I delivered a jacuzzi to Linda luzardi in the late 80s with my dad. I had to bunk school to give him a lift. She made us a cup of tea. Bit on milky side and weak as piss.. . I'll stick the details in a book maybe.
I remember Cheryl Baker from bucks fizz admitting on one of those "worst tv shows ever" things on channel 5 she made her whole story up. Iirc she said "Come on my parents were Joseph and Mary. I couldn't have been more obvious I was lying if I tried". She also said she kept laughing at the silly voice the hypnotist kept doing.
One of the best, and most succinct summaries of "Past Life Regression" I've ever heard @0:54 "a scientific tool regression that allows people to remember things they've seen in movies, putting everyone in medieval Britain or ancient Rome & never some obscure Turkish Hamlet they've no cultural knowledge of!"
The voice of the hypnotist reminds me of a voice Alan Partridge did on the radio version of Knowing Me, Knowing You when put under hypnosis. Coogan was doing it for comedy reasons but I’ve no idea why she’s doing it!
Would love seeing one where the celebrity regresses into a past life and is like "actually everything's grand, happily married, three kids all happy and healthy and survived into adulthood with kids of their own".
Until you mentioned it I thought you were doing the pan and scan focuses for laughs. Also The Good Life theme was so well placed I almost choked on my non-organic pizza.
The thing that I found difficult to grasp during the This Morning scandal; Schofield was described as having great power and influence at ITV. So how did he come from being so hard up for work, that he accepts jobs like this and Talking telephone numbers etc, to the evil overlord of ITV daytime? 😂❤
Aww, I gave you a sympathy like!! If John Barrowman remembers his past clown life so well surely the least he’d remember is a few words of Romanian? I remember seeing this before with Eddie Large claiming he was a Scotsman called Jock and giving the most vague details possible.
Who could have predicted that, in a distant previous life, Eddie Large was....benny off of Crossroads.... I seem to remember him believing he was a Scottish child soldier called "Wee Jimmy" or some such. This series did genuinely inspire me to try and blag a session of "past life regression therapy." Though I soon binned the idea upon seeing that all the websites for PLRT 'experts' carried "no money back if it doesn't work" caveats. At least booze and drugs work every time.
Can’t remember if it was on TV Burp or Screenwipe or something else, but I can remember the hypnotist asking him where a particular battle was taking place: “Some field. They always pick a massive field for battles.” Never let anyone say he wasn’t a comedy genius. 😅
He said he’d been a Scottish soldier and she asked him what he was wearing. “A kilt....” And what’s your name? “Jock....” Can remember it because I creased up laughing at that point
I unironically love Shaun Williamson giving it the full beans with his rendition of Labi Siffre's "something inside so strong" at that lawn green bowls championship. He's putting his whole heart into that anti-apartheid/pro-gay rights anthem and his audience couldn't care less (that's presuming they even bothered to switch on their hearing aids).
Listened to his interview on the Richard Herring pod. The first bit was the standard fare but as he relaxed into it he admitted he does stuff for shits and giggles. If it's going to be a new experience, he's up for it. The narrowboat show he did, what made him say yes was being offered the chance to spend time with Lionel Blair and Anita Harris. Seems like a genuinely nice bloke once you get past the facade.
I could never watch anything like this with a straight face. It's all a load of cobblers, but then what do we expect from the mainstream of television known as ITV.
It's your sense of humour that has me crying with laughter,you get it just right,hit it at the perfect time.. Thanks for the laughs,stay safe & take care 🤘🏻🤣🤘🏻🤣
I detest TV hypnotheapists. At best, it's unbelievable bollocks; at worst, it's exploiting people who are grieving for lost loved ones. "Calming voice" 13:28 I don't think I'd be able to relax as I'd be constantly trying to suppress a laugh or really tense as her voice is like nails down a blackboard. Do they hynotise Scofe, and in a past life, he's a nonce?
The Toyah one was too embarrassing to watch. She recounted an exact story from a rubbish film she had "starred" in and they somehow concluded this "might" have had been an influence on the outcome of their scientific experiment into re-incarnation.
The celebrity regressions are like a proto-version of the kind of leading discussions I have with AI chat bots. Only instead of talking about dead children, it usually ends with everyone kissing.
Also, props to Linda Lusardi for having her feet somewhat on the ground in the wrap up section of that ridiculous show. (But I also imagine all the celebs in the dressing room waiting to go into the room for their session and talking about what they are going to make up when on the couch, with one saying "I'm gonna talk about having loads of dead babies" and then unfortunately all the others all thinking that was a good idea and doing the same thing! If that's the case, then Anneka Rice becomes the best figure on the show, for doing her gender-bending riff!)
Uri Geller has more captions than any man, he’ll do anything including bending the wallets of gullible TV producers. That joke doesn’t quite work but I tried!
Dangling something over Linda’s chest whilst asking what she’s wearing, is it? Also, was ‘got it caught in a mangle’ a reference to Joe from Neighbour’s?
@@StuartMillard plot twist - you ARE Paul Miller, and we are living in a Paul Miller infused fever dream. PS I would like to humbly request a review of the Concert For Diana from 2007, with particular focus on Puff Daddy’s and Ricky Gervais’ car crash (pun intended) performances. It was essentially a variety show and could serve as a nice follow up to the It’s A Royal Knockout video, as the Royal Family’s most ill-advised, embarrassing 21st century cultural faux pas.
My only fear of death is reincarnation, one because i really don't want to come back here and do it again the first time is bad enough 😂 secondly and most importantly it's not you is it and that new person will never know, you essential stop existing 😂
I don't know if this hypnotist has the most annoying voice I've ever heard, but she's certainly a good contender. It's not a "hypnotic, calming voice", it's a voice that makes me want to punch something. Also, at 13:50 I thought you'd switched her out with Phoebe from Friends as a joke.
Here's the other hayfever voiceover. Enjoy!
When I saw Schofield on the thumbnail this jumped to the front of my queue
same here lol 😅🤣😆
wait... mr edwards is next.
The theme from The Good Life playing while Linda Lusardi relives a past life trauma was brilliant.
It's a well known fact that dying of bubonic fucking plague was "nice."
Not my easiest wank.
Lucky her, and men in the eighties (I suppose), before they banned page 3. She had the ruddy good life, and no black boils at all!
I delivered a jacuzzi to Linda luzardi in the late 80s with my dad. I had to bunk school to give him a lift. She made us a cup of tea. Bit on milky side and weak as piss.. . I'll stick the details in a book maybe.
@@kupus6622 The boyginal fluid?
"the sing song voice of a dial up modem talking to a stranger's puppy" 😂😂😂
IMMACULATE
I remember Cheryl Baker from bucks fizz admitting on one of those "worst tv shows ever" things on channel 5 she made her whole story up. Iirc she said "Come on my parents were Joseph and Mary. I couldn't have been more obvious I was lying if I tried". She also said she kept laughing at the silly voice the hypnotist kept doing.
Another reason to love Cheryl Baker.❤
She knew a thing or two about The Land of Make Believe.
@@Ceej_MM top comment right there!
@@Ceej_MM In the lyrics of Making Your Mind Up:
🎵Don't let your indecision/Take you from behind🎵 Crikey. Bit rude!
"I CANT MAKE THEM LAUGH!!!"
🤣🤣
The appearance of Uri Geller immediately discredits any paranormal programme. Such is his power!
One of the best, and most succinct summaries of "Past Life Regression" I've ever heard
@0:54 "a scientific tool regression that allows people to remember things they've seen in movies, putting everyone in medieval Britain or ancient Rome & never some obscure Turkish Hamlet they've no cultural knowledge of!"
I've met people who watch ITV. It's impossible to reach them.
Maybe they had taste in a former life?
Michael Barrymore's past lives: dropped a bomb on Hiroshima with such glee that he literally rode it on its descent.
Crabs there an all
There's a woman who serves at the local supermarket who speaks in that hypnotists voice THE ENTIRE TIME.
I'd literally rather starve.
That's what the self-service robot voice sounded like in Sainsbury's until they changed it recently.
"Do you want a receipt?"
The voice of the hypnotist reminds me of a voice Alan Partridge did on the radio version of Knowing Me, Knowing You when put under hypnosis. Coogan was doing it for comedy reasons but I’ve no idea why she’s doing it!
"Smelly Alan Fartridge" 🤣
Would love seeing one where the celebrity regresses into a past life and is like "actually everything's grand, happily married, three kids all happy and healthy and survived into adulthood with kids of their own".
Until you mentioned it I thought you were doing the pan and scan focuses for laughs. Also The Good Life theme was so well placed I almost choked on my non-organic pizza.
god, the hypnotist's voice makes my teeth itch, patronised into a previous life
John Barrowman’s nonsense sounds vaguely like Robin from Batman’s backstory. 😂
The thing that I found difficult to grasp during the This Morning scandal; Schofield was described as having great power and influence at ITV. So how did he come from being so hard up for work, that he accepts jobs like this and Talking telephone numbers etc, to the evil overlord of ITV daytime? 😂❤
In a word, wanton, shameless greed, which cuts to the very heart of the man, I think.
Gordon the Gopher raided his bank account and was last seen heading to Thailand.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
If there is such a thing as reincarnation knowing my luck i will come back as myself.
Well, you were a mouse in my childhood.
Alright there Rodney lol 😂
Aww, I gave you a sympathy like!! If John Barrowman remembers his past clown life so well surely the least he’d remember is a few words of Romanian? I remember seeing this before with Eddie Large claiming he was a Scotsman called Jock and giving the most vague details possible.
Barry is extracting the absolute Michael here while Melinda is sporting a haircut from a previous life.
Who could have predicted that, in a distant previous life, Eddie Large was....benny off of Crossroads.... I seem to remember him believing he was a Scottish child soldier called "Wee Jimmy" or some such. This series did genuinely inspire me to try and blag a session of "past life regression therapy." Though I soon binned the idea upon seeing that all the websites for PLRT 'experts' carried "no money back if it doesn't work" caveats. At least booze and drugs work every time.
Can’t remember if it was on TV Burp or Screenwipe or something else, but I can remember the hypnotist asking him where a particular battle was taking place: “Some field. They always pick a massive field for battles.” Never let anyone say he wasn’t a comedy genius. 😅
He said he’d been a Scottish soldier and she asked him what he was wearing.
“A kilt....”
And what’s your name?
“Jock....”
Can remember it because I creased up laughing at that point
Screenwipe definitely. Eddie even managed to still see through Wee Jock's eyes after he had supposedly been killed @@kisbie
I unironically love Shaun Williamson giving it the full beans with his rendition of Labi Siffre's "something inside so strong" at that lawn green bowls championship. He's putting his whole heart into that anti-apartheid/pro-gay rights anthem and his audience couldn't care less (that's presuming they even bothered to switch on their hearing aids).
Listened to his interview on the Richard Herring pod. The first bit was the standard fare but as he relaxed into it he admitted he does stuff for shits and giggles. If it's going to be a new experience, he's up for it. The narrowboat show he did, what made him say yes was being offered the chance to spend time with Lionel Blair and Anita Harris. Seems like a genuinely nice bloke once you get past the facade.
This really is one of the best you’ve done. I was pissing myself all the way through this one 😂
the female hypnotists tone of voice throughout this show reminds me of caius tiddlius from the 12 tasks of asterix film
Love an Asterix reference
The whole ‘person with a dramatic voice guiding people through fantasies’ thing reminds me of Knightmare.
I could never watch anything like this with a straight face. It's all a load of cobblers, but then what do we expect from the mainstream of television known as ITV.
Love your videos and the 'zoom' bit was an unexpected bonus.
It's your sense of humour that has me crying with laughter,you get it just right,hit it at the perfect time..
Thanks for the laughs,stay safe & take care 🤘🏻🤣🤘🏻🤣
Your Harold Bishop was spot on
The celebs on the couch talking, remind me of Sams predicament in Quantum Leap episode Shock Theatre
I've just realised that Uri 'the bender' Geller sounds just like Xerxes from 300 but 4 octaves higher.
I'm late to this video, but I'm going to be laughing for a long, long time to come. Excellent.
14:46, ok Denise best John Hurt as the Elephant Man impression in 3... 2... 1...
What would they do in a show like this and all they said when Hypnotised was like the Plot of Star Wars or some other Movie.
Where's the Eddie Large as Wee Jock the Jacobite one?
The guy in the white shirt a minute in, reminds me of Trevor Cleaver
Highway to Heaven music was sublime
I detest TV hypnotheapists. At best, it's unbelievable bollocks; at worst, it's exploiting people who are grieving for lost loved ones.
"Calming voice" 13:28 I don't think I'd be able to relax as I'd be constantly trying to suppress a laugh or really tense as her voice is like nails down a blackboard.
Do they hynotise Scofe, and in a past life, he's a nonce?
Jack Whitehall was an actor in one of the episodes before he was famous
Did he play an unfunny comedian or a charmless bore. Or both like real life?
@@stephenhough4957 he was a charmless bore that got punched in the face
The Toyah one was too embarrassing to watch. She recounted an exact story from a rubbish film she had "starred" in and they somehow concluded this "might" have had been an influence on the outcome of their scientific experiment into re-incarnation.
The celebrity regressions are like a proto-version of the kind of leading discussions I have with AI chat bots. Only instead of talking about dead children, it usually ends with everyone kissing.
Also, props to Linda Lusardi for having her feet somewhat on the ground in the wrap up section of that ridiculous show.
(But I also imagine all the celebs in the dressing room waiting to go into the room for their session and talking about what they are going to make up when on the couch, with one saying "I'm gonna talk about having loads of dead babies" and then unfortunately all the others all thinking that was a good idea and doing the same thing! If that's the case, then Anneka Rice becomes the best figure on the show, for doing her gender-bending riff!)
Uri Geller has more captions than any man, he’ll do anything including bending the wallets of gullible TV producers. That joke doesn’t quite work but I tried!
Yep, a true con man in every sense
Have you seen the Eddie Large episode of this? I remember his previous life story being pretty rubbish.
Dangling something over Linda’s chest whilst asking what she’s wearing, is it? Also, was ‘got it caught in a mangle’ a reference to Joe from Neighbour’s?
This video is a great exercise in absurdism.
Trash TV Occultism - for when the audience is at its most credulous, and when Mum really needs that bungalow.
I hope I didn't mention anything embarrassing like my knob😅😅😅😅 I rolled around the floor
"Rights for Whites BROTHER" - Hulk Hogan, maybe.
Is that Hocus Pocus music at the start?
Dr Fox was a crab in a previous life
Nice to see road rage killer Tracy Andrews as the hypnotist
Actors will do mostly anything for money. 😂
Stuart, do we know for certain that your's and Paul Miller's lifetimes overlapped? It couldn't be that.......could it?
I know nothing!
Oh no
@@StuartMillard plot twist - you ARE Paul Miller, and we are living in a Paul Miller infused fever dream.
PS I would like to humbly request a review of the Concert For Diana from 2007, with particular focus on Puff Daddy’s and Ricky Gervais’ car crash (pun intended) performances. It was essentially a variety show and could serve as a nice follow up to the It’s A Royal Knockout video, as the Royal Family’s most ill-advised, embarrassing 21st century cultural faux pas.
Well that was fucking depressing
Sinister Schofe 🫣
Linda Lusardi…is that short for sardine?? Don’t tell me, Chris Barrie would be in a palace in Macedonia
My only fear of death is reincarnation, one because i really don't want to come back here and do it again the first time is bad enough 😂 secondly and most importantly it's not you is it and that new person will never know, you essential stop existing 😂
Hysterical
Powerful
That voice is certainly not calming hypnotic or soothing
Go to the point where your soul leave your body Lol!
If only he'd worn slip on shoes
John Barrymore should have done his sausage trick when he use to be a clown in his previous worthless life!
wow, cheers. lol.
I don't know if this hypnotist has the most annoying voice I've ever heard, but she's certainly a good contender. It's not a "hypnotic, calming voice", it's a voice that makes me want to punch something.
Also, at 13:50 I thought you'd switched her out with Phoebe from Friends as a joke.
You're Ard 😅😅😅
Paid in ham
What nonsense 🙄
The point of this video is ?
"I'm in a castle and I'm meeting the Count of Anjou."
"And what's he saying to you?"
"I dunno. I don't speak medieval French."
I wonder if schofield was a groomer in a past life😂😂😂
well this was a very cheery experience for them....?
I mean are