billie eilish singing the lyrics of ocean eyes “i’ve been watching you for some time” to an avocado while wearing a too small bra over her clothes in front of a crowd is just amazing😂 i love her so muchh ahhh
Natalie Nigga-bitch a) um what did i do b) what kind of horrible human being says that c) why are you coming at me d) don’t say that to people because some people actually might do it. If someone said that to you you’d probably cry to your mommy
Are you sure you fixed it? On my phone, it still says she's cursing your depression. But I guess you could keep it that way. It almost has the same meaning. You can act as if she is cursing it so it will eventually leave which has the same effect as curing it.
@Blossom Woox for the special occasions like awards and magazines shoots, but not that much, she's very natural. But for example when she is in her concerts or just an off day she never uses make up
after watching this I felt like god himself talked to me. my depression is cursed, my cancer is gone, my cat started talking to me and I won 10.000.000 dollar. my life is wonderful.
Billie: hello my friends! Me: hey billiiiiie *a few seconds later* Billie: ok no one is gonna respond Me: henlo darkness my old- Billie: no! Me: ok, i just wanna make u feel ok but all u do is look the other wayyyy!!!
I'm not gay, it's just that billie is the perfect girlfriend
I'm gay and i agree to that 100% XD
Your profile pic tho 😂
@@derpz1901 lmao I got it from rule 34
From experience of being the gayest I could confirm that u are gay and I agree
Same tho...
5:18
it all started with that smile. that damned smile
Shes so cute in that sceneeee
I cantttttt
tru
3:37
*Ocean eyes, one of the most emotional songs of the album, starts playing*
Billie: dancing around with a bra on the outside
and an avocado in her hand :)
“these ocean tits”
LMAO
No..! (I love you is) listen to it!!!
Jessica Jordan wrong album local lmao
She is a walking meme
1000 subs with no content facts
That's tom holland
Oh yeah yeah
Fills bad your not at 1000 subscribers
You actually have 90
DUDE BILLIE IS LEGIT THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN ON THIS PLANET
No celeb Finn is
€:
Strong Billie can’t argue with that 😂
Can we make a petition for that please?
I know right!!!
billie: *smiles*
fans: *screaming yelling crying sobing because its FREAKING BILLIE EILISH*
Let me correct your post for ya:
billie: smiles
fans: screaming yelling crying sobing because THEY ARE FREAKING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS
fixed
@@tbone6924 thank you
@@tbone6924 I'm the fans but I'm not 14 y.o
That’s me every time I ever hear Billies voice
She needs to start a vlog, but she doesn’t have the time to.
Ff Dad dude she is just a kid
Ff Dad her schedule might be more hectic, we wouldn't want to consume all her time that she has to spend for herself.
Oh yeah her life is so hard..
FR
@@Justcarlosdiaz Don't be a dumbass
if only she could cure her own depression ;(
fuck, I wish I could hug that shit out of her, I feel like an older sister and it's my duty to hug the depression out of her and make sure she's okay
del why do u have too add that little sad part in
Wait...Billie has depression oh I feel bad
Uhhhh, when i read this comment, it made me cry af!
😢
Loved when she Said "gute fahrt" cause im german.
Me too
Omg ja😂 Eskalation 😂😍
Haha ich bin auch aus Deutschland 😂
I have german in me... I WANNA BE A GERMAN I THINK THERE so cool!! And nit from the ww2
I'm German tooo!
Billie: lifts finger
Fans: immediately jump and scream
FPS Seer you had 69 likes
But I ruined it
@@hxrtbrxker862 Oof
Pineapplix you made it betterr
Lol you had 666 likes and I ruined it
911 likes...
Fans: *AHHHHH CALL 911*
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Billie: GUte FahRt
billie eilish singing the lyrics of ocean eyes “i’ve been watching you for some time” to an avocado while wearing a too small bra over her clothes in front of a crowd is just amazing😂 i love her so muchh ahhh
“I basically eat air” I love this girl 😂
Dont we all do XD
1:49
“How you doin?”
“I’m cold, *dUHAggHHH* ”
Daniella G weird coincidence, that part appeared exactly as I read this comment.
*wears short pants*
She's the legend himself
Gray_Cat Gaming Me too lmao
BrO THereS SO MANy PouNds oF DiaHHrEa
1k like
Depression rate drops to 0%
Avocado rate goes to 100%
I love how she just has a thought and says it
out loud
in the middle of a concert
Lesbian Axolotl she also has Tourettes
2:56 Look at those Identical phones
Apple.. think different
Aahhh eww conspiracy theory!!
There’s like four similar ones sksk
Dani Sings ikr lmao
wtf?!
2:08 she’s literally the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life😂
Yo should I make part 2, im down, u?
Yess plz!
Yeess
im gonna post it this sunday!!!!!!
Saint Patrick yessssssssssssss
yess
she’s such a big mood
Natalie Nigga-bitch
a) um what did i do
b) what kind of horrible human being says that
c) why are you coming at me
d) don’t say that to people because some people actually might do it. If someone said that to you you’d probably cry to your mommy
I’m pretty retardet and gay, But why you mad buddy
A Random Person because some people like me actually struggle with suicidal thoughts and for someone to actually say that might push them to do that
A Random Person oh ok lol sorry 😐
150th like today is so retarded ive already been the 200th and 1000th on some other posts
This is the best video I've ever watched, even my anxiety got cured
I know right!
My already 5 day long sadness is gone for some time! Yay
Witchy Teacup fake depression...
Maxime LE GALL it’s not that deep
Trulyscuban N What? I swear you billie Eilish fans make no sense.
Maxime LE GALL i’m not a billie f-
the only reason i still alive until now because of god and billie, btw thanks for making this video bro u have saved my life lol
awwww, no problem dudee. thanks for watching
Deana Peterson god does not exist
@@who1451 i think he does but it not a fact so... does matter?
They are the same
billie is god u uncultured swine
Best 5 minutes and 30 seconds of my life
Julie Mousa aw thanks that means a lot to me. make sure to check out part 2 hehe
@@saintpatrick2994 oooooooooooo I'll definitely check it out lol😂
I love how she's not like the others and acts like a normal person not like she's a famous singer and celeb
Lizy Lol Celebrities are normal people.
@@maxime9006 I think they just meant that she's honest and humble and doesn't let the fame get to her head and think she's it ya know.
Banufshay I got that but she could have worded it better.
I KNOW THAT I MISSPELLED THE WORD CURE pls stop commenting about it, thanks. I fixed the title but I can’t change the video
Are you sure you fixed it? On my phone, it still says she's cursing your depression. But I guess you could keep it that way. It almost has the same meaning. You can act as if she is cursing it so it will eventually leave which has the same effect as curing it.
GodHatesEveryoneWhoDoesn'tReadTheBible thanks
i still see the title as cursing, just letting u know!
Why would people comment about you misspelling the word?.. They probably knew what you meant, right?
ITS OK
Billie reminds me of me. Except the pretty and famous part 😂
same
Aron Buss same tbh
Omg same
Same
Shes pretty but shes fat
She's just amazing. I love her personality, humor, singing, style, dancing, the whole goofy package.
Billie is literally my spirit animal
My depression has increased drastically because I'm not her... 😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭
Oof. Same.
Mine because I'm not with her :(
@@aleb8244 you just put down all my feelings in six words and a smiley
@@NotGonnaUploadGoAway nut thats not a smiley....just saying
Cierra Tan step 1: don’t give a fuck. I guess Billie had to learn that too. And maaaan she’s amazing.
2:58 me when the waiter asks: who didn’t get their food yet?
juunneelll fam wowww lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOO
"I feel like a butthole"
😂😂😂
1:24 she even can make music with her burps what a QUEEN
4:02 theres someone literally 1 foot away from billie AND THEY LOOKING DOWN AT THEIR PHONE if you're gonna be on you phone at least recored it.
NOBODY he started recording dummy boi
You don't know their life. What if something was happening to their life or someone was dying.
i legit forgot i was sad
Rita Abboud YASSS it workedddd
SAME
Is it bad that I quoted almost ALL OF THESE
Kaylee G nah that’s absolutely fine I also did that hahahah
i did too
Kaylee G yes that is disastrous. You should’ve quoted ALL OF THESE
even the port a potty one 🤔
well do you want an award? cause' nobody cares
1:25 the disappointment in Maggie's face
💀😂
*depression* *left* *the* *chat*
it never entered
it was cursed
If only we could cure her depression
"Depression"
Raegan Hunstad « depression »
Nobody:
No one at all:
Not even your aunt Karen:
Billie: *HAHAHAHAHA GuTe FaHrT*
Its just german, calm down and komm damit klar.
@lonertype to r/wooosh them?
Jokes on u I don't have an aunt Karen 😁😁
I'm German so i-
2:08 best part i swear
What's that song called tho?😅
nina onofri So true XD
What is name this song?
Search: I got me some bapes
my mans was rly ready to catch her puke when she burped
abby c hahaaaaaaaaaa😂😂🤪
fr lol
LMAO I JUS NOTICED
sell it on ebay for 10000000000 "billie eilish's puke"
Billie looks better without makeup honestly
@Blossom Woox for the special occasions like awards and magazines shoots, but not that much, she's very natural. But for example when she is in her concerts or just an off day she never uses make up
*This is simply why I love her.*
meeeeeee
She a mood 24/7😂 LMAO I love her so frikin much!
4:50 I’m straight I like guys😂 but Billie could get it 🤣
Lexi M what ist she actual saying? But...?
Tony de Angelo Sabrina Claudio could get it
Penis!!
Jea Styles LOL
love that some of yall don't get that she changed the words lmao
I’m convinced i’m in love with her.
JAIL TIME!!!!
The Oppai Devourer i’m the same age as her wdym😂
@@emmaskelly8268 Still Jail time! Criminal liability on some countries are at the age 16! Well at least for our country. FUCK IT, JAIL IS JUST A ROOM!
@@neenscreates she is 17 woman
0:39
HIT YOU WITH THAT DDU-DU DDU-DU DU!
XD
YESSSSS
YAAAS
😂😂😂
lol
I wanna meet her sooooo much she is my idol and I have watched every video of her not even kidding love her so much 💕
Why Billie so cute at everything
I just love Billie Eilish. She's the Eilish to my eyelash
Chloe Achnolia awwwww
@@saintpatrick2994
uwu
Chloe Achnolia so emotional
5:06
Billie:”It’s not there isn’t a whole there an- *Dies wheezing*”
the fourtyone people who disliked this, go trip over a knife hœeees :p
fangirling and mentally dieing hahahahhaa love that
Your telling someone to cut themselves because they don't like something? Fuck awff
@@janaylovely9489 It's a song lyric to one of Billie's songs.
now 275 :(
Welcome to the 200 likes club bicc
4:56 GUTE FAHRT 😂 😂 😂
defne div good drive in from german to english
The title should be, Billie eilish making me question my sexuality😂
Pinkie Gottlieb seriously ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚😂💚🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
after watching this I felt like god himself talked to me. my depression is cursed, my cancer is gone, my cat started talking to me and I won 10.000.000 dollar. my life is wonderful.
0:26 LMFAOOO aye bruh dis bitch tryna *fUk*
I love that Billie’s mom is in a constant state of OH MY GOD BILLIE!!!!!!🤦🏻♀️ I love her so much ❤️
2:27 my fav part 😂
Kamila Hernandez Yeah she's so cute 🥰
me.
*There's like **_8 pounds_** of diarrhea.*
@Gacha Ani it says it duh
what video is that from
bella arnold this one xD
Billie curing others depression but can't fvkin cure her own depression
lol
🧘🏾🧘🏾♂🤱🏾👰🏾🤵🏾👸🏾🤴🏾🧙🏾♀🧙🏾♂🎅🏾🤶🏾🚶🏾
I dont need 5 minutes and 30 seconds to cure my depression just a smile from Bellie is enough
Reign 027 true
Are u the freakin Joker, or why is your mouth that wide?
pipi kaka that’s kinda rude
@@turtlephilip6230 No, its not, I do like the Joker.
I am vegan so I eat....
I eat....
Well I eat...
I basically eat air!
I just want to be her best friend! She’s so funny!😂
U know what’s good about her... she can sing SHE CAN ACTUALLY SING she doesn’t need auto tune 🤔🥰😂
I wish i could swear near my family like that...
Billie:Blinks
Fans: O M G BILLIE YOUR SO TALENTED
we dont deserve this angel :(:
Inside those ocean *TITS* 😂
I love how she is so real around her family of fans like she acts like they r her home girls and its awesome 😂😂❤❤
So no ones gonna talk about how fit she is at 0:43 mmkay
I’m vegan and gluten free so I basicly just eat, like... air
I swear when she started singing the first time in the vid... her voice calmed me so much from the first word
Billie: "Bro there is so much DiaReAh in the portapotty! "
Me: "welp done with the cookie... "
I was eating a tootsie roll when she said that...welp.....thats that
Do you mean curing or cursing?
Marvin I really don’t know at this point😂
Lmao
Cur(s)ing
@@saintpatrick2994 WHERE'S THE FIRST CLIP FROM❓❓❓❓❔❔❔❔❔????
0:07 i love how u said cursing xD cause like she sweared 99% of the time
2:23 is my favorite this of all time
0:26 me after 1 shot of vodka 😂
Dai-yja Monae' LOL
"iwannagohome"
Is my fave song from now on
Depression? Cured.
Knife? Tripped over.
Joke? Stolen.
Previous line? Also stolen.
Second line? Not stolen (I think).
Hotel? Trivago.
Billie? Eilish
Annike Downey guy?bad
Wtf?
I didn’t get any of that.
Boyfriend? Patrick
Brother? SpongeBob
Mom? Squidward
Dad: SandyCheeks
Grandpa? Mr.Krabs
Grandma? Harly Quinn
me? annoyed by this crap going on in the comments lol
I WANT HER TO BE MY BESTFRIENDDD
she’s such a pure angel i just want to hug her forever and ever
I don't have OCD but when it said 5:33 seconds and I looked at the time and it was 5:34 my stomach tingled
It says 5:33 for me? Idk das weird
Its 6:34 😳
@@Gabi-tp7fz mine. Is 5:33.too
How exactly does your stomach tingle
I speak German and I was so done when she made that "Gute Fahrt" joke😂😂😂
Billie smiling made my day
Love her💕
She’s not even a mood she a lifestyle
Kasy P OMG YEE
THANK YOU BILLIE
0:45 I also speak fluent lettuce, I'm lettuceese 😂
Billie: hello my friends!
Me: hey billiiiiie
*a few seconds later*
Billie: ok no one is gonna respond
Me: henlo darkness my old-
Billie: no!
Me: ok, i just wanna make u feel ok but all u do is look the other wayyyy!!!
Nobody:
Literally no even single soul:
Billie: **burp**
Zielony Bakłażan i read this as she burped..
For 5:33 minutes i felt happy for once
I love her❤😭😂 She's a whole mood
Man: How you doing
Billie: I’m cold
bro she stopped me from crying well I did cry for like 26 minutes
Normal people: wear bra under shirt
Billie: wears bra over shirt
This deserves more likes
She is queen no cap🔥
0:39 billiepink - dduru dduru du
It's a miracle. I was told that my depression was too hard to cure and there might be no cure for it at all😨. I guess I found the cure! 😂
im a potato awwww thanks there’s part 2
@@saintpatrick2994 OMG THANK GOD BCZ MY ANXIETY WAS MISSED OUT😂❤
im a potato Jesus Christ stop
I love her!