Breaking News: Earthian Old Guy thwarts Invasion Force for the 6th time this year. Commanders Comment: He just keeps taming them with a scrolled-up newspaper and a Bellyrub!
This studio version is missing the howling puppy choruses from the audience, following each refrain, that became traditional whenever this song was performed live. [tee hee!]
Actually, they were filk circles, where different musicians take turns playing for each other, and joining in on others’ songs when invited (like this was).
Well, I'm always bringin' home the dogs that's found beside the road I feed 'em and I pet 'em and they keep me on my toes Well, but now it's gone a bit too far, I don't see why it's me That has to take the strays in from the whole damn galaxy! But I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home) But I wish the ones in space would go find another place And leave me and my doggies here alone! Well, I was sittin' in the back yard in a t-shirt, drinkin' a beer It was a hot and muggy evenin' but the sky was crystal clear When I heard an engine poppin' but there was no one on the lane So I shrugged and looked to heaven, rubbed my eyes and looked again There was a kind of flyin' pickup with a glow across the back And as I watched it hover there out flew this gunny sack Well, that pickup truck got fuzzy, then it flashed into the sky That gunny sack bounced off the roof and it landed with a cry But I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home) But I wish the ones in space would go find another place And leave me and my doggies here alone! Well now, Old Rover bounded over and he sniffed around the sack Then he took off a-runnin' and he ain't ever comin' back! Well, poor Fido was the next to go, he bit down on that thing He died before he finished and he started turning green Spoken: Kind of sad, them four legs sticking straight up in the air Well now, that gunny sack it rustled and it opened dark and wide With the ugliest damn critter that I ever saw, inside Well, it crawled out, stretched, and preened itself, then it ate poor Fido raw Picked up the tractor and gulped it down then sat back with a yawn Spoken: Well, by now I was gettin' a mite peeved - see, that was a brand new John Deere But I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home) But I wish the ones in space would go find another place And leave me and my doggies here alone! Well now, I got a collar on it and I hauled it to the shed It tried to eat the padlock but I fed it nails instead Well, it cried all night out there alone, but I knew what to do I put a clock inside a mitten, but it ate that sucker, too! Spoken: I guess it got kind of hungry when the alarm went off. It was kind of cute when you got to know him, though. I named him Ursa Major - that's 'cause he's a major pain in the urse Well, I finally got him paper trained and I soon was glad to find That everywhere that I would go, ol' Urse would tag behind Well, the other dogs accept him now, he eats the ones that fight The twelve of them are nasty huntin' rabbits late at night Spoken: That rabbit thinks he's smart, he hides inside a tree - well, old Urse, he eats the tree! And I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home) But I wish the ones in space would go find another place And leave me and my doggies here alone! Well now, I thought that was the end of it, but when a month went by Another flying pickup threw a sack out on the fly Well, it struggled and it rumbled, then that gunny Baggie burst And the thing that was inside it ate poor Ursa Major first! Well now, it happens every month or so, and I'm getting rather vexed As soon as I get fond of one, it gets eaten by the next! So I'm buildin' me a rocket, next time I see a sack I'm gonna toss it in the nosecone and I'll throw that sucker back! 'Cause I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home) But I wish the ones in space would go find another place And leave me and my doggies here alone! Yes, I wish the ones in space would go find another place And leave me and my doggies here alone!
Well we all know why? The Die will die, You have the reasons all in tide, You knew before you started Hyde, Anyways they all replied, On you, the one implied, So high tide to you, The master A.I. in true, Who doesn't know who's who's, That's only two true.. Cheers to you. Vudu, kookachoo, The lott of you
“Rabbit thinks it’s smart, hides inside a tree. Well ol urse, he eats the tree”
Modern problems require modern solutions
Classic Urse
It’s a crying shame you can’t really find this guy anywhere else on the internet. He’s my favorite filk artist.
@@sabotabo7476 thanks a bunch!! 😍😍😍
he has a bandcamp
@@michka841 Damn really? Awesome!
Breaking News:
Earthian Old Guy thwarts Invasion Force for the 6th time this year.
Commanders Comment:
He just keeps taming them with a scrolled-up newspaper and a Bellyrub!
Martians: Yes! Our war dogs will make quick work of the earthlings! … why is it playing catch?
"ursa major cause hes a major pain in the urse" very funny. this song is behind Pilots eyes, 9 to 5 barbarian but i love them all
This studio version is missing the howling puppy choruses from the audience, following each refrain, that became traditional whenever this song was performed live. [tee hee!]
Now these would be funny. Would love to be in a concert to hear that.
You mean you saw him live ? That must have been a show !
Actually, they were filk circles, where different musicians take turns playing for each other, and joining in on others’ songs when invited (like this was).
my fucking god that is cool
I loved this the first time I heard it. Long before I'd ever met Bill at a con.
Where did you meet him?
lucky bastard
aw. poor tape. Great song.
these tapes are hard to come by since they were only available for four years unfortunately.
Well, I'm always bringin' home the dogs that's found beside the road
I feed 'em and I pet 'em and they keep me on my toes
Well, but now it's gone a bit too far, I don't see why it's me
That has to take the strays in from the whole damn galaxy!
But I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can
To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home)
But I wish the ones in space would go find another place
And leave me and my doggies here alone!
Well, I was sittin' in the back yard in a t-shirt, drinkin' a beer
It was a hot and muggy evenin' but the sky was crystal clear
When I heard an engine poppin' but there was no one on the lane
So I shrugged and looked to heaven, rubbed my eyes and looked again
There was a kind of flyin' pickup with a glow across the back
And as I watched it hover there out flew this gunny sack
Well, that pickup truck got fuzzy, then it flashed into the sky
That gunny sack bounced off the roof and it landed with a cry
But I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can
To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home)
But I wish the ones in space would go find another place
And leave me and my doggies here alone!
Well now, Old Rover bounded over and he sniffed around the sack
Then he took off a-runnin' and he ain't ever comin' back!
Well, poor Fido was the next to go, he bit down on that thing
He died before he finished and he started turning green
Spoken: Kind of sad, them four legs sticking straight up in the air
Well now, that gunny sack it rustled and it opened dark and wide
With the ugliest damn critter that I ever saw, inside
Well, it crawled out, stretched, and preened itself, then it ate poor Fido raw
Picked up the tractor and gulped it down then sat back with a yawn
Spoken: Well, by now I was gettin' a mite peeved - see, that was a brand new John Deere
But I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can
To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home)
But I wish the ones in space would go find another place
And leave me and my doggies here alone!
Well now, I got a collar on it and I hauled it to the shed
It tried to eat the padlock but I fed it nails instead
Well, it cried all night out there alone, but I knew what to do
I put a clock inside a mitten, but it ate that sucker, too!
Spoken: I guess it got kind of hungry when the alarm went off. It was kind of cute when you got to know him, though. I named him Ursa Major - that's 'cause he's a major pain in the urse
Well, I finally got him paper trained and I soon was glad to find
That everywhere that I would go, ol' Urse would tag behind
Well, the other dogs accept him now, he eats the ones that fight
The twelve of them are nasty huntin' rabbits late at night
Spoken: That rabbit thinks he's smart, he hides inside a tree - well, old Urse, he eats the tree!
And I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can
To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home)
But I wish the ones in space would go find another place
And leave me and my doggies here alone!
Well now, I thought that was the end of it, but when a month went by
Another flying pickup threw a sack out on the fly
Well, it struggled and it rumbled, then that gunny Baggie burst
And the thing that was inside it ate poor Ursa Major first!
Well now, it happens every month or so, and I'm getting rather vexed
As soon as I get fond of one, it gets eaten by the next!
So I'm buildin' me a rocket, next time I see a sack
I'm gonna toss it in the nosecone and I'll throw that sucker back!
'Cause I'm the stray dog man, and I do what I can
To give them pups some lovin' and a home (a home)
But I wish the ones in space would go find another place
And leave me and my doggies here alone!
Yes, I wish the ones in space would go find another place
And leave me and my doggies here alone!
"getting rather vexed" --> "getting kind of vexed"
happens every friday fr
🤣anybody see the license plate on that interstellar pickup??? Lol
what?
Yeah, we all obviously love Xenophobia, but honestly this might be my favorite song on the album.
help! this song is addictive! i can't stop listening!
:D
10 years late but cheers
@@Queerienlannister Oh god, I was 2 was this was posted to youtube
I love this song. It's one of the first filk songs I ever heard...a long time ago!
the way he says "doggies" just oozes love and endearment
lol... totally..... its just an awesome song... i cant believe it has so few views! Everyone should hear this song at least once!
That poor man lost a lot of doggies due to some aliens.
"I named him ursa major, because he is a major pain in the urse"
You should upload the music you have to Spotify, that way more people can listen to it
This is cute
heh, fun song
Theme song of the free range furry farmer.
3:00 gotta be my favourite part or the song
Well we all know why?
The Die will die,
You have the reasons all in tide,
You knew before you started Hyde,
Anyways they all replied,
On you, the one implied,
So high tide to you,
The master A.I. in true,
Who doesn't know who's who's,
That's only two true..
Cheers to you.
Vudu, kookachoo,
The lott of you
Next dog I get I’m going to name Urse
bsutton.com/ seems to be the artists website
Do you have a better version cause the audio is kinda bad sometimes
On bandcamp.com Bill Sutton has a newer version.
billbrendasutton.bandcamp.com/album/passing-through