Things Just Got Worse For The Former President | Putin Says He's Not Bluffing About Russia's Nukes
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2024
- New York State is suing the former president for bank fraud, and Russia's leader announced a major escalation of the war in Ukraine. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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May the Lord bless Letitia James and protect her from all the evil attacks on her. May that which is meant for evil against her only strengthen her spiritual faith and enlarge her tenacity to endure.
Yes...🙏💞😇✨️
Brilliant name Mr. Moore
Beautifully said!
When is this family going to jail??? I’m sick of hearing about all they do and they NEVER go to jail🤬😡🤬😡
I assume it will be before the election. They are playing the long game.
A million rubles is only about $16,800. That wouldn't be enough to give me the incentive to have ONE child.
"Hello Ron DeSantis I'm trying to go to Martha's Vineyards"...........I AM SO SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! omg! writers need a RAISE!
Stephen and John Stewart should start a new campaign. When the feds seize Mar-A-Lago, petition that the golf course is turned into housing for the homeless.
Carlin would have loved that.
I'm kind of upset that this is all coming out now because it should have been super obvious way before this. Why weren't people paying attention before 3-5 years ago? He should have had this scrutiny all along.
It has been going on for years. It has taken this long to get the records. Michael Cohen helped so much by providing lots of paperwork!
It's taken the house 5 years to get his taxes.
Especially after AOC publicly asked Michael Cohen explicitly about these exact things THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO. And he wasn't coy about his answers.
Well said! How long is it going to be before Trump is placed behind bars? Don't they have enough evidence by now?
It was out before! People were sleeping 💤😴
The Russian calling Ron DeSantis bit had me on the floor.
🤣😂🤣😂
I thought that was good 👍
@@intuitlife So why did all those pro-mask Dems all flee to Florida to have mask-less holidays ? Really makes you wonder.
Yeah DeSantis the guy who exposed Biden's hypocracy and humanitarian crimes.
"...is 🥔."
It was hilarious being from Florida and the stupidity that DeSatanis is pulling this close to a possible re-election! 😂😂
Absolutely hysterical. Keeping the thinking person sane in insane times. 🤣
"Resellable documents that's great" 😂😂😂😂
"Special master dearie" had me squealing.🤣💀
As soon as you got to the 1000th lawsuit bit I was like "it doesn't matter he faces no consequences" and then you went right into it with the prizes. Perfect. Glad I'm not the only one hesitant to celebrate
There's a consequence. Unfortunately, the consequence is reelection.
I was like, "I get the bit but it's more like the 4,000th lawsuit."
@@seadog2969 0pp
Unfortunately….Trump is above the law
@@ashc145
What does "opp" mean?
Yeah but will the "Swindler and Cheat" ever go to jail? The suspense is killing me!!
That whole bit of a russian talking to ron desantis killed me 🤣🤣
"Is potato." Never gets old.
We should be expecting a bunch of Russian immigrants any day now. Putin done called up 300,000 troops for the war and most of the men are running away.
Unfortunately more often than not corrupt/rich individuals don't face consequences for their actions in the US.
Like hunter Biden?
Not only US, the corrupt/rich people get away with most things in most of the countries. It’s not like we can blame them entirely tho, part of the problem is the corrupted people who choose not to punish them.
. *Haven't you heard? He's not rich.*
Yep....
This is by design.
"The art of the deal is the art of the steal" T-shirt calling 👕
They brought down Al Capone for IRS and tax evasion issues...he went to jail...so NOW, lets get rid of "Voldemort" with this lawsuit...NOW is the time. NAIL HIM, New York...we are counting on you to get the ball rolling on this guy!
And died of syphilis. From your lips!
Yep. Right after they throw Hunter Biden, Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton in jail.
It's looking more and more like the DJT Presidential library is just gonna be a prison book cart.
You find pleasure and other people's misery there's a word for people like you
@@danmcgriff1421 it’s not other people. It’s the Trumps.
@@danmcgriff1421 adjective or noun?
@@danmcgriff1421 Trump finds pleasure in every one else's misery. And you're feeling sorry for him.
Clever!
I’ve said this before, but my 87 year old mom takes a nap every day so she can be awake to watch Colbert.
Bless her heart ♥️. Much Love to you and your Mum from Australia 🇦🇺
3 month old ccp acocunt.
She can see it on RUclips before 11:35 p.m.
👍
My mom takes naps so she can watch Nazi news network 12 hours a day 😒
Could not survive this era without you, Stephen Colbert, ❤
You are pathetic if you need unfunny Colbert for survival. I do agree that the Biden era is sinking this country.
Stephen is my emotional support comedian.
Of all the past eras this is the least worst
You know nothing of surviving difficult times.
You think this era is bad?
Typical millennial. You would've died during the 1960's.
@@HLBNZ The 60's were indeed very turbulent but I can vividly recall the 70's had it's bad times but not nearly as turbulent as the 60's. The way this country is now and how divided and violent it is kinda brings parts of the 60's back IMO.
"...is potato." Stephen's delivery of that phrase gets me every time. The way he says it is just hilarious!
Are you 8?
@@marca9955 I guess you'd know.
@@NuiYabuko How could I know that? Oh, you're suggesting that... recognising an 8 year old requires another 8 year old. What a witty, not at all smooth-brained quip.
Weiselberg rolled, now she's got the receipts and $250 Millions is just the base line. I hope the amount triples.
Like rep. Jamie Raskin said :“He's a One-Man Crime Wave”
its actually closer to 4,000 lawsuits. Seriously, 4,000.
Do you know what's even wilder, during trump's term in office he had an **actual rape trial** going on.
No, really.
Seriously guys we got him this time. Number 326 we got'ems is the charm, seriously.
Another day, another lawsuit or trump.
I was so looking for this comment. Thank you!
But wasn’t it close to 4,000 before he took office even? Figuratively that is, not literally, as that happened too.
It must be up to 5,000 now at least,..
I think he enjoys being the mole in these multiple games of whack a mole.
And the prize goes to Late Show Writers for their never ending, brilliant work!!!
AND, to Colbert, for his consistent, perfect deliveries, and ad-libs..
Brilliant brilliant work!!!
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If ANY of us did this we’d be in jail by now …
Immortal words, "it doesn't amount to art of the deal. It's the art of the steal." Drop the 🎤 🎙
It looked partial, unprofessional and will just fuel his supporters so we can feel good for a minute. Including that was a stupid decision.
That Ron DeSantis joke was one of the best I've heard from Colbert lmao
I screamed with laughter. Hilarious. And "is potato" just a few seconds after is a double kill.
Student driver not bad!!!
Yes yes yes!! I lost it laughing! Chef's kiss!
I laughed when everyone on Martha's vineyard cheered when the busses took the immigrants away.
Flippin brilliant.
I absolutely love how Stephen and his writers are able to turn horrible news items into light-hearted jokes. Laughter reduces blood pressure.
True
Yea i was gonna get up and go protest but everyones laughin soo
If you like him, go watch Seth Meyers! 😂
Stop watching the news and then see that affects your blood pressure
@@MO-Covers I'm sure Sean appreciates your advice, stranger on the internet. You just can't help yourselves.
This 10 min clip made me laugh out loud. I hadn't in a while. Thank you for joy. IM GOING TO EAT AN ENTIRE SHEET CAAAKE!
As a New Yorker I can tell you we are very proud of our AG
This Georgian is, too!! I hope New York residents will bombard your governor's office demanding she recall Bragg. James has filed a civil lawsuit, and while she made a criminal referral of the case to Vance 2+ years ago, as soon as Bragg took over the criminal case, Bragg had already decided not to indict Trump. Remember the two prosecutors on the case resigned because of it?
Unless, Bragg, through the SDNY, resumes the criminal aspect (or he's recalled and replaced very soon), this will amount to nothing more than a large fine with the fine likely to be paid by donations from his base.
#RecallAlvinBragg
Wasting your tax dollars
Give me the HORSE for payment.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
That last line won the internet today. My deepest respect from Germany.
xD
"High caliber 'I Voted' sticker" is kind of priceless.
I am a former banker. Loan applicants try to overvalue their real estate to obtain larger loans.
But banks and trust companies know this and do due diligence using their own appraisers. It is unimaginable to me that the banks failed to do their due diligence given the large loans involved. Something strange going on here.
Bribes. Russian bribes.
Under capitalism, corporations write their own rules.
Trump still has enough money for bribes. And I can't wait to hear the bribees turn on him, as everyone around him does.
The Price Is Right spot was golden! Give that writer a raise.
Omg, rolling over this monologue 😂🤣 its 🥔 is back!
“You lick the bottoms of the tennis balls on my walker.” Genius. That’s all, just genius.🤣🤪😂
If Russia's nukes are anything like the rest of their military, they probably have a launch distance less than the height of their silos.
Made by ACME Wile E Coyote inspected and approved.
They're so poor they can only maintain 8 missile silos. 😄
😄You got that right!
They have pretty advanced nukes, same as 'big bad America'
Nukes, effectively don't exist in warfare: they exist so that 'the other side' won't use theirs.
@KianaWolf Or fall backwards into the silos..!
And the Appeals Court ruled that the DOJ can keep using the documents in their investigation, without waiting for the Special Master
No chain of custody, no lawyers allowed in during the search, how many times was the 4th amendment side stepped ?
The whole thing is a farce - just watch the Trump interview bitches !
Many years ago on the Howard Stern Show, Tweety publicly explained how he would grossly inflate the values of his properties in order to secure huge loans, then default on the loans and tell the banks to foreclose on the properties, which they soon found out were basically worthless. Tweety either didn't know or didn't care that this was illegal.
The dude was always saying how he liked debt etc. !
Colbert is the best, I never get tired of "is potato," lol!
Man. That was a killer monologue. Great work TLSWSC Staff!
😂 The Russian calling Ron DeSantis bit is brilliant! hAsuccessful grafting of three separate jokes! The last being the icing on the potato😂
I mean, not really.
One of the BEST EVER.
That was such a burn on DeSantis.
The punishment phase has arrived for the Old Orange Dumpster! How glorious!🤣😂😅
Let’s applaud the NY AG...she hasn’t backed down.
5 years may seem too light but imagine how much that will cost his already old a**. He's been doing business in New York his whole life, wheeling and dealing, enriching connections. There's no way he didn't spend some time today cursing in loud whispers while taking a fast food sh*t, and that makes me happy to think about.
It's because you're not normal
It also affects his candidacy for public office.
Time to clean another plate of pasta off the wall.
What if CA or heaven forbid... FL join in to really look at their options
So angry and funny!
What is surprising is those banks lent him money because they believed his estimates.
We took out a small loan a few years ago using our home as collateral and the bank sent an inspector out to verify our estimate.
The "dad, mom, potatoes" on the tank bumper was a nice touch. 💯
Absolutely on FIRE 🔥 tonight. Award winning comedy!!
To be fair, he had a lot of material to work with
"Hello?? RON DeSantis?? I want to go to Martha's Vineyard!," ...🤣🤣🤣...that was genius!!
Thanks frome Ukraine 💙💛 дякую за підтримку !
Hang in there!
Thank you Steven and crew for bringing us this moment of sanity in these bigly awful times. You make it possible to laugh.
Remember when his crew went to the Jan 6 riot and allowed people to come into the capitol building? Did you laugh then?
The 11th circuit ruled against him last night as well, thus the DOJ’s 100 documents were separated out and they can continue their investigation. That decision was unanimous. Further the attorney general referred his case to the IRS and southern district of New York for prosecution as well. Bottom line it’s a really bad day for the former guy..
The best news in months
None too soon.
Oooh, the IRS is ruthless! :)
I like calling former guy IMPOTUS.
@@EchoL0C0 then how come it takes so long to audit X45s tax records?🙃
Still luv the " Is Potato " bit ! You're a relief after a grueling day of customer service . Blessings to All .
Thank God for RUclips so I don't miss this show!! Love you!
Stephen must miss John with his musical piano pings matching his hand movements putting anything down😑 I do
Holy Moly!!! Those Writers wrote a PHENOMINAL Opening for this show!!
Loved the “inflated assets” line! 😂😂😂 Comedy hall of fame stuff.
I'm partial to the propping up the short leg of the Mar A Lago waffle station with classified documents joke myself.
Scratch that! The one that really got me was, "Listen here worm! You crawl into the red room of pain and lick the tennis balls on the bottom of my walker."
Imagine the inflated taxes he paid on that. It’s funny how people buy into BS. Sounds like he may get a big fat tax refund on all the taxes he overpaid.
@@katiestans2824 That's part of the fraud. He OVER valued properties when it was time to get loans and UNDER valued them when it was time to pay taxes.
Man! You are such a breath of intelligent wit and truth. Love ya man!
Totally cracked me up. Couldn’t stop laughing.
Stephen looks SO happy tonight!!! Lol!!! I think a lot of us are smiling tonight! Payback is hell!
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. I've been waiting for this 🤬 to go down since the first time they impeached him...
What are you smiling about? "Johnny" was spot on, _nothing has happened_ . A lawsuit is not a consequence in and of itself. He's still not in jail, he's still the center of a country-destroying cult of personality, and is still an outright threat to America. The best you can say is that maybe some Republican campaign contributions are being redirected to court & attorney fees - and that's not nothing, mind you, but it's precious little to smile about.
I'll smile when Q Conservatives are officially branded a domestic terrorist organization & barred from holding office, and the biggest ringleader is actually behind bars. We have the largest prison population in the world but can't manage to lock up the biggest criminal...
@@lenawagenfuehr53 I agree, Never underestimate a super crook like Trump…. He has been in tight spots before and managed to get out… but this time it’s a tougher wall for him to climb over!
@@lenawagenfuehr53 the walls are closing in. Any day now. ☠️
You are a national treasure. I could not have survived the t**** regime without you. God bless
This is probably one of his best monologues in regard to referencing. They managed to jam in so many things lol
I see your profile picture is an interesting person, can you add a friend?
I love that the punishment for defrauding hundreds of millions dollars is to give it back and not conduct business in NY. What a white collar sentence.
That large home in upstate NY that Jr. calls the family "refuge" needs to be seized by the state for the costs to taxpayers caused by the crime family tRump.
Another Russian hoax from Democracts....boot lickers like Seth Meyers doing his licking
I wonder what his house in Beverly Hills will fetch
You should sell your home and give Trump the money.
🥳👍👏 GREAT SUGGESTION
@@fentonb9520 lmfao good joke
Ron DeSantis joke is a EMY Award right there ... Coughed up a lung laughing so hard ....
I laughed so hard at the Putin bit that I fell out of a window.
This is funnier than the video 🤣
Hope no bones broken just the window.
More compliments that bring the news with laughter and learning.
Thank You!
Steven got me good with that unexpected "is potato"
This man is soooooo damn good, monologue had me tripping 😄🙌
I enjoyed this whole monologue, Stephen. Thank you❣️
Just think how many other people are getting away with this kind of stuff.
About damn time he’s held accountable for something if you ask me. This guy got away with enough things in his lifetime fill up Pelican Bay
He better actually face consequences this time!
Like what?
Woke garbage
You don't know nothing you're repeating things from Trump haters get real
If you're interested, The Dollop episode 300 part A and B did a very deep expose on The Real Dim Shady's life. tl;dr version: he was scummy from a young age and was not even daddy's favorite child.
Killer monologue, Stephen!
Holding their feet to the fire with this much well aimed, scathing humor is a true art form.
Bravo!
Agree. His monologues are the best. It's a combo of great writing and his delivery.
And if you're into South Park, the thing about the aides going around giving him positive reinforcement should remind you of the episode where Eric Cartman had Butters to do the same.
if humor is making fun of bad orange man for the 10000000th time, then he did an amazing job. seriously does this not get stale to you?
You're lame boomer. Lol
LOL another rabbit hole. bless you.
“Is potato” Colbert is a comic genius
14 Seconds of pure applause from 0:50 - What a Win! 😂
that quick wit and fast "NotMyLittleMermaid" Joke was literally the cherry on the top of the "most beautiful chocolate cake i ever seen"! on the other hand im not American but it feels right feels a little bit of Justice in the World.... kudos for the DOJ
How about the call to Desantis!😎
Yeah yeah yeah, think back to the start of the monologue. He will get away with it, because nothing means anything. Stop peeing on my leg and telling me it's raining
@@lenawagenfuehr53 get a life!!
What are you? A bot?
Respect to miss James good job 👍👏💙
This was a CLASSIC.
when he used the word *WORSER* and not worse... i fell off my chair lauuuughing !!
Sounds like Old McDonald is about to lose the farm... ei ei oooooo.
Brain of a child.
@Dann Marceau
🤣🤣
Not my Little Mermaid..I lost it😂
That Ron DeSantis joke was big brain
The "is potato" bit never fails to get me 😂😂
You should get out more.
Absolute Banger of a monologue 😂🤣
5:48 Grandmother with reading glasses on the edge her nose is my FAVORITE Stephen Colbert character. 😊👩🏼🦳💓
I'm partial to his Biden, with the off-kilter aviator sunglasses.
@@grandpaobvious that is awesome too
Brilliant standup!
Once again here to point out how SC’s Grandma bit and his Chuck Schumer bit are the same, and I’m here for it. 🤣
Dolt 45 is in legal hot water, and his boss is threatening to use nukes.
What a surprise.
Dolt 45 is my new favorite name. Thank you.
OMG my sides hurt from laughing! You were ON IT tonight Stephen! I guess you didn't hear the even better news about the APPEALS court ruling for the DOJ. Can't wait to hear your "take" on that document because they literally flam-baked Judge Connor's decision.
I saw that. I even went and read the 29 page document. It essentially counts the ways Cannon was wrong while giving lessons in history, law, and logic. It is a thing of beauty.
Did I hear somewhere that the case will go back to her court? I also heard that it may end up in the Supreme Court.
@@thomasbayles8203 She will be in a soup kitchen asking for another bowl of soup before she gets another case of importance. Lock her up!
Banished to traffic court for eternity!
Trump Derangement Syndrome is such a sad thing. It is going on 2 years since Trump left office, and all Colbert can talk about is Trump.
No wonder Greg Gutfeld is the King of Late Night.
Nothing will come of this...he's been investigated for years. I'm cynical now, he's a criminal who can apparently do as he pleases
How can things get worse for someone who probably won't get any sort of punishment for what he has done this far?
The impression of a 60 year old drafted by Russia was priceless. I love doing Wordles and suffer from Sleep Apnea. Nailed it!
You didn't mention how often you get up to pee. My average is four.
@@geared4war Hell, I can top that!
Wasn't sleep apnea it was old people have small bladders
I too suffer sleep apnea, and love Wordle! LOL
Sounded like Gru
I’m announcing, today, that Michael Cohen is the real hero behind providing the AG with the goods on Donnie.
I remember when all you idiots hated him what happened you guys are easy
Absolute classic monologue!!! Incredible tongue-in-cheek recap of trump political reality to date. Should be included in national adchives.
Yo that Martha's vineyard joke was a good call back 🤣🤣
That rOn deSantan call choked the crap out of me.
That was one of his best monologues... without a doubt. thank you for making this happen. lmfao!
My favourite is the one he did on Scaramucci back in 2017 I think it was
1,000 lawsuits and no convictions yet?
Maybe you can get him on a malicious jaywalking charge.
You make America 🇺🇸 laugh when we want to cry! Thank you!