Dhar Mann's Most Unrealistic Video Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • We are hitting new lows when it comes to Dhar Mann content these days guys. Today's video is genuinely the most unrealistic thing I have ever seen come from Dhar Mann. Buckle up.
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  • @augusttheduck
    @augusttheduck  Год назад +3387

    bro please don't tell me you eat lettuce and stuff😣

  • @Resinoval
    @Resinoval Год назад +4572

    “It’s not the size of your muscles that matter, it’s the size of your heart”, but the guy physically bulks up to win the game, so that lesson is terrible.

    • @qthomas9166
      @qthomas9166 Год назад +236

      Fr. Not sure why he even put that quote in his video. Makes no sense

    • @swslwatts
      @swslwatts Год назад +159

      ​@@qthomas9166Somebody was watching Disney's Hercules and thought it would be a good quote to steal.

    • @longdongmc.johnson
      @longdongmc.johnson Год назад +106

      maybe "the size of your heart" was a refference to how powerfull your heart has to be to endure the amount of tren they were going to do to gain 15 pounds in a month.

    • @longdongmc.johnson
      @longdongmc.johnson Год назад +15

      @@kam5914 yea i know

    • @zeynabbendjedidi1847
      @zeynabbendjedidi1847 Год назад +23

      Exactly, they should have chosen a different life lesson.

  • @zachouellette4583
    @zachouellette4583 Год назад +397

    One thing I noticed about this video is when the guy purposely dropped the weight on the guy it is never addressed once that this could result in serious injury, instead it is passed off as just normal bullying.

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Год назад +40

      Like I was wondering how the coach didn’t immediately kick the guy off the team for that

    • @t1mburt0nsdandruff
      @t1mburt0nsdandruff Год назад +38

      The video would’ve been shorter if the MC actually sustained an injury and the team get sued by his parents, and the player would’ve gotten kicked off because of it.

    • @lakeshowbron4747
      @lakeshowbron4747 Год назад

      ​@Hycrofix😂😂😂😂

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Год назад +2

      The Coach wasn’t even there.

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 Год назад +5

      And to be more nit picky the way he threw the weight off was completely unrealistic

  • @fnfethusiast6508
    @fnfethusiast6508 Год назад +2584

    We’re not just telling stories, we’re getting more shallow everyday

    • @miksquad5932
      @miksquad5932 Год назад +24

      True

    • @bobthecoolsandwich
      @bobthecoolsandwich Год назад +35

      I CANT TAKE IT I LITERALLY CANT TAKE IT EVERY SINGLE COMMENT ON THOSE VIDEOS IS "WE'RE NOT JUST TELLING STORIES, WE'RE BLANKITY BLANK BLANK" IM LOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @fnfethusiast6508
      @fnfethusiast6508 Год назад +31

      @@bobthecoolsandwich lol get rekt

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Год назад +10

      ​@@fnfethusiast6508your handle is spelt wrong.

    • @Grimm196
      @Grimm196 Год назад +12

      @bobthecoolsandwich I mean... It is pretty obvious? Why not make fun of Dhar Man's catchphrase and say the truth at the same time?

  • @hhfggvogtthehy6451
    @hhfggvogtthehy6451 Год назад +1700

    Dhar Mann ain’t even about life lessons anymore, it’s about what topic brings the most views.💀

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 Год назад +123

      Well he lost his best actors cause he didn't pay them. So he has to work with the D team to make up for it

    • @miksquad5932
      @miksquad5932 Год назад +10

      Fr tho

    • @Astroqualia
      @Astroqualia Год назад +10

      Wow, sounds like you've been on youtube before, or something.

    • @notthezambies
      @notthezambies Год назад +1

      💀

    • @madhyryttasde5832
      @madhyryttasde5832 Год назад +6

      I feel like he will find popular topics just to get views from it.

  • @princesacucaracha2959
    @princesacucaracha2959 Год назад +637

    I think we should be more concerned about these high schools letting 30 something year old men with tats and everything play football with teens. Not to mention racking up assault charges. Thanks for the life lesson, Dhar 💀

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Год назад +42

      When I was a senior there was a "bench press" bragathon we had to see who can bench the most as a playful thing
      When my brother tried to bench 270 without a spotter it cut his chin and was on his neck the captain qb of the football team ran to get the weight off of him and the captain center of the football team got it off of him asked if he was ok and took him to the hospital he was never mocked nor insulted for not being able to lift it
      That was in 98 , as August said , there's a bad stereotype of football players in highschool, is there ribbing and joking around yes but not toxic
      I think varsity blues was the closest to how the football locker rooms were , but the coach in movie wasn't accurate he wouldn't be that much of an asshole

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Год назад +16

      ​@thepubknight6144 I went to a small town school, so our captain was also one of our biggest nerds ( was an AP student) lol. Could see the whole team picking on him while the coach is not looking ( which would make me question why even try out for the team when you know the team won't have your back. Unless it's supposed to be a lesson about not giving in, and by the end they somehow win the team over and become a member ( too much effort for Dhar Man lol)).

    • @TheRemicity
      @TheRemicity Год назад +12

      Dhar Mann Jump Street 😂

    • @Luviesss-u1q
      @Luviesss-u1q 5 месяцев назад

      I love Black people

  • @MrBookworm01
    @MrBookworm01 Год назад +136

    In addition to all that, it would seem the writers forgot all about how the coach was basically encouraging his players to be violent bullies and just let him get off scot-free for it. But considering Dhar Mann's unearthed reputation, it makes sense that he'd let a character in one of his videos get away with fostering a toxic environment.

    • @superflatjellyfish
      @superflatjellyfish Год назад +7

      Yeh, but he has the token moustache that mandates him to either be a villain oe a porn star, so it had to happen

  • @jay_______________________
    @jay_______________________ Год назад +411

    "We're not just telling stories, we're making fun of people for no reason because we're running out of ideas" - Dharr Mann, probably

    • @markelbrown5816
      @markelbrown5816 11 месяцев назад +2

      Bro did NOT take ELA in school most likely

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@markelbrown5816bro probably didn't even go to school. Or if he did he never experienced real bullying because he has no fucking idea what real schoolyard bullying looks like

  • @zaeemnasarullah
    @zaeemnasarullah Год назад +184

    August is definitely smarter than me. I don’t realize these mistakes in Dhar Mann videos until he points them out.

    • @hearmeout1767
      @hearmeout1767 Год назад +10

      Same

    • @humanzombieninja
      @humanzombieninja Год назад +11

      ye same but i still realise some mistakes

    • @lakeshowbron4747
      @lakeshowbron4747 Год назад +3

      Same prime example would be the part where he mentioned how many people were on the football team or when he mentioned theres no way they had video clips on youtube of the kids dad 😂

    • @lilletrille1892
      @lilletrille1892 Год назад +6

      I'm European so I have no knowledge about American football except you use your hands.😂

    • @Takenist
      @Takenist 10 месяцев назад +2

      there are different types of intelligence, so maybe august is good at paying attention to detail and you aren’t but don’t beat yourself up over it

  • @manaaddicted
    @manaaddicted Год назад +84

    Thanks to the coach's son, Dawson's "Southern" accent in Varsity Blues is no longer the worst Southern accent in a football related thing. Congrats, coach's son.

  • @mrdestructoo
    @mrdestructoo Год назад +78

    August seems like the football coach that doesn’t give out participation trphies

    • @anacondra2293
      @anacondra2293 Год назад +14

      This doesn’t even deserve a participation trophy.

  • @tell-me-a-story-
    @tell-me-a-story- 8 месяцев назад +8

    “Bullying was way worse when I was a kid.”
    Uh They tried to KILL him!

  • @commscan314
    @commscan314 Год назад +26

    "It's not about the size of the muscles, it's the size of the heart." THE HEART IS A MUSCLE.

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 6 дней назад

      THE ORGANS ARE MUSCLES
      THEY ARE MADE OF TISSUES

  • @TaylorTheHater
    @TaylorTheHater Год назад +21

    Also, the lesson I learned wasn't even like "Do your best a defy the odds" it was just "If there's a bunch of dicks at your school just transfer to another school where they aren't dicks"

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah that's really helpful. Rather than pushing his hardest to prove them all wrong since they've never seen him play prior so how would they know if he's any good or not he just Chickened out and went to the other side

  • @OTDub
    @OTDub Год назад +45

    As somebody who also grew up in the South playing football, the only time you would "scuffle" with your teammates was training camp... After that, it was all hands on deck for Bubba & Co. from A-hyuck County 😂

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Год назад +4

      I looked like Mitchell in highschool same body and I played tailback , wr , safety and punt returner and I was 6'0" 156lbs
      And Marvin Harrison Hall of Fame NFL receiver is 6'0" 170 lbs
      What planet is Dhar Mann from??

  • @Harrison_big_lad
    @Harrison_big_lad Год назад +27

    I have a bearded dragon. The dare when the kid has to pet a beardie is hilarious

  • @dashfire3185
    @dashfire3185 Год назад +38

    We aren't just telling stories we are getting more lazy, misleading, shallow, confusing, unrealistic, and potentially controversial every day

  • @Syxxth
    @Syxxth Год назад +17

    3:30 To hire extras, you have to pay for extras. And, we know how Dhar pays.

  • @Cronus716
    @Cronus716 Год назад +24

    Are we not going to mention how much older the coach's son looks? Tatted up and everything 😂

  • @Generik_
    @Generik_ Год назад +25

    I can tell you this exists. I remember my first year on the team as the smallest O line guy we had. I squared off against our best linebacker and pancaked him. As we both got up, the coach approached us and literally told the lb “you gonna let him to that you?” I received no pat on the back. I actually got run through on the next play since coach made him feel like a schmuck for getting laid out by the rookie. It was a hell of a season, to say the least.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah but I bet he never dropped a heavy weight on you and I bet you never Chickened out to the other side

  • @CapybaraGod53
    @CapybaraGod53 Год назад +19

    I had to take breaks while watching this bc of how cringe and unrealistic it was, dharr man is such a guilty pleasure

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад

      Nah man that's Sameer bavnhanni his videos are so bad their good and I actually enjoy how bad they are. Dhar Mann is so bad it's bad

  • @Jinx-Mars
    @Jinx-Mars Год назад +7

    12:07 this is funny because I call my brother Bubba and he is built exactly like you described

  • @LesbianCroissant
    @LesbianCroissant Год назад +338

    Take shot for everytime august has said "this is dhar manns worst video ever" you'll die of alcohol poisoning within 20 minutes

  • @dukebousammy1866
    @dukebousammy1866 Год назад +6

    10:55 I literally predicted that the father was a football player. Why.

  • @BalthazarBullmann
    @BalthazarBullmann Год назад +20

    August: THIS! Is another Dhar Mann video.
    Everyone: Sweet baby Jesus,NO!
    August: There’s more.
    Everyone: HOLY FU-

  • @ClariceStarling4408
    @ClariceStarling4408 Год назад +12

    We’re not just telling stories, we’re creating sadists

  • @dannyboielsegundo9873
    @dannyboielsegundo9873 Год назад +2

    At this point Dhar Mann has to be some advanced form of satire. I mean who would seriously say they are "changing lives" while delivering lines like "you eat lettuce and stuff".

  • @leytonwest3241
    @leytonwest3241 Год назад +2

    As someone who sucks at wrestling even though I’ve been going for 2 years. This isn’t how a team is

  • @RockyInABox
    @RockyInABox 7 месяцев назад +4

    I just wanna mention, at 6:36 he says "If you can't even bench 185 then you're definitely not cut out for the team" but he was lifting 25. Then the bully added another 45. 25+45=70, not 185. So he was lifting 70lbs and then said it was 185lbs💀

  • @BSLyles
    @BSLyles Год назад +4

    I just watched this video today and when I saw you reacted to it I was hyped. I love watching people react to how absurd dahr man videos are you gotta keep doing them

  • @D9LTA
    @D9LTA Год назад +8

    he's not small he's atleast average

  • @RecklessAndroid33
    @RecklessAndroid33 Год назад +1

    ”What’s speed going to do when you’re face to face with a guy twice your size?” Probably help evade that guy or something

  • @jesteiVA
    @jesteiVA Год назад +5

    Nobody gonna mention the fact that the heart is a muscle😬

  • @hdplays5116
    @hdplays5116 Год назад +5

    It’s not the size of your muscles that matter it’s the amount of anabolic steroids your injecting into yourself every day.

  • @Ghostface-1996
    @Ghostface-1996 11 месяцев назад +2

    Bros making fun of him for benching 95, but thats better than 80% of the kids in my weight training class

  • @michaelmccarthy4077
    @michaelmccarthy4077 Год назад +8

    I was a swimmer through high school and I can tell you that the team captain was absolutely the biggest a-hole on the team, except for my junior year. The one my freshman year was the worst and he really couldn't handle it when I beat him in league finals and made state. I was a freshman, he was a senior and he made the remainder of my year a living hell.

  • @NeoReddy
    @NeoReddy 10 месяцев назад +5

    lol, 12:00 minutes into the video I died of laughter

  • @trash_bender420
    @trash_bender420 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Dharack Obama" caught me so off guard lol

  • @WoodenRailwayWonderland
    @WoodenRailwayWonderland 3 месяца назад

    4:34 I agree with this. It’s like a theater teacher becoming a theater teacher so they can tell people that they can’t be in Les Miserables

  • @juvialockser9912
    @juvialockser9912 Год назад +1

    Hearing you debunk this video with football information was pleasing

  • @atransdragonwithaflamethro7255
    @atransdragonwithaflamethro7255 Год назад +10

    Did we find the real worst one? Yay

  • @dustking_edits
    @dustking_edits Год назад

    Coach : What is speed gonna do against a giant guy
    Me : DODGE HIM WITH MY SPEED

  • @Maxfromohio2155
    @Maxfromohio2155 8 месяцев назад +1

    Saying : its not the size of your muscles that matter its the size of your heart : is basically saying: its not the size of your muscles that matters its the size of your muscle

  • @24problemzz
    @24problemzz Год назад +5

    5:53 I play football at my highschool and played since the age of 5 and I’ve seen wide receivers lift lighter weight than that and 25 is rlly impressive start off if your a skinny wide receiver and literally not all football players are buff as sh!t and benching 500Lbs for 5 reps like no most of teammates are skinny but can fvcking lay someone out 😂 and also some skinny mfs turn out to be strong as sh!t 😂

  • @xenopinquiauri
    @xenopinquiauri Год назад +2

    8:31
    woo. sexual harassment.
    the hell Dhar Mann...?
    Also imagine telling your parents you got bullied/harassed because of your looks and they say "well, it was worse when I was younger" 😐

  • @Jack_is_attacking
    @Jack_is_attacking Год назад +1

    This is infuriating. My country is more Rugby oriented but the team that won the Rugby world cup had a member who was 5'8. They still hecking won coz he's one hell of a player.
    When I played Waterpolo I was the slimmest on the team but I still competed on a provincial level.
    This video is frankly insulting.
    Also that section in the gym the weights weren't even secure! I was wincing through that part.

  • @seanchukwuezi3079
    @seanchukwuezi3079 Год назад +5

    At this point we can not blame August for always saying this is the worst Dhar mann video of all time dhar mann always finds creative ways to suprise and condtradict him and everyone 😅

  • @vi-pro_plays
    @vi-pro_plays Год назад +1

    I gained 15 lbs in two months mostly from muscle, bootcamp for ya. But in one month I gotta agree with August, I don't see that much weight being added in 1.

  • @Damians_art
    @Damians_art 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m sorry but calling him toothpick has me dead cause bro he is literally like the same size as you me and my FRIENDS call each other worse stuff then that

  • @ukitkatcello6306
    @ukitkatcello6306 Год назад +1

    “It’s not the size of your muscles, it’s the size of your heart”
    Meanwhile the heart, being a muscle-

  • @Roman_Adrian
    @Roman_Adrian Год назад

    Why did they give him sickly attributes? The slumped posture, the wispy voice, the shaky trembling arms and legs. He seems like he constantly needs an inhaler.

  • @flmlvr
    @flmlvr Год назад +1

    Shesh. And I thought they hit the "unrealism" ultimate when Vinn Sander played a character that was not popular with women - because he wore prescription glasses. Hehe

  • @Angel_Alph-TV
    @Angel_Alph-TV Год назад +1

    august: this is the worst one
    Literally everyone: the worst one *so far*

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 Год назад +1

    As soon as I realised this was gonna be a vegetarian video, I knew it was gonna be great.

  • @Treyman-yi7ei
    @Treyman-yi7ei 7 месяцев назад

    12:00 Nah forreal though, its like they fed their kids biscuits made with human growth hormone.

  • @rainahampton1965
    @rainahampton1965 18 дней назад

    5 kids on a football team? This is so unrealistic

  • @erevanrivan597
    @erevanrivan597 Год назад +1879

    Who’s gonna tell Dhar Mann that the heart is a muscle…

    • @Flashguy4826
      @Flashguy4826 Год назад +113

      This made me laugh more than it should've, and I'm here for it. XD

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 Год назад +50

      I remember in my school, it was a crap one, but there was this song called "Kindness Is A Muscle"

    • @oZqdiac
      @oZqdiac Год назад +51

      Dhar Mann failed school then I guess

    • @mightyx5441
      @mightyx5441 Год назад

      ​@@oZqdiacwhen your a rich indian who needs school when you can get it off youtube (bc you know indian stereotype on yt)

    • @neodotmp3
      @neodotmp3 Год назад +24

      exactly I've been saying this💀

  • @fluffernutter6633
    @fluffernutter6633 Год назад +347

    Duck, it's not your fault you keep breaking the "worst-ever" promise. It's Dhar Mann's for constantly ascending to new heights.

    • @leszekryniec7054
      @leszekryniec7054 Год назад +4

      He did that just 11 hours before you commented

    • @StillCoffeeOlive
      @StillCoffeeOlive Год назад +16

      Did you just call August “Duck”? 😭😭

    • @Umbraqua
      @Umbraqua Год назад +9

      Or descending further down...

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Год назад +10

      He does seem to be getting worse, and more and more his failings are from laughably bad ideas. Like a football team who doesn't even have enough players to fill every position turning away players because that player is a vegetarian who's like 5 pounds lighter than anyone else. Especially because they laugh at "being fast" when that's a really important part of some skill positions, it's arguably more important for some positions then how much you can bench. Hell, leg power/squats are more important than bench press capacity

    • @ItsJustTim
      @ItsJustTim Год назад +1

      @@arthas640 Yeah, but its a freaking Life lesson channel on RUclips, It doesn't need to be realistic or anything

  • @kylaclapier-zb3kf
    @kylaclapier-zb3kf Год назад +279

    "It's not the size of the muscle that matters but the size of your heart." The heart literally being a muscle.

    • @kylaclapier-zb3kf
      @kylaclapier-zb3kf Год назад +7

      @REALITY_B3ND3R Hell Yeah!

    • @kylaclapier-zb3kf
      @kylaclapier-zb3kf Год назад

      @REALITY_B3ND3R ....how? Dhar Mann just said that the muscle isn't as important as your heart. However, I pointed out that the heart is indeed a muscel... so please explain how it doesn't make sense

    • @kylaclapier-zb3kf
      @kylaclapier-zb3kf Год назад +4

      @REALITY_B3ND3R Oh yeah, I 100% agree. For being so rich, you would think he'd be able to acknowledge simple facts

    • @kylaclapier-zb3kf
      @kylaclapier-zb3kf Год назад +3

      @REALITY_B3ND3R To be fair, his videos do change lives. He makes them much worse and unbarely. The only good part about them is making fun of the cringe and unrealistic viewings of the world.

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Год назад +2

      I didn’t know the heart was a muscle myself.

  • @JustaCherry477
    @JustaCherry477 Год назад +2285

    they literally tried to kill him when he was trying to lift those weights, what if he couldn't breathe and died? Great lessons Dhar Dhar, teaching kids that attempted murder isn't illegal but cheating on a test is

    • @stegosaurus993
      @stegosaurus993 Год назад +238

      In the Dhar-verse if there are kids trying to kill their teammate by dropping weights on them there won't be a teacher present, but you can bet your ass when a kid is looking over to copy test answers they'll be right there

    • @t1mburt0nsdandruff
      @t1mburt0nsdandruff Год назад +143

      Ah yes, dropping a dumbbell on a kid isn’t attempted murder, it’s just bullying
      -Dhar Mann logic

    • @JustaCherry477
      @JustaCherry477 Год назад +112

      I forgot to add this but the guy tried to remove his shirt which is sexual harassment

    • @randomality77
      @randomality77 Год назад +66

      I hate this so much about Dhar Mann videos. In one video you'll have people almost murdering each other, or actually fake another person's death (like in that iPhone 14 video) and the worst punishment they'll get is a slap on the wrist. Then you watch another video where Mikey (or whatever his name is) tries to skip a test and he gets all heck released on him.

    • @gregbrown8881
      @gregbrown8881 Год назад +47

      That part really got me, too. Assuming the weights were balanced, that was 140 pounds that just fell right onto the kid's ribs. How is he not more seriously injured?

  • @vurified
    @vurified Год назад +2252

    Dude bulked up from 153 lbs to 167 lbs, then went from failing a 135 lbs bench to hitting a 185 lbs bench all in the span of less than a month. Makes sense.

    • @cuphead12711
      @cuphead12711 Год назад +104

      its called a grindset you wouldnt get it

    • @reverse-flash9769
      @reverse-flash9769 Год назад +96

      My ass gained 15 pounds over the span of 7 months and it took that much time to go from benching 100 to 200.

    • @reverse-flash9769
      @reverse-flash9769 Год назад +60

      So yeah it’s borderline impossible to do that in a months time. Not to mention unhealthy since dietitians recommend a steady weight gain of 0.5-1 lb per week

    • @vurified
      @vurified Год назад +31

      @@reverse-flash9769 Tbh, even that’s pushing it. 1-2 lbs per month

    • @SleepNeed
      @SleepNeed Год назад +24

      I'm headcannoning that what's not shown is that he bought steroids from some seedy guy behind the gym and ate them like M&Ms for every meal.

  • @undebilefandepokemon3069
    @undebilefandepokemon3069 Год назад +340

    Dharr Mann is not just telling stories, he is changing lives. He changed mine around. I went as a 170 lbs fighter to a boxing match in the heavyweight division telling my coach that it is not the size of the muscles that matters, but the size of my heart. I am now in a wheelchair.

    • @markelbrown5816
      @markelbrown5816 11 месяцев назад +2

      David Goggins…

    • @gcstudios9091
      @gcstudios9091 11 месяцев назад +7

      Ah yes, the lessons of the left. Don't think with logic, just do whatever you want/is convenient, and hope for the best.

    • @undebilefandepokemon3069
      @undebilefandepokemon3069 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@gcstudios9091 I don’t know what the hell does that mean.

    • @SkySkier-on4cd
      @SkySkier-on4cd 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@undebilefandepokemon3069was this a joke or are you actually in a wheelchair?

    • @undebilefandepokemon3069
      @undebilefandepokemon3069 10 месяцев назад

      @@SkySkier-on4cd I will let you answer this question yourself.

  • @woispiracy128
    @woispiracy128 Год назад +141

    you forgot to mention how he was vegetarian and proceeds to bite into a burger

    • @wowpoopstaylorsversion3267
      @wowpoopstaylorsversion3267 Год назад +21

      yeah... said he was a vegetarian but ate a burger..
      that's diversity right there.

    • @oZqdiac
      @oZqdiac Год назад +27

      He just doesn’t think when making videos
      He gets chatgpt to write some shit and calls it a day

    • @phantom_wolf5274
      @phantom_wolf5274 Год назад +10

      It could be one of those vegan ones

    • @lilletrille1892
      @lilletrille1892 Год назад +14

      Another plot hole.
      He's so passionate about football. But he's in High School and has never caught one before?

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +2

      where?

  • @BritishTrollface
    @BritishTrollface Год назад +741

    “We aren’t just making unrealistic scenarios, we are misleading people to ruin their lives”

    • @Syrian._.Edits1
      @Syrian._.Edits1 Год назад +26

      Dhar Mann mislead me, saying “money isn’t everything” but it is

    • @BritishTrollface
      @BritishTrollface Год назад +14

      @@Syrian._.Edits1 truthfully speaking, yes and no,

    • @Goldblasterblaze
      @Goldblasterblaze Год назад +8

      @@Syrian._.Edits1well yes, but also no. You do need money to get through this world, but money does not buy you everything, so it shouldn’t be idolized

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 Год назад +1

      ​@@Syrian._.Edits1Yes money does matter and you od need it. Bit it is not everything because the moment it becomes your everything then you no oonger have a real reason to live beyond the shallow purse of wealth

    • @SamOfTheSmokies76
      @SamOfTheSmokies76 Год назад

      We’re not just telling stories, we’re still tryna figure out how football works

  • @video-luver769
    @video-luver769 Год назад +111

    Dropping heavy weights on someone is literally assault.
    Dude should've been arrested for that.

    • @Lukas-cp6ke
      @Lukas-cp6ke 10 месяцев назад +7

      The fact that he’s like 30 and the kids like 14🤣

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Lukas-cp6ke that makes what happened at 8:32 so much worse

    • @esk_official
      @esk_official 6 месяцев назад

      They were props, no one was hurt in the making of the video.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 месяцев назад +1

      The point is, Dhur is trying to teach lessons about what to do in real life scenarios, & ppl dropping weights on someone is messed up.

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 2 месяца назад

      THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING the dude literally commited crimes and nobody bats an eye???

  • @ayt9277
    @ayt9277 Год назад +124

    Scrawny little boy:it’s not about the big muscles it’s about the big heart
    Also him: works out nonstop for an entire month

    • @humanzombieninja
      @humanzombieninja Год назад +5

      lol true

    • @oZqdiac
      @oZqdiac Год назад +16

      Plot doesn’t make sense
      He goes on about why big muscles don’t matter
      Then goes and tries to get bigger muscles for a month
      Then in the end doesn’t use them to show off to the blue captain but uses the speed

    • @humanzombieninja
      @humanzombieninja Год назад +2

      @@oZqdiac ye

  • @Lionheartsmh
    @Lionheartsmh Год назад +464

    Dharr man’s obsession with racism and stuff is so weird lol

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 Год назад +108

      And it's done in such a weird, shallow way...like something that someone writing a Very Special Episode for a cartoon or tween sitcom in the '90s would come up with.
      (actually, that's not fair; shows like Fresh Prince and even fucking *Sesame Street* actually talked about these issues more seriously than Dhar Mann!)

    • @kingtesttube4996
      @kingtesttube4996 Год назад +53

      @@PhoenixRising87I think that can be said about all of his videos, not just the ones about racism. If you want to make a life lesson video about a serious topic, at least take the effort to make it realistic.

    • @adragonlover-2023
      @adragonlover-2023 Год назад +5

      ikr

    • @Lionheartsmh
      @Lionheartsmh Год назад +32

      @@PhoenixRising87 yeah, Sesame Street, a show for toddlers covered it better than dharr man

    • @hearmeout1767
      @hearmeout1767 Год назад +38

      It's probably because racism is trending among the chronically online people who want to bring racism into EVERY discussion (even when it's not relevant at all) for some weird brownie points lol

  • @anthonyruiz1493
    @anthonyruiz1493 Год назад +72

    I played football for years, I was also the coaches son. And mediocre. I never saw any disrespect like this, that didn't go unpunished, severely. We played on Base and if you pulled some shit like this, you would be PT'd to death. And everyone would hate the guy responsible for it, for the rest of practice. The only person I can recall the team hating, was a guy who didn't put in effort, made excuses, never took accountability, and had a nasty fucking attitude. And even then, we didn't try and hurt him, we'd just call him out on his bullshit.

  • @Dinosaurianationazation
    @Dinosaurianationazation Год назад +258

    Dhar is on a moral downward spiral, and I’m all here for it.

  • @tultiden2040
    @tultiden2040 Год назад +73

    Definitely the most inaccurate, but not the worst. The two Dhar Mann videos that come to mind that claim that trophy are the ones about autistic people and deaf people. In the one regarding autism, the best he taught children is that those with autism are to be taken advantage of, rather than being treated with respect, because they have super mathematic abilities. As for the one with the deaf student, when one student said Nico (the deaf student) should be in Special Ed, the teacher said something along the lines of "Nico is very smart", which implies that those with special needs are stupid according to the video. Dhar Mann isn't just changing lives, he's also telling children awful messages.

    • @t1mburt0nsdandruff
      @t1mburt0nsdandruff Год назад +19

      I’m autistic, and I hate how he portrays autistic people as Albert Einstein in his videos. Just because Albert was autistic and smart, doesn’t mean all autistic kids are supergeniuses. He’s telling kids that autistic people are smart and that it’s fine to only use them for their brain, not to treat them with respect or hang out with them outside of school. It’s freaking insulting.

    • @humanzombieninja
      @humanzombieninja Год назад +6

      true and i heard in one deaf video everyone did sign language

    • @oZqdiac
      @oZqdiac Год назад

      He always makes autistic people have superhuman abilities and just ignores the reality that not all autistic people are ultra smart geniuses
      Which messes up the brainwashed kids

    • @faithhill5886
      @faithhill5886 6 месяцев назад +1

      Dhar Mann's views on Spec Ed is honestly kind of offensive. I say that as someone with Autism and who was in Spec Ed, not because I was (mostly) stupid but because I literally needed to be there.

  • @weirdo5424
    @weirdo5424 10 месяцев назад +25

    8:30 uhhh I’m pretty sure that’s sexual assault….he should’ve went and reported him!

    • @yourshoulderdevil5229
      @yourshoulderdevil5229 9 месяцев назад

      Physical and sexual assault. It's the two for one assault special!

  • @SergeantShades760
    @SergeantShades760 Год назад +100

    Dhar Mann on October 31st: Man lures and kills 5 children in a pizzeria, lives to regret it.

    • @jules6735
      @jules6735 Год назад +4

      Oooop

    • @MichealAfton1983
      @MichealAfton1983 Год назад +9

      Hey my father did that in 1985, he got springlocked and was forced to become rotten furry 8 years later. I also burned him in a horror attraction a few months ago

    • @Angeldust6734
      @Angeldust6734 Год назад

      Fnaf

    • @MichealAfton1983
      @MichealAfton1983 Год назад +3

      @Huckjusta ya I did that back in 1983, he died and I lived to regret it

    • @danilopantelic2957
      @danilopantelic2957 Год назад

      No more like He Always comes back only to regret it(I know my FNaF).

  • @TheEmeraldSwordMusic
    @TheEmeraldSwordMusic Год назад +145

    Honestly the scene where the kid says "I'm not that small" kind of impressed me. I just liked the emotion that kid brought to the video, even though it does absolutely suck at pretty much everything else

    • @alynapuhskinti
      @alynapuhskinti Год назад +62

      Sucks that some of these young actors are having their talent wasted as repeat cast for Dhar Mann. This kid and a few others are actually pretty great considering what they’re up against with the half baked material and crappy direction

  • @scorn-52
    @scorn-52 Год назад +78

    I literally called it I knew you'd cover this atrocity. I had a 5' 1" friend who played football his freshman year, so damn unrealistic.

    • @meicc398
      @meicc398 Год назад +3

      5'1?!!!

    • @scorn-52
      @scorn-52 Год назад +1

      @@meicc398 yes

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад +3

      People forget about the fact that being able to run fast in football is an asset no matter what size you are and smaller people can often times move faster cuz they aren't dragging a ton of weight.

  • @gaymerkitty6240
    @gaymerkitty6240 Год назад +120

    I hate vegetarian stereotypes. I've been a vegetarian for 23 years and I've never been skinny (I also know a vegan who's not skinny). 😤

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 Год назад +27

      yeah, weight has nothing to do with being vegetarian, vegan, or omnivorous. All three diets can give you the same nutrients, just from different sources.

    • @vilmavenla
      @vilmavenla Год назад +12

      Tell that to the Vegan Teacher

    • @sharpshooter2398
      @sharpshooter2398 Год назад +6

      I’m vegan and skinny for genetics

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 Год назад +6

      I'm skinny and ain't vegan (although I am allergic to most meats)

    • @lucaskillen2676
      @lucaskillen2676 Год назад +3

      What’s the difference between vegan and vegetarian?

  • @annieworroll4373
    @annieworroll4373 Год назад +157

    I'm not an expert weightlifter or anything, but that "spotting" was at least borderline criminal.

    • @annieworroll4373
      @annieworroll4373 Год назад

      One of these days he's going to do something with the military and I worry I'm going to go the fuck off on him.

    • @viyekek
      @viyekek Год назад +6

      @Faze_eternal_YT what's wrong with it

    • @anirbandaschoudhary2874
      @anirbandaschoudhary2874 Год назад +5

      ​@Faze_eternal_YTso what's wrong with LGBTQ?

    • @viyekek
      @viyekek Год назад +7

      @@anirbandaschoudhary2874 fr

    • @phantom_wolf5274
      @phantom_wolf5274 Год назад +9

      It is Lmao, he could’ve killed him because he wouldn’t be able to breath

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Год назад +34

    9:36 I'm no sportsball coach...
    But isn't a tactic to have the big guys block and the fast guy run through?
    Pretty sure thats what they did in Forrest Gump.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад +3

      That is what they did because Forrest was small and light and therefore he could run faster.

  • @DrBiznisGoosePhD
    @DrBiznisGoosePhD Год назад +28

    The dad is wearing a blue shirt while his son transferred to the red team and the blue team is evil… I know how minute that is but I definitely got a good chuckle out of that one 😂

    • @randomality77
      @randomality77 Год назад +1

      Oh my gosh, I didn't even notice that XD

  • @PringlestheToast
    @PringlestheToast Год назад +74

    As Dhar gets worse, August's videos get better

  • @deadshot8077
    @deadshot8077 Год назад +28

    In one month a skinny kid bulked up, learnt to throw and catch, changed schools, made the new school’s football team, and then won them the game? Yeah nah

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад

      He could maybe do one of those in like Maybe a month and a half

  • @R1ftd
    @R1ftd Год назад +80

    We are not just changing lives, We are making the #1 worst content ever because the kids like it

    • @xenophanesfunnihaha3755
      @xenophanesfunnihaha3755 Год назад +4

      Nah that's samear bobnani

    • @JJWHHYeye
      @JJWHHYeye Год назад

      ​@@xenophanesfunnihaha3755sameer is literally inventing torture methods at this point

    • @gdplayer8768
      @gdplayer8768 Год назад +2

      ⁠@@xenophanesfunnihaha3755at least sameer bhavnani is ironically enjoyable, dhar mann videos are just sad

    • @xenophanesfunnihaha3755
      @xenophanesfunnihaha3755 Год назад

      @@gdplayer8768 yeah

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@gdplayer8768yeah his videos are in the so bad they're good territory shit like kid gets kidnapped for PS5 and kid does mortal Kombat fatality on handicapped kid shit that you obviously aren't really supposed to take seriously

  • @pizzadeeya
    @pizzadeeya Год назад +32

    I think someone needs to make a video picking apart every single plot hole and/or fuck-ups in just ONE of his videos. Like, I want an hour-long ripfest.

  • @duck___e
    @duck___e Год назад +16

    one of my biggest issues with this channel is how unrealistically the “superior” characters act. like why do they always act like bullies straight of a disney channel original?

  • @garbagemanbear406
    @garbagemanbear406 Год назад +30

    Dhar Mann uploaded a video that literally defended shoplifting

    • @baconmangaming7002
      @baconmangaming7002 Год назад +3

      Bro what?

    • @oZqdiac
      @oZqdiac Год назад +6

      He also basically said you can commit any crime you want as long as you say it was a dare

    • @J0lDier863
      @J0lDier863 5 месяцев назад +2

      Which video?

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 2 месяца назад

      Send link

  • @Cosmik60
    @Cosmik60 Год назад +47

    Dhar man + August is the fastest way to have me click a video
    Sorry in advance for your trauma, Talking duck.

  • @psithepsionicmonkey8600
    @psithepsionicmonkey8600 Год назад +68

    Someone: Tries to kill someone
    Teacher: Meh.
    Someone: Cheats on a test
    Teacher: PRISON!! KILL HIM!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @randomality77
      @randomality77 Год назад +15

      Or when said "villain" slaps someone out of self-defense, that's bad, but when the "hero" literally beats someone up for daring someone to do something, that's okay.
      *JUST STAY CONSISTENT, DHAR!!!*

  • @nerdycookiebunny856
    @nerdycookiebunny856 9 месяцев назад +11

    6:24 This Is honestly Just a dick move because this can literally kill someone

  • @chyanemdorian
    @chyanemdorian Год назад +29

    We’ve stopped telling stories, We’re telling lies

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад +2

      At this point the lies are even painful

  • @XiLeGaming360
    @XiLeGaming360 Год назад +34

    Dharr Mann videos are almost like revivalist masterpieces at this point. I actually admire how he can tackle these plots that people already made dozens of movies/series with, that was popular decades ago, and his somehow ends up being the worst example of it ever made.

  • @chrissthemu
    @chrissthemu Год назад +19

    i am fully convinced in the next 3 years dhar mann will sign a deal with disney.

  • @elliottenglish2388
    @elliottenglish2388 Год назад +12

    I'm a skinny vegetarian but not all of us are skinny, dhar mann needs to stop stereotyping vegetarians.

  • @EktoAnim
    @EktoAnim 5 месяцев назад +15

    0:07 probably the funniest thing i've seen in a dhar mann video LMAO

  • @gmkid387
    @gmkid387 Год назад +31

    Dhar Dhar Binks never disappoints with his comedic brilliance.

  • @Bandicooch
    @Bandicooch Год назад +19

    I'm amazed a duck can coach football. Why hasn't this made headlines yet?

  • @Qenzas
    @Qenzas Год назад +25

    We’re not just telling stories, we’re faking them.

  • @AwfullWaffle
    @AwfullWaffle Год назад +11

    I missed all of August’s questions around 14:50 because all I kept thinking about was “What happened to the coaches ear?”.

  • @alysonnance-orr777
    @alysonnance-orr777 Год назад +8

    So...kid switches to a different team, but his super-dad watching from the sidelines is sporting the colors of the opponent (kid's previous) team??? Dad didn't get the memo of the team switch, I guess?🤔

  • @Amacoto413
    @Amacoto413 Год назад +26

    Were not telling stories were making unrealistic scenarios

  • @DonnovanThomas929
    @DonnovanThomas929 Год назад +12

    8:40 bro didn’t even hit him that badly. I wouldn’t be apologizing

    • @oshawottt4872
      @oshawottt4872 4 месяца назад +1

      It looked more look a shove

  • @Derrick5240
    @Derrick5240 Год назад +17

    In my 7 years of playing football going into senior year of high school, In tryouts we didn’t even dressed full pads and just worked on plays and conditioning until the season starts. We didn’t start weight room and full pads till after the season starts so this video literally makes no sense at all

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 8 месяцев назад

      I don't play football but I have a cousin who does and I know all of that too. What's Dhar Manns excuse?