The XIII Remake Is Not Very Good (Review)

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  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives  3 года назад +912

    You can buy the original, SUPERIOR XIII here, lads:
    store.steampowered.com/app/1170760/XIII__Classic/

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 3 года назад +11

      It's okay, I didn't even know it was a remake and I still have the original installed.

    • @asais1024
      @asais1024 3 года назад +35

      Also you can buy it on GOG where most old games are better preconfigured (or don't lack fucking SETUP executables as in case of the classic DOOM games, and expansions are included in the base game, as for Quake I/II and DOOM II's Master Levels)
      Except Serious Sam 1 (I'm referring to TFE and TSE combined), because it uses an older version of the game that still uses Gamespy and has no native widescreen support (and even if you do set widescreen through the PersistentSymbols.ini file, it will cause the weapon to appear closer to the screen than intended, making a big chunk of the weapon viewmodels appear offscreen, or in other words, the weapon field of view doesn't increase to compensate for widescreen)

    • @AndroidFerret
      @AndroidFerret 3 года назад +5

      "it's just A" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AndroidFerret
      @AndroidFerret 3 года назад +2

      That got me good

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 3 года назад +22

      apply XIII+ patch for better experience www.moddb.com/games/xiii/downloads/xiii-all-in-one-installer

  • @PNDKM
    @PNDKM 3 года назад +2783

    The Remake cutscenes look like those god awful mobile game adverts RUclips gives us all the time.
    You know the ones.

    • @framedmoose
      @framedmoose 3 года назад +13

      best commentators ever

    • @esprit101
      @esprit101 3 года назад +69

      That's how mafia works!

    • @PNDKM
      @PNDKM 3 года назад +6

      @@framedmoose ayyyyyyyyy thanks mate 👍

    • @Tequila628
      @Tequila628 3 года назад +2

      Ads? Try youtube premium if you watch youtube for more than 2 hours a day. Alternatively, you can use adblocked brave mobile browser and watch youtube through it.

    • @adlilzafri2322
      @adlilzafri2322 3 года назад +27

      Only 1% of players can solve this
      *shows the wiring task in Amoung Us*

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 3 года назад +464

    It’s ironic to take something that looks timeless, and make it look dated.

    • @GRAHAMICVS
      @GRAHAMICVS 3 года назад +9

      They took the original and went "b-b-but where are muh generic call of duty ripoff graphics" and put in said graphics.

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 3 года назад +15

      To me, it looks more like Fortnite than CoD.

    • @Dendyaryadi
      @Dendyaryadi 2 года назад +3

      @@GRAHAMICVS this why i hate far cry series and current ubisoft now everybody just hey it have great graphic i will buy your game

    • @GRAHAMICVS
      @GRAHAMICVS 2 года назад +2

      @@Dendyaryadi Exactly, it doesn't matter what it is, some people only buy it for the graphics.

    • @sanny8716
      @sanny8716 2 года назад +2

      @@Dendyaryadi The new one doesn't have great graphics

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 3 года назад +680

    This is like remaking Sin City, but doing it in full color.

    • @Adjuni
      @Adjuni 3 года назад +39

      Or giving it a happy ending.

    • @DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki
      @DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki 3 года назад +7

      WHAT ?!
      Sin City was in full color!...

    • @maugod6972
      @maugod6972 3 года назад +8

      I would love a game about sin city

    • @natejennings5884
      @natejennings5884 3 года назад +4

      I thought of the remake of "Heathers" (1988), unnecessary and bound to suck.

    • @maugod6972
      @maugod6972 3 года назад +2

      @@DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki no

  • @Syddy_
    @Syddy_ 3 года назад +213

    if we weren't getting a sequel before, we're definitely not getting one now.

    • @StoneyWoney
      @StoneyWoney 3 года назад +12

      At least after this remake we won't be sad about a missing sequel anymore.

    • @Mandalore_ultimate
      @Mandalore_ultimate 2 года назад +4

      They would've ruined it just like they did with this dog shit remake.

    • @Shinx990
      @Shinx990 2 года назад +4

      I was so hyped at this. Oh my god... that nightmare of the ending will forever stay.

    • @aquisitive_9174
      @aquisitive_9174 2 года назад

      @@Mandalore_ultimate fair enough

  • @Sevuk730
    @Sevuk730 3 года назад +594

    This time AI just stands for "Artificial Idiot" so you can call it AI anyway

  • @MoonlightStrider
    @MoonlightStrider 3 года назад +590

    The cutscenes in the remake looks like it was redone on SFM by a guy who constantly begs Nintendo to hire him so he can remake Mario 64 with ray tracing.

  • @jamesalexander7328
    @jamesalexander7328 3 года назад +240

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @jamesalexander7328
      @jamesalexander7328 3 года назад +3

      @@kakophonien6514 tbf I never played the OG half life and actually enjoyed black mesa, actually propelled me to replay HL2 and both HL2 episodes. But I can dig it if you didn't like it.

    • @jamesalexander7328
      @jamesalexander7328 3 года назад

      @paula maybe in a few years I'll dig it up and play it. I think the recent update to black Mesa told the story respectfully and was an acceptable substitute for to tell me the story of the original HL. It was just too long of a game for me to want to attempt to play the original at the momebt.

    • @assburgerswithcheesenopick1161
      @assburgerswithcheesenopick1161 3 года назад

      Try it first

  • @cubeflinger
    @cubeflinger 3 года назад +398

    They certainly spent a lot of time on the life guard model..

    • @Rambonii
      @Rambonii 3 года назад +15

      Aaaaah yeah they did

    • @penguinguy9820
      @penguinguy9820 3 года назад +25

      Can you blame them though?

    • @53Spawn
      @53Spawn 3 года назад +18

      First thing I noticed.
      "Ah, she looks pretty good this time around. Unfortunately shes gonna get full of holes later.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 года назад +2

      All money*

    • @360zm4
      @360zm4 3 года назад +2

      Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light. -Baywatch theme!

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 года назад +721

    What is even the point of the remake if you take away the thing that made it memorable and unique? I demand they bring back that wonderfully original artistic comic art style from the old game and ditch these horribly cheap looking 3D models!

    • @Biojack222
      @Biojack222 3 года назад +14

      Yeah it really does look like shit, glad I got the original 13 on sale. Also I love your videos, recently inspired me to buy the pc version of detroit become human.

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro 3 года назад +24

      More like a demake

    • @el9b
      @el9b 3 года назад +6

      I didnt expect much else from ubisoft I mean they did the same thing to the theif games with that dreadfully generic reboot in 2014 why keep something that's unqiue when you can put on your big boots and stomp on it and make it look like every other fucking game out their

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro 3 года назад +4

      @@el9b are ubisoft involved in this?

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 3 года назад +2

      At least its not replacing the original. I won't say more than that.

  • @_nik000
    @_nik000 3 года назад +529

    Lmao the remake looks like a bootleg you can find in any mobile app store.

    • @zydiz
      @zydiz 3 года назад +10

      exactly

    • @natejennings5884
      @natejennings5884 3 года назад +7

      Like alotta movie remakes, I'll skip out on this and just keep enjoying the original.

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 3 года назад +1

      It looks like one of those cheap knockoff games you find on the playstore . It looks like shit

    • @eduardosanchezvaldivia3629
      @eduardosanchezvaldivia3629 3 года назад +1

      What are you talking about if the graphics are very good?

    • @xWagnerPlaguesx
      @xWagnerPlaguesx 3 года назад

      @@eduardosanchezvaldivia3629 if you're a 12 year old, maybe.

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 3 года назад +65

    Holy shit, the 2020 one looks worse. I don't think I've seen a game with more poorly animated cutscenes.

  • @pyrosnineActual
    @pyrosnineActual 3 года назад +30

    The original was made by a team of talented artists who worked hard to capture the feel of "Comic book noir" in their FPS, that used the visual medium and onomatopoeia to enhance gameplay- seeing where enemies are by looking at the "tap tap tap" of footsteps through the wall, getting a heads up of a sniper or RPG user popping up in a window, sneaking around during a cutscene without pulling you out of the action, by having the cutscene play out in a window and giving you a timetable to sneak through before the people in the cutscene spot you. This seems like something made by some gaming sophomores who didn't really grasp the original other than it was Cel Shaded and had some comic book elements and instead thought "oh, we'll go hi-res, and everyone will love it." The enemies and characters look not just like fortnite, but like Dead Island NPCs, with a kind of Ken and Barbie level of detail.

  • @ReprobiCrucesignati
    @ReprobiCrucesignati 3 года назад +158

    "Look how they massacred my boy"

  • @matefugedi7779
    @matefugedi7779 3 года назад +197

    oh god, those animations make me want to bleach my eyeballs

    • @coconuts-fy7cs
      @coconuts-fy7cs 3 года назад

      Same

    • @Sn4t3r
      @Sn4t3r 3 года назад +3

      The death animations are the worst. They are rendered at 10fps or sth

    • @matefugedi7779
      @matefugedi7779 3 года назад

      @Brupcat Yeah, but I'd still say they're inferior to the animations in the original. They feel too exaggerated if that makes sense.

  • @konradzukowski213
    @konradzukowski213 3 года назад +44

    So tl;dr:
    You're paying more for a downgrade in every single way (the original costs around 2-3$ on Steam while remake costs about 30-40$)

  • @MassiveM10
    @MassiveM10 3 года назад +39

    Kind of scary how close I was to pre ordering this one, I figured a remake of XIII couldn't go wrong could it? Lol

  • @eropandasennin13
    @eropandasennin13 3 года назад +285

    So, the shooter known for being an interactive comic book, gets a remake that downplays it being an interactive comic book?
    To quote Deus Ex: "I didn't ask for this."

    • @sunnymishra1057
      @sunnymishra1057 3 года назад +12

      *Adam Jenson

    • @eropandasennin13
      @eropandasennin13 3 года назад +7

      @@sunnymishra1057 thanks, forgot the name for a sec.

    • @Ozku9
      @Ozku9 3 года назад +13

      It's ''I *never* asked for this''.

    • @sunnymishra1057
      @sunnymishra1057 3 года назад

      @Burt Burlingham I thought I typed that maybe my phone auto corrected it or I am getting dyslexic

    • @Appleeatpie97
      @Appleeatpie97 3 года назад +9

      To quote J.C. Denton "what a shame"

  • @darrinfromvault801
    @darrinfromvault801 3 года назад +300

    Got this game in 2003 for $6 when buying my Gamecube.
    $6 is almost as expensive as this remake looks

    • @ColonelNegative
      @ColonelNegative 3 года назад +7

      $6 was a steal. What a great game.

    • @ColonelNegative
      @ColonelNegative 3 года назад

      I used to play Deathmatch of this game with my friends on the Cube for hours vs each other and the bots.

    • @iHawke
      @iHawke 3 года назад +1

      Lucky bugger

    • @Gruntvc
      @Gruntvc 3 года назад +1

      Nice, GameCube was a great console.
      I've seen the PS2 version go cheap too.

    • @ColonelNegative
      @ColonelNegative 3 года назад +5

      @@Gruntvc They’re all pretty cheap. Ended up loving the game so much I bought every console version and the PC. If you’re going to buy it your best bet is the Xbox or Gamecube versions for Deathmatch, as they both have 4 player capability. The Xbox has an extra level the Cube doesn’t have IIRC.

  • @kentang7812
    @kentang7812 3 года назад +25

    This review is, point-for-point, exactly how I feel about the remake - even the comment about the character models looking like they're from Fortnite.
    It feels as though the studio focused too much on overhauling the graphics and then barely remembered to tack on comicbook influences. For half of the time that I was playing the remake, I couldn't tell if certain cutscenes were removed intentionally or because it failed to load in properly.
    I was hoping this remake would do great and then we'd get the sequel we have been waiting for.
    I'll have to keep on dreaming.

  • @DayBowBow
    @DayBowBow 3 года назад +71

    I emailed the developers a link to your review and told them to literally just fix everything you listed as negatives, and they actually responded.
    "thank you for your message and the details. We have forwarded all the elements to the teams.
    Even though there is currently no official statement on the exact fixes and new features to come, the team is dedicated to listen to the community and improve the game. Please keep your game up-to-date for upcoming fixes.
    We are sorry for the inconvenience caused the various issues that you may have encountered.
    Best regards,
    Support Team Microids"
    Well... Hopefully we'll get a better game sometime in the future Sonny Jims

    • @valentinezehel54
      @valentinezehel54 3 года назад +12

      WE JUST WANT A PART 2 ! WE'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE 03'

    • @blondepotatoboi
      @blondepotatoboi 2 года назад +4

      I think Yahtzee once said about Kane and Lynch 2, that the only acceptable follow-up to such a disappointing game would be an empty case with nothing but an apology letter and some chocolates. That definitely works for this dumpster fire as well :(

    • @shockafter7
      @shockafter7 2 года назад

      @d R judging by your response, I’m guessing it’s still bad

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 2 года назад +2

      I'm on Ps4 Pro, version 1.07. The game crashes all the time and glitches like crazy.

    • @Tarotakii
      @Tarotakii 2 года назад

      Welp, there's a remake coming for the Switch.

  • @mareksmolny
    @mareksmolny 3 года назад +162

    GMan: *talks about high-cut one piece swimsuit*
    Me: Ah, I see You´re man of culture as well....

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 года назад +626

    12:10 when you're sad but the music is fire

    • @karlrudd8914
      @karlrudd8914 3 года назад +6

      The music had a seizure

    • @pingASS_
      @pingASS_ 3 года назад +3

      You’re

    • @pbdjr46
      @pbdjr46 3 года назад

      @@pingASS_ beat me to it. Thank you.

    • @qsw4kchips827
      @qsw4kchips827 3 года назад

      @Haigs make countdowns great again

    • @IIWolFFinEII
      @IIWolFFinEII 3 года назад

      propobaly a true metalhead.

  • @robertjaster2k
    @robertjaster2k 3 года назад +46

    This is generic quick cash grab remake. I was looking forward to play, but now seeing how bad it is better skip this release

  • @AlexGore511
    @AlexGore511 3 года назад +12

    Watching those new cutscenes, I was legit expecting "That's how Mafia works" to pop up at the end.

  • @mufasaiam7794
    @mufasaiam7794 3 года назад +155

    The only good this remake did was introduce me to the original XIII

    • @YellowBriefs
      @YellowBriefs 3 года назад +13

      That's good enough. Maybe in the future we can get a proper sequel, hopefully by the same guys that did the original one.

    • @kamas74able
      @kamas74able 3 года назад +1

      thats it

    • @Fondoofus5542
      @Fondoofus5542 3 года назад +1

      Same

  • @tank70g
    @tank70g 3 года назад +327

    “Mr Roland?!?? Its been such a long time” lol i miss this game

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 3 года назад +5

      Same voice as Jack T. Ripper from Devil Inside.
      He should have more roles since then.

    • @MrNuclearturtle
      @MrNuclearturtle 3 года назад +4

      I dont really know why but as a kid I replayed those first 2 hours constantly....

    • @tank70g
      @tank70g 3 года назад +3

      @@MrNuclearturtle i played this game on all difficulties as a kid on my ps2. I got a sequel to most other games i played but this one😓. Maaannn its tragic!

    • @tank70g
      @tank70g 3 года назад +2

      @@SpecShadow he probably has. I hope he did

    • @julianlocileno2968
      @julianlocileno2968 3 года назад +3

      "I assume you're here to access your safe?"

  • @Sinful_SM
    @Sinful_SM 3 года назад +11

    3:23 "lvl1 Shitty robber"
    That's honestly how that scene feels like 😂

  • @ThePuppyPrince
    @ThePuppyPrince 3 года назад +44

    This looks horrible. Jesus. I woulda just preferred remastering the original

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 3 года назад +3

      Something like the no more heroes ports on the swtich

    • @ThePuppyPrince
      @ThePuppyPrince 3 года назад +2

      @@shawklan27 I actually don't mind the NMH ports. This is objectively bad.

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 3 года назад +1

      Basically just port the old game to the newer consoles, that'd be much more enticing than this remake.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 года назад +207

    I genuinely almost forgot this remake was coming out.

    • @pizzagamecube2564
      @pizzagamecube2564 3 года назад +23

      Can't blame you. The advertising for the game was non existent.

    • @goose4781
      @goose4781 3 года назад +7

      I wish I did forget

    • @xj0462
      @xj0462 3 года назад

      I did forget this game was coming out

    • @zeemancan3713
      @zeemancan3713 3 года назад +3

      This remake could've been sooo damn good. So much potential squandered. I'm sad

    • @Johnnyboy414
      @Johnnyboy414 3 года назад +1

      Never heard of the remake. Or the original game

  • @XIII1987
    @XIII1987 3 года назад +193

    holy moly, just saved me a few quid, i never realised it was this bad. i mean all they had to do was take the original, fix a few things and add a few effects and boom wouldve been good. this is hot garbarge imo.

    • @jordanurbs958
      @jordanurbs958 3 года назад +15

      Or instead of remaking the original, which NOBODY asked for. They could of, you know, FINISHED THE STORY

    • @xenophagia
      @xenophagia 3 года назад +4

      @@jordanurbs958 They probably just would have butchered that too.

  • @andrewc6224
    @andrewc6224 2 года назад +5

    There's an update coming to this game soon (Sept 2022 release as of writing this) for both PC and PS5 fixing a bunch of the complaints we've all had. Better late than never, I hope..

  • @FrostenFrusten
    @FrostenFrusten 3 года назад +11

    "Is this remake not of your liking, Mr Fly?"

  • @alsenar2
    @alsenar2 3 года назад +150

    Idiot 1: "Hey, let's remake a game that had a unique cell shading/comic look"
    Idiot 2:" Yeah but you know what? Let's trash everything that made the original game unique!"
    Idiot 1:" Great idea!"

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro 3 года назад +9

      Then they banged

    • @samuelc6246
      @samuelc6246 3 года назад +2

      And they raised a glass. One became two. And suddenly they woke up in a world that had another terrible remake of a good game.
      As number XIII would put it: "Oww... My head..."

  • @metaldaddo892
    @metaldaddo892 3 года назад +11

    I really, REALLY loved the old original one and my heart cries seeing how it was remaked

  • @BajanShinobi
    @BajanShinobi 3 года назад +10

    I've been wanting a remake for years, because I want a sequel so we can get a continuation of the story. A real shame Ubisoft couldn't remake it themselves.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 3 года назад +149

    Honestly, they could've just given the license to Nightdive Studios.

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 3 года назад +5

      Yeah they might made it slightly better

    • @Zusse
      @Zusse 3 года назад +7

      They really could've made it better

    • @Nachoonix
      @Nachoonix 3 года назад +16

      @@aryabratsahoo7474 More like totally better

    • @crass340
      @crass340 3 года назад

      Indeed it would've been certainly better

    • @el9b
      @el9b 3 года назад +9

      Yes but nightdive has actually talented people ubisoft would have to pay for why do that when you can give it to a bunch of amateurs for half the price

  • @sleepdrone3642
    @sleepdrone3642 3 года назад +421

    Can someone explain how games like this get the greenlight for release despite being so obviously broken? It's not like some bug that made it past testing

    • @sboy1024
      @sboy1024 3 года назад +121

      The people who force it out the door most likely don't know or give a shit about video games and just want there investment turned over

    • @TripleAlfafa
      @TripleAlfafa 3 года назад +23

      @Jonny B Don't forget demands for changes to make it "more marketable".

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 3 года назад +33

      Microids is an awful publisher.

    • @seakwenz
      @seakwenz 3 года назад +20

      @@WH250398 one of the worst in the industry.

    • @strikeforce1500
      @strikeforce1500 3 года назад +3

      I mean, have you seen a lot of game getting greenlight from the triple A? Lmao

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 3 года назад +10

    Honestly this is the reason I wish dedicated fans were more easily able to mod and fuck around with the game engine. If a team of hardcore fans developed a mod that gave XIII a full makeover it would have easily been ten times better than this shit.
    Too bad the original wasn't released on PC lol

  • @jaythomas468
    @jaythomas468 3 года назад +6

    Wow. I was kinda curious about this “remake” because me and my friends used to love the original game (played so much splitscreen deathmatch in The Hunt game mode).
    Normally, I don’t get too hung up on petty changes to a remake but you actually did a great job of highlighting how almost all the original stylistic elements were somehow made objectively worse.

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 3 года назад +105

    Ironically, the original XIII is "inspired" by the Bourne Identity Book

    • @skuzzyj
      @skuzzyj 3 года назад +18

      _"inspired"_ insofar as the author started reading The Bourne Identity and then gave up about two chapters in and just made it up as he went along for the rest of his story.

    • @teslashark
      @teslashark 3 года назад

      Also Last Man at Arlington and Oliver Stone's JFK

    • @Totone56
      @Totone56 3 года назад +2

      @krome411 XIII started in 1984, the first book in the Bourne series is from 1980

    • @skuzzyj
      @skuzzyj 3 года назад +1

      @krome411
      No it isn't. Hell, the Bourne book series is only _now_ 40 years old.
      When XIII (the game) came out and introduced american audiences to the series, a lot of people got confused because of the very early similarities between the stories. The author of XIII very clearly drew some small inspirations for his story but it obviously wasn't an attempt at an adaptation.
      It has been probably 15 years but I think I remember reading that the original author of the series even admitted that he had started reading Bourne Identity but never finished it until well after his series was successful.
      So it was kind of like a writing prompt, I guess.

    • @johnwotek3816
      @johnwotek3816 3 года назад +2

      @@skuzzyj Also, XIII story kinda goes into very crazy shit I don't believe the Bourne series doesn't really approach.
      For those who didn't read the comic, I'm gonna spoil like hell.
      The whole XX's conspiracy is only a small part of the story... XIII's story dive into KKK shenanigans, south american revolution stuff, CIA/NSA corrupt boss, italo-american mob, mexican drug cartel, IRA and even early XXth century italian mob vs irish mob and the bloody mexican revolution. It even dive into the vietnam war without openly naming it.
      And that's only the first comics serie. There is actually a new one going on, linking XIII to british royal familly and the mayflower.
      Also, the continuity of the series is kinda fucked up. Early issues of the first series are clearly set into the 80's, in a post vietnam era. But it kinda dive into a more 90 esthetic at the end... and the new series is basically happening during the Obama era.

  • @thejackal007
    @thejackal007 3 года назад +78

    Man, this one hurt. I had such high hopes wen I was surprised by the news they were making it in the first place. I nearly bought it upon release, but, this being the modern times, waited a bit to see if it would be worth the hype and also, worth my money. I'm sad to see you had to suffer for it, but I appreciate that I don't have to.

    • @ianhall6614
      @ianhall6614 3 года назад +1

      Unfortunately that is the way of games now, waiting to see how it’s going to disappoint

  • @narutofan9tf
    @narutofan9tf 3 года назад +11

    man I was really hoping the success of this remake would grant a sequel :(

  • @Abyss3223
    @Abyss3223 3 года назад +13

    "Most unresolved cliff hangers" Psi-Ops: Mindgate Conspiracy though.

    • @gazzaemmjoker6079
      @gazzaemmjoker6079 3 года назад

      I wish they would bring that game back, its so hard to get now

    • @pchtommy1268
      @pchtommy1268 3 года назад +1

      its a freeware game

    • @ashleighchance9420
      @ashleighchance9420 3 года назад

      Damn, that was an amazing game. The physics felt so great that you truly felt like a guy with superpowers. One of Midways best games.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 3 года назад

      Hell what about a Second Sight sequel? Since they both came out around the same time.

    • @Abyss3223
      @Abyss3223 3 года назад

      @@cnlbenmc I'd take either its just Psi Ops had such a shitty ending.

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 3 года назад +36

    I saw the game on the PS Store and thought, "Oh, it's ported to the PS4 now, that's cool." Didn't even realise it was a remake, didn't really think it needed one either.

  • @Dwevy
    @Dwevy 3 года назад +65

    I'm so disappointed to see how the remake shaped up to be. I wasn't looking forward to many games this year but this was one of them. So saddened to see this.

    • @arutzuki2491
      @arutzuki2491 3 года назад +3

      Same, I'll buy it on sale. Hopefully some of the bugs are patched by then.

    • @NothingHereForYou
      @NothingHereForYou 3 года назад

      @@arutzuki2491 just replay the original

    • @arutzuki2491
      @arutzuki2491 3 года назад

      @@NothingHereForYou nah

    • @NothingHereForYou
      @NothingHereForYou 3 года назад +2

      @@arutzuki2491 oh well, I tried

  • @MegaMerdeux
    @MegaMerdeux 3 года назад +5

    These guys had half the job already done: voice acting, music, sound, story etc. I'm sure most players would simply prefer a remaster instead of a remake. I'd love to replay the original on my ps4, I remember how good the AI of the enemies in multiplayer was. I'm planning on getting this one, but when the price drops. Also for the love of god, give us a sequel.

  • @germancommentresearcher6938
    @germancommentresearcher6938 3 года назад +6

    This game lasted exactly 40 minutes on my PC before I asked the kind folks at GOG.com to refund me.

  • @MrNuclearturtle
    @MrNuclearturtle 3 года назад +175

    I had this feeling this looked off from the first reveal trailer, Doesnt really capture that same vibe the original "In the comic" feeling XIII had back in 2003......

    • @slimsam3447
      @slimsam3447 3 года назад +7

      not even surprised, it's ubisoft.

    • @slashinghades7347
      @slashinghades7347 3 года назад +14

      @@slimsam3447 Except Ubisoft had nothing to do with the remake.

    • @goose4781
      @goose4781 3 года назад +10

      For me, the animations are the worst part of this remake. They look exactly like those Mafia City mobile ads. Or any mobile game ad for that matter. Its just so goofy and uncanny I hate it so much.

    • @Gruntvc
      @Gruntvc 3 года назад +4

      You can't even play the original XIII on current consoles.
      Shame the original Xbox version isn't backwards compatible on Xbox One and Xbox Series X.
      Or at least release an HD remaster like Steam recently got.

    • @goose4781
      @goose4781 3 года назад +4

      @@Gruntvc
      Hopefully given this disaster we will get one, but its a big pipe dream. It would be nice to play it without dusting out the 360 everytime I want to play it

  • @mugwump7049
    @mugwump7049 3 года назад +60

    "In fact I wouldn't even call it A.I., it's just A." ROFL! I'm stealing this.

    • @IspamObjection
      @IspamObjection 3 года назад +2

      "Less artificial intelligence more genuine stupidty" is my favourite reesponse to bad AI.

  • @MrChewy97
    @MrChewy97 3 года назад +6

    The greatest thing that can be said about this game is that it brings awareness to the original.

  • @officialFredDurstfanclub
    @officialFredDurstfanclub 2 года назад +2

    Fun fact: in the U.K., the original game actually received higher sales than the remake in its launch week. I repeat: a 20 year old game on steam sold more than the brand new one available on all modern platforms

  • @SnugglesPrime
    @SnugglesPrime 3 года назад +72

    1:05 that's why I love Cel-Shaded games. No matter how much time passes, the games will always for the most part look pretty good. Just look at Sly Cooper and Okami.

  • @Jonnygunboy
    @Jonnygunboy 3 года назад +159

    The original is an underappreciated masterpiece (apart from a few stealth sections) Why they would massacre my boy like this is beyond me.

    • @Ponaru
      @Ponaru 3 года назад +2

      Masterpiece huh? Lmao

    • @atidiaX
      @atidiaX 3 года назад +20

      @@Ponaru Masterpiece is relative but It's a very good game. The graphics were impressive at the time but that's not it. It's the storyline and characters above all. And the music is amazing too.

    • @NothingHereForYou
      @NothingHereForYou 3 года назад +2

      I really want to slit my own throat when I hear "masterpiece" used to describe something especially when it's followed by gripe. It's such an overused term.

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 3 года назад +2

      It wasn't perfect, but the visuals really carried it. To remove or tone them down would highlight the errors of the game.

    • @Psych0technic
      @Psych0technic 3 года назад

      It was mediocre shooter with boring gameplay, forgettable story and lethargic voice acting from Duchovny. The only memorable thing about it was it's cel shaded graphics.

  • @ChannelNotFound
    @ChannelNotFound 3 года назад +35

    I pirated this game, and I didn't even bother installing it.

    • @DecimeCuba
      @DecimeCuba 3 года назад

      bad monkey bad!!!

    • @rodrigogarciadelreal5407
      @rodrigogarciadelreal5407 3 года назад +2

      I was think about getting on switch for free but now no thanks.

    • @AhmedDaYoutuber
      @AhmedDaYoutuber 3 года назад

      @MEME GOD You can pirate it on 'IGG GAMES.COM' but again.. Do you really want to...

    • @DonDonAlmighty
      @DonDonAlmighty 3 года назад

      Pass

    • @ottojagenstedt9740
      @ottojagenstedt9740 3 года назад

      youre lucky, I did install and tried it going in blind having fond memories of the original. How can a remake be this BAD in EVERY WAY

  • @ThreeProphets
    @ThreeProphets 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact: Mouse acceleration was made for hardware drivers to make it easier to flick your mouse all the way across the screen without running out of space on your pad. They achieved this usually by accelerating the speed by two connected y=mx lines with m as the multiplier. The first would be a reasonable rate for more precise movements, and the second a steep vertical factor that kicks in as soon as you surpass a certain speed. This was never meant for gaming, but it can be useful if tuned in a more logical way. Similar to the programmable curves in the console versions of Titanfall 2 and Modern Warfare, some people have had luck with an exponential multiplier using custom drivers that gradually kicks in as you turn faster, allowing for both precise aiming and quick turns

  • @sboy1024
    @sboy1024 3 года назад +92

    This doesn't suprise me but it does disappoint me

  • @bruhb7611
    @bruhb7611 3 года назад +52

    The entire game can be summarized as the question “why?”.

  • @vlweb3d
    @vlweb3d 3 года назад +3

    *ONE PROBLEM WITH THE ORIGINAL "13" GAME ...*
    The game's SAVE system was absolute garbage.
    I still remember playing that game on PC when it was first released all those years ago.
    The games SAVE checkpoints were HORRIBLE ... to put it nicely.

  • @YourCRTube
    @YourCRTube 3 года назад +1

    Oh, now I remember why I did not finished the original. The checkpoints, my GOD the checkpoints. And this is in 03 when waaaay much less games used checkpoints on the PC, making the issue literally a deal breaker.

  • @Acrolvm
    @Acrolvm 3 года назад +36

    The beginning clip alone had me audibly going "Oh no..."
    Glad the original is available on steam now though.

    • @filipwax
      @filipwax 3 года назад

      Same never played either version and the original is really cheap ☺️
      Was holding of for the reviews and aesthetics mean a lot to me in games so after those cinematics I know what I'm getting

    • @goukeban6197
      @goukeban6197 3 года назад

      @@filipwax Play the original, it is the shit.

  • @asais1024
    @asais1024 3 года назад +30

    JarekTheGamingDragon said a while ago that he's not gonna do a video on the original XIII, but on the remake when it comes out. Oh boy, he has to change that statement real quick.

    • @ultgamercw6759
      @ultgamercw6759 3 года назад +13

      He will likely still enjoy the remake. This is the guy that recommended legendary and Red alliance. Two of the worst fps games I have played.

    • @ultgamercw6759
      @ultgamercw6759 3 года назад +4

      @@Largentina. Honestly play one of the games I just said and tell me that there not objectively bad or in some area's almost unplayable. Legendary has a 100% chance of a bug at the end of the game that causes the player to clip out of the map and die. The only way to finish the game is to go into the files and mess with the fps cap so the last level loads. That's if you can force yourself to play that long. Red alliance on the other hand is mostly functional but still suffers from awful level design and the worst feeling guns in any fps.

    • @playgog2678
      @playgog2678 3 года назад +1

      @@Largentina. the guy was referring to jarek

    • @ultgamercw6759
      @ultgamercw6759 3 года назад +1

      @@Largentina. It was Jarek. I bought legendary off his recommendation in the video. Another person had told me to play it but as the game had a mixed score on steam I decided to check if it was worth playing and he said it was. So I bought it and fair to say it wasn't very good. Whilst the concept was cool everything else was a mess, bad weapons, lack of colour in the visuals, a bland story with characters who seemed to have no personality, a lack of proper options menu, annoying music, endless bugs, bad level design. Overall sloppy at best. I didn't watch for a while. About a month after playing legendary I found Red alliance on steam for a cheap price, id never heard of it but it had a very HL2 looking trailer so I thought "Hey, I'll give it a shot." Bad move. Red Alliance still stands as worst game I have played. Everything wrong with an FPS is in red alliance. A few months after playing it Jarek did a video on it where he looked over the many problems with game as if they were mild little quirks rather than just really sloppy design. I am sure Jarek's a nice guy but he reviews need to be look at as entertainment rather than something to base a buy off. Whilst I do buy games based on reviews from Gman sometimes I won't be doing the same for Jarek as I think he is way to lenient when it comes to bugs and design problems.

    • @seb24789
      @seb24789 3 года назад

      Depends. Does the OG have a fov slider?

  • @gerageobushma8970
    @gerageobushma8970 3 года назад

    I loved reading these comics as a kid. There is a huge mural about this comic in a street in brussels, used to walk passed it alot when i went to work. Never knew they made a game about it.

  • @bojanglesfries
    @bojanglesfries 3 года назад +2

    I hate how the remastered cutscene leads to the ambulance falling into a shallow dip in the ground instead of a legitimate canyon.

  • @spotteddick9949
    @spotteddick9949 3 года назад +23

    Don't know why they didn't bring back the cut content from the original, like dog enemies for example. (Yes, really, they were supposed to be in the original.) I mean, if its a remake, then there is gotta be some restored cut content.

  • @DecadeTheKarateBugman
    @DecadeTheKarateBugman 3 года назад +63

    "Not very good"
    I think you might be WAY too generous with that line.

    • @elliotjohnson9415
      @elliotjohnson9415 3 года назад +1

      It has potential with patching. I still enjoyed it

  • @DAAAKAAAVAAA
    @DAAAKAAAVAAA 3 года назад

    Holy god you just keep pumping videos out

  • @_BitJager_
    @_BitJager_ 3 года назад

    What I really love about how you handle your vid's. Is you do in depth research and really add value next to your opinion I love ;)

  • @Peter_739
    @Peter_739 3 года назад +43

    Ugh, I've been looking forward to this one a lot. I guess I'll just install the original.
    You spared me the pain of finding out by myself.

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 3 года назад +56

    A remake we do need is The Darkness.

    • @spawn9129
      @spawn9129 3 года назад +8

      Or a remaster

    • @anascoolcat
      @anascoolcat 3 года назад +6

      you mean The Darkness 3?

    • @o4zloiroman
      @o4zloiroman 3 года назад +20

      No, we don't. A remaster will suffice.

    • @DanoLefourbe
      @DanoLefourbe 3 года назад +2

      Didn't play the first one so i can't tell about that one. But I played and finished the second episode for the first time recently, and it's great as it is.

    • @Rizzle37
      @Rizzle37 3 года назад +14

      id be happy with the original just being released on pc, that game was so much better than the 2nd one

  • @benjaminfenn3700
    @benjaminfenn3700 3 года назад +3

    advent rising had a pretty classic unresolved cliffhanger as well, iirc

  • @Verrcetti.
    @Verrcetti. 3 года назад +1

    Mr. Rowland It’s been such a long time

  • @Grav3staR
    @Grav3staR 3 года назад +32

    omg just by those cutscenes alone..... this might actually be worse than Aliens Colonial Marines.

    • @journeyman1218
      @journeyman1218 3 года назад

      @@half-liferforever354 no... it was awful

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 3 года назад

      @Jaffacus ACM on PC is good once you apply the TemplarGFX mod.

  • @King-ci8sk
    @King-ci8sk 3 года назад +54

    "Mom can we get XIII?"
    "We have XIII at home"
    *XIII at home*

  • @YuppyVA
    @YuppyVA 3 года назад

    10:49
    Forgive me if I'm wrong but Mouse Acceleration originally existed to help those with rubber ball mice from the old days of computer gaming; nowadays it's a novelty option which I can only imagine benefits people using those ball-mice you rotate to use.

  • @braydenb1581
    @braydenb1581 3 года назад +1

    Those glitches would make a badass cell shaded The Thing game

  •  3 года назад +24

    In all fairness, Mr. Sam Fisher clone in the front cover of this looks more like the original comic book character than the model in the old game. The same can be said for Jones. I really like the classic game, though. It's the reason I read the comic later, which is awesome as well. Too bad they fucked up the remake.

    • @LeFaucheur
      @LeFaucheur 3 года назад +2

      read the comics to finally know the ending

    • @zenituragaming5043
      @zenituragaming5043 3 года назад

      @@LeFaucheur ahem could you spoil it for me? What is the ending?

    • @victorwagner2423
      @victorwagner2423 3 года назад

      @@zenituragaming5043The main characters retires alone. NSA comes up with a callsign assingment system that isn't completely idiotic.

  • @odinsplaygrounds
    @odinsplaygrounds 3 года назад +44

    This remake looks lower budget than the original. Those cutscenes are just horrendous.

    • @TheMoviePlanet
      @TheMoviePlanet 3 года назад +7

      It was MUCH lower budget. The original was an Ubisoft production, this was by Playmagic & Microids.

    • @N.i.E.M.O
      @N.i.E.M.O 3 года назад +4

      Looks like a fan-game

  • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
    @Eirik_Bloodaxe 3 года назад +1

    I always remember seeing this at Blockbuster when I’d rent games, but for some reason I never gave it a go. So when I saw this remake was happening I was excited. But this kind of killed it lol. Why would you remove the main aesthetic ?

  • @garibaldibritann1240
    @garibaldibritann1240 3 года назад

    Wow GManlives you become Filmento by judging the title on the thumbnail. Nice job!

  • @IsmailKhan-fh8ls
    @IsmailKhan-fh8ls 3 года назад +23

    wow this is actually so disappointing i was hoping if they did a good job we would get another one

    • @DanoLefourbe
      @DanoLefourbe 3 года назад +7

      Pretty that was the plan: release the remake, then continue the story. I'm pretty sure this won't happen though. Any sequel project is now dead.

    • @connorosullivan3500
      @connorosullivan3500 3 года назад

      @@DanoLefourbe think they’ll get laughed off of the face of the earth if they dare try a sequel lol

  • @tylertheguy3160
    @tylertheguy3160 3 года назад +8

    I was hoping that if this thing did well, we'd finally get a sequel and resolve that cliffhanger. I guess that's a lost cause now.

  • @room25thegod67
    @room25thegod67 3 года назад +1

    You are speaking facts it is just sad how some of these game companies don't put the same passion and effort into their work that previous did like my childhood games some of them just can't be remade to perfection because these people feel like they know what we like when we told them when we bought the game millions of copies sold and I mean this game wasn't one of the greatest but to me and my childhood this was and time splitters the series and we still haven't got a remake on that and I'm praying that that comes out good when it does because this is crazy how destroyed this game looks for it to be something from the year 2020 kind of like cyberpunk on PS4 what is wrong with these people we got to stop allowing these people take our money I mean they refund people for cyberpunk but it's still trash they're selling us trash great video explain why

  • @KeeBnuTs
    @KeeBnuTs 3 года назад +1

    The original is also on sale for about $2.50 on Steam right now. I picked that and Project Snowblind ($.89) based on your vids. Thank you sir!

  • @codycigar6542
    @codycigar6542 3 года назад +24

    I didn't even know they were remaking this game.

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 3 года назад +1

      Terrible Marketing that's why hmm I wonder who was in charge of this 'remake'

    • @CFootprints
      @CFootprints 3 года назад

      My guess? Money.

  • @partyboyplays3687
    @partyboyplays3687 3 года назад +45

    So, this would be considered a “de-make” then? Really enjoyed XIII back when I had it on PS2. Will probably pick up the PC version soon.

    • @123phi123
      @123phi123 3 года назад +2

      Demake is often used for remaking a game on worse hardware than it originally ran on or in a style imitating retro hardware

    • @partyboyplays3687
      @partyboyplays3687 3 года назад +3

      @@123phi123 in this case it would apply because they took a cult classic game and basically redid it and made it worse Mr.Semantics.

    • @123phi123
      @123phi123 3 года назад +2

      @@partyboyplays3687 Hey, you asked.

    • @eliel1815shadow
      @eliel1815shadow 3 года назад +1

      You actually liked the ps2 version? Damn bro I hated it, the contrast in that game is so intense that I thought the first level was after a sunset or very early in the morning, the last levels are almost pitch black and I cannot count how many times I got stuck in the prision because I didn't knew there was a door in a shadow, and the fov is the worse, most of the time you are in hallways and interiors and this shit zooms the fuck in like wearing binoculars is better than glasses

    • @partyboyplays3687
      @partyboyplays3687 3 года назад

      @@123phi123 It was a rhetorical question:

  • @williemasterofdestruction5339
    @williemasterofdestruction5339 3 года назад +1

    Wonder if the guard singing in one of the snowy levels was left in. I only encountered it once even tho I tried to get it to happen again many times.
    Easter egg? Also had a variation in lyrics by the death character in multiplayer.but I think that was a win streak that caused it.

  • @Mala_Praxis
    @Mala_Praxis 3 года назад +2

    I am still waiting for a Cold Winter Port on Steam. That was another good game.

  • @DungkyKong
    @DungkyKong 3 года назад +49

    This is OK for a fan game...Wait it's not a fan game?

    • @jack1394
      @jack1394 3 года назад +4

      Exactly! It plays like a fan-made video game!

    • @IskenderCaglarM41B441
      @IskenderCaglarM41B441 3 года назад +10

      Even fans could make a better game

    •  3 года назад +1

      It's an insult to fan games!

  • @blakeprocter5818
    @blakeprocter5818 3 года назад +39

    The scene with the ambulance looks almost identical to GTA: San Andreas graphically. Damn.

  • @bfrheostat
    @bfrheostat 3 года назад +3

    7:30 This guy penetrated the floor upside down while i playing this level (luckily, i was capturing a video when that happened, lol).

  • @BloodWraith777
    @BloodWraith777 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes, everyone's favorite cell shaded cousin to Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, and Timesplitters, etc...
    ...That didn't need a remake.
    Still waiting for that sequel that will never happen.

  • @willydilly9020
    @willydilly9020 3 года назад +7

    Played this game as a teen and I loved it, when I heard about the remake I was actually really excited but, the fact they took away most of the cell shading effects and all the comic book effects plus cut scenes. Like WHAT? Why would you take out the comic book stuff on a game based on a comic book, absolute insanity on their part. The new cut scenes and character animations look horrid.

  • @davidromeroblaya7920
    @davidromeroblaya7920 3 года назад +11

    The original was a really good game. Also, XIII was voiced in the spanish version by Ramón Langa, the most badass voice actor in History.

    • @manolillokeane
      @manolillokeane 3 года назад +1

      For those who dont know Ramon Langa, he has been Bruce Willis's voice actor in Spain for so many years, and honestly had improved every Willis acting, from Die Hard series to the Shyamalan trilogy.

    • @bricktop.
      @bricktop. 3 года назад

      Nobody gives a shit about Pedro Barcelona or whatever his name is tbh

  • @hitboxboi2899
    @hitboxboi2899 3 года назад

    so, uh has anyone noticed that Jason Fly(the protagonist) sometimes has and sometimes doesn't have the white line of hair on the sides? it can change like 3 times a cutscene, one shot he has white strips, the other he doesnt, and another he has it again, its driving me crazy

  • @jackconnor6172
    @jackconnor6172 3 года назад +7

    Damnit I was actually exited for this.

  • @bgw316
    @bgw316 3 года назад +9

    Honestly they legitimately plagiarised the splinter cell conviction box art. What the hell is this even

  • @denisskenderovic3707
    @denisskenderovic3707 3 года назад +5

    The cutscene look like that "That's how mafia works" game.

  • @chipsthecat8924
    @chipsthecat8924 3 года назад +1

    The cutscenes Looks like the one that we usually skip on youtube

  • @Themanwithn0eyes
    @Themanwithn0eyes 3 года назад +3

    11:40 - “OMG! What’s wrong with yer faaaace?!” -Plinkett