1.) Did they really expect to make a phrase as dumb as "I did it for the lulz" scary/intimidating? 2.) Why are children in movies always either written like adults or soleless exposition machines? That little girl said those lines so over the top creepily that it was almost funny. 3.) So they just give a big "F U" to the audience by saving the actual monster killer for the end and also in the process throwing all the plot out the window leaving more holes than swiss cheese as to why the real Smiley just suddenly shows up at the end. Also we got these totally unintimidating smiley masks throughout the movie that looks like they have blown up bar codes on them. 4.) So all these hackers/pranksters (?) are such total sociopaths that they all laugh and cheer at causing a girl to kill her self and splatting her head on the pavement? That's just... ridiculously dumb.
>>4.) So all these hackers/pranksters (?) are such total sociopaths that they all laugh and cheer at causing a girl to kill her self and splatting her head on the pavement? That's just... ridiculously dumb. Well, that does mean they pegged 4channers correctly.
That is the new generation of nerds.... jerk offs and assholes. Just like they are in the internet they are in real life really. >_> There is no hope for humanity.
2) childrren in mostly are written like they are dumb and do stupid things so that the main character be in a more dangerous situation that if the child wasn't there never would have happened
This episode is a masterpiece. I literally watch it every night as I am going to bed. Phelous is the greatest thing that ever came out of the whole ThatGuyWithTheGlasses entertainment collective.
That, and if the police are more focussed on internet video freak-outs, than taking possible murder cases seriously and doing something about it... You might want to move to a new town.
@@gracekim1998 While paradoxically allow certain types of vile comments but censor the rest. And they told me it wasn't run by sociopaths, or Discord mods.
I remember seeing this on DVD in Poundland for 75p, how bad does your film have to be if it costs less than a £1 in the bargain bin? I also remember the only review it had on the box said "over one million trailer views" They struggled to find praise so badly that they had to resort to "lots of people watched the trailer"
This demonstrates the definition of insanity: rehashing the same damn movie over and over again, hoping for a blockbuster but just falls flat and outdated immediately.
Every now and again I come back to these older videos. Sounds really dumb but Phelous's earlier videos got me through a really tough time. For some reason, hearing someone taking the piss out of horror movies really just got me through shit lmao - that and The Ruins video - oh god and Chain Letter. Gave me good times when I really needed it.
Nah mate, it’s not dumb😅 honest. Ever since the triangle review was put back up, I have basically marathoned every older review of his🤣 you’re not alone in needing a cheer up during the week🙂
17:19 One thing that Phelous doesn't mention in that scene and that I found absolutely mind-boggling is that when Ashley asks why Zayne has a gun, he explains that it's because he works in security. When Ashley asks "what, like, at the mall?" which might actually make sense as from what I understand, in at least some states in the USA, private security guards are allowed to carry guns, he laughs at her and explains that he works in NETWORK security. And that's why he has a gun. For the network security. *bangs head against wall*
Don't you know anything about Network Security? Everyone working in that field with access to the servers is legally obliged to pack heat, in case the serverpark grows self-sentient and starts an apocalyptic war against humanity. It's called the Skynet Protocoll, you're meant to shoot the harddrives when that happens. Also yeah, I just commented on a 7 year old comment lol
That actually might have led to something creepy, like the wall falls out from behind you and Smiley's there. However, it's this movie, so creepy was not something they could do very well.
But that scenario leads to the question: What if Smiley busts through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man?! I mean the ending kinda implies Smiley is some kind of supernatural entity (or he's an even better hacker and evil mastermind than the self proclaimed REAL ANONYMOUS losers)!
@@skibot9974 Besides being racist, Shane was really inappropriate towards children and animals I recommend you watch D'angelo Wallace's video on him, it's quite long but goes really in depth in all the shitty things he did
This was directed by Michael Gallagher, he writes for his RUclips comedy channel "Totally Sketch," one of the least funniest channel on RUclips. There is even a joke of him just sitting around counting all the supportive money he made from making Smiley. This movie blows, he can't write anything truly humorous to save his life, and he exists as evidence of how low the bar has fallen.
One thing about this movie that I will never be able to get over is Smiley's design, like, how did he get his eyes and mouth to look like that, and where are his ears and nose?
And it would have been better if the little girl were the mastermind the entire time. Ash-hole: Why are you doing this?! Little Girl: You didn't share my post about how 1D breaking up is the worst thing EVAH!
This movie could have worked 1000X better if it was a full-on parody of these kinds of horror movies/ creepypasta/ internet culture and humor, or just acted self-aware. Our heroine is a sheltered college student who gets entangled with a group of typical drunk/party assholes, who claim to be obsessed with the internet/computers yet keep fucking up their references (which makes even less sense when the people playing them make a career based on online humor). Eventually she finds herself stalked by a killer with a stupid theme and even more ridiculous incantation (explained at the start by a kid, adding to the hilarity), and the cops are so incompetent they won't investigate the case because of a RUclips video. The twist? The killer was a meme-based cult which claims to be the illuminati yet it's the same morons who can't even correctly reference pedo-bear and just killed a girl because "lol." WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD WAS THIS PRESENTED SERIOUSLY?!
Winter Steele yeah Basically he made the good guys girlfriend kiss him and went like "You though you first kiss was going to be JoJo, but IT WAS ME! DIO!" Or something like that
I know this is probably nitpicking, but the first step of the scientific process is not forming a hypothesis. It's making an observation. Seriously, the creators couldn't be bothered to Google it?
Depends. Some say Hypothesis is the first step and others say Observation is the first step. Observation obviously is the more logical of the two to be first. It just depends which textbook you pick up.
Not necessarily. Scientific process is merely how you handle an observation, which pre-exists to the process. For exemple, two people may observe the same phenomenon, and one will apply the scientific method to explain it while the other will jump to the magical/new-age/hocuspocus bullshit...
Y'know it's real sad when a reviewer's title card manages to be far scarier than an entire "horror" movie. And I mean it, that title card is fucking freaky, nicely done!
It makes me really, really happy that Phelous doesn't give a shit there are youtubers in this. As everyone should feel when anyone tells me I should care because the person does "youtube". The rage was cleansed.
They bring up the concept of a miracle hacker like it's a concept that exists in the real world, like they're explaining that he's a gifted architect. A miracle hacker isn't a thing as far as I know. He's basically a superhero
I'm convined whoever wrote the script for this movie literally did it to see what they could get away with and it actually became a movie. Nobody can be stupid enough to write any of this seriously. Essentially they atually did it for the lulz.
i mean the pedobear joke def makes more sense with the context of shane’s actual youtube content being full of him encouraging children to behave sexually (and saying it was “for all the pedophiles who watch me”) and making out with preteen fans.
An actual fun sequel would be Anonymous, in suits and green masks, hunting those guys down in over the top ways, and they are like that secret society of edgy super killers.
So Smiley becomes real because one girl believed in him and jumped out of a window to death. It's like Freddy Krueger without any backstory or character motivation of his own. Wow...there is nothing to answer because there is no question. Just make a jump scare with Melanie Papalia's face. At least the actors got paid and Shane Dawson...whoever the fuck he is. He got even paid to kiss Caitlin Gerard...whoever the fuck she is...I'm the real president!! And we did it for the...no...that sounds moronic...Oh wait did she become Smiley after she died? Wow....I don't care!
That appearance by Shane Dawson hits different now that Dramageddon III is underway. (Great review as always, Phelan. I *had* to go back and see this after remembering that some YTers were in this damn movie.)
"5 million views since yesterday"? Bullshit. Oops, sorry, must have been those terrifyingly omnipotent RUclipsrs artificially adding millions to the figures. The HORROR!
Now, keep in mind, Phelous isn't defending the real Shane Dawson, his character was actually called pedobear just becase that character reported CP in the movie. Blah blah blah foreshadowing, but it's still really messed up that someone would be shamed for reporting crimes.
I was looking up horror movie fan art on Pixiv and when I found a drawing of Jason celebrating his birthday with all the big horror icons and fucking SMILEY of all people was included alongside Freddy, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Chucky, Candyman, Pinhead, Ghostface and Sadako, I died a little inside.
what annoys me most is " lulz " is supposed to be when you laugh at someone getting hurt. And they couldn't piece this together! It almost would've made sense in this movie, but the ppl making it were too worried about the internet lingo to bother being correct. also spot on shane dawson scene now, they predicted the future.
"Nobody knows if it's real. It's on the internet." A statement that could only come from a person who has spent zero time on the internet, but many hours hiding under the bed afraid the internet will give then an STD. There's no reason to not believe they've just seen someone murdered, unless it was a set up to freak out party guests. Which we know it wasn't. Who would like a film so dumb? Stupid plot holes aside, just why did they do this? "For the lulz"? What kind of BS is that? A group of people don't just decide to kill someone in an elaborate way for no reason. It's like if at the end of Psycho they said Norman was just having an off day! It makes no sense. AND! why does the meme come to life? That makes no sense either. There's no set up for it. This film should've been called "WHY!?"
+Antichrist2000 Don't also forget that Mark seems to be one of those YTers (along Jacksepticeye) that really cares about what his fanbase, always saying he enjoys making content to make people smile.
+Whirlwind Spiral XD Fair enough. And yeah, he looks like it :3. And that is true, again example of a nice YTer is Mark and example of a shittuber is Shane Daweson.
They really didn't do a good job hiding the fact the friends are all evil and behind the whole thing. Like, if you saw what they saw and then your one friend waa continually like "No! We-we can't call the cops! It creates problems!"
If he always appears right behind you, what happens if you've got your back against a wall? Does he just become one with the wall you're leaning against? Does squeeze into the space between you and the wall? ?????
My younger brother was reading one of Shane Dawson's books. Shane talks about Smiley, and my brother was like, "He was in Smiley?! I didn't know that!" I said, "You want to watch the Phelous review?" And his whole face lit up! He was thinking: "Best. Birthday. EVER." (It would be a million times more awesome if Phelous gave him a shout out, but he's a busy man, and I do NOT want to distract him from any of the crappy films he has to watch for us! XD)
So Smiley stitched his eyes shut and carved a smile on his face - but what became of his nose? That thing is so painfully un-scary that it causes me actual physical pain to look at it. I’d love to know what Shane Dawson, Tobuscus, and all the other RUclipsrs who took part in this atrocity think about their roles when looking back on “Smiley.” I know I’d be filled with deep shame and regret, but I’m not sure those particular e-celebs are capable of shame.
calling shane pedobear has aged rather gracefully lmao
Yeah hence why I called it ‘unintentional foreshadowing’
Shane Dawson is the real horror icon in this film, not Smiley
1.) Did they really expect to make a phrase as dumb as "I did it for the lulz" scary/intimidating?
2.) Why are children in movies always either written like adults or soleless exposition machines? That little girl said those lines so over the top creepily that it was almost funny.
3.) So they just give a big "F U" to the audience by saving the actual monster killer for the end and also in the process throwing all the plot out the window leaving more holes than swiss cheese as to why the real Smiley just suddenly shows up at the end. Also we got these totally unintimidating smiley masks throughout the movie that looks like they have blown up bar codes on them.
4.) So all these hackers/pranksters (?) are such total sociopaths that they all laugh and cheer at causing a girl to kill her self and splatting her head on the pavement? That's just... ridiculously dumb.
>>4.) So all these hackers/pranksters (?) are such total sociopaths that they all laugh and cheer at causing a girl to kill her self and splatting her head on the pavement? That's just... ridiculously dumb. Well, that does mean they pegged 4channers correctly.
Simon Leary Yeah, but the people on 4Chan seems to be more talk than brawn, though... Or brains!
welp, i don't need to post a comment anymore
That is the new generation of nerds.... jerk offs and assholes. Just like they are in the internet they are in real life really. >_> There is no hope for humanity.
2) childrren in mostly are written like they are dumb and do stupid things so that the main character be in a more dangerous situation that if the child wasn't there never would have happened
This episode is a masterpiece. I literally watch it every night as I am going to bed. Phelous is the greatest thing that ever came out of the whole ThatGuyWithTheGlasses entertainment collective.
Moral of the story: All your friends are awful people.
College friends aren't real friends. >_>
@@LadyCoyKoi the best friends I made were in college and we're still friends today. High school, on the other hand...
That, and if the police are more focussed on internet video freak-outs, than taking possible murder cases seriously and doing something about it... You might want to move to a new town.
Would they be on par with or worse than the main characters in the _Cabin Fever_ remake?
@@LadyCoyKoi that’s a American thing😅
Can't wait for the eventual horror movie where memes are killing people
Resstarr Coming Soon. 2017
doge: "Wow. So scare. Much killing."
Resstarr If there was a Pixels movie, you better damn believe there's going to be a killer memes movie right around the corner. GUARANTEED
+jaymc2112 30 years later, when hack studios are trying to capitalize on 2010s nostalgia.
Resstarr I'm sure one of the kills is related to Frying the Coke.
SpeedyEric1 Doug, is that you?
“The only police I call are the RUclips police!”
“But they don’t help at all!!”
Truer today than it ever has been.
Pretty much. They’re useless when you report comments and spam😅
EGZAKTLEE
@@gracekim1998 Or blatent grifts/harassment campaigns by reactionary losers, even.
@@gracekim1998 While paradoxically allow certain types of vile comments but censor the rest. And they told me it wasn't run by sociopaths, or Discord mods.
The RUclipsrs in this movie;
I did it for the paycheck.
I did it for the paycheck.
I did it for the paycheck.
Dewott And then Smiley mugged the producers.
I did it before youtube red.
I did it before youtube red.
I did it before youtube red.
I did it for the Vine
I did it for the Vine
I did it for the Vine
Oh wait that summons Damn Damiel
Dewott of course the did! would you do it for free?
Dewott No crap. He's still entertaining.
I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulz
I did it for the lulz.
Tommy Wisau! Nooooooooo!
thenetisslow Hahahaha, what a story, thenetisslow.
SpeedyEric1 I am done with dis wurold
John Quincy Adams the Tank Engine You are tearing me ah-part, John Quincy Adams the Tank Engine!
John Quincy Adams the Tank Engine Let's go eat, ha?
+ SpeedyEric1 You, you're just a chicken! cheep-cheep cheep-cheep cheep cheep cheeeeaeaa
I would've left the theater after the first jump scare out of pure annoyance.
Every time a horror movie like this turd is made, we stray further from God's light.
God I wish I could see this in theaters
I remember seeing this on DVD in Poundland for 75p, how bad does your film have to be if it costs less than a £1 in the bargain bin?
I also remember the only review it had on the box said "over one million trailer views"
They struggled to find praise so badly that they had to resort to "lots of people watched the trailer"
This demonstrates the definition of insanity: rehashing the same damn movie over and over again, hoping for a blockbuster but just falls flat and outdated immediately.
The funny thing is, if you watch after the credits, Ashley lives, which means that absolutely nobody actually died in this movie
good point
Yeah, after the credits you see her open her eyes
+Wrath's Attack yep, her eyes just open and it ends
+Wrath's Attack the guy has been teasing a sequel for a while now
There's also the guy on Chatroulette died when Proxy and Ashley typed: "Someone's supposed to come and kill you."
Every now and again I come back to these older videos. Sounds really dumb but Phelous's earlier videos got me through a really tough time. For some reason, hearing someone taking the piss out of horror movies really just got me through shit lmao - that and The Ruins video - oh god and Chain Letter. Gave me good times when I really needed it.
Doesn't sound dumb at all, sometimes you need some entertainment to help cheer you up and I'm glad my vids helped you.
Nah mate, it’s not dumb😅 honest. Ever since the triangle review was put back up, I have basically marathoned every older review of his🤣 you’re not alone in needing a cheer up during the week🙂
Also one of my favorites, also got me through a hard time. This video was the one I showed people when I wanted them to "get it".
Dude, that was wholesome. ^-^@@phelous
Happens a lot with random stuff. No reservations with Anthony Bourdain and Bizarre foods with Andrew Zimmern got me through chemo.
That's not even a face, that's just skin...
I agree. Setting aside the fact that sewing its eyes and mouth shut probably wouldn't look anything like that, what happened to its nose?
admiralofcuteness Theres 69 likes. Ha... References....(read this as if time has slowed down)
what if this increasingly paranoid and unstable girl bought a REAL gun?
man their plan would have went south so fast
so fast that they hitting space Mexico.
no waiting period
Wasn't the gun real? I thought it was merely loaded with blanks, not an outright fake gun.
theuncalledfor you’re right
She'd have been legally in the right..... Mostly ....... I kinda wish she had.
17:19 One thing that Phelous doesn't mention in that scene and that I found absolutely mind-boggling is that when Ashley asks why Zayne has a gun, he explains that it's because he works in security. When Ashley asks "what, like, at the mall?" which might actually make sense as from what I understand, in at least some states in the USA, private security guards are allowed to carry guns, he laughs at her and explains that he works in NETWORK security.
And that's why he has a gun.
For the network security.
*bangs head against wall*
Don't you know anything about Network Security? Everyone working in that field with access to the servers is legally obliged to pack heat, in case the serverpark grows self-sentient and starts an apocalyptic war against humanity. It's called the Skynet Protocoll, you're meant to shoot the harddrives when that happens.
Also yeah, I just commented on a 7 year old comment lol
@@h.a.9880you still made a hilliarous comment
To think that the current controversy over Shane Dawson could hurt the integrity of this mov- pffff! HAHAHAHAHA! "Integrity!" 🤣
Oh Snap!!!
When the little girl was explained the legend I actually cringed at how lame and stupid it was.
Old Man should've reviewed this since he's into crappypastas
*Insert old man sound here*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Old Man: "It looks like I was expected!"
Yeah, it's essentially Bloody Mary on the internet. Completely shitty.
"he magically appears right behind the person you text"
don't worry though he doesn't know where you live or have any way to get to you
or can see, the idiot Sewed his eyes shut, He's no Jeff the killer
Azurath100 To be fair, Smiley is just as stupid as Jeff the Killer.
Troin true, what is the best horror villain?...I would have to say...Pinhead. What's your opinion?
Azurath100 I haven't thought of one yet, I'll tell you if I think of one though.
jason was cool, honestly Jason X is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine XD
I found Smiley's one weakness. Sitting with my back to the wall. Can't teleport behind me if there IS nothing behind me.
But what if smiley becomes the wall
nerdcontrol22 Smiley-Ception!
That actually might have led to something creepy, like the wall falls out from behind you and Smiley's there. However, it's this movie, so creepy was not something they could do very well.
But that scenario leads to the question: What if Smiley busts through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man?! I mean the ending kinda implies Smiley is some kind of supernatural entity (or he's an even better hacker and evil mastermind than the self proclaimed REAL ANONYMOUS losers)!
But what if he has a revolver?
...so you are looking for a charismatic actor to play the romantic lead and the twist villain...and you pick Shane Dawson?
well no they were just looking for an actor. they have realistic goal matching their budget
To be fair, Shane turned out to be a twist villain in real life.
@@thecactussword4304 ooooo tell me more
@@thecactussword4304 what happened
@@skibot9974 Besides being racist, Shane was really inappropriate towards children and animals
I recommend you watch D'angelo Wallace's video on him, it's quite long but goes really in depth in all the shitty things he did
This was directed by Michael Gallagher, he writes for his RUclips comedy channel "Totally Sketch," one of the least funniest channel on RUclips. There is even a joke of him just sitting around counting all the supportive money he made from making Smiley. This movie blows, he can't write anything truly humorous to save his life, and he exists as evidence of how low the bar has fallen.
Markiplier could literally make a better full length cinematic horror comedy movie about the Internet and a garbage creepypasta plot
One thing about this movie that I will never be able to get over is Smiley's design, like, how did he get his eyes and mouth to look like that, and where are his ears and nose?
I didn't even think about a nose and ears. It would make more sense if it was a skin mask me made from his victims.
Are you implying that's not what eyes and mouth stitched shut looks like?
@@ursidae97 The eyes are stitched sideways, how do you think that's possible?
@@marytijerina9764 it's possible because of the lolz
I did look closer after reading your comment and did happen to notice ears but yea the eye stitches are weird.
And it would have been better if the little girl were the mastermind the entire time.
Ash-hole: Why are you doing this?!
Little Girl: You didn't share my post about how 1D breaking up is the worst thing EVAH!
+Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid
I personally think this film would have been 10/10 if it was Shane Dawson's hair killing people
Assiman
That would be such a bad hair day, deeeeen!
This movie could have worked 1000X better if it was a full-on parody of these kinds of horror movies/ creepypasta/ internet culture and humor, or just acted self-aware.
Our heroine is a sheltered college student who gets entangled with a group of typical drunk/party assholes, who claim to be obsessed with the internet/computers yet keep fucking up their references (which makes even less sense when the people playing them make a career based on online humor). Eventually she finds herself stalked by a killer with a stupid theme and even more ridiculous incantation (explained at the start by a kid, adding to the hilarity), and the cops are so incompetent they won't investigate the case because of a RUclips video. The twist? The killer was a meme-based cult which claims to be the illuminati yet it's the same morons who can't even correctly reference pedo-bear and just killed a girl because "lol."
WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD WAS THIS PRESENTED SERIOUSLY?!
More actual motivation then the twats in the movie.
"I know what today's youth are like because I browsed Memebase for five minutes" The Movie
Phelous isn't real? Man, those anniversary videos had much better CGI than I was led to believe!
🤣
The Prequel to the Emoji movie
That doesn't make sense, since Smiley is based off of an emoticon.
Yummyjuice16 is back Exactly, Smiley has gone mad after Emojis effectively took over the use of Emoticons.
tom fegan
Oooooh NOW it makes sense.
Shouldn't it be the sequel mostly because the emoticons are getting revenge on the emojis
Well the emoji users probabaly
I wish the plot twist was that it was DIO THE WHOLE TIME
You thought it was Smiley
but IT WAS ME!
DIO!
(Or it was Vince)
IT WAS ME AUSTIN
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!
Who is Dio?
Fubukio He's a villain from JoJo's bizarre adventure
tbonevideos23 That clears up my confusion. I was wondering wtf a rock group had to do with this movie.
Winter Steele yeah
Basically he made the good guys girlfriend kiss him and went like
"You though you first kiss was going to be JoJo, but IT WAS ME!
DIO!"
Or something like that
I know this is probably nitpicking, but the first step of the scientific process is not forming a hypothesis. It's making an observation. Seriously, the creators couldn't be bothered to Google it?
David Hansell ii
And that's why they should re-teach it, so idiots like these writers don't have the excuse for not knowing.
Depends. Some say Hypothesis is the first step and others say Observation is the first step. Observation obviously is the more logical of the two to be first. It just depends which textbook you pick up.
I learned stuff like that in sixth grade.
Not necessarily.
Scientific process is merely how you handle an observation, which pre-exists to the process.
For exemple, two people may observe the same phenomenon, and one will apply the scientific method to explain it while the other will jump to the magical/new-age/hocuspocus bullshit...
Where was the real Smiley the entire time? ON VACATION?
waiting to kill proxy
xD "Toodleloo, back from the Bahamas! Time to get back to wor- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE."
Waiting for his cue.
and why he coundnt just type "I did it for the lulz" 3 times so can he can all of thoes assholes.
Lmao no u got me dyin 😆😆🤣
L33t Speak Garbage would be such a great name for a post post-modern punk band.
Y'know it's real sad when a reviewer's title card manages to be far scarier than an entire "horror" movie.
And I mean it, that title card is fucking freaky, nicely done!
For one thing that's a real face
@@ursidae97 Yup, that absolutely helps in the worst way possible but in a good way.
i went on IMDB and well, had a good laugh.
"Nominated Chainsaw Award - Worst Movie"
GET IT BECAUSE THEY HACKED THE SCRIPT TO PIECES ARHAHAHAHAHA!!!
For some reason that never occurred to me, but realistically it's a horror movie where the central killer never shows up
It makes me really, really happy that Phelous doesn't give a shit there are youtubers in this. As everyone should feel when anyone tells me I should care because the person does "youtube". The rage was cleansed.
Shane Dawson's Creek
30:53 This is where I started laughing my ass off. Never piss off Mr. Smiley.
Watching Phelous: I did it for the snarkasm.
Nowadays the real horror is Shane Dawson
Just remember: Zane can find out anything about anyone, but he has no idea about the actual number of magical hackers just like him.
They bring up the concept of a miracle hacker like it's a concept that exists in the real world, like they're explaining that he's a gifted architect. A miracle hacker isn't a thing as far as I know. He's basically a superhero
You know, as a student in college at the moment, I can vouch for the fact that they actually go over what a hypothesis in class...several times...
The University of Phoenix?
Oh god!! The Dawson's Creek theme song parts killed me
I'm convined whoever wrote the script for this movie literally did it to see what they could get away with and it actually became a movie. Nobody can be stupid enough to write any of this seriously. Essentially they atually did it for the lulz.
The cop is the voice of the cat from Coraline. I can't unhear that now.
i mean the pedobear joke def makes more sense with the context of shane’s actual youtube content being full of him encouraging children to behave sexually (and saying it was “for all the pedophiles who watch me”) and making out with preteen fans.
So when does Smiley 2: The Legend of Markiplier's Gold come out? :P
Shane Dawson playing a creep eh? Ideal casting.
His role in this movie is just as shit as his content
An actual fun sequel would be Anonymous, in suits and green masks, hunting those guys down in over the top ways, and they are like that secret society of edgy super killers.
Yeah at least go hilarious
Pepe the frog masks
So Smiley becomes real because one girl believed in him and jumped out of a window to death. It's like Freddy Krueger without any backstory or character motivation of his own. Wow...there is nothing to answer because there is no question. Just make a jump scare with Melanie Papalia's face. At least the actors got paid and Shane Dawson...whoever the fuck he is. He got even paid to kiss Caitlin Gerard...whoever the fuck she is...I'm the real president!! And we did it for the...no...that sounds moronic...Oh wait did she become Smiley after she died? Wow....I don't care!
those youtuber cameos are so forced XD
AubbieChan Why did Shane even drag himself into this movie lmao
@@girlscanbedrummers5449
Paycheck
Yeah, and so are the ones in the movie.
I know literally everyone else here has already said it, but the Shane Pedobear scene is the one part of this movie that aged flawlessly
I mean. In the exact opposite way of how it was being used.
I dont think anybody, not even Stanley Kubrick can make the phrase "I did it for the lulz" slightly scary.
Put a cork in it, Zane! Ah yes, perfect choice.
Its kind of insane to see how Hollywood has changed its approach to the internet over the last few years.
I did it for the lulz.
I did it for the lulz.
I did it......for the nookie so you can get that cookie.
diggy diggy
Swiggity swooty
And stick the cookie up yo' ASS!!!!!
Wait a second wasn’t there a movie about killing people for laughs?😅
who, other than pedophiles, would bully somebody for reporting pedophilic material? i think i'd cut all connections to those folks right there.
years later, going back for the classics
This film was done for the lulz
yes kill it
No the film was done for dat money
Assiman no for the hates
It was done for the “buckz”
Thank you for downloading this video here. I've waited so long for this. One of my favorites from you.
ultimate irony about Phelous, he seems like a guy who never smokes pot, and yet his reviews are one of my favourite things to watch while high.
Phelous should review the Purge.
ArtofMore I’m in favor of this
OMG the robot smoking marijuana thing killed me :D
I want the porn spoof of this to be called Winky.
That looks like a job for... The Cinema Snob. (reviewing the movie I mean)
so... why didn't Smiley attack the teenagers when they were doing it throughout the movie?
That appearance by Shane Dawson hits different now that Dramageddon III is underway. (Great review as always, Phelan. I *had* to go back and see this after remembering that some YTers were in this damn movie.)
OH NO THEY SOMEHOW PREDICTED THE GROOMING ALLEGATIONS.
I remember when this films first trailer came out. I thought it looked cool, but I forgot about it for like... 5 years.
this movie wants to be Candyman (1992) so bad, it's pathetic. who can possibly get on Tony Todd's level of intimidation??
Not enough internet static, 0/10
AnvilPro100 The same goes with internet bar codes, -1/10.
Why is there an emergency eye wash station in a philosophy classroom?
+MissAshley42 In case you get Socrates in your eyes, I suppose.
They put it in for the lulz, they put it in for the lulz, they put it in for the lulz. I'm sorry, I had to.
When Andrew Ryan comes and shoves atlas shrugged and the fountainhead in your eyes
Damn it Keith David! Did you need the money that badly?
"5 million views since yesterday"? Bullshit. Oops, sorry, must have been those terrifyingly omnipotent RUclipsrs artificially adding millions to the figures. The HORROR!
Reviewing Hypothesis is in college classes, it might not be the main focus, but it is taught in college.
Why am I thinking of Candyman during thid review?
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary
Now, keep in mind, Phelous isn't defending the real Shane Dawson, his character was actually called pedobear just becase that character reported CP in the movie. Blah blah blah foreshadowing, but it's still really messed up that someone would be shamed for reporting crimes.
There's a total lack of lulz in the movie itself, naturally Phelan has to provide some for us
I was looking up horror movie fan art on Pixiv and when I found a drawing of Jason celebrating his birthday with all the big horror icons and fucking SMILEY of all people was included alongside Freddy, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Chucky, Candyman, Pinhead, Ghostface and Sadako, I died a little inside.
I have become intoxicated from the inhalation of tetrahydrocannabinol in this folded serrate appendage of a Cannabis saliva
what annoys me most is " lulz " is supposed to be when you laugh at someone getting hurt. And they couldn't piece this together! It almost would've made sense in this movie, but the ppl making it were too worried about the internet lingo to bother being correct.
also spot on shane dawson scene now, they predicted the future.
"Nobody knows if it's real. It's on the internet." A statement that could only come from a person who has spent zero time on the internet, but many hours hiding under the bed afraid the internet will give then an STD. There's no reason to not believe they've just seen someone murdered, unless it was a set up to freak out party guests. Which we know it wasn't. Who would like a film so dumb?
Stupid plot holes aside, just why did they do this? "For the lulz"? What kind of BS is that? A group of people don't just decide to kill someone in an elaborate way for no reason. It's like if at the end of Psycho they said Norman was just having an off day! It makes no sense.
AND! why does the meme come to life? That makes no sense either. There's no set up for it. This film should've been called "WHY!?"
19:27 Did he seriously have to do the Michael Myers head tilt?
I'm never gonna get tired of this review XD
The alien robot voice describing getting high would make a good ringtone
What a world we live in that this is the BETTER Emoji Movie.
Phalous i love your stuff man keep it up man
How is it that Japan made an emoticon more intimidating? Thanks Korosensei!
Phelous should review Deathtube for the lulz
_THE LULZ!!_ ✋😡
This is gonna be one of those movies the actors leave off their resume.
They aren't actors to begin with
Always have water nearby. That way you can splash any threat and make it completely useless.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's worse Phelan. SMOSH The Movie.
Only good thing was Markiplier's part, mainly because he was chasing the two idiots with a chainsaw.
***** Basically.
+Antichrist2000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
+Antichrist2000 exactly
+Antichrist2000 Don't also forget that Mark seems to be one of those YTers (along Jacksepticeye) that really cares about what his fanbase, always saying he enjoys making content to make people smile.
+Whirlwind Spiral XD Fair enough. And yeah, he looks like it :3. And that is true, again example of a nice YTer is Mark and example of a shittuber is Shane Daweson.
You wanna know what’s actually scary?
All the fucked up things Shane Dawson has done.
Phelous you should review "unfriended" 2015
Jimmy Rodas He sais that he probably will review Unfriended.
Jimmy Rodas He will. He said so himself.
The re is an unfriended rant on his website
They really didn't do a good job hiding the fact the friends are all evil and behind the whole thing. Like, if you saw what they saw and then your one friend waa continually like "No! We-we can't call the cops! It creates problems!"
What annoys me the most about this film is that they spell it "LULZ."
IT'S "LOLS."
A multitude of aloud laughter.
Yeah…..must be a minority internet dumbass thing🤷♀️
If he always appears right behind you, what happens if you've got your back against a wall? Does he just become one with the wall you're leaning against? Does squeeze into the space between you and the wall?
?????
My younger brother was reading one of Shane Dawson's books. Shane talks about Smiley, and my brother was like, "He was in Smiley?! I didn't know that!" I said, "You want to watch the Phelous review?" And his whole face lit up! He was thinking: "Best. Birthday. EVER."
(It would be a million times more awesome if Phelous gave him a shout out, but he's a busy man, and I do NOT want to distract him from any of the crappy films he has to watch for us! XD)
aw that's sweet :)
Hollywood is so clueless it's almost funny.
I'm just glad I can recognize Keith David and NOT all the youtubers
The only people I recognise is who you said and Shane but that’s because of videos about him (not by him) I’ve seen.
Smiley is what happens when you combine Jeff the Killer and Bloody Mary.
But a million times dumber
Paris from Gilmore Girls?? Wow, someone fell on hard times...
ugh...internet movies...
So Keith David goes from voicing Goliath and Spawn to making a cameo in this
He needs to eat too
@@ursidae97 fair enough
this is such a tortured premise for a movie, moreso as they clearly wanted to avoid using any actual memes
So Smiley stitched his eyes shut and carved a smile on his face - but what became of his nose? That thing is so painfully un-scary that it causes me actual physical pain to look at it.
I’d love to know what Shane Dawson, Tobuscus, and all the other RUclipsrs who took part in this atrocity think about their roles when looking back on “Smiley.” I know I’d be filled with deep shame and regret, but I’m not sure those particular e-celebs are capable of shame.