How a CPU Broke Mario Kart 7
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- What would happen if a CPU discovered a shortcut? Well, as it turns out, we don't have to wonder. Because in Mario Kart 7, that's exactly what happened.
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mariokart fans will find the most unexplainable, confusing and absolutely baffling glitches in any game ever and be like “just another tuesday”
It's definitely getting a lot harder these days, but yeah, basically XD
My impression of the reason is that they’re essentially using platformer character logic to simulate a car because they want a very specific feeling, but that leaves a bunch of edge cases where things behave oddly because the developers weren’t expecting certain combinations of events.
@@MKWilliam When you say « And that person, is me. » I smile and I think : « Let’s get back on track :) ».
But it is!
Indeed
Man, this "a CPU" guy is insane, I hope to see him participate at some event soon!
It'd be unfair, nobody would be able to compete 😭
@@MKWilliam I bet TAS can beat him!
TAS guy is always up to win against CPUs
Goku:
Awesome video!! MK7 gliders proving once again that they are the best gliders
Very Game-Breaking Shortcats In them too! 😲
hello shortcat! I am subscribed and did not expect to see you here.
Wow, I didn't expect to see you on a mk7 video. What would it take to make you play CTGP-7?
Hi shortcat
hi shortcat!
edit: both my fav mario kart youtubers are in one comment section lol
Bro figured out how to trigger a glitch that no one could figure for over 10 years. Well done.
Thank you!
Theres also a "diagonal" screen smash in smash 64 we used to play it all summer and when it happened we went out our way to make it happen but could never recreate it. It was on Fox ship and the arwing was a variable of it occuring.
@@princeking1562ooooooooh
The video is amazing too!!! The dedication put here is a lot!!! Keep it up!!!
That's incredible to be able to say "That person. Is me!" in a form of history that has been created by you
Yeah, everything about this project was pretty crazy. I'm really happy that everything turned out in the way that it did.
@@MKWilliamit’s a wonderful feeling to have
skilloz blue yourself moment
You know what they say, "History is written by the winners". that guy deserves it XD
aw dang it, got spoiled..
I feel like I'm watching a summoning salt where he is pretending to do an accent the whole time. That is a compliment
Thank you! That would unironically be so funny if he did that for an april fools video or something lol
@@MKWilliamneed you to voiceover one of his videos
I literally had this exact thing happen against me half a year ago or so and I lost my mind, seeing an npc zip from last to first in literal frames. Lost the gp because of that one...
Yeah, seeing this happen for the first time while playing would be an absolutely insane experience
Isn't that just called rubber banding and used in a lot of games ?
@@БогданКрименюк Watch the video first before assuming things
@@БогданКрименюк No, that is rubber bouncing and you don’t normally see this in other games.
@@memerekt277?
the minimap comparison makes it look so much funnier than it has any right being
Yeah, seeing bowser flying for the first time, especially when you aren't expecting it, is pretty great
My friend: "The ghost isn't that hard!"
The ghost: 10:56
😎
The ultimate balloon boost is just insane!! :O
Incredible that you were able to recreate it and make it even faster!
Thank you! This is honestly one of my favorite projects that i've worked on, I'm really happy with how everything turned out
Hi Julius
Man i never thought a human would pull this off, this game just continues to fascinate us. This being in a RTA run one day would be wild
Maybe if a different setup is found, but it's way too inconsistent in it's current form. It would be pretty incredible though
Dang, just watched donk kong kill screen get surpassed and now this. Truely a great time for speed runners.
That video was pretty great. I've always loved donkey kong ngl
Me too !
Same!
This got recommend after the dk killsecreen for me. The algorithm is working
Truly*
6:58 gives the same energy as “and his name… was Matt Turk”
Being compared to Matt Turk is pretty crazy 😳
“and his name … was StinkyPoo_69_420.”
"and his name... was MKWilliam."
Lesson learned: Nintendo's ai is smarter than us
True!
"WE ARE NINTENDO. YOU CANNOT BEAT US."
@@shiruotakuno28 Nice reference lol.
@@shiruotakuno28Unbeatable
WE ARE NINTENDO. ULTIMATE GAME SYSTEM. WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS. YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
Can’t believe I was the one who introduced you to this shortcut, congrats on a great video!
Forever a part of history :). Thank you!
You have managed to make a breakthrough that no one else has tried. Your dedication and commitment have paid off in the end.
With such a breakthrough, praise will be brought to you my good man.
Thank you so much!
I would have never expected a CPU to discover a shortcut by accident. It's crazy how MK7 can be broken by not only players, but now CPU. Thank you for this amazing video MKWill!
Yeah, this has always been one of the funniest things from this game. Thank you for watching it!
@@MKWilliam You're welcome! It's always fun to discover hidden shortcut in MK7.
A similar thing happened in the game "Wacky Races: Starring Dastardly and Muttley" where a CPU found a lap skip.
You know, that actually sounds pretty on-brand for Wacky Races
Yoo I haven't actually heard of that one. I loved Wacky Races when I was younger though, I'll make sure to check that out!
I remember playing mk7 as a young teen and having some great races, I never knew how broken the game was until 2022 long after I stopped playing the game.
And now I'm here watching this moment in Mario kart history.
How broken this game is is really underappreciated. There's so many cool things you can do in it
"And that person...
Is me."
I'm in for a great video
😁
I got an ad at 4:15 and genuinely thought it was part of the video
That's actually really funny XD
Same thing just happend to me lol
i swear some crap like that would happen all the time when you were a kid and when you tell people they just wouldnt believe you
Yeah, this one is very much something you'd expect somebody to say as a kid, followed shortly by their dad working at Nintendo XD
The editing of this video was perfect. I felt such a rush of emotion when you finally got the ultimate balloon boost.
Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
Commenting so the algorithm picks up this video, awesome work! Huge summoning salt vibes and it's so cool to see older MK games still being revolutionized to this day. Well done!
Thank you so much!
mythical video, and there's subtitles (i don't _need_ them, but i like to read them)! i really hope you get way more subs than you have right now.
Thank you! And yeah, I know there a lot of people that like having subtitles, so I always take the time to make them :)
watching the cpus just go flying across the screen is fucking hilarious ngl
yes XD
I remember, around 10 years ago, i was playing against CPUs on this track, my dad was looking for a few seconds, when Rosalina basically traveled through space-time at this exact place. When we saw that on the bottom screen, we were absolutely shoked, but i never really understood what happened... Until today. Thanks for your video :)
Thank you for watching it! I've been really enjoying finding out about other people who this has happened to before. It's pretty cool to know that this has happened more times than was previously thought
bowser just has a good gaming chair
His throne always has looked pretty majestic
@@MKWilliam lol
I remember, back when I first got Mario Kart 7, back when the internet wasn’t even a thing to me (because I wasn’t introduced to it yet, somehow, someway), I found the Maku Wuhu Glitch, and used it in Time Trail. I hope to increase my time to be even closer to Sub 1:10, but in order to do so, I’m going to be even more precise with my controls than I am already, acting more and more like a Tool Assistant Speedrun than what I am already. I’ve seen those speedruns, and they look humanly impossible, but I’m sure it took dozens of attempts. I wonder if my skill issues will allow me to at least be Top 500 (and that’s me being optimistic)
Sub 1:10 is a pretty solid goal! Unfortunately, none of our leaderboards accurately track the top 500, so it'll be impossible to know when you reach that point, but I would expect it would be either a 1:04 or a 1:05
Mariokart 7 HAS to be the most underrated Mariokart game
It and double dash
People really do underestimate what's possible in this game
So true, and I think it's because it was released between MKWII and MK8 who are very popular, and so this game was somewhat put in the shadow
I think you mean overrated
Exactly, I wish people gave it the respect it deserves
banger video
also 8:46 there was only WHAT
Thank you :)
one piece of the puzzle left. Not sure if you heard something different, but I do provide subtitles on all of my videos so that you can check if something isn't clear
Calling this a skip seems like a misnomer. It's more of a boost than anything.
Well yeah, the current RTA strategy of bouncing off the balloons that I referenced is called balloon boost. Using the houses to cut off that turn has never been done before in a run though (it was previously impossible without a mushroom, and it was extremely precise), so that part can be considered a traditional shortcut
Looks like you don't need Waluigi pinball to play pinball in Mario cart 7
Playing pinball on waluigi pinball is pretty fun too though :b
@@MKWilliam Well, yeah, I wasn't denying that... I was just commenting on "time to play pinball." :] Also love your videos!
@@Mavii_Not_My_Name yeah I know :). And thank you!
This is by far the coolest thing bowser has ever achieved. Thank you Bowser CPU from Mario Kart 7!
He may fail in every mario game, but at least he's a legend in Mario Kart 🙏
"And that person is-"
**unskippable ads playing**
...
"Is me"
:O
The extra build-up of suspense lol. (not sure why an ad played for you at that exact time though, it shouldn't have done based on what I can see 🤔)
@MKWilliam I might have just missed the me part because it's slightly noisy where I'm at right now but when the ads stopped I heard "is me"
Also congrats on finding the shortcut
When I was little I'd hunt around mario kart 7 trying similar stuff lol
Even all this time later, we get glitches as crazy as this one become discovered more and more
It's getting a lot harder to find things in this game, but yeah I think there's still a few things left :)
Only time will tell
It’s those who get back up after getting kicked down that will make break throughs, this is cool, to think a game this old still is being optimized
Indeed! I'm really glad to be part of this community, there are very few games with a community as consistently dedicated as ours
Its amazing that you do this. I was absolutely amazed when I saw the ultimate balloon boost, followed by your technique
I am so thankful for your dedication in mk7
The video built up so much curiousity and everything around it is really good
I have never experienced such a discovery with this feeling thanks to the story telling and the discovery in years
You are amazing💪❤️
Thank you so much! This video took a very long time to put together, I'm really glad that everyone is enjoying it so much :)
Bro has 10 minutes of not telling us how to do the trick. 10:41 for the trick. Thank me later.
The video is called how it was broken, not how to do it lol
Respect for putting in subtitles even when giant creators dont bother too
Of course! I really don't understand why more people don't
@@MKWilliam ikr? it takes around 1.5x the length of the video to write it and pro captions are cheap as well like 3 dollars for 20 minutes and 20 million + subscriber youtubers who spend thousands +per video can't bother too?
This is crazy cool! I can’t believe this moment in history was recreated by none other than you!
Thank you! 😄
"When they clicked on the video, this is what they saw..."
*ad plays*
Yep, checks out
@@supervak5584 truly the ad placement of all time
The legend is back! Great time to upload, I'll make sure to watch while I'm going to bed.
Thank you! I hope you enjoy it :)
This was really cool. Now someone needs to figure out how to replicate it exactly as the CPU did it so as to not go out of bounds. The CPU must be doing something differently that lets it shoot out without going out of bounds
I think it's just an angle thing. Bowser flew out of bounds in the same place, so it probably just depends on that
Stuff like this is only possible thank's to mk7's glider physics haha
Awesome video!
Definitely lol. I love this game's physics.
Thank you!
your videos are rare gems, there are so good. it feels so good to hear about a game i played so much as a kid ❤
Thank you so much! It's pretty crazy to think that i've been playing this game for more than 13 years now
In my opinion Mariokart 7 is the best mk game of all time, this game is literally a perfect game.. The kart customization, the new gliding and the underwater, the tracks, the TASes, Everything about it was perfect..
I'm hoping the next game will be able to live up to it, but yeah this game has a LOT to offer. Even the way the karts feel to drive is incredible
If you like those aspects of MK7, you should check out mario kart wii. It is 10x more broken than MK7 and has great TASes and near infinite tricks to gain speed in time trial. It also has an active online communite and people like TWD98 and frozen upload a lot of content.
Everyone takes it for granted in MK8, but MK7 really did lay the groundwork for the future of the series
@@zoruasnivy honestly, if they reintroducing gliding. I hope it's a lot more open and floater like 7. 8 just feels like really *really* glorified falling.
Mario Kart is a really special game… as in it breaks in basically every which way. GG on the discovery!
True! 😂
And thank you so much :)
hello mk "william"! i don't like the swooper glider. please apologize.
swooper? i barely know her
I love to see new updates in mk7. Thank you for keeping one of my favorite childhood games alive!
Thank you for watching! It'll always be one of my favorite games :)
This is freaking awesome man!!! Congrats I'm amazed by this video and so happy for you
Thank you!! I'm glad you saw it :)
As a retired MK7 online pro, This is incredible to see be replicated!
Thank you! :)
@@MKWilliam No problem.
This is so cool man, I’m sure most people interested in this content dream of discovering some hidden niche aspect to a game to claim that satisfaction of knowing they did it first. Really happy for you, great content!
Thank you so much! :)
You and kosmic dropping history making vids on the same day. . . Nice one😊
Thank you for letting me know that there's a new video for me to go watch 😄
My expectations when I time trial: 12:19
True!! And then it just never happens 😭
Can I just say, I Really LOVE the vibrant colours in this game?
Anyway congrats on figuring that glitch out!
This game is definitely very beautiful to look at.
And thank you! :)
That's a crazy progression. I really enjoyed the video. Well done, MKWilliam !
Thank you so much!
Cool shortcut! Nice to see you uploaded
Thank you!
10:38 ABSOLUTE CINEMA, 10/10, YOU'RE SUCH A LEGEND OMG! I NEVER thought this would EVER be replicated, but dude, you're just THE GOAT! CONGRATS MAN! 🎉🎉🎉
Thank you so much!! I honestly wasn't sure it would ever be replicated either, it's been a pretty crazy journey to get here
@@MKWilliam ❤️❤️❤️ You're the goat
We stan CPU Bowser practicing for time trials
CPU Bowser was truly ahead of his time. I can't even come close to his innovative brilliance
@@MKWilliam we can only wish 🥲
Amazing shortcut! I'd never think that a crazy shortcut like this would be possible, and congrats that you found it after 7 months of no videos XD.
You're the goat in MK7
Thank you so much :). This is a big part of why there's been 7 months with no videos XD. This was a very time intensive project, but I'm extremely happy with how it turned out.
you padded this out a bit too much for my liking tbh.
Yeah, I edited it in a style that I like, i get that everyone has different tastes and likes different things. I did cut out some stuff, but everything that I included was what I personally thought was important to include. But I do understand if other people disagree on what is and isn't important
Good for you, bro! I only dream of being able to do something like this.
Also sweet sub-1 on that last lap clip!
Thank you!
Sub-1 is extremely slow XD, laps on this track are normally 32-33 seconds. I was just trying to get this to happen, so I spent quite a bit of time in one spot aligning for the glider
Thank god for highlights, this was about a 3 minute video with context. It didn't need to be stretched out to 10+ with your life story.
It did for the story i wanted to tell
BRO STILL POSTS! I AM SO HAPPY!
Yes! Sorry for taking so long with this video, I'll try to upload more frequently in the future :)
What a cool video dude! You won't find many RUclipsrs like yourself!
Thank you so much! :)
The fact that glitches are still getting discovered to this day never fails to impress me, nice work!
Thank you! They're definitely getting harder to find, but I think there's still some more stuff left to find :)
Man, that is really cool! I have grown up on MK Wii and have played every game since. However I had no idea about the glitches and strategies behind the game!
MK7 a lot more broken than most people realize. I grew up with both this and mkwii, and while mkwii is definitely more broken, this game is definitely overlooked in that regard
Well that was cool, congrats on the discovery and fun presentation man!
Thank you!
I swear I heard the Melee crowd gasping sfx when you revealed who got footage of the glitch but then I went back to confirm and there is just silence
XD
Good LORD, man... you're SUCH a legend! Truly the Summoning Salt of MK7!!! This might honestly be one of the biggest and/or coolest things discovered in ALL of MK7 history, let alone, in recent memory, or just the past few years!!! 😮😮
I LITERALLY SCREAMED after you said "it was... me", especially since i'd just jokingly predicted that you were going to say EXACTLY "me", right before you did... 😅😂
Also, i assume this was done with TAS, right? Regardless of the answer to that question, how difficult is this to do RTA? On it's own, but also in comparison to the normal balloon boost, which is already pretty difficult i think, hence why i haven't even done it once in a TT run or in a race or anything, yet. It at least SEEMS like it'd be significantly more difficult than the normal balloon boost, right? Additionally, how much time does this enhanced "ultimate" balloon boost save over the regular balloon boost per lap in a TT/speedrun, and how low do you think WRs & TASes could theoretically go with this glitch, in the future?
Also, to at least somewhat add to the "Summoning Salt" compliment from the beginning of this comment, i also must say that your voice fits great for these videos, too! Your slight accent is Italian, right? Your accent doesn't sound super strong, but reminds me of a German accent, which would geographically make sense, in that case.
Regardless though, this video was AMAZING, and i cannot WAIT for your next one! TTYL, man! 😁
Thank you! Yes, this was done with TAS. I think in it's current form, it may be possible to get something like this RTA, but it wouldn't have any chance of being faster. We'd need to find a different setup for it to make it more consistent for RTA. Even with TAS, it feels more like luck than anything else.
It actually doesn't save that much. The pinball strat only saves about .2 compared to the l3 in the current TAS, so even though it looks absolutely insane, until something new is found the absolute time save is relatively small (although for Daisy Hills, it's one of the biggest timesaves in a while). If a way to get an instant clip is found it could save significantly more though, a lot of time is lost by bouncing around the balloons to set it up. And there's also coins to consider, since doing this would skip over where you would traditionally grab some coins.
The slight accent is British :). But I've never lived in England, so yes, the accent isn't super strong.
Thank you once again!
OK first, excellent video!, and second finally I could understand of why happened that weird thing in the Daisy Hills track.
You see when I played that track and reached to the town area with the fountain, rarely I noticed that for some seconds I went from 1st to 2nd but then came back to 1st again.
I always thought that was somekind of random minor problem with the track's progress for a moment but now it looks like it was the CPU performing the glitch and I never noticed, lol!. 😂
Quite amazing to know this.
Thank you! It could have also been lag if it was happening online, but yeah it could be either. I have heard a lot of people saying this has happened to them since I uploaded this which is pretty cool
Amazing video MKWilliam!! I haven't known about this ultimate ballon glitch boost.
Can't wait for new improvements about it!
Thank you! It's definitely a little bit obscure. Since some people thought it was impossible, it wasn't often brought up in conversations
I've been binging your videos today, and I never knew how deep mario kart 7 shortcuts run. This is super cool!!
Thank you! This game definitely has more shortcuts than most people think. And there are likely a few more that we haven't found yet :)
The fact that no human has ever accidentally enacted any of these glitched bounces after so many years Is Incredibly crazy and unbelievable...
It is technically possible that someone has done it before, but nobody has ever posted anything about it online as far as I know, so it's impossible to know for sure. As far as is known, only the CPU's had clipped through those balloons before
That was an amazing development, congrats on the feat.
Thank you!
Watched so many of your documentaries, where are all the subs at? Anyway, loved this video as always, please keep uploading, trust me it makes so many people’s day, including mine. 😊
Thank you! I do plan to upload a lot more this year. This project ended up taking longer than I anticipated due to how much went into it, but I have some ideas coming that should come together a lot quicker :)
@ nice 😊
amazing video, truly. i've played mk7 a lot during my childhood and never thought using ballons like that woudl've worked. good job
Thank you!
This is Mario Kart 7's True Ultimate Shortcut, amazing
Thank you :)
OMG this is insane. Congrats on getting it gg's. Nice vid
Thank you so much! :)
>bowser did the glitch
>wario in the thumbnail
They have the exact same in-game stats and hitbox, Wario just had better contrast for the thumbnail lol
I remember always finding 7 hard when I was younger because of how jank the bots were. But it’s funny how you always hear about some guy that becomes a community legend finding glitches, and then you have the game speed-running itself lol.
Yeah, it's definitely not very often that the game's CPUs have the opportunity to become a community legend XD
Insane how you managed to do it! now all we need is a quicker path to create!
The pinball strat at the end is actually faster than what's currently done in the TAS! Obviously there is still potential for something faster to be found, but this does save some time
Mario Kart 7 Still getting New Updates to their Tracks. That's Fucking Crazy
I'm hopeful that there's still more things to find as well 🙏
that is really cool :D i wonder how the CPU players pull this off even if extraordinarily rarely without any crazy up/down glider movements
With bowser it's probably just the interactions of being shrunken causing weird hitbox detections, but with the rest I couldn't say for certain. My best guess is that it could be somewhat similar to the kalimari desert wall in MK64, where the wall isn't quite big enough for your speed. So occasionally, if you hit it with just the right floating-point coordinates, you'll be on one side on one frame, and inside it on the next, without ever crashing into the wall. Given that humans are more likely to avoid the balloons, it could explain why it's more common for the CPU's. But there could also be something else at play that I haven't considerred
@@MKWilliam Too bad nobody made a code to toggle autopilot or a way to spectate the CPUs in replays to see what they're actually doing.
6:50 why did I feel shivers??? Yo this video is great. I really really didn’t expect that haha!! Great job
Thank you so much!! :)
I wonder how many random kids encountered this completely by accident just because they took a bad path.
It's actually pretty hard to get the clip, at least with the method I used. I honestly don't know how the CPU's are able to get it so easily
This guy finally uploaded jeepers
We live in the craziest timeline
ahhh this started as a video essay for background noise while doing my homework but it pulled me in and shook me to watch it and oh my god :0 we need to get this on trending or something THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW
That is probably the biggest compliment I could have been given, thank you so much!! Being on trending would be crazy...
Criminally underrated. 10/10.
Watching this glitch journey was unironically more hype than the super bowl.
Thank you so much! Hopefully this super bowl gives some entertainment at least...
No one talks about the fact that a mii has done this shortcut as well what meant that this must have been a human who figured it out before but didnt tell
The mii was actually a CPU as well! Part of the streetpass feature in this game allows you to challenge a CPU Version of people you meet in person in a Grand Prix. It's actually a pretty cool feature, the CPU has different playstyles based on the way that person actually plays in-game.
@@MKWilliamare better players better cpus? or do they just have tighter playstyles
@ They all have specific unique things about them. You can learn more about them here: mariokart.fandom.com/wiki/Titles
Could be interesting to mention it in a video at some point tbh
I brings me joy to see the left side houses are driveable. Great job!
Yeah, It's really cool that they are not only drivable, but also can be useful to us now. Thank you :)
This is precisely why i love this community. Awesome video as always
Thank you so much! 😁
10:50
Oh my gosh, that was crazy!
You just went flying!
Yeah, that was really funny to me when I first saw it happen XD
Great job! It's so satisfying finally seeing this glitch in regular third person view, I didn't think the clip also involved hitting a second balloon in the process. Just wondering, do we have any ghost files or savestates with your successfull attempts?
Thank you! Yes, I have both ghost files on my computer, I can send them in the TAS discord server later
Just yesterday I was thinking about how much I miss your channel. Welcome back.
Thank you! I'm hoping to be a lot more frequent with uploads this year 😁
for those wondering, in the music list the corresponding one is "???".
its most likely just not updated yet
ahhhhh thank you for letting me know! It should be updated now :)
I've never seen this type of glitch before! Good job on replicating it!
Thank you! :)
Honey! MKWilliam uploaded! 🎉🎉
😄
I love how there isn't a single bad soundtrack on MK7. All the tracks are good. I can't think of a bad course in MK7 with a bad soundtrack. It's just that good
This game has a VERY solid track selection. There's probably a strong argument to be made that it has the best track selection in the series
only bad track ost i can think of is ds airship
@@blue-ki5ip And it's not even that bad, all of them are really good. Just my opinion