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  • Опубликовано: 31 авг 2020
  • Case ########-11 Considerations of the Flesh.  Recorded by The Archivist, in Situ.
    Content warnings: Major/graphic body horror - Character death; Vocalised suffering & screams/pain (SFX) - Dysmorphia - Anorexia - Toxic beauty standards - Unhealthy bodybuilding; Plastic surgery addiction; Body modification - Mortality / Existential dread - Physical disorders / Chronic illness - Paralysis - Self-harm / Suicidal ideation - Loud noises
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  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork Год назад +897

    Jared trying to mock Jon and Martin by asking if they’re boyfriends and Jon going “yes, actually” MADE MY DAY. Thank you for that 😌

  • @noamratner8058
    @noamratner8058 3 года назад +2007

    I was expecting many things from the flesh realm ...
    Not Jared going cottagecore

  • @dude59974
    @dude59974 2 года назад +666

    3:28 Jared Hopworth, attempting to make a homophobic joke. And backfiring, so he just sheepishly changes the subject.
    Ah, classic.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Год назад +121

      "WhO's ThIs, YoUr BOYFRIEND??"
      "yes"
      "...oh"

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee 9 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@broblerone413he was too stunned to speak

  • @victory_snow8220
    @victory_snow8220 3 года назад +1146

    I love how Jon was all like "well yes actually, this is my boyfriend. What are you gonna do about it?"

    • @Rolan7196
      @Rolan7196 3 года назад +151

      It's so sweet how Martin's stammering and Jon cuts in definitively like that. Particularly... so soon after the Lonely episode ;_;

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 2 года назад +124

      YESSSSSS. And also the way Jared's response is just a quick "Oh." and then no further comment is made about it. Like "Oh, okay. I wasn't expecting that but okay. No judgement here."

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 2 года назад +108

      @@twigthetroll9279 he might be an eldritch abomination, but he's not a _monster_

    • @tommis_crazy_youtube
      @tommis_crazy_youtube 2 года назад +17

      Right it’s like the fucking best

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 Год назад +6

      Call me gay??

  • @neither_emonor_punk9355
    @neither_emonor_punk9355 2 года назад +598

    like how The Flesh episode, as gruesome as always, is basically "here's some tips on gardening but if the plants were people that hated themselves"
    everytime Jon smites a monster I can only hear *ceaseless watcher turn your GAYS upon this thing*

    • @cyrilltate7065
      @cyrilltate7065 Год назад +75

      And indeed, the Ceaseless Watcher did turn its finest gays upon the thing

    • @katg5746
      @katg5746 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jennifertheiss7836
      @jennifertheiss7836 11 месяцев назад +2

      And now me as well lol

    • @ghoulishffx
      @ghoulishffx 4 месяца назад +4

      STOP THATS ALL IM GONNA HEAR NOW

  • @macabrecitrus2127
    @macabrecitrus2127 2 года назад +1062

    Apocalypse boyfriends taking a stroll through a meat garden and ending homophobic gym bully existence to spice things up.
    10/10, very romantic

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil Год назад +16

      Glorious

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 Год назад +12

      Verili and Dante vibes

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Год назад +39

      if you don't do this with your partner, are you even in love?

    • @moonfall5124
      @moonfall5124 6 месяцев назад

      We love ending homophobic gym bullies while having a date in the meat garden

  • @samanthamansfield6693
    @samanthamansfield6693 3 года назад +789

    Jared: *speaks*
    Me: oh nonono noooo, I forgot

    • @orencohen9635
      @orencohen9635 3 года назад +108

      second episode to date I needed the transcribe for (first was Jared's testimony)

    • @TomEllisLovesU
      @TomEllisLovesU 3 года назад +15

      Same

    • @Dragoriax3
      @Dragoriax3 2 года назад +12

      Now THIS comment made me laugh 🤣 mooooood

    • @idkwhattoputhere5541
      @idkwhattoputhere5541 Месяц назад +2

      its cuz hes played by alexander j newall and they cant have him sound too similar to martin.

  • @Maskami
    @Maskami 3 года назад +844

    'Alexander J Newall as Martin Blackwood and Jared Hopworth'
    WHAT
    EXCUSE ME

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint 2 года назад +44

      Yep.

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 Год назад +106

      Alex is a god at voice acting, it would seem

    • @reluctantlysmol4274
      @reluctantlysmol4274 Год назад +56

      that must have been fun to record

    • @ellac613
      @ellac613 Год назад +17

      what whu huh how?!!?

    • @alecsarcade555
      @alecsarcade555 Год назад +71

      Really funny story. They had originally someone else meant for the role, but they could never get scheduling done properly. The time came and passed and so the only thing they could do was for Alex to do the original voice and come back as needed.

  • @pianoguy222
    @pianoguy222 3 года назад +760

    Huh. The Flesh also feeds on self-loathing. That's a really interesting facet that I hadn't considered before, but it makes a lot of sense. It's only a short distance from being afraid that we're mere meat to being afraid that *your* meat is worse.

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 2 года назад +33

      It’s like anorexia, but cutting off bits of yourself instead of staving yourself

    • @chaineddepths9523
      @chaineddepths9523 Год назад +13

      It feeds the feeling that your flesh isn't correct.

    • @gaypanicatthewrongdisco912
      @gaypanicatthewrongdisco912 Год назад +14

      "afraid that your meat is worse"

    • @jamdeluxe7456
      @jamdeluxe7456 Год назад +14

      the hatred of ones body, the thought that ones natural self is wrong

  • @parasitone0814
    @parasitone0814 3 года назад +832

    "who's that your boyfriend?"
    "actually yes"
    Boys I am proud to say that soon there will be a wedding the wedding of Mahtin Blackwood and Jonathan Sins what I am trying to say *I LOVE EM THEY ARE SO CUTE*

  • @ragnar3434
    @ragnar3434 3 года назад +535

    This one is heartbreaking. Jared, at his core, is the avatar of body dismorphia. Honestly, Jon, did you really need vengeance for the rib? It was payment for services rendered, and hell, he even offered to give it back. Jared is evil but so is everything else now, and honestly, for a point of comparison, cop-daisy wasn't exactly anybody's hero either. Imagine how rare mercy is in the world as it is now.

    • @toastghost9145
      @toastghost9145 3 года назад +154

      I don't think it was revenge, really. I don't know exactly how to put my thoughts on it, but it felt like something between a mercy and a compulsion.

    • @lucassevey5989
      @lucassevey5989 Год назад +34

      I don't even think it was for the rib maybe a little but like Martin said there evil awful things that only care about hurting people

    • @dianaquill9969
      @dianaquill9969 Год назад +29

      @@lucassevey5989 Yeah, he's killed like over 20 to 40 people if I remember right. Any mercy for Jared for me died when he killed the like, maybe 3rd person. But these are monsters now. They feed off of people's fear and anxiety. His presence here is proof of that. One fewer avatar that kills people is one fewer murderer. No one else can physically hurt these beings and enact some kind of justice.

  • @BionicLelak100
    @BionicLelak100 3 года назад +533

    Forget zodiac signs, game of thrones and hogwarts houses,
    What is *your* Mortal Garden flower?

    • @cieniolubna
      @cieniolubna 7 месяцев назад +12

      Lilly of the damned if I'm honest
      What about you?

    • @robinoberg2886
      @robinoberg2886 6 месяцев назад +8

      Gristlebloom Orchid, or Lily of the Damned, depending on the situation

    • @bunnysenpai7471
      @bunnysenpai7471 5 месяцев назад +1

      Lilly of the damned unfortunately

    • @Marco_Polo360
      @Marco_Polo360 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@cieniolubnasame

    • @Boinkess
      @Boinkess 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bone rose and or Lily of the Damned

  • @elliottgaylord6212
    @elliottgaylord6212 3 года назад +364

    It's interesting how The Flesh seems to tie in with body dysmorphia...... It has now moved up to second place on the list of Powers That Would Make A Nice Snack Out Of Me

    • @elliottgaylord6212
      @elliottgaylord6212 3 года назад +49

      It may be number one now actually.... I always thought The Lonely would be the one to grab me but I felt this episode in my soul and it was terrifying

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 Год назад +4

      @@elliottgaylord6212 same

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 Год назад +7

      @@elliottgaylord6212 This is my third listen through and when mixed with my bad head, it gave me the most delicious panic attack. When the time comes, I think I'll just make a deal with The End and vibe with Oli.
      That or, at this point, I'd probably be passed around each entity.

  • @abimungunkhet2748
    @abimungunkhet2748 3 года назад +950

    I really wanna SEE this episode. Like, watch it. I wanna see what's happening and it's driving me crazy.

    • @pLanetstarBerry
      @pLanetstarBerry 3 года назад +107

      If I ever get back into drawing it would be fun to make an animatic for it. I have some very specific ideas over how everything looks and designs for plants not even mentioned. Like some spiky, Lupine inspired flowers where the blossoms are teeth. When I used to draw, monsters and body horror were my favorite things to sketch so this episode would be a fun way to get back into it.

    • @jazmindodds
      @jazmindodds 3 года назад +46

      @@pLanetstarBerry If you end up doing this, please please share it! Body horror scares me more than anything, so this episode left to my imagination was not easy to listen to. However, the concept is so interesting that I would love to see others' interpretations!

    • @sarahmccausland7035
      @sarahmccausland7035 3 года назад +14

      @@pLanetstarBerry YES I will SO watch that

    • @Jazzisa311
      @Jazzisa311 2 года назад +15

      @@pLanetstarBerry So did you ever get around to making it? I still seriously would love to see an animation of this...

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Год назад +9

      same i've never wanted to see an episode more than this one (i mean, except for maybe the Unknowing one)

  • @CatBATd4rklycu73
    @CatBATd4rklycu73 3 года назад +631

    Wait, you're telling me sweet, voice of a squishy angel Alex Newall was the voice of Jared Hopworth THIS WHOLE TIME?!

    • @belalima9908
      @belalima9908 3 года назад +15

      Yep 🥺

    • @F0rsythi4
      @F0rsythi4 2 года назад +18

      Lol I keep forgetting, someone said it ima. Previous episode but I completely forgot lol

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 2 года назад +33

      Look up his AMA vid on ytb, another voice crime in here. This man has some crazy vocal chords

    • @Dragoriax3
      @Dragoriax3 2 года назад +11

      Blasphemy! (But also damn impressive)

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Год назад +2

      Voice acting is amazing

  • @namaschu9418
    @namaschu9418 3 года назад +539

    Episodes that makes me thankful for this being only a podcast:

  • @semiengima
    @semiengima 3 года назад +484

    Why do I imagine Jared just sitting there all happy as Jon Talks?
    Edit: I am also internally screaming this entire episode.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Год назад +49

      i imagine him sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, all serene and shit

    • @oburci9596
      @oburci9596 Год назад +11

      I imagined him sitting on some nearby ledge swinging his leg smiling and all

    • @a_jae_doe
      @a_jae_doe 10 месяцев назад +30

      Jon: prepare to be smote
      Jared: Ok big bro but before you and your boyfriend kill me can you tell me another bedtime story
      Jon: sure buddy _pulls open the goremanac_

    • @MrGeneralHeavy
      @MrGeneralHeavy 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@broblerone413 a small fleshy butterfly lands on his finger, and he brings it up to his face to look at it, and it just, like, screams, and flies off

    • @undergnomes6248
      @undergnomes6248 5 месяцев назад +2

      Picture him also wearing gardener clothes hat included while munching on a bone and going "yerp that's how you dur it" as Jon describes the making of these horrid flowers

  • @mimkyodar
    @mimkyodar 3 года назад +227

    I like to imagine that the mouth whistling and the mouth he speaks from are different mouths.

  • @fluffsnake
    @fluffsnake 3 года назад +397

    why isn't Martin more worried at the "Ceasless Watcher, drink your fill!" thing skskfhksd

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 года назад +121

      i mean.... can u blame him? kinda hot ngl 👀

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 3 года назад +101

      The world has just ended and everything has gone to hell, sometimes you take the weapons you can get. And I think Martin by now actually enjoys seeing the people suffer that did such terrible things to him and others. I doubt he is still really sane

    • @Elaizel
      @Elaizel 3 года назад +56

      Plus Martin saw John smite two other avatars, and he said he didn't have a problem with taking down evil avatars that were torturing people

    • @achnav3762
      @achnav3762 3 года назад +99

      You mean kill-This-man-because-I-am-jealous Martin? Going all kill bill was his idea.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 2 года назад +25

      Uh probably because Martin is also loopy
      I know I would be if I was stuck in a Lovecraftian hellscape

  • @frankatronx8041
    @frankatronx8041 2 года назад +167

    Jared Hopworth is such an interesting character. He's like, the jobber of the flesh. He'll work with anyone, for anyone and even doesn't mind dying all that much.
    Unlike any of the others he doesn't beg, not even a bit, just asks if it can be prevented and accepts it when Jon says it can't.
    For Jared I think it's about the work. He's found his happiness in what he does and doesn't seem to like getting involved with the others on a big picture scale. Even when he was hired to kill them he decided it would be too much bother.
    Easily and strangely the most agreeable of monsters.

    • @alecsarcade555
      @alecsarcade555 Год назад +9

      It makes sense, in a way. Working is a virtue of what the body does, especially according to the standards of our culture. Working on oneself is all we can ever do, both intentionally or unintentionally. For him to be so agreeable means he's just another body for the function, for the cause, to be another cog in the machine. That's how I see it, anyhow. There's a quote he gives before he dies to John's revenge, he doesn't mind. He calls it life. "Just people using each other up." I really think it doesn't bother him because in the end he is fulfilling a function that bodies are meant for.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams Год назад +9

      ​@@alecsarcade555 If you see the new horror-filled world as a body, he's just like a fat cell. Food storage. Reserves for when another organ (like... an eye, perhaps?) needs nourishment. like how our cells can't really complain when our body kills them and recycles them. I think ur right that he feels as tho he's just fulfilling his purpose.

    • @sarahmchugh4169
      @sarahmchugh4169 10 месяцев назад +1

      The End guy wasn't worried about dying either

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 месяца назад

      Nope. I will never forget that Jared bullied a former friend because that friend went to college, all for a nerdy library job. And that wasn't enough. Jared then hunted him down and murdered him. Not for Flesh, but himself.
      This Fandom has some of the most shallow morals.

  • @beltaya276
    @beltaya276 3 года назад +522

    this episode was so cottagecore!!!

    • @debbiebishop86
      @debbiebishop86 3 года назад +64

      ghfhfj jared's a cottagecore softboy

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 3 года назад +39

      Please keep the flesh garden far, far away from cottage core

    • @possessedpeach4455
      @possessedpeach4455 3 года назад +43

      @@glumbortango7182 idk man, flesh garden seems pretty cottage core to me
      ...yep

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 года назад +18

      Freaky cottage core but still

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 года назад +9

      @Topple This. This is the comment. We can end the internet now.

  • @devaughnp.4721
    @devaughnp.4721 2 года назад +162

    Gonna ask Jared to give me top surgery
    (And 4 arms)

    • @willgrx5055
      @willgrx5055 2 года назад +27

      jared for transmascs

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 2 года назад +5

      YEESSS ✌️Emby tho

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 2 года назад +15

      I feel so damn called out, lol. On the bright side, he probably wouldn't ask much in return since he already gets to keep the bits for himself.

    • @ita104
      @ita104 8 месяцев назад

      "this? why yes, I met a flesh collecting monster behind a popeye's last night and he took them off FOR FREE. and check out, no need for after care! magically sealed :))))) this? why yes, silly, all non binaries have bending ribcages, comes with the deal ! hahah :)))))"

    • @bunnysenpai7471
      @bunnysenpai7471 5 месяцев назад +2

      Cheers to that

  • @ButterflyColors
    @ButterflyColors Год назад +121

    My interpretations of the victims:
    Reese/Gristle Bloom Orchid:
    Insecure & self-hatred
    Patricia/Bone Rose:
    Anorexia
    Cutaway Tulip:
    Plastic surgery addiction
    Maeve/Lily of the Damned:
    Over awareness of body and body dysmorphia

    • @hoominbeeing
      @hoominbeeing Год назад +15

      My interpretation:
      Gristle bloom:
      It seems to get bigger and bigger to take over everything. So I'd imagine body dysmorphia for getting swole.
      Bone rose: obsession with perfection and plastic surgery. Always requiring immense effort to keep up or your ego "shatters".
      Cutaway tulip: fear of aging and the degradation of your appearance associated. It's stated it gets harder to manage the bigger (older) it gets.
      Lily of the damned: fear of injury and mortality related to your own biology.

    • @thecassin8r
      @thecassin8r 11 месяцев назад +15

      I'm somewhere in the middle of you two but I think all of the flowers represent different kinds of dysmorphia. The gristlebloom orchid seems like a direct analog for the kind that gymbro-types feel with their sensitivity for being perceived as "small". The bonerose stands in for the opposite kind of dysmorphia, that feeling of "too large"-ness that results in disorders like anorexia and bulimia. The cutaway tulip is the kind of dysmorphia that only body modification feels like the solution to (which gets increasingly intensive as the body ages, as it gets harder to fight against your body's natural aging processes). And the lily of the damned is the dysmorphic horror that comes from reducing a person's mind? soul? being? down to just a body, or maybe the horror of feeling a disconnect between body and mind? This last one was kinda open-ended
      Man I think this was one of the episodes that really got me

    • @TheAntiChristsPlusOne
      @TheAntiChristsPlusOne 3 месяца назад +5

      I’ve always thought of it like this
      Gristlebloom: the strive to always be bigger, better, stronger, even if it destroys you you will do anything to be as strong as you think you need to be which turns out to be a never ending ladder of striving for an ever higher definition of perfection.
      Like the other commenter i feel it relates strongly to gymbros and this relatively new heavy pressure on men to be the best they can in both looks and strength and anything less is wrong and weak
      Bone rose: I have no better way to describe this than anorexia, or bulimia, or any other eating disorder that’s makes you want to do nothing more than get smaller and smaller and smaller until you finally reach a standard you are happy with, or you die.
      Cutaway tulip: the want to be something other than you are, you don’t know what, unlike the gristlebloom wants to be stronger and the bone rose wants to be smaller, it just wants to be something else in no particular direction than away from what it currently is, and it will maim and bite and claw and cut until it is finally happy with its form, until it grows tired of that one and begins its cycle again.
      Lily of the Damned: the want to be nothing, not to be dead but to be nothing. The pure hatred of existence in any other way than in mind and soul. For no particular reason does it hate its form so, it just hates it has a form to begin with and has no choice but to live and be stuck with it, or to die and be utterly gone in each and every way.

  • @baronDioxid
    @baronDioxid 2 года назад +199

    Man, those Jared episodes really make the transcripts worthwhile for non-native speakers!

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe Год назад +27

      and for native English speakers with audio difficulties! :)

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 Год назад +2

      Literally

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn 7 месяцев назад +2

      As a Portuguese speaker (Brazil), agreed!

  • @Speckaboo
    @Speckaboo 2 года назад +152

    Honestly, props to my man Jared for doing Martin a solid and not attacking his boyfriend before they killed him

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 3 года назад +529

    did jared rly offer to give jon his rib back and jon brushed it off?? i mean, i suppose a couple missing ribs are no bother for the all powerful avatar of the ceaseless watcher, but still

    • @raeganellsworth5752
      @raeganellsworth5752 3 года назад +91

      Prolly would hurt to have it put back and it doesn't hurt now lol

    • @ZeroOhClock
      @ZeroOhClock 3 года назад +65

      I don't think it's a good idea to take something like that back from someone like that. Who knows what would happen.

    • @juniper-moss
      @juniper-moss 3 года назад +41

      I mean if it was me, Jared could absolutely keep that rib, I would not want it back - who knows what would happen 😬 Nope

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 2 года назад +18

      @@juniper-moss
      I would want it back to keep the other one company

    • @juniper-moss
      @juniper-moss 2 года назад +5

      @@macabrecitrus2127 fair enough

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 3 года назад +306

    The garden feels reminiscent of Famine's restaurant in Good Omens (the book)
    Also Alex voicing both Martin and Jared in this one is great.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 года назад +14

      you're right, it does. nice comparison

    • @gaiamritawhitright8890
      @gaiamritawhitright8890 3 года назад +19

      i thought of Famine's restaurant in that one statement, the letter to Gertrude from Adelard Decker. when he's talking about that sort of Fun Fair where when you win a prize it's a bone and everyone was trying to suck the marrow from it and stuff

    • @AmazingAroAce
      @AmazingAroAce 3 года назад +4

      omg you're right about the famine thing

    • @neriumdelusion
      @neriumdelusion 3 года назад +3

      YEAH IT DOES !! also i’m glad there’s more good omens fans here wooo

  • @Oradorus
    @Oradorus 2 года назад +84

    I play a homebrew class in D&D called a necrobotanist and this is exactly how I would describe the vibe of the class. I love this great fucked up imagery.

    • @MagnaFae
      @MagnaFae Год назад +7

      That sounds rad as hell. Necromancy as a school of magic is so conceptually versatile, and yet people so often fall back on the same imagery with their characters. Nice to see someone do something more creative with it.

  • @toothclown
    @toothclown 3 года назад +153

    Damn I'm being called out by a flower

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 года назад +7

      A flower made out of meat, no less.

  • @tomdekler9280
    @tomdekler9280 3 года назад +161

    Ahhh, the beauty standards episode.

  • @lakejoseph6570
    @lakejoseph6570 3 года назад +259

    This episode is so good !! I keep imaging Jared in like a gardening outfit w gloves n everything (for his many hands)

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne 3 года назад +54

      little straw hats on all of his various lumps..... 1567 knee pads... stray femur sticking out that he hangs a lil basket on..... daisy-patterned apron... im DEAD

    • @lakejoseph6570
      @lakejoseph6570 3 года назад +23

      WeAreAirborne I must draw this immediately

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne 3 года назад +21

      @@lakejoseph6570 BRO if you do please link us

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 года назад +6

      The gloves are made of meat.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 2 года назад +10

      He's wearing regency-era stays and one of those little milkmaid blouses with tracksuit bottoms and Adidas sneakers. I feel it.

  • @MisterPragmatic
    @MisterPragmatic Год назад +34

    After an avatar of the flesh dies.
    Martin: "So what now?"
    John: "Carry on, I guess"
    Is that a carrion pun?!

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze 3 года назад +78

    When he started talking about how the rose must be kept under blinding light I just... they had to have consulted an actual dysmorphic for this one like that hits too close

  • @shroom6145
    @shroom6145 3 года назад +109

    Falling off my chair realising that Alex had to voice both Jared and Martin

  • @forgottenmachine806
    @forgottenmachine806 3 года назад +132

    My meat man is just gardening why did they have to do him like this

  • @conibal5045
    @conibal5045 3 года назад +219

    okay its definitely starting to feel like the fears are sliding into each other, like the burning house had mentions of toxic and mold, last episode gave me serious stranger/spiral vibes and this one also mentions mold and corruption again. idk what that means but i sure noticed it

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 3 года назад +48

      My guess is, the closer to The Penopticon they get, the less distinct the lines between the fears become. They start to blend together more and more as they approach the center of it all, as it were. But that’s just a theory at the moment. 😊

    • @riversrieds5247
      @riversrieds5247 3 года назад +7

      @@TheNitpickChick but that's just a theory! A TMA theory! ( I couldn't help myself sorry😔)

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 года назад +35

      Well, remember that there aren't distinct boundaries for the Fears. There are bits where they blend and mix and create all these beautiful new horrors. Most of the statements this season are all Extinction flavoured as well.

    • @imchoosingnottoexist6894
      @imchoosingnottoexist6894 2 года назад +15

      I think that when the fears don't have to fight for dominance the distinctions matter less and less

    • @danielocegueda5513
      @danielocegueda5513 4 месяца назад +1

      NotThem's domain gave off Slaughter vibes, fearing that at any moment those around you will descend upon you and tear "you" apart

  • @philippak7726
    @philippak7726 2 года назад +36

    fun fact, the song being whistled at the start is called "English Country Garden"

  • @frontalbackstab
    @frontalbackstab 3 года назад +259

    This episode hit me quite hard. I was working out while listening.
    I'm definitely a gristle bloom orchid.

    • @ursulaj9620
      @ursulaj9620 3 года назад +5

      saaamee omg

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 года назад +14

      My chronic illness makes me a lilly

    • @xxsdelphia
      @xxsdelphia 2 года назад +8

      tag yourself i’m a bonerow
      edit: bone rose. bone rose. it’s called a bone rose. i just read the transcripts

    • @reynaclarke2110
      @reynaclarke2110 2 года назад +4

      @@xxsdelphia im a Cutaway Tulip :)

    • @confused-as-ell
      @confused-as-ell Год назад +3

      i'm a lily of the damned

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork Год назад +52

    I am consistently in awe at Jonny’s creativity writing these. I never would’ve thought of something so devastatingly elegant for the Flesh. I never would’ve thought of a damnation such as this AT ALL. I don’t even know how to compliment it anymore, I feel like all I’ve been doing is commenting my praises of the writing every episode, xD. And Alex voicing Jared as well????? I never would’ve guessed if I hadn’t read a comment about it (I usually don’t stick around for the credits). That is some INCREDIBLE voice acting range.

  • @AmazingAroAce
    @AmazingAroAce 3 года назад +67

    IT GETS ME EVERY TIME HE INTONES "ceaseless watcher" IT GETS ME EVERY TIME its simultaneously so cool and somewhat worrying

  • @bulletmonkeyxp
    @bulletmonkeyxp 2 года назад +19

    "And who's this? Your boyfriend?"
    "Actually yes."
    "Hm"

  • @pestilence.and.plague
    @pestilence.and.plague 2 года назад +45

    I will willingly sell my body to the Flesh just to see a full "Mortal Garden" plant encyclopedia.

  • @gloomysunday9836
    @gloomysunday9836 3 года назад +49

    The bone rose being the forced manifestation of disordered eating... poetic and so harsh in its truth

  • @L_Aster
    @L_Aster 3 года назад +83

    I REALLY want to draw the flowers from this episode, but I doubt I could do them justice

  • @Noah-xc3vd
    @Noah-xc3vd 3 года назад +138

    "It is loved by the hands that tend it, but that love sows only misery and fear.
    It is the worst place that has ever been beautiful, and it should not exist."
    This episode has wonderful imagery, the unsettling description of the garden in such a beautiful and terryfing way, is amazing! I really enjoyed it!
    I actually feared Jared a bit after the first time he was mentioned, don't really understand why, but the thought of malleable bones, made me so uneasy. Yet, as bad as it sounds, I think I actually like Jared's character... him simply being a devoted gardener in the apocalypse is so funny and almost nice!

  • @just.Athena
    @just.Athena 3 года назад +85

    Interesting, Jared didn't seem... to be hurt at all by what Jon did. I wonder why.

    • @scottdick296
      @scottdick296 3 года назад +26

      He's an avatar of meat. I guess getting butchered isn't that big of a deal for him.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 3 года назад +47

      Being butchered is his kink

    • @devaughnp.4721
      @devaughnp.4721 2 года назад +27

      @@emilybarclay8831 there are 2 types of people

  • @frogwithknives3749
    @frogwithknives3749 3 года назад +91

    This reminds me of a short story i wrote when i was ten, about two raccoons who trap their hunter in a giant pit in the earth, bury him, and then use his decomposing body as fertilizer

    • @anromeow
      @anromeow 3 года назад +31

      .... was your ten year old self okay? 😭

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 3 года назад +27

      @@anromeow NOPE! But my english teacher loved it

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 2 года назад +7

      I wanna read that tbh

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 2 года назад +8

      @@macabrecitrus2127 im thinking about remaking it lol

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 2 года назад +12

      @@frogwithknives3749
      Drop a link if you do 👁

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 3 года назад +51

    The idea with the flowers is so unsettling. Great mental picture

  • @io_online
    @io_online 2 года назад +14

    My face everytime that crunch/flesh noise happened:
    ................ ................
    ........0.... ........0..
    .............................

    • @daughtersstormcrow553
      @daughtersstormcrow553 Год назад

      The flesh made that noise as I was reading this and I made that exact same face

  • @JohnSegway-RainingLamppost
    @JohnSegway-RainingLamppost 3 года назад +59

    I do like Jared Hopworth, he's got a air of fair play around him and has a sense of humour, seems almost trustworthy and I do love that voice Alex does for him + the accent, something something pun based around common saying relating to good bones/heart/organs and implying he has many to choose from

  • @teddyincorporated
    @teddyincorporated 3 года назад +70

    I have no idea what Jared said and at this point im too scared to ask

  • @venusthebenus
    @venusthebenus 3 года назад +38

    The one time I don’t read the content warnings IS THE ONE TIME I REALLY REALLY FUCKINF SHOULD HAVE

  • @jonahkaiser5876
    @jonahkaiser5876 3 года назад +60

    still not over the fact that Jared is voiced by Alex
    also the mood and phrasing in this episode kind of reminds me of of Hannibal (the Tv series, naturally). Like ... I know it's awful and wrong and all that ... but it's still beautiful in a fascinating way

    • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
      @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve 3 года назад +8

      Take my like, good sir, for that Hannibal reference. You are absolutely right!

    • @jonahkaiser5876
      @jonahkaiser5876 3 года назад +7

      @@Ace_Up_My_Sleeve one of the best shows out there

    • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
      @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve 3 года назад +8

      @@jonahkaiser5876Preach! Two words: artistic corpses. Beautiful and amazing show.

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 2 года назад +2

      Yeah ! Lots of Hannibal vibes ! Dr Lecter would be proud !
      He would probably be a Flesh ruler too lol (and Will a Slaughter one ?)

    • @nirvanaclimo7386
      @nirvanaclimo7386 Месяц назад

      ​@@macabrecitrus2127 I know this was 2 years ago, but Will could also very well be the Eye with all his understanding through empathy

  • @katg5746
    @katg5746 Год назад +7

    I feel like Jared would enjoy feeling what he puts everyone else through

  • @nope84
    @nope84 2 года назад +13

    WHY DID I BRIEFLY THINK THE TITLE SAID “ THE GENDER” ALDKFJJDJ

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 3 года назад +29

    I didn't see a body image episode coming when we got to the domain of The Flesh but by god it a) made sense and b) hit hard.

  • @r_r9894
    @r_r9894 Год назад +9

    the writing for the ed/body dysphoria plants is really well done. the lily of the damned is my favorite..
    "spirituality, afterlife, transhumanism, religion. all must be roundly dismissed or mocked" ouch :(

  • @jedimoon22
    @jedimoon22 3 года назад +51

    Any time Jared shows up I have to turn on captions otherwise I can't understand a word he's saying :/

  • @maxmanning9301
    @maxmanning9301 Год назад +13

    As a fan of both horror and gore, as well as a fan of morbid art, I love this episode. The prompts these create are amazing

  • @missep1830
    @missep1830 2 года назад +15

    Martin's "ooooohkay" when Jared got up makes me super want to see what was going on lol

  • @noleeresto3473
    @noleeresto3473 3 года назад +85

    Jared's voice always creeps me out

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 3 года назад +17

      Can’t believe he and Martin are the same person

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 3 года назад +4

      I can't understand him very well tbh

  • @madam-mint
    @madam-mint 2 года назад +11

    This episode is so friggin warped. It’s brilliant. Even the minor characters, the people groaning in the background, they really do sound like they’re being twisted into inhuman shapes. Also I heard somewhere that Alex does Jared’s voice without any effects added. Huh.

  • @kingofpoliwhirls7464
    @kingofpoliwhirls7464 2 года назад +14

    This is definitely an interesting one. First off, the knowledge that The Flesh feeds on Body-Image issues is an interesting note that I'm sure most of us didn't realize. Secondly, Jared has always been one of my favorite avatars, primarily because of the whole aesthetic behind his powers. . . It almost felt like he was happy at the end. Unlike any of the others that John has smited before, there was no screaming, no cursing or pain. There were really only a small grunt of pain; I honestly want to believe that, even as the terror of his victims flowed through him, Jared still *enjoyed* it.

  • @renatamanzano6335
    @renatamanzano6335 3 года назад +33

    In these episodes I really need the person that transcribes the audio, damn... Jared's so hard to understand sometimes

  • @excusemeprincess8252
    @excusemeprincess8252 4 месяца назад +3

    I think this is officially my favourite episode of the Magnus archives ngl

  • @michaelheere2812
    @michaelheere2812 3 года назад +32

    3:25 for the iconic line

  • @sparkledwater5545
    @sparkledwater5545 5 месяцев назад +3

    This episode will always leave such an impression with me. The concept alone, a garden and flowers as analogies for different types of body disphoria, culmination tips ffs, and the description are so accurate and poetic. It all really drives home the point of the horror pf having a body but also the beauty that comes with it. Jaw is on the floor etc etc

  • @thatoneguy8521
    @thatoneguy8521 Год назад +10

    The vile fact that I got an Arby's commercial before this

  • @Sxcheschka
    @Sxcheschka 3 года назад +18

    Jared Hopworth would have made a great Sarkhic Priest

  • @jydeosaure6564
    @jydeosaure6564 3 года назад +19

    I would love to see all the magnus archive episodes animated, the way that everything is described is increadible

  • @starsareglowing
    @starsareglowing 3 года назад +22

    ooh this one definitely hurt but the way the imagery was described was just,, yeah wow

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 2 года назад +10

    Oh hey! The Garden of my Insecurity! N e a t

  • @Vernrot
    @Vernrot 2 года назад +10

    well! i wasn’t expecting to be emotionally eviscerated by a meat flower today but yknow

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 5 месяцев назад +4

    Jared: Who's this, your boyfriend?
    Jon: Yes actually :)
    Jared:...
    Jared: I'm not really sure where to go with that.

  • @knightlyblues4050
    @knightlyblues4050 Год назад +12

    Oh thank god, I was getting SO NERVOUS for the Flesh episode because I thought it'd be like overly meat-y or farm like with its sound effects. Not to say I'm comfortable with the... garden, but it's not what I expected!!!
    I also like how Jared immediately gets shut down with the jab boyfriend joke. Like a Total Dude Gym Bro (tm) REALLY doesn't know how to respond when his offensive joke gets responded to with genuinity.

  • @k0rny672
    @k0rny672 3 года назад +14

    and this is why you read warnings in the desc

  • @Sxcheschka
    @Sxcheschka 3 года назад +9

    something i just realized, all the people of influence marked by the powers that be, basically have their own corrupted versions of the Kekkei Genkai.

  • @1ntangibl384
    @1ntangibl384 Год назад +6

    im just imagining jared key just sitting in a rocking chair made of bones while jon reads out human plant cultivation notes

  • @doctordisco5814
    @doctordisco5814 Год назад +8

    Cottagecore more like CottageGore

  • @tylerjseph2547
    @tylerjseph2547 Месяц назад +1

    This episode is..... creatively terrifying. And also Jon saying that Martin is his boyfriend just made my day.

  • @ShadowyKatz
    @ShadowyKatz 3 года назад +31

    I just gotta say, I thought the Flesh would be another gross episode, I'm glad it's not.

  • @jazz_intown4723
    @jazz_intown4723 2 года назад +10

    The bone rose hits too close home

  • @Drak_buddy
    @Drak_buddy 9 месяцев назад +3

    “Who is this? Your boyfriend?”
    “Yes actually”
    “Oh”

  • @casvirgile
    @casvirgile Месяц назад +1

    I like to think Jared is happily sitting there all :3 and taking notes listening to Jon while Martin stands beside utterly appalled lmao

  • @tadasuko8935
    @tadasuko8935 Год назад +4

    This is up there with The Piper as one of my favorite episodes.

  • @alphalilly8207
    @alphalilly8207 2 года назад +5

    *Laughs in All Tomorrows*

  • @cherrisoda892
    @cherrisoda892 2 года назад +5

    Out of everything in this series I’m honestly fine with this one, i wanna be a pretty flower

  • @BrawnyBuddha
    @BrawnyBuddha Год назад +5

    I'd love Jonathan to explain the theories about The Nether in Minecraft.

  • @ursulaj9620
    @ursulaj9620 3 года назад +12

    Not me listening to this while working out 0_0

  • @jamdeluxe7456
    @jamdeluxe7456 Год назад +5

    “your boyfriend?”
    “uh-“
    “yes, actually…”
    “…oh”

  • @somnia268
    @somnia268 10 месяцев назад +3

    not big man jared growing a little garden in his post apocalyptic domain

  • @danielocegueda5513
    @danielocegueda5513 4 месяца назад +2

    Translating from an animalistic to a human fear has had an interesting effect on the Flesh, similar to the hunt. Though I suppose the similarity should make sense considering they themselves are meant to be complimentary fears

  • @MisterColeman
    @MisterColeman 7 дней назад

    I was once told that everyone has at least one episode that really gets to them. That they can't get out of their head. After 170 episodes I thought, "Maybe not everyone, none of these bother me that much." I was wrong. This one is it. This is my hole. Well done you monsters.

  • @starsareglowing
    @starsareglowing 3 года назад +8

    it's been almost a month since i listened to this episode and i still can't stop thinking about it

  • @fridaespinosa7387
    @fridaespinosa7387 2 года назад +10

    Hannibal Lecter liked this

  • @thoughtsfromnobody1845
    @thoughtsfromnobody1845 Год назад +3

    I listen to these while working out.
    Struck a little true
    In the best shape of my life but the more I work out, the more I see the flaws that just need me to push myself just a little harder to remove.

  • @zeynep0910
    @zeynep0910 2 года назад +7

    okay the writing has always been good but jesus season 5 is on another level

  • @jamesmortimer4016
    @jamesmortimer4016 3 года назад +19

    Hi Alex!

  • @PeoplesRepublicNewSilesia
    @PeoplesRepublicNewSilesia 3 месяца назад +2

    What a terrible day to have a mind's eye

  • @toulouse7436
    @toulouse7436 6 месяцев назад +1

    this was the first episode that i genuinely had to step away from in the middle. my day be so fine and then boom bone rose.