" *geez Squidward, maybe santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said* " Edit: guys, I know that I copied what SpongeBob said, I just liked what SpongeBob said. So don't say *"oMg yOu lItErAlY cOpIeD wHaT sPoNgE sAid"*
*_“Someone outta put you in a box floatin' down the river grandma.”_* *_“sandy's a girl?”_* *_“gee squidward, maybe santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.”_*
0:02 Bubble Bass Roasted by Squidward 0:21 Spongebob Roasted by Patrick 0:31 Sandy Roasted by Patrick 0:51 Squidward roasted by Plankton's Spongebob robot. 1:01 Squidward attempts to roast Sponegbob but backfires 1:13 Squidward is roasted again by Spongebob unintentionally 1:20 Poor Squidward is roasted again by Spongebob. [3 Combo] 1:41 Squidward is roasted by Sandy... 1:49 and his mom. [6 KO humiliation- Squidward] 1:52 Patrick is roasted by Spongebob. 2:03 Squidward is roasted by Random Squid. 2:10 Plankton is roasted by Mr. Krabs 2:27 Sandy is roasted by Squidward 2:38 Spongebob is roasted by Mrs. Puff 2:55 Patrick is roasted by civilian fish. 3:01 Entire family is roasted by Plankton. [3 Combo - Plankton] 3:37 Patrick is roasted by Spongebob. 3:46 Texas is roasted by Patrick 3:58 End AND THE RESULTS..> 3 pts for roast, -1 pt for roasted Final Score Roasts Got Roasted Score 1 Plankton 5 1 14pts 2 Spongebob 5 2 13pts 3 Patrick 3 3 6pts T4 Random Squid 1 0 3pts T4 Mr. Krabs 1 0 3pts T4 Civilian Fish 1 0 3pts T4 Squidward's Mom 1 0 3pts T4 Mrs. Puff 1 0 3pts 9 Squidward 3 7 2pts 10 Sandy 1 2 1pt T11 Texas 0 1 -1pts (RIP TEXAS) T11 Bubble Bass 0 1 -1pts 13 Family 0 3 -3pts I oversimplified this video :3 Edit: Thanks for 1.7k+ Likes
ClueBlue “My wish is that people of bikini bottom would stop paying any attention to the imane dribble that is constantly screaming out of this Dunder heads mouth!”
As a child I heard my friends parents saying that their kids weren’t allowed to watch spongebob because it was rude and inappropriate. I never understood why they said that until I heard “someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma”😂
"Take that pile of filfh out" "You shouldn't talk about squidward like that"😂😂😂😂 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😂
@@bluekatriel The salad thing by itself is a roast, which is what he was referring to and I was just bringing it up that in the other episodes he really projects that and that adds insult in injury. And if they did there's bound to be people who didn't anyways.
That was a good one actually as well
Coming from someone who has no live
Xd
Your right
Hi Jack
@@danecagno588"live" 💀
0:00
“Let me guess tiny, a small salad?”
Why is nobody talking about it, it’s by far one of the best roasts
CactusBanana Excatly that's what I was thinking
It's probably the best one lmao
The best one is the stupid star one
CactusBanana I know right
We serve food here sir!
The “OOOOHHH” clip is only really effective when used once
PzKitty678 yea fucking ruined it big time for muah
Yep.
Nobody asked
OOOOOHHHHHH
I like it
Really wish he didn’t have the OOOOOOH after every one gets annoying
Jay jay it hurts my ears
Your pp 🤣
Jeff Meren same
Jay jay true but what can you do
DEEEAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!
The part where Plankton roasts that entire family is my favorite one lmao 😂😂🤣🤣
laugh laugh box box
Yeah me to wkwkwk
Somebody should put you in a box floating down the river grandma 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 planton got joked on the holl family
Same bro
the gramma one is mine
“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!” Lmao 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bob ikr lol
I reach this comment at the same time that appears on the video
Omg i loved dat one
me @ my "friends"
☠️
Ikr
This is how many times Spongebob roasted Squidward
⬇️
Melissa Tahirova is just me, or did i like while i was watching spongebob roasted squidward
i don't know 😂
Stop ✋ Squidward abuse
Melissa Tahirova like beggar
Melissa Tahirova
911
3:05 If only Plankton roasted his food the way he roasted that family, he wouldn't even need the secret formula!
This is exactly why his wife is a 2D program.
They both seem 1-D to me.
plankton only gets the d
@@vexital_0136 Pfff....hahahahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂😂
your boi king 🤣
what about the very first line
"let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
that's pure sarcasm
I know right
We where all thinking it
So I’m the only one annoyed by the clip played after every one
Not the only one.
That's what makes it so funny.
No
@@studtistics2448 No.
Yes
Rip spongebob creator we will miss you
😢💔🍃😭
😥😥😥 I hope that make new episode
? Wrong vid
Yeah we'll never know the secret formula now.
ItzEnder Animates without the creator the new episodes suck
God when the SpongeBob creator when he died: 3:37 ((I'm sorry))
"Geez Squidward maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said"
I died XD
Same
I thought it was Sandy but I guess you’re right..
2 people said “same” 🤣
Maybe Santa will get me a dictionary so that I can understand what you just said yingpan2216
“I wish I lived there.”
“Really?”
“NO.”
@TLR
"No". Patrick is a savage.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
We saw the video, you don't need to quote it.. Unoriginal douche
@@dc5311 BOI
Channel Name nobody even wants you here
Squidward: That is the stupidest dance move I’ve ever seen
Spongebob: who put you on the planet
*By far is one of his best roast* 😂😭
I liked 1:21 😂😂
The people that went "ohh" kinda ruins it
Desiree xYoongi ill give u a free replay oof 1:02
Cøøkie Nya lol thanks you’re so kind🙏🏾
RandomGamingxd So true
Spongebob: "Jeez squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said."
Squidward: "...."
I am the one
Thats how i roasted my friend LOL
*_G A Y_*
*_OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_*
The way how the roast synced with the song help-
The Ooooh meme isnt even a meme anymore. Too overused in this video.. Anyone agree with me?
Like Beggar :)
No.
bobbie Romero smiley face lol
Way too much
@@lepau2702 You're also begging for likes
I dont think the "sandy is a girl?" is roast,its more of patrick being stupid
Accidental roasts are the best
Yeah it seemed like he was genuinely confused
I never realized SpongeBob SquarePants features so much savagery
Edit: thanks for all the likes! Never had this much before! I can barely get 10 :D
K
@@Chefgaming4 Savage
@@Just_Gaming you talking to me? Then if yes thx
@@Chefgaming4 yes I am
hey pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town?
Plankton just roasted 4 people in a row😎😎😎😎😎😎
Ayeeeeee
That was savage right lol 😂
Ann Patterson IKR?! Grandma got issues now, she the one who needs a mental hospital now!
No, Plankton just roasted the whole family right there
Ann Patterson ikr
“Sandys a girl?”
@galaxy wolf *OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!*
*Gee Aleksandar Vil maybe Santa Will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said* 🤣
Wow
Is it?
OOoOoOoooOoHhHhhH
“Let me guess tiny... A small salad”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:25 That's probably the most screwed up but also one of the funniest jokes in Spongebob history💀😂
yes, very brutal...
Copy catter
that’s the phœnix jailbreak logo
On your profile pic
Fr
3:12 ROASTED
3:20 COMBO X2
3:31 COMBO X3 *CRITICAL HIT*
Plankton is on a roast streak.
انا بفرك غنتك وللهyou have best video ولله I like your video 💓💕
When Plankton's had enough of everyone's shit
superMCcrafter25 z xbox
Ikr Plankton Deserves This...*Gives Plankton The Golden Sunglasses and A Cigarette* Lol
“Let me guess a small salad”
legend
R A D O N your icon picture.
legend
KayleeD23 I love you
14k of plankton's army disliked this
Or should I say...
GRASS
lol
This is how many times Patrick roasted SpongeBob
⬇
R/IHadAStroke
yes lol Like beggar.
@@alexxd5489 this isn't reddit...
885
That’s more than how many episodes they have
" *geez Squidward, maybe santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said* "
Edit: guys, I know that I copied what SpongeBob said, I just liked what SpongeBob said. So don't say *"oMg yOu lItErAlY cOpIeD wHaT sPoNgE sAid"*
OHHHHHHHHH
hanna Morales as I read this it played in the video lol
*OOOOOOHHHHH*
the face squidward makes right before the drop is hilarious
not even a roast lol
Spongebob:"Who put you on the planet"
Me:god
Joe
No ur atoms were always on earth since the formation of the planet
“We serve food here sir” *-Gordon Ramsey, 2019*
LTK_ Viled I LOVE THIS-
"Take that pile of filth out"
"You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that" 😂😂
1Bbg_CookiE X that is the best roast
OHHHHHHHH
1Bbg_CookiE X I'm your 200th liker
"Considering you are one"
It boosted
“We serve food here, sir!”
😂😂😂😂
Naomi Wolfe OHHHHHHH
This had me decreased
Ryan Robinson Lol 😂
we serve food here, not garbage bags
POOOOOOOOOOOOOH
The “OHHH” transition is getting really annoying
Shut up
Edwurrd you shut up you Fortnite garbage fuck
@@ruckusmma Got your panties in a wad there bud?
MasterOfCheetahz stfu
it really is fucking annoying, the only people who find it funny are people under the age of 13
3:26 *"Someone should put you in a BOX floating down the RIVER GRANDMAHH"*
That screaming makes it hilarious xDD
Patrick : *_Who cares about a stupid star?_*
Sponge : *_It looks like you would care A LOT of stupid stars, considering YOU ARE ONE!_*
OMG that was so funny
*sandy is a girl?????*
*O O O O O O O O O O O O*
*ROASTED*
He said it seems like though
This is how many episodes spongebob will have in the future.
👇
More than 46
Not gonna change that 69
75 sir that’s my childhood
congratulations you have made this comment the new "anyone watching in 2019?"
WhiteNiteHero first
"Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player"
Squidward was a low budget clarinet player 🔥🔥💀💀
Plankton is so savage he roasted a whole family
Yeah he did but Krabs roasted his family by referring to them as “grass” lol
hehe.
No krabs did
he was referring to 3:04
*"Someone should put u in a box floating down the river GRANDMA"* XD
Carrie Mcgregor lol!!😂🤣🤣🤣
Tami Love me too
*OOOOOOOOOO*
Carrie Mcgregor I know
The "ohhhh" after every clip made it unenjoyable
3:26 I guess family DOSEN'T have to look alike. What a relief.
“That was a foul!”
“TELL IT TO YO MAMA SQUIDWARD”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kate Breeding what episode is this? Anyone know?
Bobby Moore sorry I don’t know
Kate Breeding its ok!
Bobby Moore it’s new
@@NewYorkMets978 it's in sportz?
Sandy’s a girl
Literally people when they show me
Nagisa x Karma I am a girl ;)))
Neko chan UWU
Neko chan ALSO MY NAME IS SANDY
Kanoroki Akabane I just noticed your username too 🖤🖤👌🏻
Neko chan I know uwu
*_“Someone outta put you in a box floatin' down the river grandma.”_*
*_“sandy's a girl?”_*
*_“gee squidward, maybe santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.”_*
“Gee Patrick, it seems like you’d care a lot about stupid stars, considering you are one”
L e t t M e G u e s s T i n y A S m a l l S a l a d ?...
@emaceo Let* Guess*
@@berrinom3068 Go away smelly.
@@berrinom3068 Hey autocorrect did you know the thing you need to correct is your life
A fellow bikini bottom person
i worship your profile pic
*“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma!!”*
😂😂😂
Kitty Kat that was brutal 😂😂😂
You're probably right 😔
EdgyJapaneseGirl that was good and funny😂😂😀
EdgyJapaneseGirl I remember that after all these years 😂 it made me laugh so hard when I heard that as a kid
Twisting Dervole Im 15 and it still makes me laugh till this day😂
18 million views goes to show how savage spongebob series is
“Tell it to yo mama Squidward!”
“Do we have to wear pickle jars?”
Top 2 best roasts in this video
Tell it to yo mama was by far the cringiest one in this video
@@barackobama9958 ruclips.net/video/-oXdEtRzik0/видео.html
"Tell it to Joe squidward"
I never noticed how savage this shows was when I was 5 lol
"Look around you krabs"
"you planted grass"😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit;thx for the likes
@Muzzammil Roadwall go to 2:11
Was literally reading this comment when it was playing on the video 😂
Planted grass lol
@Muzzammil Roadwall the joke is there is alot of planktons but they look like grass
Muzzammil Roadwall dude your dumb af your IQ is low and your brain probably always hurts
The "we serve food here, sir" is what made me like this show finally as a kid (I didn't like it before.) XD
The OHHHH is really hurting my ear
2:10
Krabs: You and what army
Plankton: look around Krabs
Krabs: You planted grass?
Best roast ever!!🔥🔥🤣
Bryson Lafer ikr
:/
Roast and rhymes
@@xogabriel United Plankton
@@gab9009Amy
0:02 Bubble Bass Roasted by Squidward
0:21 Spongebob Roasted by Patrick
0:31 Sandy Roasted by Patrick
0:51 Squidward roasted by Plankton's Spongebob robot.
1:01 Squidward attempts to roast Sponegbob but backfires
1:13 Squidward is roasted again by Spongebob unintentionally
1:20 Poor Squidward is roasted again by Spongebob. [3 Combo]
1:41 Squidward is roasted by Sandy...
1:49 and his mom. [6 KO humiliation- Squidward]
1:52 Patrick is roasted by Spongebob.
2:03 Squidward is roasted by Random Squid.
2:10 Plankton is roasted by Mr. Krabs
2:27 Sandy is roasted by Squidward
2:38 Spongebob is roasted by Mrs. Puff
2:55 Patrick is roasted by civilian fish.
3:01 Entire family is roasted by Plankton. [3 Combo - Plankton]
3:37 Patrick is roasted by Spongebob.
3:46 Texas is roasted by Patrick
3:58 End
AND THE RESULTS..> 3 pts for roast, -1 pt for roasted
Final Score Roasts Got Roasted Score
1 Plankton 5 1 14pts
2 Spongebob 5 2 13pts
3 Patrick 3 3 6pts
T4 Random Squid 1 0 3pts
T4 Mr. Krabs 1 0 3pts
T4 Civilian Fish 1 0 3pts
T4 Squidward's Mom 1 0 3pts
T4 Mrs. Puff 1 0 3pts
9 Squidward 3 7 2pts
10 Sandy 1 2 1pt
T11 Texas 0 1 -1pts (RIP TEXAS)
T11 Bubble Bass 0 1 -1pts
13 Family 0 3
-3pts
I oversimplified this video :3
Edit: Thanks for 1.7k+ Likes
First to reply
You have to much time on your hands with that being said wanna play gwent
@@geraltofrivia1599 ?
Addition to that: Black people react video 18-0
Timline😀
"Sandy's a girl?" 0:47
*in loving memory of patrick star. cause of death: strangled by sandy*
"Sandy's a girl?"
The realest question I've ever heard on SpongeBob
2:58 roasted by a side character
Michelle Ragoobar XD
Michelle Ragoobar yo I was weak💀💀
Yeah and by far one of my favorite roasts
Michelle Ragoobar i couldn't catch what he says, someone help
axelDota "Hey pal did you just fly in from stupid town?"
*Squidward roasts - 3*
*Patrick Roasts - 3*
*Spongebob roasts - 5*
*Sandy roasts -1*
*Krabs roasts - 1*
*Miss Puff - 1*
*Plankton - 4*
*Fish - 1*
*squidwards mother - 1*
u planted grass?
Spongebob squarepants series entirely-
*OVER NINE - THOUUUSSASNNDDD*
I am going to KERMIT suicide
You forgot Squidward's mother
Andrei Tutuian GRASS!?!?!
*Me and my friends in a roast battle*
Me: well you’re stupid!
My friends:
would have been funnier without the “OHHHH!!!” but alrighttttt...
Who put u on the Planet
Orbit Draws possibly aliens
Orbit Draws ur probably like 12 years old. fuck outta here lmao
Zizzy The Zebra ur like 16 bro.
what kind of fuck name username is Zizzy the zebra ?? 😂😂
“I wish I lived there!”
“Really?”
“No”
I can’t breathe.
No kidding Sherlock
And that dumb star is supposed to be Spongebobs best friend
One bedroom.
You can't breath because you're underwater.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Mr crabs:Put that filth in the garbage
Spongebob:HUUH YOU SHOULDENT TALK TO SQWIDWIRD LIKE THAT!
Me:LOL I don’t even know how to spell
Sworder 2.O That one was so funny 😂
Well what Mr. Crabs said was true.
*Krabs *shouldn’t *Squidward
B
@@youngsoundp It doesn't matter bc this is the internet
Plankton does more roasting than stealing the formhla
"We serve food here sir"
Spongebob is like the innocent one in your class that gives good comebacks without knowing
Random Commenter righttt
Random Commenter ikr
Thats me in school lol
@@viviancenotto3338 *That's* not Thats
SweetChcolate05 YT Oh God, grammar police
Plankton: Look around you Krabs.
Mr.Krabs: *YoUpLaNtEdGrAsS?*
OOOOOOHHHHHH
One of my favorite lines 😂😂
Yo up la n't Ed. Gr as s?
I love this one 😂
Plankton: Grass? (Laughs obnoxiously)
The mixed clips in this video perfectly illustrate the discrepancy in quality between the old episodes and the new ones.
One of the best videos I have ever watched! 😂👌
i think deep inside spongebob he knows exacly what he's saying :)
Yes
Yep
RIP Stephen Hillengberg can we get an F in the chat?
F...
f
F
F
Uck
I won’t say F I will just say I hope he is in a better place 💐
This masterpiece is back
Squidward:THAT WAS A FOUL!
Sandy:Tell that to you mama!
😭😂😭😂😆🤣
"Hey pal, you just blew in from stupid town?" 🔥😂
That is the best one for me haha 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣
Manuel Rogoz
It says “flew”
me too I think it was lol
•*NekoKittyYT Roblox Gameplay*• says blow but ok
The delivery on that one was on point!
Manuel Rogoz, right? 😅😂🤣😆
“Gee squidword maybe Santa will give me a dictionary for Christmas so I understand what you just said” ~ SpongeBob 1:35
I dont even understand what squidward was saything tho
ClueBlue
“My wish is that people of bikini bottom would stop paying any attention to the imane dribble that is constantly screaming out of this Dunder heads mouth!”
The best moment out of the whole video 😂😂😂
Someone call the ambulance someone just got seriously burned
Success Aruah I’d say Boi but..
I’m honestly speechless and I just wanted a reason to reply back :P
This has to be the best video on RUclips yet .
“I’ve heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich”
"That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen "
"Phsssh who put you on the planet"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Morgan DePottey lol
Oooooooo
Put that pile of fifth out
"Geez mr krabs don't talk about squidward like that"
I wish I lived there
Really?!?!
No XD
As a child I heard my friends parents saying that their kids weren’t allowed to watch spongebob because it was rude and inappropriate. I never understood why they said that until I heard “someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma”😂
That’s not inappropriate.... it is a kids show.
SpongeBob wasn’t playin with these.
"TAKE THAT PILE OF FILTH OUT!" SpongeBob: "U shouldn't talk about Squidward like that"
*fandom pulls out a ton of airhorns*
1:14
Krabs: Take that pile of filth out
Spongebob: "You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that.
*OOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooHHHHH*
That's my favorite roast!😂
This one is hilarious. Straight up SAVAGE
He got roasted harder than last night's pot roast
The one where plankton roasts a whole fish family is wild
“We should live here”
“Really..?”
“nO”
“oHhoHhoH”
“Sandy is a girl?”
yes
BRO
DAFUQ YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS XD
No it's a dog
Plankton "The Fuck u say to me u little Shit
“6”
“Oooooh-“
“Hundred.”
Dead 💀😂
Naomi Wolfe lol
LMAO!
Audience: *OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!*
I’d say the roast in the first one is when squidward says “Let me guess tiny, a small salad?”
The Best Roast is where spongebob said "Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said."
How is that even a roast? If anything, he made himself look dumb by not knowing words.
This is how much plankton roasted families
👇🏻
Lets see if he can roast 10 families!
First
To reply to this comment
@@shaneakin19 so
...
Let's see if he can survive trying.
He roasted 208 families
"Take that pile of filfh out"
"You shouldn't talk about squidward like that"😂😂😂😂
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😂
I love that one
i read this as the part came up
Juliana A-kazad it’s spelled filth
@@thegodlybeast9667 that's one way to ruin it
REEN BOLA 🤦🏽♂️
I've never realized how truly savage this show is
1:49 “mama?”
“Don’t wanna hear it”
*ohhhhhhhhh*
Bro the small salad joke should have counted as a roast.
So true
And the fact that squidward said they serve food even though he's known for absolutely hating krabby patties.
@@adrian5866 dude i dont wanna be rude but he's knews ????
@@bluekatriel The salad thing by itself is a roast, which is what he was referring to and I was just bringing it up that in the other episodes he really projects that and that adds insult in injury. And if they did there's bound to be people who didn't anyways.
@@adrian5866 thx for that dude sorry if i offended you btw 😐
Neptune's Preserver!?
How long can she stay like that?
I don't know
*Sandy's a girl*
*OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
XD
Sandy’s pissed off face 0_0
😂😂😂😂
I don’t get it tho
We serve food here sir 😐
1:21 is the greatest roast in the history of mankind
Is this da krusty crab
No this is patrick
No this is patrick
Yesn't, this is Pa🅱️rick
Alan Santiago is this patrick
No this is the krusty crab😂
rip xxx
Krusty Krab*
You fools.
i’m BEGGING for a part 2
Collin Hancock me too
PLEASE.
Do it
ME TOO
e
Nothing will ever top Plankton roasting the whole family.
“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river GRANDMA!” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Tbh squidwerd already roasted the first guy by saying "let me guess tiny a small salad"
R.I.P squidwad
1 like = 1 Extra roast
I didn't know i spelled squidwad wrong. But imma keep it that way (OMEGA LOL)
Woah 3k (ALI A INTRO PLAYS)
*yes... Squidwad*
NOICE
SquidWAD
SquidwarRd?
@@dragonfan05d60 congratulations you spelled it properly