ColeVecsion It really does feel like one person wanted to make a comedy, but another person wanted to make a horror movie. So you get a confused mess that has no idea what it wants to be.
***** It's not too bad. It's just a clip of a goblin/goblin-like creature blowing a horn. It's from a movie that Phelous reviewed that had a scene where someone is found guilty of rape and that goblin blows a horn at the side of the court.
I remember getting terrified over the cat scene with this movie. I was just a little kid channel surfing and saw THAT. I still can't watch it even when I know it's stupid
Don't feel too bad... I ran across that scene as a kid, too, and even for how fake looking and over the top it was, it still bothered me. I think it's because it was so over the top, I can't stand seeing scenes where they show the animal, or it's stand-in puppet being harmed. The same point can be made just as effectively by showing it's missing, or with an implication.
+Nightpony inRface I felt more bad for Cujo than anything...he's just a dog who otherwise is pretty nice but gets rabies and is in agony. Could be that I read the book before seeing the movie and much of it is from Cujo's perspective so I had a bit more of a connection to the poor dog. I just wanted him to get better more than die though.
If he only realized the brake wasn't working until he was out of town heading toward a truck I don't think he needs the dog's help to get himself killed
Does anybody realize this movie is like a mind fuck to the head? I mean in a way that the female protagonist wanted to take care of a mutant dog who raped another dog, swallowed a cat whole, pissed acid on the boyfriend and in the end she is so sad the dog died. Seriously that is the type of thought I had when Phelous reviewed this thus I never seen it but still this movie just looks like one of those WTF kind of movies did I watch?
I find it quite hilarious that they proved in a movie that a dog can be sexually harassed I am thinking that is not physically possible so I call bullshit lol
I'm already 7 minutes in and laughing a lot. I kinda wish the dog was really saying these things in the funny dog voice in the movie so it'd be part wacky talking dog movie and part serious. It'd be an amazing movie that way
Clearly the acid piss, extendable claws, and chameleon abilities came from the raptor DNA. You know, because Max is essentially the Indomitous REX of this movie, eh? EH? I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.Also, the unnecessary rape horn still blew in my heart during this review... wait, no, I should rephrase that. Too bad I’m not going to.
Please tell me you're knowingly making a reference to the film "The Uninvited." The film about an evil cat living inside another, slightly nicer cat. Because that movie crossing over with this one would be AMAZING
Those cops had every reason to get scared when Lance Henriksen's character freaked out. Nothing's more dangerous than Lance Henriksen when he's let off his leash! Haven't you ever seen Tron: Uprising?
@@lunaticchannel2518 indoraptor is kinda cooler cause he's an imperfect copy, which makes him much more like a traditional horror monster with how you can see stuff like scales flaking off and all.
Fun fact about this movie: it's from the director of Child's Play 2. 0:39- Uh, Phelous, I think you got the film genres switched. =P 4:35- Face it, breakfast is ruined. 7:36- Oh hai, profile picture. You look so sexy today, ha? 9:24- Thank god Lupa reviewed Heidi 4-Paws so I can get that joke. The use of the Bulk and Skull theme fits perfectly with the dopey dog catchers. 11:55- And that's why dogs chase cats. =D 13:52- The dog rape scene is so shocking, even the Rape Horn guy was scared enough not to blow said horn. 22:49- I love it whenever Phelous get angry at the music HE PUT IN.
*Processes the information* "You are tearing me apart John Lafia... Oh hai SpeedyEric1." "Chicken Rape Horn Guy, you just too chicken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeueeeh."
The film WAS going for the comedy route, but it didn't make the animals talk. If the dog could speak, though, it would probably say something like what Phelous was saying.
If you want to make a killer dog, why do you take the cuddliest, cutest and most adoreble one you can find? I mean, was there no Dobermans trained for stunts in movies to find just then or what?
Maybe it’s the same logic as this dialogue exchange from “The Big Bang Theory”: Sheldon: I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas. Howard: What a sick use of science. Raj: Hey, as long as the baby's healthy. Amy: I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals. Leonard: Hippos are the deadliest creature. A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass. Howard: Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles. Sheldon: Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.
What was that thing encased in glass? 12:10 WTF?! Now I'm glad I never saw this movie because I like cats, and I don't like movies that shows a cat being harmed.
+craig l Usually I agree, but have you completely glossed over the fact that this particular dog killed several people, pissed acid on a dude's face after already trying to murder him, threatened a little kid, swallowed a cat whole, and raped another dog?
So I'm not sure if anyone else felt this way, but I'm a HUGE dog person, so when they first revealed what Max looks like, I was way too distracted by how adorable he was to listen to the plot or, whatever the renegade reporter was talking about. I mean, look at him! He's soooooooooooo cute!
It should have been a Rottweiler, Tibetan mastiffs are not nearly as intimidating. Then again this movie didn't seem to know what it wanted to be, the marketing portrayed it as a super scary evil dog movie but then you watch it and.........well wtf
I guess the idea was doing what Cujo did, taking a cuddly dog breed (St. Bernard) and making it a murderous beast. Cujo did it better obviously, but still. But personally I kinda disagree, if you look up on Google there are some scary-ass images of furious Tibetan Mastiffs, they really are lion-like.
I think Max looks a little cuddlier then most Tibetan Mastiffs because he's shaved and he also might be a mix because he seems a bit small, not by a lot but kinda short. Also DeepEye1994 I'd say more Dire wolf then lion.
Speaking on the dog rape scene, I am shocked by the lack of "rape horn" to follow that scene. Yeah, it's a tired gag but it is just perfect for what I just saw.
+Conqueror714 I think it probably would have worked just as well, had he used the Troll 3 clip in a similar manner as in the animated Jekyll and Hyde review, only Phelous actually does not let it continue after stopping it midway. Even so, I always assumed that the “rape horn” gag was specifically created by Phelous to mock movies for throwing the serious subject of rape into their narratives completely out of nowhere in such an inappropriate/awkward/tasteless way. So using that Troll 3 clip might still work.
Mark Cobuzzi Yeah that’s actually the reason why I think the rape horn gag should of been used. Just like for other inappropriate attempts at a rape gag like carrot rape or screwdriver rape or To Boldly Flee . . . fuck, I shouldn’t have mentioned that.
+BigK13372 I actually forgot most of “To Boldly Flee” over the years, but then with the whole controversy coming up with the Google Doc, I found out exactly what you were talking about. WTF!
Why the hell is "comedy" tagged to this film?!! There's nothing funny about it at all! I don't want to meet the kind of people who find Cats getting eaten alive & sweet Dogs getting raped by bigger nastier Dogs "funny".
From what I can tell Max is a Tibetan mastiff which look more like dire wolves than real wolves, they really are pretty scary when they aren't shaved like Max is. So enjoy that pointless bit of info.
Damn, if they'd actually made a sequel, they could have cashed in on that stupid Air Buddies series and just had a hoard of puppies rampaging through a city. five-star opportunity, missed!
I've seen and read Cujo. I have made my way through several books of both King and Koontz. This is one of the most disturbing things I have seen in a while -including 'I piss on your grave'. Just...unsettling.
Eh, at least Lance Henriksen always picks horror and science fiction as movies he stars in, even if he's in a bad movie at least he has a consistent tone and genres. What someone shameless? Christopher Lloyd. Go look up his IMDb page. My fucking god has he accepted to be in so many turds for a paycheck. Malcolm McDowell also went from Alex from "A Clockwork Orange" to rubbish like that "Fist of the North Star" live action movie, Tank Girl, Milk Money and the fucking Mr Magoo film. And even Robert De Niro and Anthony Hopkins said yes to a lot of shit that makes you cry "You were Taxi Driver and Hannibal Lecter, what the fuck are you doing?!?"
@@DeepEye1994 have you seen Jaws 4: The Revenge? It has Michael Caine in it, in a role he has admitted several times that he took only for the paycheck, which he used to build a nice house. You can tell because he clearly doesn’t give a 💩 about anything going on in the film, and there’s actually a scene where Jaws tries to attack him and his reaction is just a casual “Oh 💩”. And it’s because he was still filming his scenes that he wasn’t able to accept his first Academy Award in person.
To be fair, animal control is part of our local police department. It wouldn't surprise me if they listen to the same feed as the normal police. And given the fact anyone in my area can pick up a scanner and listen in as well, even if they weren't issued the ability to listen in, they probably still could.
*gasp* Phelous was possessed the whole time 🤣 Good to know where the profile picture is from😎 Also love the voice you gave the dog😜and the slapstick reactions 🤣 9.9.22
"Maybe we better have another visit." 10:04 The line is written across the top of the file! Was it too complicated to memorize? Although it does say "Maybe we should have another visit." so maybe it was. Kinda' surprised Phelous didn't comment on that.
This movie pushes the idea that cats and dogs, being natural enemies, that the dog will always beat the cat (and in this case swallow it whole), while in real life, cats beat the fuck out dogs and claw their eyes open if they piss them off, or do I need to link the video of the cat saving the little boy from a dog?
This was my reaction: "Well, now they're doing a love scene between the-- oh, I guess she's shy. Wait... now he's following her. And barging into her room. What the hell? No, no they're not going the-- OH MY GOD!!!!
I couldn't say for sure because I have not seen it myself, but I have a thought based on your review. Perhaps they were trying to go for a dark humor comedy, much like Little Shop of Horrors (with the original, funny, oh my gosh ending).
Fun Fact for all of you people that didnt know but those who have seen the movie Friday, there was a scene where the dad was watching the TV and that movie was playing at the part with the mailman getting killed by the dog
The definitive example of the bad movie 'designated hero/heroine' trope. Ally Sheedy's reporter character ILLEGALLY broken into the lab, STOLE the killer dog, concealed it from the police against the wishes of her boyfriend who is later horribly killed by it, and let it go on a rampage, but the film only blames its generic mad scientist.
Okay so a dog made of spliced genes from various animals, including a snake, and is able to swallow other animals whole. .....you know I think I just found the movie that inspired Nightstalkers from Fallout New Vegas, which are basically half-coyotes half-rattlesnakes that swallow their prety whole. Although Nightstalkers are less ridiculous than the dog in this movie. And at least Nightstalkers never raped anything, to my knowledge, at least.
What the fuck is with the tone of this movie? it's like they hired a sociopath to make a family movie about a dog
ColeVecsion It really does feel like one person wanted to make a comedy, but another person wanted to make a horror movie. So you get a confused mess that has no idea what it wants to be.
Is that a....bad thing?
+TheDreReichDude Ikr I'm gonna watch wargames and short circuit you know better ally sheedy movies.
They hired Laurence Guterman.
It's like I made this
Shows a robotic Rottweiler on the front cover. Has a non-robotic Tibetan mastiff in the movie.
Someone fire that movie cover artist.
I agree. And I hate when movie cover artists does that.
Cat swallowing and dog rape...
That's um...
I... I got nothing.
Zucca Xerfantes well at least the dog didn't rape the woman....
Nah they saved that for the sequel which never got made
This movie doesn't really scare me all that much. Because we all know that dogs don't really exist.
Of course dogs don't exist! Everyone knows that! Now Santa Claus on the other hand...
just like scissors! wait...if scissors don't exist, how did I cut out this newspaper article...?
David Spring with ya fingaz ✌duh
A dog is not in the house presently. A dog is not in the house presently...
David Spring it can't be...
Dog rape?
A dog swallowing a cat whole?
A dog pissing on someone's face?
I really can't escape deviantart.
On what part of DeviantArt did you go? O.o
lol XD
CrazyRiverOtter I don't think deviantART allows piss or rape
Ebbi the Tigress you'd be surprised what gets under the radar
Deckard Malnek - Well, we never saw the money shot, and considering he pees acid, there's no telling what his splooge does.
Wait, that was the actual music in the dog rape scene?! I thought Phelous had added it!
Have u seen Media Hunters review?
+superchief86 Puppy Love. Its an old song. Donny Osmond sang it when he was a kid.
I laughed my ass off when Phelous started playing the Bulk & Skull music over the dogcatchers
I can't never listen to the Puppy Love song the same way again.
Also, Phelous forgot to show the Rape Horn clip.
What Rape Horn clip? Actually...I'm not sure I want to know.
***** It's not too bad. It's just a clip of a goblin/goblin-like creature blowing a horn.
It's from a movie that Phelous reviewed that had a scene where someone is found guilty of rape and that goblin blows a horn at the side of the court.
Fubukio The Other Troll 3 Review.
Christian Cole Yeah, I didn't remember the name of that movie, nor did I bothered to search it. That review was pretty boring.
@@Fubukio That one horn clip is all I remember from that review.
I don't know why Phelous falling down off camera always makes me laugh.
Nagoragama Gotta love it when an internet reviewer does his own stunts.
@@SpeedyEric1 indeed
As much of a cat-lover as I am, I just couldn't stop laughing when Max ate the cat.
Vocal apparently they really put the cat inside the animatronic mouth...
@@leplancoop8584 Explains the screaming. I hope it actually wasn't harmed and just wasn't enjoying itself.
And that voiceover tho-
I cant make my hearts stop pounding it shit actually scaring me this type of stuff scares the hell out of me
I remember getting terrified over the cat scene with this movie. I was just a little kid channel surfing and saw THAT. I still can't watch it even when I know it's stupid
Don't feel too bad... I ran across that scene as a kid, too, and even for how fake looking and over the top it was, it still bothered me. I think it's because it was so over the top, I can't stand seeing scenes where they show the animal, or it's stand-in puppet being harmed. The same point can be made just as effectively by showing it's missing, or with an implication.
It's something unsettling about that scene and even knowing it's fake, it just bothers me. No scares, just scars...
That dog swallowed an entire cat like a freaking python. That’s pretty goofy
I've never wanted the dog in a movie to die before
Kiki Yuyu ever seen Cujo?
Nightpony inRface No but I heard of it. If I do watch it I guess it will be the second time I've wanted that.
+Nightpony inRface I felt more bad for Cujo than anything...he's just a dog who otherwise is pretty nice but gets rabies and is in agony. Could be that I read the book before seeing the movie and much of it is from Cujo's perspective so I had a bit more of a connection to the poor dog. I just wanted him to get better more than die though.
It's because of Cujo's pain that I wanted him to die, there's no cure for rabies and no way around it.
Can't fix that, better off dead.
TheDreReichDude Eyyyyyyy, someone caught that reference.
If he only realized the brake wasn't working until he was out of town heading toward a truck I don't think he needs the dog's help to get himself killed
Can we get a cut of this movie where Phelous actually plays the dog's voice?
Does anybody realize this movie is like a mind fuck to the head? I mean in a way that the female protagonist wanted to take care of a mutant dog who raped another dog, swallowed a cat whole, pissed acid on the boyfriend and in the end she is so sad the dog died. Seriously that is the type of thought I had when Phelous reviewed this thus I never seen it but still this movie just looks like one of those WTF kind of movies did I watch?
+952shadowman but he's cute little doggy its not his fault he was made that way daaaaw he peed on the mean man lol yes the movie is fucked xD
I guess its one of those you got to see it to believe it type of movies lol
yep...i can't believe its that crazy XD
I find it quite hilarious that they proved in a movie that a dog can be sexually harassed I am thinking that is not physically possible so I call bullshit lol
My husband's grandma LOVES animals so I could see her being the person who would cry over the killer rapist dog.
I'm already 7 minutes in and laughing a lot. I kinda wish the dog was really saying these things in the funny dog voice in the movie so it'd be part wacky talking dog movie and part serious. It'd be an amazing movie that way
Now I know where his profile picture comes from.
i wonder if he will ever change it
Incidentally this was his first review i saw of his
And he had this picture all the way back then too even
Don't tell me it's the same way you got your profile picture I doubt you're responding because this comment was 5 years ago
@@Sammy_the_best_there_ever_was Does anyone change there RUclips photo from the first time they set it up?
@@IrishMan441 not normally
Whenever you do the voice for the dog, you make it sound like the dog's turning into Yogi Bear.
PKMN37 heya boo boo, watch me swallow this cat hole , pick nick baskets aren't cutting it anymore
I was picturing David Strassman's Ted E but that also makes sense. I guess that's where he got Ted E's voice from.
I wonder where Phelan's profile picture came from....
WE'LL NEVER KNOW
Clearly the acid piss, extendable claws, and chameleon abilities came from the raptor DNA. You know, because Max is essentially the Indomitous REX of this movie, eh? EH?
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.Also, the unnecessary rape horn still blew in my heart during this review... wait, no, I should rephrase that. Too bad I’m not going to.
Now I'm gonna make a movie about a genetically engineered super cat and then we can have a crossover.
That be pretty cool. Like it would have the DNA of every living cat and have they're abilities
Awesome
Super dog vs mega cat in the petiverse
Is Asylum going to be the studio you film it in?
Please tell me you're knowingly making a reference to the film "The Uninvited." The film about an evil cat living inside another, slightly nicer cat. Because that movie crossing over with this one would be AMAZING
Now we know where your RUclips profile picture comes from.
Kurtis Stryker No one Cares about your Opinion Stryker! XP
But really nodody cares
I do
Those cops had every reason to get scared when Lance Henriksen's character freaked out. Nothing's more dangerous than Lance Henriksen when he's let off his leash!
Haven't you ever seen Tron: Uprising?
Tron uprising was 2013
Max was part Xenomorph. That explains the acid piss... Sort of.
But how did they get the Xenomorph DNA?
Maybe they had DNA collecting surveillance drones on loan from Dr. Gero?
Bishop brought it back with him, duh?
The piss is from the DNA of a bombardier beetle, which sprays a acid liquid from its ass as a defense mechanism.
Holy shit, I've just worked out *what* exactly Max was engineered for!
He was the prototype for Inderpitus Rex!
I just thought the same thing XD
Ally Sheedy, so she plays the same character she played in Short Circuit, and Johnny 5 is replaced by a killer genetically engineered Rottweiler.
And Breakfast Club
where exactly did they get the dna of a xenomorph?
Chad Riggs Well since Bishop owns the company...or maybe he’s supposed to be Weyland?
Phelan and Allison's "intense dog" voices are some of the funniest things on the internet.
So Max is basically the "Indominus Rex" of killer dogs.
I don't remember the scene where the Indominus Rex rapes the T-Rex or pisses on Chris Pratt's face though.
MAX Power !!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, that movie sucked too
Tareltonlives I love Jurassic World, The Indominus Rex is basically cool but the Indoraptor is creepily awesome.
@@lunaticchannel2518 indoraptor is kinda cooler cause he's an imperfect copy, which makes him much more like a traditional horror monster with how you can see stuff like scales flaking off and all.
I love how Max is voiced by Yogi Bear in this review.
I'm smarter than thr average dog!
(bites throat)
Dog rape, just what Beethoven was missing.
One would think Yellow Eyes would love an evil killer dog but apparently even demons have to cross the line at dog rape
I think you mean "draw the line" because "cross the line" would refer to violating the standard.
Even the Phelous redo was better than the actual scene. At least the chihuahua seemed to like the sentient brain-dog.
I'm surprised the cat couldn't get out of the mouth of that dog puppet!
Fun fact about this movie: it's from the director of Child's Play 2.
0:39- Uh, Phelous, I think you got the film genres switched. =P
4:35- Face it, breakfast is ruined.
7:36- Oh hai, profile picture. You look so sexy today, ha?
9:24- Thank god Lupa reviewed Heidi 4-Paws so I can get that joke.
The use of the Bulk and Skull theme fits perfectly with the dopey dog catchers.
11:55- And that's why dogs chase cats. =D
13:52- The dog rape scene is so shocking, even the Rape Horn guy was scared enough not to blow said horn.
22:49- I love it whenever Phelous get angry at the music HE PUT IN.
*Processes the information*
"You are tearing me apart John Lafia... Oh hai SpeedyEric1."
"Chicken Rape Horn Guy, you just too chicken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeueeeh."
13:20 If we learn nothing else from this film, it's that "woof" means "no."
I demand Man's Best Friend 2, featuring a talking Max Junior, with the voice of Phelan Porteous.
I watched this movie when I was 12. At 14, I created my first Deviantart account. Coincidence? Eh, probably.... but I can't prove it.
9:53
The people who made this probably watched Last House on the Left, and decided "yeah, let's add stupid comic relief characters to a horror plot".
So THAT'S why his channel icon looks the way it is. Neat!
I think Phelous' Max dialogue would make this movie a little funnier if it was really going for the comedy route.
The film WAS going for the comedy route, but it didn't make the animals talk. If the dog could speak, though, it would probably say something like what Phelous was saying.
And it would still be a shit film with Dog Rape.
Did you watch this review all the way to 24:45? Phelous does his own "dog rape" scene and then says "now I'm no better than the movie."
As a cat lover, seeing that poor cat get swallowed whole made me burst into horrified tears. No joke. Dx
"YELLOWEYES IS A DEMON IN THE SACK! (SAM TOLD ME THAT)"
I DIED. THANK YOU PHELOUS.
If you want to make a killer dog, why do you take the cuddliest, cutest and most adoreble one you can find? I mean, was there no Dobermans trained for stunts in movies to find just then or what?
Maybe it’s the same logic as this dialogue exchange from “The Big Bang Theory”:
Sheldon: I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas.
Howard: What a sick use of science.
Raj: Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.
Amy: I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.
Leonard: Hippos are the deadliest creature. A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.
Howard: Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles.
Sheldon: Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.
19:42 So this is what Krypto would do without Superman as his owner, my age old question has been answered.
Um well...at least the dog was a good actor.
What was that thing encased in glass?
12:10 WTF?! Now I'm glad I never saw this movie because I like cats, and I don't like movies that shows a cat being harmed.
Me too but trust me, Elves is worse.
What happens in Elves?
In that case, don't watch "Christmas Vacation". XD
I feel the same way, but I laughed my ass off when I saw those effects
Monster Hunter 754 Yeah, this looks too ridiculous to be upsetting... Still creepy in a way but too laughable to feel bad about it.
No, BAD DOG. DON'T RAPE, that's very BAD!!!😠😭☝️
DAMN IT FRANK WELKER. WHY!? WHHHHHHY?!
And something tells me they were trying to parody the whole killer animal horror movie series but....yeah.
the dog killed her bf.... yellow eyes, why is she trying to protect the dog again? also it's her fault bishop got electricuted!!
People protect killer animals all the time.
If a dog kills a baby, people get upset that they have to get rid of the dog
She did try getting rid of it.
phelous: Lupa turn my review inhibitors off.
lupa: no.
phelous: here comes phelan the reviewer *eyes glow red*
Paul Hensley explain please?
Looks like I have to cross of dog rape from the list of things I never wanted to see in this regeneration. 'sigh'
The Sonata avatar just makes this comment funnier.
Never have I been so happy to see a dog die in a movie @_@
+craig l Usually I agree, but have you completely glossed over the fact that this particular dog killed several people, pissed acid on a dude's face after already trying to murder him, threatened a little kid, swallowed a cat whole, and raped another dog?
@@sonadowfangirl30869 pretty sure the sex was consensual.
Now we know where the creators of Jurassic World came up with the idea of the Indominus Rex. Max of course.
So I'm not sure if anyone else felt this way, but I'm a HUGE dog person, so when they first revealed what Max looks like, I was way too distracted by how adorable he was to listen to the plot or, whatever the renegade reporter was talking about. I mean, look at him! He's soooooooooooo cute!
Yup. A big pupper
I know it's supposed to be intimidating and all but awwwww look at the good boye! I hope he got lots of treats for those stunts.
And I bet you he looks so cute because of this movie's conflicting tone lol. But yeah, he's just such a goofy pupper having the time of his life.
It should have been a Rottweiler, Tibetan mastiffs are not nearly as intimidating. Then again this movie didn't seem to know what it wanted to be, the marketing portrayed it as a super scary evil dog movie but then you watch it and.........well wtf
I guess the idea was doing what Cujo did, taking a cuddly dog breed (St. Bernard) and making it a murderous beast. Cujo did it better obviously, but still.
But personally I kinda disagree, if you look up on Google there are some scary-ass images of furious Tibetan Mastiffs, they really are lion-like.
I think Max looks a little cuddlier then most Tibetan Mastiffs because he's shaved and he also might be a mix because he seems a bit small, not by a lot but kinda short. Also DeepEye1994 I'd say more Dire wolf then lion.
Tibetan mastiffs are cuties.
No animals were hurt in the making of this production.
RIGHT??
*cough
The cat was hurt while going down the dog-puppet's throat. Look at the cat's expression, it was very unhappy with the situation.
I like the voice you gave Max, Phelous!😂🤣
Speaking on the dog rape scene, I am shocked by the lack of "rape horn" to follow that scene.
Yeah, it's a tired gag but it is just perfect for what I just saw.
The scene was already tastelessly lighthearted. Phelous reacted exactly how he should have for that scene.
+Conqueror714
I think it probably would have worked just as well, had he used the Troll 3 clip in a similar manner as in the animated Jekyll and Hyde review, only Phelous actually does not let it continue after stopping it midway.
Even so, I always assumed that the “rape horn” gag was specifically created by Phelous to mock movies for throwing the serious subject of rape into their narratives completely out of nowhere in such an inappropriate/awkward/tasteless way. So using that Troll 3 clip might still work.
Mark Cobuzzi Yeah that’s actually the reason why I think the rape horn gag should of been used. Just like for other inappropriate attempts at a rape gag like carrot rape or screwdriver rape or To Boldly Flee . . . fuck, I shouldn’t have mentioned that.
+BigK13372
I actually forgot most of “To Boldly Flee” over the years, but then with the whole controversy coming up with the Google Doc, I found out exactly what you were talking about. WTF!
And this is your Cujo made by a stoned teenager.
I love the Bulk and Skull music, mostly cause I enjoyed Bulk and Skull and associate that joy with that music.
So that’s the name of the music-
Why the hell is "comedy" tagged to this film?!! There's nothing funny about it at all!
I don't want to meet the kind of people who find Cats getting eaten alive & sweet Dogs getting raped by bigger nastier Dogs "funny".
Same.
Dark humor.
But rape is funny!! That's why Brock Turner only get 6 months
why did you bring him up and not the women that get 0 months?
90s Horror movies seem to have this problem in general.
7:36 nice profile pic.
Does anyone else think Phelous should do movie commentaries on DVDs?
Just me?
thenetisslow yes
I'd like it as an option.
Me!🤩
From what I can tell Max is a Tibetan mastiff which look more like dire wolves than real wolves, they really are pretty scary when they aren't shaved like Max is. So enjoy that pointless bit of info.
Damn, if they'd actually made a sequel, they could have cashed in on that stupid Air Buddies series and just had a hoard of puppies rampaging through a city. five-star opportunity, missed!
This movie looks better than I remember it being. It actually made me chuckle a few times.
I've seen and read Cujo. I have made my way through several books of both King and Koontz. This is one of the most disturbing things I have seen in a while -including 'I piss on your grave'. Just...unsettling.
"Here we have a rare, extinct --"
Yeah, look at the awful things they're doing to this fossil, the poor thing
I will say Max is the most adorable murder-dog I've seen.
Number 5... Is alive!
We need a remake of this. I'm horrified that I am laughing so hard. Plus this was the movie they playing on Friday, "It's your ass, Mr. Mailman."
what won't Henriksen do for a paycheck?
He's up there with Ben Kingsley.
Eh, at least Lance Henriksen always picks horror and science fiction as movies he stars in, even if he's in a bad movie at least he has a consistent tone and genres.
What someone shameless? Christopher Lloyd. Go look up his IMDb page. My fucking god has he accepted to be in so many turds for a paycheck.
Malcolm McDowell also went from Alex from "A Clockwork Orange" to rubbish like that "Fist of the North Star" live action movie, Tank Girl, Milk Money and the fucking Mr Magoo film.
And even Robert De Niro and Anthony Hopkins said yes to a lot of shit that makes you cry "You were Taxi Driver and Hannibal Lecter, what the fuck are you doing?!?"
Udo Kier is another one that will say yes to anything.
@@DeepEye1994 have you seen Jaws 4: The Revenge? It has Michael Caine in it, in a role he has admitted several times that he took only for the paycheck, which he used to build a nice house. You can tell because he clearly doesn’t give a 💩 about anything going on in the film, and there’s actually a scene where Jaws tries to attack him and his reaction is just a casual “Oh 💩”. And it’s because he was still filming his scenes that he wasn’t able to accept his first Academy Award in person.
To be fair, animal control is part of our local police department. It wouldn't surprise me if they listen to the same feed as the normal police. And given the fact anyone in my area can pick up a scanner and listen in as well, even if they weren't issued the ability to listen in, they probably still could.
*gasp* Phelous was possessed the whole time 🤣
Good to know where the profile picture is from😎
Also love the voice you gave the dog😜and the slapstick reactions 🤣
9.9.22
11:38 Oh God, the timing of the music is actually _horrifying_.
I don't like this movie, because I love dogs too much.
this movie needs to be released in I-Max
LOL
Not gonna lie. The Dog who was Max was cute.
"Maybe we better have another visit."
10:04 The line is written across the top of the file! Was it too complicated to memorize? Although it does say "Maybe we should have another visit." so maybe it was.
Kinda' surprised Phelous didn't comment on that.
This movie pushes the idea that cats and dogs, being natural enemies, that the dog will always beat the cat (and in this case swallow it whole), while in real life, cats beat the fuck out dogs and claw their eyes open if they piss them off, or do I need to link the video of the cat saving the little boy from a dog?
Cats are more predatory than dogs. None of my dogs try to kill things but most of my cats have killed. Dogs are more vulnerable.
The story was pretty grounded until Max cut the break lines before evolving to get fingers.
me seeing the dog stalking the other dog through it's house: no he's no going no stop that doggy. ah bad touch bad touch
This was my reaction: "Well, now they're doing a love scene between the-- oh, I guess she's shy. Wait... now he's following her. And barging into her room. What the hell? No, no they're not going the-- OH MY GOD!!!!
I want some sweet android milk on my lucky charms.
lapytop don't we sll
I couldn't say for sure because I have not seen it myself, but I have a thought based on your review. Perhaps they were trying to go for a dark humor comedy, much like Little Shop of Horrors (with the original, funny, oh my gosh ending).
" It's your assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss mister postmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan !"
R.I.P. John Witherspoon 😫🥀
I love this review, but I have to skip the bits involving the cat being eaten. Can't handle it.
Are you a meat eater?
Yes. But I have a cat, ad I love my cat, so seeing one get eaten is a huge no-no for me.
Fun Fact for all of you people that didnt know but those who have seen the movie Friday, there was a scene where the dad was watching the TV and that movie was playing at the part with the mailman getting killed by the dog
You can't piss on hospitality... I won't allow it!
The thumb nail for your video looks like a monstrous version of Megaman's dog Rush.
If you remember, Beethoven featured David Duchovny better known as Mulder in X-Files, so this kinda makes sense.
Moment, is this Jurassic World with a dog instead of an I-Rex?
"This will give the parent's nightmares."
Mario Quade yep. The dog just is really attached to a girl. So it would be like the I Rex imprinting on Chris Pratt.
This film was in Friday (1995).
The definitive example of the bad movie 'designated hero/heroine' trope. Ally Sheedy's reporter character ILLEGALLY broken into the lab, STOLE the killer dog, concealed it from the police against the wishes of her boyfriend who is later horribly killed by it, and let it go on a rampage, but the film only blames its generic mad scientist.
this movie is disgusting!!
10:47 Phelous...what is that thing? Really, what is it? And where can I get one? XD
Okay so a dog made of spliced genes from various animals, including a snake, and is able to swallow other animals whole.
.....you know I think I just found the movie that inspired Nightstalkers from Fallout New Vegas, which are basically half-coyotes half-rattlesnakes that swallow their prety whole. Although Nightstalkers are less ridiculous than the dog in this movie. And at least Nightstalkers never raped anything, to my knowledge, at least.
God dammit William Sanderson, you were in Blade Runner!
That movie....I'm still as speechless as I was back when I saw this review on your website. :D
I know in steel we had the worlds dumbest criminals but those have to the dumbest dog catchers in cinematic history
11:57 Phelous.exe is unoperational PLZ insert plot.