The time I summoned Bloody Mary

[@ericthomas83]

Am I the only one who has realized that his mom ACTUALLY sits there and listens to the crazy stories😂😂😂

[@redfatseal2407]

And I just want a part 2 with her response

[@OptimusPrime-od3zh]

@@redfatseal2407 yeah that will be funny

[@redfatseal2407]

@@OptimusPrime-od3zh fr

[@OptimusPrime-od3zh]

@@redfatseal2407 yeah fr

[@ssocketballlsstopmotion]

​@@OptimusPrime-od3zh fr

[@YvngXotiiic]

“DYLAN BARTHOLOMEW ZITKUS” never gets old

[@Poopypants38]

*bartholomew

[@GrilledHam1]

True dat

[@vaibhavselvakumar4924]

Dylan zitkus the goat fr 🤣

[@itsawesome5219]

he knew what he was doing with the "sloppy toppy"

[@sourcream1671]

as bloody mary, i can confirm that i did indeed take the tv, computer, purse, and wedding ring.

[@Unknowneditor4]

“She apparently is scary but what if she’s a baddie and I wanted a female in the house” 👍
Edit: WOW TY FOR THE LIKES GUYS I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF HAVING THAT MANY EVER

[@u1tr076]

"sloppy toppy"

[@switchbutler1416]

no sloppy toppy

[@Unknowneditor4]

Sloppy toppy is crazy

[@MasterSock]

Turns out it was a big tall black man 1:16

[@shad0w393]

@@MasterSock turns out we all watched the same video

[@iLN28]

Claim Your Here before Dylan realizes he spelt “Mary” wrong he spelt it “Marry”
👇

[@MrScottishManiacCat]

here

[@bestgeneralinthegalaxy]

claimed

[@iLN28]

Welp he did it i wonder if we had anything to do with that

[@bestgeneralinthegalaxy]

@@iLN28 very good question

[@Bdotdademon]

here also i commented late

[@ottonielsantosrosales4700]

Legend has it he's still waiting for his dad

[@Dude48663]

Man’s done it all

[@ninja_JPS]

You never disappoint to make me laugh

[@Breadcrumbs-r-good]

I love how every story is him at nine. How did you do it all in one year!

[@Dorian-er6nb]

This is the best one yet

[@DuckPlaysDrums]

me and the boys at sleepovers

[@Gallaxy209]

"Slapitapy" Got me laughing 💀💀💀

[@Kirpy_471]

"He saw this TicTok"
Famous last words.

[@LegoManVader]

Legends say he is still scared to this day.

[@coolgamer0994]

truly the man of all time💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭🗿

[@user-nr3hh2xq7z]

The vids never disappoint

[@Jay2Big28]

Bro I'm still scared of this shit till this day 😂

[@mancave10369]

Imagine his mom’s face hearing all of this.
🤦‍♀️🤨😮😳 “Dylan, that wasn’t Bloody Mary..”

[@Jonny-fj5dg]

Awesome like usual

[@jake.rollason]

You’re the best bro keep it up

[@jamesomalley767]

You never fail to impress us! You deserve an Oscar!❤

[@Brooklyn_nightsss]

💀

[@SpicyInk]

- 🤖

[@maddoxharshbarger8864]

Damn, all that just happened because of one thing

[@GreenCross24]

"Im gonna see if Bloody Mary can pull up, and give me some sloppy toppy" 💀

[@keesdriesen9256]

Dylan, you need to add more to your news series.

[@redboyepic8901]

Video idea: the time I played
Red door yellow door

[@DomEditz.]

Quality stuff Dylan

[@aayushbhatt449]

"Let me explain"
Most famous words ever

[@sulegenel6346]

I can barely tell but, is that an Omega watch your wearing?

[@arpenate3878]

Let’s go Dylan!

[@orangescalefishy1258]

Do candy man next

[@Pizza_man754]

Dylan likes Bloody Mary 😂

[@Pheeny13199]

This is great

[@wil4sin]

Nice

[@Vegito-Blue-Editzzz]

This is so funny lmao

[@BoboBenny826]

How did you finish the video so fast like wtf

[@Vegito-Blue-Editzzz]

@@BoboBenny826 what it was a minute video

[@VitaminC_FN]

Relatable

[@Puppy302]

I wish he was still with us fly high angel🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@tobiascampbell4755]

Oh don't you ever get tired of this joke

[@jordanisbad]

Bro is this why you get alienated at school?

[@user-zh7ly6cl5i]

As a white boy can I laugh when you say "THIS BIG BLACK MAN"

[@idris074]

IMAGINE?! BLOODY MARY REALLY BRUH?!

[@Jam-M]

It's so sweet that Dylan made a prerecorded video and scheduled it before he died. Thank you for comforting us before you died. We will never forget you. ❤❤

[@monstar1568]

shut up

[@tpgzaz2739]

😐😐😐 shut up

[@Mismatched2]

stfu it’s getting old

[@jordanisbad]

Please shut up

[@Lgigehgdetyg]

He says he gave away his valuables but kept his GOLD watch on anyway.

[@Synticks]

anyone else just realized the shirts he be wearing costs over $200 each?

[@Gallaxy209]

I like your "wig"

[@CCC_Riley]

W

[@darkmonochahti]

Plot twist: it was actually a robber, which is actually what he was saying.

[@somedude1510]

Bros explaining the whole doctionary

[@littlehoracioooo]

rice
(ri+nice)
(idk why but yeah)

[@jeypatel2520]

I used to believe these bloody mary things so many times when I was like 7 years old

[@Gallaxy209]

Bro told a whole entire paragraph

[@Goofygoober279]

I’m fucking dying rn🤣🤣🤣

[@Neeezuko]

Looks like he lost his dad again after the whole military general stuff last time

[@atomicchicken]

1:14 bro became a man for a second💀

[@Aligames5747]

The craziest part is that the mom just instantly assumes that it's his fault her belongings are all gone 💀goes to show the shenanigans that dillan (apparently) did as a kid.

[@ImmortalB]

I mean, a tv is pretty unbelievable to steal and he is the only one in the house after his dad got lost in Costco

[@bryboii]

XD

[@user-jk8mu4ib5x]

Not the sloppy toppy 💀😭

[@PHANTOM-wz9el]

Why can’t i summon my father back 😞

[@Marvelfan_09]

Yesss

[@Kodanotcody364]

“Lemme explain😂

[@N3chy13]

Hi

[@samkorb4017]

Early gang

[@jaysupernova8948]

LoL 😂

[@stuffedstakers8072]

Plot twist the guy was his dad

[@Bastion_EditzOTHERACCOUNT]

"go in the dark room, turn off the lights."
*what*

[@playaboutpatforms2709]

hi

[@EJ_the_one_and_only]

I'm a little too early.

[@HarisWasHere]

"Sloppy Toppy"

[@nxr_found9966]

Bloody Mary jumped my dog and grandma and now she ate my subway left overs and she threw my shoes out the window and burned down my fireplace 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@realfries]

lol

[@StormHockeyShorts]

Lol

[@Psycho9046..]

Bro why is Dylan still 9 is he on his ash Ketchum type shit?

[@Limps21]

I tried this one time

[@kardona_3]

Ahhhh craig

[@dekk1xgaming743]

First

[@Twentysixproductions26]

Idk

[@epicgamer1413]

Here at 2 likes

[@crocaintplayin]

Marry💀

[@JRAB100]

Wow i

[@soumilghosh5156]

Who else think 'breaking news' with craig and the (probably insane by now) reporter

[@lordmike9331]

I thought his dad was in puerto rico

[@wwenerd-wr3dg]

“I wwanna see if bloody mary can give me some sloppy toppy”💀

[@pooppoo-rg6tx]

Rip Dylan 😿

[@tobiascampbell4755]

Oh don't you guys ever get tired of this joke

[@pooppoo-rg6tx]

@@tobiascampbell4755 this was 2 weeks ago when this was trending

[@trisdeo2076]

760th like

[@sachbach]

Why is the news reporter Craig at a little boys house? 🤨

[@Miamidolphins9230]

1st

[@Quagmire493]

Every room I go in the woman disappear

[@SalahVr]

Ok

[@jeremiahmarlow8938]

I’m first

[@xqxlatte9029]

like 2!

[@stg_gaming99]

Bro just wanted a baddie

[@therealboomshlamian700]

This was the last video he recorded a video🧌, Fly high Dylan

[@UPFSonic]

What are you talking about?

[@-.-Awesome]

9 year old wanting the Sloppy toppy 😂

[@trackxs6695]

So did the big black man give u sloppy toppy

[@mickey1057]

first

[@notazelfalt.4604]

brooo 💀💀

[@Tiresandchango-aviation]

Yay first one here pls pin

[@AlvogInsidetuber]

A big black man 😢LoL

[@Darkness-fq6tl]

E

[@blerotheflamemage3171]

Let me explain 😂

[@pizzashark63423]

First 🤓