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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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Congratulations Asmon. You should embrace the fact that you've become a vtuber harem protagonist in the flesh at this point.
somebody needs to make an anime
"The day i reincarnated as a twitch streamer and now everyone loves me"
@@rexxflash6112who wouldn’t
BROOOOOOOO......The taming of Asmond. There ya to artists....I did my part to contribute lol. GIT ON IT!!!
Now we only need to isekai them all with a coordinated truck-kun strike.
I love the slow panic of realizing that his primary weapon for bug killing is gone
The flies took it.
@@Cowboyking92 😟
One day we see them come up with it behind him and take their revenge.
Bugs ninja’d his BiS
Flies: WE GOT HIS TRUMP CARD BOISSSS
"I will regrow Asmon's hair with the power of love" - Yep....definitely an avid Asmon fan. She recited the creed.
She's beginning to believe
The ancient texts dating back centuries are finally starting to come to fruition… A new age is upon us…
"A fox is basically a spicy cat" 🤣
That one blasted my sides into orbit.
Foxes are dog hardware running on cat software.
FubukiCry
Asmon, please listen, this is extremely important, do not fall for this trap under any circumstances, these are two big black men with voice changers, never agree to go on dates with vtubers, worst mistake of my life
@@imaforceanature7297 ayo both yal comments 😭
@@croc_moat2327 lmfao
“He can kill all my bugs for me”
With no emotion- “that’s actually true, I have this electric fly swatter…”
I wanted to see what it looked like. I imagined a regular fly swatter glowing & crackling with electricity
He's answering like he's talking to a news reporter.
@@PurifyWithLight Probably one of those that look like a toy tennis racquet.
Actually, the vacuum cleaner belongs to the dorm so I don't even have that
wich is actually a salt shotgun lol.
"A fox is basically the same as a cat" *angry Fubuki noises*
Yep and a bunny girl is the underdog winner when the anthro war is over.
@@v.emiltheii-nd.8094don't underestimate the bunny girls.
@@riskvideos They gonna wreck you hard-peko!
@@riskvideos Bunny girls are insane for real.
Don't give Pippa, Pekora or Punkalopi anything resembling a weapon. They know how to use them.
Those Rats are scary. @@DarkThunderism
Finally, his charming personality has started to shine through the cracks of his pestilence armor
(Edit) Thanks for the likes bros. Asmon dating a VTuber would probably be the best outcome tbh
Pestilence Armor: +10 Charisma, -20 Attraction opinion, -5 Health
@@Severus_Majustus +80 Poison and Disease resistance.
@@Severus_Majustus +10 Charisma, but you roll disadvantage on all persuasion checks.
@@Severus_Majustus -1 HP per second if not consuming chemically enhanced potions, + 1HP per second if consuming chemically enhanced potions
His armor has +100 tooth decay
Sometimes I feel like Asmon himself don't know how popular he is
He's the best bum in the entire world, I love him
He knows
Top 10 streamer btw EZ
He's just always in character, he said it himself never break character.
@@ericc2530 I mean no point in working on separating your work self from your real self. Just do you the whole time so you don't have to think about it.
Comment: Asmon doesnt provide a lot of commentary
Asmon: Makes a whole segment an hour long while the video he reacts to is 20 minutes.
It was probably a bait comment
@@dragoon260 Doubt it, in the last few months I saw a lot more hate related comments towards asmon. Some people on his more recent clips and vids even. Usually you see rarely any cause they are burried.
This dude turns 15 min into 50, someone was baiting.
20 didn’t he make a 1 hour and 30 minute one on a 10 minute video💀
I like Asmon and respect most of his takes, yet most of his commentary is something I've heard a hundred times before and with the exception of some life anecdotes or jokes, they don't really add much as a content. I enjoy his react stuff, but they get rather predictable and bland, since he tends to never stray too far from the acceptable. Something outlandish, daring and out there certainly would make his commentary a little more interesting and varied. His takes are just too normie adjacent. That's why people like Pippa been catching my attention recently. That girl has her own moments of bland, sanitary, nothing-takes, but half the time she's just going schizo mode.
One doesn't shower, the other doesn't brush their teeth
Match made in heaven
Ew...
but which one is which
@@minecraftsteve5746 Probably both of them
Both probably don't wash their hands.
Only one of them has desk ketchup though.
Just another reason to love Pippa and her based opinions.
Just don’t let her get too close to a Walmart lol
@@kugelblitzkrieg
...in MineCraft.
This pippa name makes me laugh because in polish thats literally means pu**y lol
@@malborboss Well in Greek It means blowjob
@@malborboss all part of the plan
Well this will be a surprise to her. After how many times she said he would never notice her.
Senpai finally noticed her.
3:20 Love that asmond is so desperate to prove he has an electric fly swatter to win them over.
Shame he can't find it under all those empty chicken nuggets boxes.
It's always when you need it the most
@@Psycorde Something something, the fly nation attacked.
What I love about Asmon's reactions are that he can milk a 30 min video into an hour and a half.
You mean 10mins into 5hr
Not only that, but also make it interesting. There are other people who can stretch reactions that long but they are just boring and you end up skipping or you stop watching altogether. In asmon case commmentary is as interesting as reaction material
if thats not talent, I dont know what it is
@@zefir813 Yong yea for instance. He just repeats everything 4 times to stretch
Pippa - "I can fix him" Asmon - "Yeah, no."😆
Asmon is now on the FBI’s, CIA’s, and ATF’s watchlists for publicly acknowledging Pippa’s existence
pippa is just me off my meds
Auto-banned from all Wallmarts
NOW?
Damn Pippa is based, I listened her Blizzard Rant and it was *chef kiss*
She also sang Rama Rama for Mister Metokur. That alone makes her based af
@Grant Shearer dude what???
I gotta hear that now!
You guys remember when she made fun of Ethan Ralph, and then continued to do so through a Kahoot quiz after Fishman said to stop?
Or when she went behind her management's back to be on Metokur's last stream because "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask to permission."
Unbelievably based.
@@grantshearer5615 Pippa Pits stream at 200k.
@@Finnboy-ml5jv lol you either dont know what that word means or are unfamiliar with Jim
i love that the chat's IMMEDIATE assumption upon seeing that Asmon could not locate the fly swatter was that the flies must have taken it lmao
Pippa and Kirsche getting noticed by their favorite streamer, love to see it.
I really hope both of them see this vid. This was funnier than i expected it to be.
Share it to them like the rest of us
now the only thing I'm hoping for is a back-and-forth reaction to see their responses, possibly a collab
Pippa has seen it, tweeted bout it today lol
Kirsche's previous tream on Twitch yesterday was about her watching this vid and thirsting for Asmond for an hour.
@@JimmyCougar I kinda want to see that xD
Asmon can go from what I refer to as “bro mode” to “introspective thoughtful mode” and its funny and attractive 🤷🏽♀️ can’t blame a girl for falling for it lol
@Markyou are pulling a Tate here. yes theres golddiggers, but that doesnt mean that OP's reaction isnt valid or imply she is a golddigger. The response you gave is just sour. My partner has this exact same personality trait and I love it to bits. It is what I appreciate in Asmon as well. Bro mode as default mode, but when push comes to shove and its needed , theres a brain in there. A thoughtful one, thinking before they blurt out and having decent stances. Regardless if you agree or disagree with their opinion.
Most people have something you can find attractive about them. Some negatives block those things out but everyone is different in what they can tolerate.
Agreed
@Mark yeah dead wrong my dude. i like how he does as she described, even though it doesnt make me "attracted" to him. its a good quality to be relaxed and having fun, but immediately get serious if needed.
@Mark there are tons of RUclipsrs and twitch streamers that fall in this category. why say asmon specifically and not someone like Hasan who's conventionally attractive? probably cuz they don't like his videos / personality. if they're saying they like asmon then it's obviously because they like his personality. money is good but this is all hypothetical, they know they can't get him anyway which means they're being sincere
Pippa is gonna freak at this. Looking forward to the clip
How old are you? Just wondering.
@@DaveZee823 the better question to ask is how severe the autism and loneliness is for anyone who unironically watches vtubers
@@DaveZee823 25? Why did you need to know that?
@@DaveZee823cringe comment history
@@Rokomarn Cringe stalker alert!
The funny pink rabbit got recognized by her favorite fleshtuber oshi, this truly is the year of the rabbit.
A collab would be amazing, Pippa's a riot.
A colab would be amazing, Pippa started the LA riots on April 29th, 1992*
A correction of your sentence xD
Do people forget that he literally was on stream with one of the most viewed Vtubers on the internet for an interview?
That Miko stream was amazong too
@@GaMeRfReAkLIVE...I thought you meant Sakura Miko. Now, I'm disappointed.
He was good there. Charming even. Kinda wierded out tbh. 😂😂
as one of the 2% of girls who still watch him, i can see what they see in him. I don't necessarily also want to be all over him but it makes sense why some girls would be into him.
Yeah it's called celebrity status. Where a bunch of people are throwing themselves at a person. And said person looks more attractive.
( You see this in shows where the main character has that side character/s whose only trait is they wanna bang/be in a relationship with the main character.)
Similar to when companies have other companies pump stocks to get people to invest.
Money + Fame. Is it not obvious?
You peeps that answer "money+fame" as the only possible option are kinda sad. Get out, actually interact with women and see that they are humans too.
@@revdarian Been there done that. One wanted me to abuse her. The other wanted me to do whatever she said like I was a dog.
@@daviouscram2101 so your source is...tv show stereotypes? mk
I'm actually surprised Pippa was mention, kinda collab that I'll never see happening.
I only found her recently too, and honestly after this take, she ought to be my fav Vtuber
@@dirkdiggler5581 didn't matter if she's a he, could be a good bro too
@@dirkdiggler5581 Pippa showed feet pics, doesn't matter if she's a bro, she's a real one
@@JGDawg1 wait what
@@debatinghealer And I'm saying it literally doesnt matter. You give your feet pics live, you're a damn God
you dont have to expose yourself like that mate.
look at his face when they said im gunna be his queen
The funni number, i must not like.
Watching Asmon try not to blush for 11min is pure gold XD!!!
He almost lost at 1:40 🤣
Is this what Twitter Stan culture feels like? For some reason I am unhealthily invested in seeing Asmon's love life flourish.
Twitter Stan culture is toxic and rots brains. My ex would do it.
I just think that he doesn't fully understand the how the Vtuber community works. I wouldn't call all of them simps. Their are some but alot of them especially the foreign fans just want to support their favorite entertainers. Alot of them are really talented people who can either Sing, Dance, Draw or just have that quirky personality that makes you laugh.
Cant belive she actually made it bros, finaly noticed by her oshi
It's finally happened, she has been noticed.
If you like real girls more than Anime girls that means you didn't find a Vtuber for yourself yet
You can't like both?
@@riskvideos You can only like anime girls.
you can enjoy both vtubers are people
It’s not as uncommon as you’d think, Vtubers simping for someone. Heck, Death simps for Penguin0, and Connor is out collecting Vtubers like a Pokémon trainer.
Gotta catch em all!
That might actually be the first time I’ve seen someone volunteer to be the maid of a Goblin King
Would love to see Asmon talk to some more vtubers, like I remember Vesper Noir of Holostars English mentioning that he liked watching Asmon.
Asmon is pretty well known and liked by some prominent V-Tubers like IronMouse, Silvervale, Saruei, and even Pekora
Pippa is amazing
A collab in between you two would actually be amazing
In the span of less than a month, Pippa has been passed the torch by Mister Metokur and also decided she wants to date Asmon. Two bizarre worlds colliding is great.
Two worlds collide rival nation
And raided the stream of a guy known for making Berserk videos.
Mister Metokur is King. Long live the sweetie squad
@residentidiot5998 who?
I want everyone to watch this and realize: Being true to yourself and NOT desperately trying find a mate/partner/whatever is usually when you find the most important/loving people in your life. Seriously.
Two call him daddy, one calls him papa, now we need an Unkle Asmon
Watching Asmon almost get choked up reading someone call him Goblin King as praise brought a tear to my eye.
Glad my girl Pippa is getting the fame and recognition she deserves!
This mans charming people coast to coast. You dropped this Goblin King 👑
Overseas and coast to coast.
@@liesandy291 Is Pippa in a diff country?!?!? This man's charm is goin GLOBAL baby!!!
@@kamikazeeOG
Nah, but one could argue that he charmed the War-criminal rabbit.
Can't believe he didn't click the 30 minute pippa based compilation in the reccomendeds
"we need giga milkers"
He's never heard of "oppai Loli". Lucky him
So he’s the main character huh? And this is where his harem begins. Can’t believe I was just a side character this whole time, if even that.
Lmao, him realizing his electric fly swatter was gone was just like a cave troll finding out his treasure was stolen
Based rabbit, she'll probably sperg out and start rambling about glowies if she meets asmon, though
Pretending that isn't what everyone wants to see.
Asmon was an AI-generated Vtuber all along
Bug killing in exchange for cleaning fast food cups is the foundation of a good relationship.
you are now an anime protagonist asmon
a HAREM protagonist.
He has a Vtuber daughter (kasii)
he has SEVERAL Vtubers pining for him!
Bro is winning life XD
The power of love will give asmongold his golden mane once again
WE ON THE MAIN FUCKIN CHANNEL, WE WON BOYS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I for one am glad that Asmongold is apparently a lot smarter than he appears to be.
Your original Dark Souls playthrough was one of the first videos I watched of yours and it was this year. It was so entertaining. Thank you for that. haha
Pipa finally noticed by her beloved oshi. 👏👏👏
Already was, sadly he no longer streams due to super aids.
@IceChillxen Jimothy Patio-Furniture, best 4 out of 5.
The power of love cures baldness?
Fuck so I do need a gf.
1:20
Asmongold is like Les Claypool and Primus
In the beginning of a Primus concert everyone starts chanting "PRIMUS SUCKS PRIMUS SUCKS PRIMUS SUCKS" and then they start cheering lol
You get clickbaited by something (in this case, a cute anime girl). You stay for the personality and content. Same as any other streamer.
Do a collaboration with these two!
ALL PRAISE THE GOBLIN KING!
HE IS THE KING! HE BE GOBLIN ZOME ZOBLIN AND GNOBBLIN BOBBLIN! ASMONGOLD BALD! :)
I liked when asmon went goblin mode and goblind all over em
Pippa is asleep, she’s gonna freak
Hopefully they both collab we love pippa
Asmon reacts to content like no one else. My man will watch ten seconds of a clip and pause to talk about those ten seconds for three minutes
First Pekora gives a shoutout, now Pippa wants to date him... Our boi Asmon attracts bunny girls with squeeky laughs.
Pekora gave him a shoutout? Dam gotta go see that clip
@@blaziken38 Yes, back when she tried FFXIV she mentioned that she saw a clip of 'Asmon-san' playing the game with a lot of people gathered around his character. That was a pleasant surprise.
Wait until he finds out about bao
Honestly i don't play any of the games Asmond plays/reacts to besides Genshin, however i can say his personality and just general appearance is what's kept me around :). I find him very entertaining. Thank you Asmond for continuing to make content and be yourself
"A fox is basically a spicy cat"
Fubuki in shambles
Considering that one of the girls in this discussion at one point a) had so much mold in her room, it was starting uncomfortable to breathe there, b) had a dedicated vomit drawer, this is not exactly surprising.
I remember a clip of Silvervale when Asmon popped into her stream as a viewer and she fangirled
Window shopping intensifies.
Asmon is perfect man. Plays all day but makes also money enough to live freely. He is clearly wise and knowledgeable about many things + seeks info and listens others opinions but does not give up on his own views without reason. He is a man you can argue with about many things and eventually find the balance and compromise as long as both have good points.
If I would live with him, we would prolly game all day and do as we please. I would not ask him to change or do things he don't want to as I would not do things I don't want to.
However I am transwoman which is something he would not be fine with which is 100% understandable :D Also got a bf already whom I love. What I am saying is that all jokes aside etc, Asmon is a catch as long as you understand his way of living and let him live as he pleases. Helps alot if you live similar life already.
"The people that watch vtubers are the biggest simps."
True. Although I watch vtubers purely for entertainment (and never spent money on it), there can be some really "heavily invested" people out there... but that applies to IRL streamers too.
2:18 yup, aaa yup that's about right
Asmon's MC moment, totally oblivious of his harem
I just started getting into Pippa a week and a half ago and seeing Asmon and her collide is a pleasant surprise.
I can't wait until asmon turns his journey to find love into content, that would be peak
Asmon already has a computer and knows where the local Wendy's is.
@@daviouscram2101 LMAO
Well damn I guess life has its ways for all of us
Life... uh... finds a way...
This is inspiring
As a vtuber fan i concur that yes there alot of giga simps and they do get offended by even the little of things you say about their oshi. Mind not all of us but enough that its noticeable like we are close to being as bad as k pop stans...almost.
@@keystrix3704 Oh for sure but its just comes a point when you're so big even if u bash those people they will still act a fool.
Just look at fans of male NijisanjiEN. They are practically indistinguishable from K-Pop stans.
@@keystrix3704 Even Pippa still got some flak when she collabed with Merry. Not cause of Merry, but cause he was a M-M-MALE. Sometimes you gotta filter out the crab bucket more often than you'd think.
Asmon is a good guy :D
Greetings from Puerto Rico to everyone! Hope you all have a great night.
Kirsche going into battle with Potionsellers "strongest" cursebreaking potions
Asmongold is Isekai ojisan in the flesh and you can't convince me otherwise.
As a chronic watcher of the Vtuber Asmongold, I concur with everything said in this video.
I hope Asmon reacts to Pippa making fun of Ethan Ralph someday. LOL
i love old dark souls playthroughs ty i'll give it a view and a like. me personally i love whatever that starting class is with the battle axe and i play that exclusively as a quality build and upgrade all the starting gear
I'm waiting for someone to make asmon's wow character into a vtube model and have him stream like that.
THis dude has rizzed up more vtubers without doing anything.
First Soda, now Asmon Aware
I respect that fact that Asmond calls himself out without hesitation. And it happened multiple times in one video 😂. Also ya, sure. He like’s to make commentary. (For the record I like it). But he shares his sauce with the viewer. So you can just watch the original first then watch him if it bothers you that much.
man this sure is something to see after finishing assigments.
A turtle has approved this date
Fancy seeing you here
I love the youtubers getting their vtuber familiars tbh its like a badge of honor.🤣
This is fake news, Ghostpolitics is already Pippa's husbando.
Asmon realizing how down bad we are for him is just 💀
Asmon has too much RIZZ
Bro, the SIMPS in her comments section jealous OMG that's HILARIOUS. Nothing better than seeing Losers rage on the keyboard for a virtual character.
Damn he needs to see pippa vs blizzard clip that shit was good
OMG it's happening!!! Will Pippa get her wish???
watching Pippa's comment section mald over this is hilarious
They should link her Blizzard and Lost Ark rants
I went back and rewatched that 1st DS1 Playthrough; can confirm, Ice Cold IQ.