but he was commenting on what was happening, he was paying attention to it, but then decided the opposite happened to what he was watching and neither of them noticed, it's a new low
It felt like he saw the light over player one and decided to look away to gloat about going first, since it was kinda slow it seemed like the end and he just ran with it without reading a single word otherwise
"How's the married life?! You two are SO cute together!" "We're in debt thanks to my husband's crippling addiction to high stakes rock-paper-scissors. He's never won a single match."
Arin has the highest disparity of capabilities in human history. What I mean is one minute I'm thinking "How the eff does he know that?" or "What a creative brain" but the next I'm like "Can he read?" or "How has he survived the world to this point?".
It's literally the easiest bit of instructions in the world, and then it tells you exactly what you need to know when it's relevant. This is ludicrous. It's not as stupid as how they're treating things on Danganronpa 2, but I feel like they're taking "Arin skips tutorials" to a new level of idiocy, and it's less getting less fun because of it.
@@thembill8246 it's pretty silly. Although, I 100% get skipping the tutorials in daganranpa because, Jesus christ, the tutorials in that game are so fucking obtuse and confusing. Like, the devs decided "hey, for these tutorials we're going to pull the player out of the action before the mini game to explain it to them. Should we use any sort of visuals or examples or ANYTHING besides an enormous brick of text littered with meaningless terminology? Nah, they'll figure it out."
@burnin8able Only true in 1 and 2. Ultra Despair Girls and V3 actually show pictures with the text so you can more easily visualize what needs to be done.
@@MoonlitLycan okay, but the fact that something as simple as tutorials having visual aids took three games to implement isn't a compliment. I'd feel embarrassed if it took something I made that long to get basic things like teaching the player right.
@@burnin8able although they could at least hit the damn start button to see what controls what. Most of it's pretty intuitive, but damn. Also skipping free time is killing me. So much more of what happens all around have better context to them if they did it
11:11 I think the sentence "BLOATED UNCLE ARIN'S HERE!!" might be my favorite sentence of the month. He could have said drunk uncle but no, bloated is the adjective he choose. I love these guys.
They do like 10 episodes in one recording; so all in one day. They wouldn't be able to tell until after the fact (during editing), so the fix won't come until the next recording session or later, depending on when it was edited
Especially when it's like three sentences of tutorial. I sort of get it with Danganronpa too when the tutorial stuff is pages of text, but this was literally half the screen in a big font with pictures
Can we take a second and appreciate that at 22:01, Dan finally rolled his own lucky number THE SECOND he changed it? And Arin directly after that, too?
Hearing Arin be in total in total denial about not being first is so funny to me. It’s literally like listening to a kid make up rules and be adamant he’s right the whole time.
Yes, some more of that sweet, sweet, Game of Life action after so many Monoploy episodes I've always wondered why they never played some more Life episodes, an' here we are...
The Game Of Life 2 Has Taught Me The Meaningless Of Marriage. In This Society All That Matters Is Points And Anything Else Is Useless! Also Dan, Congrats On Getting Married
Game: *Still choosing, slowly* Arin: "Yeah I'm going first f*cker!" Light shines on player 2 ..."Player 2 goes first" ...Next Turn: Player 2 ...Player 2 UI framing screen. ..*POOF player 2 appears* Dan: "Oh thats me." Arin: "Wtf? It literally- it chose me to go first" *Tents fingers and deeply sighs* "..arin.."
I'm never sure if Arin legitimately doesn't know the rules, or if he's purposely telling Dan the wrong things so he can win/make the funny, but every time Dan asks a question about this game, Arin gives him the exact opposite of the correct answer. If it's a coincidence it's like OJ levels of coincidence
I like how Dan constantly ignores the prompt to press 1 to pay his bank loan, Arin ignored who the spot light landed on at the start & that the UI was blue themed for the blue player... and skipped the tutorial explaining the hearts etc. and reads the instructions for selling a house but ignores part of what it said about selling after retirement...
@@chichimi Well all the other UI elements have a circular indicator for what button to press so I figure they just need to press whatever is assigned to "1".
It's so funny Dan said that thing at the end about his colonoscopy making him feel better about death bc as someone who used to have a HUGE fear of death, I had the EXACT same thought when I woke up from my colonoscopy a couple years ago. Felt like there was absolutely no activity in my brain and it was the most relaxing shit ever.
"It didn't give me the option to say no!" Arin, seconds before, skipping the part that told him selling after retirement means he only gets the first price he pulls:
Game: Money isn't the only thing that matters. Happiness, education and . . . the other thing . . . also matter! Also game: *massively overvalues money to the point that all other things will never outweigh money. Me: Yup, that's life alright. Or at least society.
Now that Dan is happily married in real life there are so many wonderful options for a Valentines Grump special i do hope his new wife is willing to join in! It would be great to have a special where the 4 of them play something silly together even if it was just mario party or monopoly! If the Girls get to be good friends a Wife Grumps special where just the girls play something silly and gossip if they want about their husbands could also be great! I am happy to know that Danny is happy.
Man, seeing that family house for 160k? You're telling me a 5 bed 3 bath house with a fountain right out front like that isn't 700k? What a time to be alive
Dan is a cook, his lucky number is 5. No one spins a 5. Dan upgrades his job, he is now a brain surgeon and his lucky number is 8. Dan immediately spins a 5. Then Arin follows and spins a 5.
It's very Arin to say "Alright, yeah, I'm going first!" after the game tells him no less than 3 times that Player 2 is going first. This is my favorite board game, I hope they play more.
Since this is the first time I heard him say it, I'm starting a counter for every time Daniel starts a sentence with "my wife". It was an inevitability.
Dan: I lost the rock paper Scissors duel again. Wife: why do you keep going if you lost so much: Dan: but it’s easy money Wife: maybe you would win, if you stop picking rock. Dan: but that’s how I won my first game. Wife: that was 20 years ago, and all you won was a basketball shaped eraser.
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I like how Arin insisted he goes first, even though the spotlight thingy at the beginning clearly chose Dan.
i thought the same thing
He's an inattentive idiot, what were you expecting?
@@andreseh87 jeez tell us how you really feel lol
but he was commenting on what was happening, he was paying attention to it, but then decided the opposite happened to what he was watching and neither of them noticed, it's a new low
It felt like he saw the light over player one and decided to look away to gloat about going first, since it was kinda slow it seemed like the end and he just ran with it without reading a single word otherwise
"How's the married life?! You two are SO cute together!"
"We're in debt thanks to my husband's crippling addiction to high stakes rock-paper-scissors. He's never won a single match."
LMAOOOOO THIS HAS ME DYIN 😭😭😭
Bet it all the Paper, the fortress never falls!!!
Arin: has no idea what he's doing, constantly fails to read instructions, wins by a landslide. Yep, that's Life™ alright.
Fails to read, or refuses to read?
@@Jshaw71 The Great Spelling Fiasco of 2017 suggests the former.
Arin is the most lucky and undeserving winner it's insane
Damn, got this episode instantly spoiled by the top comment.
I guess that is my fault for going to the comments though lmao.
Did not help that Dan made terrible decisions the whole game lol.
Game: literally says “player two goes first”
Arin: “what the fuck I was supposed to go first!!!!! “
🤦🏻♂️
It's because he is the video game boy
@@Kehman86 Dan "yeah that tracks, that does track,"
Cry about it
I don’t really blame him, usually controller one goes first.
“How did you first?!”
I love how Arin was still wearing the crab costume at Dan's wedding because I feel like that's something he would totally do
Little did we know that that's exactly what happened at Dan IRL wedding
Arin has the highest disparity of capabilities in human history. What I mean is one minute I'm thinking "How the eff does he know that?" or "What a creative brain" but the next I'm like "Can he read?" or "How has he survived the world to this point?".
ADHD: the Arin Hanson story.
Pretty much sums it up.
@@BardicMira yup, 100% haha
Sounds like a normal person from Florida.
he's maxed out on the chaotic knowledge stat at the risk of every other one
"What are hearts? What do they do?"
"We should learn what those do."
Game: here's what they do- oh... they skipped it.
It's literally the easiest bit of instructions in the world, and then it tells you exactly what you need to know when it's relevant. This is ludicrous. It's not as stupid as how they're treating things on Danganronpa 2, but I feel like they're taking "Arin skips tutorials" to a new level of idiocy, and it's less getting less fun because of it.
@@thembill8246 it's pretty silly. Although, I 100% get skipping the tutorials in daganranpa because, Jesus christ, the tutorials in that game are so fucking obtuse and confusing. Like, the devs decided "hey, for these tutorials we're going to pull the player out of the action before the mini game to explain it to them. Should we use any sort of visuals or examples or ANYTHING besides an enormous brick of text littered with meaningless terminology? Nah, they'll figure it out."
@burnin8able Only true in 1 and 2. Ultra Despair Girls and V3 actually show pictures with the text so you can more easily visualize what needs to be done.
@@MoonlitLycan okay, but the fact that something as simple as tutorials having visual aids took three games to implement isn't a compliment. I'd feel embarrassed if it took something I made that long to get basic things like teaching the player right.
@@burnin8able although they could at least hit the damn start button to see what controls what. Most of it's pretty intuitive, but damn.
Also skipping free time is killing me. So much more of what happens all around have better context to them if they did it
11:11 I think the sentence "BLOATED UNCLE ARIN'S HERE!!" might be my favorite sentence of the month. He could have said drunk uncle but no, bloated is the adjective he choose. I love these guys.
"Man, FUCK charity"
-Arin Hanson, 2022
“‘And that’s why you shouldn’t donate to charity.’ Do you think that’s, funny, Mr. Mulaney?”
“Umm, at the time,”
Ever since I found out about a bunch of Charity Money laundering and scams, I do put much MUCH more precaution into what Charity I put my coin in.
At least he pays taxes
Game: Dan goes first.
Arin: I'm going first!
Might have swung a bit before the bell rang, there.
Dan took a sushi masterclass and then became a brain surgeon. Gonna be servin' up some brain sashimi
Both require a steady hand.
Seems very Hannibal. Love it.
Brashimi, if you will
Cerebellum sashimi mmmmm
You're gonna love my coorpus colostomy AND my nigiri maguro!
"man, fuck charity, i'm going to a concert!"
Arin Hanson, 2022
"I'm gonna fucking kiss this guy."
Arin Handsome, 2022
spoken like a true blogger
"The fact that I had a wife didn't matter?" Dan in the Game of Life
His dejected voice cracked me up. lol
It did not earn him any points.
In fact, he lost some brownie points with that...
@@140kittykat Dan's a boy. he can't be a Brownie Scout.
@@charleswisconsin9196 I'm too dumb for this; are you making a joke?
@@140kittykat Brownie Scouts are a level in the Girl Scouts.
1:45, the start of the scramble. Tossed scrambled and scrambled time mark.
Thanks, something reminded me of this today and I had to go back for it. Cracks me up.
I love how Dan rolled 2 5s in a row right after his lucky number changed to 8. I would punch a wall for sure.
Arin: it chose me to go first, right?
Game, practically with a neon flashing sign: PLAYER 2 GOES FIRST
🤣🤣 Oh game grumps never change
I can't wait for the next installment of "Sbassbear makes a kickass song out of Arin's mic problems"
I'd listen to that shid all day.
Ghaaa-hyaaa DAMIIT IT WAS JUST AN APPLE CORE-RER, It's FOCKIN DELICIOUS
@@americascreepyuncle SUCH A DINGUS! D-D-D-D-DINGUS
arin: imma go with the fuck it solution
dan: imma listen to my parents and go to collage
arin: wins big
dan: horrible debt
me: yeah sounds about right
This game heavily favors college (picking the higher job wage is HUGE).
When Dan said “When my wife’s like…” I was like, holy shit he really does have a wife now, fucking awesome!
Wait, does he, or were you saying you misunderstood him?
@@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai he's married!
@@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai He announced in a recent video that he got married back in 2021 but kept it quiet
@@CiaphasKirby huh no shit? Good for him, I did not know about that
Yes it was on the first video when Dan got back from his sickness some days ago
I just realized I watched Arin play through the life of a crabgirl vtuber named PlumGolem826 and I love it.
I see they still haven't realized Arins audio is jacked up
All i can do is like the comment a.....ope that they see tha....io is messed up
They do like 10 episodes in one recording; so all in one day. They wouldn't be able to tell until after the fact (during editing), so the fix won't come until the next recording session or later, depending on when it was edited
How is it jacked up?
@@margosoda 26:35 for example
@@TheGinGear wow. you don't say.
"if you like my sushi, you'll LOVE my brain surgery!"
That's a heck of an advertisement. very bold.
Very Ariel.
Dan: It's not like there is some disease that will happen to prevent you from going to Europe.
Arin: Go to a concert...
BACK STREET'S BACK ALRIGHT!
Arin, after skipping the tutorial: "What the f*%^ is going on?!"
I mean, who can really say?
Especially when it's like three sentences of tutorial. I sort of get it with Danganronpa too when the tutorial stuff is pages of text, but this was literally half the screen in a big font with pictures
This game doesn't have much tutorials tbh.
@@JeskidoYT Other than all the ones he skipped, sure.
Well, it just goes to show ya…
Can we take a second and appreciate that at 22:01, Dan finally rolled his own lucky number THE SECOND he changed it? And Arin directly after that, too?
"Why are you interested in a loan from our bank?"
"I need to pay off the hundred thousand dollars I lost gambling on Rock, Paper, Scissors."
Ah yes, Kaiji the Gambler Part 2...
Going into debt gambling over rock papers scissors... Dan has become Kaiji
I love you for this comment.
dan being forced to go to college and then being broke his entire life is a little too real honestly
That's a shit educational system.
Is this heaven?
No, it's Life 2: the sequel to Life
facts lmaoooo
Man I love these board game style games, they bring me so much joy
Awesome, I was hoping this would get added to the board game rotation.
I'd love to see them playing Clue too, but I think that would require some guests.
@@LeinaDZiur I want another Jamie Lee Curtis episode. She was soooo damn funny
I love that Dan keeps landing on his lucky number but ONLY when it’s a competition to roll highest against Arin and lucky numbers don’t count
Hearing Arin be in total in total denial about not being first is so funny to me. It’s literally like listening to a kid make up rules and be adamant he’s right the whole time.
"I thought (my wife) would be worth some points."
She gave you a heart,, so she was worth 20 points.
Ahh, the CLASSIC game of life. I remember back in the day, all the computer upgrades and pro-streamer options that used to be in that game...
Of course, good old classic game of life where it doesn't include the family events
Arin: Skips instructions, pays no attention, complains.
Does he do this on accident or is it supposed to be a gag?
@@DontXtheStream I can believe it, considering his running “joke” of setting CPUs to hard and then losing to boring RNG manipulation.
God I hate that.
13:20 me and arin both at the same time said "so heteronormative ppppptttt" and then i started dying laughing
Yes, some more of that sweet, sweet, Game of Life action after so many Monoploy episodes I've always wondered why they never played some more Life episodes, an' here we are...
I could watch them trying to start multiplayer games forever.
The Game Of Life 2 Has Taught Me The Meaningless Of Marriage. In This Society All That Matters Is Points And Anything Else Is Useless!
Also Dan, Congrats On Getting Married
The opposite lesson that Whose Line Is It Anyway tries to teach people.
why are you capitalizing every word?
@@charleswisconsin9196 Why Are You Asking?
I'd love to see y'all do some eps with drawfee! This reminding me of the hilarious sss where the whole crew played life 2
I don't think Arin realizes how many job's MINIMUM requirement is a bachelor's degree
3:14 is classic Arin.
"This isn't rock paper scissors...this is just spin the wheel and get the higher number!" ....Yes. That is all the game of Life is.
13:07 “What’s this?” I don’t know why this made me laugh lol
Arin: Doesnt watch the beginning or read Any instructions
Also Arin: Wtf?! Didnt I get picked to go first? What?!!!
The comments: **Facepalms**
Not me crying at the non-binary option and Arin’s gentle explanations 🥺
It's sad how we're a good way through 2022 and people being kind to enbies for once is _still_ happy news.
I was scrolling forever through the comments just to find someone saying this :)) Thank god for Arin Hanson.
@@General12th Enbies? That sounds adorable. 🤣
What does it mean?
@@nopickles420 non binary!
Same- my cousin has this game at her house and I was so happy to see the purple character option
I keep waiting for the "IS THIS WHEEL WEIGHTED?!?"
Arin: I don’t believe in college
Also Arin: can’t tell when Dan gets selected to go first.
Also Arin: immensely successful after dropping out of high school
@@CiaphasKirby The big three lol
3:06 for some reason I lost it and almost choked. Funny bit
Game: *Still choosing, slowly*
Arin: "Yeah I'm going first f*cker!"
Light shines on player 2
..."Player 2 goes first"
...Next Turn: Player 2
...Player 2 UI framing screen.
..*POOF player 2 appears*
Dan: "Oh thats me."
Arin: "Wtf? It literally- it chose me to go first"
*Tents fingers and deeply sighs* "..arin.."
I love how a half a line into the nonsense I knew it was the Fraiser credits song lmao
I am so sad every time Dan doesn't get to customize his character ;(
I looked up the Frasier theme song after they sang it and it’s even funnier than I remembered 😂
Arin, we lovelies think you should get your eyes checked, dan obviously was chosen to go first
"Take a sushi master class."
Damn. I want some sushi now.
I'm never sure if Arin legitimately doesn't know the rules, or if he's purposely telling Dan the wrong things so he can win/make the funny, but every time Dan asks a question about this game, Arin gives him the exact opposite of the correct answer. If it's a coincidence it's like OJ levels of coincidence
I like how Dan constantly ignores the prompt to press 1 to pay his bank loan, Arin ignored who the spot light landed on at the start & that the UI was blue themed for the blue player... and skipped the tutorial explaining the hearts etc. and reads the instructions for selling a house but ignores part of what it said about selling after retirement...
OOOOOH is THAT how you pay off the bank loan! Honestly, I couldnt figure it out. I thought the 1 meant “you have one bank loan”. Lol
@@chichimi Well all the other UI elements have a circular indicator for what button to press so I figure they just need to press whatever is assigned to "1".
Did we get Canadian Aaron in this video, eh?
It's so funny Dan said that thing at the end about his colonoscopy making him feel better about death bc as someone who used to have a HUGE fear of death, I had the EXACT same thought when I woke up from my colonoscopy a couple years ago. Felt like there was absolutely no activity in my brain and it was the most relaxing shit ever.
I've honest to God never felt more comforted by the concept of death than when Dan explained it so casually at the end there.
"It didn't give me the option to say no!"
Arin, seconds before, skipping the part that told him selling after retirement means he only gets the first price he pulls:
Game: Money isn't the only thing that matters. Happiness, education and . . . the other thing . . . also matter!
Also game: *massively overvalues money to the point that all other things will never outweigh money.
Me: Yup, that's life alright. Or at least society.
Arin's inability to pay attention and then yelling at the thing he didn't pay attention to kills me every time.
General anesthesia was indeed very relaxing, you wake up feeling like youve had the best sleep ever
I love how Arins impression of a video blogger is just the most insufferably douchey person there is.
So, a very accurate impression I suppose.
"man fuck charity. I'm going to a concert"
-Arin Hanson 2022
Now that Dan is happily married in real life there are so many wonderful options for a Valentines Grump special i do hope his new wife is willing to join in! It would be great to have a special where the 4 of them play something silly together even if it was just mario party or monopoly! If the Girls get to be good friends a Wife Grumps special where just the girls play something silly and gossip if they want about their husbands could also be great! I am happy to know that Danny is happy.
Wait, what? When did he get married? I'm not up to date with all the latest eps
Nevermind! I just googled. So happy for them!
Dan- takes the route expected by society. looses horribly, mostly to taxes and his friend.
Arin- takes the "f*ck it" route. wins.
"The fact that I had a wife doesnt matter?" Lmao 🤣
Arin is cosplaying me! I'm flattered.
The death dialogue; classic and priceless!!! I'm rollin' 🤣
How hard Arin cackled when Dan rolled 1 in Rock Paper Scissors gave me life.
Dan: I had a wife!
GAME: Doesn't matter
I never ceases to astound me the level of absolute rage filled obliviousness that come from Arin, and less that 2 minutes in this time.
Man, seeing that family house for 160k? You're telling me a 5 bed 3 bath house with a fountain right out front like that isn't 700k? What a time to be alive
Good job stealing Dan's turn, Arin.
Play an insanely hard bot next. Then become homeless as the bot takes all your money, your wife, and your children.
Play more of this please. Like, literally never stop playing this place.
"Death is the great equalizer" - Dan Avidan 2022
"I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who goes first!" ;P
Holy shit they made a sequel to Life
Cool video bro. Still waiting for cruising part two
Me too. ”CRUISING!!!”
I wonder how many episodes they are going to film before the realize Arin's mic is dying.
Can’t wait for the animated collab for this episode
Dan is a cook, his lucky number is 5. No one spins a 5. Dan upgrades his job, he is now a brain surgeon and his lucky number is 8. Dan immediately spins a 5. Then Arin follows and spins a 5.
The most realistic part of this is the person with a Master’s getting run circles around by a fucking high school grad vlogger.
Wow, the MOMENT that Dan’s lucky number is switched from 5 to 8, after neither of them ever landing on 5, they BOTH land of 5
Thats some GGRNG
My best friend: “So, that’s why I quit my job and-“
Me: I DONT GIVE A SHIT, THE GRUMPS ARE PLAYING BOARD GAMES!
My friend: FUCK YEAH
This was really entertaining to watch and I hope to see a lot more.
It's very Arin to say "Alright, yeah, I'm going first!" after the game tells him no less than 3 times that Player 2 is going first.
This is my favorite board game, I hope they play more.
GAME GRUMPS VS!? CAN I GET A FUCK YEAAH!?
FUCK YEAH!
What holy miracle happened in life that brought this much joy to the Grumps to bless us with more Life
Since this is the first time I heard him say it, I'm starting a counter for every time Daniel starts a sentence with "my wife". It was an inevitability.
Dan: I lost the rock paper Scissors duel again.
Wife: why do you keep going if you lost so much:
Dan: but it’s easy money
Wife: maybe you would win, if you stop picking rock.
Dan: but that’s how I won my first game.
Wife: that was 20 years ago, and all you won was a basketball shaped eraser.
Dan bringing up his wife at the end was so funny
loses
Dan: *does my wife mean nothing to you*
When are we getting our Bloated Uncle Arin action figures?!
Love a good Game Grumps v.s. Rooting for Dan!
I always root for Dan
@@CherryBomb_Games same
@@CherryBomb_Games same, Dan's like the underdog for me.
"i'll do college even though i don't believe in that at all in real life"
-arin hanson, 2022