Bear Grylls Reviews Survival Movies | Vanity Fair
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- Опубликовано: 21 мар 2019
- Bear Grylls reviews how realistic survival movies are, including The Revenant, Cast Away, Point Break, Titanic, Bird Box, and more. Bear talks about his experience sleeping inside the carcass of a camel, dealing with a malfunctioning parachute, and almost freezing to death. Bear Grylls hosts Nat Geo’s six-part series Hostile Planet, premiering April 1, at 9/8c.
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Man gutting a bloody horse and sleeping inside it.
"This gives me good memories"
Bear Grylls is not like us. Bear Grylls has transcended.
"I once was on both and I got in a taun taun"
I thought he was talking about Star Wars
You had to say the same thing2000 people said before you?
@@chasep4558 just tryin to make some people laugh pal. Sorry if it offended u cus its the same as other peoples jokes
Matt Damon: gets stranded on Mars.
Bear Grylls: I've been in this situation.
Bear Grylls watches survivor man on the television.......... HOLD MY BEER
you sir...made me laugh
luke johnson same
mannn 😂😂😂
🚀
Titanic fans: They both could have survived!
Bear: They both should have died and faster.
Lmao i laugh out loud when i readed ur comment.
Is ?? ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html
@@extrm161 this is not the way
While is it true the majority of people who ended up in the water died within 5 minutes there were a few very very lucky people who survived in the water for a somewhat prolonged time that night including Officer Lightholler, Archibald Gracie and Charles Joughin.
@@daveboonen5041 readed?
Whenever you feel down, you know that Bear Grylls was in that situation before...
So the company he worked for is Bankrupt and he got dirt poor and then he got a new job and is up and about? Cause thats my life story
@@HarryKaneIsGoated who knows maybe😏
@@shivsheakhar8114 so National geography is bankrupt?
@@HarryKaneIsGoated well tbf the comment specifically says 'before' :)
Ok
Titanic Sinks*-
Grylls: "i've actually been on this boat before"
Deja vu
I've just been in this ship before
Higher on my skills
And I know it's not my time to go
Looking for support and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so easy when I try to be me uoooh
@@eyeofminati2653 Deja vu, I've just been in this mess before
Eating some raw meat
Slitting some animals thru-ooats
Killing them, and the rest is all history
Standing on my feet
Its so good when i drink my own pee
Yeeaaaaaaaa
So like I sang this in my head and now I got the song in my head
Top shagger gooooooooooddddddd
made me laugh out loud
Everyone gonna ignore he climbed Everest and saw a dead homie up there
Same. I googled it...apparently it's really common. If people die in the dead zone it's not really safe to retrieve them. So their dead bodies are preserved in ice to be passed by new oncoming climbers.
The dead bodies on Everest are left up there. Some are even used as waypoints.
@@Professional_Dirtbag_Hippie everyone has a purpose
I read that it doubles your weight when you freeze, so 150kg bodies are just so hard to bring back
@@Andy-ss8yg its pretty sad, mostly local guides
the fact that I can't even just say "Oh he is just flexing" because I have legit seen him do all this (atleast 8/10) things on TV is pretty insane.
the whole comment section making fun of him and unironically 99% of the things he said was actually true.
@@thegoblinwholaughs1137 100%
Well almost all of it, he is no Michael Scott though.
Did you read the disclaimer for the recent series? For entertainment purposes only no less
Ya and Luke really did blow up the death star, IVE SEEN IT!
tool.
Everyone: How do they survive that?!?!
Me: How does the cameraman get there.
Ok
He's no Les Stroud
Is ?? ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html .
Everybody: Jack didn't have to die
Bear: They both had to die
Finally someone
🤣🤣🤣
She looked like she was near death when found... If leo was on the door with her.. The weight might have killed them both
@@JaySunsWorld it's a movie bro not a documentary
@@Adam-zb5kk that is new found evidence, someone contact the fbi
A woman gives birth
Bear Grylls: Yes I've actually been in this situation many times
Underrated comment, had me dying
Wtf the most underrated comment of all time
1 thousandth like
😂😂😂😂
On bro😂
Someone on the verge of death.
Bear: "This brings back good memories."
gutting a horse too no less
Ffs, that camel story was the hardest laugh I had in a while. Can't imagine how horrified he must have been waking up inside the camel after weird med-induced dreams.
Mufasa: "Simba you must never go there"
Bear: "I've actually been there before"
Lol
"I know that feeling.. You know I've swam across freezing rivers in Siberia in the middle of winter" this guy is too much 😂 what a douchebag.
@@SH19922x Did you just call BG a douchebag?
@@SH19922x he isn't lying tho
Someone tried to climb mount Everest and died.
“Yes, I’ve been in this situation before and saw his corpse.”
Thats what im saying
Imagine seeing a dead body while going up one of if not the most dangerous mountains in the world and your very scared and almost dead.
@@ramekin5635 Everest is actually littered with corpses. If you went up right now chances are you'd see a bunch of them.
@@Sparklydrew and then you will stay with them up there forever
Everest has so many corpses they're used as trail markers.
I appreciate the patience of Bear during all this 11mins of review, without having a protein filled meal 😂😅
This bug is filled with lot of protins that we need
🤣 🤣🤣
Yes, I was waiting for a jellyfish sting where a hot famous chick peed on someone to save them.....
Bear Grylls : Creating friction by yourself is hard.
My teenage self : .....
My adult years
lmao you watched Men vs Wild? 96% of the things he said was actually
And the number of likes on this comment 😂
@@thegoblinwholaughs1137 actually what?
The guy is a fraud, modern day Steven segul
Man - How many situations have you experienced?
Bear Grylls - Yes
xd
Bear Grylls - all of them
He probably sucks at organizing trips.
Bear gryllis is fake as a Chinese rolex
Jacob Ishii is he tho?
Somebody: Ever been killed?
Bear: I've actually experienced that.
Madeleine Beck “several times”
well he did break 3 vertibrae and recovered under 8 months
@@Neo2266. oof
@@Joe-kb1sm what
@@Joe-kb1sm how dare you...
John David Washington: "it hasn't happened yet"
Bear Grylls: "I've seen this situation before"
tenet
*Titanic happens*
Bear Grylls: yeah I actually saw that happen with my own eyes. I was scuba diving and fighting a shark when I looked up and saw the ship crash above me.
Fighting the shark for practice for his next adventure. The shark is his personal trainer.
I bet Bear Grylls has never won a "never have I ever" game
HA!
omg my brother's famous
@@mafelessa4889 oi
@@victorvidal7582 olA muchacho
Never has he ever won a “never have I ever” game
Robert Downey jr. : gets stabbed by Thanos
Bear G: I remember when that happened to me
Movie: shows a person dying
Him: That's a situation I've experienced many times
Asteroid: Kills all dinosaurs about 60 million years ago.
Bear Grylls: I've been in this situation before
day of judgement, people assembled before god.
bear grylls: i've been in this situation before.
I will cool down this asteroid, by making it drink my own pee.
You Gotta Love bears optimism. Awesome guy
@@elitemangudai1016 YEP
Loool
Person drinking fresh water
Bear: “completely unrealistic”
Looking at restaurants
Bear Grills : what kind shop is this???
Lmao hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Come on those jokes are unactual
@@brutal6129 yeah they're not very good
The Office clip was totally realistic. Michael was an ill-prepared idiot, that's absolutely how it would go. The fact that his "shelter" was terrible is 100% realistic cause it's Michael Scott.
i think he was rating the movie based on how realistic the survival skills were. he rated bird box non realistic despite it being a realistic portrayal of what'd happen if you tried to cross a river blindfolded
I don't think we spend enough time thinking about the fact that there is a real living human who can personally attest to whether or not sleeping inside a dead horse to survive freezing weather actually works.
and it brought him back good memories when reminded of it
Man: Dies*
Bear Grylls: "I've actually done this many times myself."
When it comes to Bear, I somehow believe it's true.
Mister Foster because he’s Bear Bloody Grylls mate
Obviouslely he experienced that during service in British special forces
@@greynothing5662 he had to drink his pee first though.
@@MrRobinhalligan What do you think caused it? Lol
"Sees the sun become a blackhole"
Bear Grylls: Yeah, been there a few times. "It actually happened when I was in the British special forces
"...But then i stayed at night at a hotel tho"
Ahaha...this comment is epic
Lol! Nice 1 dude!
I thought he was Australian lol
Lolol
🤣🤣🤣
Crocodile choking her to death
Bear grylls: this is an epic epic moment
*Leo sinking to the bottom of the Arctic*
Bear Grylls: “Ah, this reminds me of my primary school days”
Someone: *dies*
Bear Grylls: I've been in this situation many times before
He has he jumped out a plane and his parachute didn't open..nearly died
Underrated
Wiki says, he was dead for about 3-4 minutes!
Whoa, its you!
I love how much he enjoys the movies even though he's done it all lol. He's like "oh it's so epic, I was on the edge of my seat!" Adorable 🤣
My dad is such a huge fan of Bear Grylls. I really want to meet him just once to tell him that watching his show was our father-daugher thing to do, when I was a kid.
someone: how many of these situations have you experienced?
bear grylls: yes
Jack M see Bear isn’t like the rest of us humans, he has evolved and adapted to his environment and surrounding. That is why he survives everything he’s been up against.
@@kylie9687 except he's not. He got caught in an hotel when he was supposed to be surviving outside. His entire show was fake and he had to make a public apology for it.
He fake
@@chrisbenoit4273 r/wooooooooosh
@@loopydoopy5042 r/wooooooooosh
(sees guy go inside a horse)
"I've done that before with a camel, good times"
- bear grylls quote #3253
lmfao
welshmen go inside horses all the time, he's not special
@@BedroomPianist I thought that was sheep.
Weirdly enough out of all the things he's done that's the one thing I recall the most. Him getting inside a camel
okuplok “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
When he says "I have been there or it brings back good memories"
I have seen him being there 🤣
Its nice actually watching him do basically all this then seeing him react to movie clips of them.
Especially the carcass bit, I remember watching him do that in the desert
i remember watching you watching him in the desert
This guy tells stories about getting a knife into the back of a crocodile _in his real life_ like he’s talking about getting third place in a race in high school.
You can tell stories like this too. It's called "lying".
@@WilliamAndrews0 surrreeeee
@@WilliamAndrews0 that would be a weirdly specific thing to lie about, especially given how there are other people in the story that don't refute it and this wouldnt even be the most extreme thing he's done, so how is he lying?
I think william meant you can tell storys like Bear too by lying
@@WilliamAndrews0 lying why? he was part of british special forces
Bear Grylls: Watches Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park: T-Rex chases protagonists
Bear Grylls: I’ve been in that situation
Lmao
U better say T rex was chased by bear lol
Lmao
Bear Grylls will eat the T-Rex :-D
Now we need Les Stroud to review how realistic Bear Grills’s survivor shows are.
savage
Survivorman is a real good show, I think it’s more relaxing and suiting to watch, I hope someday we see a Bear Grylls ep without no tv crew and back up
Person: dies
Bear: I’ve actually been in that situation a few times
He's actually been in this video before
😂😂😂😂
Very funny. Did laugh.
You are foolish 💀💀💀
this made me LOL
This is an underrated comment!
Leonardo DiCaprio: Almost die fighting with bear.
Bear Grylls: I've been in this situation.
*Crocodile about to take your life*
Bear : I remember that
Bear Grylls drove his mother to the hospital when she was in labor with him 🤔😂😂😂
you forgot to mention she had to drive uphill & barefoot
Cari Bray- Pitts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
how did he reach the pedals?
Lmfaoooo
😂🤣🤣👍
Meteor hits earth and wipes out dinosaurs
Bear Grylls:I’ve actually been in this situation before.
Ummm ok
I wonder why no one has applauded such a hilariously thought up statement.
You sir are truly outstanding and you have my way. On the way. During the way. By the way.
Maybe one day he can over come his eloquent fear of toilet paper.
Excellent comment
@@NerdyNEET
Oh yeah yeah
Epic ruclips.net/video/cAnETl0ziEs/видео.html
I thought he was going to say: "never underestimate the power of Sandra Bullock."
I love that part where he tells about his "good memories" and I also remember a meme with a boy coming through the forest and meet Bear like "I'm saved! It's Bear Grylls" and next frame Bear cooks that boy on bonfire.
Thanos: Destroys half of the universe
Bear Grylls: I've actually been in this situation before
😂😂😂
Nice one brother your the man
😎😎🤗🙂🤨🙂🤨😍😚🙂🧟♂️🤗😙🤗😐😶🧛♀️🤤😔🤑😔😝🤐😖😜😖🤤😖🤤🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯😬😳😡🤕🤮🤠🤮😳😵😳😡🤧🤕🤬😺😼🙀🙊💩🙊🤲✍🤜🏽✊✊🤜🏽🤟🤜🏽✍🙌🤟🤲👋🤲👋🤚👎👌🏽✊🤚🤲✍✍🤲
Mario videos show show much
Lol
Bear Grylls watching a man having a normal dinner : "I've never been in this situation before."
😂😂😂
lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
? He has been caught out with food brought to him on survival and going to hotels lol
@@thomassmith4826 There's the response I was looking for lol
"you're not peeing it out. you're drinking it"
bear grylls: oh yeah i remember when i was put in thus situation
Women gives birth
Bear: I have been in this situation many times
*Titanic sinks*
Bear Grylls: "This is a situation I've been in many times before"
not as funny as the others because he probably meant that he's ended up in a situation with a boat sinking before
@@FirestormStudios-tx7hm no he meant that he's been in a situation when water was freezing cold
@@f1lip797 yes that also but he's probably been in sinking of a ship and he's been in freezing cold water
Hey Granger, want some of that Slytherin action?
@@weeabooshunter4759 hahahahah
“You have to be real careful with handling crocodiles”
oK tHaNkS iLl tAkE nOtE oF tHaT
Wow you don't say, I've been handling my 300lbs crocodile like a sweet little doggy all this time, I must've really been annoying her, poor girl!
Dis Boi we do have a small manual for it, you can purchase one at your local petco
@@yourmajestysquish694 That's marvelous, can you read it for me, my adorable scaly girl got a little teethy when we were playing yesterday and now I can no longer use my arms on account of them being well in her Jaw. She's just so cute I can't tell her not to bite me!
just um...if you become particularly good at it.... don’t.. swim with sting rays
:(
-steve irwin hold my beer
Order 66
Bear: i remember when i was put in this situation
Bear: "I was actually there when Rob froze"
This dude has climbed Everest, broken his back skydiving, and almost destroyed Drew Brees's hand..What a life.
He also kill a croco
He had the record for youngest person up Everest I think
@@donaldtusk2678 yes If ik correct, he has been honoured by the queen for doing so
IF you a daft enough to believe him!
@@petervick4775 Most of it is on camera...
The titanic is literally sinking
*”I’ve experienced this quite recently”*
Samual Mathewson
Lol 😂🙈🙈🙈🙈
Dipshit
He is talking about freezing cold water
@@AbhishekRaj-vv7dr thats not the points
Abhishek Raj it was a joke...
Abhishek Raj r/woosh
Lmao the office was the best part. Instantly put a smile on my face
Imagine having a beer with this guy he would have so much stories to tell and I’d love it
Beer Grylls
@@gergopiroska5749 hahaha
Thanos snaps his finger
Bear Grylls(while disintigrating): I've actually experienced this before
msingat HAHAHAHAHA
Plagiarizing others comments.. we've all seen this before
As Like pewds has no legs, Bear Gryls has one arm we just couldn't see it.
msingat bravo bravo
And then utters “and I’m going to show you, how to survive!”
Plot twist : every survival movie was based on bears life.
RSSS68 Camaro it’s a joke...
@ReverendDagwood it's a joke
The funny thing about this comment is that bears life is actually based on survival movies. He watches them and then tells the stories like it happened to him. If someone tells him batman begins is a survival movie, he will walk around telling people how he was trained by some secret assassins after falling into a cave full of bats. This guy is just classic case of Münchhausen-syndrom.
Oddest thing is.. I wouldn’t doubt it lol.
He is a fraud
I absolutely love how Bear says that making a primitive fire (with no equipment) can be very difficult.
I'm sure a lot of people here have tried it and if you have no experience, it's nigh on impossible. When I first started I had no idea the proper way to do it and just assumed fire would catch and maintain effortlessly.. but nah, it can be very difficult.
I’d love to see a “Survive Off!” between Les Stroud and Bear Grylls.
Each of them on a deserted island by themselves. Whoever quits first wins!
it would be a show that lasts years id bet
*TITANIC SINKS*
Bear Grylls: yeah, this is actually something I've experienced many times.
if it sinks you have to drink own urine
I thought you were joking. But no. You werent
lol
Listen. If Bear Grylls says he survived the Titanic sinking, he survived the Titanic sinking. Do not question that man's survival skills
The Untold Truth Of Bear Grylls
WATCH MY CANAL FULL VIDEO
A day in the life of a Roman soldier - Robert Garland
Schindler's List
Bear Grylls: I've been in this situation.
Imagine having him as a dad or grandad the amount of stories he has is insane
*Man cuts his arm off in 127 hours*
Bear Grylls: I've actually been in that exact situation before
Its 172*
@@Jppiotr No, it's 127
Good movie
Roy Luis Gutierrez Franco 712
Ive actually been in this situation before many times
Imagine being drunk with this guy in a bar with him telling you wild stories about his adventures.
Ha. Reverse that and imagine trying to tell Bear Grylls your own epic adventures to the shops when it was raining...
he doesnt always drink beer. but when he does, he prefers dos equis
Lance Adams As far as I know he only drinks beer grylls
Literally what I thought when he told the crocodile story
Hitler seems to be quite popular these days 🤔
Person: Dies
Bear Grylls: I've been there before and lived to tell the story
Abraham Lincoln: Gets Shot
Bear Grylls: “I remembered when this happened to me a few months back!”
He's the living embodiment of "Been there, done that. Several times."
True !
Snapchat flowers... really?
isnt he a fake tho
@@pinkdrink6535 No. People confuse his actual experiences with the tv shows he had made, but its like thinking Gordon Ramsay is just a random chef that screams a lot instead of a 17 Michelin stars winner chef.
bryan joiner did you actually read the comment that you’re replying to ffs.
*someone sleeps on a bed*
Bear Grylls: Now that is a situation I haven't been in yet 🤔
stolen comment
that profile picture tho
Except hotel rooms in between “survival” shoots! 🤣
@@spastheghost Get dark mode already
Just watches someone sleep in their own bed
Someone: deletes the universe
Bear Grylls: I been through that multiple times
I am firemaker who makes primitive fires in many different ways & I assure you, the fire plow method that Tom Hanks uses here is one of the hardest ways to make fire by far, period!
*Bear Grylls: I’ve been in this situation before*
should become a meme lol
It is now
@@azza009 is it really?
You got it
We don't do that here
~Black Panther
Laura James
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
’And I was on Lariam at the time, anti-malaria. Which gives you some pretty weird dreams.’
He made it sound like he was taking Lariam recreationally lol
Interviewer: How many push-ups can you do?
Bear Grylls: All of them
Gotta use this one
Cari Bray- Pitts chuck norris would still do more
LMAO absolute fire!!!!
I'm laughing way too hard, thank you for that
LoL
*Leo is gutting a horse*
Nobody :
Bear Grylls : this brings back good memories
Does it have a placenta? I want that in that case
ruclips.net/video/h6HSnvlzS8k/видео.html
Bear: ah yes this brings back the good times
😂😂😂I'm still laughing
Wow! Nicely done!! I was afraid I would find Bear talking about the movies throwing loads of judgements, but he was very willing to give credit where credit is due!
Whenever he talks about his experience it takes me back to the days when I used to watch man vs wild
I swear this guy just does not age
That's what he meant with "this is another situation I've experienced" regarding Titanic. 'Cause he was actually there.
Not in the lighting in this video, but his skin is really weathered.
matua turn your brain on. They get makeup before the set and put them in ideal lighting. People try look good for tv, is that new to you?
Alex's Gmail why’re you being so critical? 😂😂 that’s so unneeded lmao
Yeah I remember I aged once, that was a bad situation, but I managed to get out of it with nothing but a box of matches and a camera crew with a truck full of equipment. Never again.
Nobody:
Grylls: I’ve actually been in this situation before
isn't nobody saying nothing the equivalent of everybody saying something.
no
@@keelansquire oh yes
@@Physicist- Yup
@@Cyba_IT nobody saying nothing is literally the absence of anything
To be REALLY honest, I never thought I would find Bear Grylls anywhere else other than the television screen
The office scene had me dead 💀
(Shows person being tortured)
Bear Grylls: "actually that makes me very nostalgic"
Unironically, as the British special forces include resistance to torture as part of their training
@@patchesohoolihan666 ha lol so a torture scene would actually make him nostalgic
*gets waterboarded*
"Ah, brings me back."
@@MrNoob1212 simpler times
Hahahaha
2% of comments: praising bear grylls
98% of comments: “I’ve actually been in this situation before”
And I love it lol
What a lovely guy. Very kind comments and the nicest SF guy I ever heard tbh.
Grylls sounds so different, calm and collected and wise sounding when he isn't freezing to death or about to fall off a cliff
Hitler started WW2
Bear Grylls: *Ive actually been in this situation before*
Ye this dud so annoying
Punch this guy
@@Twin63Amg good luck.
inpious s1 you chose to click on a video about him so he can’t be that bad
It was actually the French who started WW2. They demanded too much at 1918 armistice which did directly lead to Hitler gaining power later. And who started the WW1? Well it was jeewp called Gavrilo Princip.
The real one should be "real survival expert reviews Bear Grylls episodes"
Point break parachute scene
Bear Grylls: (PTSD Kicking)
Comment section: makes a meme out of a video
Bear grylls: I've actually been in this situation before
When you used to have a meme dedicated to you, but then it got old so you make a new one
improvise, adapt, overcome
*SNEAK: 100*
@@TheRedKing247 xx
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Dawn Brown Hey😉sorry to bother you but, I was wondering if you could give me some advice on my RUclips channel🙃? links in description💕.
Avocado ICE I don’t have many subscribers and my first tip is do not ask people to check your channel out, it’ll turn them away and secondly do lots of different stuff, find what works and stick to it for a bit
Petition to make "I think I've been in this situation before" a meme
This *_has_* to be a thing! You've got my vote!
ruclips.net/video/PlegPsjO-oo/видео.html
Meme review
Tom Veselý great job
Why does it need a petition? Just do it, stupid.
Bear grylls: honey is there any apple juice in the fridge?
His wife: no it ran o-.... Wtf are you doing?!
Bear grylls chugging on his pee: pee is a good nutritious alternative
hahahahahah
That “I’m Bear Grylls” intro brings me back to lots of episodes watching this man 🙂
someone: **dies**
bear grylls: yeah ive actually done that many times
miss mochiii But Bear can’t die.
The Secret of surviving death is to not die in the first place-Ted Bear
First time?
😂😂😂
Welll hello Jimin
*Luke attacking the Death Star*
Bear: “I remember when I was put in this situation”
*This comment has no replies*
Bear : i have been in this situation before
@@ss9392 ah yes I have actually been in this situation beforr
Before
That's what he'd say but what he'd be thinking was- "I remember when I pretended to be in this situation"
Is ?? ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html
They should get a survival expert to review Bear Grylls.
although.. it's never happened and can never happen
Les Stroud takes little jabs at him all the time on Survivorman.
how many times have you climbed everest buddy?