Trump’s Big Mouth Could Land Him in Jail & Puppy Killer Kristi Noem Lies About Meeting Kim Jong Un
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2024
- Guillermo was at the roast of Tom Brady, in NY the Judge in the hush money trial found Trump to be in contempt for violating the terms of his gag order again, he is threatening to throw Trump in jail if he doesn’t stop talking about the case, Trump’s alleged former mistress Karen McDougal posted a picture of the book “Catch and Kill” from the bathtub, potential Trump VP and puppy killer Kristi Noem has a book coming out tomorrow where she lies about meeting Kim Jong Un.
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I miss the good ole days when i didn’t think half the country was in a cult.
Couldn’t agree with you more. So many have forgotten about Jim Jones-just drink the Kool-Aid…
Absolutely 💯🇺🇸💙💙💙
It is said in a book that in the end people "will suffer a great delusion."
@@slevenkelevra3813 You mean, that other cult's book?
@@TheBibleSkepticfitting username. this what you do for fun? lol
A book worth burning.
That is great
LOL!
Well said. Cruelty shouldn’t be rewarded or make any profit.
Ghhaaad! Noem is a REAL POLITICIAN! Lies straight to your face by NOT answering a direct question.
The real trial is in November. Focus up. And let's get it done.
U mean trump2024...?
o culty
Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy what a disgrace.
Well, she is a proud Christian, and that’s just the way they do life. Very normal Christian indeed.
A puppy, a goat, and 3 horses. And that was just one day. Good thing none of her kids acted up that day.
Absolutely agree 💯💯🇺🇸💙💙💙
And only a fake rancher/dog owner thinks a 14 month puppy is untrainable
So what your saying is, she's a perfect match for Trump.
Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy what a disgrace
Well that explains that!😂
During psychological evaluations they ask if you harm animals so this may be a symptom of something.
We get what we give
It’s like seth meyers says the horse were trying to unionize with the other animals to take the tyrant down
same comment twice?
Mere fines for all the broken gag orders are an insult to all Americans who clung to the fiction that the system was still working and there was still some semblance of law and order. Openly pissing in our faces and telling us it's rain.
I agree
How about if you get put in jail you loose the secret service protection
Lose
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Four Native Indian tribes in South Dakota (Noem the lunatic's home state), banned her from coming anywhere near their reservations even before puppygate broke...smart people!
When is she up for reelection in South Dakota?
@@pierrojules Next election she won’t be able to run because of term limits. That day can’t come soon enough. Through I doubt her replacement will be any better.
If only the rest of the nation had that option!
@@collinswisher6566 Oh you're absolutely right! No wonder she wants that VP job so badly! Guess she kinda shot herself in the foot with all these awful self proclaimed revelations in her memoir...RIP Cricket.
They learned it the hard way to keep idiots with guns away
Mark Twain quote
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot!
Never argue with a fool or you will just be a fool PROVERBS
That is sadly true with the maga followers. The way they twist the facts and the truth is baffling.
“What can you do, against the lunatic , who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?”
― George Orwell, 1984
Doesn’t this behavior being portrayed by some in the Republican Party not concern anyone?!! Are we going to have to fight our neighbors just to survive? This behavior worries me. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Yes, we will. Prepare. Even if it doesn't happen, you will still be prepared.
If I was an American I’d be very worried!
That B comparing Sunday school kids to a murderous dictator?🙄🤦
Jimmy's insults just get better and better. 😂😂😂
She was asked a direct question and refused to answer it truthfully. Need you know more?
promote her to press secretary
She must have attended Trump uni to give such a straight answer.
Well, we know who she’s been taking lessons from! lol
Just like the other VP candidate, evading answering to whether he would accept any election result, like Neo dodging bullets. It's unbelievable how they behave, and how many people trust them. I would not trust any current Republican with a lemonade stand.
"...I'm not going to talk about specific leaders..." - yeah, you did, at least about NK leader
What a KILLER show, great job once again Mr. Kimmel - I never miss your monologue ! Thanks for the laughs, good belly laughs!!!!
Kimmel is on a role! I just thank GOD he's on National TV!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
He's on a "Role" alright... he's playing it Perfectly 👌
He's also on a Roll call list, on Page 3 , from Flight Logs, that everyone's forgot was released just a few years ago amongst other drops regarding kimmy.
Whoever is in charge of real Justice, get in touch, I have the evidence saved on my old phone
If Trump gets a cavity search, they're going to find Lindsey Graham for sure.
😂😂😂😂👍🏼
I grew up on a working dairy farm with 165 bovine family members. We did not ever snuff them out the way Kristi did Cricket.
We humanly euthanized animals with a local vet. And we were in business during the 60s, 70s, 80s and early 90s. And we never snuffed a single puppy.
We also never declared bankruptcy.
Unlike trump.
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Yeah , the people at the Ohio Dairy farm said that too until the secret cameras went in .
Noem doesn't live on a farm, she doesn't know billygoats stink. 😂
That's bc ur family is healthy mentally & emotionally and not psychopath killers. stay well
@@bakenumber4 Thank you, you too❣️
Trump has declared bankruptcy SIX times! He'd be penniless if he ever paid all his debts. He's not a financial genius, but a financial scammer.
She should be reported to SPCA for animal abuse n arrested!
Enough with the threats, put him in jail. He's not special or above the law. Obey the law anyone else would be in jail already . What is this judge afraid of?
His supporters who have already said they would riot if tRUMP goes to jail
MAGA supporters coming after his family
Agreed
Because the judge knows he's a bigger the piece of s***. By allowing prosecution witnesses to say whatever they want about the case in public with no restraint put gagging the president I'm making any statements pretty much throws the trial against Trump.
The horses were old, the goat was smelly and the puppy killed a bunch of chickens. Sounds familar. 77 years old, wears diapers and loves KFC. 🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She shot horses too!?
3 of them.
If trump had any self awareness, he'd be nervous, and with good reason!
Kimmel on Trump's gag order: "It's like trying to get a dog to stop licking itself"
Except , only people that have never had dogs would think you should try to stop them from licking themselves when it's a totally natural self grooming process for them. I know you guys don't know much about self grooming or bathing but yeah , totally natural for a dog to lick itself .
@@tabularasa7775OMG, it was a JOKE, Sheldon!
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😮
With that shameful justice system, don't believe a judge will ever send him to jail😬
Yeah, Robert Kraft is kind of the guy who... oh wait you probably meant another one of them.
4:40 There is eternal justice right cousin.
Norm is a perfect sidekick for trump. Bullshit and cruelty go hand in hand.
Yeah, but I don't think he likes any competition.
Kristi Noem is trying to outdo South Carolina, Florida, and Mississippi in the dumbing down category.
She’s creepy
And Sarah Palin 😂
And she's winning by a mile.
And Alabama, don't forget...
Iowa demands to be included in this list.
Oh Jimmy! You’re so hard on poor Donny VonSchitzenPants 😂
HAHAHA....That's "DOZER" Von Schitzenpantz !!! 🤣😝
so hard for him more like
@@tabularasa7775 How could you tell given the size of the mushroom in his tiny little fingers if it's hard or not?
A criminal psychologist once reported in a court trial concerning a sadistic serial killer that initial signs were first exhibited when the killer first started killing domestic & backyard animals before moving on to young women
Great Line "She had a shot - she used it on her dog."
She put down her dog but Jimmy put HER down.
And apparently, nearly his Son.
Love Kimmel's monolgues. They make my day.
You must have a pretty dull life if that’s the case 😂
The greatest
@@yasuke1280why be snarky? Not very nice
@@yasuke1280 So why are you here watching then? You aren't sad and dull are you? 😢
me too! I usually watch in the am but I'm awake late
If you can’t be trusted with small things, you can’t be trusted in large things.
Right on . . . very biblical, and applicable. (Gospel of Luke, Ch 16, v. 10 . . . notable that they are Jesus' words.)
If Noem can't be trusted with taking care of a dog, a goat, and a horse, then why should she be trusted with taking care of people? Who voted for her to be governor? Too many brainwashed people.
... it's not the size of the red button that matters 😂
@@Mondfischli Just ask Stormy Daniels
Worked out for her and her husband
I love ya Jimmy ..just wanna give a big hug for being you ..thank you for making sense of this crazy America at the moment!!🤣🤣🫡🫡
Oh man the last bit with the Derby...
Priceless..
"Kristi Noem claims to be a 'child pastor' - what does that even mean? Can't imagine entrusting her with children, much less a dog. It's baffling how she's a governor.
A "child Pastor" who met Kim Jong Un. It's called making stuff up as you go along!
If she murders puppies imagine what she might do kids she didn't like
@@jillschwab7539 "He was untrainable, and I had to make a hard decision."
She refers to children as "little tyrants."
What kind of Sunday School was SHE running?
She takes the bad kids out behind the church to "meet their maker".
She also claimed she turned down a meeting with Macron but that was proven a lie as well.
Why would any world leader be meeting with the governor of South(?) Dakota, it's that bit that has me utterly baffled.
@@marygillmeister6013 Maybe it was George Devolder Santos PRETENDING to be Macron.
@@marygillmeister6013she’s a legend in her own mind.
She meant DISNEY WORLD leaders.( the mouse, the duck, the mermaid.....)
@@tomcostello8220This is becoming more and more scenes from Austin Powers. A bunch of lunatics attempting to take over America. It's funny and scary simultaneously.
Yes or NO answer the damn question Noemobrains!!
Love Jimmy he loves talking the truth about Trump and love how it get's to Trump ! keep it up Jimmy
how is she getting interviewed for what michael vick was sent to prison for
Totally agree 💯🇺🇸💙
her skin color
Not what he was sent to prison for.
Dog fighting
BECAUSE OF THAT SKIN COMPLEXION!!!! VICK WASN'T THAT COMPLEXION
Why are people like Noem, Trump, and Greene even remotely considered for public office?
And I don‘t mean by the system, I mean by the votership…
if you find out, let us know
Insanity!
These people are more successful versions of the people voting for them. They represent their constituents perfectly.
Really? When trump announced his campaign he said horrific things about Mexicans and he's had a vise grip on the Republican party ever since. They believe he hates the same people they hate. It's really as simple as that.
Murica
Isn't killing animals as a child a sign of possible serial killer traits or something like that?
Yes... Indeed it is!
Jimmy missed the fact that she retracted a statement from her book called NO GOING BACK
Everyone was right. She is nuts.
They are auditioning to be Trumps no 2. Think about that sentence for a second.
i thought the same
Sounds about right.
Potty time
Not trumps #. 2 americas #2
Mr Kimmel, your writers are WORLD CLASS.
Good delivery by Kimmel, no doubt.
Therapeutic 🤣😂😅thanks Jimmy
Found in contempt of court ten times...any other citizen would already be in jail...
Yes, this judge has proven to be as completely ineffective. Useless. Weak. And probably owned by trump.
unless they are an illegal who commited a violent crime!
@@jewelrymaker1607yup the courts wouldn’t even let them be in contempt. Straight to jail for them. No contempt no nothing
His rights were violated, the fk did you expect?
@@dennyedquistjr1979No they weren't. At all.
If that judge doesn't throw him in jail, trump will only get bolder
But if they do it will only increase his martyrdom. His base will pitch a fit.
Trump wants to be jailed
@@gary-rr7jpSo where does it end? The orange one just continues to do damage with no accountability?
Omg the jail outfit will match his face
@@gary-rr7jp Irrelevant. "His base" will votefor him, martyr or not 🤷🏻♂️
Kristy needs to go to jail. Boycott her book.
Noem nuts
These politicians who just can’t (refuse) to answer a question 🤦♂️. Just admit you didn’t meet Un and be done. You do not have to, not answer the question by continuously saying “I met many world leaders”.
Damn this is so exhausting.
If Melania doesn’t stand with Trump why should America?
I can think of one or two reasons...
She doesn’t lie down with him either
Totally agree 💯🇺🇸💙
Didn’t I see the identical comment on Colbert tonight?
I don't think his kids have even shown up!!
OMG, this woman is freakin NUTS!! Another George Santos.
At least Santos didn't brag about killing a puppy
It’s incomprehensible to me that someone did not read their own book before it was published. The thought that she did not read that book after it was in print, but before its release to anyone is proof of her incredible incompetence and probable illiteracy.
She literally read the audio version.
Just like agent orange 🍊
OMG Jimmy, I just spit out my dinner from laughing too hard! 😂😂😂
If he is a convicted felon, he should not have secret service protection.
when was he convicted?
@@brianclark9110I believe the comment was "If he is a convected felon". Emphasis on the word "if"!
He @@brianclark9110he was convicted of sexual assault in court and owes the victim 80 million.. understand now?
That WE taxpayers pay for...😂
@@brianclark9110 I said if. Obviously, if he ends up going to jail, he would be.
When will Trump go to jail? Ten contempt's of court and still just another warning.
Really, I saw a judge give a woman 24 hours for contempt when she wouldn't stop crying. Jail is most Judges first move.
Being careful not to mistrial?
Exactly. It's total BS. Typical citizens would have been locked up long ago. Enough is enough already.
X45 just earned a free sandwich from Subway...
Exactly
K..THATS the best one yet, Jimmy…Count Flatula🤣🤣🤣
Kimmel and the writers are WINNING!
Christy Noem's book is already on markdown at Dollar Tree. 😂 The Fascist Cosplay Traveling Circus Roadshow.
It's cheaper on Temu!
😂😂😂😂😂
Who ARE these politicians? Jesus Christ. Gop is a joke.
The GOP has degenerated so much in the last several years, and I say that as someone who is mostly conservative. I get the feeling that a party "crash" is coming, but then what?
@@PeterLawton Third party? Dems, Trumpists, and rational conservatives?
Wait until we read the chapter in Kristi's book where she acknowledges getting the idea of dragging her puppy to the gravel pit from donnie's auto-biography where he talks about dragging his VP to the noose...
That judge doesn't have the balls to lock up that crook. Any other person would've been in a cell after the second offense. And even now, he says "If you do it again I will CONSIDER jail time.
It's both embarrassing for the country and historic to have to lock up your own president, before conviction at that, and his supporters may carry out terrorist attacks that would cost lives, so he is only going to do it as a last resort.
She also claimed she had a meeting with French President Macron, whose office issued a flat out denial of any such meeting. What else is in this book ?
It is a bizarre claim. World leaders don't meet with state governors. And why would meeting with world leaders be a reason to vote for Noem?
JK hit it on the head, when he said she is a female version of George santos!!!
Obviously.
The chapter where she beat George Santos to the discovery of the Southern Pole !
Was truly incredible 😂
I’ll wait for the media to tell me. I wouldn’t give her a penny!
Vote Blue to save our country from this criminal.
Vote Green to stop them both. The only thing that changes is one is red the other blue both live in the pockets of the rich.
He's a psychopath.
Absolutely totally agree 💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
No
& his potential 🐕💀g vp too 😠
That Jong-un reference is incredible! How could she even say that, or not remove it!
@5:09 watch her smirk a little when the interviewer says "...after you shot the dog..." a smile flashes on her face.
Judge Merchan basically admitted that, yes, there ARE two justice systems. 😡😡😡
Merchan has been driving Trump crazy by not letting Trump have the jail photo opportunity early, on Trump's terms, when Trump wants it. Trump wants it to happen early, before the paper trail and all evidence and testimony are well understood by the public. Later, it will be much harder to use the orange jumpsuit as a way to pretend to be a victim.
Fox is fake screaming there was no crime, but that does not fly for two reasons. One is that Trump's falsification of business records was illegal, along with Trump directing others to do the dirty mechanical parts of falsification. The other reason is that without that false records deception in 2015, it would have been impossible for citizen Trump to be a candidate in 2016. His lies, and the lies of people who planned the lies with him, those lies interfered with the 2016 election.
Some people are pretending that the only way Trump could interfere with the 2016 election would have been to let his lies become visible with his tax returns in 2017. No. The crimes, lies, and their impacts happened _before_ that election. Without those crimes and lies, Trump would not be sleeping and farting in a courtroom today...
There's just one, but it's pay-to-win.
"basically Admitted..." what? When and to Who was this 'admission' made. A source and a verbatim quote would be nice. I have heard rumors of a two tired justice system that favors the the wealthy over regular folks such as myself. Say it ain't so!!!
No, he didn't.
@@bellabunnell3174 Yes he did, also according to the Merchan decision that I already knew about b4 watching JK. The judge is treating Trump much much differently than the average alleged criminal, giving him chance after chance, and pointing out that he's a former prez and may be again, so that prison is the absolute last resort. None of that should matter.
Being in a jail cell with Trump would be cruel and unusual punishment.
Best writers & host in late night.
I have to watch this guy in the mornings online to brighten my day ...thanks J.K.
"No Going Back"... except to retract lies that have been exposed in the public.
People need credibility, it’s the only way. No one like a book full of goat manure
I was surprised they said they were going to do that at the end. Correcting yourself is a very unRepublican thing to do, admiting you were wrong or lied.
She forgot the rest of the title
"....To Truth!"
And the sequel, "There's No Coming Back".
@@garymountcastle6657
It may have been the book publisher’s idea. They don’t want to ruin their reputation by claiming a book is factual and then being proven wrong. I imagine they are not too happy with her right now. 😂
'Don't pass go, and head directly to jail.'
pull pants down moon crowd
Bob Barker passed away in August 2023. The majority of his estate (about $70-million) was donated to 40 different animal and military charities, which was no surprise, given his life as a vegetarian and an outspoken animal rights advocate.
Perfectly delivered monologue. Good to have Jimmy and all the late night hosts cover all of this hilarious insanity 😸
"He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals".
Immanuel Kant
@@toqtoq3361 Why would the majority of Americans be aware of any philosophy? Most of us work mindless jobs and an education would be a pointless and expensive waste of time. Same reason a pack mule or gear in a machine doesn't know Kant.
@@filonin2
“Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.”
― Blaise Pascal
@@toqtoq3361 You doubt if a majority in the US ‘nowadays’ knows about Kant? Are you suggesting a majority of Americans used to have a grasp of western philosophy?? Lol 😂
@@filonin2 You still can have an intelligent and inquiring mind.
Thank you for the Immanuel Kant reference!
I would NEVER vote for donald trump..EVER!!!!
What if he stops farting?
so you vote for the man who got us into 2 proxy wars? good job john
who cares???
👍🏻
I would never vote for Biden either
He’s absolutely allowed to talk about the case. He’s just barred from saying horrible things about the participants and jury, which is what he can’t seem to manage.
Wow... no.. he is literally Barred from "Talking about the case" regardless good or bad... Why Lie and make the side look more Cultish than already is??
This is one of those situations where someone say something
so insane that you just have to ignore them and walk away. No comment.
Oh she's a perfect match for the orange troll, they're both liars.
Quit with the threats, I’ve had enough of seeing that criminal free!! Lock his orange Corrupt self up NOW for good!! 😡😡
@@stephanielewis5595😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂 Exactly 💯
For what? Lol, I know you won't say but I thought I would try.
@@deezer-vj1eiFor violating the gag order. Are you following anything that's happening?
@@deezer-vj1ei He has been violating the gag order for the entire trial. His Atty's are gagging from the stench of his flatulence moving through 30 pounds of impacted waste. That's even enough to gag a magat, and that's saying something!
How could that Person ever became Gouverneur of a Federal State ?!? 😮💨
What were the People thinking at the Election?
Must be really difficult to say the word NO for those politicians 🤔 😅
Justice for Cricket!
If Trump keeps this up, they might consider giving him an even STERNER warning!
ohhhh not the sterner warning, that will shut him up.
No chicken mcnuggies for him 😢
😂😂😂
If I ever came to Hollywood I would try so hard to visit your show!
Lol. He has the best writers. Genius descriptions of all of his lackeys
So children are little tyrants?
Well, yes.
@@bryantaylor1572 Yeah I guess they can be. LOL
They will never answer yes or no to a yes or no question! 😠
You need to make it easier for them, yes or no is too complex
That "Keister Elf" joke snuck under the audience's radar.
“I’ve met with many world leaders but I’m not going to talk about specific meetings.” Yeah, except in the book, where you LIED about it.
Kristi Noem talks just like Donald Trump " The book is very, very good"
Yes I thought the same thing 🤣
Many MAGA hats are saying it's the best book they've never read
Another book full of LIES
Who cares? Nobody's going to buy it, anyway.
@@R4NDLL donors will buy up every copy to own the libs
The RNC will buy enough to put her on the best seller list.
Well, maybe not after this fallout, but I'm sure that was the plan. Looks good to be a governor with best seller book.
It's not a lie... IF you believe it!!! George Constanza.
Kristi Noem's second book coming out this fall will be called "The Art of Deflection."
Jimmy Kimmel you are the funniest man alive in my book. I can not stop watching you.
At least her book will be approved for the school libraries in Florida and Texas.
She really is just like Trump. "I've met with many, many world leaders, and I'm not gonna tell you who, but I've met with many of them, and they were the best world leaders, and they all had great things to say about me, and I won't tell you what they said, but they all agreed I was the best leader they'd ever met, and one of them even said he was sorry that he'd underestimated me, I won't tell you which one, but he said he'd underestimated me and that he shouldn't have done that and that he was sorry about that. But I've met with many, many world leaders."
Sounds like something Von SIP would say in one of his word salads
I'd pity the ghostwriter but they deserve no pity writing for clowns like that
@@jillschwab7539Von SIP!😂
Thanks for writing that to save all of us the effort. She also sees no irony in ''dealing with little tyrants'' and applying for a job with one.
😂😂😂😂... Brilliant
"I'm used to staring down little tyrants, I was a children's pastor after all"
The more I hear from this woman, the more I despise her. WTF who talks like that?
Pretty creepy, if even in jest, coming from someone in a place of power.
@@gary-rr7jpFirst thing I thought this woman is creepy as heck. Her & Trump big liars so tired of these Republicans.
Child abusers. HUGE red flag is talking negatively about children
Maybe the "little tyrants" had inconvenient questions about Christianity?
The judge makes a gag order ... trump lets one rip ... and the whole court room gags ...
Plz put him in jail, I would be soooo happy
Noem is nuts.
Noem is disturbed. She doesn't have an ounce of remorse for her obvious malicious behavior.
lol…Kristi is insane if she thinks she’s going anywhere in politics.
So the judge fines him $9k and promises to jail him the next time... then fines him $1k the next time? That's 10 chances to shut the eff up, but he still gets more chances???
Merchan did not promise to jail Trump the next time. He only said jail is a possibility. When fining for the 10th time, Merchan said, in effect, jail is a *probability*. I sure hope it's a certainty.