BABYSITTING SATAN'S BABY!! HELP ME!! [3 SCARY GAMES]

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  • @louiskw291
    @louiskw291 3 года назад +1691

    **Dashie while babysitting a baby** ..... “Can I leave?” 😂😂

  • @gubbypls
    @gubbypls 3 года назад +2160

    No matter how many times Dashie uses the Sprint joke, I will always laugh 😂 because I too moved from sprint lol

    • @Lithosu
      @Lithosu 3 года назад +17

      I have never heard of it, is it like whatsapp?

    • @maro1139
      @maro1139 3 года назад +79

      @@Lithosu i think they mean the phone company

    • @k1vcc
      @k1vcc 3 года назад +68

      iiFrosty no lol it’s a phone company it’s the the Carrier for your phone like I got t mobile

    • @klassklown5362
      @klassklown5362 3 года назад +56

      I currently have sprint lmao it’s trash

    • @Its_Just_Scarlet
      @Its_Just_Scarlet 3 года назад +41

      KlassKlown come to T-Mobile side we got snaccs

  • @itznarzz7734
    @itznarzz7734 3 года назад +1100

    dashie: "dont hit me from the back"
    me: "PAUSEEEEE"

  • @obadiahbrown9103
    @obadiahbrown9103 3 года назад +413

    7:06
    “Okay. Let’s experiment and see if things are where they were before what- before you die and that they were in the place of where they were bef-when you were alive..👁👄👁”
    -Dashie 2020

    • @cici1715
      @cici1715 3 года назад +13

      LMAOOO 😭😭😭

    • @Clittminaj
      @Clittminaj 3 года назад +10

      Damnnn

    • @sheisking97
      @sheisking97 3 года назад +9

      LMFAO YO I REPLAYED THIS SO MANY TIIIIIIIMES! AND HIS FACE AFTERWARDS 💀💀💀💀

    • @gloxx02
      @gloxx02 2 года назад +7

      *I lost exactly 4 brain cells reading that*

    • @neation5201
      @neation5201 2 года назад +4

      @@gloxx02 I think I lost about *sixfth* 😂😂

  • @visualcreativemt
    @visualcreativemt 3 года назад +522

    12:20 Dachie: I figured it out, NEXT!!!!!
    Me taking a Math Test: I figured it out, NEXT!!!!

    • @roccotarli762
      @roccotarli762 3 года назад +6

      visualcreativemt lol

    • @sangeethrajhopper4130
      @sangeethrajhopper4130 3 года назад +36

      The teacher will NEXT your grades ma boiii

    • @owoshiroi9874
      @owoshiroi9874 3 года назад +10

      You wont be figuring anything if it's a math test

    • @chillmushroom6016
      @chillmushroom6016 3 года назад +2

      Back then we call it skip but fosure

    • @DAOtheMENACE
      @DAOtheMENACE 3 года назад +9

      Teacher: Guess you won't be making it to the NEXT grade!!

  • @cesarguzman6601
    @cesarguzman6601 3 года назад +729

    *walks by a picture of the moon
    Dashie: bih that looks like Charizard
    Lol wtf

    • @Smol_Succubus
      @Smol_Succubus 3 года назад +24

      I think he meant Charmander and it lowkey kinda did look like him!

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 3 года назад +6

      That's about right for Dashie's observations.

    • @white_rose1385
      @white_rose1385 3 года назад +3

      17:49

    • @itsavarex4123
      @itsavarex4123 3 года назад +3

      Dashie's low IQ and comprehension is what we love.

    • @B4BYL0Z
      @B4BYL0Z 3 года назад +2

      ChARiZaRd

  • @MrsKaren-vf2vo
    @MrsKaren-vf2vo 3 года назад +491

    Dashie always manages to make a scary game funny. 😂 😆

  • @justmecaddie5770
    @justmecaddie5770 3 года назад +111

    Dashie:”She likes meat , maybe if I’d show her my…let me stop”

  • @gramshaters_2003
    @gramshaters_2003 3 года назад +1306

    Nurse smacks dashie.
    Nurse while walking away: damn it feels good to be a gangster

    • @usersimp
      @usersimp 3 года назад +12

      lol

    • @pathtogaming3407
      @pathtogaming3407 3 года назад +6

      Nice

    • @Averageviwer
      @Averageviwer 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @kiraelizdeleon6643
      @kiraelizdeleon6643 3 года назад +15

      Reminds me of that game dashie played where he was in a hospital, and there was this nurse who was a bitch. All he could do was move his fingers so he flipped the nurse off 💀

    • @dante5909
      @dante5909 3 года назад +3

      a real gangsta ass nitta plays her cards right

  • @supermyriosworld
    @supermyriosworld 3 года назад +237

    Dash reads note on classroom door, "Class has been moved to Room 309..."... Aight just kill me now 💀😂

    • @qveenchloe990
      @qveenchloe990 3 года назад +4

      I was rollin 🤣fse

    • @kewi.
      @kewi. 3 года назад +1

      LMAO 😭😭😭

  • @kamalsmith6457
    @kamalsmith6457 3 года назад +298

    “Maybe she like Arby’s because you know they got the meat” weak😭💀

  • @aSheepy
    @aSheepy 3 года назад +125

    14:31 that timing 😂
    Just When Dashie is about to talk he gets jumpscared

    • @cxksamurai1331
      @cxksamurai1331 3 года назад +4

      Thats him telling Dashie "NO TALKING IN CLASS!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @david_negron
    @david_negron 3 года назад +172

    18:46 MY SOUL LEFT I THOUGHT IT WAS A BOMB THE WAY HE SAID ✊🏼😵✊🏼

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 3 года назад +13

      LMAO 🤣😭

    • @lvx_rose
      @lvx_rose 3 года назад +19

      That gunshot was the biggest jumpscare for me 😆

    • @LadyAmethyst.
      @LadyAmethyst. 3 года назад +4

      And I had noise canceling headphones on I for real thought that was a real gun 😂

    • @Fatima-kh6mt
      @Fatima-kh6mt 3 года назад +7

      THIS COMMENT HAS ME DYING LMAOOOOFBSJSH

    • @cxksamurai1331
      @cxksamurai1331 3 года назад +2

      I got an ab workout from that🤣🤣🤣

  • @onehungryboy9438
    @onehungryboy9438 3 года назад +221

    3:48 When Dashie said that, *I FELT THAT.*

    • @oubergooper
      @oubergooper 3 года назад +4

      Your profile pic is straight fire

  • @ImOctaviouss
    @ImOctaviouss 3 года назад +91

    24:51 his face expression after he saw the baby missin kills me 🤣🤣

    • @sheisking97
      @sheisking97 3 года назад +5

      I JUST SAW OH MY GOD! PRICELESS! 😂😂😂

  • @strawberrymiss4826
    @strawberrymiss4826 3 года назад +76

    "Was that a crowbar
    *She hit the shit outta me"*
    -Dashie2020

  • @zellanutellaa
    @zellanutellaa 3 года назад +267

    “She likes meat..wait what kind of..mabey if we show her the..LET ME STOP” LMAOOOOO

  • @legendofmeesh
    @legendofmeesh 3 года назад +90

    “are they conserving power?” lmaooo

  • @PirataMundoTV
    @PirataMundoTV 3 года назад +287

    16:25 sounds like Satan clappin' them cheeks

  • @josephfelton2110
    @josephfelton2110 3 года назад +126

    15:45 he gotta be wearing them Timbs the way he stompin🤣

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 3 года назад +325

    3:52 Me backing away from the person I just talked sh*t about

  • @monaeking8227
    @monaeking8227 3 года назад +65

    20:13 when dashie figures out he in the wrong class this sent me 😂😂🤣💀

  • @supaathletedrascal8132
    @supaathletedrascal8132 3 года назад +18

    The dissapointment in your face when it said "Class has moved to room 309" 😂

  • @cottoncandygirl659
    @cottoncandygirl659 3 года назад +25

    The first one scare me the most. Here's what I learned from this:
    1. I'm terrified to start middle school when all this crap is over.
    2. I am forever terrified of going to the doctors.
    3. I'm never babysitting.
    4. I'm never having a child.

  • @coin7569
    @coin7569 3 года назад +64

    Imagine playing these games on your own. It's probably easier to watch someone play scary games because then it feels as if someone's with you experiencing them and you don't have to make the decisions.

  • @isabellaviera1966
    @isabellaviera1966 3 года назад +125

    Literally right after I liked the video I enter back and he goes “I appreciate that!” 💀💀

    • @cxksamurai1331
      @cxksamurai1331 3 года назад +5

      Thats your warning to cover all cameras.

  • @shimabokuso-chi95
    @shimabokuso-chi95 3 года назад +34

    18:46, Dashie recreated the jump from when he high five's his friend in GTA In Real Life.

  • @jackiechan4AAR
    @jackiechan4AAR 3 года назад +44

    I can’t get over how much weight dashie has lost. You’re looking so good, my boi!

  • @iakxi5239
    @iakxi5239 3 года назад +34

    12:36 Dash spoke facts here. Idk about y’all but I be getting that anxiety too

  • @TheUnknown-pn8dy
    @TheUnknown-pn8dy 3 года назад +69

    24:52 HIS FACE!!!!! I literally cant breathe

  • @dajanaeforeman4273
    @dajanaeforeman4273 3 года назад +111

    Dashie: "101? Where Zoey at?"
    Me: 😯😮😲 he watched Zoey 101?!

  • @theralendz9136
    @theralendz9136 3 года назад +22

    My boy dashie looking like he is sign language when he somtimes talk. 😂🤣 I love him 🥺❤

  • @inzanityze6207
    @inzanityze6207 3 года назад +88

    25:37 my momma when I'm up at 3 in the morning 😭😂

  • @merdacinasrallah3702
    @merdacinasrallah3702 3 года назад +54

    18:45 OMG that's a JUMP Scare

    • @techno5196
      @techno5196 3 года назад +2

      Yeah that's the first time I've actually truly believe some shit got him

    • @ANELABABY
      @ANELABABY 3 года назад +4

      literally 😂

  • @Clittminaj
    @Clittminaj 3 года назад +17

    18:47 I got so scared my heart was pounding...

  • @arnaudlahaye7037
    @arnaudlahaye7037 3 года назад +51

    8:05
    Dashie: "She's coming"
    Me: That's the first time you are running from the puh.
    Also: PAUSE !

  • @JosuQuakeAndShake
    @JosuQuakeAndShake 3 года назад +30

    "Why my mans lookin like that?" LMAO 💀💀

  • @rh_312
    @rh_312 3 года назад +142

    DASHIEEEEE PLZ finish “late for class” you already know what to do 😭🙏🏽🙏🏽😞😭

    • @josuecuevas1335
      @josuecuevas1335 3 года назад +1

      What was it about? I disnt understand

    • @niaa9918
      @niaa9918 3 года назад

      I liked it too

    • @altair6875
      @altair6875 3 года назад

      @@josuecuevas1335 Being late to class, whatchu think!?

    • @josuecuevas1335
      @josuecuevas1335 3 года назад

      @@altair6875 nvm

    • @altair6875
      @altair6875 3 года назад +2

      @@josuecuevas1335 Lol, I was just kidding don't worry. Do you actually want to know?

  • @salamislices4554
    @salamislices4554 3 года назад +35

    Yo Late For Class high key one of the scariest games I've seen dashie play in a while

  • @AlejandroMartinez-fk3jf
    @AlejandroMartinez-fk3jf 3 года назад +14

    18:47 HADD ME 'yoo he straight shot me'

  • @andrewthepancake
    @andrewthepancake 3 года назад +10

    31:23 I’m dead at how dash set the baby down like a turkey

  • @kakashiandmask5176
    @kakashiandmask5176 3 года назад +178

    Dashie: yo he's actually kinda cute
    Me: dash.. U okay bro?

    • @zaidballich7702
      @zaidballich7702 3 года назад +8

      It’s a little baby bruh

    • @kakashiandmask5176
      @kakashiandmask5176 3 года назад +13

      Zaid Ballich Its a creepy as mf tho💀 the fact that dashie think he's cute kills me

    • @hydroflasks3571
      @hydroflasks3571 3 года назад +4

      He didnt think it was just about the baby😂

    • @bionicle9336
      @bionicle9336 3 года назад +1

      Think he was just playing

    • @zaidballich7702
      @zaidballich7702 3 года назад

      Brocoli Is good lmfaoo yea it was creepy for sure but when it was happy u could tell it was a bit adorable lmaoooo

  • @ChokyoDK
    @ChokyoDK 3 года назад +19

    "Don't hit me from the back" - Dashie 2020

  • @jaylen1805
    @jaylen1805 3 года назад +12

    14:31That jumpscare just made my whole day😭😭😭💀

  • @grandea0213
    @grandea0213 3 года назад +42

    YO! when he jumped out of his seat that shii had me rollin, I never laughed so hard like that. I was in tears.

  • @exmyth5405
    @exmyth5405 3 года назад +12

    28:20 that’s why the baby wanted to send you to hell for doing that 💀

  • @keyzfn57
    @keyzfn57 3 года назад +25

    Anyone notice that at 9:03 he literally juked in real life😂

  • @bruvamasta
    @bruvamasta 3 года назад +14

    Nurse: *Swings arm*
    Dashie: Yeah...it's a rap...

  • @micah2931
    @micah2931 3 года назад +63

    "101 Where zoey at"😂

  • @albertoz1
    @albertoz1 3 года назад +339

    Ever see a comment and be like
    "I wish i wrote that"

    • @rain028
      @rain028 3 года назад +12

      ALL the time, man.

    • @kristopherwillis8075
      @kristopherwillis8075 3 года назад +6

      Yes all the time man

    • @kristopherwillis8075
      @kristopherwillis8075 3 года назад +4

      Nice profile picture😁👍🏿 dante of the dark Triad

    • @finalhazard883
      @finalhazard883 3 года назад +6

      Too many times... this is one of them.

    • @rain028
      @rain028 3 года назад +1

      @@kristopherwillis8075 Hey, what about mine?

  • @wolftribe4268
    @wolftribe4268 3 года назад +10

    I've been in deep depression for a while now and just the intro of dashie video made me laugh🤣🤣 dashie the best!

  • @NickiFan499
    @NickiFan499 3 года назад +11

    5:57 There’s this lil waaaaaaaa!!! 😂😂

  • @michaeljones674
    @michaeljones674 3 года назад +26

    Can’t get enough of Dashies scary gameplays

  • @ax3642
    @ax3642 3 года назад +38

    Threep: Start dashies video, go eat dinner! Go back to ur phone Congrats his intro is still going on

  • @lux_in_tenebris2247
    @lux_in_tenebris2247 3 года назад +16

    16:25
    Something tells me something besides being stabbed was going down there, cause that sounds wrong! Pause!

  • @alexguerra6135
    @alexguerra6135 3 года назад +33

    16:27 when someone asked me if I have corona virus...

  • @JGRJakks
    @JGRJakks 3 года назад +35

    2:45 When u know baby girl is mad at u for spending the night with another baby girl

  • @soscrash9162
    @soscrash9162 3 года назад +33

    at 8:08 when he tried to juke her man i was crying "SHES SO VIOLENT"

  • @PBJ2
    @PBJ2 3 года назад +45

    Dashie needs a day dedicated just for horror games 😂

    • @redinstrumental7535
      @redinstrumental7535 3 года назад +2

      Thank you !

    • @borigarcia779
      @borigarcia779 2 года назад +3

      He used to have scary ass saturdays which eventually turned into take the L saturdays because of SMM 😂😂

  • @supermariosworld2861
    @supermariosworld2861 3 года назад +28

    "she likes meat"
    Dashie:what kinda meat... STOP IT!!!

  • @villageaunty17
    @villageaunty17 3 года назад +32

    Dashie "don't hit me from the back" Games

  • @theyhatecam2062
    @theyhatecam2062 3 года назад +138

    Dashie had to whip the meat out so she can get it...pause

  • @nybxstie
    @nybxstie 3 года назад +6

    10:43
    The crowbar was sitting on the pillar right there😭

  • @ididntlikemynamesoijustput8693
    @ididntlikemynamesoijustput8693 3 года назад +6

    11:22 if he said “she must love five guys cause they got the meat” I would’ve died 🤣

  • @chillmushroom6016
    @chillmushroom6016 3 года назад +350

    Nobody:
    Me hearing noises in my parents room at 10 clock 16:30

  • @looleas
    @looleas 3 года назад +27

    Damn that first slap got me!! Almost threw my phone😂

  • @Wrigh10
    @Wrigh10 3 года назад +7

    32:17 his face had me rollin on god.

  • @SaucyYT00
    @SaucyYT00 3 года назад +7

    0:05 dashie:
    why my mans looking like that 😂

  • @matthewlee1399
    @matthewlee1399 3 года назад +105

    This is what I imagined Dash as a babysitter would look like 😂

    • @spectraphantom5870
      @spectraphantom5870 3 года назад +4

      The baby would probably take care of Dashie since he screams louder than a baby crying

    • @magnificentgamelord8750
      @magnificentgamelord8750 3 года назад +4

      Ghetto babysitter

    • @Evan-jo9nh
      @Evan-jo9nh 3 года назад +1

      Dashie: YOU WANT SOME MILK?

    • @matthewlee1399
      @matthewlee1399 3 года назад +1

      @Liam Hall Secret club gets early access 🥰

    • @matthewlee1399
      @matthewlee1399 3 года назад +1

      @Liam Hall cool to see a fellow Knicks fan btw

  • @fangarnoob2
    @fangarnoob2 3 года назад +38

    7:34 Oh man. That one got me good Lmao 😂

  • @froggy_bubbles7341
    @froggy_bubbles7341 3 года назад +5

    Who agrees Dashie's reactions are better when he plays horror games? 😆😂

  • @theHONEYBONE
    @theHONEYBONE 3 года назад +8

    7:07 literally me when ever I try to explain something

  • @Noah-rl4td
    @Noah-rl4td 3 года назад +31

    7:34 scared the mess out of me

  • @DonovanCarr01
    @DonovanCarr01 3 года назад +13

    We NEED a dashie animated of the late to school get shot bit lol

  • @simplypetite1368
    @simplypetite1368 3 года назад +69

    Dashie: "boy if you don't take yo ass to sleep"
    Baby: *demonic voice* "i won't go to sleep, but i'll take you to sleep...... in hell" *laughs maniacally*

  • @Bellagreyy
    @Bellagreyy 3 года назад +4

    even tho he screaming in my ear da whole time, dashies voice is real soothing

  • @temphill4527
    @temphill4527 3 года назад +26

    32:12 T-pose to establish dominance.

  • @cesarguzman6601
    @cesarguzman6601 3 года назад +7

    I love when Dashie does these scary games his funny commentary low key guides me through the jump scares

  • @shotty7160
    @shotty7160 3 года назад +15

    6:53 Dashie really just took his hands off his keyboard smh

  • @hereiskamm
    @hereiskamm 3 года назад +8

    7:35 right before this i said “imagine if dashie meets her ass around the corner” & it happened right in that moment 😂🥴

  • @fbiopptap
    @fbiopptap 3 года назад +139

    16:22 How many times does he stab someone count
    Edit: I got 19

  • @fbiopptap
    @fbiopptap 3 года назад +43

    At 8:35 I screeched like a girl fo a second there 😂

  • @zoei7423
    @zoei7423 3 года назад +14

    You Should play dead by day light again because there’s a new killer called the executioner please love your channel

  • @imdone-cat5200
    @imdone-cat5200 3 года назад +1

    You're on point with the 3rd game intro though. When you walk into class late, EVERY single soul starts to give you death stares, having you feeling anxious and awkward asf.

  • @JLG629
    @JLG629 3 года назад +8

    These horror games have lowkey become my favorite dashie videos now lol

  • @DruKageYT
    @DruKageYT 3 года назад +29

    Aye Dashie what happened to them weird Wednesdays

  • @cakenugget8401
    @cakenugget8401 3 года назад +4

    Dashie is the funniest man on here, and he doesn’t even have to try. A true legend ☺️

  • @journeyhd29
    @journeyhd29 3 года назад +8

    When the babysitter has to do “extracisim” bababaad babababby

  • @actqvis
    @actqvis 3 года назад +16

    16:26 We gotta protect dashie!!!! He coughing 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @KennethRCox
    @KennethRCox 3 года назад +3

    2:50
    She was like, "Dashie, where them snacks at mAh boy!?" 💀💀🤣🤣

  • @huntertaylor3210
    @huntertaylor3210 3 года назад +1

    I was seriously having a awful day, I have anxiety through the roof from having to go to a close friends funeral tomorrow and watching this and the saw 2 gameplay made my day 100X better. I'll always thumbs up every vid.

  • @h3cturd1v13
    @h3cturd1v13 3 года назад +10

    Hi dashie love the vids you always put a smile on my face and always make me die of laughter love you man keep it up

  • @waluigipiercing2162
    @waluigipiercing2162 3 года назад +4

    These are my favorite videos that Dashie makes. Is it weird that I always watch them while I wash dishes?

  • @sheisking97
    @sheisking97 3 года назад +1

    Dashie! I truly hope that you love what you do because I hope you never want to stop. Watching you play these games make me genuinely happy, especially when you break out with the puns 🤣

  • @wolfmoon4382
    @wolfmoon4382 3 года назад +9

    Someone please make an edit from this video, where the baby has dashie face.

  • @jaydenalvis9272
    @jaydenalvis9272 3 года назад +29

    Mane at 16:40 he was clappin them cheeks to death(literally)

    • @H4roune
      @H4roune 3 года назад

      Yeah 😂

  • @Twin_everythingk
    @Twin_everythingk 3 года назад +7

    Dashie looks like he’s getting thin 💯

  • @animez9359
    @animez9359 Год назад +2

    Literally In every horror game dashie always Checks if there's always a flashlight

  • @daniseo5747
    @daniseo5747 3 года назад +1

    Dashie, thank you for all ways giving us a smile.

  • @namirad78
    @namirad78 3 года назад +4

    24:42 is so funny look at his reaction