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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @kobcritic624
    @kobcritic624 Год назад +1516

    how does Bob keep having more fridge incidents

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs Год назад +13

      It's the ongoing curse between Bob and Wade. Wade had extensive leaking issues around his house (refer to The Drowned Man saga), and once the curse was lifted on his end, Bob got hit with bad fridge luck. I can only imagine where the curse would go (probably to Mark) and what it would do to them once Bob's problems are solved once and for all 😂

    • @guyferrari5723
      @guyferrari5723 Год назад +25

      Simply putting it, it's just Bob.

    • @raionshishi8290
      @raionshishi8290 Год назад +15

      @@ThatDudeWithBoobs Marks gonna have a lot of problems considering he is a man who owns various amounts of house appliances and not only that but multiple of each kind.

    • @lbow5479
      @lbow5479 Год назад +15

      it only started after he moved, he's being haunted by the previous owner of the house who really hated refrigerators

    • @twitterusersshouldntbreath2680
      @twitterusersshouldntbreath2680 Год назад +2

      @@raionshishi8290it’s gonna be the curse of the 5 toilets in his home

  • @TheBumblingBea
    @TheBumblingBea Год назад +768

    “There’s a picture of a baby!! That’s why I bought it, cuz I have one of those” I died 🤣

    • @buggibii
      @buggibii Год назад +11

      the literal definition of pathos advertising

  • @YTsucks300
    @YTsucks300 Год назад +552

    This is why Mark has gastrointestinal problems all the time. He just doesn't use his refrigerator.

    • @eva1585
      @eva1585 Год назад +46

      When he told bob to chug it i was like "dude, this is why you practically live at the hospital"

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 месяца назад +6

      He also didnt chew his food for years

  • @caitlin4598
    @caitlin4598 Год назад +528

    Note to self: Don't eat tuna mayo at Mark's house

  • @amcinnes
    @amcinnes Год назад +818

    I love the chemistry between these three…. They don’t even have to say anything yet they always know what each other is thinking 😂😂

    • @stitchlover4381
      @stitchlover4381 Год назад +14

      They're like The Three Stooges if they were college frat boys 😂

    • @amcinnes
      @amcinnes Год назад +2

      @@stitchlover4381Lollll yes 😂🤘

    • @oliviatucker1950
      @oliviatucker1950 Год назад +3

      Learn while we listen 🤓

  • @juliasherrill1459
    @juliasherrill1459 Год назад +310

    I have been poisoned after eating mayonnaise that has been left out too long. That is the sickest I have ever been. I almost died.

  • @Legendary_Wolf
    @Legendary_Wolf Год назад +204

    I think one of the main arguments for people keeping ketchup in their fridges vs how restaurants will generally keep ketchup out and unrefridgerated is that at a restaurant the ketchup is used up so quickly, or at least expected to be, such that sufficient time will not have passed to cause the condiment to spoil. On the other hand, one of those big family size bottles of ketchup that you might have at home, is generally expected to be used up that over a much longer time frame, thus, warranting storing the ketchup in the fridge to avoid it spoiling and becoming wasted

    • @dcastgaming6506
      @dcastgaming6506 Год назад +23

      I refrigerate ketchup because it tastes better cold. Like sure room temperature ketchup is alright, but cold just tastes better.

    • @joshuas390
      @joshuas390 Год назад +11

      Cold ketchup in bottle = good
      Cold ketchup in packet = bad

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage Год назад +120

    1:06 "But it's sealed. It's like that old experiment" Wade knows his biology! What he described is Francesco Redi's experiment, which refutes the theory of Spontaneous Generation. With his experiment (placing meat in two identical jars, but one of them was covered and the other one wasn't), Redi showed that maggots (fly larvae) do not spontaneously arise from decaying meat.
    Like Mark said, commercially produced mayonnaise might not need to be refrigerated because of its acidity, but it's still good to do it in order to extend its shelf life.

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 Год назад +6

      Wasn't it 3 jars, two as described & one covered with a fine mesh? The mesh one had flies swarming it, but nothing on the meat, which proved it wasn't just a lack of oxygen that prevented spontaneous generation

  • @whynotll83
    @whynotll83 Год назад +56

    Mark would definitely chug mayonnaise just to show his body can take it.

  • @Kayboo730
    @Kayboo730 Год назад +96

    I love that mark is encouraging him like DO IT and wade is like maybe not lmao I shouldn’t have watched this right after eating

  • @2-Way_Intersection
    @2-Way_Intersection Год назад +147

    i love wade's constant insistence to use any vowel but "a" to say "mayonnaise"

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers Год назад +16

      m a a a n n a a s

    • @ZaiDrizzleDrop
      @ZaiDrizzleDrop Год назад +7

      is it insistence? I mean I think thats how most people say it because its more conveniant

    • @peacemaker1317
      @peacemaker1317 Год назад +1

      I and everyone i know say mannase not mayo-nase

    • @2-Way_Intersection
      @2-Way_Intersection Год назад +1

      @@peacemaker1317 not at *all* what i meant

  • @brittanylynn4124
    @brittanylynn4124 Год назад +97

    god i love watching them debate the most random topics lmao

  • @Oa515
    @Oa515 Год назад +266

    "I have a fridge in my office"
    *fridge..*
    *fridge....*

    • @xx_maroulhs_xx9857
      @xx_maroulhs_xx9857 Год назад +19

      Oh no in one month we will have bobs fridge part 2. The people try to fit the new fridge through bobs studio door break it throw it on his setup destroy everything it catches on fire and his whole house burns in flames . Bob then puts out the fire with his garden hose and the person who threw the fridge will say see I told you so.

  • @Knightmare22
    @Knightmare22 Год назад +306

    Fun fact: if a condiment is sealed, you don’t need to refrigerate it - in case you didn’t know 😂😂

    • @BappoNukedTheJappos
      @BappoNukedTheJappos Год назад +12

      but what if it says keep in fridge after opening?

    • @theotherauthor740
      @theotherauthor740 Год назад +37

      @@BappoNukedTheJappos if it’s sealed you haven’t opened it yet

    • @kaelin_cherise
      @kaelin_cherise Год назад

      Once you break the seal you've introduced oxygen and whatever bacteria may be in the air, that's why you refrigerate. Over time it will go bad even in the fridge, but the fridge prolongs its life longer.
      Tldr: DO NOT LISTEN TO MARK.

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Год назад +1

      In most cases, there are some that need to be refrigerated consistently.

    • @kaitkat3034
      @kaitkat3034 Год назад

      ​@@BappoNukedTheJapposthen you... refrigerate it

  • @Blue_J-th2fd
    @Blue_J-th2fd Год назад +23

    Mark telling Bob to “chug that bottle”, the way he said it, it sounded like the typical influencer demanding tone… •~•

  • @hannah_moe
    @hannah_moe Год назад +25

    as someone who goes to a culinary school, this entire conversation has me rolling in my grave 😭☠

  • @zoron8952
    @zoron8952 Год назад +28

    listened to that episode while at work and about fell over laughing when mark starts "chug it"

  • @jubuttib
    @jubuttib Год назад +10

    Restaurants often keep many condiments unrefrigerated, but they also often go through multiple bottles a day, leaving any given bottle limited time to go bad.

  • @deletodraw1944
    @deletodraw1944 Год назад +11

    i just watched 3 grown men have an avid conversation over the subject of whether mayonnaise has to be refrigerated and/or have vinegar in it, loved it.

  • @IxodesPersulcatus
    @IxodesPersulcatus Год назад +2

    "RM" is a 33 year old man, presenting to the emergency room...

  • @magmaking9551
    @magmaking9551 Год назад +22

    Its nice to see that the title of the video is exactly what happens.

  • @sugaloaf9889
    @sugaloaf9889 Год назад +21

    One day, Mark's need for others to be on his masochistic level is going to get someone killed 😂

  • @EversTrainz
    @EversTrainz 11 месяцев назад +4

    Alternate title: Mark, Bob and Wade have an existencial crisis over mayonnaise

  • @raxidaydreams
    @raxidaydreams Год назад +32

    Mark almost helped Bob get food poisoning, what a friend 😭✋

  • @shawnly2647
    @shawnly2647 Год назад +96

    if anything is out of the fridge for longer than 1 hour, my contamination ocd tells me it will kill me so yes mark, things will go in the fridge and STAY THERE 😭

    • @mzdrizzle
      @mzdrizzle Год назад +2

      I bet you’re absolutely infuriating about expiry dates

    • @kaelin_cherise
      @kaelin_cherise Год назад +8

      Most food safety courses (unless it's been changed in the last 7 years) say 2 hours. But I won't argue your OCD, as someone who also gets food anxiety about eating food that seems like it's turning.

  • @jullvandenberk3255
    @jullvandenberk3255 Год назад +15

    i will watch bob crink spoiled mayo, thank you

  • @b3n524
    @b3n524 Год назад +6

    Bob’s fridge battle is the constant in every universe.

  • @0_dearghealach_083
    @0_dearghealach_083 Год назад +3

    This is basically what Pink Sauce is. Spoiled mayo.

    I hate mayo.

  • @cynthiawilson9913
    @cynthiawilson9913 6 месяцев назад +3

    Food scientist here, emulsification is different from a suspension! What bob was talking about at the end of this was suspension with the temporary mixture of the vinegret. Emulsification uses a binding agent to wrap around the fat/water to trick fat and water to coexist.

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 Год назад +4

    Jack: Dude that's cool and I'm happy for you, but I'm not watching all that.

  • @fazu_master2368
    @fazu_master2368 Год назад +4

    I've always listened to the podcast and recently me and my sister got horribly ill. It wasn't very pleased. And the only way I could get to sleep was listening to 3 guys discuss about bread for 1h+ 😂. It sounds small but you guys really helped me get through the night. Thanks.

  • @jakthesac5175
    @jakthesac5175 Год назад +1

    Full respectfully, I’m not taking food advice from the dude who overdosed on poptarts

  • @buddyburrows
    @buddyburrows Год назад +52

    Mayo specifically can be left out longer than things like ketchup because the acids (like mark began to mention) allows it to have a longer shelf life. However this shelf life is short than written expiration dates usually if refrigeration is requested

    • @Sirawxy
      @Sirawxy Год назад +8

      Another thing is I would think for restaurants that use mayonnaise, they would use a lot of it in a short amount of time , which is why it’s unlikely for them to have spoiled mayonnaise even though they don’t refrigerate it much

    • @that_pan_chick8650
      @that_pan_chick8650 Год назад +3

      @@Sirawxytbh a lot of restaurants will give you mayo packets 😂 mine did. They said fuck Mayo

    • @ZombieGoddessxi
      @ZombieGoddessxi Год назад +1

      I never refrigerate my ketchup…

    • @dmwingon
      @dmwingon Год назад +1

      ketchup has a vinegar base, it can basically go forever without spoiling. i've seen spoiled ketchup, but it was in see-through packets that were actual years old.

    • @buddyburrows
      @buddyburrows Год назад

      @@dmwingon on today news that Americans think they're the only ones with something. Topic: Ketchup.
      Next you'll tell me you have to refrigerate your eggs too right?

  • @weltfenos1021
    @weltfenos1021 Год назад +1

    On the next episode of Gintama, Hijikata sees this video and gets angry

  • @Layless
    @Layless 3 месяца назад +1

    my parents left their ketchup out of the fridge and it legit exploded. guys refrigerate ur condiments or they will literally explode in ur face

  • @alexxander966
    @alexxander966 Год назад +3

    I am mostly convinced that Kewpie never goes bad. I had one bottle in the back of my fridge for 2 years, it was still fine. I had a different one that was like two months old and THEN I accidentally left it unrefridgerated for two or three days, and it was stillllllll fine
    Kewpie is invincible, not unlike a Twinkie

  • @kioshekat7931
    @kioshekat7931 Год назад +4

    U know how many restaraunts have unrefridgerated open mayo bottles out just like the ketchups

    • @SeedyDragon
      @SeedyDragon Год назад +3

      Some don't have to be refrigerated after opening

  • @Bøø-f6q
    @Bøø-f6q Год назад +10

    Kewpie is delicious but is has a significant difference in taste compared to like uh western mayonnaise. It's less sweet and more savory in a way, and it does feel sorta weird to switch to either mayo if you're used to the other kind

  • @leakybore2767
    @leakybore2767 Год назад +1

    you need an emulsifying agent to help emulsify lol

  • @charliebeard2323
    @charliebeard2323 Год назад +4

    I thought Bob just mad like mayo in his pocket

  • @mistyfiedwhisper5321
    @mistyfiedwhisper5321 Год назад +4

    Sorry Mark Im still keeping my Mayo in the Fridge

  • @GeekBot404
    @GeekBot404 Год назад +2

    4:24
    the reaction is priceless XD

  • @shadowking3986
    @shadowking3986 Год назад +4

    Bob tries so hard to prove mark wrong and ends up proving him right on each point instead.

  • @LanceOFCL
    @LanceOFCL Год назад +5

    Fun Fact, Mayo is a great thing to use to get Sap off (from pine trees or other such vegetation), so usually if my mayo is getting old i keep it around specifically for things like that. I know weird science.

  • @michellemccary2309
    @michellemccary2309 Год назад +2

    I agree; I buy mayonnaise and mustard for my ham/cheese wraps/sandwiches and then put it in fridge afterwards. Then, it shouldn’t spoil because already on food shelves in store aisle.

  • @jayvee1387
    @jayvee1387 Год назад +1

    mayo is NOWHERE near as acidic as mustard or ketchup..... thats literally all bob had to say lol..... also, he shoulda chugged the bottle. -10 pts for disappointment, bob... 🤣🤣 i fkn love these guys i swear

  • @Beefster420
    @Beefster420 Год назад +6

    the average breakfast for a gamer:

  • @VintageFenrir
    @VintageFenrir Год назад +3

    The egg in mayo IS the emulsifier. It emulsifies the oil with the acid

  • @Godeias
    @Godeias Год назад

    How do you forget to close a fridge? I swear you boys never cease to amaze me.

  • @magdalenamaggy307
    @magdalenamaggy307 Год назад +2

    Markimoo seems to not be aware of the danger! 😂

  • @CLC-1000
    @CLC-1000 Год назад +1

    These three are amazing at comedy. Any topic they deliver it really well. 👍

  • @jesseross8309
    @jesseross8309 Год назад +1

    Restaurant condiments tend to be used much faster than condiments would. This could be part of why at home they say refrigerated. Plus CYA.

  • @LordVordred
    @LordVordred Год назад +1

    The egg from the mayo would spoil.

  • @Quantum8828
    @Quantum8828 Год назад

    New rule, Show up ready to drink mayonnaise.

  • @lbow5479
    @lbow5479 Год назад +2

    "...its acidic nature slows the growth of bacteria associated w/ food-borne illnesses..."
    Mark, my guy. 'Slows' doesn't mean 'stops' and there are other kinds of bacteria besides food-poisoning ones that could still make a happy home in your 80 degree temperature mayo. But you're probably right that mayo left out isn't as dire a situation as we tend to believe it is, tho you might as well store it in the fridge unless you use it every day.

  • @ninjaberri
    @ninjaberri Год назад +1

    Mark training to become a cult leader: 🫵🏻👁️👄👁️ CHUG THE MAYONNAISE

  • @Wolfenacht
    @Wolfenacht Год назад

    Nice knowing ya Bob. Man... "A member of the distractable, presenting, at the ER. Which is where we are now"

  • @coins_png
    @coins_png Год назад +5

    why thank you, I did want to see bob drink spoiled mayo, how'd you know?

  • @kevincamps4817
    @kevincamps4817 Год назад +1

    mark was so convincing 😂 chug it chug the bottle🤣🤣

  • @XEN_RED
    @XEN_RED Год назад +2

    okay but kewpie mayo is so good;;

  • @HoneyM1lkart
    @HoneyM1lkart 10 месяцев назад

    Mark being fascinated by the fact manoayse doesnt have to be refrigerated is oddly relatable

  • @anthonyrausch5708
    @anthonyrausch5708 Год назад +4

    2:42 - If Mark told me to “CHUG MAYO” i might “UN-FRIEND”…….

  • @stratosfire1943
    @stratosfire1943 Год назад

    Quietly "distilled vinegar"

  • @blakeleboeuf3628
    @blakeleboeuf3628 Год назад +1

    Bring the podcast back to RUclips !

  • @Ravioli.randomness
    @Ravioli.randomness Год назад +2

    Not sure if this is the actual account for Distractible, but I’m currently listening to the “Body Odor” episode, and the bit where Mark is talking about smells from like when you’re younger (for him it was like cigarette smoke and things like that) that can end up being disgusting or comforting to you based on if or how you grew up with them is totally true, another example of this is like a lot of girls will use the exact same deodorant as their dad does because they’ve had such a positive influence on their kids/the kids have some really good memories of their dads and associate that smell with their dad

  • @guyferrari5723
    @guyferrari5723 Год назад +1

    I agree with Bob and Wade. Godspeed Bob I hope you live to make another podcast, lol.

  • @VeronicaLempinen-ie4zs
    @VeronicaLempinen-ie4zs Год назад +1

    Its been scorching out west 😅😢like 115° down in phx,AZ and a whopping 103-105° in central

  • @HersheyHemi1
    @HersheyHemi1 Год назад +1

    The Great Mayo Debate of 2023!

  • @Stingthehedgehog
    @Stingthehedgehog Год назад

    Mark: it's a fact
    Bob: I don't like this~

  • @tommasovaletto4623
    @tommasovaletto4623 Год назад +11

    In fairness to bob. He is absolutely right about the ingredients of mayonnaise. It is supposed to be egg whites and olive oil stirred very very quickly.

    • @alyssia777
      @alyssia777 Год назад +1

      That isn't totally accurate, the oil in mayo is emulsified in water or a water solution. It also requires an emulsifier like lecithin which is usually sourced from the egg yolk, it is not present in egg white. It can also come from soy for vegan mayos. Mixing egg white and oil will get you a creamy sauce that will eventually separate, not mayo.

  • @PRINCYY.
    @PRINCYY. 5 месяцев назад

    Markipiler is me convincing my friends into doing bad things

  • @zac8035
    @zac8035 Год назад

    Restaurants put their mustard and ketchup and small fridges overnight when the stores are closed.

  • @TheManThatVoiceActs
    @TheManThatVoiceActs Год назад

    "You dont need to cook meat, you could just rip it right off the animal"

  • @wolfblood5596
    @wolfblood5596 11 месяцев назад

    Flashback to unus annus when mark left milk out on the counter overnight and then used it to make cheese

  • @drowsymind8516
    @drowsymind8516 Год назад

    Where did Mark go? Why is John Wick the guest today?

  • @victorbourguignon6897
    @victorbourguignon6897 Год назад

    This..... this is the deviled egg on the windowsill all over again isn't it.

  • @gameplayerabe4248
    @gameplayerabe4248 Год назад +1

    I kept mayonnaise and mustard at my work, and it was totally fine for months.

  • @audreyyork9633
    @audreyyork9633 Год назад

    I'd rather err on the side of caution and refrigerate everything that I am questionable about refrigerating.

  • @morgansmith334
    @morgansmith334 Год назад

    “Distilled vinegar 😒”

  • @reftouswarships6731
    @reftouswarships6731 Год назад +1

    ketchup also has tomato i imagine and tomatoes are highly acidic it was a lot of fun for our ancestors to learn that via lead cutlery and plates

  • @CloidGaming
    @CloidGaming Год назад +12

    My favorite part about this is the fact that *none* of them can correctly pronounce mayonnaise on their first attempt

  • @Nyokicat99
    @Nyokicat99 Год назад

    Bob is awesome AF. 😂

  • @river_the_nb
    @river_the_nb Год назад +1

    I’ve made mayonnaise before in my culinary class and I can confirm it’s basically just egg yolk, a lot of oil, and very little vinegar (along with seasonings). I don’t think it has as much vinegar as ketchup or mustard though

  • @hoihoipoipoi
    @hoihoipoipoi Год назад

    mark is like the Emperor in Star Wars
    DO IT
    CHUG THE MAYO
    also he's right, all these condiments are so acidic they can live on the counter forever and be fine. as long as you dont LICK THEM or put in a cross contaminated spoon in the mayo, you're fine

  • @kioshekat7931
    @kioshekat7931 Год назад +1

    The heck kind of notification did I just get

  • @MrIrdatlan
    @MrIrdatlan Месяц назад

    I definetly had rotten mayo in my fridge before. Honey is something that cant rot.

  • @TaylerBootz
    @TaylerBootz Год назад

    I don't think Mark has seen day old mayo in a ramekin.

  • @Jayne1971
    @Jayne1971 Год назад

    Agree with Mark here. I never refrigerate mayo (or ketchup) even after opening. 🤷‍♀️

  • @ZeeZeeBun
    @ZeeZeeBun Год назад

    ....I've learned something today....

  • @98dannyj
    @98dannyj Год назад +1

    I'm sorry but Mark once said that he ate an old meatloaf or something that had visible mold growing over it..and he at it and got food poisoning...so I would not trust his opinion about what has to be in fridge xD

  • @patrickkirby6118
    @patrickkirby6118 Год назад

    Hmm, after I spread mayo on my Sammy's... If I leave the knife sitting in the dishes... The mayo turns dark and gross. Maybe it technically is "safe" to leave out...
    I'll keep mine refrigerated.

  • @AcroniteHellbane
    @AcroniteHellbane Год назад

    egg whites, sugar, and a little cream of tarter blend until stiff peaks form = mayo

  • @Gamer_man227
    @Gamer_man227 Год назад

    *Music*
    Chug that bottle! CHUG IT!

  • @andrewa3540
    @andrewa3540 Год назад

    lol mark just says chug it

  • @kristenfarnham7157
    @kristenfarnham7157 Год назад +1

    Mayo does spoil 🤮believe me my dudes.

  • @Sir.Bugzy_5146
    @Sir.Bugzy_5146 Год назад

    I like how Wade was talking about spontaneous generation

  • @megstone9997
    @megstone9997 Год назад +1

    Mayo goes bad un refrigerated. Please don’t eat mayo that’s been left out for long. I have seen it and experienced it. Do not leave it out on the counter then eat it.

  • @Lita1
    @Lita1 Год назад +1

    LOL funny Distractable I liked this Podcast Video Clip yes!!!!👍😅

  • @cleonidas2166
    @cleonidas2166 Год назад +1

    Bob is so damn funny 😂

  • @eliijahjames
    @eliijahjames Год назад

    as someone who works in a hospital kitchen lemme quick say we have mayo packets that are not stored in the fridge or any condiment like ranch etc so no not all condiments need to be kept in the fridge