Plankton also asked "Do instruments of torture count?" Maybe Patrick was really asking if Mayo was an instrument of torture. In S8 Planet of the Jellyfish mayonnaise is used as a weapon to kill all the alien jellyfish. Did Patrick know?
I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick knew considering The Theorizer's theory that Patrick has hundreds of split personalities in his brain and is aware of the true nature of his reality. I know you went in a different direction and said that Patrick is actually a robot and stuff, but bogh theories about Patrick makes sense to me.
WOOOW! That’s deeeep😂 Do your own mayonnaise theory please! Would love to see your perspective and what other dots you can connect because based off this comment alone🔥
Yeah, personally though I feel like all this out of the box stuff is just millennials and boomers trying to be lazy and have things that clearly just sound horrible be praised. Nothing says that more like trying to break down every previous societal norm and replacing it with degeneracy, laziness or just nothing at all. I get it, innovation is needed, but not by destroying what’s worked for millennia. This whole thing really feels like a group of college students just pushed their ideas to the entire western world and didn’t really understand more complex things such as why those previous traditions or ideas existed.
One good take my mom helped me realize is that maybe Patrick was confusing condiment with instrument. It's a dry take but I took my mom she may have solved what was going on with the writers that day 😂
Fun fact, in the French version of the episode, Squidward's reply is something along the lines of "no, Patrick, I'm pretty sure that's a condiment", so I'm pretty sure this is accurate
Because Bikini bottom has no potatoes, so all the scientists had to spend three days genetically modifying coral in order to create a potato-like substance.
tbf, i've literally used a battle for bikini bottom rehydrated steam case as PERCUSSION and nobody noticed.... so mayonnaise can be an instrument. (i specifically used it as a bunch of toms)
Technically, yes you can make music with anything if u really wanna think bout it. U just need to hit it with a beat or throw the contents to a beat or blow the empty jar etc. For example, I can play the spoons. Edit: nailed it! Got the theory correct!
I still remember in 8th grade band when another kid asked our band teacher, Mr. Dickinson, if mayonnaise was an instrument. The immediate response was "If you can make it vibrate". never letting that memory go
That's true, that's fundamentally how instruments work. Fun fact: Mayonnaise is one of the selectable instruments in the official SpongeBob SquarePants Minecraft world, and they show exactly that. Whenever your character hold-presses/clicks with it equipped, it plays an animation in both 1st and 3rd -person where they physically shake the jar to make vibrations out of it. So, yeah, that's one way you could play it.
@@BinglesP technically everything can vibrate and everything do technically vibrate fundamentally, what we persive as heat is technically vibrations of atoms lol,
It's worth noting that the definition of "instrument" can be used in other contexts. Oxford's first definition is "a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work"...could be a head-nod to the theory of patrick being an actual genius in the past. He taught spongebob to drive a boat with no experience. If only he had kept on the supposed "brain coral" for a head! He would be a national hero.
Watching this at 2 a.m. while tripping on shrooms is a whole other level. Was eating an egg with mayonnaise. After this episode i analyzes the mayo for about 30 minutes.
Pioneer? according to the show's definition of Pioneer, Pioneer rode massive sea rocks across the vast under sea basin of the kelp reefs, who else is known to use such a similar form of geological formations as their own abode?? coincidence?? I think not! As seem in the Star family tree, Patrick Star was literally related to royalty, heck one could say that Patrick Star comes from the pioneer lineage that founded Bikini bottom. thank you for comming to Tonight's ted talk.
In Spongebob Docupants (which is a great series by the way), a pseudo-documentary of various episodes as if they were real, one of those 'interviewed' says Squidward was so old-school he didn't even consider mayonaise to be an instrument.
Stellar writing. Wasn't expecting this degree of eloquence and elegance from a vid talking ab spongebob, but hey that's internet for you! This is a gem, I'll be looking forward for more.
I thought MatPat was the only theorist out there who made theories based on statements or jokes said by questionable sources, but no, we got a new contender for that race..
Don´t tell me the beatles "Revolution 9" is supposed to be good music. No. Avangarde Music is only good if it breaks expectation, not random musical stuff.
If I may nitpick, Patrick did not ask if the JAR was an instrument, but if MAYONNAISE is an instrument. And to that I say, how do you play the mayonnaise?
I think he meant episode 3 as in Season 1 Episode 3a/3b, not episode 3 as in Season 1 episode 1a as episode one, 1b as episode two, and 1c as episode 3
i've never heard a more random string of unrelated moments in a children's tv show smashed together this incoherently with absolutely nothing of substance to say before
Plankton also asked "Do instruments of torture count?" Maybe Patrick was really asking if Mayo was an instrument of torture. In S8 Planet of the Jellyfish mayonnaise is used as a weapon to kill all the alien jellyfish. Did Patrick know?
What? THE spongebob guy is here? I am honored.
I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick knew considering The Theorizer's theory that Patrick has hundreds of split personalities in his brain and is aware of the true nature of his reality. I know you went in a different direction and said that Patrick is actually a robot and stuff, but bogh theories about Patrick makes sense to me.
i thought bro retired from spongebob
the man can leave spongebob
but the spongebob cant leave the man
Yo! DFTM guy is here! Let’s Go!!!
WOOOW! That’s deeeep😂 Do your own mayonnaise theory please! Would love to see your perspective and what other dots you can connect because based off this comment alone🔥
That's precisely what a guy called "mustard" would say
And if mustard can be pregnant, than mayonaise can be an instrument!
I'd say yeah, technically anything that makes sound can be used as an instrument so it would be like a drum.
Yeah, personally though I feel like all this out of the box stuff is just millennials and boomers trying to be lazy and have things that clearly just sound horrible be praised. Nothing says that more like trying to break down every previous societal norm and replacing it with degeneracy, laziness or just nothing at all. I get it, innovation is needed, but not by destroying what’s worked for millennia. This whole thing really feels like a group of college students just pushed their ideas to the entire western world and didn’t really understand more complex things such as why those previous traditions or ideas existed.
Or a squishy sound if you squeeze your hand in it
Are you saying... everything's a drum?
@shoogamoogaman technically yes
Is hemoglobin an element?
Bro got a degree in yapping over a simple joke
“Befuddling inquiry” “enigmatic enigma” “transcendental nature”
RUclipsrs can put “SpongeBob *insert word* theory” and I instantly eat it up
I subscribed cause I feel the same way. Also nice videos :)
@@sureshock8302 hey thanks :) I appreciate that
SpongeBob why is everything happening to me involved with circles theory. Based on a true story.
at first i thought this was a joke, then as i clicked i realized the magnitude and depth of the situation i was in.
Direction, and *MAGNITUDE*
One good take my mom helped me realize is that maybe Patrick was confusing condiment with instrument. It's a dry take but I took my mom she may have solved what was going on with the writers that day 😂
Fun fact, in the French version of the episode, Squidward's reply is something along the lines of "no, Patrick, I'm pretty sure that's a condiment", so I'm pretty sure this is accurate
@@planetcheese That's actually so awesome, I had no idea great find dude
This was always my take on it too.
this guy is a legend for maing a theory about a joke said by a fat pink star
Patrick is very much ahead of our time. He will grow up to be so brilliant nobody understands him
Hey, remember that SpongeBob’s body became music? That supports this.
Quick question, why does it take him 3 days to make potato salad?
Because Bikini bottom has no potatoes, so all the scientists had to spend three days genetically modifying coral in order to create a potato-like substance.
@@anthonythechicken3699binging with babish recreated it in a video as well
@@anthonythechicken3699 bruh the krusty krab has something called "Sea Potatoes" to make fries with 😅
@@hwkammers Umm yeah that's just what the rip off potatoes are called, they are just glued together blended coral, painted brown.
Spongebob:says a word in the first around 6 seasons. Spongebob theorists: OMG THIS MEANS SPONGEBOB HAS A SAD BACKSTORY AND WENT TO JAIL.
Yes, the party episode. With the plan your own party kit. Angst and jail.
Not sure if this is your intention but this feels like an awesome parody of Karsten runquist and I love it
tbf, i've literally used a battle for bikini bottom rehydrated steam case as PERCUSSION and nobody noticed.... so mayonnaise can be an instrument.
(i specifically used it as a bunch of toms)
Technically, yes you can make music with anything if u really wanna think bout it. U just need to hit it with a beat or throw the contents to a beat or blow the empty jar etc. For example, I can play the spoons.
Edit: nailed it! Got the theory correct!
I dont have enough mayo to check
I still remember in 8th grade band when another kid asked our band teacher, Mr. Dickinson, if mayonnaise was an instrument.
The immediate response was "If you can make it vibrate".
never letting that memory go
That's true, that's fundamentally how instruments work.
Fun fact: Mayonnaise is one of the selectable instruments in the official SpongeBob SquarePants Minecraft world, and they show exactly that. Whenever your character hold-presses/clicks with it equipped, it plays an animation in both 1st and 3rd -person where they physically shake the jar to make vibrations out of it. So, yeah, that's one way you could play it.
I can... Make mayonnaise... Vibrate. 🤓
@@BinglesP technically everything can vibrate and everything do technically vibrate fundamentally, what we persive as heat is technically vibrations of atoms lol,
It's worth noting that the definition of "instrument" can be used in other contexts. Oxford's first definition is "a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work"...could be a head-nod to the theory of patrick being an actual genius in the past. He taught spongebob to drive a boat with no experience. If only he had kept on the supposed "brain coral" for a head! He would be a national hero.
Remember people: Mayonnaise can fix anything
I think you should also look into why mayonnaise can kill aliens too from "planet of the jellyfish"
I was not scratching my head over this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love the quality of this video! :D subscriber gained 💕
Bro just turned a Smashing Pumpkings refference into a whole essay about the mind of patrick and music
Freakin' epik bro. Got my sub.
Why isn't this viral..
Give it time
Your voice sounds ai generated
It is. All the later videos have his real voice
An instrument of our salvation! Delicious.
Watching this at 2 a.m. while tripping on shrooms is a whole other level. Was eating an egg with mayonnaise. After this episode i analyzes the mayo for about 30 minutes.
I'm genuinely surprised you have under 1,000 Subs, keep up the great work!
Remember when squidwards “ghost” told SpongeBob to play a song with a tissue
Ok but this leaves one question for me, Is horseradish also an instrument?
Very interesting theory
1:31 “…the enigmatic enigma….”
You just gaslit me into thinking mayo is an instrument
God I love this show. Will always remind me of being 9 years old
If a triangle, that has approximately one or two sounds counts as an instrument, then mayonnaise can absolutely count.
Pioneer? according to the show's definition of Pioneer, Pioneer rode massive sea rocks across the vast under sea basin of the kelp reefs, who else is known to use such a similar form of geological formations as their own abode?? coincidence?? I think not! As seem in the Star family tree, Patrick Star was literally related to royalty, heck one could say that Patrick Star comes from the pioneer lineage that founded Bikini bottom.
thank you for comming to Tonight's ted talk.
This Is A "Sweet Victory"
People be making SpongeBob theories with anything now💀
Very insightful! Awesome video, MustardPregnancy!
so.... is mayonnaise is instrument?
In Spongebob Docupants (which is a great series by the way), a pseudo-documentary of various episodes as if they were real, one of those 'interviewed' says Squidward was so old-school he didn't even consider mayonaise to be an instrument.
Yes a 8 minute video was needed to explain this complex question by Mr.Star 👏🏽
who gave squidward a car?
Do instruments of torture count?
Noise musicians watched this and said "hell yeah," then soldered a contact mic to the lid of a mayo jar.
2024: rocking to phonk
The hell is that noise!?!? -2008
I always thought Patrick was confusing Instrument with the word accoutrement, like stuff you would put on food like mayo or horseradish
Stellar writing. Wasn't expecting this degree of eloquence and elegance from a vid talking ab spongebob, but hey that's internet for you! This is a gem, I'll be looking forward for more.
especially an 8 minute video
and then boom
Neither Mayo or Horseradish is an instrument. It becomes an instrument when combined
philosophy majors be like:
Is mayonnaise an instrument, then I look a the blue men using anything like an instrument.
I thought MatPat was the only theorist out there who made theories based on statements or jokes said by questionable sources, but no, we got a new contender for that race..
A sandwich is a symphony.
Great video bravo
4:27 well maybe Patrick has creative talent! He’s the one who read out the Ugly Barnacle in such a literary way to help out his friend SpongeBob
*what about horse radish?*
The tea is teaing the kettle is kettling the juice is juicing the spill is spilling the undergarment is undergarmeting
1:31
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Mayonnaise sloshes?
I mean, you can record the sound of a mayonnaise packet hitting the ground and put it in a midi sequencer for percussion...
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No guys mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horse radish isn’t either.
Don´t tell me the beatles "Revolution 9" is supposed to be good music.
No.
Avangarde Music is only good if it breaks expectation, not random musical stuff.
1:30 the enigmatic enigma lol
hehe, I thought too much about the under water boating
Does cold mayo make a different sound than room temp or warm?
I was told to watch this and now that I have I completely agree with it
this feels like a saberfart video
This is the theory for me
If I may nitpick, Patrick did not ask if the JAR was an instrument, but if MAYONNAISE is an instrument. And to that I say, how do you play the mayonnaise?
awesome video
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is NOT an instrument, lol!
Good video M.Preg
But how does mustard get pregnant? That's the real question that should be answered.
Lore of The SpongeBob Mayonnaise Theory momentum 100
this is really one of those 2+2=5 videos
Big brain time
This is your most likely theory yet
5:11 OMGGGGG I *ABSOLUTELY* LOVE BILLIE EILISH AND I LOVE THIS CHANNEL THAT GOT ME SOO EXCITED 😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭
The dip is dipping the dipper is dippering the diaper is changing
I know this mf did NOT start the video with "don't think too hard about it" 😂
Ok, this is probably your saddest one yet.
This feels AI generated
This comment feels programmatically generated xD
Mayonnaise is an instrument of war, as seen in “Planet of the jellyfish”
Is mustard an instrument
Is mayonnaise an instrument
Bro idk who you are but you cooked with this
Season 2 ??!!!!!! Dammnnnnnn
Mayonnaise is possibly the best instrument
K391 MADE A SONG WITH JUST MAYONNAISE. So yes mayonnaise is an instrument
dang!
this is the best stupid video i've ever saw, +1 subscriber
So true
Are there two people running this channel?
2:34 episode three is tea at the treedome
I think he meant episode 3 as in Season 1 Episode 3a/3b, not episode 3 as in Season 1 episode 1a as episode one, 1b as episode two, and 1c as episode 3
@@nickronca1562 oh
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument
Horse radish is not an instrument either
i've never heard a more random string of unrelated moments in a children's tv show smashed together this incoherently with absolutely nothing of substance to say before
What about tartar sauce?
And what about The Lid?
bro just yapped 8 minutes in wich he questions the very meaning of musik over a stupid joke in a kids show
On god 😭