What If The Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @LifesBiggestQuestions
    @LifesBiggestQuestions  6 лет назад +4471

    What If Megalodon Sharks Didn't Go Extinct?
    ruclips.net/video/H3Un_gx2fqU/видео.html

    • @hemanth561
      @hemanth561 6 лет назад +69

      wow what if humans got extinct

    • @NathashaGoh
      @NathashaGoh 6 лет назад +27

      We die

    • @jamesondee1216
      @jamesondee1216 6 лет назад +41

      LifesBiggestQuestions doesn’t matter, we human are the top predator. If they r threat than we will hunt them down to extinction for our own safety.
      The biggest threat to human is human.

    • @NathashaGoh
      @NathashaGoh 6 лет назад +16

      @@jamesondee1216
      Me: KILL THAT THING
      Snake:SSSSSS IM GAY
      Me: ;-;
      Sorry I'm weird

    • @hemanth561
      @hemanth561 6 лет назад +3

      when nature is given all its resources to all organisms or living things vice versa all living thing is giving what nature need from them they have a part in nature's act imagine cow eats plants and the poop is reused by plants right but humans tend to take and donot return the favour when we want paper they cut trees but when they cut trees they don't realize to plant one on that place this is how humans are giving in return to nature huh

  • @miggycaro
    @miggycaro 5 лет назад +17540

    Can u imagine when we go extinct, then a few thousand years later a future species makes a vid about how if we didnt go extinct...
    “Thankfully, humans went extinct”

    • @Sarabheswaran7010
      @Sarabheswaran7010 5 лет назад +771

      Sooooooo true.
      They will probably be elfs as they won't get into selfishness and would see our true ignorant nature

    • @AutumnProcell
      @AutumnProcell 5 лет назад +961

      “these monsters destroyed themselves and thousands of species with them”
      future species: thank gOD wow can’t believe there was a species that evil and stupid

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 5 лет назад +163

      What species could replace humans?

    • @pratyushmishra7299
      @pratyushmishra7299 5 лет назад +263

      @@brianaguilar8283 only humans can replace humans.

    • @jelle2306
      @jelle2306 5 лет назад +25

      Yup

  • @ninadachrekar7215
    @ninadachrekar7215 5 лет назад +11781

    You know you're hunting a monster when you use a crocodile as a bait

    • @son_of_yah9788
      @son_of_yah9788 5 лет назад +238

      Lol facts

    • @rabanalkevin58
      @rabanalkevin58 5 лет назад +217

      Omg goosebumps

    • @henrykhiangte3834
      @henrykhiangte3834 5 лет назад +65

      Haha true that.

    • @mattwebb9412
      @mattwebb9412 5 лет назад +42

      Yeahhhh but maybe u lot ain't seen Gustav he was no joke and if he got just one bite on this snake he has snKe for dinner it all depends on who gets the first proper bite yes I know titanaboa would eat most of all crocs but there are some 20 plus feet crocs that weigh over two tonnes let alone the absolute beasts of crocs who used to live back then would of been great battle and oh we humans would not be bothered by this massive beautiful snake it's too slow humans would be to many and fast unfortunately our weapons would kill them all sad fact

    • @henrykhiangte3834
      @henrykhiangte3834 5 лет назад +16

      @@mattwebb9412 who is Gustav supposed to be?

  • @doublechin8088
    @doublechin8088 6 лет назад +19126

    *DAM NATURE YOU SCARY*

    • @randomguyodst46
      @randomguyodst46 6 лет назад +70

      speakerjunkie e make believe creatures are scary too.

    • @johnrebelet5754
      @johnrebelet5754 6 лет назад +70

      DAYUM NATCHA U SCHARY*

    • @P11Bass
      @P11Bass 6 лет назад +99

      Yup, and we have nothing we can do to it, and makes us realize how small we are.

    • @fliptopgaming9969
      @fliptopgaming9969 6 лет назад +9

      Jacksepticeye?

    • @oglocgang1980
      @oglocgang1980 6 лет назад +6

      i had enough of this comment

  • @Not-you-again
    @Not-you-again 4 года назад +1165

    Steve Irwin would say "crikey she’s a beauty" 💚

    • @CoreyLochridge
      @CoreyLochridge 4 года назад +13

      I like thus comment

    • @Not-you-again
      @Not-you-again 4 года назад +5

      Jamal mac ok 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @patmurphy1080
      @patmurphy1080 4 года назад +16

      hahaha he would, I miss him

    • @Not-you-again
      @Not-you-again 4 года назад +6

      Pat Murphy he made my childhood special

    • @byronAnewby
      @byronAnewby 4 года назад +10

      And then try to catch it with his bare hands.
      RIP Steve Irwin

  • @memesinc5852
    @memesinc5852 5 лет назад +5378

    correction: the titanaboa's DNA is a 98.386% match to the native south american anaconda.... they didnt go extinct. they just shrunk.
    your average anaconda is a titanaboa lol. they just cant grow anywhere near the size of the past because of food and climate.

    • @emopenguingames2895
      @emopenguingames2895 5 лет назад +205

      What about the other 1.614% of the DNA?..

    • @BENNEBOOM
      @BENNEBOOM 5 лет назад +629

      Memes Inc 99% of our DNA is identical to chimpanzees, that doesn’t make us chimpanzees though.

    • @razorsharpshaver
      @razorsharpshaver 5 лет назад +125

      @@ikazer7 you're alone are chimp.. Your statement said so

    • @swaggiezx4368
      @swaggiezx4368 5 лет назад +44

      Dang thought u were all memes

    • @magnushly9007
      @magnushly9007 5 лет назад +52

      @@georginalewis5959 Well no, it is more like we were one and then we kind of split and they ended up stronger than us but we are smarter than them

  • @madisonarnold4092
    @madisonarnold4092 6 лет назад +2836

    *humans have left the chat*

    • @lilyjones6511
      @lilyjones6511 6 лет назад +5

      Madison Arnold I love your profile pic

    • @danglesmonkey8373
      @danglesmonkey8373 6 лет назад +1

      Lily Jones I love your profile picture

    • @nofriction5685
      @nofriction5685 6 лет назад

      @@danglesmonkey8373 i love your profile pic

    • @AGrace85
      @AGrace85 6 лет назад

      Madison Arnold lmao AMEN TO THAT

    • @kelseyh8s
      @kelseyh8s 6 лет назад

      Madison is a girl name

  • @vid04
    @vid04 6 лет назад +2440

    Damn that ain't no Titanoboa that's a bloody Basilisk

    • @emilyrosewood5853
      @emilyrosewood5853 6 лет назад +50

      Been looking for this comment

    • @soumyamukhopadhyay6630
      @soumyamukhopadhyay6630 6 лет назад +83

      Somebody who speaks the language! #MugglesMugglesEverywhere

    • @sinisterthebrother7407
      @sinisterthebrother7407 6 лет назад +42

      No, Basilisks are 10 times bigger than the Titanoboa, did you see that tooth in it during like the end? It was the size of a Clorox Wipe container!

    • @tuxedobird9227
      @tuxedobird9227 6 лет назад +1

      VideonUriel 100th like

    • @AC-ck2bd
      @AC-ck2bd 6 лет назад +5

      3.0 Noobz Baby basilisk

  • @Chor765weiler
    @Chor765weiler 5 лет назад +1001

    Imagine being deep in the Amazon forest an this thing comes out of a cave...

    • @zenog549
      @zenog549 5 лет назад +65

      It wouldn't even fully come out its cave because I'd already be on the other side if the universe from I saw it

    • @RJ12347
      @RJ12347 4 года назад +52

      Why would I be deep in the middle of the Amazon to begin with

    • @_simpforjiroukyouka_7493
      @_simpforjiroukyouka_7493 4 года назад +24

      Just something so beautiful about the Amazon Forest

    • @SumiNaga19
      @SumiNaga19 4 года назад +11

      I'll punch n choke it

    • @matijafilipovic5617
      @matijafilipovic5617 4 года назад +10

      Aegon -Boss music starts

  • @shaynevivanco2874
    @shaynevivanco2874 6 лет назад +9784

    they didn’t go extinct, my school is full of them smh
    holy crap i wasn’t expecting this many likes

  • @ill20022
    @ill20022 6 лет назад +3463

    Someone created dinosaurs noises without ever hearing them

  • @sal6445
    @sal6445 5 лет назад +2179

    If titanaboa didn't go extinct
    "I'm coyote Peters on and I'm about to enter the bit zone of a titanaboa"
    Mark "You OK dude??"

    • @ikatrina0348
      @ikatrina0348 5 лет назад +16

      Omg I’m so happy you watch brave wilderness

    • @giumatarazzo2384
      @giumatarazzo2384 5 лет назад +2

      noono 300 I love him

    • @giumatarazzo2384
      @giumatarazzo2384 5 лет назад +2

      I mean mark and coyote...

    • @omprakashchoudhary1114
      @omprakashchoudhary1114 5 лет назад +21

      *Coyote gets sucked inside*
      Mark: Did he get you??

    • @Gerraint
      @Gerraint 5 лет назад +11

      I'm coyote peterson and I'm about to get bit by titanoboa.. Ready?
      *Get sucked*
      Mark : You ok bro? Dude? It hurts?

  • @pranaysirvee4420
    @pranaysirvee4420 5 лет назад +461

    Thousands years later:
    Titanoboa: what if humans didn't go extinct?

    • @iamandres618
      @iamandres618 4 года назад +12

      Titanoboas would be extinct if humans were around

    • @iamandres618
      @iamandres618 4 года назад +8

      @Ryder you didnt get my joke lol. I meant that us human species are the reason many animals have gone extinct by our hunting a d destruction of habitats plus our use of weapons.

    • @venompro3605
      @venompro3605 4 года назад +1

      Pranay sirvee what you said makes no sense. How thousands years later, would titanaboas come back to life

    • @sizzler9731
      @sizzler9731 3 года назад

      @INDIAN CAT ON FIRE they were joking as well, y'all overusing your reddit crap

  • @R4KT1M
    @R4KT1M 6 лет назад +2845

    Humans : Hey Titanaboa, we will give u land to live. No one will disturb you.
    Next day : Let's test the Nuclear Weapon on it.

  • @ruslailazainol
    @ruslailazainol 6 лет назад +3896

    Anaconda has joined the chat
    Titanoboa has joined the chat
    Anaconda has left the chat

  • @amysargent
    @amysargent 6 лет назад +1172

    It’s actually so crazy that animals used to be so so so big like a titanaboa, megaladon, mosasaurus, dinosaurs etc
    It’s so scary to think they were so large

    • @lotharlaishram765
      @lotharlaishram765 6 лет назад +44

      Amy Sargent
      Thicc bois

    • @kamikazestryker
      @kamikazestryker 6 лет назад +58

      But in the end they ended up death maybe because they were so big and needed alot of energy which means food. They went instinct because their food sources went scarce, in the past the world used to be a big continent not like today splitted and seperated with the oceans, which meant fewer landmasses and so the huge animals had a huge problem getting enough food. Also climatic changes and natural disaster such as meteroits could have happen and took them out. I hope you understand my poor english :p

    • @CookiezNCreamz
      @CookiezNCreamz 6 лет назад +2

      I agree with you but like ants are scared of use humans soooooo...

    • @adamwest2968
      @adamwest2968 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah. What about giant humans. Not so ridiculous sounding when you find many animals that live today looking exactly the same as they did back then.

    • @myahadams6816
      @myahadams6816 6 лет назад +6

      There still something bigger than them and no it's not earth
      It's the universe

  • @freddygomez4213
    @freddygomez4213 4 года назад +468

    I’m coyote Peterson and about to enter the chomp zone with the titanoboa

    • @keeleyx4798
      @keeleyx4798 4 года назад +14

      Be brace stay wild

    • @itsmemaddie9346
      @itsmemaddie9346 4 года назад +44

      “Did it get you?”
      “Yeah, it’s worse than the bullet ant.”

    • @djkesaiiofficial6486
      @djkesaiiofficial6486 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @uncle5946
      @uncle5946 4 года назад

      That would last less than a second

    • @nayemahmed1311
      @nayemahmed1311 4 года назад +1

      @@itsmemaddie9346 😂😂

  • @celty228
    @celty228 6 лет назад +792

    This turned from “What if this big boy didn’t go extinct” to “how to catch and cook the Titaniboa”

    • @Chiefskeet
      @Chiefskeet 6 лет назад +2

      Celty D. Fälschung why has no one replied to this comment but it has 193 likes?

    • @Sea_witch_
      @Sea_witch_ 6 лет назад

      Lmfao

    • @meng7082
      @meng7082 6 лет назад

      hahahahaha

    • @amethysting3389
      @amethysting3389 6 лет назад +1

      How would you catch the titaniboa or better yet how to catch prehistoric crocodile for bait since they were bigger than crocodiles nowadays but hey the titanoboa would have fed a village for a year

    • @xxironvaderxxx4143
      @xxironvaderxxx4143 6 лет назад +2

      Three words “shoot it dead”

  • @nekofericherry9373
    @nekofericherry9373 5 лет назад +2015

    “Is there anything scarier than a gigantic snake?”
    ...Gigantic Spiders..

  • @rimestasis
    @rimestasis 5 лет назад +3106

    If it didnt go extinct, then we'd all be fcked

    • @Nebulae_Moon
      @Nebulae_Moon 5 лет назад +29

      Exactly

    • @fazesw2343
      @fazesw2343 5 лет назад +48

      Zenith how we cud just shoot it and it’s dead

    • @samwell2386
      @samwell2386 5 лет назад +82

      @@fazesw2343 But we wouldnt have been able to advance that far.

    • @fazesw2343
      @fazesw2343 5 лет назад +12

      Theo he’s saying if it was alive now

    • @elliot1495
      @elliot1495 5 лет назад +13

      I would like to pet it :) snakes are so cute

  • @mukhlisridhwan9583
    @mukhlisridhwan9583 5 лет назад +374

    When you play slither.io too seriously

  • @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE
    @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE 6 лет назад +2441

    Titanoboa probably was NEVER extinct at all. just reduced in size over the centuries.

  • @redy5936
    @redy5936 6 лет назад +2747

    *My titanoboa don't want nun unless you got bunz hun*

  • @Chrryunique
    @Chrryunique 5 лет назад +2385

    Well it’s getting hotter....should we be worried 😭😭

    • @Sarabheswaran7010
      @Sarabheswaran7010 5 лет назад +90

      BTW she is talking abt global warming😯

    • @JoseGarcia-hd3ln
      @JoseGarcia-hd3ln 5 лет назад +63

      Ali Aye yes its called climate warning thats what it makes hotter but humans are responsible that climate warnings exist

    • @spiritgoldswizard9088
      @spiritgoldswizard9088 5 лет назад +60

      Jose Garcia well then we are just killing ourselves quicker

    • @jelle2306
      @jelle2306 5 лет назад +18

      STOOPID that's fake there was more oxygen that's why there are so many big animals back then now Theres only 21% oxygen

    • @chrisp.9385
      @chrisp.9385 5 лет назад +22

      Yes climate change is worst then this snake...also if you said that because you think the snake will come back believe me it won't extinct animals don't come back except if you clone them

  • @sunnyeyes2784
    @sunnyeyes2784 4 года назад +408

    Dinosaurs: *Dead*
    Alligator: *I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move*
    *S T I L L S U R V I V E S*

  • @IAMTHEONE-cb1ow
    @IAMTHEONE-cb1ow 5 лет назад +730

    Titanoboa: What's up I'm back
    Humans : we are going on vacation

  • @peppapig2742
    @peppapig2742 5 лет назад +1925

    *"Is there anything scarier than a titanoboa snake?"*
    Me: *yea! That's my mom's chancla*

    • @edwardnortmann2489
      @edwardnortmann2489 5 лет назад +9

      AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Dub_Turna
      @Dub_Turna 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😭😭💯

    • @justlyli9813
      @justlyli9813 5 лет назад +39

      What’s worse than that - the stare they give you when you are in public and they can’t scream at you

    • @No1MaretuFan
      @No1MaretuFan 5 лет назад

      What is a Chancla

    • @peppapig2742
      @peppapig2742 5 лет назад +1

      Scythe Kamakura it’s a sandal Buh in spanish it’s chancla

  • @sarahhouston9020
    @sarahhouston9020 6 лет назад +2088

    God knew he was playin too much

  • @ayansaleem8640
    @ayansaleem8640 4 года назад +337

    If Titanaboa didn't go extinct..
    humans would have made Titanaboa biriyani

  • @rhyno7188
    @rhyno7188 5 лет назад +1791

    If they didn't go extinct, we would domesticate them and use them as public transportation.

    • @codepearmaster
      @codepearmaster 5 лет назад +12

      Hecc yeah!

    • @shadowgaming3982
      @shadowgaming3982 5 лет назад +26

      Yeah because we are humans and we make everything go wrong! In other words that would be animal cruelty I know this is a joke and plz don't r/woooooshhh me but it's true ...
      I'm irrelevant ...

    • @decepticonreaver9139
      @decepticonreaver9139 5 лет назад +28

      @@shadowgaming3982 No you're right. Humans should go extinct and stop acting like fools. They destroyed 75% of Earths natural population just for their own gain and they call themselves the top predator when they could easily die by a sloth bear or wild turkey. Even when they have pets they're basically kicking them out of their natural habits and making them their personal "friends" when they really should belong in the wild evolving to be better.

    • @HYPERxSONICxFANx2012
      @HYPERxSONICxFANx2012 5 лет назад +7

      I'd actually like to ride one

    • @wyattsmith4135
      @wyattsmith4135 5 лет назад +17

      Deinosuchus we are the top predator tho... quit complaining would you rather live in a forest foraging for food with a little skirt

  • @josephs-d8731
    @josephs-d8731 6 лет назад +1401

    LMAO went to school with a few of these

  • @jackr8374
    @jackr8374 6 лет назад +1826

    Titanoboa: *Goes extinct because the Earth is cooling down.*
    Global Warming: Am I a joke to you?
    Edit: wow thanks for all the likes. Oh also, one more thing: Subscribe to PewdiePie and unsubscribe from T Series. PewdiePie must claim victory

  • @shobhasharma4566
    @shobhasharma4566 4 года назад +140

    The hotter the climate the bigger the snake.
    Global warming : *Allow me to introduce myself*

    • @shobhasharma4566
      @shobhasharma4566 4 года назад +12

      Everyone look ! Its Donald Trump's brother Jeff V

    • @sunitan4473
      @sunitan4473 4 года назад

      @@shobhasharma4566 x; a K.l ll0""pp

  • @Verk-
    @Verk- 6 лет назад +7263

    "What If The Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct?"
    -Then it didn't extinct. lol

    • @mlncholymoon
      @mlncholymoon 6 лет назад +34

      Lol

    •  6 лет назад +429

      You’ll look back on this comment in two years and cringe to death.

    • @oniinammaniino7124
      @oniinammaniino7124 6 лет назад +68

      Give this man an oscar

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 6 лет назад +39

      Greatest comment I've seen. In the words of Evangelion.
      "CONGRATULATIONS"

    • @michaelezinga
      @michaelezinga 6 лет назад +12

      Your so dumb dude

  • @confusedcaptain350
    @confusedcaptain350 6 лет назад +1562

    So basically what I learned from this video is that global warming is going to lead to another titanoboa and we all gon die

    • @lilalin7422
      @lilalin7422 6 лет назад +22

      Yep. I like snakes not ones big enough to kill someone but I like em

    • @darthgandalf9485
      @darthgandalf9485 6 лет назад +8

      Do you even science?

    • @alexshrooms8243
      @alexshrooms8243 6 лет назад +1

      Yay 😊

    • @saga6123
      @saga6123 6 лет назад +1

      Confused Captain yass

    • @thatonethattalksalot7656
      @thatonethattalksalot7656 6 лет назад +1

      No we would just see titanoboas in zoos, Titanoboa food and well some lucky person who has a pet Titanoboa! Or WILL it be a possible answer!

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 6 лет назад +3013

    They were non venomous

    • @Buckshot-Express
      @Buckshot-Express 6 лет назад +408

      Thats because its a constrictor

    • @alea2592
      @alea2592 6 лет назад +323

      But you'd still die if it attacks you....by asphyxiation

    • @oniisama6160
      @oniisama6160 6 лет назад +175

      yeah but you'll be eaten😐

    • @marinettelucy847
      @marinettelucy847 6 лет назад +14

      @@alea2592 ur so right

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 6 лет назад +21

      @Klorgiest I think you meant 'Swallow' XD

  • @sovannthach9379
    @sovannthach9379 5 лет назад +131

    They’ll just be some Dubai prince’s pet

    • @dorian8787
      @dorian8787 4 года назад +4

      Best one yet 😂🤣

  • @x.c.e.lchronixx6556
    @x.c.e.lchronixx6556 6 лет назад +3107

    Yeah they never went extinct
    My schools full of them 😢

  • @gamingwithsel9647
    @gamingwithsel9647 6 лет назад +2125

    Plot twist: titanoboa didnt go extinct it just got smaller due to cold temprature and now it is called the anaconda

    • @lanails6722
      @lanails6722 6 лет назад +92

      Gaming With Sel
      W o a h *T e c h n o l o g y*

    • @hopemedaddy2768
      @hopemedaddy2768 6 лет назад +38

      Name your car Jimin So you can Park Jimin tongue technology

    • @lanails6722
      @lanails6722 6 лет назад +27

      hopemedaddy
      **looks around** Suga? Where are you?

    • @raine1072
      @raine1072 6 лет назад +108

      and with global warming, it will go back to its original size and get bigger

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 6 лет назад +1

      Yep

  • @fizzpopproductions5171
    @fizzpopproductions5171 6 лет назад +2195

    *slither. io has joined the chat*

  • @lazylink8105
    @lazylink8105 5 лет назад +86

    Tribe: build tree house
    Gaint snake: i can climb you know

  • @priyanshupoyam5456
    @priyanshupoyam5456 6 лет назад +1648

    And I'm scared of worms.

  • @kaitlyn1556
    @kaitlyn1556 6 лет назад +2264

    What if the titanaboa didn’t go extinct?
    I would.

  • @xzi9403
    @xzi9403 6 лет назад +1059

    *Slytherins have entered the chat*

  • @AsifHussain-tb9mg
    @AsifHussain-tb9mg 4 года назад +259

    2:54 titanoboa meat would be considered a delicacy.
    Korona virus: HELLO!!

  • @TirthBArya
    @TirthBArya 6 лет назад +1024

    Titanoboa didn't go extinct. They became movie stars. They be acting in the Anaconda series.

  • @rishabhbose7476
    @rishabhbose7476 6 лет назад +1267

    Imagine you stuck in the time machine and went to this time

    • @jayesbhat5851
      @jayesbhat5851 6 лет назад +43

      Now that's scary 😓

    • @DarkwaveNecro
      @DarkwaveNecro 6 лет назад +62

      I'd love to, but of course only if I was immune to its dangers.

    • @vcommandarv5916
      @vcommandarv5916 6 лет назад +3

      Method Man yup, they were huge

    • @typicaljokerguy7708
      @typicaljokerguy7708 6 лет назад +7

      If I went to South America, I would stay the hell away from water and crocodiles because they are also hunted. I would also stay away from Australia because of Megalania.

    • @raanenocampo7956
      @raanenocampo7956 6 лет назад +5

      Hello to me imma prepare my graveyard

  • @Drovlara14
    @Drovlara14 6 лет назад +288

    I'll save you the time... if titanaboa didn't go extinct, they'd still be alive. You're welcome.

  • @oshanefulton577
    @oshanefulton577 5 лет назад +126

    To answer the question:
    We’d all die

  • @kassybecerra6057
    @kassybecerra6057 5 лет назад +976

    God this snake is gonna make a comeback with our climate getting warmer and warmer

    • @Robin-il4ev
      @Robin-il4ev 5 лет назад +52

      Yes, but before that Humans will get extinct this time 😄

    • @chrisp.9385
      @chrisp.9385 5 лет назад +52

      No..extinct means this animal is dead and can't come back except if you clone it

    • @blankspace282
      @blankspace282 5 лет назад

      You probably believe that

    • @adammoore7059
      @adammoore7059 5 лет назад

      @@Robin-il4ev shut up idiot

    • @rublethomas7750
      @rublethomas7750 5 лет назад +9

      John and Jane Doe u scared bruh? thats where we’re heading lol

  • @dylanpower1438
    @dylanpower1438 5 лет назад +1916

    Well nothing on earth is worse than humans

  • @zackftw2748
    @zackftw2748 6 лет назад +20576

    What if Kim jong un and Donald trump switched countries

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 6 лет назад +1446

      Jason Creeper Now THAT would be an interesting country

    • @nrotic2030
      @nrotic2030 6 лет назад +257

      woooow

    • @acidgyro9754
      @acidgyro9754 6 лет назад +1158

      There won’t be a difference 😂

    • @stvenlol
      @stvenlol 6 лет назад +378

      Rip North America and South America

    • @xjustaprofile
      @xjustaprofile 6 лет назад +80

      Jason Creeper Nothing.

  • @hab790
    @hab790 5 лет назад +3

    Snakes are some of the world's most misunderstood creatures. The ones kept as pets are docile and often really friendly. The wild ones are much more interested in getting away from you than attacking you. If it rushed toward you its usually because their den is in that direction. They really aren't anything to be afraid of. Just respected.

  • @LemonyStudio
    @LemonyStudio 5 лет назад +1553

    Don't you ever look through the comments and said "dang I should've commented that"

  • @wielderXII
    @wielderXII 6 лет назад +5893

    megalodon, kraken, this, and maybe other giant animal monster.
    i would like a game where we can encounter this animal or even fight them

    • @theraven9437
      @theraven9437 6 лет назад +119

      サイコゆり ark

    • @kjivo
      @kjivo 6 лет назад +54

      Play Sea of Thieves if you want to encounter some Creatures (Kraken, Cthulu, and other creatures)

    • @auvidone1384
      @auvidone1384 6 лет назад +19

      サイコゆり Turok would be perfect for this.

    • @yisafps
      @yisafps 6 лет назад +19

      サイコゆり ark

    • @themoderator6480
      @themoderator6480 6 лет назад +4

      hi tech do you play official ?

  • @andrewboi8687
    @andrewboi8687 6 лет назад +1915

    God joined the chat
    Titanaboa joined the chat
    Titanaboa has been kicked by God

  • @RandomMurkyMonkeMan
    @RandomMurkyMonkeMan 4 года назад +5

    It was not only the hot temperature that made the snake big, it was also the food source, before ice age, trees were huge as well as plants, so there was alot of oxygen and alot of food for herbivores, meaning for predators, their food were bigger and had a lot of vitamin or protein

  • @mateusdasilva1825
    @mateusdasilva1825 6 лет назад +1126

    so the snake from harry potter existed

    • @zelthic
      @zelthic 6 лет назад +9

      Mateus Da Silva Basilisks is a different kind of snake that is shown in Harry Potter.

    • @zelthic
      @zelthic 6 лет назад +6

      Nvm they probably the same

    • @princessmenen9064
      @princessmenen9064 6 лет назад +8

      @@zelthic
      There's difference cause the basilisk is a Legendry animal while this one isn't it was just instinct

    • @YagamiL
      @YagamiL 6 лет назад +5

      Basilik in HP was bigger. Except if a really huge specimen of this snake in the video ever existed, there’s nothing like the Basilik.

    • @mateusdasilva1825
      @mateusdasilva1825 6 лет назад +3

      ok so basically i’m monky

  • @yutae8490
    @yutae8490 5 лет назад +647

    "Is there anything scarier than a gigantic snake?"
    *A GIGANTIC MOM*

    • @ProFow
      @ProFow 5 лет назад +20

      Yo mama so fat even a Titanaboa thinks twice about eating her

    • @aisha535
      @aisha535 5 лет назад +4

      @@ProFow haha.... That was trash.. Wtf

    • @Kurama157
      @Kurama157 5 лет назад

      A spider

    • @myrandajacki1793
      @myrandajacki1793 5 лет назад +3

      INCORRECT... An angry mom is scarier ;-;

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA 5 лет назад

      Kquan_77 spiders are smaller than you why are you scared

  • @Shawn-eq8zw
    @Shawn-eq8zw 6 лет назад +798

    Dat snek is thicc af

  • @lillyrose6635
    @lillyrose6635 4 года назад +3

    Speaking about petrified snakes, I've just seen an eye opening/ jaw dropping video "Petrified Oceanic Gargantuans"... The snakes shown in this video are enormous, a must see for all. Changes complete dynamics & history of the planet! Seriously worth a look

  • @emuchann
    @emuchann 6 лет назад +712

    people should create a movie about titanoboa and i think it will be more interesting to watch than anaconda

    • @x3chino
      @x3chino 6 лет назад +3

      Its on Netflix

    • @susannabriones935
      @susannabriones935 6 лет назад +6

      DoNt You KnOw I'm A (something) BoSs

    • @minyounglee3842
      @minyounglee3842 6 лет назад +4

      TAEYONGGGGG????

    • @Call_me_Kelllz
      @Call_me_Kelllz 6 лет назад +1

      That movie anaconda had snakes this big tho. I thought anacondas were that big for the longest time

    • @thekillingduck
      @thekillingduck 6 лет назад +3

      they did... it's called Harry potter and the chamber of secrets

  • @niickkg
    @niickkg 6 лет назад +870

    What If The Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct? people in texas would keep them as pets

  • @viol4nte
    @viol4nte 6 лет назад +468

    *crocodile has left the chat*

    • @thelizard5411
      @thelizard5411 4 года назад

      *Sarcosuchus has joined the chat*

  • @mustafam956
    @mustafam956 4 года назад +11

    Take a shot every time she says “Titanaboa”.
    Congratulations, you now have liver disease.

  • @goldenmenas290
    @goldenmenas290 6 лет назад +806

    Imagine future things uploading a video like this : What if Humans didn't go extinct?

    • @claritys.n3161
      @claritys.n3161 6 лет назад +50

      It would probably have no views

    • @kxshav2395
      @kxshav2395 5 лет назад +35

      @@claritys.n3161 nah robots sure watch that

    • @claritys.n3161
      @claritys.n3161 5 лет назад +23

      @@kxshav2395 they'll probably have to complete a captcha every time they want to watch a video XD

    • @kxshav2395
      @kxshav2395 5 лет назад +5

      @@claritys.n3161 lol human left the chat

    • @veritymabunda7316
      @veritymabunda7316 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @samheft5296
    @samheft5296 6 лет назад +600

    To answer your question... we would all die

    • @indiancrispyboii704
      @indiancrispyboii704 6 лет назад +16

      No we would have dropped nuke on this snake if it still exist 🤣

    • @ToneyCrimson
      @ToneyCrimson 6 лет назад +18

      Nukes are hard to make from the inside of a titanoboa..

    • @jackfrost2040
      @jackfrost2040 6 лет назад +16

      There’s a reason while humans rule this planet today. This snakes will go extinct whether they like it or not.

    • @trimademi7637
      @trimademi7637 6 лет назад +5

      we would kill em all ez wtf

    • @advancedsoldier8569
      @advancedsoldier8569 6 лет назад +3

      Well with all the fire power we have i believe it would be the oppisite

  • @zerossilentlibrary
    @zerossilentlibrary 6 лет назад +289

    As someone who's terrified of snakes, I am even more terrified

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 6 лет назад

      Zoey *INSERT LAST NAME HERE* They're creepy but a lil nice,

    • @eddleegarcia4986
      @eddleegarcia4986 6 лет назад

      Here's a video that'll hopfully show you that snakes aren't as scary as they seem to be
      ruclips.net/video/QXvxaBYRMLM/видео.html

    • @jessicapursley2817
      @jessicapursley2817 6 лет назад

      Snakes are my favourite I love them

    • @Mytoes_cold
      @Mytoes_cold 6 лет назад

      Snakes are cute af. Some are very innocent and aren’t bad. I love snakes UwU 💜

  • @lieutenantnomad9198
    @lieutenantnomad9198 2 года назад +3

    1. What if Canada was inhabited?
    2. What if Morbius 2 came out?
    3. What if the Emus took over Australia?
    4. What if Jager, Bandit, and Smoke got their Acogs back?
    5. What if The Big Bang Theory was funny?
    6. What if Disney made good movies and shows?
    6. What if Half Life 3 was made?
    7. What if M Night Shyamalan made a good movie?
    8. What if we lived in a society?

    • @xboy1064
      @xboy1064 Год назад

      What if gta VI was released?

  • @dad4378
    @dad4378 6 лет назад +789

    Yet again,Welcome to another episode of *How did this get in my recommended* episode 54

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 6 лет назад +2

      THE NCK GAMING Same 😂

    • @br3st1nf3ction6
      @br3st1nf3ction6 6 лет назад +1

      Loll

    • @alex.s9324
      @alex.s9324 6 лет назад +2

      This comment is so underrated

    • @maechan014
      @maechan014 6 лет назад +1

      Lol hahahahahahaa true

    • @IB21066
      @IB21066 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂same

  • @nevergongiveyouup
    @nevergongiveyouup 6 лет назад +788

    *Indiana Jones has joined the chat*
    *Titanoboa has joined the chat*
    *Indiana Jones has left the chat*

  • @rafiasruti9430
    @rafiasruti9430 5 лет назад +717

    That is Orochimaru trying to revive

    • @mariadelacruz1299
      @mariadelacruz1299 5 лет назад +2

      BubbleGum Nightcore Lmao

    • @gabbie7115
      @gabbie7115 5 лет назад +6

      I ugly laughed at this

    • @yxngd6668
      @yxngd6668 5 лет назад +1

      BubbleGum Nightcore 🤦🏾‍♂️💀

    • @dinklebamp.
      @dinklebamp. 5 лет назад +17

      Only naruto fans would understand

    • @masochisticdoll
      @masochisticdoll 5 лет назад +4

      Fr😭😭😭. He needs to stay dead.

  • @SirCartierNY
    @SirCartierNY 4 года назад +14

    Me: hello, kratos, we got a little bit of a problem here
    Kratos: I'm on my way.

  • @iyla3742
    @iyla3742 5 лет назад +811

    What would happen if the titanoboa wasn't extinct:
    *Humans would be extinct*

    • @abdulvahid4203
      @abdulvahid4203 5 лет назад +34

      Only humans can make humans extinct

    • @bigchungus7755
      @bigchungus7755 5 лет назад +35

      Its the complete opposite humans would make titanaboa extinct

    • @iyla3742
      @iyla3742 5 лет назад +5

      Rogelio Anguiano i meant the titanaboa would make humans extinct

    • @direktorsvemira5550
      @direktorsvemira5550 5 лет назад +5

      @@iyla3742 No,no way,with this technology they have no chance,they're big targets.

    • @zeri7835
      @zeri7835 5 лет назад +1

      @@direktorsvemira5550 With this technology, we're also big targets. The whole world is a big target...

  • @sil3ntkn1ght27
    @sil3ntkn1ght27 6 лет назад +1151

    Looks out window. Sees bus sized snake go by. "HONEY!!!! WE'RE MOVING TO ALASKA"!!!!!!!!

    • @lophat2285
      @lophat2285 6 лет назад +11

      Unfunny.

    • @AC-ck2bd
      @AC-ck2bd 6 лет назад +7

      I used to live in Alaska, it is warm enough there for the titaniboas to go there in the summer

    • @jonathant4085
      @jonathant4085 6 лет назад +1

      A C they said they could only live near the equator😑

    • @DragonSlayer-nh9hh
      @DragonSlayer-nh9hh 6 лет назад +6

      What about the Alaskan bull worm?

    • @superkamiguru6856
      @superkamiguru6856 6 лет назад

      @@AC-ck2bd No, the nights AND the days are still too cold for them.

  • @Jean_Pierre_Wehry
    @Jean_Pierre_Wehry 6 лет назад +1237

    Didn't know my ex-wife went extinct.

    • @xixian5196
      @xixian5196 6 лет назад +34

      Jean Pierre Wehry
      This dude a real savage but I’m pretty sure she went extinct for a reason.

    • @slobe3820
      @slobe3820 6 лет назад +3

      Jean Pierre Wehry give me ur ex ig

    • @khupbabes9173
      @khupbabes9173 6 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mrderek2892
      @mrderek2892 6 лет назад +3

      Savage 🔥🔥🔥

    • @xrenalot
      @xrenalot 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂

  • @courtneygrier2015
    @courtneygrier2015 4 года назад +23

    It's 2020, I'm sure one will be found in some jungle somewhere; we got a good chunk of the year left.

  • @bryn6844
    @bryn6844 6 лет назад +1418

    What if my dad never left me

  • @xSchwifty
    @xSchwifty 5 лет назад +765

    "The earth used to be warmer"
    Global Warming: am I a joke to you

    • @flowerfloc
      @flowerfloc 5 лет назад +1

      You're dumb

    • @someonethatexist3086
      @someonethatexist3086 5 лет назад +31

      Mauricejuhh15 how is he dumb. The earth was actually warmer until the ice age. During the ice age that is when the earth started to cool down. When it ended the earth actually wasn’t as hot as it used to be. Now not all of us believe in global warming. But I am a believer and I think it is happening. He was also just joking btw.

    • @obigbopper2108
      @obigbopper2108 5 лет назад

      Le Savage thank you

    • @obigbopper2108
      @obigbopper2108 5 лет назад +7

      Mauricejuhh15 uno reverse card

    • @River-Styxx
      @River-Styxx 5 лет назад +5

      What if global warming made it hotter so snakes grew big again

  • @prime5816
    @prime5816 6 лет назад +144

    If hollywood directors saw this video they would come with series of movies called titanoboa1 ... titanoboa awakening... titanoboa end of the world... titanoboa the end...

  • @danielchatshorror8539
    @danielchatshorror8539 4 года назад +14

    2020 can’t get any worse right?
    The news: Mandatory lockdown due to the return of the titanoboa 😨

  • @ungodly7042
    @ungodly7042 5 лет назад +855

    Title: What if the titanoboa snake didn’t go extict?
    Me: Then they’d still be alive today
    *roll credits*

    • @Torch-ph9jk
      @Torch-ph9jk 5 лет назад +9

      Noble X underrated comment

    • @omszy
      @omszy 5 лет назад +1

      Torch 1057 so true

    • @tridentfx2443
      @tridentfx2443 5 лет назад +2

      All this video and research based on a "what if"

    • @crvzperez8743
      @crvzperez8743 5 лет назад +4

      you should be a scientist with those epic facts

    • @user-uj2cq6rd8n
      @user-uj2cq6rd8n 5 лет назад

      Noble X now that's a logical answer lol😂😂

  • @depressedravensfansince2014
    @depressedravensfansince2014 6 лет назад +734

    *These Snakes are KD and Boogie's ancestors.*

    • @delloroverninjacomeatmefor6911
      @delloroverninjacomeatmefor6911 6 лет назад +2

      Bearboy193 What About Lebron Kyrie

    • @dominicboi6382
      @dominicboi6382 6 лет назад

      Betty Roberts rt

    • @lupemiranda5209
      @lupemiranda5209 6 лет назад

      😂 so true so true let us give a round of applause

    • @hollowdriller670
      @hollowdriller670 6 лет назад +2

      Daniel E Well Kyrie left the Cavs cause he was under LeBron’s shadow, so he knew he was trash so went onto a better team, and LeBron joined the Western Conference cause he knew the East was weak.
      This was a whole joke, LeBron and Kyrie are not snakes. hope you guys are heated from this comment.

    • @markiej55
      @markiej55 6 лет назад +1

      Lebron started them all

  • @laraparter
    @laraparter 6 лет назад +398

    I immediately thought of Kaa from the jungle book

    • @Equozo
      @Equozo 6 лет назад +2

      Lara Parter same

    • @rockystar904
      @rockystar904 6 лет назад

      Lara Parter same ✌🏻

    • @trinidycraft5522
      @trinidycraft5522 6 лет назад

      Omg I did too

    • @higeorge4060
      @higeorge4060 6 лет назад

      lol i thought of the basilik from harry potter or nagini

    • @laraparter
      @laraparter 6 лет назад

      Omg hi geoge that’s soo true

  • @destenyfeliciano7519
    @destenyfeliciano7519 5 лет назад +7

    Them:saying things about a snake
    Me in the back at school: move like a snake, like a 🐍

  • @DxRzYT
    @DxRzYT 6 лет назад +126

    _’What is scarier than a titanoboa snake?’_ *Maybe Me In The Morning*

    • @1fire130
      @1fire130 6 лет назад +2

      DxRz that was pretty funny she’s a good commentator

  • @moonpride9637
    @moonpride9637 5 лет назад +1232

    Girl: It is the biggest snake that ever lived....
    My ex best friend: hold my beer 👀

  • @Nadielumi
    @Nadielumi 6 лет назад +940

    Titanaboa went extinct because of climate change

    • @sppypp3606
      @sppypp3606 6 лет назад +2

      your right

    • @dangfatmyth76
      @dangfatmyth76 6 лет назад +21

      But if it didnt DUN DUN DUUUUN

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 6 лет назад +2

      Spp Ypp you’re

    • @209benny7
      @209benny7 6 лет назад +2

      @@dangfatmyth76 normie

    • @dizzywizard9771
      @dizzywizard9771 6 лет назад

      Anthropogenic + Climate Change = Nature + Human Intervention

  • @mimibee409
    @mimibee409 5 лет назад +17

    Q: what if the Titanoboa still existed
    A: lock yourself in a strong built house and never come out. Simple.

  • @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72
    @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 5 лет назад +387

    Speaker: if you wanna lure in a titanoboa, you can use crocodile, their main food source
    Nearby crocodile: NANi!?

    • @EdPaul-uc3ew
      @EdPaul-uc3ew 5 лет назад +6

      Titanoboa :- Omai wa mu shindeiru!

    • @exllin9788
      @exllin9788 5 лет назад +4

      Speaker:If you wanna lure in a titanaboa,you wanna use a crocodile the main food sourse.
      Nearby crocodile: *chuckle* Im in danger

  • @burntcamel3800
    @burntcamel3800 6 лет назад +705

    No this isn't scary
    Exam halls are scarier

  • @MrE_
    @MrE_ 6 лет назад +479

    Titanaboa reminds me of the giant worm from spongebob

    • @englishmancalledgavin5197
      @englishmancalledgavin5197 6 лет назад +11

      Mr.E but is it BIG, SCARY AND PINK
      Also it’s called the Alaskan bull worm

    • @_lezley_3772
      @_lezley_3772 6 лет назад +13

      THE ALASKAN BULL WORM
      I’ve been having very weird reoccurring dreams involving the Alaskan Bull Worm lately.....

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 6 лет назад

      @@_lezley_3772 HA ha yes!

    • @vaccchip4177
      @vaccchip4177 6 лет назад +2

      @@englishmancalledgavin5197 rip stephen

    • @idk-wk2jo
      @idk-wk2jo 6 лет назад

      Squidasuarus?

  • @rockcrush9688
    @rockcrush9688 4 года назад +7

    Titanoboa : Exists
    Coyote Peterson : I'm about to let this monster snake constrict me to death
    Camera man : Does it hurt ?

  • @TatoAV
    @TatoAV 6 лет назад +371

    0:45 looks faker than my friends saying that they will pay me back my $10

    • @Ms.MD7
      @Ms.MD7 6 лет назад +9

      Lmao so true

    • @wonder6860
      @wonder6860 6 лет назад +2

      True bro

    • @jordanasel3745
      @jordanasel3745 6 лет назад

      They aren’t fake

    • @Daabcs
      @Daabcs 6 лет назад +3

      Jordan Asel hes talking about the picture at 0:45

    • @Cheriez144
      @Cheriez144 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Godzillafinalwars-np1zd
    @Godzillafinalwars-np1zd 6 лет назад +4348

    What if Ghost Rider was real

    • @igol.d.luguno6991
      @igol.d.luguno6991 6 лет назад +107

      what if the marvel universe was real (comics only)

    • @darthseraphim369
      @darthseraphim369 6 лет назад +221

      Then all poiticians, government officials, corrupt police officers would be dead. World peace

    • @mikewarnke404
      @mikewarnke404 6 лет назад +8

      Godzilla 2020 final wars yes!

    • @commanderbear5503
      @commanderbear5503 6 лет назад +55

      Half the world or more would be dead because alot of selfish people and terrible people are out there.

    • @commanderbear5503
      @commanderbear5503 6 лет назад +3

      Junior brey. World peace would end, it would start at half our planet but everyone would think it's wrong and probably try to take a stand on ghost rider causing the life on earth to die out.

  • @lilroods9419
    @lilroods9419 6 лет назад +709

    No snake is bigger than Kevin durant

  • @supbrahimhammer.421
    @supbrahimhammer.421 3 года назад +1

    “But catching a titaniboa would not be easy. Navigating the difficult jungle terrain is needless to say difficult”
    Steve Irwin: hold my ginger beer

  • @Katrify97
    @Katrify97 6 лет назад +1096

    Titanoboas are super annoying in ARK
    jesus christ

    • @galactic3376
      @galactic3376 6 лет назад +7

      RIGHT

    • @arete4390
      @arete4390 6 лет назад +15

      was that a pun?

    • @rohithgowda3672
      @rohithgowda3672 6 лет назад

      xKantarinax ii jjanardhañj yuuubja

    • @Space_C0wb0y420
      @Space_C0wb0y420 6 лет назад +1

      For real

    • @MidnightPaprika
      @MidnightPaprika 6 лет назад +17

      Lord, I know. I just switched over to the Extinction map and spawned in right next to the swamp. 🙄

  • @brandleythecat4570
    @brandleythecat4570 6 лет назад +678

    Does this mean that global warming will cause snakes to grow larger?

    • @parit6972
      @parit6972 6 лет назад +13

      Jimin's Cat in the Summer Package 2017
      Yeah that was my question

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 6 лет назад +41

      Jimin's Cat in the Summer Package 2017 lol bYe nigga

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 6 лет назад +53

      Don’t forget the potential for nuclear and chemical warfare that could significantly effect and mutate environments of the earth and its inhabitants over several years.

    • @juhipatel7176
      @juhipatel7176 6 лет назад +7

      Jimin's Cat in the Summer Package 2017 THAT WAS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT. THANK GOD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT😂

    • @markleeswatermelon7408
      @markleeswatermelon7408 6 лет назад +10

      Hey ARMYYYYYYY

  • @Beckwourth
    @Beckwourth 6 лет назад +912

    They actually went peacefully due to the climate change getting more colder they just went in a deep state of sleep to never woke up again you can tell because the Titan Boa was completely intact so it was the one who hunt and not get hunted on. Now all snakelings are so small they get hunted on by birds,humans,crocs all that

    • @DesignNation_
      @DesignNation_ 6 лет назад +17

      The global flood killed everything that profs the global flood. Do not play with God because the asteroid could not have killed everything the world is big.

    • @xoxoleidyj9085
      @xoxoleidyj9085 6 лет назад +36

      This oddly makes me feel good that they didn’t suffer..

    • @hephaestus6365
      @hephaestus6365 6 лет назад +2

      They didn't find an intact skeleton (that photo is fake). They found a single fossil and measured from there.

    • @xoxoleidyj9085
      @xoxoleidyj9085 6 лет назад

      Cjr whattt? So we don’t even know if the bomba was that big?

    • @thatwritingguylol
      @thatwritingguylol 6 лет назад +4

      Harpy Eagle What...?