the single greatest roast in history (Compilation)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @epicragu
    @epicragu  7 лет назад +5702

    Follow my Instagram to be featured in future videos and possible giveaways; instagram.com/will.20__
    *important* TITLE EXPLANATION: Each clip is under the title of the type of video called ‘the single greatest roast in history’ and this video represents my personal favourite videos from this genre together in a compilation.
    Watch these reactions!👍🏼
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    ruclips.net/video/3U1Kgfz4O7o/видео.html 😁🤑
    Comment ‘epicragu sent me’ if you came from me😁

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 7 лет назад +14

      epicragu you should pin your comment so everyone in the comments will see this

    • @Xcrjw20
      @Xcrjw20 7 лет назад +3

      epicragu En#ykdgjkkdtuk*dhjftj,ryi

    • @Canadian_Maple
      @Canadian_Maple 7 лет назад +8

      epicragu what's the game at 3:14?

    • @epicragu
      @epicragu  7 лет назад +9

      dexter berg Destiny

    • @mathyou6196
      @mathyou6196 7 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/SDENxJIBHqo/видео.html

  • @marisamusenga2449
    @marisamusenga2449 6 лет назад +6024

    Plankton straight up roasted an entire generation

  • @adamtayeh3282
    @adamtayeh3282 7 лет назад +761

    When you give plankton sunglasses but he only has one eye

  • @Native_Beats_
    @Native_Beats_ 7 лет назад +4928

    That's why you use auto tune and I don't.

    • @unevity4765
      @unevity4765 7 лет назад +13

      Native_Beats _2016 g

    • @theman4851
      @theman4851 7 лет назад +78

      watch out she might start cuting her self weak aff

    • @milkyii
      @milkyii 7 лет назад +19

      I CRIED AHHAHAHAHA

    • @andreloayon6341
      @andreloayon6341 5 лет назад +12

      @SID ! yes and thats why you use google translator and i dont

    • @kelvinwood126
      @kelvinwood126 5 лет назад +7

      OH SHIT

  • @gmillsy1086
    @gmillsy1086 5 лет назад +4443

    “Snuck isn’t a word”
    Me: wait what?
    “There it is in the dictionary”
    Me: I KNEW IT

    • @Imman2988
      @Imman2988 4 года назад +105

      Ikr, snuck is a word.

    • @bigjambatheeternal373
      @bigjambatheeternal373 4 года назад +141

      When she tried to call him out but he did go to Harvard so he’s smart

    • @Asryd06091
      @Asryd06091 4 года назад +98

      Tbh she was just dumb, does sneeked even sound right to her?

    • @the-irreverend
      @the-irreverend 4 года назад +8

      What was the song for that scene?

    • @AstroDoop
      @AstroDoop 4 года назад +20

      @@Asryd06091 bro I was saying to myself sneaked wtf is that

  • @captin-crane3324
    @captin-crane3324 6 лет назад +1233

    Simon's reaction killed me.

  • @rogito2437
    @rogito2437 5 лет назад +4123

    I don't think "single" and "compilation" should go into the same sentence

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 4 года назад +71

      Crazy how he knows how to make a compilation video but doesn't even know how to write a video title properly.

    • @Mr.Dr.Doctor
      @Mr.Dr.Doctor 4 года назад +15

      And yet you just did

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 4 года назад +54

      “Your mother” and “single” go well together.

    • @MrEysox
      @MrEysox 4 года назад +5

      Except if it talks about my life.

    • @pigdestroyz
      @pigdestroyz 4 года назад +3

      @@H.K.5 check description morons

  • @lpskitty9422
    @lpskitty9422 7 лет назад +2160

    "that's why you Auto-Tune and I don't ". me: SAVAGE AF

  • @UnknownPerson-wc7wf
    @UnknownPerson-wc7wf 5 лет назад +2384

    You forgot the one from Pokemon:
    Camera Kid: This camera is my life
    Ash: *GeT YoURsElF A NeW LiFE*

  • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
    @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 7 лет назад +2110

    "That's why you use auto-tune and I don't"

  • @ivygirl9119
    @ivygirl9119 7 лет назад +2611

    "Someone needs to put you in a box floating down the river grandma"
    LOL

  • @iamimana
    @iamimana 6 лет назад +2102

    Demi Lovato: "A lot of people work really really hard for their dreams, but it's not meant for everyone."
    XFactor Contestant: "That's why you use autotune and I don't." LMFAOOOOO

  • @edwarddelmar6153
    @edwarddelmar6153 4 года назад +573

    8:36
    Peter: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
    Uncle: dies
    Peter: Roast was worth it

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 года назад +8

      Lmao

    • @kingtb3631
      @kingtb3631 2 года назад +6

      I've won but at what cost

    • @chrisgabele75
      @chrisgabele75 8 месяцев назад

      In fairness, be sleazy to others, and you'll be sleazed in return

  • @tcfman99
    @tcfman99 6 лет назад +1506

    I died at "That's why you use autotune and I don't."

  • @jack.8132
    @jack.8132 7 лет назад +2004

    America's got talent roast was my favorite out of all of them

    • @yeehaw5575
      @yeehaw5575 7 лет назад

      Same.

    • @jcfova8488
      @jcfova8488 7 лет назад +12

      X factor

    • @barbaracano5151
      @barbaracano5151 7 лет назад +2

      Jack Dawson subscribe I have 2 subscribers

    • @jack.8132
      @jack.8132 7 лет назад +2

      barbara cano no you don't, I think you might want to recheck

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 7 лет назад

      Jack Dawson it's true!

  • @aayzhuhh
    @aayzhuhh 7 лет назад +2852

    The fact she thought snuck wasn’t a word..

    • @l9rr955
      @l9rr955 7 лет назад +112

      Gay Meets world right i fuckin hate when white be thinking they know wtf they be talking about

    • @giuseppe5080
      @giuseppe5080 7 лет назад +92

      Luxurious Boy oh the irony

    • @maroonhorizon1693
      @maroonhorizon1693 7 лет назад +23

      Luxurious Boy what?

    • @Vortex-jc7fw
      @Vortex-jc7fw 7 лет назад +84

      Bitch thought he would let it slide

    • @SpanishDuck
      @SpanishDuck 7 лет назад +1

      Communism prevails

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 5 лет назад +674

    8:34 Okay, Peter. Let me remind you the part where it IS your problem.
    **cough** Uncle Ben **cough**

  • @tymatula
    @tymatula 7 лет назад +2088

    0:27 That was the best thing I’ve seen in a while

  • @iipanda03
    @iipanda03 7 лет назад +1098

    Spongebob: So, what do you think?
    Patrick: I wished I lived there
    Spongebob: Really?
    Savage Patrick: No
    *3 seconds of SupaHotFire's greatest reaction*

  • @jctwin1537
    @jctwin1537 6 лет назад +478

    Plankton is a savage 😂

  • @comicrebel6476
    @comicrebel6476 5 лет назад +495

    0:34 - Snuck is a word though. The dictionary should tell her that.

    • @thenathancraig7
      @thenathancraig7 4 года назад +42

      You posted that so quick you didn't even see the rest lol

    • @alucardsantradideus267
      @alucardsantradideus267 3 года назад +3

      Yo Bro, Dictionaries can't talk, they're books

    • @xcaedes
      @xcaedes 3 года назад

      AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @KillerAri
    @KillerAri 7 лет назад +80

    My nigga Howard had a fucking comeback for everything. That was a lose-lose situation for that lady.

  • @blademasta3650
    @blademasta3650 7 лет назад +584

    Plankton roared tf out of everyone

  • @moraymcb.6428
    @moraymcb.6428 7 лет назад +5267

    Contestant: "That's why you use autotune and I don't"
    Simon: *chokes on drink*
    Me: *wH E eZE*

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 4 года назад +706

    "The single greatest roast in history - Compilation"
    Me: "Wait, that's illegal-"

  • @iceboxxer2193
    @iceboxxer2193 6 лет назад +629

    “The single best roast” **shows multiple roasts in video**

    • @ju2tunknown
      @ju2tunknown 3 года назад +5

      @@lanewheat8089 compilation

    • @chafar1734
      @chafar1734 3 года назад +3

      It says compilation

    • @caydenstevenson4148
      @caydenstevenson4148 3 года назад +1

      @@lanewheat8089 bruh he just backing you up

    • @enab0l434
      @enab0l434 3 года назад

      Fnfnth bcbrhxbbdgxhfhvdvcbsvfhbcbgvgb gee b cb fhfh

    • @weebjesus8133
      @weebjesus8133 3 года назад +1

      Random comment here what was that videogame with the dude that dude was fighting that blue fire haired dude

  • @dezireejones4930
    @dezireejones4930 7 лет назад +332

    "Have a nice week diaper boy " - Regular Show
    FRIENDZONE LVL 100000000000

    • @somestupidnpc1895
      @somestupidnpc1895 7 лет назад +8

      Deziree Jones it’s over 9000 it’s 9000000000000000000000

    • @animeking7548
      @animeking7548 7 лет назад +5

      it's over 10000000000000000000000000099000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 xD

    • @dwof4014
      @dwof4014 7 лет назад +3

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    • @lubbystudios6297
      @lubbystudios6297 7 лет назад

      Ohhhhhhhhh

    • @naviseta6283
      @naviseta6283 7 лет назад

      abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz dude if you could name that I'd put a metal spoon in the microwave

  • @blackturbine
    @blackturbine 6 лет назад +1354

    The video overheated my computer from so many roasts

    • @DrakoNotDraco
      @DrakoNotDraco 4 года назад +4

      K

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 4 года назад +11

      Good thing you have a fan icon.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 4 года назад +3

      @Corwyn Ware He laid the hammer crashing down!

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 4 года назад +1

      @@srbrant5391 they threw rocks at him because their salty asses couldn't clap back.

    • @Lichmistre55
      @Lichmistre55 4 года назад +1

      cause they were so fire

  • @swordchicken5629
    @swordchicken5629 4 года назад +100

    “Have a nice week, diaperboi.”
    - Margaret Smith, 2013

  • @juinyk
    @juinyk 7 лет назад +420

    Plankton calm tf down 😂

  • @victor_.
    @victor_. 6 лет назад +946

    8:18 this roast cost his uncle....

    • @Minority_hunter..
      @Minority_hunter.. 4 года назад +66

      But worth it though

    • @a_randomuser4
      @a_randomuser4 4 года назад +18

      sandman killed his uncle watch part three

    • @Minority_hunter..
      @Minority_hunter.. 4 года назад +21

      a_randomuser4 u go watch it. Sandman didn’t kill his uncle

    • @usrstidudutduxtuutdsrsu9110
      @usrstidudutduxtuutdsrsu9110 4 года назад +31

      Sandman accidentally pulled the trigger. The robber just spooked Sandman.

    • @Minority_hunter..
      @Minority_hunter.. 4 года назад +12

      @@usrstidudutduxtuutdsrsu9110 spiderman thinks that sandman killed his uncle so black spidey tries to kill him but after the final fight against venom sandman tells the truth to spidey and dissapears

  • @poppincurlsss
    @poppincurlsss 7 лет назад +238

    "sOmEoNe ShOuLd pUt YoU iN a BoX fLoAtInG dOwN a RivEr *GRANDMA* "
    Plankton sit down and drink some milk

    • @kirby2986
      @kirby2986 7 лет назад +4

      kawaii anime lover are you alright the text makes you look like your having a stroke

    • @yungalarmclock1648
      @yungalarmclock1648 7 лет назад

      kawaii anime lover ok

    • @j.t.12mf32
      @j.t.12mf32 7 лет назад +1

      Tide Pod TeXtInG LiKe ThIs iS a WaY tO mOcK pEoPlE

    • @wallabycoast598
      @wallabycoast598 7 лет назад

      kawaii anime lover he needs a Snickers bar

  • @skixxles6575
    @skixxles6575 4 года назад +163

    2:59 the best roast in video game history right from one of the most underrated, destiny 2

  • @rusty7984
    @rusty7984 7 лет назад +1518

    If plankton roasts chum as well as he roasted that family he wouldn’t need the secret formula
    Edit: thanks for all the likes this is the first time any of my comments broke 1k

  • @hottamales1478
    @hottamales1478 7 лет назад +263

    "Have a nice week, diaper boy" my phone just exploded

  • @molatelomakgato22
    @molatelomakgato22 6 лет назад +740

    Why can't this be in History books

  • @tifa7097
    @tifa7097 4 года назад +390

    3:00 goddamn I still remember this as the best roast in video game history 😂

  • @Sarfnic
    @Sarfnic 6 лет назад +255

    4:34 favorite moment of my childhood

  • @jondoe2960
    @jondoe2960 7 лет назад +406

    "Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma"
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @whoppapoppa6629
      @whoppapoppa6629 7 лет назад

      Oml HELLO LONG TIME NO SEE FROM ICARLY(that rhythms)

    • @reginacaballero7896
      @reginacaballero7896 7 лет назад

      Love my as* out out out out out out out out out out out out

  • @ajestrada7352
    @ajestrada7352 6 лет назад +278

    ''have a nice week diaper boy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tacticalr3v3rb23
      @tacticalr3v3rb23 3 года назад +1

      Legit I was expecting the ROAST in that clip to come from somewhere else and not there it caught me off guard 😂😂😂

    • @JustCRANEthesedays
      @JustCRANEthesedays 3 года назад +1

      Margaret was op

    • @ItsTylesOrSomething
      @ItsTylesOrSomething 3 года назад +1

      He deserved that one

  • @legobatman8811
    @legobatman8811 4 года назад +132

    This man Howard just took a life 😭 1:26

    • @jadensmith8125
      @jadensmith8125 4 года назад +2

      What game show was that from.

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 3 года назад +1

      @@jadensmith8125 Weakest Link

    • @elijahkambu6653
      @elijahkambu6653 2 года назад

      @@jadensmith8125 i think its jeopardy
      in the 80s

  • @mauififa414
    @mauififa414 7 лет назад +375

    40 year old man roasting on America’s got talent that lit but Simons face when heard it

    • @comfy88338
      @comfy88338 7 лет назад +7

      Spooder Man the Pepsi almost went up the nose with that lol

    • @mauififa414
      @mauififa414 7 лет назад +1

      sonic. Exe can I have some of that two number nines

    • @witchBoi_Connor
      @witchBoi_Connor 7 лет назад +3

      Simon fucking choked on his drink

    • @samtheskelefox3722
      @samtheskelefox3722 7 лет назад +1

      Mah boi simon almost took a spit take. Mr. I'mafuckingbadassbecauseimserious actually laughed.

    • @rydercalhoun381
      @rydercalhoun381 6 лет назад

      Spooder Man 400th like

  • @TheStormBolt-gf8qi
    @TheStormBolt-gf8qi 6 лет назад +1853

    This Scene is FUNNY ASF

  • @voidofdespair-_6254
    @voidofdespair-_6254 7 лет назад +834

    That destiny 2 speaker is a straight up savage

  • @nagyicska
    @nagyicska 5 лет назад +402

    The best roast is:
    "You're weak"

  • @alexpatriot8768
    @alexpatriot8768 7 лет назад +659

    "Have a nice week diaper boy" was the most savage thing ever 😂😂😂

  • @captinkrunk101
    @captinkrunk101 7 лет назад +612

    That plankton roast had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aquaimperium8
    @aquaimperium8 6 лет назад +818

    But... snuck is a word.

    • @SenatorArmstrong2018
      @SenatorArmstrong2018 4 года назад +37

      Yes. That was the point.

    • @MARS-GREENH0USE
      @MARS-GREENH0USE 4 года назад +3

      Talk shows are pre arranged

    • @jtyree0226
      @jtyree0226 3 года назад +8

      @@MARS-GREENH0USE pre arranged yes, not 100% predetermined. She legit said that thinking she was right but it backfired

    • @tiberius6926
      @tiberius6926 3 года назад

      Obviously

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 3 года назад

      @@MARS-GREENH0USE Pre arranged? Sure the questions are scripted but they do go off script from time to time.

  • @amadoucisse9143
    @amadoucisse9143 5 лет назад +143

    50% speech 100
    50% destruction 100
    *Perfectly balanced as all things should be.*

  • @Mel-ck6tr
    @Mel-ck6tr 6 лет назад +822

    “Single” greatest roast...”compilation”...just let that sink in.

    • @neontv2843
      @neontv2843 6 лет назад +4

      Mel ! Ik it’s dumb

    • @Mel-ck6tr
      @Mel-ck6tr 6 лет назад +5

      Colin M It’s implied...?

    • @prest01
      @prest01 6 лет назад +5

      ugh what does that sink want now

    • @prest01
      @prest01 6 лет назад +7

      colin m let me tell the the title again.... the single greatest roast in history (compilation)

    • @Mel-ck6tr
      @Mel-ck6tr 6 лет назад +3

      Preston G 😂😂

  • @GreenToMe2000
    @GreenToMe2000 7 лет назад +141

    The spiderman one was my favorite roast as a kid.

  • @user-rh6uc7ox6w
    @user-rh6uc7ox6w 7 лет назад +63

    Me: dude I just had my first kiss!
    White boy: your mom doesent count
    Me: but yours does

  • @EmoBoiLink
    @EmoBoiLink 4 года назад +55

    The fact that Simon laughed means that it was a good one.
    And we all saw that last one coming.

  • @sanaa3576
    @sanaa3576 7 лет назад +46

    "If a woman says she sleeps with loads and loads of men, she's called Racks mother."
    DEAD

  • @gkeycleve3
    @gkeycleve3 6 лет назад +261

    Spiderman 1 was the hardest superhero movie ever invented.

  • @kingsuch995
    @kingsuch995 7 лет назад +750

    This might actually be the best video I’ve ever seen on RUclips

  • @MrRyste85
    @MrRyste85 4 года назад +40

    Plankton (in Spongebob's body) to Squidward:
    "Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player."

  • @myabyrne8921
    @myabyrne8921 7 лет назад +99

    0:27 Random dude: that's why u use autotune and I don't
    Simon: RESPECT BOI, RESPECT

  • @demongaming7725
    @demongaming7725 6 лет назад +574

    That why u use autotune and i dont
    Simon:chokes on drink
    Me:OOOOOHHHHH *chokes on laugh*

  • @snazj1135
    @snazj1135 7 лет назад +55

    Plankton out here roasting grandmas and everything😂😂🔥

  • @asalaali8349
    @asalaali8349 4 года назад +401

    0:49 my face when I TRY to act smart in front of the class but the teacher corrects me.....
    Yeah-

    • @the-irreverend
      @the-irreverend 4 года назад +4

      Do you know the music that was used for that scene.

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman 4 года назад +2

      I would but I don't like to lie.

    • @asalaali8349
      @asalaali8349 4 года назад +1

      @@malikthemadman I-

    • @asalaali8349
      @asalaali8349 4 года назад +1

      @Vax Sux lmao sorry😅

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 4 года назад +1

      No you're not alone sadly.

  • @wootywoot
    @wootywoot 7 лет назад +72

    Plankton is a strait up savage

    • @MrMute-xo7tr
      @MrMute-xo7tr 7 лет назад

      I guess it was really gay because you can't even spell "straight" lmao.

    • @seg8766
      @seg8766 7 лет назад +1

      Ur videos arn't tho

    • @elisecasee
      @elisecasee 7 лет назад

      did you just spell straight as strait .......... you walready know what tf goin on 😏😏

  • @iBeerus-
    @iBeerus- 7 лет назад +83

    Plankon roasting that grandma was the single greatest moment in internet history ever.
    Other words, im crying.

  • @pakomothibi4662
    @pakomothibi4662 7 лет назад +296

    Guy who lost money: why didn't you stop him?!
    Peter: I missed the part where that's my problem
    5 minutes later....
    thief that Peter let go killed Uncle Ben...

    • @nunabisness7191
      @nunabisness7191 7 лет назад +8

      GAMER DRONE shit you right

    • @GetintheCAH
      @GetintheCAH 7 лет назад +10

      GAMER DRONE it's like karma doubled back worse

    • @Rose_Bro
      @Rose_Bro 7 лет назад +4

      It was actually sandman that killed his uncle Ben

    • @nunabisness7191
      @nunabisness7191 7 лет назад +3

      Half Stache. It wasn't sandman's fault tho.

    • @kooler999ify
      @kooler999ify 7 лет назад +1

      GAMER DRONE wrong person

  • @jermis3762
    @jermis3762 4 года назад +55

    Plot twist: Patrick doesn’t care about himself.

  • @l9rr955
    @l9rr955 7 лет назад +285

    The spiderman part kinda backed fired because he kinda shot and killed his uncle

    • @handsomesquidward6812
      @handsomesquidward6812 7 лет назад +3

      Luxurious Boy no sand man was the one who killed his uncle

    • @Ps-cb9ew
      @Ps-cb9ew 7 лет назад +9

      Luxurious Boy yh but the guy accidentally jumped sand man and accidentally made him shoot the uncle so if Spiderman did stop the guy , sand man would have never shot uncle Ben.

    • @Ps-cb9ew
      @Ps-cb9ew 7 лет назад

      Dana White ???

    • @augdog1070
      @augdog1070 7 лет назад

      Luxurious Boy true

    • @MrMute-xo7tr
      @MrMute-xo7tr 7 лет назад +1

      backfired*

  • @saged.samaroo8438
    @saged.samaroo8438 7 лет назад +474

    "Somehow i don't doubt that"
    She got incinerated
    EDIT: can i be Loved on Instagram too? *emperor_sage*

    • @killerbouquet3220
      @killerbouquet3220 7 лет назад +29

      lol my favorite one. Not his fault, that idiot kept coming back for more XD

    • @isaiahsmith5059
      @isaiahsmith5059 7 лет назад

      I don't get the joke

    • @saged.samaroo8438
      @saged.samaroo8438 7 лет назад +5

      Isaiah Smith You'll get it when you're Older

    • @quantumleap4023
      @quantumleap4023 7 лет назад +6

      Sage Dovahkiin He probably won't.

    • @isaiahsmith5059
      @isaiahsmith5059 7 лет назад

      Person who Comments on videos I think dirty I just don't get it

  • @joshd1071
    @joshd1071 7 лет назад +331

    you are a human of great taste, it was an honor watching these roasts

    • @Mosiedawn
      @Mosiedawn 7 лет назад +1

      josh durna Way too true. 👌

  • @cult1697
    @cult1697 3 года назад +57

    "I am shitting myself."
    "You need to wear diapers."
    Even my soul burned up from that

  • @chris4pf575
    @chris4pf575 7 лет назад +129

    I was not ready for the demi lovato roast, I'm dead😂😂😂

  • @aussie696
    @aussie696 7 лет назад +246

    I lost it when Simon almost choked 😂😂😂

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 7 лет назад

      Aussie I thought he was telling that to Simon, but I was wrong now that I saw more of it.

    • @meh3532
      @meh3532 7 лет назад

      Same. 😂

    • @datboidatboi9776
      @datboidatboi9776 6 лет назад

      Retardation IK same

  • @chrissi975
    @chrissi975 6 лет назад +284

    I would love for Plankton to roast everyone like that.

  • @leonlackay1
    @leonlackay1 4 года назад +50

    8:34 I just wanna be like Toby LOL 😂

  • @corinthiaelorza1023
    @corinthiaelorza1023 6 лет назад +180

    IM PLANKTON YOU OLD HAG!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @user-dw6zg5fc5t
      @user-dw6zg5fc5t 5 лет назад +4

      AND YOUR SON SMELLS LIKE BOOGERS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nn_austin3139
      @nn_austin3139 4 года назад +4

      @@user-dw6zg5fc5t HEY YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS ???

    • @Kuyakun644
      @Kuyakun644 4 года назад +3

      I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT FATTY THATS WHAT IT IS!!

  • @IamNich1727
    @IamNich1727 7 лет назад +1248

    This video is too damn good for only 158 views

  • @fragels2382
    @fragels2382 7 лет назад +2598

    That was amazing 0:27

  • @pixelbit0897
    @pixelbit0897 5 лет назад +34

    Renember when roasts where called burns

  • @jeremyborchert638
    @jeremyborchert638 6 лет назад +312

    Plankton knows how to roast dang!!!

    • @milkman8467
      @milkman8467 6 лет назад +11

      St. Louis Cardinals “someone should put you in a box floating down the river, grandma”

    • @lionelpolo221
      @lionelpolo221 6 лет назад +11

      St. Louis Cardinals he went through the entire family

    • @maxinehart467
      @maxinehart467 6 лет назад +7

      Best roasts ever

    • @lindseypaputa4983
      @lindseypaputa4983 6 лет назад

      Gene Simmons was in that episode I think as the monster 👅🔥

    • @dasasses
      @dasasses 6 лет назад

      I think you should lose some weight fatty

  • @sinianeon644
    @sinianeon644 6 лет назад +652

    Plankton solo squaded them
    Read more

  • @yeahmspn6085
    @yeahmspn6085 7 лет назад +458

    0:27

  • @deepestfe4rs474
    @deepestfe4rs474 4 года назад +20

    The *SINGLE* Greatest Roast In History
    Video: *11 Minutes*
    Me: *Something’s wrong I can feel it*

  • @ognezsagata397
    @ognezsagata397 7 лет назад +386

    Yo the one when he said that's why you use audio tunes and I don't had me dead because that's a fact

  • @Carbonatedbarbie
    @Carbonatedbarbie 7 лет назад +40

    “somehow i doubt that”
    she just got reborn

  • @yaboyceej8905
    @yaboyceej8905 6 лет назад +180

    Grandma: Someone outta put you in a mental hospital!
    Plankton: Someone outta out you in a box floating down the river!

  • @faeri_
    @faeri_ 4 года назад +19

    “That’s why you use auto tune and I don’t.” 😭😭😭

  • @williampedersen9943
    @williampedersen9943 7 лет назад +127

    0:34 Simon died

    • @TalTheBest
      @TalTheBest 7 лет назад +1

      William Pedersen then laughed at her like a devil from hell

    • @dynamix_9564
      @dynamix_9564 7 лет назад

      bluR iRoyalty you mean Demi lavato

  • @copdatchoppa
    @copdatchoppa 7 лет назад +432

    Surprisingly this is a good compilation

    • @danieltesta5560
      @danieltesta5560 7 лет назад

      Hitachi Slim all of the other ones are just SpongeBob

  • @lunacelest4563
    @lunacelest4563 6 лет назад +300

    Simons face though XD

  • @dankdayeet3851
    @dankdayeet3851 3 года назад +2

    1:35 spongebob got me 😂😂 “Jeez Patrick it seems you care a lot about stupid stars…. Considering you are one”

  • @gravy4757
    @gravy4757 6 лет назад +340

    The SINGLE greatest roast in history
    (compilation)

  • @meh12482
    @meh12482 6 лет назад +1026

    The best way to counter a savage roast:
    No, u

  • @aprilias.8275
    @aprilias.8275 7 лет назад +332

    10:51
    Me: Birds can't kiss
    Ok that's it I already love my life.

  • @Imman2988
    @Imman2988 4 года назад +14

    "snuck isn't a word and you went to Harvard you should know that"
    Oh really, then why did autocorrect change it to snuck for me, huh?

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 7 лет назад +304

    She didn’t know snuck was a word 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @theseconds6373
      @theseconds6373 6 лет назад +41

      She was the one that didn't go to Harvard

    • @pauljanbeck259
      @pauljanbeck259 6 лет назад +1

      vcarter0723 i didnt know either

    • @pauljanbeck259
      @pauljanbeck259 6 лет назад +2

      sactown916 probably because im German ;)

    • @fargo6762
      @fargo6762 6 лет назад +3

      sactown916 ikr simple past tence word also don't know LMAO and then some more try to correct someone who went to harvard

    • @elizabeth712
      @elizabeth712 6 лет назад

      I sneeeeeeked into da room

  • @contrast2038
    @contrast2038 6 лет назад +220

    "Alot of people work hard for their dreams but it's not meant for everybody"
    "That's why you use AutoTune and I don't"
    LOL THAT HAD ME DEAD
    Btw what's the intro music?

  • @emmacobb5377
    @emmacobb5377 6 лет назад +362

    0:28 Simon’s face😂this guys knows a good burn

  • @amf2049
    @amf2049 3 года назад +12

    I feel bad for Mordakai. He was tricked, played with and obviously bamboozled

  • @jacobmelancon3727
    @jacobmelancon3727 6 лет назад +128

    Patrick: I wish I could live here.
    Spongebob: Really?
    Patrick: No.
    OHHHHHHHHhhHhHhHhHHHhhhHhHhHhHh

  • @jxomxo
    @jxomxo 7 лет назад +60

    Honestly, Judge Judy's response was even more savage

  • @salexxalt8831
    @salexxalt8831 7 лет назад +958

    4:35
    The best one, thank me later