Her Dad's Meat Has Super Healing Powers..I'm Not Kidding (Reacting To True Story Animations)

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @alastair4143
    @alastair4143 4 года назад +4667

    “It also felt really good”
    Jay: *dies inside alightly*

  • @crimsontheworld772
    @crimsontheworld772 4 года назад +7554

    "I don't like to brag."
    Also her: *Brags that she has a Dad with a Magic Sausage which heals her.*

  • @j._.420x
    @j._.420x 4 года назад +2546

    jay: "im actually interested in this story"
    Also jay: *face full of confusion*

    • @Dark_Lord-7392.
      @Dark_Lord-7392. 4 года назад +13

      Aka: Bruh Moment.

    • @j._.420x
      @j._.420x 4 года назад +6

      @devilish yoongis multi-fandom
      army,monbebe,stay,once,moa, etc lol

    • @j._.420x
      @j._.420x 4 года назад +3

      @@Dark_Lord-7392. fully

    • @j._.420x
      @j._.420x 4 года назад

      @devilish yoongis lol its oki, dont worry abt it

  • @thatonerollingirl7883
    @thatonerollingirl7883 4 года назад +3056

    “My best friend has long, beautiful legs!”
    *Why did you start with describing her legs*

    • @jelly_josss2403
      @jelly_josss2403 3 года назад +304

      Crush behavior tbh

    • @meliycon-roma4112
      @meliycon-roma4112 3 года назад +73

      @@jelly_josss2403 thats what i thought too

    • @fankolbg2464
      @fankolbg2464 3 года назад +156

      Plot twist: she was lesbian trying to be straight

    • @blossom642
      @blossom642 3 года назад +24

      @@fankolbg2464 lesbians can't and don't wanna try to be straight

    • @fankolbg2464
      @fankolbg2464 3 года назад +53

      @@blossom642 what I meant was she has a lesbian personality and likes girls a little bit but prefers boys

  • @littlecupcake7034
    @littlecupcake7034 4 года назад +6287

    The girl : my dad isn’t a super hero
    Her again : his meat had superpowers

    • @bloosblue
      @bloosblue 4 года назад +173

      The only superpower the meat had was being fake.

    • @SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected
      @SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected 4 года назад +58

      I think that nothing happened with the actual meat on her forehead.. but then they later banged anyway.

    • @missty1870
      @missty1870 4 года назад +22

      WTF UR 2 COMMENTS ARE ON TOP OF MY SECTION

    • @tracitherebel5929
      @tracitherebel5929 4 года назад +12

      Yeah to make babies

    • @sahar64
      @sahar64 4 года назад +9

      @@SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected oop😮

  • @user-ou2xq3rl6m
    @user-ou2xq3rl6m 4 года назад +4059

    no one:
    jay: *laughing before the video even started

  • @whotfisjeffrey
    @whotfisjeffrey 4 года назад +2672

    Nobody:
    Jay: she’s like “i wanna repair his pipe” yeh kne weh mm seh

    • @mhatreavdhut
      @mhatreavdhut 4 года назад +20

      Cast : Johnny sins, syren De mer

    • @justjoodi22
      @justjoodi22 4 года назад +8

      Jeffrey_504
      😂

    • @mysteryhello5971
      @mysteryhello5971 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 4 года назад +1

      Bruh I completely forgot That they Met like that! Damn! If he wasn't Stuck then maybe he would have Gotten them out Cause he was a Repairment guy.

  • @avapitzer9946
    @avapitzer9946 4 года назад +618

    The boyfriend: laughs at a joke
    Jay: there gonna shabang bang

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 4 года назад +12

      not to be *that* person but just so you know it would be ‘they’re’

    • @avapitzer9946
      @avapitzer9946 4 года назад +6

      wee wee my bad i guess... lol

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 4 года назад +7

      no need

    • @saurus8689
      @saurus8689 2 года назад +3

      And there was infact, a shabang bang.

  • @user-hv3eq5pi6h
    @user-hv3eq5pi6h 4 года назад +10276

    BEWARE: Jay's addictive and contagious laugh is back

  • @brittan6974
    @brittan6974 4 года назад +782

    Girl: "I heard some noise on the floor below"
    Jay: ayayayay
    Also Jay: *sees repair dudes*
    Jay again: oh
    Me: *dead*

  • @sevilaykoroglu1617
    @sevilaykoroglu1617 4 года назад +1774

    Girl: "Subscribe, and you'll live ten years longer. Trust me, it works."
    Jay, immediately afterwards: "It's not true. Don't do it."
    My man! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daqsoo
      @daqsoo 4 года назад +37

      jay be spitting some *fax*

    • @luciddreamfreak798
      @luciddreamfreak798 4 года назад +12

      Instead if you subscribe and like you get 20 years OFF your life 😂

    • @Xavier-ev3tw
      @Xavier-ev3tw 4 года назад

      Sub or you will die for 10 years

    • @Robloxlight1229
      @Robloxlight1229 4 года назад

      @@Xavier-ev3tw u mean in

    • @Xavier-ev3tw
      @Xavier-ev3tw 4 года назад

      @@Robloxlight1229 idk i forgot what i was thibking then wat was it 99 years ago?

  • @denise.waffles8072
    @denise.waffles8072 4 года назад +984

    Her: i don’t mean to brag but-
    Also her: *rambles about herself for 81926390352729723837419732573095 eternity’s*

    • @chaand2024
      @chaand2024 3 года назад +14

      ikr!!! XD

    • @allu-666
      @allu-666 3 года назад +21

      *Like she talked bout their dinner for like 1-2 mins*

    • @salanaya8718
      @salanaya8718 3 года назад +2

      Nice pfp!

    • @khgnnnn
      @khgnnnn 3 года назад +1

      @@allu-666 more like 1-2 years

    • @SillyGal13
      @SillyGal13 2 года назад +1

      666 likes even Satan agree's

  • @soccersinger101
    @soccersinger101 4 года назад +4566

    My first thought : she's just really insecure
    After: Oh. My. God.
    They were both horrible to her.

    • @Pleebosaurus
      @Pleebosaurus 4 года назад +189

      yeaaah they both are crappy people

    • @DrkPhoenix
      @DrkPhoenix 4 года назад +183

      She was still kinda not ready for a relationship tho

    • @soccersinger101
      @soccersinger101 4 года назад +45

      @@DrkPhoenix that's very true.

    • @tikitorchgamin1842
      @tikitorchgamin1842 4 года назад +334

      @@DrkPhoenix still no right to cheat

    • @pinkgravygranules
      @pinkgravygranules 4 года назад +10

      MisfitPanda The bff one?

  • @you-zy5kr
    @you-zy5kr 4 года назад +755

    "Mommy, how did you meet with daddy?" You ask. "Oh, i was being a trashy friend when I met him."

    • @aniyaford2204
      @aniyaford2204 4 года назад +64

      Dang imagine being the kid and them telling you that I would be so mad a them tbh

    • @magicalwizardinggameryt2154
      @magicalwizardinggameryt2154 4 года назад +69

      Imagine the kid going and thinking thats ok and history repeats itself 🤔

    • @hannah-ze6jn
      @hannah-ze6jn 4 года назад +29

      @@magicalwizardinggameryt2154 yo this happens and it's sad and honestly I might sound like a parent saying this but it sets a bad example and its sad😔😣

    • @magicalwizardinggameryt2154
      @magicalwizardinggameryt2154 4 года назад +11

      @@hannah-ze6jn Yes it very much is...

    • @lunarscopeshapeshifterprod7004
      @lunarscopeshapeshifterprod7004 4 месяца назад

      @@magicalwizardinggameryt2154generational trauma be like:

  • @rubytootsie
    @rubytootsie 4 года назад +579

    “Why don’t you pinch your teeth with some braces” 😭😂😂

  • @theultimatenurse7500
    @theultimatenurse7500 3 года назад +1750

    are we gonna ignore the fact both her parents have brown hair and she has red hair?
    *just like the coach*

    • @ohmeohmicah
      @ohmeohmicah 3 года назад +116

      hol up

    • @babysbread
      @babysbread 3 года назад +162

      Either her mom slept with the coach or she’s just adopted

    • @danraarnad4896
      @danraarnad4896 3 года назад +52

      Her eyes could be from one of her grandparents, she doesn't have to be adopted

    • @thebaeerys3419
      @thebaeerys3419 3 года назад +23

      HOLD THE PHONE!

    • @IndiePrimrose
      @IndiePrimrose 3 года назад +8

      Shes adopted

  • @s.o.z-i7122
    @s.o.z-i7122 4 года назад +534

    2020: Her Dad's Meat Has Super Healing Powers.
    2021: Her Dad's Pet Rock Was a Superhero Who Was Also Her Best Friend.

    • @GayLlama
      @GayLlama 4 года назад +4

      Exactly

    • @cvspharmacy8048
      @cvspharmacy8048 4 года назад +2

      Lol u tried at least

    • @oumaimamam4660
      @oumaimamam4660 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like a light novel title

    • @kextunderwater9334
      @kextunderwater9334 4 года назад +1

      2347:My step-grandmother gave birth to a floor mat that has STD while being born that pooped California's flowers, also floor mat is my dog.

  • @heehoopeenut2579
    @heehoopeenut2579 4 года назад +2871

    ngl the first girl’s narration was so annoying-
    like, she sounded like she was questioning everything and like a white valley girl omg

  • @fluteseok
    @fluteseok 4 года назад +406

    "why'd they make her teeth more spaced out that neil armstrong" TOOK ME OUT LMAOOOOOOO

    • @fluteseok
      @fluteseok 4 года назад +3

      Glitxch neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon

    • @shroompik6815
      @shroompik6815 4 года назад +5

      @@fluteseok No Actually Rocks were =/

    • @kyawwin1156
      @kyawwin1156 2 года назад +3

      @@fluteseok no? Actually Ariana Grande is?????

    • @gloomxi
      @gloomxi Год назад

      @@fluteseok😨cool !

  • @ketzelkomi
    @ketzelkomi 4 года назад +1277

    "It also felt really good"
    Dirty minded people: 😏

  • @aizkiwa4027
    @aizkiwa4027 4 года назад +3689

    Jay: DONT DEMONITIZE ME
    The girl: “it felt good”
    RUclips: Aight. Jay-

    • @snoopycat5828
      @snoopycat5828 4 года назад +186

      "Jay.. we need to talk-" 😂

    • @maru93-c1x
      @maru93-c1x 4 года назад +19

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts the symptoms of the virus is activating

    • @maru93-c1x
      @maru93-c1x 4 года назад +5

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts they must be the virus itself

    • @aizkiwa4027
      @aizkiwa4027 4 года назад +4

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts
      So the dad literally put THE MEAT ON HER FOREHEAD! A MEAT WHAT WERE WE THINKING?! ISHMSIDBS

    • @aizkiwa4027
      @aizkiwa4027 4 года назад +3

      Snoopy_Cat yeah right loll 😂

  • @darcanjel1596
    @darcanjel1596 4 года назад +3337

    No one:
    Jay when the story gets interesting:
    👁️👄👁️

    • @insimyeyes2788
      @insimyeyes2788 4 года назад +28

      FACTS

    • @AANTFT
      @AANTFT 4 года назад +14

      What a twisssss

    • @sarieneskylerlasquites7710
      @sarieneskylerlasquites7710 4 года назад +9

      S👏O👏F👏U👏N👏N👏Y

    • @plushcentric
      @plushcentric 4 года назад +12

      👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁

    • @04lin90
      @04lin90 4 года назад +5

      LMAOOO

  • @Venus-ri2kk
    @Venus-ri2kk 4 года назад +962

    Why does the elevator girl’s voice sound constantly autotuned?

    • @Pantoufles_
      @Pantoufles_ 4 года назад +47

      The video is slowed down i think, it feels like it takes forever for something to be said.

    • @fw_kknowledge
      @fw_kknowledge 4 года назад +45

      its not autotune
      she was just lagging

    • @iVan123
      @iVan123 4 года назад +5

      @Kaitlyn Brown nah they was just stretching time for that monetization probably... super annoying tho

    • @cumdaddy3
      @cumdaddy3 4 года назад

      It’s a voice changer

    • @unomeyed4406
      @unomeyed4406 3 года назад +1

      Yes its like her voice is slowed down

  • @hardenedclay8840
    @hardenedclay8840 Год назад +58

    i was actually so intrigued in the second story, i feel so bad for her. that was the unhappiest ending to a animated story ever

  • @juliette..6316
    @juliette..6316 4 года назад +489

    16:03 wow everything that happened and the first thing he says is *”HIS PULL-OUT GAME WAS SO WEAK IN THAT ELEVATOR”* 😂

    • @itzbubbleyt6413
      @itzbubbleyt6413 4 года назад +10

      I Love Your Profile Pic :>

    • @Waffle903
      @Waffle903 4 года назад +22

      @@itzbubbleyt6413 Ah heck nah, we are NOT starting a chain of people saying "ARMY!!!!!!"

    • @carleyrobinson4270
      @carleyrobinson4270 4 года назад +6

      ARMYYY!!!

    • @ariyuh2175
      @ariyuh2175 4 года назад +3

      I love the energy in this ^^

    • @bts_jins_wifeu5300
      @bts_jins_wifeu5300 4 года назад +3

      I choked on my spit

  • @ramonathedragon6378
    @ramonathedragon6378 4 года назад +194

    Jay: **insults the girl for being afraid of elevators**
    Jay, whenever he sees Edgeworth: EDGEY BABY

  • @savagecrowbar9338
    @savagecrowbar9338 4 года назад +2112

    There’s nothing that makes me laugh more then Jays laugh 😂

  • @iheae
    @iheae 4 года назад +419

    When she said
    "I let my dad-"
    And then I paused it because my dad was literally in my room-

    • @lluvia5436
      @lluvia5436 3 года назад +36

      Did you get out of there alive?

    • @iheae
      @iheae 3 года назад +33

      @@lluvia5436 y e s

    • @hon3stly_z615
      @hon3stly_z615 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @ew6377
      @ew6377 3 года назад +5

      Close call there

    • @rottingfacade
      @rottingfacade 3 года назад +3

      Top 10 ppl who cheated death

  • @astrosoupfiles6980
    @astrosoupfiles6980 4 года назад +375

    2020: meat has healing powers
    3030: meat has its own emotions

  • @kimjangseason455
    @kimjangseason455 4 года назад +513

    Her: I am the only girl in this family.
    Her mom: Girl. Your dad is not gay.

  • @untouchablequeen0720
    @untouchablequeen0720 4 года назад +589

    This first story went from bad to worse like Jay was screaming how he didn’t want it to be demonetize but the more more this girl talked the worse it got my God I’m crying😂😩
    Most misleading title ever I’m done😂🙄

  • @DinosaurNick
    @DinosaurNick 3 года назад +315

    "Nothing happened between us in that elevator!"
    (9 months later)
    "If it wasn't for that elevator my baby...."

  • @juliannathelord
    @juliannathelord 4 года назад +1778

    did anybody notice that the video that was showing at the end of the "my dad's meat" one was named "my mom loves my little brother's cream" and the thumbnail was the mom looking happy and surprised and the little brother looking confident. oml i think THAT is gonna be worse than this one.

  • @hiimsansan3586
    @hiimsansan3586 4 года назад +448

    I relate so much to that second story. I'm literally the ugly one in my friend group and I've had my fair share of meeting jerk guys. I feel scared to meet people and interact with guys too.. I wish I could hug her.. she didn't deserve this.

    • @PxstelMorgxn
      @PxstelMorgxn 4 года назад +12

      HiImSanSan do u actually believe it’s true. I mean it’s possible but i don’t believe it happened

    • @gyuhff
      @gyuhff 4 года назад +68

      Beauty is subject. There’s bound to be someone who finds you physically attractive. And if that doesn’t work, remember that personality is more important than looks.

    • @heehoopeenut2579
      @heehoopeenut2579 4 года назад +51

      morgan. you’d be surprised about how many shitty guys are out there. this is one of the stories that isn’t farfetched at all

    • @heehoopeenut2579
      @heehoopeenut2579 4 года назад +32

      Saty Rss it doesnt take a genius to put 1 and 1 together. why else would the friend seem like she felt guilty afterwards? whats the use of lying? its obvious she knew he was her boyfriend and that was shitty.

    • @azureuma
      @azureuma 4 года назад +15

      Saty Rss she saw them together before they went into the elevator 💀

  • @jockkristintums3028
    @jockkristintums3028 4 года назад +292

    "what about the dad putting his meat on his forehead that's the best part"
    that killed me 😂😂😂

  • @baekunoldaccountgotomynewo9994
    @baekunoldaccountgotomynewo9994 4 года назад +63

    10:11 the way she describes her makes me think she has a crush on her

  • @zariahlewis1502
    @zariahlewis1502 4 года назад +366

    No one:
    Not even jay:
    Dad: CaN I pUt mY MeAt oN YoUR fOreHeAd

  • @canigetajoe1808
    @canigetajoe1808 4 года назад +674

    Her: “I don’t like to brag”
    Also her: *I have a dad that has a magic sausage that can heal me*

  • @o_n_e1
    @o_n_e1 4 года назад +155

    The girl: I heard something from The bottom of the staircase Jay:aye aye aye!

  • @w0wzer5
    @w0wzer5 4 года назад +73

    "During one of our dates, I invited Daniel over"
    Jay: WaA wAa WaA wAAAAAA!

    • @xx_phoenix_xx5142
      @xx_phoenix_xx5142 3 года назад +4

      In the day time, I'm Marrionet! Just a normal girl with a normal life xD

    • @w0wzer5
      @w0wzer5 3 года назад +2

      Xx_phoe nix_xX But there's something about me that no one knows yet, cuz I have a secret!

    • @xx_phoenix_xx5142
      @xx_phoenix_xx5142 3 года назад +3

      @@w0wzer5 miraculous, simply the best, up to the test when things go wrongggg

    • @w0wzer5
      @w0wzer5 3 года назад +3

      Xx_phoe nix_xX Miraculous the luckiest!

    • @xx_phoenix_xx5142
      @xx_phoenix_xx5142 3 года назад +2

      @@w0wzer5 the power of love always so strong!!

  • @pineapplesauce7092
    @pineapplesauce7092 4 года назад +259

    Jays laughing is contagious on a whole nother level😂😂😂

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl 4 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @killmehnow4151
      @killmehnow4151 4 года назад +1

      *stolen and reworded comment*

    • @nolejoestar
      @nolejoestar 4 года назад +2

      FRRRRR

    • @jerry7866
      @jerry7866 4 года назад +1

      So true I felt like I was right there with him laughing

    • @kaylisesky7369
      @kaylisesky7369 4 года назад +1

      Kyra Moore fr 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @riana3735
    @riana3735 4 года назад +158

    Girl: "I heard some noise in the floor below"
    Jay: "Aii aa- ohh"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrBillyBob0
      @MrBillyBob0 4 года назад

      I’m just here, to say....... this is kinda cringe.

    • @riana3735
      @riana3735 4 года назад +1

      @@MrBillyBob0 is it cringe that Jay said it or..that I copied what he said???? If it was towarrds me then I'm here to say.........that Jay said it first and copied what he said😑

  • @isabelaaguilar1099
    @isabelaaguilar1099 4 года назад +438

    Girl: He was soooooo good looking!
    Me: He ain't that cute.

    • @TogeCian
      @TogeCian 4 года назад +16

      Isabela is just telling the truth lol

    • @isabelaaguilar1099
      @isabelaaguilar1099 4 года назад +23

      @Frédérick Jalbert Yeah?, well you should tell the cheating boyfriend that

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 4 года назад +1

      I agree with isabela i mean just look at that hair like dude what the hell is with that hair style? It looks like he had a barbershop disaster😂

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 4 года назад

      I agree with isabela i mean just look at that hair like dude what the hell is with that hair style? It looks like he had a barbershop disaster😂

  • @Hello-bm8jr
    @Hello-bm8jr 3 года назад +24

    2:49
    “I asked him if he’d still COME if I played professionally.”
    I literally just died 💀

  • @laurenlemon
    @laurenlemon 4 года назад +673

    Girl: Spends the whole video talking about her terrible soccer skills
    Me: JUST PUT THAT MEAT ON YOUR HEAD

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl 4 года назад +4

      Same XD

    • @josegarcia6997
      @josegarcia6997 4 года назад +3

      But shes supposed to be the best on her team
      So i would probobly take the whole team easy

    • @kaylisesky7369
      @kaylisesky7369 4 года назад +2

      Lolo Lowder fr 😂😂😂💀😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @wynterflare9520
      @wynterflare9520 4 года назад

      Lolo Lowder lol true

  • @SiyavuyaBandezi
    @SiyavuyaBandezi 4 года назад +514

    "The female Cristiano Ronaldo" is not a nickname it's a full on sentence😂

    • @gearshift7174
      @gearshift7174 4 года назад +56

      oh hey the female cristiano ronaldo hows your day going?

    • @dasren
      @dasren 4 года назад +20

      Gear Shift good thanks gear shift

    • @makennatyles3596
      @makennatyles3596 4 года назад +21

      Iss_ Emihle also she says she’s a pro soccer player but doesn’t even know how to properly head a ball

  • @kawaiikakudo_sketches5755
    @kawaiikakudo_sketches5755 4 года назад +1234

    Me: laughs at the girls teeth Also me: remembers that I have teeth that are as far apart as America to Antarctica.

    • @Typhooncaskaedo
      @Typhooncaskaedo 4 года назад +12

      Same

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 4 года назад +10

      bruh

    • @w3luvny104
      @w3luvny104 4 года назад +4

      Kawaii Kakudo_Sketches MEEEEE

    • @senkuplushie
      @senkuplushie 4 года назад +2

      Welp, I'm not alone then

    • @w3luvny104
      @w3luvny104 4 года назад +1

      wait na na bc ion wanna hear y’all sayin same only because y’all got a teeenieeetinnnyyyygappp na na 😭😭💀

  • @softsquishysuga
    @softsquishysuga 3 года назад +49

    13:27 "Why don't you pinch your teeth with some braces" 💀

  • @pinkgravygranules
    @pinkgravygranules 4 года назад +263

    I watched the bff one. I said: U sure you ain’t jealous? *She has gorgeous hair like a model*

    • @Xevida
      @Xevida 4 года назад +23

      I have such a best friend and she' the reason why I crossdress. I just hate looking like an ugly as fuck girl next to a girl that couldn't be any prettier. I damn well am jealous tho. But at least as a guy I'm looking hot enough to somewhat stand next to her.

    • @AmiaMizuki25
      @AmiaMizuki25 4 года назад +1

      *oh hey Oka*

    • @coolthingzbruhh5252
      @coolthingzbruhh5252 4 года назад

      Body like a bottle

    • @thecaptainsaucefan6958
      @thecaptainsaucefan6958 4 года назад

      Twins lol

    • @pinkgravygranules
      @pinkgravygranules 4 года назад

      The_goodkush 1 lmfao

  • @jbarrieorosco6985
    @jbarrieorosco6985 4 года назад +249

    Jay dying of laughter:" I let my dad put his meat on my forehead and it felt really good "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
    Me: What did I just walk into? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Huntertheoneandonly
    @Huntertheoneandonly 4 года назад +2454

    Jay: “you don’t got no ice cubes? No IcyHot?”
    Me: *dies in Shoto Todoroki*

  • @ryan-pw9wo
    @ryan-pw9wo 3 года назад +47

    "I pinched myself with all my strength"
    Jay: Why don't you pinch your teeth with some braces
    dude woke up and chose violence

  • @santazilla9961
    @santazilla9961 4 года назад +425

    Girl: “My dads meat has magic healing powers”
    FBI: we got em

  • @missaesthetic9125
    @missaesthetic9125 4 года назад +333

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even the girl with a long ass name:
    Jay: **laughs before the video even started**

    • @longtimejulia
      @longtimejulia 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA I LOST IT "NOT EVEN THE GIRL WITHA LONG ASS NAME" HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA

  • @angiet7380
    @angiet7380 4 года назад +185

    I feel so bad for the girl in the second story 😭 My heart is so broken for her

    • @xiiaohao3871
      @xiiaohao3871 4 года назад +10

      You know it is fake, right?

    • @AeroCrafts
      @AeroCrafts 4 года назад +7

      Same I sure hope it isn't real

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 4 года назад +6

      @@xiiaohao3871 yeah but the thing with stories is that you get involved enough with them to believe it
      So Saying You Know its fake doesn't justify if its real or not it still is an emotional "fake story"

    • @xiiaohao3871
      @xiiaohao3871 4 года назад +3

      @@LUCAS420BLZ So you're the type of person who gets scammed easily, I guess so?

    • @YoungTrap085
      @YoungTrap085 4 года назад +2

      @@xiiaohao3871 of course

  • @aribryan1528
    @aribryan1528 4 года назад +91

    Jay: his pull out game was so weak in that elevator
    Me: lmfaooo😂😂😂

  • @mr.palmtree877
    @mr.palmtree877 4 года назад +1127

    “You don’t got some icy hot?”
    Todoroki: ight imma head out

  • @lexb_2005
    @lexb_2005 4 года назад +166

    "there's always the beautiful friend and an ugly one"
    Me knowing I'm the ugly one: HELL YEA

  • @randomphantomxd4734
    @randomphantomxd4734 4 года назад +115

    When some people actually thought that the dad's gonna put his actual "meat" on his daughter
    You have unlocked a new area: *"Prison"*

    • @chxbbaby6358
      @chxbbaby6358 4 года назад +15

      you can't blame us when there's a video called "My mom breastfed me til I was 16"

    • @KairiMorin
      @KairiMorin 4 года назад +10

      Don't forget the video about a boy's mother loving his 'creme'.

  • @inkvoir
    @inkvoir 4 года назад +126

    5:06
    "my mom loves my little brothers cream"

  • @onionsrule9376
    @onionsrule9376 4 года назад +94

    14:33 "She ran home crying"
    Literally walking as slow as she could

    • @anido-4703
      @anido-4703 4 года назад +7

      Lol I was gonna say something like that but true! 😂

  • @ninjawarrior9604
    @ninjawarrior9604 4 года назад +190

    Title: Dad put his meat on my forehead
    In the story: Dad puts a slab of meat on daughter's forehead
    *They had us in the first half, not gonna lie*

  • @lynn4927
    @lynn4927 4 года назад +504

    When someone is scared of elevators because they got cheated on-
    Edgeworth: You are not a clown, You are the entire circus

  • @bumblebee9158
    @bumblebee9158 3 года назад +24

    6:39 "I'm scared of elehvatahs" That accent tho

  • @okcool2593
    @okcool2593 4 года назад +46

    4:49 that laugh cured my depression

  • @trishchavez4894
    @trishchavez4894 4 года назад +251

    I read the title and heard him say the title and started dying 😂😂😂

    • @PinkieAmyRoseTheREALone
      @PinkieAmyRoseTheREALone 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @pearsblikingone.jand9cb764
      @pearsblikingone.jand9cb764 4 года назад +2

      ME TOO AHAHAHA

    • @kimjangseason455
      @kimjangseason455 4 года назад +3

      Me too😂😂 I was like dude. Dude. DUDE. CALM THE F DOWN

    • @Luna-lq1jn
      @Luna-lq1jn 4 года назад +3

      His dad can "heal" You with the magical meat 🤣

    • @vc8737
      @vc8737 4 года назад +3

      1:01
      Girl:It also felt really good
      Me:I should have never clicked this
      4:47
      Me:Oh they meant an animal torso

  • @biscuitburb6757
    @biscuitburb6757 4 года назад +702

    Her: "I have elevatorphobia!"
    Me: *Ah yes I see! I suffer from Sneezephobia*

  • @goingbacon88
    @goingbacon88 3 года назад +20

    6:31 "Nine-Tain"

  • @unseasonedindian
    @unseasonedindian 4 года назад +186

    The elevator story-
    Story: even how she kisses
    Jay: mmm...
    Jay explain

    • @daqsoo
      @daqsoo 4 года назад +4

      i need the timestamp of that skdsfjskfslf

  • @hanjiwolf3182
    @hanjiwolf3182 4 года назад +329

    No one:
    Jay: *laughs his ass off for someone saying “it felt really good”*
    Me: *has a dirty mind and also laughs*

    • @o_n_e1
      @o_n_e1 4 года назад +3

      Me too man

  • @tierthreesub6167
    @tierthreesub6167 4 года назад +120

    “His pull out game weak in the elevator” - Jay 2020

  • @llamagamez7023
    @llamagamez7023 3 года назад +18

    omg when he said "why is her teeth more spaced out than Neil Armstrong" had me wheezing

  • @mword8024
    @mword8024 4 года назад +243

    5:23 So we're just gonna sit here and pretend like we didn't see my mom loves my little brother's cream in the corner. I-

    • @xmasxmasxmas
      @xmasxmasxmas 4 года назад +11

      M Word ??? Montaytay he already watched that one lol

    • @sammie9290
      @sammie9290 4 года назад +3

      nicoleshome aww without us :(

    • @priscillamariiinn
      @priscillamariiinn 4 года назад +11

      @@sammie9290 No, he did a reaction to it already

    • @mword8024
      @mword8024 4 года назад +1

      @@xmasxmasxmas I must not of seen it or just forgot about it.

    • @xmasxmasxmas
      @xmasxmasxmas 4 года назад +1

      M Word ??? Montaytay yea it was a while ago

  • @saniczehedgehog
    @saniczehedgehog 4 года назад +70

    Story: "I heard some noises from the floor below"
    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Jay: "AAAAY- AAAAY- AAAAAHHH"

  • @gothgirlgraveyard3539
    @gothgirlgraveyard3539 4 года назад +172

    “My dads meat has healing powers”
    *oh dear god*

  • @juN-cj2fn
    @juN-cj2fn 3 года назад +15

    11:54, Jay's face be like 👁👄👁

  • @TraphicLight
    @TraphicLight 4 года назад +121

    Jay: "Please don't demonitize me"
    RUclips: "Hmmm, NAH."

  • @getschwifty7966
    @getschwifty7966 4 года назад +113

    “that is not his meat that is a meat” 😭😂

  • @shannon3467
    @shannon3467 4 года назад +206

    The boyfriend and the best friend : “Nothing happened between us”
    Also the boyfriend : “without that elevator breaking, my beautiful daughter wouldn’t be here”
    You sure that nothing happened, douchebag?

    • @thecookinestkid401
      @thecookinestkid401 4 года назад +24

      EXACTLY! She probably should have left one word at a time on it about him AND Phoebe starting with the word "unfaithful". Let them stew on that a while. Frickin' a holes.

    • @AFRODUDE-kt4lm
      @AFRODUDE-kt4lm 4 года назад +3

      Ama Sha you got it right, he is a douche

  • @jadenjoseph7236
    @jadenjoseph7236 4 года назад +27

    4:29 AYOO WTF IM ACTUALLY DYING

  • @arcticsnowwolf5420
    @arcticsnowwolf5420 4 года назад +165

    5:07
    Jay: "You don't got some icyhot?"
    Me: "How will I find a todoroki?-

  • @stianh2968
    @stianh2968 4 года назад +53

    5:09 When you said "Icyhot" I immediately thought of Shoto.. 🤦‍♀️😂

    • @cloey_23
      @cloey_23 4 года назад +1

      No Totoroki

  • @kidinmybasementagain8984
    @kidinmybasementagain8984 4 года назад +248

    When he said “why dont you pinch your teeth with some braces”
    i died 😂

  • @gapedandamazed6988
    @gapedandamazed6988 4 года назад +19

    You just gotta laugh when jay laughs xD its so funny when he laughs jesus christ i never thought someone laughing was actually funny..

  • @CosmicGirl-qn9il
    @CosmicGirl-qn9il 4 года назад +239

    Nobody:
    Girl: "I don't mean to brag"
    Also girl:*Brags*

    • @aisxuu
      @aisxuu 4 года назад +5

      Samurai Slices hehe nice copied comment uwu

    • @CosmicGirl-qn9il
      @CosmicGirl-qn9il 4 года назад +3

      @@aisxuu I didn't know this was copied

    • @aisxuu
      @aisxuu 4 года назад +4

      bet

    • @nyaaa3868
      @nyaaa3868 4 года назад +2

      @bxutterflxyఌ Rblx Just because it's 2020 doesn't mean people have to stop saying "uwu" let them say it. If it bothers you, well you can just ignore it and move on. Stop being negative and telling people what they can can't say.

    • @binikn3857
      @binikn3857 4 года назад +1

      @bxutterflxyఌ Rblx lol what's wrong with saying uwu in 2020?

  • @Alexandria_22
    @Alexandria_22 4 года назад +286

    Vicky: “I won’t say anything about my teeth”
    Me: “I wouldn’t say anything AT ALL with them brick-chompers!!” 😭😭

    • @lesbianbat8420
      @lesbianbat8420 3 года назад +17

      Not even the animatronics with spaced out the teeth doesn’t want to entertain her

    • @simppe6391
      @simppe6391 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @InternetFemceI
      @InternetFemceI 2 года назад

      miserable people

  • @illuminoodlesx3539
    @illuminoodlesx3539 4 года назад +209

    I would have messed up my "boyfriend" and "best" friend if they did that, they wouldnt have been alive.

    • @venus2640
      @venus2640 4 года назад +37

      ?Çýřä ? God I wouldn’t know what to do, I know I would be crying heavily even tho I have no friends and I’m single

    • @illuminoodlesx3539
      @illuminoodlesx3539 4 года назад +24

      @@venus2640 I would defend you, I got you

    • @Thesparesam
      @Thesparesam 4 года назад +31

      I would Detroit smash them in the face then hit them both with a bat

    • @cyanrecords7933
      @cyanrecords7933 4 года назад +16

      Me: *looks at chainsaw and machine gun* Theres my solution *points to crying and eating junkfood*

    • @marshmallow927
      @marshmallow927 4 года назад +5

      @@Thesparesam I'd put an AP shot to their faces

  • @lame2fame974
    @lame2fame974 Год назад +18

    “Mom, how did you and dad marry each other?” Sigh* “His magic meat.”

  • @beanieboogal318
    @beanieboogal318 4 года назад +70

    No one not a single soul “ My moM LoVeS mY LiTtLe BroTheR’S cReAm!”

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye 4 года назад +126

    No one:
    Jay: "She's like I wanna repair his pipe *drunk goat noises* "

  • @legendsdokkan6211
    @legendsdokkan6211 4 года назад +65

    5:12
    “My mom loves my little brothers cream”?!? That’s next episode of story reaction: JAY REACTS TO “my mom loves my little brothers cream”

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days 3 года назад +41

    I like how the girl in the second story kept calling her friend "so cute", "very attractive" and pointing out specific features like if that ain't a fellow bi-in-denial mood

    • @kingdenry1205
      @kingdenry1205 3 года назад +16

      Well women can say attractive things like that to other women even if they're straight!

    • @thorgidogofthunder
      @thorgidogofthunder 2 года назад +2

      @@kingdenry1205 mhmmm.... /s

  • @saenz1295
    @saenz1295 4 года назад +50

    "..It also felt really good-"
    Jay: *So you have chosen death*

  • @totallyynotnoelle
    @totallyynotnoelle 4 года назад +283

    Her: I let my dad put his meat on my forehead.
    **Dirty Minds Have Entered The Chat**

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl 4 года назад +3

      I'm innocent so I can't relate

    • @kaylisesky7369
      @kaylisesky7369 4 года назад +2

      Hxney Bun I can relate 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @aleksandramakari
      @aleksandramakari 4 года назад +2

      My thought was to the Harry Potter books. Hagrid did this with a raw steak over a black eye. I guess that's a diy fix ppl do, but idk if that works.

    • @leoperrdakatatum3568
      @leoperrdakatatum3568 4 года назад +2

      Aka me

    • @RandomPerson-qr5no
      @RandomPerson-qr5no 4 года назад +2

      if you saw the thumbnail in the original video there is no way even the most innocent minds wouldn’t go there 💀💀

  • @dudecole9354
    @dudecole9354 4 года назад +168

    Girl: I don’t wanna brag but I’m the best player on the team
    Me: does anybody care

    • @kaishapage2443
      @kaishapage2443 4 года назад +5

      No.

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 4 года назад +3

      Yes People that aren't Selfish and Thinks that Everyone Is Important no matter What unless they Are very Bad People Care!

    • @agathaduru5385
      @agathaduru5385 3 года назад

      @Blueberry Bomb well i mean you DID click on the video

    • @agathaduru5385
      @agathaduru5385 3 года назад

      i do, yall are just rude

    • @agathaduru5385
      @agathaduru5385 3 года назад

      @Blueberry Bomb tbh it's not really bragging

  • @biancamccarthy1628
    @biancamccarthy1628 4 года назад +20

    Jay: first video is I let my dad put his MEAT on my forehead
    The demon under my bed: i-...w..wot 👁👄👁

  • @bubblepancake5904
    @bubblepancake5904 4 года назад +429

    I felt bad for the second girl that I almost started crying

    • @zombiekel09
      @zombiekel09 4 года назад +35

      well it’s fake

    • @insenzu
      @insenzu 4 года назад +21

      How do you function?

    • @Moni-ob7xi
      @Moni-ob7xi 4 года назад +59

      @@insenzu empathy

    • @youtube_us4r
      @youtube_us4r 4 года назад +10

      @@Moni-ob7xi But- But- yall probably the one to cry after a min in a emotional movie

    • @Moni-ob7xi
      @Moni-ob7xi 4 года назад +42

      @@youtube_us4r well yeah cuz I'm empathetic I didn't mean to insult anybody I was trying to say that they feel empathy for the second girl

  • @Sammy53446
    @Sammy53446 4 года назад +99

    Jay: He put his MeAt on her forehead, HIS DIC-
    *LATER*
    Girl in video: My dad went to the fridge and got some cold meat and put it in my forehead.
    Also jay: ...... W H E E Z E

    • @Sammy53446
      @Sammy53446 4 года назад

      @Alvin Pham Woops, sorry 😅 I didn't realize that I put IN her forehead!

  • @MenacetoSociety28
    @MenacetoSociety28 4 года назад +22

    13:10
    Video: "his face came closer, about to--"
    Ad: "LET'S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"
    "NO"

  • @eminenceofcalamity4513
    @eminenceofcalamity4513 2 года назад +9

    2 years ago....I cried, naiagra fall level tears of laughter. And again this video has me in on the floor in tears. 1:20 really broke me