Unfortunately this game is broken. | Mini Golf Adventure
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#SideEffects #18GolfBallsEverSoHard #MiniGolfAdventure Игры
List of Arin's crimes: Banks
SNEEG
SNEEG
He also self admittedly robbed from Walmart, because, and I quote, "Mr. and Mrs. Mart aren't gonna miss it!"
Banko
Banco moment
"let's play a relaxing game" downloads jankiest golf port on switch available. Game Grumps always delivers 😆
Crazy Zen was worse, but they already played that one.
@@RabblesTheBinx in a world where golf it and golf with your friends exists it's just for the lulz
@@joshconfer209 I would love if they played golf with your friends. With jumps and course cheese. I feel like arin would enjoy it alot
I don't think you know what port means
i thought nintendo would be more strict about games on their platforms, i wouldn't be surprised if this was a game on steam etc
Dan: “We’re gonna have a nice, relaxing mini golf adventure!”
Arin: “Maybe the reason I do Game Grumps is to escape the terrible voice in my head.”
As someone who also has a terrible voice in my head..... I think he might be on to something.
@@KhanaHatake i mean, dont we watch grumps for the exact same thing
very relatable
Wow I can't believe Danny is playing Golf with nobody. A ghost. The remnants of a soul. A spectre. A war criminal.
Catchy was Arin all this time
Geneva? i barley know'er!
That's a next level joke right there.
A ghost, a figment!
Banks
Dan always either looks like a tired mother or blissfully unaware in this ads
He is
Dan sounds like a tired mother sometimes.
@@jahuhahu The exact vibe I get from him every time Arin says some weird shit.
He is in the statistical age range of tired mother
He really does look like he's getting tired of Arin's shenanigans, but there's got to be some love that's keeping him around.
"we're playing some relaxing minigolf" ... every single episode of every single mini-golf game they ever played devolved into pure chaos in minutes.
every mini golf game ever played by ANY youtubers ever, come to think of it.
I will never get tired of Arin going in to some self RP scenarios at random times where he's every character and the stories just get more and more fleshed out. lol
Not to be a shill but you should check out some of his ShuffleMaster streams. He overlays pictures except his mouth. I've seen him play Cloud, Aerith, and Sephiroth, switching back and forth rapidly as they have a wierd conversation and argue with each other. Arin really is a master at voice-acting.
14:40 He sounds so proud of his olden days plot twist here.
excuse me mr prospector?
I want game grumps compilation with all the RPs.
"My name is Laura..."
"Today always sucks. Tomorrow is gonna be good. You'll see."
I either want this on a shirt, or I want this on my tombstone. But if it turns out my archnemesis kills me, I want it to be:
"Grow up, get over yourself. No one wants to kill you. Jeez."
So wouldn't that just make tomorrow suck too since eventually tomorrow will become today and thus making today suck too since tomorrow has become today?
@@ConfettiBerg I'm afraid you'll have to find that answer elsewhere. By that time, my archnemesis will have killed me.
@@ConfettiBerg the comfort of that quote comes from internalizing its built-in hope and optimism. Sure, tomorrow might suck when it becomes today, but the next day will be good. You'll see.
@@creepymanchildren Bingo
@@creepymanchildren I cannot ever hear or read the word "hope" in normal context ever again cause all that I hear and see is nageto in my head being nageto about hope and despair and his normal crazy nonsense
I didn't listen to the side effect warnings. I took Game Grumps and now I can't stop shidding and farding.
I can stop shidding and farding RN
I ended up with hot dog fingepawdisfjdghggfd
I've puked *directly* on my dick.... Like 5 times from taking too much Game Grumps
Just get a HUUUGE hat for that. You’ll feel better in no time
I mean, a hat WOULD save me from the acid rain.
“This game is broken”
Meanwhile I’m stuck wondering why a mini golf course has 15 holes instead of 18…
The final three holes are broken.
Because it's mini.
the other 3 holes are on your mom
@@FuzzMustard it cant be on your mom, they're "mini-golf holes" not "mega-golf holes"
not even the developers wanted to finish the game
When they broke the game, getting the ball higher and higher my mind immediately went back to Sonic boom and the whole knuckles jump
"Nice relaxing mini golf episode". 8:30 in, Arin - "I hate you and I've always hated you."
When they started to list side effects I was thinking about the hotdog fingers thing and when they didn't say it at first I was sad, then Dan said it y I went "I knew it!"
lol i thought the same.
i like how you used “y” in an english sentence lol
"Sir, the restaurant is closing"
@@catharsis.404 i read it naturally too lol
@@catharsis.404 my bilingual brain crashing once more🤣🤣🤣
Ally’s sole presence by laughing or saying like one word per episode makes me so happy, its kinda like where’s waldo for me trying to listen if she is there or not
@@steelplasma256 I will not allow this Ally slander in this house. 😤 she is essential and we will all respect her even if you don't love her (you should)
@@steelplasma256 Then kick her out then.
@@steelplasma256 what makes u say that?
@@chaosthunder probably an incel
Is she the unofficial 3rd grump ?
The best thing about Ram Ranch is that just when you think it's over, you'll check and it's only halfway done
There's always 18 more cowboys out in the yard...
"If I wanted to murder somebody it would be in a wal mart parking lot"
Arin... you're from Florida, you should know the murder locale is a Waffle House.
As someone living in Florida, I can show you a Walmart parking lot that has a fucking POLICE TOWER in it because of the stupid shit that goes on there.
Publix is also acceptable for more expensive murders.
Source: Jacksonville
What could be more american than shooting a man in this walmart of a world
If you aren’t choosing one of the many random mom-and-pop style restaurants that are also mob fronts you aren’t living in Florida
@@vigorouslethargy what the fuck is a POLICE TOWER?! Aren't guard towers only at prisons and military bases?
The game is broken?
Danny: "Arin..."
Arin: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARIN!?”
More like "aahrin" lol
So when they discovered the time stop "feature" this episode turned very quickly from "oh this will be a nice relaxing game to listen to" to "holy shit this is the funniest golf game of all time"
I cannot express how much I want to see that as an intentional feature in some sort of space mini-golf game now. Could add lots of cool gameplay
Hmmm..."funniest" is a really odd word choice when you mean "most frustrating"
That’s such a James thing to do, get excited for nuns and get someone who’s looking for something else entirely to get excited about the thing they’re searching for, unintentionally obviously, only for it to be nuns
That "stop the ball in midair" bug is actually awesome. I'd love to see speedrunners play this game.
Getting a perfectly timed stop directly above the hole and watching the ball fall into the hole on the next stroke sounds rewarding to see
When Arin starts talking nonsense and someone asks what he's talking about, I think, "Let him say the things! It means he's concentrating!"
this is his spellcasting ability for focusing. arin is a bard.
The tone in Arin’s voice makes it sound like he’s going to reference “Ram Ranch” at any second.
Oh my gosh we’re traumatized together
"Today always sucks. Tomorrow's gonna be good." Damn, Arin, you didn't have to hit that close to home.
I love hearing Ally's little giggle when the Grumps say something extra funny.
I imagine her chilling on the opposite side of a sectional playing animal crossing or something lol it's great
Why dont you have 100s of likes like everyone else??
@@wintermute5486 that or she’s just kinda sitting behind them watching them bomb something she knows the answer to
She's the best.
And The Grumps have always wanted a real time fact-checker and Ally can fulfill that role.
*Allie
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I love how Dan and Arin immediately picture like a Walmart parking lot at 2AM and they're standing under the one broken, flickering streetlight waiting for some stranger to pull up in some beat up and run down Chevy Astro van to come and brutally murder them instead of it just being a casual meetup to sell an item at like 2 in the afternoon
Guys y’all never have to justify why you’re giving us different free content than the one you’re giving us lol we want all game grumps EP’s to be fun for you guys.
that plus i diggity dislike danganronpa
i mean dont get me wrong, i love hearing them playing VNs and doing all the voices, but like... maybe do an older one? from back when anime was cool?
Leave it to Arin to have the stated purpose of the game is to help them relax, only to get cussy and competitive a minute later.
You're gonna look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?! is my favorite Arin saying
It's a reference
Yes! I love these golf episodes. Always fun to see Arin hit the ball 57 times and never make it in the hole
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.edit in this case it's fun to see both Arin and Dan hit the ball 57 times and never make it in the hole
Sounds like my love life
@@black_rabbit_0f_inle805 you stole. Was gonna say college
Off-topic, but for some reason I see the number 57 everywhere.
@@ilikecurry2345 stop looking at ketchup so much
The 3 stages of figuring out this golf game is just shitty.
"Oh wow someone really made a golf game where you carry no momentum when you hit a wall? I wonder how they balanced that out to actually be fun?"
"Oh wow they also let you stop the ball on a dime, I guess that's the main mechanic they want you to use to win, and hitting a wall is a sort of failure of timing."
"Oh wow so they just didn't care about the game and wanted to make easy money on the E-shop."
Arin's growing Ram Ranch obsession is worrisome but also unsurprisingly on brand for him.
oh no! our mini golf! it's broken.
@YeaMan You can't even spell page. Unalive yourself.
Walmart is, at least around here, the standard place to do face to face transactions. Easy to find, big open area, well lit, lots of other people around.
I have had a similar moment that would have me getting someone’s attention to see something unusual like nuns in Wal-Mart. However, mine involved monks in Starbucks.
Mine is amish in publix 😂
depending on what type of monk we're talking about, that's way cooler to me than nuns at Walmart, for real
@@MissBuyNLarge - Buddhist. I was visiting my sister in her city, and we hit up the local Starbucks. When we saw the monks, she told me there was a Buddhist temple nearby.
Dan: "Unfortunately this game is broken"
The way Dan said that sounded like all hope had left his body.
You can’t escape danganronpa, this is the ultimate despair mini golf course!!
Hajime: "I kept hitting the ball, but it wouldn't let me back onto the course. It was like the game didn't want me to win or something. Like I couldn't hit the ball back onto the course. No matter how hard I tried. I couldn't get the ball back onto the course. What's the point of this?! Is this what despair feels like?! I was so full of despair!"
@@thenovicenovelist Nagito: interesting. So you're saying the ball wouldn't stay on the course... In other words, the ball kept going off the course.
@@thenovicenovelist And when you tried to get it back on course it wouldn't let you? It's almost like they won't let you win! 🤪
@@FrancosBabyGirl *cue flashback of hajime hitting the ball out of bounds*
I love how Arin whispered Alexa to avoid ours going off… and mine still went off from across the room….. 🙃
“Aurora Borealis? Try explaining that shit”
Arin, I hate to break it to you, but we can
Coronal ejections and electricity in the air cause the night sky to light up in streamers.
It’s also in my house while I make steamed hams
@@studiousorb9132 At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, _localized entirely within your kitchen!?_
@@executor32 yes
@@jennifermckay5585 ...may I see it?
A while ago they mentioned that they hadn't played a good fun golf game for some time, and Danny said that maybe they've played them all.
The entire Everybody's Golf series: :(
8:40 Dan: "Excuse me." Arin: "....I hate you..." lol
“What am I gunna do I’ve done so much crime!” 😂😂😂😂
BANKS
@@NerdAlert8910
😂
🤣
When Dan was a young child of 73 who was endlessly shidding and Arin was a serial killer of the ripe age of 3...THE CRIMES.(and no I don't recall the precise episode that that is from)
Was mega man 6 playthrough
@@zachg6805 part 6!
It was the yoshi’s cookie playthrough ☺️
@@michaelcollins1358 You're thinking of when Arin was born with no face at age 6.
i hope every new GameGrumps video includes an unprompted Ram Ranch reference. forever. i will never not laugh at arin's voice.
I'm always down for some Golf Grumps
@YeaMan shut up
Hi fellow burgie boy
U got trash on your page, u bot
@@LewdnCute nice buns
@@newflesh666 no u
I think there's something to the ability to just kill your ball's momentum whenever you want, as long as they go the extra step they apparently did not and add an ability to get back to the course somehow.
arin having a psychotic break with the prospector thing while dan is just trying to have a nice time
This whole ball-stops-in-midair thing makes me think this golf course exists in the universe of Sonic Boom and this is just Sonic Golf. It fits in with the IP.
14:27
OBJECTION!
You don’t put milk in a berry pie! You needed that SUV to murder someone in the Walmart parking lot!
Arin’s obsession with Ram Ranch is one of my new favorite reoccurring bits
"I'VE DONE SO MUCH CRIME! BANKS . . ."
Got me gigglin 😆
I swear y'all are gonna get me to start saying "she came down in a bubble, dawg" at just random times of the day for no reason
My friends and I already quote the "I'm gunna stab him" and "your gunna tell me that I'm wrong?!" bit from the OG video 😂
Wal-Mart was seriously the scariest place I ever worked, and I also worked as a paramedic and an ER nurse.
Yay more golf finally! It's not quite Kirby Dream Course... but still.
More like Kirbys nightmare course minus Kirby.
@@joshreichardt2485 then "Nightmare Course", kinda fitting ngl
Arin's laugh is like a instant hit of serotonin
Have we gone full circle and now Arin is the one calling things "boards" despite them clearly not being boards?
It seems to be getting more common. Graystillplays calls em boards too.
They are boards. Something can have multiple names... I mean there are over a dozen ways to call someone stupid.
@@drakemallard1486 Love a game of 18 board golf.
Hang out with someone long enough and you'll eventually pick up some mannerisms.
More golf? Heck yeah! Frolf memories revived
kirby dreamcourse memories revived
frolf? FROLF!!!
Waky minigolf.
Isn't it funny how pretty much all of those old golf games they've played in the past are infinitely better than this 2021 hot piece of garbage with "handcrafted levels with stunning graphics" and "incredible attention to detail" as per the description in Nintendo's store.
The Office did hot dog fingers and it was the one time that the actor playing Kevin broke character laughing and they kept it in! 🤣
And Arin laughed! Confirmed, Arin Hansen does in fact think office is funny
@@tranazzi yes!😁
Nope. ETrade commercial
Yeah the condition known as hotdog fingers is definitely from a commercial making fun of side effects in pharmaceutical ads
No how you die is meeting the seller at your house or thiers. Meeting at Walmart is the most safe option
Aww, bless Arin's little heart that he always believes the stories that people selling stuff tell 🥰
Danny: This is the dumbest golf game.
Danny's brain: *represses Wacky Golf*
This is like Sonic Boom’s knuckle jump all over again
This is *the* game me and my dad play together. Since I was a small kid we played golf against each other on the Wii. On the Wii it used to be me, my mom and my dad competing against each other, though my mom could not reach me and my dad's level the longer we played. After I got a Switch for christmas, me and my dad has picked up golf against each other again. The first time we played, I figured out how to stop mid-air and began putting distance between my score and my dad's. We began having a fight of who could cheat their way to the hole quickest. He kept getting stuck while I cleared a lot of holes in 3 strikes or less.
TLDR; Golf used to be me and my dad's favourite game, we stopped playing, and came back to this game where I directed us into a cheat match my dad loss badly.
I love the absolute absurdity that is Danganronpa, but I am here for the chill breaks in between to stay sane, especially when it involves golf. I don’t know what it is I love so much about the Grumps playing golf games but it’s always so great!
When Arin made his comment about thousands of dollars of therapy at 22:28 I almost choked on my cereal. Partly because it was so out of nowhere and partly because I can kind of relate.
I'm currently 2:42 into the episode. I give this chill vibe another 120 seconds
Arin - "The voice in your head is your Dad...Took me thousands of dollars of therapy to understand that."
Me - Shooting Polar Seltzer out of my nose.
The nun story got me so much.🤣
This game is hella cute.
I think it was funnier cause he kinda gave the other guy in the story Nagito's voice lol
Sees title, oh that's absolutely perfect for the grumps
I'm glad you guys said the danganronpa thing. I thought arin was just mentally checked out and didn't care that much about the show at that point but he's literally just extremely tired and can't keep up with the book that is danganronpa and being constantly "on"
"get over yourself; no one wants to kill you" is probably the most earth shattering insult I've ever heard
9:10 I swear I hope Arin grinds some in Cruis'n beforehand just so Dan can race as a unicorn
30:53 Dan: "Like, what loving God would allow this to happen?" another great analogy for Game Grumps lol
This is definitely not the best golfing game I've ever seen, but one of my favorite parts of Game Grumps is showing off terrible games, so I love it XD
My brain is just imagining silence for several seconds, nothing said, and just this soft background music. Birds chirping. The tock of hitting a golf ball, then the soft gentle tap of it hitting against something.
...and then suddenly Arin just goes "WHAT THE -FUUUUUCK-?!" (His "measuring" freak out that one story)
"It's kind of a narcissistic thing to think you're gonna get killed"
I want that on a shirt xD
I'm sorry Danganronpa is stressing you guys out. I KNOW you know this already, but please play/do whatever you guys want to. I love it when you guys are happy. Thanks for the laughs!
I love hearing Allie laugh in the background
12:11 well I think a good portion of the sonic community wouldn't mind killing Arin
Idk why but it’s somehow refreshing to witness Dan subconsciously meowing along to game music in different episodes and I’m here for it
"I've done so much crime!!" Why was that so funny
"The voice in your head is your dad." Too real.
These guys NEED to try Walkabout Minigolf VR. It's not just the best minigolf game ever made, it's one of the best VR games ever made. And it's so chill it appears in lists of top co-op games, even though it's not co-op...
“It’s pretty narcissistic to assume people want to murder you” literally my depression talking to my panic disorder lmfao like I’ve had this exact conversation with myself more than once
Oh snap, will they play CLUE?!?! If they do it two player, they have to use an app on their phone, but still! I love the Switch version!
Even though he whispered “Alexa”, it still heard him. lol
Arin: "Oh my God, there's 15 holes!"
Also Arin: *set it to 15 holes*
14:18
For some reason, Arin's little tangent involving the prospector and Cheryl-Lee makes me giggle like a doofus. Something about the way he says "i need to go to the store to get my momma some milk so she can make her famous berry-berry piiiieeee" is gold to me.
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So Arin risked his life for a Switch OLED, when he already had the standard model? I don't think I've ever heard such a glowing endorsement.
14:47 I think Dan's *"nO SUCH LUCK, FUcKER"* is my new favourite Game Grumps voice clip
Dan: What kind of loving God would allow this?!
The kind that understands the joy of Game Grumps.
Danny looked so confused about what Arin said about vpn and then very annoyed when he had to pretend Arin wasn't there🤣
The voice in my head is Arin's dad!? Now what the heck is he doing in there?
The mention of billiards inspired me to conceptualize Microgolf; which you play with pool cues and balls on a long waist high felt course, and Putter's Billiards which is on a large grass rectangle with golf balls and clubs. Normal rules apply to each.
Yes.
I too would like to play mini golf on the Great Plateau.
I wasn't sure how I felt about that ad read until Arin shouted, "I'VE DONE SO MUCH CRIME!"
16:09 i thought dan said “we fucked that hole right up” and im like “is arin really gonna say nothing-“
Well since I'm not watching Dan-gon'Romp,Duh I'm glad you did upload this. I'd missed you guys.
The only downside about OLED is you have to be careful not to get screen burn in. Otherwise I agree, it looks so good.