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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @anguishedcarpet
    @anguishedcarpet 3 года назад +167

    calling shane pedobear has aged rather gracefully lmao

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 года назад +21

      Yeah hence why I called it ‘unintentional foreshadowing’

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable Год назад +15

      Shane Dawson is the real horror icon in this film, not Smiley

  • @Zarastro54
    @Zarastro54 9 лет назад +296

    1.) Did they really expect to make a phrase as dumb as "I did it for the lulz" scary/intimidating?
    2.) Why are children in movies always either written like adults or soleless exposition machines? That little girl said those lines so over the top creepily that it was almost funny.
    3.) So they just give a big "F U" to the audience by saving the actual monster killer for the end and also in the process throwing all the plot out the window leaving more holes than swiss cheese as to why the real Smiley just suddenly shows up at the end. Also we got these totally unintimidating smiley masks throughout the movie that looks like they have blown up bar codes on them.
    4.) So all these hackers/pranksters (?) are such total sociopaths that they all laugh and cheer at causing a girl to kill her self and splatting her head on the pavement? That's just... ridiculously dumb.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 8 лет назад +29

      >>4.) So all these hackers/pranksters (?) are such total sociopaths that they all laugh and cheer at causing a girl to kill her self and splatting her head on the pavement? That's just... ridiculously dumb. Well, that does mean they pegged 4channers correctly.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 лет назад +10

      Simon Leary Yeah, but the people on 4Chan seems to be more talk than brawn, though... Or brains!

    • @19̛́99̸-l5b
      @19̛́99̸-l5b 6 лет назад +2

      welp, i don't need to post a comment anymore

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 6 лет назад +2

      That is the new generation of nerds.... jerk offs and assholes. Just like they are in the internet they are in real life really. >_> There is no hope for humanity.

    • @bardia-mn4vz
      @bardia-mn4vz 6 лет назад +6

      2) childrren in mostly are written like they are dumb and do stupid things so that the main character be in a more dangerous situation that if the child wasn't there never would have happened

  • @BalloonSage
    @BalloonSage 3 года назад +90

    This episode is a masterpiece. I literally watch it every night as I am going to bed. Phelous is the greatest thing that ever came out of the whole ThatGuyWithTheGlasses entertainment collective.

  • @BronzeBoy520
    @BronzeBoy520 9 лет назад +211

    Moral of the story: All your friends are awful people.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 6 лет назад +4

      College friends aren't real friends. >_>

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide 5 лет назад +12

      @@LadyCoyKoi the best friends I made were in college and we're still friends today. High school, on the other hand...

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 4 года назад +7

      That, and if the police are more focussed on internet video freak-outs, than taking possible murder cases seriously and doing something about it... You might want to move to a new town.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 3 года назад

      Would they be on par with or worse than the main characters in the _Cabin Fever_ remake?

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 года назад +4

      @@LadyCoyKoi that’s a American thing😅

  • @Resstarr
    @Resstarr 9 лет назад +607

    Can't wait for the eventual horror movie where memes are killing people

    • @TheNumnutRandomness
      @TheNumnutRandomness 9 лет назад +103

      Resstarr Coming Soon. 2017
      doge: "Wow. So scare. Much killing."

    • @jaymc2112
      @jaymc2112 9 лет назад +17

      Resstarr If there was a Pixels movie, you better damn believe there's going to be a killer memes movie right around the corner. GUARANTEED

    • @discolives79ify
      @discolives79ify 9 лет назад +21

      +jaymc2112 30 years later, when hack studios are trying to capitalize on 2010s nostalgia.

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 9 лет назад +11

      Resstarr I'm sure one of the kills is related to Frying the Coke.

    • @discolives79ify
      @discolives79ify 9 лет назад

      SpeedyEric1 Doug, is that you?

  • @shenloken2
    @shenloken2 4 года назад +79

    “The only police I call are the RUclips police!”
    “But they don’t help at all!!”
    Truer today than it ever has been.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 года назад +7

      Pretty much. They’re useless when you report comments and spam😅

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад

      EGZAKTLEE

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 11 месяцев назад

      @@gracekim1998 Or blatent grifts/harassment campaigns by reactionary losers, even.

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 8 месяцев назад

      @@gracekim1998 While paradoxically allow certain types of vile comments but censor the rest. And they told me it wasn't run by sociopaths, or Discord mods.

  • @Dewotto
    @Dewotto 9 лет назад +1045

    The RUclipsrs in this movie;
    I did it for the paycheck.
    I did it for the paycheck.
    I did it for the paycheck.

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 7 лет назад +39

      Dewott And then Smiley mugged the producers.

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 7 лет назад +42

      I did it before youtube red.
      I did it before youtube red.
      I did it before youtube red.

    • @davidtheboy448
      @davidtheboy448 7 лет назад +48

      I did it for the Vine
      I did it for the Vine
      I did it for the Vine
      Oh wait that summons Damn Damiel

    • @johnnygreenface
      @johnnygreenface 7 лет назад +7

      Dewott of course the did! would you do it for free?

    • @carsongrandle9554
      @carsongrandle9554 7 лет назад +4

      Dewott No crap. He's still entertaining.

  • @thenetisslow
    @thenetisslow 9 лет назад +459

    I did it for the lulz
    I did it for the lulz
    I did it for the lulz.
    Tommy Wisau! Nooooooooo!

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 9 лет назад +28

      thenetisslow Hahahaha, what a story, thenetisslow.

    • @johnquincyadamsthetankengi3680
      @johnquincyadamsthetankengi3680 9 лет назад +16

      SpeedyEric1 I am done with dis wurold

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 9 лет назад +3

      John Quincy Adams the Tank Engine You are tearing me ah-part, John Quincy Adams the Tank Engine!

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 9 лет назад +4

      John Quincy Adams the Tank Engine Let's go eat, ha?

    • @johnquincyadamsthetankengi3680
      @johnquincyadamsthetankengi3680 9 лет назад +8

      + SpeedyEric1 You, you're just a chicken! cheep-cheep cheep-cheep cheep cheep cheeeeaeaa

  • @yoekt
    @yoekt 9 лет назад +113

    I would've left the theater after the first jump scare out of pure annoyance.

    • @jadethepegasus1668
      @jadethepegasus1668 6 лет назад +2

      Every time a horror movie like this turd is made, we stray further from God's light.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад

      God I wish I could see this in theaters

    • @JimmyC1994
      @JimmyC1994 2 года назад +1

      I remember seeing this on DVD in Poundland for 75p, how bad does your film have to be if it costs less than a £1 in the bargain bin?
      I also remember the only review it had on the box said "over one million trailer views"
      They struggled to find praise so badly that they had to resort to "lots of people watched the trailer"

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 5 лет назад +87

    This demonstrates the definition of insanity: rehashing the same damn movie over and over again, hoping for a blockbuster but just falls flat and outdated immediately.

  • @ScottALove
    @ScottALove 9 лет назад +272

    The funny thing is, if you watch after the credits, Ashley lives, which means that absolutely nobody actually died in this movie

    • @ScottALove
      @ScottALove 9 лет назад +9

      good point

    • @ScottALove
      @ScottALove 9 лет назад +14

      Yeah, after the credits you see her open her eyes

    • @ScottALove
      @ScottALove 9 лет назад +22

      +Wrath's Attack yep, her eyes just open and it ends

    • @ScottALove
      @ScottALove 9 лет назад +8

      +Wrath's Attack the guy has been teasing a sequel for a while now

    • @Ultrabalor
      @Ultrabalor 8 лет назад +14

      There's also the guy on Chatroulette died when Proxy and Ashley typed: "Someone's supposed to come and kill you."

  • @EctoBabble
    @EctoBabble 2 года назад +75

    Every now and again I come back to these older videos. Sounds really dumb but Phelous's earlier videos got me through a really tough time. For some reason, hearing someone taking the piss out of horror movies really just got me through shit lmao - that and The Ruins video - oh god and Chain Letter. Gave me good times when I really needed it.

    • @phelous
      @phelous  2 года назад +69

      Doesn't sound dumb at all, sometimes you need some entertainment to help cheer you up and I'm glad my vids helped you.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 года назад +12

      Nah mate, it’s not dumb😅 honest. Ever since the triangle review was put back up, I have basically marathoned every older review of his🤣 you’re not alone in needing a cheer up during the week🙂

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад +7

      Also one of my favorites, also got me through a hard time. This video was the one I showed people when I wanted them to "get it".

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Год назад +3

      Dude, that was wholesome. ^-^@@phelous

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Год назад +1

      Happens a lot with random stuff. No reservations with Anthony Bourdain and Bizarre foods with Andrew Zimmern got me through chemo.

  • @admiralofcuteness
    @admiralofcuteness 8 лет назад +203

    That's not even a face, that's just skin...

    • @piranhacupcake5154
      @piranhacupcake5154 8 лет назад +83

      I agree. Setting aside the fact that sewing its eyes and mouth shut probably wouldn't look anything like that, what happened to its nose?

    • @spooky_accordion7676
      @spooky_accordion7676 7 лет назад +2

      admiralofcuteness Theres 69 likes. Ha... References....(read this as if time has slowed down)

  • @tbonevideos23
    @tbonevideos23 9 лет назад +139

    what if this increasingly paranoid and unstable girl bought a REAL gun?
    man their plan would have went south so fast

    • @gundammakerworldbreaker6133
      @gundammakerworldbreaker6133 6 лет назад +6

      so fast that they hitting space Mexico.

    • @JohnSmith-eo5sp
      @JohnSmith-eo5sp 6 лет назад +1

      no waiting period

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 5 лет назад +2

      Wasn't the gun real? I thought it was merely loaded with blanks, not an outright fake gun.

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 4 года назад +2

      theuncalledfor you’re right

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 месяца назад

      She'd have been legally in the right..... Mostly ....... I kinda wish she had.

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite 9 лет назад +37

    17:19 One thing that Phelous doesn't mention in that scene and that I found absolutely mind-boggling is that when Ashley asks why Zayne has a gun, he explains that it's because he works in security. When Ashley asks "what, like, at the mall?" which might actually make sense as from what I understand, in at least some states in the USA, private security guards are allowed to carry guns, he laughs at her and explains that he works in NETWORK security.
    And that's why he has a gun.
    For the network security.
    *bangs head against wall*

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 Год назад +5

      Don't you know anything about Network Security? Everyone working in that field with access to the servers is legally obliged to pack heat, in case the serverpark grows self-sentient and starts an apocalyptic war against humanity. It's called the Skynet Protocoll, you're meant to shoot the harddrives when that happens.
      Also yeah, I just commented on a 7 year old comment lol

    • @jadenbryant9283
      @jadenbryant9283 Год назад +2

      ​@@h.a.9880you still made a hilliarous comment

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 4 года назад +151

    To think that the current controversy over Shane Dawson could hurt the integrity of this mov- pffff! HAHAHAHAHA! "Integrity!" 🤣

  • @souperman72
    @souperman72 8 лет назад +505

    When the little girl was explained the legend I actually cringed at how lame and stupid it was.

    • @arbiter11171
      @arbiter11171 8 лет назад +35

      Old Man should've reviewed this since he's into crappypastas

    • @12fuzzyrats
      @12fuzzyrats 8 лет назад +22

      *Insert old man sound here*

    • @TheSkully343
      @TheSkully343 8 лет назад +11

      HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @12fuzzyrats
      @12fuzzyrats 8 лет назад +13

      Old Man: "It looks like I was expected!"

    • @Jewbear1884
      @Jewbear1884 8 лет назад +18

      Yeah, it's essentially Bloody Mary on the internet. Completely shitty.

  • @WASTEOIDx
    @WASTEOIDx 8 лет назад +84

    "he magically appears right behind the person you text"
    don't worry though he doesn't know where you live or have any way to get to you

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 8 лет назад +1

      or can see, the idiot Sewed his eyes shut, He's no Jeff the killer

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 8 лет назад

      Azurath100 To be fair, Smiley is just as stupid as Jeff the Killer.

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 8 лет назад

      Troin true, what is the best horror villain?...I would have to say...Pinhead. What's your opinion?

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 8 лет назад

      Azurath100 I haven't thought of one yet, I'll tell you if I think of one though.

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 8 лет назад +3

      jason was cool, honestly Jason X is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine XD

  • @MegaFriendlyCreeper
    @MegaFriendlyCreeper 8 лет назад +34

    I found Smiley's one weakness. Sitting with my back to the wall. Can't teleport behind me if there IS nothing behind me.

    • @nerdcontrol22
      @nerdcontrol22 7 лет назад +13

      But what if smiley becomes the wall

    • @glub-kitchen-imp
      @glub-kitchen-imp 7 лет назад +3

      nerdcontrol22 Smiley-Ception!

    • @annaolson4828
      @annaolson4828 2 года назад +1

      That actually might have led to something creepy, like the wall falls out from behind you and Smiley's there. However, it's this movie, so creepy was not something they could do very well.

    • @RaphBlade7
      @RaphBlade7 2 года назад +2

      But that scenario leads to the question: What if Smiley busts through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man?! I mean the ending kinda implies Smiley is some kind of supernatural entity (or he's an even better hacker and evil mastermind than the self proclaimed REAL ANONYMOUS losers)!

    • @joshuaruth6648
      @joshuaruth6648 6 месяцев назад +2

      But what if he has a revolver?

  • @TECH097
    @TECH097 9 лет назад +216

    ...so you are looking for a charismatic actor to play the romantic lead and the twist villain...and you pick Shane Dawson?

    • @alucardyoici
      @alucardyoici 9 лет назад +37

      well no they were just looking for an actor. they have realistic goal matching their budget

    • @thecactussword4304
      @thecactussword4304 4 года назад +71

      To be fair, Shane turned out to be a twist villain in real life.

    • @MrZerothejedi
      @MrZerothejedi 4 года назад +3

      @@thecactussword4304 ooooo tell me more

    • @skibot9974
      @skibot9974 3 года назад +1

      @@thecactussword4304 what happened

    • @RockSoulMe
      @RockSoulMe 3 года назад +18

      @@skibot9974 Besides being racist, Shane was really inappropriate towards children and animals
      I recommend you watch D'angelo Wallace's video on him, it's quite long but goes really in depth in all the shitty things he did

  • @owl3191984
    @owl3191984 8 лет назад +52

    This was directed by Michael Gallagher, he writes for his RUclips comedy channel "Totally Sketch," one of the least funniest channel on RUclips. There is even a joke of him just sitting around counting all the supportive money he made from making Smiley. This movie blows, he can't write anything truly humorous to save his life, and he exists as evidence of how low the bar has fallen.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад +3

      Markiplier could literally make a better full length cinematic horror comedy movie about the Internet and a garbage creepypasta plot

  • @marytijerina9764
    @marytijerina9764 4 года назад +23

    One thing about this movie that I will never be able to get over is Smiley's design, like, how did he get his eyes and mouth to look like that, and where are his ears and nose?

    • @SALshaNoma
      @SALshaNoma 2 года назад +6

      I didn't even think about a nose and ears. It would make more sense if it was a skin mask me made from his victims.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад

      Are you implying that's not what eyes and mouth stitched shut looks like?

    • @marytijerina9764
      @marytijerina9764 2 года назад +2

      @@ursidae97 The eyes are stitched sideways, how do you think that's possible?

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад +2

      @@marytijerina9764 it's possible because of the lolz

    • @SALshaNoma
      @SALshaNoma 2 года назад

      I did look closer after reading your comment and did happen to notice ears but yea the eye stitches are weird.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 9 лет назад +238

    And it would have been better if the little girl were the mastermind the entire time.
    Ash-hole: Why are you doing this?!
    Little Girl: You didn't share my post about how 1D breaking up is the worst thing EVAH!

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli 9 лет назад +28

      +Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid
      I personally think this film would have been 10/10 if it was Shane Dawson's hair killing people

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 9 лет назад +12

      Assiman
      That would be such a bad hair day, deeeeen!

    • @AllyGatorAnimator
      @AllyGatorAnimator 6 лет назад +11

      This movie could have worked 1000X better if it was a full-on parody of these kinds of horror movies/ creepypasta/ internet culture and humor, or just acted self-aware.
      Our heroine is a sheltered college student who gets entangled with a group of typical drunk/party assholes, who claim to be obsessed with the internet/computers yet keep fucking up their references (which makes even less sense when the people playing them make a career based on online humor). Eventually she finds herself stalked by a killer with a stupid theme and even more ridiculous incantation (explained at the start by a kid, adding to the hilarity), and the cops are so incompetent they won't investigate the case because of a RUclips video. The twist? The killer was a meme-based cult which claims to be the illuminati yet it's the same morons who can't even correctly reference pedo-bear and just killed a girl because "lol."
      WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD WAS THIS PRESENTED SERIOUSLY?!

    • @jerkmaskington5305
      @jerkmaskington5305 4 года назад +1

      More actual motivation then the twats in the movie.

  • @Ghosty144
    @Ghosty144 8 лет назад +40

    "I know what today's youth are like because I browsed Memebase for five minutes" The Movie

  • @TheNumnutRandomness
    @TheNumnutRandomness 9 лет назад +67

    Phelous isn't real? Man, those anniversary videos had much better CGI than I was led to believe!

  • @skornie123
    @skornie123 8 лет назад +437

    The Prequel to the Emoji movie

    • @masterofgaburincho
      @masterofgaburincho 8 лет назад +4

      That doesn't make sense, since Smiley is based off of an emoticon.

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 8 лет назад +30

      Yummyjuice16 is back Exactly, Smiley has gone mad after Emojis effectively took over the use of Emoticons.

    • @masterofgaburincho
      @masterofgaburincho 8 лет назад +6

      tom fegan
      Oooooh NOW it makes sense.

    • @spectro9949
      @spectro9949 7 лет назад +8

      Shouldn't it be the sequel mostly because the emoticons are getting revenge on the emojis

    • @spectro9949
      @spectro9949 7 лет назад +3

      Well the emoji users probabaly

  • @lvl5Vaporeon
    @lvl5Vaporeon 9 лет назад +162

    I wish the plot twist was that it was DIO THE WHOLE TIME

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 лет назад +16

      You thought it was Smiley
      but IT WAS ME!
      DIO!
      (Or it was Vince)
      IT WAS ME AUSTIN
      IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!

    • @Fubukio
      @Fubukio 9 лет назад +2

      Who is Dio?

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 лет назад +2

      Fubukio He's a villain from JoJo's bizarre adventure

    • @WinterSteele
      @WinterSteele 9 лет назад +7

      tbonevideos23 That clears up my confusion. I was wondering wtf a rock group had to do with this movie.

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 лет назад +2

      Winter Steele​ yeah
      Basically he made the good guys girlfriend kiss him and went like
      "You though you first kiss was going to be JoJo, but IT WAS ME!
      DIO!"
      Or something like that

  • @snood4743
    @snood4743 8 лет назад +150

    I know this is probably nitpicking, but the first step of the scientific process is not forming a hypothesis. It's making an observation. Seriously, the creators couldn't be bothered to Google it?

    • @Mars-dw2zc
      @Mars-dw2zc 7 лет назад +1

      David Hansell ii

    • @ghostewriter
      @ghostewriter 7 лет назад +12

      And that's why they should re-teach it, so idiots like these writers don't have the excuse for not knowing.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 6 лет назад +8

      Depends. Some say Hypothesis is the first step and others say Observation is the first step. Observation obviously is the more logical of the two to be first. It just depends which textbook you pick up.

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 6 лет назад +1

      I learned stuff like that in sixth grade.

    • @pw6002
      @pw6002 6 лет назад +1

      Not necessarily.
      Scientific process is merely how you handle an observation, which pre-exists to the process.
      For exemple, two people may observe the same phenomenon, and one will apply the scientific method to explain it while the other will jump to the magical/new-age/hocuspocus bullshit...

  • @BritishTeaFGC
    @BritishTeaFGC 9 лет назад +133

    Where was the real Smiley the entire time? ON VACATION?

    • @Richard_Brown
      @Richard_Brown 9 лет назад +12

      waiting to kill proxy

    • @catmadigan7763
      @catmadigan7763 8 лет назад +31

      xD "Toodleloo, back from the Bahamas! Time to get back to wor- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE."

    • @maximusdork3336
      @maximusdork3336 6 лет назад +10

      Waiting for his cue.

    • @latviandragon2718
      @latviandragon2718 4 года назад +2

      and why he coundnt just type "I did it for the lulz" 3 times so can he can all of thoes assholes.

    • @itz_andrey9137
      @itz_andrey9137 4 года назад

      Lmao no u got me dyin 😆😆🤣

  • @mphengmagome50
    @mphengmagome50 9 лет назад +53

    L33t Speak Garbage would be such a great name for a post post-modern punk band.

  • @abonnybunny6647
    @abonnybunny6647 6 лет назад +22

    Y'know it's real sad when a reviewer's title card manages to be far scarier than an entire "horror" movie.
    And I mean it, that title card is fucking freaky, nicely done!

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад +1

      For one thing that's a real face

    • @abonnybunny6647
      @abonnybunny6647 2 года назад +2

      @@ursidae97 Yup, that absolutely helps in the worst way possible but in a good way.

  • @FlintDragoon
    @FlintDragoon 9 лет назад +96

    i went on IMDB and well, had a good laugh.
    "Nominated Chainsaw Award - Worst Movie"
    GET IT BECAUSE THEY HACKED THE SCRIPT TO PIECES ARHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад +1

      For some reason that never occurred to me, but realistically it's a horror movie where the central killer never shows up

  • @MrZerothejedi
    @MrZerothejedi 8 лет назад +72

    It makes me really, really happy that Phelous doesn't give a shit there are youtubers in this. As everyone should feel when anyone tells me I should care because the person does "youtube". The rage was cleansed.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад

      Shane Dawson's Creek

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 9 лет назад +36

    30:53 This is where I started laughing my ass off. Never piss off Mr. Smiley.

  • @TUPRBABE
    @TUPRBABE 9 лет назад +63

    Watching Phelous: I did it for the snarkasm.

  • @smallfungus2675
    @smallfungus2675 4 года назад +45

    Nowadays the real horror is Shane Dawson

  • @MrZerothejedi
    @MrZerothejedi 4 года назад +12

    Just remember: Zane can find out anything about anyone, but he has no idea about the actual number of magical hackers just like him.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад +2

      They bring up the concept of a miracle hacker like it's a concept that exists in the real world, like they're explaining that he's a gifted architect. A miracle hacker isn't a thing as far as I know. He's basically a superhero

  • @squigglykinkle805
    @squigglykinkle805 6 лет назад +9

    You know, as a student in college at the moment, I can vouch for the fact that they actually go over what a hypothesis in class...several times...

    • @Mike-wy5yc
      @Mike-wy5yc Год назад +1

      The University of Phoenix?

  • @melodiouslotus1685
    @melodiouslotus1685 9 лет назад +29

    Oh god!! The Dawson's Creek theme song parts killed me

  • @Jrez
    @Jrez 9 лет назад +38

    I'm convined whoever wrote the script for this movie literally did it to see what they could get away with and it actually became a movie. Nobody can be stupid enough to write any of this seriously. Essentially they atually did it for the lulz.

  • @Tazzie1312
    @Tazzie1312 7 лет назад +8

    The cop is the voice of the cat from Coraline. I can't unhear that now.

  • @sleepysystem
    @sleepysystem 4 года назад +8

    i mean the pedobear joke def makes more sense with the context of shane’s actual youtube content being full of him encouraging children to behave sexually (and saying it was “for all the pedophiles who watch me”) and making out with preteen fans.

  • @dr.penguinstein3426
    @dr.penguinstein3426 7 лет назад +40

    So when does Smiley 2: The Legend of Markiplier's Gold come out? :P

  • @Mini-Toast_
    @Mini-Toast_ 4 года назад +30

    Shane Dawson playing a creep eh? Ideal casting.

    • @kieran773ful
      @kieran773ful 3 года назад +1

      His role in this movie is just as shit as his content

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 5 лет назад +18

    An actual fun sequel would be Anonymous, in suits and green masks, hunting those guys down in over the top ways, and they are like that secret society of edgy super killers.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад +1

      Yeah at least go hilarious

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 Год назад

      Pepe the frog masks

  • @badjokemaker3051
    @badjokemaker3051 9 лет назад +53

    So Smiley becomes real because one girl believed in him and jumped out of a window to death. It's like Freddy Krueger without any backstory or character motivation of his own. Wow...there is nothing to answer because there is no question. Just make a jump scare with Melanie Papalia's face. At least the actors got paid and Shane Dawson...whoever the fuck he is. He got even paid to kiss Caitlin Gerard...whoever the fuck she is...I'm the real president!! And we did it for the...no...that sounds moronic...Oh wait did she become Smiley after she died? Wow....I don't care!

  • @AubbieChan
    @AubbieChan 9 лет назад +142

    those youtuber cameos are so forced XD

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 6 лет назад +1

      AubbieChan Why did Shane even drag himself into this movie lmao

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 6 лет назад +4

      @@girlscanbedrummers5449
      Paycheck

    • @U014B
      @U014B 5 лет назад

      Yeah, and so are the ones in the movie.

  • @alexlents4689
    @alexlents4689 Год назад +2

    I know literally everyone else here has already said it, but the Shane Pedobear scene is the one part of this movie that aged flawlessly

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 Год назад +1

      I mean. In the exact opposite way of how it was being used.

  • @amakusashooter
    @amakusashooter 5 лет назад +8

    I dont think anybody, not even Stanley Kubrick can make the phrase "I did it for the lulz" slightly scary.

  • @cmactennis
    @cmactennis 7 лет назад +8

    Put a cork in it, Zane! Ah yes, perfect choice.

  • @TheAustinWoolShow
    @TheAustinWoolShow 3 года назад +7

    Its kind of insane to see how Hollywood has changed its approach to the internet over the last few years.

  • @luiscarlosburgos1807
    @luiscarlosburgos1807 8 лет назад +118

    I did it for the lulz.
    I did it for the lulz.
    I did it......for the nookie so you can get that cookie.

  • @iKadaj
    @iKadaj 2 года назад +9

    who, other than pedophiles, would bully somebody for reporting pedophilic material? i think i'd cut all connections to those folks right there.

  • @emkultra2349
    @emkultra2349 3 года назад +3

    years later, going back for the classics

  • @Assimandeli
    @Assimandeli 9 лет назад +47

    This film was done for the lulz

  • @SoulEaterSaku90
    @SoulEaterSaku90 9 лет назад

    Thank you for downloading this video here. I've waited so long for this. One of my favorites from you.

  • @jarshall2
    @jarshall2 8 лет назад +3

    ultimate irony about Phelous, he seems like a guy who never smokes pot, and yet his reviews are one of my favourite things to watch while high.

  • @artofmore7197
    @artofmore7197 8 лет назад +32

    Phelous should review the Purge.

  • @Entropy3ko
    @Entropy3ko 9 лет назад +16

    OMG the robot smoking marijuana thing killed me :D

  • @prettyevil6662000
    @prettyevil6662000 8 лет назад +36

    I want the porn spoof of this to be called Winky.

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 6 лет назад

      That looks like a job for... The Cinema Snob. (reviewing the movie I mean)

  • @Crash__Down
    @Crash__Down 9 лет назад +24

    so... why didn't Smiley attack the teenagers when they were doing it throughout the movie?

  • @Mater-Suspiriorum
    @Mater-Suspiriorum 4 года назад +11

    That appearance by Shane Dawson hits different now that Dramageddon III is underway. (Great review as always, Phelan. I *had* to go back and see this after remembering that some YTers were in this damn movie.)

    • @Mater-Suspiriorum
      @Mater-Suspiriorum 4 года назад +4

      OH NO THEY SOMEHOW PREDICTED THE GROOMING ALLEGATIONS.

  • @TheMediaRaptor
    @TheMediaRaptor 8 лет назад +4

    I remember when this films first trailer came out. I thought it looked cool, but I forgot about it for like... 5 years.

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 7 лет назад +14

    this movie wants to be Candyman (1992) so bad, it's pathetic. who can possibly get on Tony Todd's level of intimidation??

  • @AnvilPro100
    @AnvilPro100 9 лет назад +52

    Not enough internet static, 0/10

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 9 лет назад +1

      AnvilPro100 The same goes with internet bar codes, -1/10.

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 7 лет назад +22

    Why is there an emergency eye wash station in a philosophy classroom?

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 6 лет назад +15

      +MissAshley42 In case you get Socrates in your eyes, I suppose.

    • @maximusdork3336
      @maximusdork3336 6 лет назад +10

      They put it in for the lulz, they put it in for the lulz, they put it in for the lulz. I'm sorry, I had to.

    • @inspectorcake9637
      @inspectorcake9637 6 лет назад +4

      When Andrew Ryan comes and shoves atlas shrugged and the fountainhead in your eyes

  • @SuperSwordman1
    @SuperSwordman1 6 лет назад +9

    Damn it Keith David! Did you need the money that badly?

  • @knshinn2
    @knshinn2 9 лет назад +15

    "5 million views since yesterday"? Bullshit. Oops, sorry, must have been those terrifyingly omnipotent RUclipsrs artificially adding millions to the figures. The HORROR!

  • @jgames1113
    @jgames1113 9 лет назад +5

    Reviewing Hypothesis is in college classes, it might not be the main focus, but it is taught in college.

  • @rogermorris9696
    @rogermorris9696 9 лет назад +26

    Why am I thinking of Candyman during thid review?

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Год назад +6

    Now, keep in mind, Phelous isn't defending the real Shane Dawson, his character was actually called pedobear just becase that character reported CP in the movie. Blah blah blah foreshadowing, but it's still really messed up that someone would be shamed for reporting crimes.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +2

    There's a total lack of lulz in the movie itself, naturally Phelan has to provide some for us

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 6 лет назад +4

    I was looking up horror movie fan art on Pixiv and when I found a drawing of Jason celebrating his birthday with all the big horror icons and fucking SMILEY of all people was included alongside Freddy, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Chucky, Candyman, Pinhead, Ghostface and Sadako, I died a little inside.

  • @Volosous
    @Volosous 9 лет назад +7

    I have become intoxicated from the inhalation of tetrahydrocannabinol in this folded serrate appendage of a Cannabis saliva

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays 4 года назад +6

    what annoys me most is " lulz " is supposed to be when you laugh at someone getting hurt. And they couldn't piece this together! It almost would've made sense in this movie, but the ppl making it were too worried about the internet lingo to bother being correct.
    also spot on shane dawson scene now, they predicted the future.

  • @ZeroArmour
    @ZeroArmour 6 лет назад +7

    "Nobody knows if it's real. It's on the internet." A statement that could only come from a person who has spent zero time on the internet, but many hours hiding under the bed afraid the internet will give then an STD. There's no reason to not believe they've just seen someone murdered, unless it was a set up to freak out party guests. Which we know it wasn't. Who would like a film so dumb?
    Stupid plot holes aside, just why did they do this? "For the lulz"? What kind of BS is that? A group of people don't just decide to kill someone in an elaborate way for no reason. It's like if at the end of Psycho they said Norman was just having an off day! It makes no sense.
    AND! why does the meme come to life? That makes no sense either. There's no set up for it. This film should've been called "WHY!?"

  • @artofmore7197
    @artofmore7197 8 лет назад +19

    19:27 Did he seriously have to do the Michael Myers head tilt?

  • @Ukiby3000
    @Ukiby3000 4 года назад +5

    I'm never gonna get tired of this review XD

  • @davidsharrock5839
    @davidsharrock5839 7 лет назад +3

    The alien robot voice describing getting high would make a good ringtone

  • @kimberly6663
    @kimberly6663 7 лет назад +2

    What a world we live in that this is the BETTER Emoji Movie.

  • @twistedpicsproductions4849
    @twistedpicsproductions4849 9 лет назад +9

    Phalous i love your stuff man keep it up man

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Год назад +2

    How is it that Japan made an emoticon more intimidating? Thanks Korosensei!

  • @thelordelric8424
    @thelordelric8424 8 лет назад +30

    Phelous should review Deathtube for the lulz

  • @cloak5857
    @cloak5857 7 лет назад +3

    This is gonna be one of those movies the actors leave off their resume.

    • @alucardyoici
      @alucardyoici 7 лет назад

      They aren't actors to begin with

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac 8 лет назад +24

    Always have water nearby. That way you can splash any threat and make it completely useless.
    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @AtrocityEquine01
    @AtrocityEquine01 9 лет назад +35

    It's worse Phelan. SMOSH The Movie.
    Only good thing was Markiplier's part, mainly because he was chasing the two idiots with a chainsaw.

    • @AtrocityEquine01
      @AtrocityEquine01 9 лет назад

      ***** Basically.

    • @pivot1022
      @pivot1022 9 лет назад +1

      +Antichrist2000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

    • @MrBadgerology
      @MrBadgerology 9 лет назад

      +Antichrist2000 exactly

    • @AtrocityEquine01
      @AtrocityEquine01 9 лет назад +2

      +Antichrist2000 Don't also forget that Mark seems to be one of those YTers (along Jacksepticeye) that really cares about what his fanbase, always saying he enjoys making content to make people smile.

    • @AtrocityEquine01
      @AtrocityEquine01 9 лет назад +1

      +Whirlwind Spiral XD Fair enough. And yeah, he looks like it :3. And that is true, again example of a nice YTer is Mark and example of a shittuber is Shane Daweson.

  • @connoremsley1692
    @connoremsley1692 3 года назад +10

    You wanna know what’s actually scary?
    All the fucked up things Shane Dawson has done.

  • @jimmyandroid24
    @jimmyandroid24 9 лет назад +50

    Phelous you should review "unfriended" 2015

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 9 лет назад

      Jimmy Rodas He sais that he probably will review Unfriended.

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 9 лет назад

      Jimmy Rodas He will. He said so himself.

    • @MrLuciusrm
      @MrLuciusrm 9 лет назад +6

      The re is an unfriended rant on his website

  • @MrZerothejedi
    @MrZerothejedi 4 года назад +7

    They really didn't do a good job hiding the fact the friends are all evil and behind the whole thing. Like, if you saw what they saw and then your one friend waa continually like "No! We-we can't call the cops! It creates problems!"

  • @lagerku.3137
    @lagerku.3137 6 лет назад +6

    What annoys me the most about this film is that they spell it "LULZ."
    IT'S "LOLS."
    A multitude of aloud laughter.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 года назад

      Yeah…..must be a minority internet dumbass thing🤷‍♀️

  • @trixxsaurus2386
    @trixxsaurus2386 6 лет назад +4

    If he always appears right behind you, what happens if you've got your back against a wall? Does he just become one with the wall you're leaning against? Does squeeze into the space between you and the wall?
    ?????

  • @lulucalliope713
    @lulucalliope713 8 лет назад +7

    My younger brother was reading one of Shane Dawson's books. Shane talks about Smiley, and my brother was like, "He was in Smiley?! I didn't know that!" I said, "You want to watch the Phelous review?" And his whole face lit up! He was thinking: "Best. Birthday. EVER."
    (It would be a million times more awesome if Phelous gave him a shout out, but he's a busy man, and I do NOT want to distract him from any of the crappy films he has to watch for us! XD)

  • @dayaninikhaton
    @dayaninikhaton 9 лет назад +16

    Hollywood is so clueless it's almost funny.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +2

    I'm just glad I can recognize Keith David and NOT all the youtubers

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 года назад

      The only people I recognise is who you said and Shane but that’s because of videos about him (not by him) I’ve seen.

  • @fifinostalgia
    @fifinostalgia 4 года назад +5

    Smiley is what happens when you combine Jeff the Killer and Bloody Mary.

  • @JBrodo
    @JBrodo 9 лет назад +16

    Paris from Gilmore Girls?? Wow, someone fell on hard times...

  • @Brush19138
    @Brush19138 8 лет назад +28

    ugh...internet movies...

  • @duncananderson2113
    @duncananderson2113 4 года назад +5

    So Keith David goes from voicing Goliath and Spawn to making a cameo in this

  • @cthulhupthagn5771
    @cthulhupthagn5771 9 лет назад +4

    this is such a tortured premise for a movie, moreso as they clearly wanted to avoid using any actual memes

  • @GloryHulle
    @GloryHulle 3 года назад +5

    So Smiley stitched his eyes shut and carved a smile on his face - but what became of his nose? That thing is so painfully un-scary that it causes me actual physical pain to look at it.
    I’d love to know what Shane Dawson, Tobuscus, and all the other RUclipsrs who took part in this atrocity think about their roles when looking back on “Smiley.” I know I’d be filled with deep shame and regret, but I’m not sure those particular e-celebs are capable of shame.