RTGame: The Great Cosmic Brownie Incident

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  • @2000-very-small-ants
    @2000-very-small-ants 9 месяцев назад +1145

    i can’t believe i caused the great cosmic brownie incident of 2023

  • @cameronwilsey9334
    @cameronwilsey9334 9 месяцев назад +1061

    It's cute that Dan would think an American snack is perishable

    • @farribastarfyre
      @farribastarfyre 9 месяцев назад +108

      [slaps little debbie product]
      "This bad boy can fit so many artificial preservatives in it"

    • @unquestionableexistance8704
      @unquestionableexistance8704 7 месяцев назад +10

      Its like im eating plastic!

    • @Tetracera.
      @Tetracera. 5 месяцев назад +5

      only exception would be fudge rounds, i found a box at the back of my cabinet that expired like 3 years prior, the creme filling turned into a cheese of some sort.

  • @grantcooper5799
    @grantcooper5799 9 месяцев назад +1555

    At the end, he tells chat not to send him perishable goods (or drugs) but little does he know that cosmic brownies are non-perishable...

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 9 месяцев назад +178

      That’s true, they are like twinkies, they could survive the apocalypse, I had some that were four years out of date and they still tasted just as mediocre and underwhelming as when I last had them.

  • @notmariolevi2863
    @notmariolevi2863 9 месяцев назад +814

    You know, I thought this was going to be a story about how Daniel accidentally did drugs back in college, but hey this is good too..

    • @luigiboyinblu
      @luigiboyinblu 9 месяцев назад +34

      This is somehow much more in character

    • @sadyeehaw2790
      @sadyeehaw2790 9 месяцев назад +7

      that's what I was expecting too

    • @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan
      @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan 9 месяцев назад +14

      I mean I have a story about it that (although I was in highschool and it was on accident) but like this is just as funny if not funnier

    • @ressa3524
      @ressa3524 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan buddy you have to tell the story now that's the rules

    • @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan
      @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@ressa3524 so me and my mom were doing a no wheat thing for a while, and she had apparently made weed brownies (she does it for medical reasons). She tells me that she made them, but I mishear it as "wheat brownies". So I ate a bit, then fell asleep. Learned a few days later what I had eaten. It was on complete accident lmao

  • @nox6767
    @nox6767 9 месяцев назад +553

    This entire series of events feels like 20 people all speaking different languages and not quite unerstanding each other

    • @nox6767
      @nox6767 9 месяцев назад +16

      Also zebra cakes are superior

    • @caseyjones-esque
      @caseyjones-esque 9 месяцев назад

      @@nox6767chat of babel

    • @blakeverdon4492
      @blakeverdon4492 8 месяцев назад

      ​@nox6767 Yes, but they're also kinda mid as well

    • @Darcover2309
      @Darcover2309 8 месяцев назад

      POV: The tower of babel

  • @farribastarfyre
    @farribastarfyre 9 месяцев назад +271

    So from what I can tell, "girl dinner" basically just means "eating snacks at dinner time instead of an actual meal," which is also what "boy dinner" means, but potentially with the connotation of different kinds of snacks.

    • @potatochan3080
      @potatochan3080 9 месяцев назад +46

      I wouldn't consider a can of monster a snack but it most certainly is a girl dinner

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 9 месяцев назад +25

      boy dinners often include alcohol also from what I've seen. I don't know why I made that sound so analytical but there you go

    • @cadepeppley9430
      @cadepeppley9430 9 месяцев назад +29

      My first exposure to boy dinner as a concept was a meme of uncooked ground beef and vodka, it’s kind of been stuck in my head as such since, uncooked/unprepared ingredients and alcohol

    • @dannie5159
      @dannie5159 9 месяцев назад +4

      more like unseasoned protein and Alcohol

    • @mediummunchkin8891
      @mediummunchkin8891 8 месяцев назад +24

      girl dinner is just a random assortment of different snacks and drinks(aka eating things that are ment to be eaten moderation at the same time) while boy dinner is purely foods that are parts of a dinner but on their own like a whole rotisserie chicken or 1 pot of macaroni and cheese.(aka foods ment to be eaten by multiple people). any one can experience either dinner its just typically those genders doing their respective dinner. their may be a third dinner for non-binary or intersex people but i have yet to know what that entails perhaps just energy drinks and deserts.

  • @DakotaWolf666
    @DakotaWolf666 8 месяцев назад +86

    "do not send perishable goods to the P. O. box"
    Luckily for Dan, I don't think Cosmic Brownies are perishable, they're like Twinkies

  • @iblitz95
    @iblitz95 9 месяцев назад +99

    A very handy clip; not just for the Cosmic Brownies anecdote, but also for the defining of what a "girl dinner" is.
    Also, kind of neat how the video starts at the entrance of Peach's Castle, and ends with Mario returning after getting the star.

  • @FeeshUnofficial
    @FeeshUnofficial 9 месяцев назад +66

    Girl dinner is 2 potatoes. Raw

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 8 месяцев назад +15

      So the famine happened because there were too many girl dinners. Good to know

    • @teleportedgourd9347
      @teleportedgourd9347 8 месяцев назад +6

      19th century Irish peasant dinner

  • @scrawnytony3174
    @scrawnytony3174 Месяц назад +1

    In fairness “cosmic brownie” does sound like a pretty good euphemism for pot brownies

  • @DauntlessFool
    @DauntlessFool 9 месяцев назад +77

    Concerningly indescifrable

  • @heaven-clarence
    @heaven-clarence 9 месяцев назад +70

    can't believe i snuck into another clip 😎

  • @ironickrempt
    @ironickrempt 9 месяцев назад +40

    0:15 self jumpscare

  • @aviancoleslaw
    @aviancoleslaw 9 месяцев назад +52

    I got made fun of by my siblings once for asking if I could get a cosmic brownie from the vending machine. I assume they had just learned what a euphemism was and were absolutely tickled pink to learn that sometimes innocuous phrases can have a silly meaning. A... Wacky meaning, even.
    (Skullheadv2 is right, btw. Delectable when I was a kid, but now they are just mush. I'm convinced they changed the recipe. Child me could not be _that_ horrendously tasteless.)

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit 8 месяцев назад

      Still, you'd be surprised at the shit children tastebuds can tolerate. Case in point: dirt

  • @Shenorai
    @Shenorai 8 месяцев назад +13

    Wacky Cake is also a Great Depression era chocolate cake that uses the reaction of baking soda and vinegar as its leavening agent.
    I recommend making them in sheet cake form rather than as rounds to stack on one another. They are simply too moist and will collapse if you try to stack them.

  • @yamihatarou7850
    @yamihatarou7850 9 месяцев назад +34

    For the record I’m 21 and cosmic brownies are still my go-to dessert

  • @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan
    @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan 9 месяцев назад +31

    Oh this is going in my comedic audio playlist

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 9 месяцев назад +5

      I absolutely adore that u have that highly specific playlist I love that for u

    • @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan
      @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@emmad4308 thanks, I called it that because it was originally just videos that were more so funny based on primarily on their audio. It's morphed into "funny YT videos I found"

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy 9 месяцев назад +118

    I love cosmic brownies 😄

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 8 месяцев назад +16

    Fun fact, cosmic brownies are not perishable.

  • @dustbunny6381
    @dustbunny6381 8 месяцев назад +11

    Girl dinner is a broke bitch depression meal. Heres a handy dandy list of girl dinners ive experienced
    -turkey and cheese. Not in a sandwich. Straight out the pack.
    -an entire bag of cheetos puffcorn
    -two pbjs
    -shredded cheese on a tortilla. Not a quesadilla. Just fuckin cold
    -bread, ketchup, cheese, insert into toaster over for almost pizza
    -half a pack of oreos
    -peanut butter and marshmallow fluff mixed together into an unholy ball of almost fudgelike edible floam
    -microwave scrambled eggs
    -leftover tater tots shredded with a fork, mixed with a single egg and a handful of shredded cheese and then poured into a rice cooker (that one i refer to as the Trashbrown)
    -microwave hot dog on sandwich bread
    -six turkey hot dogs straight from the pack. Uncooked.
    -literally just butter on bread

    • @KrispyKremeIsMaking
      @KrispyKremeIsMaking 8 месяцев назад

      Oh no this is me

    • @KnightmarePhoenix_official
      @KnightmarePhoenix_official 8 месяцев назад

      I've.. done some of those unironically.
      The peanut butter mallow floam thing makes me feel like vomiting just THINKING about it

    • @KrispyKremeIsMaking
      @KrispyKremeIsMaking 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@KnightmarePhoenix_official It's better chilled, like ice cream. Shelf life to match, too.

    • @KrispyKremeIsMaking
      @KrispyKremeIsMaking 8 месяцев назад +2

      Do NOT eat it if it is higher than room temp. It won't kill you, It'll just taste like gym socks.

  • @SilverDragonJay
    @SilverDragonJay 3 месяца назад +1

    I understand that one chatter completely when they said "they were amazing when I was a kid, but they have not held up"
    They're like sugar cardboard to my adult pallet. 0/10 I could have an orange cinnamon roll instead. Or like...a hazelnut latte. Or a lavender milk tea. Or orange blossom and rose ice cream. Or a bear claw. Or a German Chocolate cake....My point is: I'm disappointed in my childhood self's lack of taste. (Yes, I do consider hazelnut lattes dessert, especially if they are coming from a cafe)

  • @maninthesnow4393
    @maninthesnow4393 9 месяцев назад +12

    Girl dinner is a whole bottle of wine and nachos. According to my lesbian friend.

  • @jasonjasso666
    @jasonjasso666 9 месяцев назад +20

    I don’t usually complain about things being too sugary, but man those Cosmic Brownies give even me a hard time.

  • @Mightymajin
    @Mightymajin 9 месяцев назад +11

    1:48 NGL, that DOES sound really cool

  • @nobodyshekatonchires
    @nobodyshekatonchires 9 месяцев назад +11

    Id rather have rainbow brownie than weed ones

  • @foolofdaggers7555
    @foolofdaggers7555 8 месяцев назад +1

    girl dinner is whatever you can scavenge from the dorm vending machines (or whatever you have in your dorm) after realizing it’s like 2 in the morning and you didn’t eat dinner. Which sometimes does include cosmic brownies but I would recommend saving those for dessert and at least having something not sugary like cheesy popcorn or goldfish crackers. Personally I bring a big box of applesauce squeeze packets and keep em in my dorm so I can eat something that at least has some nutrients in it.

  • @absolutetr4sh551
    @absolutetr4sh551 9 месяцев назад +7

    On an unrelated note, they also make for very good wacky brownies if you know how to add it to them!

  • @katethevampire
    @katethevampire 9 месяцев назад +11

    Man now I want cosmic Brownies I'm going to go get one
    Edit 3 minutes later: i got one

  • @howdycowboy247
    @howdycowboy247 9 месяцев назад +3

    It aint girl dinner its lacking pickles

  • @thatoneguy4835
    @thatoneguy4835 9 месяцев назад +22

    I thought it was gonna be weed :(

  • @snakekingblues3017
    @snakekingblues3017 8 месяцев назад

    Might as well call Edible brownies
    Cosmic brownies
    Cuz your going to see the Cosmos
    If u get high enough🥳

  • @mystever2513
    @mystever2513 8 месяцев назад

    There are two answers

  • @RebekkaJones
    @RebekkaJones 8 месяцев назад

    *They *I *Girl