The Haters Guide to the 2024 NHL Playoffs

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  • Опубликовано: 18 апр 2024
  • Playoff hockey. What more needs to be said? Sixteen teams each with a chance at claiming the ultimate prize. Some are in an all-or-nothing phase. Some are eager to prove themselves. Some are just happy to be here and embrace the chaos.
    This video is in dedication to the sixteen teams yearning for immortality. Fifteen of them will not make it. Let's go over all of them and their aspirations, big and small.
    Yes, even the Capitals. Especially them.
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Комментарии • 978

  • @austinemms9772
    @austinemms9772 Месяц назад +2079

    Last time I was this early, Arizona still had an NHL franchise.

  • @KaysonDawson
    @KaysonDawson Месяц назад +1574

    3 things in this world are constant. Death, Taxes, and the leafs losing in 7 to the bruins at TD Garden.
    Edit: The prophecy has been completed.

    • @mohwe1007
      @mohwe1007 Месяц назад +26

      God i can't wait to cash in again
      God's been good to me these past few years

    • @BAMFshee
      @BAMFshee Месяц назад +42

      I doubt this one's going to seven. The Bruins played four games against the Leafs this year and won all of them. I know, I know, playoff hockey is a different beast, but considering this is Toronto we're talking about? A team that has only won one series in the last two decades and immediately got punched in the mouth by the team that beat these same Bruins when they made it?
      I've got a gut feeling that the Bruins will win it in 5.

    • @instinctive3066
      @instinctive3066 Месяц назад +23

      If they get reversed swept this time it's going to have Steve Dangle actually go insane

    • @ckendall67
      @ckendall67 Месяц назад +15

      @@instinctive3066 We all pray for Dangle if that happens. 😂

    • @agent45625
      @agent45625 Месяц назад +16

      @@ckendall67 If Toronto does beat the Bruins, then they'd have to get past either Tampa or Florida. Given their record against those teams, it would be a bloodbath.

  • @bmoney2011
    @bmoney2011 Месяц назад +209

    What a day as a Hurricanes fan.
    We finally received Tree's Curse.

    • @fate8718
      @fate8718 Месяц назад +21

      Heeeeeeeeeeey maybe the curses cancel eachother out lmao

    • @36inc
      @36inc Месяц назад +6

      im a dallas fan who also prays for the carolina match to be at the end- not cause i wanna traumatize Raleigh but because either way id win- either my home team or my east team gets a second cup- pav or burns gets a cup these would please me.

    • @prussen9889
      @prussen9889 Месяц назад +1

      We did indeed! Hoping to make a game before we now inevitably bow out

    • @lordzeromega
      @lordzeromega 20 дней назад

      New York is about to bring you to your destiny.

    • @fate8718
      @fate8718 20 дней назад

      @@lordzeromega idk a reverse 4-0 would be a way to go out

  • @mathwiz3145
    @mathwiz3145 Месяц назад +302

    “Steve dangle ages by 50 years” 😂
    As someone that has watched every Leafs Fan reaction since 2019-2020 season, tree is being nice with that text. 😂

    • @DiogenesTheCynic.
      @DiogenesTheCynic. Месяц назад +5

      He wont be nice when that Congrats Leafs video comes around lol

    • @fate8718
      @fate8718 Месяц назад +11

      @@DiogenesTheCynic. He wouldnt even need to make it
      The previous videos are still up to date
      Unless they figure out how to lose a 7 game series in 2 games
      That would be impressive in all the wrong ways

    • @agent45625
      @agent45625 Месяц назад +1

      Hat guy would be ageing a lot more than that.

  • @UHOH_415
    @UHOH_415 Месяц назад +422

    Death, Taxes, and the Maple Leafs having to play Boston in the first round.
    And they lose a game 7. At TD Garden. For the 4th time since 2013.

    • @calebos268
      @calebos268 Месяц назад +16

      First time in 5 years (yes, it's been 5 years since 2019)

    • @LateNightTableCo
      @LateNightTableCo Месяц назад +18

      We might have to add Oilers vs Kings to this list soon

    • @austinemms9772
      @austinemms9772 Месяц назад +7

      ⁠​⁠@@LateNightTableCoAnd the Oilers and Kings have faced each other three straight years. A lot more constant than the Bruins/Leafs “rivalry”.

    • @RJ-ht5jl
      @RJ-ht5jl Месяц назад +1

      Real She Did

    • @LateNightTableCo
      @LateNightTableCo Месяц назад +2

      @@austinemms9772 I think there’s just so much more history with Toronto/Boston though, given they were both members of the Original Six, so you gotta look at it through that lens too

  • @motivationallizard6644
    @motivationallizard6644 Месяц назад +501

    As a predators fan I still haven’t forgiven you for 2017. We will forever be too good right now.

    • @dylantheomega7586
      @dylantheomega7586 Месяц назад +66

      Pekka rinne was too good right then….

    • @iAmCyberwaste
      @iAmCyberwaste Месяц назад +15

      Roman Josi is too good right now.

    • @AYoungAdultOnYoutube
      @AYoungAdultOnYoutube Месяц назад +12

      He has zero regrets

    • @johnnyroberts3761
      @johnnyroberts3761 Месяц назад +17

      But is Saros too good right now? 🤔

    • @douglasschultz9808
      @douglasschultz9808 Месяц назад +7

      Preds got screwed. If they played anyone but Bettman’s golden boy they’d have a level playing field.

  • @55TheInTIMidator55
    @55TheInTIMidator55 Месяц назад +194

    Lindgren and the power of friendship 😂

    • @joshuaguste6883
      @joshuaguste6883 Месяц назад +20

      All that’s left is the Heart of the Cards

  • @camilojoseruizgiron6084
    @camilojoseruizgiron6084 Месяц назад +270

    Can't wait for both "Congrats Leafs" and the return of hurricane man a.k.a "Congrats Canes"

    • @sunshineayers8018
      @sunshineayers8018 Месяц назад +5

      Which Congrats for the Leafs? The bad one (Conglaturations!) or the good one (Congratulations!… after they end their legacy of failure)?

    • @LeramieCrump
      @LeramieCrump Месяц назад +20

      ​@@sunshineayers8018Either one is acceptable.

    • @austinemms9772
      @austinemms9772 Месяц назад +7

      @@sunshineayers8018Please, they ain’t winning the cup. They not even winning against the Bruins.

    • @ABCDjjw
      @ABCDjjw Месяц назад +11

      You’re gonna have to wait four rounds for the Canes vid tbh

    • @murrethmedia
      @murrethmedia Месяц назад +12

      RAHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH! PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES!

  • @davidmayers1645
    @davidmayers1645 Месяц назад +266

    1. Get rid of wheeler and Dubois! 2. Profit!!
    Absolute gem of a SP reference

    • @tripsaplenty1227
      @tripsaplenty1227 Месяц назад +3

      Step 2 is ?????????

    • @hopethishelps91
      @hopethishelps91 Месяц назад +4

      Time to go to work. Work all night collecting underpants

    • @Jessica_Roth
      @Jessica_Roth Месяц назад +5

      I am a Kings fan, and I approve of this message.
      (Remember, at the start of the season, Tree said the Kings should have targeted Hellebuyck instead. Ya think????)

    • @jairobarrios3945
      @jairobarrios3945 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Jessica_RothUs Jets fans fully expected you too

  • @CiabanItReal
    @CiabanItReal Месяц назад +135

    I LOVE how salty Tree is that the Cap's blew it up and still made the post season, but his Pengs didn't.
    You can hear the venom in his voice.

    • @tjalbury3271
      @tjalbury3271 Месяц назад +3

      He literally picked them to beat the Rangers. Stop.

    • @wolfeusmc2011
      @wolfeusmc2011 Месяц назад +11

      Dude you serious? Tree bashes on Pittsburgh teams more than many other franchises....literally Sid lives rent free in Capitals and other's minds

    • @agent45625
      @agent45625 Месяц назад +5

      @@wolfeusmc2011 Mostly because he's a resident of Pittsburgh. Just like I would be a critic of Vancouver based teams a lot more than the others because I live there

    • @NESADDICT
      @NESADDICT Месяц назад +1

      Same

  • @wildtyler101
    @wildtyler101 Месяц назад +137

    "There are an endless amount of teams that should have a claim at a championship...and the Capitals" I lol'd XD

    • @eyesofnight
      @eyesofnight Месяц назад +4

      They have to win now

    • @MrPandito
      @MrPandito Месяц назад +1

      @@eyesofnightwell… we didnt

    • @eyesofnight
      @eyesofnight Месяц назад

      @@MrPandito and I lost money

  • @marco4103
    @marco4103 Месяц назад +105

    Here’s all the 16 teams:
    0:25 Star-Struck (Dallas Stars)
    1:21 Welcome to Hell[buyck] (Winnipeg Jets)
    2:08 Not Coloradover (Colorado Avalanche)
    3:00 Battle of the LTIR (Vegas Golden Knights)
    4:06 What is Sanity (Vancouver Canucks)
    4:50 Holland Dreams (Edmonton Oilers)
    5:56 A Royal consort (Los Angeles Kings)
    6:56 Barry Trotzky’s Revenge (Nashville Predators)
    7:52 Prepare for the hunt (Florida Panthers)
    8:42 Ghost of Patrice (Boston Bruins)
    9:42 Boston Cream (Toronto Maple Leafs)
    10:45 Le Mâle Nikita (Tampa Bay Lightning)
    11:44 Apples for Artemi (New York Rangers)
    12:50 Self-inflicted chaos (Carolina Hurricanes)
    13:56 Experimental Necromancy (New York Islanders)
    14:53 Carbury for Jack Adams? (Washington Capitals)
    16:03 Stanley Cup Final prediction from jinxing
    My Stanley Cup Final prediction:
    New York Rangers vs Vegas Golden Knights

    • @ryankvopka931
      @ryankvopka931 Месяц назад +2

      Your prediction like trees might have jinxed them 😂

    • @cohengamertv6548
      @cohengamertv6548 Месяц назад +10

      I hope you just jinxed vegas

    • @BoltTheEmolga
      @BoltTheEmolga Месяц назад

      It says Revolution not Revenge for the Preds

    • @revan3270
      @revan3270 Месяц назад +1

      Ghost of patience? You mean Patrice? Like Patrice Bergeron

    • @WillMuny
      @WillMuny Месяц назад +2

      Florida vs Dallas

  • @kaiuche8640
    @kaiuche8640 Месяц назад +107

    this is the first real season I've paid attention to the NHL. I saw most of last year's playoffs but this year I was keeping up with the picture and stuff. All that's to say I'm really looking forward to how this all unfolds.

    • @cosmicknight29
      @cosmicknight29 Месяц назад +29

      Welcome. NHL playoffs are fantastic. You won't regret watching.

    • @freakinnuclearfantasy2511
      @freakinnuclearfantasy2511 Месяц назад +12

      Welcome to the club brother, always loved my Stars but I've really been watching this year and I'm glad to continue to year after year

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Месяц назад +1

      I don't follow closely like I used to, but I check in on hockey every so often since the Avs are good again. There was a long painful stretch for awhile...

    • @kaiuche8640
      @kaiuche8640 Месяц назад +9

      Thx everyone. Panthers bruins game 7 was the first hockey game I fully watched. Gotta say I’m probably blessed to get a game like that as my first intro to the game. This is more my first full season watching top to bottom

    • @ieik8065
      @ieik8065 Месяц назад +1

      ⁠Same. I grew up listening to my friends and dad care about the Rangers and I had gear too. I never really cared too much though other than box score watching over the years to say I kept up with the team when my friends would ask. The last 4 years though I actually fell in love with the sport itself and I’m glad to be a passionate rangers fan now technically with 2 decades of loyalty, lmao. This is an awesome sport with great tradition and action. On par with football and MMA for me which were my big two beforehand.

  • @andysorensen1737
    @andysorensen1737 Месяц назад +64

    That Vegas air certainly has miraculous healing properties, doesn’t it. Doesn’t it?

  • @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3
    @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3 Месяц назад +107

    The Utah Hockey Team is gonna win a Cup within 5 years, further cementing AZ as an eternally cursed sports state

    • @findingmariaselvis
      @findingmariaselvis Месяц назад +17

      Watch them win their first year there like the 96 Avs out of spite/rub it in 😂

    • @crykamikaze
      @crykamikaze Месяц назад +13

      @@findingmariaselvis Colorado got pretty good team from Quebec with Forsberg, Sakic, Kamensky and Deadmarsh. On other side we have Utah who got from Arizona burnt toy house and the dog whistle.

    • @dominicpancella3012
      @dominicpancella3012 Месяц назад +8

      The D-Backs just won the NL pennant, the Cardinals might not suck if Kyler can stay healthy for a full season, and the Suns are perennial contenders right now. That's better than nothing. Cleveland? Twin Cities? Detroit? Now _those_ are cursed markets.

    • @TheShinyFeraligatr
      @TheShinyFeraligatr Месяц назад +3

      @@dominicpancella3012 Cleveland had a title within the last decade though.

    • @bakedalaskax
      @bakedalaskax Месяц назад +4

      I don't know how AZ has anything on Minnesota for absolutely cursed sports teams. If the Wild ever manage to get their shit together long enough to go on a legit Cup run I bet they'd get pulled into the vortex too.

  • @davidfuller2261
    @davidfuller2261 Месяц назад +18

    im sorry but the honda accord metaphor for the preds is way too good someone get this man a fucking oscar already

  • @JackCallSports
    @JackCallSports Месяц назад +44

    As an Islander fan I’m still stunned that they actually got in

    • @aidensarrazin8001
      @aidensarrazin8001 Месяц назад +5

      We got gifted by Varly saving everything and anything

    • @leeturiano4419
      @leeturiano4419 Месяц назад +1

      Roy, Palmeri and Varly WILLED us in. Amazing.

    • @islandmank
      @islandmank Месяц назад

      @@leeturiano4419 Would have been nice if they WILLED at least game 2! lol!

  • @konradviii5663
    @konradviii5663 29 дней назад +10

    My God above, the Leafs did it:
    They forced game 7 in TD Garden. Time is a flat circle.

    • @devynlich00
      @devynlich00 25 дней назад

      And history repeats itself yet again

  • @KJSCalderon
    @KJSCalderon Месяц назад +21

    16:34 If you think hockey line brawls are works of art, GIMME A HELL YEAH!!!!!!

  • @Gnox80
    @Gnox80 Месяц назад +14

    As a Caps fan, just insert the Paul Rudd gif on Hot Ones. We just riding it out baby

  • @RoadrunnerMoose
    @RoadrunnerMoose Месяц назад +33

    Dammit! Your jinxed prediction is actually the match up I'm hoping for. 😂😂😂😂

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 Месяц назад +1

      I also picked it before watching the video 😂😂

    • @RoadrunnerMoose
      @RoadrunnerMoose Месяц назад

      @@mbdg6810 Right? I legit think Dallas v Carolina could make for a fun Stanley Cup

  • @leibmenter2331
    @leibmenter2331 Месяц назад +7

    You nailed my Kings. Peaks of greatness surrounded by the most middling of play. Solidness up and down but missing upside. So safe that they’ve choked off both their upside and downside.

  • @fanboy50
    @fanboy50 Месяц назад +18

    Gotta say as a Caps fan it's kind of nice having absolutely no expectations for our run. It's all house money at this point. We really shouldn't have even made it in.
    That said, it'd be nice to see our boys inflict the "President's Trophy winner brought down by a team that they should have crushed on paper" misery on the Rangers. Lord knows we've been on the wrong end of that particular scenario enough as a franchise, it'd be cool to be the one causing the misery for a change.

  • @jamesgreer323
    @jamesgreer323 Месяц назад +77

    Caps vs knights final. Long live chaos

  • @atcraft1070
    @atcraft1070 Месяц назад +20

    If the Caps make it to the Stanley Cup I will eat a fucking hat.

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 Месяц назад

      I read this as eating a bat like Ozzy Osbourne did.

    • @BJBlaskovichGaming
      @BJBlaskovichGaming Месяц назад +1

      You’re safe. No hat eating for you.

    • @slider903
      @slider903 11 дней назад

      I would have eaten my mattress. Lol.

  • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
    @thekingbarrelmaker7642 Месяц назад +101

    What’s that? A hockey video? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!

  • @marijumanji
    @marijumanji Месяц назад +2

    Grateful to Piss Shrub for including so many clips of the Sens getting scored on. Also using clips of us scoring on a team when talking about them tanking and performing way below expectations. Love it. Makes me feel like we actually mattered this season.

  • @RealJMAC
    @RealJMAC Месяц назад +12

    The NHL playoffs are, in my opinion, the most exciting of all the major sports.

  • @thebwoods2029
    @thebwoods2029 Месяц назад +125

    WASHINGTON CHAOS SQUAD

    • @duhbullb
      @duhbullb Месяц назад +17

      EMBRACE THE CHAOS 🚨🚨🚨🚨

    • @thepatriarchy819
      @thepatriarchy819 Месяц назад +7

      Good luck 🇮🇹 🍎

    • @coruscant100
      @coruscant100 Месяц назад +14

      Imagine them winning it all. So much chaos, it may cause the universe to implode.

    • @jeremyhubbard2908
      @jeremyhubbard2908 Месяц назад +10

      EMBRACE THE FRIENDSHIP!

    • @chrisnewman8007
      @chrisnewman8007 Месяц назад +10

      POWER OF FRIENDSHIP OVER ALL

  • @ReinSouls
    @ReinSouls Месяц назад +28

    Either the Caps get swept by the Rangers. Or the chaos takes hold and we win the whole darn thing. There's no in-between. As a Caps fan, BRING ON THE CHAOS!

    • @OlySandvich
      @OlySandvich Месяц назад

      Nah, it'll go 7 games like every Rangers series ever. No way do they sweep

    • @dominickangelo4319
      @dominickangelo4319 Месяц назад

      Rangers haven’t swept a series since 2007. Despite how lopsided the matchup is on paper it’ll go at least 5 games.

    • @ReinSouls
      @ReinSouls Месяц назад +3

      Y'all were saying? haha. There was no in-between.

    • @BJBlaskovichGaming
      @BJBlaskovichGaming Месяц назад +1

      You got the 🧹

    • @silveryo7678
      @silveryo7678 Месяц назад +2

      🧹🧹

  • @isaacwest276
    @isaacwest276 Месяц назад +6

    Best time of the year, this is what I work and look forward to every year. Every team looks good. Isles and Washington okay maybe not but they have good goalies and sometimes that's all you need. So much to talk about, so little time.

  • @chinny18
    @chinny18 Месяц назад +2

    Thanks for jinxing the Dallas Stars Tree! If that means that this year Luka's Mavs are winning it all (though less likely than Denver but yeah, a win is a win in the post-season that matters) for this year, I'll take it!

  • @joshuabrown8191
    @joshuabrown8191 Месяц назад +5

    Those Command & Conquer Red Alert music plugs/ soundbites in these videos is PURE GOLD!! You're NHL videos are always great man

  • @independentaquaman7424
    @independentaquaman7424 Месяц назад +3

    Time stamps: 0:00 funny intro/overview
    0:25 - Stars
    1:20 - Jets
    2:07 - Avs
    2:59 - Knights
    4:04 - Nucks
    4:48 - Oil
    5:55 - Kings
    6:55 - Preds
    7:51 - Panths [my team]
    8:41 - Ruins
    9:41 - Laffs
    10:44 - Bolts
    11:43 -Range
    12:49 - Canes
    13:55- Isles
    14:52- Caps
    16:02 - conclusion summary

  • @classic.cameras
    @classic.cameras Месяц назад +6

    I LIVE for Urinating Tree to talk about the playoffs. Love his Hockey Talk!

  • @tbone1063
    @tbone1063 Месяц назад +5

    This video is one of my favorites of yours every year I cant lie. Go Bolts

  • @douglasschultz9808
    @douglasschultz9808 Месяц назад +24

    The Flyers even though they ran out of gas toward the end overachieved. Torts was able to take a team full of rookies,spare parts and the main star player (OUR GOALIE) getting into legal trouble. These ingredients would normally kill a season but they still almost had 40 wins. Much has to be done this off season but so far so good for the “rebuild”

    • @Coyotek4
      @Coyotek4 Месяц назад +5

      Losing 8 straight down the stretch, many to bottom-feeders (Columbus, Chicago, Montreal TWICE) still sucked.

    • @ashec.6824
      @ashec.6824 Месяц назад +4

      @@Coyotek4 Team still played well by the underlying numbers during that stretch outside of the sub-800 goaltending. Not really sure if that makes it more or less painful though

    • @douglasschultz9808
      @douglasschultz9808 Месяц назад +1

      @@Coyotek4 yes that losing streak came at the worst time but go through this roster and you can count on one hand of who definitely stands out.

    • @thephoenixxm4160
      @thephoenixxm4160 Месяц назад +1

      I will say it to the eons losing Hart KILLED the Flyers. We had a great goalie tandem for about a week before Hart was arrested. The Flyers were really god damn good during that week in January. Too bad they fell apart because we had to overuse Errson because every other goalie we had sucked.

    • @douglasschultz9808
      @douglasschultz9808 Месяц назад

      @@thephoenixxm4160 the curse of Lindbergh goes on

  • @brennansmith3343
    @brennansmith3343 Месяц назад +12

    this will be the last Haters Guide to feature a team in a Coyote’s uniform

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 Месяц назад +29

    Don’t worry Cames if the going gets tough you can always put in a Zamboni driver as your goalie

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Месяц назад +7

      That reference even 100 years from now will generate chuckles from NHL fans 😂

    • @findingmariaselvis
      @findingmariaselvis Месяц назад +5

      ​@@kurtpunchesthings2411it truly will 😂! Can't tell you how many times that part of the rant pops in my head in Dangle's voice.

    • @bakedalaskax
      @bakedalaskax Месяц назад +1

      The LFR for that game is easily one of my favorite RUclips videos PERIOD 😂😂😂

  • @BarrinJer
    @BarrinJer Месяц назад +13

    This has the ability to be the most interesting playoffs and underlying storyline for teams... Boston and Toronto rematch again, a repeat Battle of Florida, Kings try not to be beaten by Edmonton for a third straight time, possible for revenge for Vegas after losing the Dallas and the conference final in the Bubble, and can't forget how the cops were always overpowered by the rangers in the mid 2010s...can't wait to see how it all goes...

    • @RichardTavilla
      @RichardTavilla Месяц назад

      Well written and correct

    • @ResoluteMujigae
      @ResoluteMujigae Месяц назад +1

      You mean revenge for Dallas? Vegas beat them last year.

    • @blastimbre
      @blastimbre Месяц назад +1

      Vegas got revenge for the bubble after winning last season. If anything, this is Dallas trying to get revenge.

  • @chandler2581
    @chandler2581 Месяц назад +6

    As a Lightning fan, I just hope they have fun. I think they're just running on Kucherov and vibes right now.

    • @kdelfino1767
      @kdelfino1767 Месяц назад +1

      I agree, I honestly think a lot of their players have been really worn down by injuries.

  • @samjackson9394
    @samjackson9394 Месяц назад +5

    Tree's right about Honda Accords, my mom got almost 20 years out of her '03.

  • @guacamole7198
    @guacamole7198 Месяц назад +4

    Carolina vs Dallas is the final I have for my bracket. Thanks a lot

  • @davidbondy2250
    @davidbondy2250 Месяц назад +4

    UTree has become the first high-profile sports personality not based in Dallas to give the Stars the respect they deserve this season.

  • @Sparky6115
    @Sparky6115 Месяц назад +3

    14:05 aged like fine wine

  • @islandmank
    @islandmank Месяц назад +1

    Islanders Fan checking in. Keep em coming Tree!
    "Isles beating the Isles" no better quote for those first two games

  • @conorcahill5422
    @conorcahill5422 Месяц назад +5

    I am filled with excitement and relief as a Canucks fan for one simple reason; we would have been in SERIOUS trouble if we got LA, because they can never figure out how to combat their 1-3-1 defensive style.
    In saying that, to get Nashville, oh boy, this is going to be chomping at the bit. BRING IT ON NASHVILLE! #GoCanucksGo

  • @michaelcolucci8237
    @michaelcolucci8237 Месяц назад +4

    Nice Pantera reference, Tree 🤘

  • @lisaweathers6783
    @lisaweathers6783 Месяц назад +2

    as a knights fan im glad we assisted in knocking you guys out of contention

  • @erinwilson1182
    @erinwilson1182 Месяц назад +1

    I love how the power of friendship has become such a thing for the capitals that it made it into a tree video. Seriously though dude. I look forward to your videos every year. Keep them up. And thank you for not jinxing the Caps. I know your Penguin heart wanted to.

  • @colinarner790
    @colinarner790 Месяц назад +4

    Life time caps fan here. I’m just loving life, even if first round exit I’m happy. Also ovi will do it

  • @Pyrus425
    @Pyrus425 Месяц назад +18

    DALLAS! STARS! DALLAS! STARS! DALLAS! STARS!

  • @joshdoldersum9132
    @joshdoldersum9132 Месяц назад +1

    I was sitting here minding my own business enjoying the video when I suddenly realized I was listening to a Command & Conquer soundtrack. Take my upward extended thumb, sir.

  • @lucaswarren875
    @lucaswarren875 Месяц назад +5

    As a VGK fan. Bring on the tears. The Oilers ones taste so sweet

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Месяц назад

      Ha ha ha . . .nope, not this year!

  • @averymacleod6199
    @averymacleod6199 Месяц назад +3

    This is the most optimistic tree I ever seen and I am all for it so far

  • @starapton5374
    @starapton5374 Месяц назад +4

    As a Vegas fan I really don’t have high expectations this go around. If we make it past the first round then I think I’d be happy after all the injuries this year.

    • @johnwendland7908
      @johnwendland7908 Месяц назад +2

      Dude we are beating Dallas in 6

    • @GabrielHodge
      @GabrielHodge Месяц назад

      Play the ltir game a lil harder and maybe they can

  • @nathanspreitzer6738
    @nathanspreitzer6738 Месяц назад +4

    Look forward to this every year

  • @Superstar6196
    @Superstar6196 Месяц назад +5

    "Saros is back to form". I'm having flashbacks.

  • @MarloSoBalJr
    @MarloSoBalJr Месяц назад +6

    How my Caps even made it to this tourney is beyond me.
    We are truly on hospice support, tho. 😅

  • @NakkiPie
    @NakkiPie Месяц назад +7

    Wait.. Two hockey videos in a row? Who are you? (Please keep em coming) ❤

  • @captaincortez4917
    @captaincortez4917 Месяц назад +2

    Timestamps for all the contenders:
    0:25 - Star-struck (Dallas Stars)
    1:20 - Welcome to Hell[ebuyck] (Winnipeg Jets)
    2:07 - Not Coloradover (Colorado Avalanche)
    3:00 - Betting on the LTIR (Vegas Golden Knights)
    4:06 - What is Sanity? (Vancouver Canucks)
    4:49 - Holland Dreams (Edmonton Oilers)
    5:56 - A Royal Consort (Los Angeles Kings)
    6:55 - Barry Trotzky's Revolution (Nashville Predators)
    7:52 - Prepare for the Hunt (Florida Panthers)
    8:41 - Ghosts of Patrice (Boston Bruins)
    9:41 - Boston Cream (Toronto Maple Leafs)
    10:45 - Le Mâle Nikita (Tampa Bay Lightning)
    11:44 - Apples for Artemi (New York Rangers)
    12:50 - Self-Inflicted Chaos (Carolina Hurricanes)
    13:56 - Experimental Necromancy (New York Islanders)
    14:53 - Carbury for Jack Adams? (Washington Capitals)
    16:03 (16:15) - The Roulette of Jinxing!
    16:34 - Fighting: The Lost Art!

  • @Maxville2
    @Maxville2 Месяц назад +4

    I'm so glad you've chosen to jinx Dallas and Carolina. Thank you!

    • @chiefkeef74
      @chiefkeef74 Месяц назад

      Last time he picked a Texas team to win a championship they actually won. The jinx is over

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Месяц назад +1

      As a Canes and Stars fan (Canes #1, Stars #2), I am not happy about this.

    • @ecoRfan
      @ecoRfan 12 дней назад

      Hurricanes gone

  • @ancient6676
    @ancient6676 Месяц назад +3

    I been waiting all day for this.

  • @OlySandvich
    @OlySandvich Месяц назад +3

    2 Rangers Notes:
    1. Chytil's actually back practicing with the team! It's an awesome sign given the injury was regarded as potentially career-threatening. There's a decent chance he could end up playing depending how deep they go
    2. President's Trophy curse is a fun meme, but the team that finishes 1st in the league has historically had a better success rate than any other spot in the standings. iirc #2 is actually the most "cursed"

    • @josephfernandez8015
      @josephfernandez8015 Месяц назад +3

      When the rangers last won the cup in 1994, they also won the President’s Trophy

  • @Jacobnorberg
    @Jacobnorberg Месяц назад +5

    We need Pete DeBoer: A Legacy of Failure

  • @DSBOY33
    @DSBOY33 Месяц назад +1

    Red wings outside looking in it looks like fun in there so close 🥺

  • @MrTkillian
    @MrTkillian Месяц назад +3

    Thank goodness. He predicted an early exit. That means the Bolts are winning another cup boys. Let's go!

  • @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
    @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly Месяц назад +6

    As a proud Sharks fan, I’m just waiting for the “Haters Guide to the 2024/25 Season” video.

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 Месяц назад

      What about the debriefing video?

  • @user-zi6fm7zr5e
    @user-zi6fm7zr5e Месяц назад +3

    Fantastic Pantera reference, Tree. Dime and Vinnie would be proud.

  • @cassandranugent2443
    @cassandranugent2443 Месяц назад +2

    Between your curse and Pete Deboer being their coach, I now believe Vegas stands a chance in their series against Dallas. Thanks Tree!

  • @belongtoit
    @belongtoit Месяц назад

    Love the Trendkill reference. Glad to see the love for Pantera is still alive in Dallas hockey after all these years! The Dallas Stars fight song is legendary!

  • @9timepokechamp
    @9timepokechamp Месяц назад +3

    Congratulations on getting to 600k subscribers there UTree

  • @johnphillips6618
    @johnphillips6618 Месяц назад +3

    @Urinatingtree I will be there Monday night for the Golden Knights vs Stars. This got to be the Stars year damn it

  • @ajbolt7
    @ajbolt7 Месяц назад +2

    4 games in and Vancouver’s already onto their THIRD goalie. So much for Demko

    • @ellienomaly
      @ellienomaly Месяц назад +2

      man, tolopilo looked petrified. i fully understand

  • @DiogenesTheCynic.
    @DiogenesTheCynic. Месяц назад +3

    >Tree jinxes Dallas
    >Mark Stone comes back and scores the first goal
    lol what have you done 😂

    • @TheGhostFart
      @TheGhostFart Месяц назад +1

      he didn't jinx dallas, that's just dallas sports

    • @DiogenesTheCynic.
      @DiogenesTheCynic. Месяц назад

      @@TheGhostFart truuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @shiixsu
      @shiixsu 25 дней назад +1

      THANK GOD we didnt lose to vegas

  • @mrallday21
    @mrallday21 Месяц назад +4

    As a Caps fan, yes we weren't great this year but I'm embracing the chaos and look forward to Ovi hoisting the Stanley Cup again!

    • @BJBlaskovichGaming
      @BJBlaskovichGaming Месяц назад

      Hate to burst your bubble, but you have yet another Congrats, Caps vid coming.

  • @sdt1sdt
    @sdt1sdt Месяц назад +1

    Mr. Tree, or may I call you Urinating? Epic channel and great episode as always. I'm retired and live in downtown Toronto and have been a Leafs fan all my life. I don't think being a Leafs fan is bad for people with high blood pressure. I think being a Leaf's fan is what GIVES people high blood pressure...

  • @bowdenproductions
    @bowdenproductions Месяц назад +1

    Man, you were really nice to the Maple Leafs 😆
    My dad and I dissect every game and I can’t remember a Maple Leafs team this good, but inconsistent. They rarely have a consistent 60 minutes, it’s like watching hockey on speed.
    The biggest difference makers in the Leafs Bruins series will be Max Domi and Tyler Bertuzzi, if those two can establish their games and get under some of the bruins skin, I think they can finally conquer the boogeyman.
    They could also get swept in 3 games. I’m so nervous to see what team shows up tomorrow. They have more personalities than a mental hospital.

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 Месяц назад +52

    I want the Caps to go to the Stanley Cup so badly and just wreck everyone’s hopes and dreams just for insanity

    • @J_Dawg90
      @J_Dawg90 Месяц назад +9

      @@randombutrelevant1606not the 2018 rematch 😭

    • @d9j2
      @d9j2 Месяц назад +1

      🦅⚔️🦅⚔️🦅

  • @MazeDaGr8
    @MazeDaGr8 Месяц назад +7

    3:44 is that Smackdown Shut Your Mouth story mode Music i hear? 😁👌🏾 very Good Tree

  • @HawksNLionsFan_1200
    @HawksNLionsFan_1200 Месяц назад

    first full season of me watching hockey ever! pens fan cuz i go to uni in pa....what a whirlwind season

  • @danilogarcia599
    @danilogarcia599 Месяц назад

    Loved the gun star heroes music on Tampa Bay, nice touch.

  • @iAmCyberwaste
    @iAmCyberwaste Месяц назад +7

    IT'S THE MOST CHAOTIC TIME OF THE YEAR. AN ENTIRELY NEW SEASON WHERE YOU NEED 16 WINS TO HOIST THE CUP NAMED AFTER STANLEY... Not the company.

  • @zacharyhelton8627
    @zacharyhelton8627 Месяц назад +8

    Another great video!!! Let’s the playoffs begin!!!

    • @PuckLuckChuck19
      @PuckLuckChuck19 Месяц назад +1

      It’s impossible for you to have watched the whole video, so how do you know it’s a great video?

    • @freakinnuclearfantasy2511
      @freakinnuclearfantasy2511 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@PuckLuckChuck19because Urinating Tree uploaded it 🖕

    • @PuckLuckChuck19
      @PuckLuckChuck19 Месяц назад +1

      @@freakinnuclearfantasy2511no kidding genius, but the video is 16 minutes long and the comment came out when the video was 1 minute old, so it’s impossible for him to have watched the whole video and have a genuine opinion on it

    • @zacharyhelton8627
      @zacharyhelton8627 Месяц назад

      Anytime Urinating Tree uploads a video it’s always gonna be great!💯 One of the best on RUclips!

    • @jameswysocki6806
      @jameswysocki6806 Месяц назад

      ​@PuckLuckChuck19 Is it possible that he is a Patreon subscriber of Tree's and had early access to the video? I don't care either way, just playing Devil's advocate...

  • @Dforce20
    @Dforce20 22 дня назад +2

    10:10 ''their powerplay deadly'' proceeds to go 1-for-21 on the power play in the series

  • @DosBear
    @DosBear Месяц назад +2

    The Jet's success is not solely due to Helly as you say. They have a great backup goaltender in L.B. who has pulled his weight equally as well considering how little they actually played him. They went through a short transition period & are back up to where they were when they sat in first place in the entire league with 4 games in hand. They did blow that but have proven themselves to be a team that could very well take the Stanley Cup this year. Good luck to all the teams who managed to make it this year.

  • @BJBlaskovichGaming
    @BJBlaskovichGaming Месяц назад +7

    First Congrats video goes to…….THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS 😂😂😂😂

    • @BAMFshee
      @BAMFshee Месяц назад +4

      If not the Capitals, or the Lightning, then the Jets. Somehow they managed to shit the bed worse than the Leafs have, and Toronto didn't bother to show up until Game 5 for the most part. That's impressive for all the wrong reasons.

    • @justinturley7071
      @justinturley7071 Месяц назад +2

      They did something no other team did. They did not win a single game.

    • @Imsotired3673
      @Imsotired3673 Месяц назад

      It might go to yk boston if they somehow do the same as they did last year with the panthers to the leafs

  • @technugget873
    @technugget873 26 дней назад +3

    Winnipeg segment aged horrendously

  • @B.Launders
    @B.Launders 15 дней назад +2

    12:55 How about dropping the first 3 games of the series to the Rangers; two of them in OT, clawing back to force a Game 6, lead said game 3-1 after 2 periods, then proceed to give up 4 unanswered goals including a Chris Kreider natural hat trick.

  • @CovertOwl
    @CovertOwl Месяц назад +1

    The Gunstar Heroes music hits me in the nostalgia every single time

  • @ResoluteMujigae
    @ResoluteMujigae Месяц назад +6

    The Rangers have SWEPT the Capitals, making the end segment about the Caps age terribly. Also, in their Legacy of Failure, the Washington Capitals have pretty much been the Rangers’ punching bag, along with the fucking Penguins.

    • @devynlich00
      @devynlich00 25 дней назад

      Not necessarily a legacy of failure if they won over the past 10 years

    • @ResoluteMujigae
      @ResoluteMujigae 18 дней назад +1

      @@devynlich00Their Legacy of Failure video happened before 2018.

  • @TheForeverRanger
    @TheForeverRanger Месяц назад +4

    Being a fan of the biggest villains in the NHL and NFL feels good. I got to see my NFL and NHL teams win titles in the same calendar year. Doesn't get any better than this.

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 Месяц назад +1

      The Rays came so close in 2020 as well. Seeing Kevin Cash pull Blake Snell is still 1 of the biggest wtf moments I've ever seen in a baseball game.

  • @seandillon1359
    @seandillon1359 14 дней назад +1

    Dude nailed that Carolina one other than the special teams. They may have had the most devastating series loss in their teams history. Convinced the whole league they’d come back from 3-0 only to let up a natural hattrick in a span of 8 minutes while up 3-1 at home

  • @shanehaney6040
    @shanehaney6040 Месяц назад +2

    Toronto playing the Bruins in the first round, I feel like I’ve seen this movie before. Let me guess - the Leafs get an early series lead, the fanbase begins to plan the victory parade, the Leafs pull the traditional Choke, then it’s Game 7 at TD Gardens and we all know how the story ends.
    Least I can admit my Jets are mid - we’re either getting btfo’d Round 1 or at the Conference, going off history. Making it to the Finals would be hilarious, especially considering Bettman’s recent visit up here…

  • @stefanalexmedrano92
    @stefanalexmedrano92 25 дней назад +4

    Not sure how the Jets escaped a "Congrats" video. Supposed defensive juggernaut and Vezina candidate and they choke horrendously and become the first ever NHL team to allow 5+ goals each in their first (and only) 5 Playoff games.

    • @tophercabba
      @tophercabba 25 дней назад

      so then that means colorado is the first team to score 5 plus goals in every game then eh :P

    • @BAMFshee
      @BAMFshee 25 дней назад +3

      Yeah, as embarrassing as the Leafs' loss was, the Jets were somehow even worse. Came into the playoffs on an eight-game winning streak, beat their opponent 7-0 a week before the playoffs, and then...
      - Outscored 2:1 across the series
      - Four straight losses by 3 goals or more
      - First team in NHL history to allow 5+ goals in each of the first five games of a series
      - Eliminated in 5
      - Coach retires in disgrace
      - Rumours that the team might have to move in the near future due to poor local economy (a deep run might have helped)
      - Jets fans tempting fate by chanting "pull the goalie" to Georgiev in game 1 only for Hallebuyck to prolapse for the entire series while Georgiev got his act together
      Sounds like a perfect recipe for a Congrats vid to me, but eh.

  • @Thaumius
    @Thaumius Месяц назад +7

    Congrats Jets!

    • @BAMFshee
      @BAMFshee Месяц назад +3

      No team this year has embarrassed themselves like the Jets have. How the hell do you lose in 5 and get outscored 2:1 against a team that you beat all three times you played them through the season, and won 7-0 against the week before the playoffs?! They averaged a GAA just short of *5* (excluding empty net goals) across the entire series! They had an eight game winning streak going into the playoffs, nine if you include Game 1, only to lose four straight by 3+ goals.
      I know the Avs are a great team, but that's just a *pathetic* showing.

    • @Thaumius
      @Thaumius Месяц назад +1

      @@BAMFshee Connor HellaSucked 😂

    • @ResoluteMujigae
      @ResoluteMujigae Месяц назад

      @@BAMFsheeI had them as my West winner. Boy, did I jinx them badly.

    • @BAMFshee
      @BAMFshee Месяц назад

      @@ResoluteMujigae I had a gut feeling they weren't going to beat the Avalanche (they're a team that's proven they've got what it takes to beat hot opponents, and I had reservations about how the Jets would do in the playoffs even coming off of that hot streak and going 3-0 against Colorado in the regular season), but I was expecting it to at least be a close series (especially after how much of a shootout Game 1 was). I'm extremely disappointed in them.

    • @tophercabba
      @tophercabba 25 дней назад

      @@BAMFshee the goals for for the avs were 6.5,6,5,6 so how do u get five outta that lol 5.6 GAA

  • @elijahoder3667
    @elijahoder3667 Месяц назад +2

    Happy 600k Tree!

  • @brendanables7367
    @brendanables7367 Месяц назад +1

    That Pantera reference at 1:20 was amazing

  • @nickpasquini1161
    @nickpasquini1161 Месяц назад +3

    "No I don't know how they made it here, either. Stop asking." Neither do we Tree. Neither do we

  • @J0hnRatcliffe
    @J0hnRatcliffe Месяц назад +3

    My life once again now has meaning