972 5 лет назад +9541

    Most people: *Billie is an emotionless, edge lord*
    Actually Billie:

    • @coofee1877
      @coofee1877 5 лет назад +99

      haHaHa,Where are those ppl?I Will kill them

    • @naomij5153
      @naomij5153 5 лет назад +57

      @@coofee1877 my parents lmao

    • @iconic6561
      @iconic6561 4 года назад +18

      Everyone has to have a little fun y’know

    • @sunnycookiez2264
      @sunnycookiez2264 4 года назад +29

      SOUPY SOUPY SANDWICH BUTT😂

    • @eggybread7652
      @eggybread7652 4 года назад +13

      Sunny Cookiez LMAO WHAT THE HELL

  • @revalicslimes4687
    @revalicslimes4687 4 года назад +1713

    0:28 that kitten just realized it’s billie eilish lmao

  • @kristabranson5960
    @kristabranson5960 2 года назад +130

    are we just not going to talk about the fact that she wrote the song happier than ever after this video was made… coincidence i think not.

    • @sleepingdog5718
      @sleepingdog5718 2 года назад +7

      I guess they changed the title of the video

    • @ella.tomlinson
      @ella.tomlinson 2 года назад +3

      @@sleepingdog5718 it's at the start too

    • @sleepingdog5718
      @sleepingdog5718 2 года назад +1

      @@ella.tomlinson yes without than ever?

  • @spame-mail8619
    @spame-mail8619 4 года назад +372

    billie has got to be the only celebrity who gets excited every time she sees a poster of herself

  • @sarahgrace5400
    @sarahgrace5400 4 года назад +574

    Even if you hate her you gotta respect that she’s different. If everyone was the same life would be boring. So deal with it.

    • @sarahgrace5400
      @sarahgrace5400 4 года назад +8

      @@brianadeba8761 yes 100% agree

    • @sarahgrace5400
      @sarahgrace5400 4 года назад +5

      @Mute Wolf thank you!

    • @nillagaming4472
      @nillagaming4472 4 года назад +2

      I 100% agree

    • @vitaminb1867
      @vitaminb1867 4 года назад +1

      Most people are the same

    • @vitaminb1867
      @vitaminb1867 4 года назад +2

      I'm different and I dont care what people say and neither should other people. Be proud of who YOU are!

  • @clouderror2384
    @clouderror2384 5 лет назад +1524

    3:42 .. billie in a pony tail and hoops? no wayy
    loren: am i a joke to you?

  • @wolfiebearsart9875
    @wolfiebearsart9875 4 года назад +606

    She acts like shes high af....
    That's why I love her

    • @witchymoonbaby2279
      @witchymoonbaby2279 4 года назад +10

      Same

    • @jzgzz
      @jzgzz 4 года назад +9

      I swear she was drunk the whole video

    • @madwrld4864
      @madwrld4864 2 года назад

      Fr!! And she’s never been high before so that says a lot about who she is and what her personality is like

  • @czerwcowa
    @czerwcowa 4 года назад +436

    Nobody:
    Billie:
    I lOvE pOoPiNg

    • @lupaferine6009
      @lupaferine6009 4 года назад +7

      The people pooping while watching random videos on youtube: 👁👄👁

    • @kopi2367
      @kopi2367 4 года назад +5

      Ngl pooping is fun

    • @user-cz4iu4oq1k
      @user-cz4iu4oq1k 4 года назад +2

      who wouldn’t?

    • @kyirose2995
      @kyirose2995 4 года назад +2

      I laughed so hard when she said that and then said after eating flamin hot Cheetos that it like a lighter down there that I couldn’t breathe... I literally was wheezing so bad that I was laughing at me wheezing and laughed so hard that I was crying

    • @adoringcats82
      @adoringcats82 4 года назад

      @@kopi2367 eh--

  • @joegie_egghead
    @joegie_egghead 5 лет назад +253

    4:11 she started “Duh-ing” when she was a very young!
    She is now a Master at the... “DUH”

  • @lashermanascaicedodivinas9696
    @lashermanascaicedodivinas9696 5 лет назад +650

    Every time I look at Billie it makes me smile AND I DONT KNOW WHY!!! I love her!

    • @kiabeth4205
      @kiabeth4205 5 лет назад +4

      Joyce Caicedo just don’t smile at her ;)

    • @alsek3766
      @alsek3766 5 лет назад +1

      its cause she isn’t funny

    • @savannahalyce1916
      @savannahalyce1916 5 лет назад

      Omg same😂😂

    • @alsek3766
      @alsek3766 5 лет назад +1

      Kaylee Gacha 2009 I know, also you just helped me prove my point :)

  • @eli8212
    @eli8212 4 года назад +112

    Billie is right, pooping is extremely underrated

  • @spame-mail8619
    @spame-mail8619 4 года назад +522

    title: 5minutes 56seconds
    youtube: 5minutes 57seconds
    me enjoying an extra second of billie:
    :D

  • @valcofter3170
    @valcofter3170 5 лет назад +2323

    1:58 My teacher after spennding 3 years with me

  • @parkerbaker4170
    @parkerbaker4170 4 года назад +475

    roses are red violets are blue SomEoNe KeEps GeTtIng sPaRkElInG WaTeR aNd I dOnT kNow WhO

  • @jouraki
    @jouraki 4 года назад +82

    "billie making you happier"
    me: cries bc i love her

  • @ghosti_vx5342
    @ghosti_vx5342 4 года назад +267

    I don't like how everyone thinks she's depressed and emotionless

    • @Heather-wk5nv
      @Heather-wk5nv 4 года назад +5

      Neither do I

    • @prakritisingh7428
      @prakritisingh7428 4 года назад +4

      Well when I don't know billie I felt like wtf but when I started to know her more I became a fan💚🖤

    • @Lils268
      @Lils268 4 года назад

      Same because she's not

    • @mohraeelehab9825
      @mohraeelehab9825 4 года назад

      Yup she isn't

    • @Lils268
      @Lils268 4 года назад

      @@mohraeelehab9825 ye bitch

  • @kakakakkakakakakakaka
    @kakakakkakakakakakaka 5 лет назад +10777

    BiLLiE eiliSh mAkIng u hAppIEr fOr 5 miNs and 56 sECs!
    5:57 : *am I a joke to u*

    • @kloeupton271
      @kloeupton271 5 лет назад +55

      Dqif u remove the intro music it's 5:50

    • @doomasil7232
      @doomasil7232 5 лет назад +11

      The Arty Duo! Im on pc so when i press your timestamp it brings me to the start of the video

    • @divinely2009
      @divinely2009 5 лет назад

      The Arty Duo inspiration

    • @Katie-xl1cx
      @Katie-xl1cx 5 лет назад +1

      The Arty Duo my ocd has kicked in

    • @parkinsbeau
      @parkinsbeau 5 лет назад +1

      is it scary that that was the video i watched before this.....

  • @xleahrehmanx7831
    @xleahrehmanx7831 4 года назад +76

    Can we all agree that the thumbnail is perfect?

  • @sunnyroses8520
    @sunnyroses8520 4 года назад +1679

    The only girl who is allowed say I’m not like other girls...

    • @witchymoonbaby2279
      @witchymoonbaby2279 4 года назад +14

      Bro your name is aesthetic harmony and you are saying you not like other girls ? ha see me in a crown

    • @sunnyroses8520
      @sunnyroses8520 4 года назад +71

      Alexandra Castro
      I was talking about billie 🙄

    • @dsa8695
      @dsa8695 4 года назад +9

      I can say it because I'm really not like the other gurls

    • @artemisthefoul7597
      @artemisthefoul7597 4 года назад +8

      WE HAVE ONE OTHE LIKE OTHER GIRLS HERE!! COME GET A TICKET

    • @juiciet929
      @juiciet929 4 года назад +28

      @@artemisthefoul7597 Im not like other girls cause i am male... wait a dayum minute..

  • @apexyl5135
    @apexyl5135 4 года назад +337

    Billie Eilish in everyone’s minds:
    *dedicated singer and hella depressed*
    Billie Eilish in reality:
    _one day I pooped 8 times... best day of my life_

  • @holyhead2045
    @holyhead2045 4 года назад +449

    Me: *watching this to cure my depression *
    My depression: o k .

    • @jamescharles2919
      @jamescharles2919 4 года назад

      Me watching to get my anxiety away because I’m at a friends house since we’ve been distant 7-8 years or 9 it’s been too long is awkward we haven’t been talking! For 10 minutes straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ender5715
      @ender5715 4 года назад

      @@jamescharles2919 omg James

    • @zzz4590
      @zzz4590 4 года назад

      Billie elish fan it’s not the real james

    • @kjunti
      @kjunti 4 года назад

      Mintyy Mochaミントモカ it is

    • @zzz4590
      @zzz4590 4 года назад

      O S H I T A M I N O R I No click on his pfp

  • @K0ffyy
    @K0ffyy 5 лет назад +1105

    *"I dont know why humans become hungry"*
    Honestly, me neither Billie

    • @fuchsia4487
      @fuchsia4487 5 лет назад +5

      The foods we eat provide us with a range of nutrients: vitamins, minerals, water, fat, carbohydrates, fibre, and protein. These nutrients are put to different uses - as building materials to construct the tissues and organs from which our bodies are made; as the components of the molecular machinery that keeps our cells running as they should. All of these uses are unified by a common theme: a requirement for energy to make them happen. And this is where one particular type of nutrient comes into its own. Step forward the carbohydrates.
      Carbohydrates are better known to us as sugars, but in fact the sweet crystals we know as sugar are only part of this group. Carbohydrates come in very different shapes and sizes. One of the smallest is glucose, which acts as a chemical building block - multiple copies of glucose can join together to form a range of much larger molecules. For example, starch - found in potatoes and flour - is a carbohydrate formed from many individual molecules of glucose joined together in long chains. (Based on taste alone, you wouldn’t think that starch was made of glucose. Even though individual molecules of glucose taste sweet to us, once they are linked together to form starch the sweetness is lost.)
      To understand how the sugar in our food can power the processes occurring in our cells every minute of every day, let’s follow some starch on its journey through the body. Many of the foods we consume aren’t in a form with which our bodies can do anything useful. Instead, they need to be digested. And so it is with carbohydrates such as starch. This process of digestion starts as soon as the food enters our mouth; our saliva contains special substances (called enzymes) that start attacking the long chains of starch, breaking it into smaller fragments.
      Digestion continues as our food is swallowed and slides down into our stomach, where an arsenal of other chemical weapons set to work on the mouthful we’ve just consumed. Before long, what were initially mouth-watering morsels are reduced to something rather less appetising and leave the stomach to enter the long, snaking tunnel of our intestines. By now, the long chains of starch have been broken down into glucose, which is small enough to pass through the lining of our intestine and into our bloodstream. Our bloodstream acts as a short- and long-distance transport network, carrying the newly-arrived sugar molecules to cells all over the body.
      muscles
      Image Credit: ‘Muscles from French anatomical engraving, most likely Andreas Vesalius’s ‘De Corporis Humani Fabrica Libri Septem’; University of Liverpool, Health and Life Sciences, CC by S.A 2.0, via flickr.
      When glucose arrives at its destination and first enters the cell, it undergoes a chemical make-over to transform it into a new substance called pyruvate. And this is where the real fun begins.
      At this point, let me introduce you to a special inhabitant of our cells, the capsule-shaped mitochondrion (or mitochondria, if you’re referring to more than one). In essence, mitochondria provide each cell with its own power supply. The more active a cell is - and so the more energy it needs - the more mitochondria it contains. Muscle cells, which require a lot of energy to power their movement during muscle contraction, may contains thousands of mitochondria; by contrast, skin cells, which only require a modest energy supply, may contain only a few hundred.
      But how do mitochondria actually power a cell? Well, mitochondria act as factories for a special chemical called ATP. ATP is like a portable mini-battery: it stores energy, and can be shuttled off to wherever in the cell that energy is needed (at which point the stored energy can be released).
      So what has the production of ATP by mitochondria got to do with us eating carbohydrates? I mentioned earlier how glucose is converted into pyruvate when it enters the cell. This pyruvate is then shipped into the mitochondrion. Once inside the mitochondrion, pyruvate enters a chemical production line, a series of linked chemical reactions and molecular processes that use the pyruvate ultimately to produce ATP. (I won’t go into details, despite the fact that, to a biochemist like me, the process is ingenious. Just take my word for it if you will.)
      This process of mini-battery production relies on more than just glucose to keep it going. It also needs a constant supply of oxygen. Indeed, this reliance upon oxygen is the whole reason why we need to breathe every minute of our lives. If we stop breathing, we stop supplying oxygen to the mitochondria in our cells and they can no longer produce ATP. Without ATP, there is no energy to power the processes needed to keep a cell alive. Without energy, cells die.
      The importance of ATP to our very existence is also highlighted in surprising ways: Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide was first published in 1945, and features two characters whose meals at a restaurant prove to be their last: they are both poisoned with cyanide. Cyanide has its lethal effect by blocking the chemical production line taking place in our mitochondria. If cells can’t produce ATP, they lose their energy source and quickly die (just like in the absence of oxygen). And if this happens in cells throughout the body simultaneously, it’s not long before the body as a whole can no longer function, as Agatha Christie’s characters had the misfortune to discover.

    • @yaboii3509
      @yaboii3509 5 лет назад +14

      @@fuchsia4487 I'm definitely not gonna read all of that

    • @fuchsia4487
      @fuchsia4487 5 лет назад

      Ya boi
      I just gave a short simple answer that I wrote in biology.

    • @yaboii3509
      @yaboii3509 5 лет назад

      @@fuchsia4487 Yeah..No

    • @yeetyoink1019
      @yeetyoink1019 5 лет назад +1

      @@fuchsia4487 r/woooosh..

  • @x7res
    @x7res 4 года назад +104

    5 minutes 56 seconds straight
    The one last second: Am I a joke to you

  • @cookiessugar7509
    @cookiessugar7509 5 лет назад +941

    2:05
    Billie's Mom: *desperately tries to make her daughter less aggressive and feel more kindly towards her fans who only try to look out for her*
    Billie: "ThAnK yOu! YoU aRe RiGhT!"

    • @begumemir2333
      @begumemir2333 5 лет назад +16

      Cookies Sugar she is always so kind to her fans

    • @begumemir2333
      @begumemir2333 5 лет назад +4

      Watch ruclips.net/video/xhjI6HjLFzQ/видео.html

    • @begumemir2333
      @begumemir2333 5 лет назад +4

      And ruclips.net/video/n1a-rinVRjg/видео.html

    • @cookiessugar7509
      @cookiessugar7509 5 лет назад +7

      My guy, that was ironic exaggeration for comedic purposes. Of course she'd be happy to meet and speak with her fans.

    • @begumemir2333
      @begumemir2333 5 лет назад +2

      Ok

  • @tiffanyjordan5417
    @tiffanyjordan5417 5 лет назад +430

    3:10 that’s me when the teacher calls on me and I don’t know what she’s talking about

  • @BananaChickensRFake
    @BananaChickensRFake 4 года назад +198

    “SoUpY sOuPy SaNdWiCh BuTt”
    -Billie Eilish

  • @fayewebster_no1fan
    @fayewebster_no1fan 4 года назад +274

    Fun fact: *pooping is actually underrated.*

  • @r_z_t_17
    @r_z_t_17 5 лет назад +2779

    4:11 Young Billie already thinking about becoming a bad guy... duh
    Edit: Thanks Saint Patrick 😎

    • @yashminjamal9555
      @yashminjamal9555 5 лет назад +8

      Ahaha

    • @peekarae
      @peekarae 5 лет назад +2

      shut up

    • @marjoleinwittingen6355
      @marjoleinwittingen6355 5 лет назад +6

      She's still young

    • @arwasaad7573
      @arwasaad7573 5 лет назад +1

      If you edit the heart is gone I’ve been in it many times

    • @peekarae
      @peekarae 5 лет назад

      Cookie Monster no I just came here to make fun of some 13 year old Billie Eilish Fans who think she’s funny and dEeP

  • @bellakennedy4798
    @bellakennedy4798 4 года назад +668

    People who dont know who billie is: she is just depressed and edgey
    Billie: wHeRe aRe tHe FrIcKeN aVicAdoEs, wHo iS bUyiNg sParkLiNg wAtEr

  • @lexiiiiii05
    @lexiiiiii05 5 лет назад +954

    Changes lyrics to “when the party’s over” to “Finneas don’t do dat daaaaaat” 5:33 lmaooo 😂😂

    • @nottheonly1
      @nottheonly1 5 лет назад +13

      I laughed so hard at that part XD

  • @sqv1dz0
    @sqv1dz0 4 года назад +151

    every 5 year old trying to tell a secret:
    mY mOm SaId No I'm SoRrY

    • @lilysnmaddys
      @lilysnmaddys 3 года назад

      hey shigaraki I will join the league no worry to ask

    • @sqv1dz0
      @sqv1dz0 3 года назад

      @@lilysnmaddys great, I'll introduce you to the league

    • @lilysnmaddys
      @lilysnmaddys 3 года назад

      @@sqv1dz0 yas yas

    • @shotaaizawa7569
      @shotaaizawa7569 3 года назад

      Hey Shiggy

    • @sqv1dz0
      @sqv1dz0 3 года назад +1

      @@shotaaizawa7569 Shota Aizawa... what are you doing here

  • @its_lovelygacha1238
    @its_lovelygacha1238 5 лет назад +1525

    0:41 when I try to speak a different language to impress my crush
    Edit: HOLY CRAP, 1.1K LIKES?!?! 😭😭😭

  • @rsh6792
    @rsh6792 4 года назад +170

    People's assumptions about Billie: Dark, sad, depressed
    Really Billie: *sOUpY soUpY sanDwIcH bUtT*

    • @Laura-gn5zb
      @Laura-gn5zb 4 года назад +1

      I just love that comment 😂

    • @marsxbby5527
      @marsxbby5527 4 года назад

      Bruh I cant breathe this video 😂

  • @fizzbee5137
    @fizzbee5137 4 года назад +523

    *"Pooping is my favorite part of the day"*
    - Billo EyeLaSh

  • @caffeineaddict9761
    @caffeineaddict9761 4 года назад +57

    "i don't even know why humans get hungry"
    same, but like half of the time im not hungry but my mouths just too lonely

  • @megvmi6391
    @megvmi6391 5 лет назад +1875

    0:29 *cat is looking away*
    _cat looks at billie_
    OH SH*T Billie is behind me when the f**k did that happen

    • @ThisIsEva444
      @ThisIsEva444 5 лет назад +16

      The kitty felt so famous UwU

    • @Abby-ku7we
      @Abby-ku7we 5 лет назад +8

      @@ThisIsEva444 The kitty is so cute UWU

    • @anama1319
      @anama1319 5 лет назад +3

      This made me legit rofl

    • @tqukos7530
      @tqukos7530 5 лет назад +3

      The kitty is totally a fan

    • @snowyflake1145
      @snowyflake1145 5 лет назад

      Fuck off

  • @kierr._3831
    @kierr._3831 5 лет назад +869

    “I love pooping”
    “The day i pooped 8 times was the best day of my life”
    “One time i ate so many hot cheetos it was like burning poop, like i lighter down there”
    Wow Billie...
    *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

  • @aries7369
    @aries7369 5 лет назад +277

    2:31
    no one:
    literally not a soul:
    gru when he’s drunk:

  • @izzyd6894
    @izzyd6894 4 года назад +695

    Let’s be honest.
    Nobody searched for this.
    But you *loved* it

    • @mariadiaconu3602
      @mariadiaconu3602 3 года назад +10

      Actually i did search for something to cheer me up since i was sad- and then found this which made me happier

    • @wishuwereeilish9190
      @wishuwereeilish9190 3 года назад +1

      please watch Billie Eilish Rewind 2020 ❤️
      ruclips.net/video/8uOzOdq75Ho/видео.html

    • @jazlynamartinez
      @jazlynamartinez 3 года назад +3

      i searched for it 😈

    • @ShotoTodoroki-zv7qw
      @ShotoTodoroki-zv7qw 3 года назад +2

      @@jazlynamartinez Same O-O

    • @eat._.thisss6958
      @eat._.thisss6958 3 года назад +1

      Yep

  • @koda_soda1
    @koda_soda1 5 лет назад +336

    3:08
    " wat? _wAT?_ "
    Omg I kept on replaying that clip it's just- *_gold_*

    • @vinsfactory
      @vinsfactory 5 лет назад +6

      PikachukSenpai omg now I am too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @notabiii
      @notabiii 5 лет назад +5

      Now ya got me doin it! 😂😂

    • @mxlktxaaxsthxtxcs9515
      @mxlktxaaxsthxtxcs9515 5 лет назад +4

      same xD

    • @alexnesbitt2004
      @alexnesbitt2004 5 лет назад +3

      As soon as u said that I did it 2 🤣

    • @agnesdanyi6650
      @agnesdanyi6650 5 лет назад +1

      SAME😂😂😂😂 I WATCHED IT LIKE 20 TIMES

  • @kendrawoulfe3861
    @kendrawoulfe3861 4 года назад +167

    No one:
    Billie: SOOPY SOOPY SANDWITCH BUTT
    I'm dead😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @thatsglow1307
    @thatsglow1307 4 года назад +398

    The dislikes are probably from Karen’s who are saying BiLliE No MoRE bAd WorDs

    • @brookemcb
      @brookemcb 4 года назад +4

      Your username confused me so much LOL.

    • @erikaclemente6469
      @erikaclemente6469 4 года назад

      Yeah Lol! From Karens hshs

    • @liyahaque9584
      @liyahaque9584 4 года назад

      This comment is GOLD 😂😂😂

    • @Lils268
      @Lils268 4 года назад

      Lolz it's so true
      Edit: Karen's be like
      FUCK NO BILLIE

    • @addie7342
      @addie7342 4 года назад +1

      I meAnn swearing isn’t that bad Karen’s, CHILL OUT KARENS lol
      This comment is GOLDEN UwU 💛
      Karen’s must be taught the ways of nice homans, they need to learn that’s masks are good UnU

  • @Waynebruce07
    @Waynebruce07 4 года назад +56

    The camera is literally right under her nose and she still looks flawless. 😍

  • @mahnoorhussain5768
    @mahnoorhussain5768 5 лет назад +1125

    at 1:19 the laugh she did immediately reminded me of the chuckle in "bad guy". just me?

  • @ROTCNAZ1
    @ROTCNAZ1 5 лет назад +243

    Till this day nobody knows who kept getting Billie Eilish sparkling water :(

  • @fizzbee5137
    @fizzbee5137 4 года назад +202

    *_People do not freak out bc it's 1 second more.. that means... MORE BILLIE_*

    • @ItzJaz
      @ItzJaz 4 года назад +1

      Exactly finally someone who gets it thank you oh wait I'm a going to hell for being nice

    • @ItzJaz
      @ItzJaz 4 года назад

      @Sasha Sutton our opinion your is your.

    • @ItzJaz
      @ItzJaz 4 года назад

      @Sasha Sutton ik that I meant that as a joke

    • @callulaaubry2282
      @callulaaubry2282 4 года назад

      :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

  • @sh_arx
    @sh_arx 2 года назад +17

    She already makes me happy by her smile 😃

    • @4usprosperity
      @4usprosperity 2 года назад

      Do you Billie eilish ever I just don't sorry I just don't trust you honestly I don't trust you

    • @nichnyjzhuravel
      @nichnyjzhuravel 2 года назад

      me too

  • @sonianovielli3968
    @sonianovielli3968 5 лет назад +330

    2:28
    no one:
    literally no one:
    billie: *TiME To gEt uP*

  • @bilseyelash7255
    @bilseyelash7255 5 лет назад +377

    0:39
    y’all ever seen them videos of cats talking?
    that’s what she sounds like. also her toes are REALLY long, idek

    • @clowningcat_6540
      @clowningcat_6540 5 лет назад +4

      sylvester? or random kitty?

    • @bilseyelash7255
      @bilseyelash7255 5 лет назад +2

      karmah gamer playz they’re actually long have you even seen them they’re all the same length lol

  • @user-vw3xz4mv9t
    @user-vw3xz4mv9t 5 лет назад +197

    Billie Eilish making me happier for 17 years straight 💕

  • @someone-338
    @someone-338 3 года назад +25

    14-year-old girls: shes so depressing but she gets me
    also Billie Eilish: AIOAOIC

  • @chelsilol7521
    @chelsilol7521 5 лет назад +595

    1:59
    When a annoying girl in class wants me to teach her because they were gossiping about me during math class:

  • @hope2338
    @hope2338 5 лет назад +806

    2:50 let's acknowledge that billie is respecting her mom even though she's a celeb at 17
    edit: ok hi I went to rewatch this video because it makes happy and thank you

    • @bizzarebanana3041
      @bizzarebanana3041 5 лет назад +6

      greyrose why..? I’m sure almost all young celebrities would do the same

    • @Quack899
      @Quack899 5 лет назад +14

      @@bizzarebanana3041 I mean not really

    • @sharondavey1799
      @sharondavey1799 5 лет назад +10

      @@Quack899 Yeah, respect disappeared ages ago

    • @Quack899
      @Quack899 5 лет назад +8

      @@sharondavey1799 yea every kid in the industry does drugs and forgets parents even exist

    • @sharondavey1799
      @sharondavey1799 5 лет назад

      @@Quack899 I can agree there lmao.

  • @sophie7282
    @sophie7282 5 лет назад +519

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Billie Eilish: I love pooping!😂

  • @Ebie_
    @Ebie_ 3 года назад +20

    "Frick no"
    Billie POV: *ohhhh! That could be a good bop!*
    "Frick no baby~"

  • @ok-jp4uk
    @ok-jp4uk 5 лет назад +524

    5:15 Oh wow first Time i saw her dressed like that love it 💐

    • @ok-jp4uk
      @ok-jp4uk 5 лет назад +19

      @** bilsexual ** first i just liked her Outfit AND I have a boyfriend!

    • @ok-jp4uk
      @ok-jp4uk 5 лет назад +4

      @** bilsexual ** no it's okay 😂

    • @astrobxe
      @astrobxe 5 лет назад +11

      She looks pretty af tho either way she’s pretty

    • @astrobxe
      @astrobxe 5 лет назад +1

      Dayana Landaverde exactly

    • @ok-jp4uk
      @ok-jp4uk 5 лет назад +2

      @Dayana Landaverde thank you 😊

  • @ilovebillieeilish8912
    @ilovebillieeilish8912 5 лет назад +212

    My favorite song of Billie Eilish its a “ Don’t do that, Fineas don’t do that AAA” 😅😂💕

    • @qymi210
      @qymi210 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @okeokeokeok3
      @okeokeokeok3 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 jajajajja

  • @angelsculley7422
    @angelsculley7422 5 лет назад +329

    5:14-5:17
    Omg that’s the least amount of clothes I’ve ever seen her wear!! I love her 😂

  • @theodratewodros5110
    @theodratewodros5110 4 года назад +27

    Video: Billie making us happy for 5 minutes and 56 seconds straight
    RUclips: I think not (proceeds to add one second)

  • @divinely2009
    @divinely2009 5 лет назад +2787

    *I mean at least it’s 1 second longer then expected*
    *thanks for 2.5k likes. Sloopy sloopy sandwich butt -Billie 2019*

    • @taylor6670
      @taylor6670 5 лет назад +5

      on my Chromebook it's not... so maybe it's just on phones!

    • @lsjaowhwbkwhwksha5926
      @lsjaowhwbkwhwksha5926 5 лет назад +3

      LMFAO

    • @divinely2009
      @divinely2009 5 лет назад

      G V I said thanks for NEARLY 1K likes. Have a good day.

    • @vaurievlogs
      @vaurievlogs 5 лет назад

      Billie Fan you have 1k now!

    • @divinely2009
      @divinely2009 5 лет назад

      patietiee thanks for reminding me.

  • @lillicommers147
    @lillicommers147 5 лет назад +1173

    2:14 tHaNk yOu YoU ArE RiGhT lol
    Also do you guys realize that jojo siwa is not much than a year younger than William eyelash. Let that sink in for a sec.

  • @heyamoresh5339
    @heyamoresh5339 5 лет назад +104

    Who noticed that Billie Eilish is very fond of animals? She's very cute💖

  • @elianap7435
    @elianap7435 4 года назад +54

    she sounds like someone with no soul in her music
    also her:

  • @7grves
    @7grves 5 лет назад +142

    1:50 “An aRtIsT”, tHat was like the new, “I like your laugh....HeEHHEHEH.”

  • @keandrarodriguez2756
    @keandrarodriguez2756 5 лет назад +292

    Billie's mom " thank you, you are right"
    Billie: " tHaNk YoU. yOu ArE rIgHt"

  • @nigeliahalliwell7677
    @nigeliahalliwell7677 4 года назад +136

    "Idk why humans become hungry" billie ellish.

    • @evelynbell4971
      @evelynbell4971 4 года назад +2

      Fr though... How do we see water if its clear?

  • @xxgacha_potatoxx2003
    @xxgacha_potatoxx2003 4 года назад +13

    Her songs:depressing
    Her: pooping is my favourite part of the day
    Me:😳😂✌️

  • @pickleparker228
    @pickleparker228 5 лет назад +302

    If I even say "crap" in front of my mom she would be the last person I want to see
    then we have Billie with her mom
    lol

  • @audreypierce5339
    @audreypierce5339 4 года назад +203

    4:37
    Nobody:
    Not a single person:
    Not single god damn soul:
    Billie Elish: I love pooping:)

    • @user-zk1jq1mv8y
      @user-zk1jq1mv8y 4 года назад +5

      I was pooping when i heard

    • @nikabajkovec
      @nikabajkovec 4 года назад +1

      I was lit on the toilet and pooping...
      I just sat there for a moment to apreciate

  • @ruse-wj5xx
    @ruse-wj5xx 4 года назад +112

    0:28 “Wait a damn minute, b-Billie eyelash?”

    • @billie7969
      @billie7969 4 года назад +1

      @KittyMellows And we we don't like you

    • @inspirasian6680
      @inspirasian6680 4 года назад

      @@billie7969 oooof that's an ouch.
      Take a joke-
      Even if it was bad

    • @billie7969
      @billie7969 4 года назад

      @@inspirasian6680 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚍𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝

    • @billie7969
      @billie7969 4 года назад

      @KittyMellows 𝚒 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝

    • @Lils268
      @Lils268 4 года назад

      I also say it

  • @peyton7527
    @peyton7527 4 года назад +5

    My depression was cured for 5 minutes and 56 seconds. Thank you

  • @ashlynn1652
    @ashlynn1652 5 лет назад +67

    Ahhhhhh I love the sound of her voice & I looooove that giggle.😍 I could listen to her talk all day.

  • @amjad233
    @amjad233 5 лет назад +377

    My mom heared me laughing so loud and now she is so worried

  • @isabellaaforsuree
    @isabellaaforsuree 4 года назад +131

    I needed this :> “Someone is getting Sparking Water and I don’t know who to blame”
    Me:THIS is ThE giRl of my DrEaMs

  • @sillymercenary
    @sillymercenary 3 года назад +1

    This is why Billie is my favorite celebrity.

  • @b1ackhill
    @b1ackhill 4 года назад +85

    0:50
    Me when the teacher says she’s gonna pick someone random to answer the question

  • @elliebelletmackay5213
    @elliebelletmackay5213 4 года назад +107

    No one:
    Billie: I don’t know why people get hungry
    Me: that hit diff

    • @r.7530
      @r.7530 4 года назад

      It's why humans become hungry.....that shit hits different

    • @michaelsarahbell1014
      @michaelsarahbell1014 4 года назад

      Fr though🤨

  • @hellothere7059
    @hellothere7059 5 лет назад +260

    My hamster died
    I cried
    But i watch this video
    Now i'm smiling

  • @v1p3rlotus
    @v1p3rlotus 3 года назад +15

    No one:
    Billie: FFUUUUUUUUUUUCC...
    m e...

  • @Mytoecondreeah
    @Mytoecondreeah 5 лет назад +525

    Billie:pooping is my favorite part of the day.
    Me:Dude!
    Me too😎

    • @yoma854
      @yoma854 5 лет назад +4

      Nutmeg studios ARMYY

    • @ag-dn1vl
      @ag-dn1vl 5 лет назад

      nO jAmS why do people only waste their replies like this?

    • @yoma854
      @yoma854 5 лет назад +5

      Cannibal Chicken Darkness because we are army’s and army’s love each other and show respect ✊

    • @Mytoecondreeah
      @Mytoecondreeah 5 лет назад +3

      @@yoma854 thank you nO jAmS💜

    • @he_fooking_left_the_band740
      @he_fooking_left_the_band740 5 лет назад +1

      ME TOO!!!

  • @jolnoon7625
    @jolnoon7625 5 лет назад +40

    this has cured my depression, i have clear skin, my bank account is on point, my eyebrows are now on fleek, my clothes are all neatly folded, and my social life is ⬆️

  • @OnlyMichaelJackson
    @OnlyMichaelJackson 5 лет назад +669

    MAGGIE WHY DIDN'T YOU LET BILLIE TELL THE STORY

  • @thisismydadsprofile3352
    @thisismydadsprofile3352 3 года назад +7

    Billie is litterly hilarious and does the best songs

  • @aries7369
    @aries7369 5 лет назад +1530

    if u think billie looks amazing in a ponytail
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    edit: thx for 200 likes!!!

    • @spookz_kat9199
      @spookz_kat9199 4 года назад +16

      She looks good in everything ❤❤

    • @jazzyknope5892
      @jazzyknope5892 4 года назад +1

      YAS

    • @faitgjs5035
      @faitgjs5035 4 года назад +8

      Eva Serinsky i liked your comment, but as soon as I saw the edit, I unliked because that really annoys me :/

    • @preimmerr732
      @preimmerr732 4 года назад +1

      Haha begger

    • @SlMPP
      @SlMPP 4 года назад +1

      BTW THE rest of "pls don't read more" was for Eva Serinsky I forgot to mention Sowwy😟☹️😟☹️😟🙁🙁🙁😞😞😞

  • @boba_berry6611
    @boba_berry6611 4 года назад +247

    0:29 The moment you see Billie Eilish with a boyfriend

  • @officialkeori4649
    @officialkeori4649 5 лет назад +188

    1:50
    Lady: I’ve never seen an artist like you um...
    Billie:* pays no attention * (1 second later) an AWTIST😏
    Also Billie:PAHAHAHAHA
    ME: rewinds 1 million times 😅

  • @lia4050
    @lia4050 3 года назад

    I love how she is not afraid to be her goofy self! Love ya Billie!!

  • @gustavogironescobar9602
    @gustavogironescobar9602 5 лет назад +242

    0:38
    *When I Try To Speak To My Crush Without Making An Embarrassment, But I Realize That I Did..*

  • @gracieguru69yearsago_60
    @gracieguru69yearsago_60 4 года назад +566

    No one:
    Not one person:
    Not even me!:
    Billie: I lOvE pOoPiNg, PoOpInG iS uNdErRaTeD, oNe DaY I pOoped 8 tImEs ThAt wAs tHe BeSt dAy Of mY lIfE!

  • @lia6698
    @lia6698 5 лет назад +276

    5:27 when you are tired to sing pop so you sing Arabic music

  • @isabellaschotborg8512
    @isabellaschotborg8512 4 года назад

    i just rlly rlly rlly love the way Bille is around animals thats so adorable!!♡♡♡

  • @cambriagirone8509
    @cambriagirone8509 5 лет назад +56

    0:06 what a elegant choice of music right there ❤️👏🏼👌🏼💀😂

  • @blossom8613
    @blossom8613 4 года назад +60

    Sadness: (in my body)
    Billie: Not on my watch
    Me: (becomes 100% happier )

  • @ashlyn7959
    @ashlyn7959 4 года назад +131

    Nobody:
    Billie: idk why humans become hungry...

    • @snowinqbrae2542
      @snowinqbrae2542 4 года назад +3

      As soon as I red that the that bit came up 😳