The Time I Got Sent to Military School

[@TheGenericPerson]

I love the idea that in this timeline, this kid single handedly gained the trust of Putin, and stopped the Ukraine war.

[@sarveshkhode1902]

And found his dad 🌚💀

[@w4lt.]

​@@sarveshkhode1902he accomplished what none of us could.

[@sarveshkhode1902]

@@w4lt. tru 💀

[@starbeamed5356]

Despite all of these crazy scenarios for Dylan, it took him this long for him to find where his dad actually went.

[@maxyeet698]

💀

[@oggwaming4477]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀 poor kid tho

[@CJ0611]

Calling missing dog posters, bark, then play a gunshot noise 🤣

[@QualityTheKing]

"also i found my dad in puerto rico btw" caught me off guard 💀

[@skeo7091]

PUERTO RICO FOREVER MORO

[@JuanRamirez-md6jt]

Bro i laughed so hard at the beginning 😂😂

[@aidenayers2486]

BRO NEEDS A WHOLE SERIES OF HIS LIFE

[@random-shi-t]

After all those years he finnaly learned his dad is not at the store geting milk🤣🤣🤣

[@cobb1980]

love all ur stuff man it makes my day ive seen all ur vids keep up the good work

[@damoonman]

atleast he found his dad

[@maddoxharshbarger8864]

Gotta love this man

[@JaneDoe02837]

I also love your videos ❤

[@monstar1568]

9 year old dylan has a crazy storyline

[@Curryprodz3011]

Fire I thought you would never find your dad that’s your life dream and then t came true good job

[@chargedpikachu]

Dylan: ifugaysaywhat Putin: Не попадусь на это снова.

[@2Scxred]

Dylan I love your content

[@iReallyLoveGermany]

bro became the general 💀

[@llflips375]

Relatable Fr

[@2Scxred]

Keep on doing on what your doing

[@Kryss1]

WAKE UP GUYS DYLAN POSTED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@oakley34]

Another banger video

[@redfatseal2407]

Now we need a part 2 with the moms reaction

[@Vegito-Blue-Editzzz]

How does a 9 year old go to military school 💀

[@bobbydoom3527]

Depending on your country but in mine there like military boarding schools, I dont know if they are real but my brother in the army said a lot of his friends went there or smth like that

[@StarsAreBright]

After all these years he finally found his Dad, but was he happy to see him?

[@imgonnagetusallkilled7331]

I know a friend like this

[@B4Mp4]

What a great short

[@Toxxcito]

"Pewhosuentoukrasawht"
-Dylan Zitkus

[@JBgamergod]

Relatable.

[@ch4rli3luvs]

Honestly most regular kid in my family.

[@cinnamondudessssssss]

ngl there kinda seems like it needs a part 2

[@NiceNickname6]

0:07 "Play A Gunshot Noise" How you talking about this So Casually💀

[@1stDarthAgv]

Nice!

[@soumilghosh5156]

he finally realised where his dad was after so long

[@Nathan_loves_jesus]

I wish I found my dad

[@zerotheboxer]

Most politically and geographically aware American right here 💀💀

[@SquinjaSpl]

What a chad

[@tornadothetwixter3186]

Nice

[@glennhadiwitanto2]

Dylan finally found his dad!

[@mariobutevil]

this kids gonna grow up to be the next world war leader

[@darkmonochahti]

The saddest part of this is his dad never got the milk

[@Galaxyking346]

Nahh the calling missing dog posters and barking is crazy..

[@Dinomight.]

I was gonna say first, but then I realized I had a life

[@heinrich.hitzinger]

#relatable

[@DatBoyBrother]

bro missing dog posters💀💀 and now a genreal

[@sponge_bob3troy175]

If south park was real

[@venomizedgamer6484]

Plot twist it’s smaller

[@aytoad]

I would do that tbh

[@loganbaker9855]

Ha funny

[@TheGoalie35]

Damn

[@llxr_]

Man this vid kinda crazy ngl

[@D-s_productions]

He did what 💀

[@MeowChan10]

Omg no way 😂

[@PretzelYK]

i did it too

[@nikotronik2451]

Pooting😂

[@Limps21]

I bet he will still do that stuff anyway

[@Mr-Clone-Trooper1016]

WoW

[@brozomicki-sothe307]

9 years old and already in the military? Is that a record?

[@teamoden42069]

its is true

[@TacticalAllRounder]

Lmao

[@TheShiningLunaEclipse]

Lol

[@islamic_videos-01]

First do u reply?

[@Angel_chk05]

Nope

[@Sneerybreak]

Hi

[@votelessloki324]

lol

[@Edits4life2]

Dylan never sells

[@sagasir]

W 9 year old

[@Kamarov]

At least it ain’t Cuba

[@columbiancoke]

😂😂😂😂

[@Kfcmaster73]

So that's why Putin fired me!

[@slush165]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Joey_vfx]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Helentar]

Aw hell nah

[@Ultimatesunflower]

story time.

[@mlg_aric]

he wasnt getting milk?!1/1/1??!/

[@devingray3769]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emmettbrown7491]

hi

[@acewhatif4410]

Wtf school then soldier then war then greneral

[@JaneDoe02837]

Honestly I would love to steal someone’s dog call them bark and play a gunshot.

[@parkercat5768]

Apples

[@hanifinio]

Dad found

[@playaboutpatforms2709]

whats up

[@Mafakastinky]

🤨

[@WavyWavyEggsAndBakey]

Early

[@2Scxred]

Yo I’m first

[@Angel_chk05]

No ur not

[@2Scxred]

@@Angel_chk05 yeah for me the vid said it came out 10 sec ago and I was the first one to comment it was really delayed

[@perpetualasamoah3012]

Next video
*The time I got sent to the peanut butter baby world*

[@NoobyKing]

what

[@Pheeny13199]

Awesome content
Pls pin

[@James_Crypt_of_Randomness]

Someone should try this to Putin and before replying it is a joke lol

[@Mr_BonebVR]

Did you steal Putin‘s baby?

[@lildvRRKIE]

First Comment

[@Dinomight.]

Naw (I got u Giga Chad 🔥🔥)

[@lildvRRKIE]

@@Dinomight. lol

[@ARsix9]

First

[@Angel_chk05]

Nope😅

[@Suginen_Mamomi]

1st

[@Angel_chk05]

Cap

[@Levi-vr4yp]

firsty

[@Angel_chk05]

Nope

[@Levi-vr4yp]

@@Angel_chk05 nah i was def first

[@Gamer92479]

First comment

[@Angel_chk05]

Nope

[@MusellumAlzo3bi]

FIRST

[@Angel_chk05]

Nope

[@Tiresandchango-aviation]

Auyyyh I’m the first here. Pin pls

[@aakashtalwar3356]

Woah no views I’m not a viewer 😢

[@qxwt]

no

[@Sneerybreak]

You were first

[@Guest19755]

Youre first damn

[@nicholastreder]

No veiwd and 10 likes yep

[@Nalk445]

cringe

[@Hecker-cu7ng]

Lmao

[@2Scxred]

Hi