Wade can't get mad at Mark for playing Power Wash sim when he's listening to Shakira half the time. I mean, fair's fair. It's the triangle of fairness.
I don't know about that. I mean sure its creepy and scary at first but I don't see this having any longevity or ever becoming a franchise. You'd be lucky if it even gets a sequel or update.
@@martinnicdalsihovedetnemus6700 You kidding me? Nobody would even make music videos of this. Certainly not a top-grade connossieur like Markiplier here.
@@stitchlover4381 Oh no, I have listened to nearly every episode so I totally know what it's like! But it's just how Wade had a pretty clear idea of what he wanted the topic of discussion to be for this episode, which was just weird stuff or weird animals,... and Mark just completely derailed it by playing Power Wash Sim and talking about FNAF.
2:00 The total chaos that follows up from this point is so freaking funny. Wade just got blindsided by the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s. #WhatAnHonor😂
Hearing Mark describe FNAF makes me realize how weird it really is lol. I honestly never thought about it, but imagine pitching the game just by description
I was driving when i listened to this and although i didnt crash, i stopped somewhere in the mountains of New Hampshire to contemplate life. I demand a refund.
Dude, i pay like $80 an episode over here, do y'all there's anywhere cheaper to get this podcast?!? Do I need to call and haggle like I do with my internet??????
The fact that Mark still has FNAF 1 on his computer makes me think on how many games he played and uninstalled, how many games he played and kept, and just how much storage his PC has
Mark playing puwerwash simulator out of the blue is very weird indeed. It would be even weirder if they made a repeat episode with the same premise for the next episode. VERY WEIRD to2 say the list.
When you're with your friends and you've been waiting for the conversation to break so you can share all the thoughts in your head.. But then too much time passed... And you've bottled up a cornucopia of conversation topics that don't inherently go together.
The list of rules on the wall in cameras 2B and 4B: some of them are normal, but the rest indicate that something isn't right about the place as a whole, not just the animatronics
These do make me want to watch the videos, but I don’t have enough room on my phone for an app I’d literally only use to watch your content. I do love getting to watch these little clips though!
this whole thing is literally a markiplier video. also he's just like me I do one thing at first then I just move on to the next thing bc I get curious and then go on and do something else lol
as fun as this episode was, i cant deny im a little disappointed by the lack of weird animals. no harp sponge?? no magnapinna squid?? no FLAMINGO??? :( :( :( :(
Bros addicted to power washing, tryna indoctrinate them into doing co-op mode with him, and threatening them with jumpscares as punishment otherwise, this man is a menace !!
That game about the animatronics with the security cameras seems like a really cool game! Mark should totally play that game on his channel, i bet it'll get him like at least 1000 views
wade going crazy about the jumpscares and bob laughing in the background was so funny x3, also mark playing games in that background of the podcast, i probably would do the same lol
Something really funny is that i dont really watch their videos on their own channels as much as i listen to distractible so i am the person they talk about thats knows them more for the podcast
Mark: Wanna watch a video of someone ranking every FNAF jumpscare? Mark 5 seconds later: See, theres this really weird game about a childrens Pizzaria but somethings not right!
I find myself hearing the call to power simulator a lot, it just looks like one of those massive relaxing games of just doing some good old OCD cleaning. XD
Wade is not allowed to be mad at Mark for playing Powerwash Sim. At least Mark is doing something that won't pull him out of the convo.....meanwhile, Wade has been listening to Shakira lol
Mark playing Power wash simulator during the podcast is one of the most Markiplier thing that he's done.
I used to play this whilst listening to the podcast, and now i know i wasnt the only one.
Very much an adhd thing to do lol
Oh buddy, you have no idea
They didn't let him play so he started a podcast for that.
Wade can't get mad at Mark for playing Power Wash sim when he's listening to Shakira half the time. I mean, fair's fair. It's the triangle of fairness.
Fair is fair
Fair is fair
The reason he didn’t like the jumpscare ranking was because it was interrupting his Shakira playlist.
This is the definition of ADHD
Mark has it. He plans to release a video later the summer talking about it
@@JeskidoYT He's talked about it before tho???
@@JeskidoYT he did already
2/3rd of distractible podcast have ADHD
@@advanceringnewholdermy guess for the other one is wade right
poor Wade. his episode has been completely hijacked.
but Mark ruining the episode just because Wade said tardigrades were weird is goddamn hilarious.
The podcast is called DISTRACTIBLE if you didn't know.
Nah it was when Wade took a dig at Mark's thumbnails.
@@scottwpilgrimlikely
My favorite part about this is the fact that Mark's framerate absolutely tanks when he's playing the games it really adds to the experience honestly
Oh man that Five Nights at Freddy’s game Mark JUST found seems kinda interesting. I could see it getting pretty popular in the future.
I don't know about that. I mean sure its creepy and scary at first but I don't see this having any longevity or ever becoming a franchise. You'd be lucky if it even gets a sequel or update.
@@abysslight2490 well who knows
it is a pretty neat Idea I would say
maybe just maybe it happens
hell. maybe it gets a movie one day or something
@@martinnicdalsihovedetnemus6700 You kidding me? Nobody would even make music videos of this. Certainly not a top-grade connossieur like Markiplier here.
@@corvespid4925 yeah. Like what are they gonna make a music out of? the bite of 87 or whatever
Honestly if they want to succeed they should add more exotic butters.
Poor Wade, that episode just devolved into complete and utter chaos... and I loved the hell out of it. XD
I haven't seen every single episode of this podcast but I assure you it's like this in EVERY episode 😂
@@stitchlover4381 Oh no, I have listened to nearly every episode so I totally know what it's like! But it's just how Wade had a pretty clear idea of what he wanted the topic of discussion to be for this episode, which was just weird stuff or weird animals,... and Mark just completely derailed it by playing Power Wash Sim and talking about FNAF.
@@AnimatedAndrew ironically it's like how Mark is playing a game with them and HE'S the one with the brains while Bob and Wade are being dumb 😂
The fact that Mark still has the Original Fnaf game on his 75th computer speaks volumes about his career
the game takes 10 seconds to download
@@Raizo__ that’s not the point
Surprised it isn't the 100th computer yet
Mark is just a clown and i love him for it
2:00 - It's Me!
That's what I was saying dude
2:00 The total chaos that follows up from this point is so freaking funny. Wade just got blindsided by the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s. #WhatAnHonor😂
Hearing Mark describe FNAF makes me realize how weird it really is lol. I honestly never thought about it, but imagine pitching the game just by description
Someone please make a compilation of all of Mark's Distractible intros like the "WHEN I TURN AROUND" ones
mark and bob phoning it in because wade insulting mark's thumbnails is one of the best epiaodes yet
I was driving when i listened to this and although i didnt crash, i stopped somewhere in the mountains of New Hampshire to contemplate life. I demand a refund.
Dude, i pay like $80 an episode over here, do y'all there's anywhere cheaper to get this podcast?!? Do I need to call and haggle like I do with my internet??????
@@potatonumber200 80$? sign me up im on average at 6479$ per episode??
I use Spotify to listen to this lol completely free
@@Mariane_760 it's a joke
@@Isuckatgames2too I didn't know dawg 😞
my favorite thing is how wade is just in full crisis mental breakdown mode the whole time
God that episode was hilarious as hell
idk what's funnier:
- Mark playing a game while recording podcast
- Wade called out on Mark for playing a game while recording podcast
I hold Mark wholly responsible for my 300 hours of Power Wash Simulator. ADHD may have had a hand in it too... but it was totally Mark's fault
I blame him and Ethan. Ethan got me hooked, Mark's made sure I can never leave.
I LOST IT when he did this bit on the podcast.
Absolutely hilarious 🤣
“Ennard a combination speingttap and marionette”
It hurts.
It hurts so bad
As a custodian, I can confirm we do powerwash the bathroom walls, but we do it with a sanitizing mixture, and there's less poop on the walls.
The fact that Mark still has FNAF 1 on his computer makes me think on how many games he played and uninstalled, how many games he played and kept, and just how much storage his PC has
This whole episode was so funny. For the record, tardigrades are ADORABLE and AWESOME and I think WE’RE weird for NOT being extremophiles actually
This episode was the one with possibly the greatest potential but then Mark and Bob just spent the whole time meming and it was golden
Wade is the kid in class who actually wants to do the group project while Mark and Bob are playing around with the supplies. XD
bruh i cant be the only one who laughs at bob’s “ahahaha” laugh, its so hilarious to me and i dont know why
Mark playing puwerwash simulator out of the blue is very weird indeed. It would be even weirder if they made a repeat episode with the same premise for the next episode. VERY WEIRD to2 say the list.
Bob's laugh will never not bring me joy.
MOM! MARK FORGOT TO TAKE HIS MEDS AGAIN!
When you're with your friends and you've been waiting for the conversation to break so you can share all the thoughts in your head.. But then too much time passed... And you've bottled up a cornucopia of conversation topics that don't inherently go together.
I seriously hope Bob continues the bit on Monday.
The list of rules on the wall in cameras 2B and 4B: some of them are normal, but the rest indicate that something isn't right about the place as a whole, not just the animatronics
Wade judging Mark when he watched a Shakira video without sound during one podcast
Most unhinged episode yet and I love it
Mark has clearly never drowned a taco bell taco in hot sauce 😂😂😂
This is pure chaos distractible energy reminiscent of 3 peens in a pod
These do make me want to watch the videos, but I don’t have enough room on my phone for an app I’d literally only use to watch your content. I do love getting to watch these little clips though!
this is straight up one of the funniest episodes yet
Fr definitely one of my favorite episodes
this and riddles and rhymes i think are tied for funniest ever
Mark really out here auditioning for the role of phone guy for the fnaf movie
Wade has no room to complain. He played Shakira before
I feel like Mark is just always playing power wash simulator in the background
This episode and the next one should be call testing Wade's patience lmaoo
What episode is this
I loved this episode so much, I really hope they make a couple more sequels for this topic
this whole thing is literally a markiplier video. also he's just like me I do one thing at first then I just move on to the next thing bc I get curious and then go on and do something else lol
as fun as this episode was, i cant deny im a little disappointed by the lack of weird animals. no harp sponge?? no magnapinna squid?? no FLAMINGO??? :( :( :( :(
I can't fucking breathe this is so amazing dude oh my god
Watching this is funny enough but watching the entire episode and getting in this art with context is even better
Bros addicted to power washing, tryna indoctrinate them into doing co-op mode with him, and threatening them with jumpscares as punishment otherwise, this man is a menace !!
Man, i dont know what that game with the pizzeria animatronics is called, but that game looked pretty fun, I hope it starts to take off!
I love the boar spear in the background.
And that RUclips *somehow* detects the Powerwash Simulator as FNAF 3... Somehow.
I don't think we've ever seen a topic get disregarded as much as this one was
That game about the animatronics with the security cameras seems like a really cool game! Mark should totally play that game on his channel, i bet it'll get him like at least 1000 views
these guys sounded so drunk during this episode
I work in housekeeping, youd be surprised how often poop ends up on the walls
wade going crazy about the jumpscares and bob laughing in the background was so funny x3, also mark playing games in that background of the podcast, i probably would do the same lol
wade sounds so much like he’s trying to be angry but he can’t help laughing
Something really funny is that i dont really watch their videos on their own channels as much as i listen to distractible so i am the person they talk about thats knows them more for the podcast
Honestly, if any game should be in VR, it's power wash simulator.
I always like to imagine someone's throwing Foxy in that FNAF 2 jumpscare
Mark: Wanna watch a video of someone ranking every FNAF jumpscare?
Mark 5 seconds later: See, theres this really weird game about a childrens Pizzaria but somethings not right!
Well, just saying, but according to the all mighty Scott Cawthon, he says that FNAF 1 Bonnie is the scary fker…
I was expecting this to be a discussion of Mark playing HuniePop.
T'was not.
lol, it would be so hilarious if mark fired up Huniepop and started playing it.
Wade can’t comprehend Mark’s… what’s the word…
ADHD?
In the almost 10 years ive watched Mark, this is the HARDEST I've ever laughed at Wades misery
All internet media will convergently evolve back into lets plays
ME WITH THE ADHD KSJDSKDJSJ
I keep getting surprised at times to see Bob when I've been listening to catch up.
God, this is like me whenever I have friends over.
Honestly, when I used to work on the phones, I used to play power wash simulator in the background all damn day.
Mark - Welp since bob and wade don’t have “ANYTHING TO SAY”
FNAF is what I shall play…….
This episode was just perfection👌
Mark playing powerwash sim whilst recording Distractible is actually Hilarious!!🤣😂👏👏
I do this during DND sessions sometimes. 7 people is a lot of people’s turns to wait through.
I need more power wash sim videos its the only thing that can make me fall asleep
I love that now Mark has dedicated a new podcast to power wash simulator 🤣
Weird is one of the best episodes
This is what I’m like when I forget to take my adhd meds for the day
For advanced difficulty power washing sim, they should have someone come into the bathroom and make it more messy.
Biggest reason i don't like FNAF right there LMAO
"ITS JUST YELLING"
Bob, Wade and Mark are the pieners of life.
I will fight you.
Wade:"Mark! Stop this crazy thing!
"Are you shitting me?" Well Wade, since Mark is powerwashing to get rid of the shit, I think he might be unshitting you
GOD i love these guys 😂
i love listening to distractible while playing powerwash simulator as well xD
I was playing powerwash simulator in the background while watching this episode
I find myself hearing the call to power simulator a lot, it just looks like one of those massive relaxing games of just doing some good old OCD cleaning. XD
Literally what is this episode and why do i love it
Not only was the bathroom covered in Doo Doo the game was running like Doo Doo
I hope Mark's next adventure is The Outer Wilds
Imagine them playing this while doing their podcast
I love pws i finished carrer mode and all of the spetial events also got 3 stars on every challange mode also finished the spetials
Wait until Mark finds out that Powerwash simulator is coming out for VR soon
Wade is not allowed to be mad at Mark for playing Powerwash Sim. At least Mark is doing something that won't pull him out of the convo.....meanwhile, Wade has been listening to Shakira lol
Ive listened to every episode and i dont even remember this
Mark is the only guy I know that would clean virtual sh*t while recording a podcast.
Imagine Powerwash Simulator on Security Breach: Ruin
Mark is the only reason why I played this game and enjoy it so much😅
This was the best episode since the funniest jokes one
Mark’s the reason I want to get Power Wash Simulator