Kanye Has a Thing for Hitler, Republicans Set Sights on Abortion Ban & the State of Our Democracy
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2022
- The Houston Astros evened up the World Series after four pitchers combined to throw the first no-hitter in a World Series since 1956, our guest/Phill native Rob McElhenney was paired with Miles Teller to catch the first pitch, a romantic moment happened at an Eagles game and we tracked the couple down, Netflix launched their new ad supported subscription plan, the artist formerly known as Kanye West has taken a big financial hit in the wake of his racist lunacy so fans have launched a GoFundMe page to make him a billionaire again, we’re learning more about Kanye’s fondness for Hitler, the midterm elections are on Tuesday and campaigns are pulling out all the stops, there is fear that if Republicans gain control of Congress they will almost certainly pass a nationwide ban on abortion, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #Kimmel: bit.ly/JKLSubscribe
Watch Mean Tweets: bit.ly/KimmelMT10
Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online:
Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: bit.ly/JKLWebsite
Like Jimmy Kimmel on FACEBOOK: bit.ly/KimmelFB
Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: bit.ly/JKLFacebook
Follow @JimmyKimmel on TWITTER: bit.ly/KimmelTW
Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: bit.ly/JKLTwitter
Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: bit.ly/JKLInstagram
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 11 billion views and more than 15 million subscribers on the show’s RUclips channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy RUclips Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.” 
Приколы
![Jason Aldean - Should've Been A Cowboy [Toby Keith Tribute] (Live from the 59th ACM Awards)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-B4nR-CgMVA/mqdefault.jpg)
Blue Tsunami 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Lord of the Rings fans are at Colbert show, Jimmy 😂, and I watch both of you. Love you! I survived T***p thanks to all of the late night show comedians.
we haven't survived "Mr too smart to pay his taxes" his Maga minions are still attacking our democracy just like ISIS and other terrorist organizations
@@wonderrob3225 I am lucky to live in Canada, but we start getting really sick when you guys sneeze…, so I mentally survived so far but not sure for how long…🤗
I survived Tip? Top, Tic? What?
@@kerrynicholls6683 🤣😂 I was trying to figure out the same thing!
I second that
"Artist formerly known as an artist" killed me.
commercials are funny jimmy.
my daughter at 3 in 1999 had learned
" each sold separately, batteries not included." 🤣
saw a bunch GQPers today claim that kimmel is a jew because he is making fun of kanye. in order to make their conspiracy theory seem real they just tell themselves that everyone they don't like is jewish.
Omg. That's like the qbrain saying President Biden worships the devil and something something babies. I was howling with laughter by then. Or Walker saying that he'd put up his resume beside Obama's any day. Can't make this up.
Lier.
Maybe everyone they don't like is, but everyone who hates them is quite diverse.
Wtf is a GQPer
@@juliebraden6911 Members of the Grand Q Party.
OMGOODNESS!!!!! The commercial for the Birth ConTroll was soooo funny, I fell out of bed and rolled on the floor laughing. I'm going to share with everyone who had to go to sleep for work Friday morning. Too good for anyone to miss!!!!!
"Barbie's my fertility vessel!" from Republi-Ken at 10:15 is epic.
I wonder if "YE" knows that black people also burned in Hitler's pit?!
I was just going to say that. It wasn't just Jews. It was blacks gays etc. He's such a idiot.
Doubt it
People like Ye, Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro support a political movement that would toss them in ovens just as soon as they stopped being useful
He wouldn't care.
@@gregbors8364 I said exactly something in those lines to Candace yesterday on Twitter.
That joke about “the most exciting thing that can happen in baseball is nothing” is straight from the great George Carlin
George Carlin…wasn’t it Billy Crystal?
Baseball is about going HOME....
jimmy have taught me the english language 🙏 love from 🇸🇪
“Jimmy has taught me ~ “😊 (hope I helped). I love Sweden by the way. “Tallest man on earth” and “Daniel Norgren” and Jonas Jonasson are my favorite musicians and writers.
Talkshows always helps my stress and Jimmy Kimmel just made my day better
Do u wish he was your father, Arthur Fleck?
@@POPCORN_BRAWL to me I was doing stress because I used to be very political, now and then not really anymore
And
That's cause your simple minded and can't figure out a better way to relieve stress besides watching a gas lighter spread lies and make fun of people.
Totally agree
I'm not even American and your country stresses me out. Kimmel is great, even though I know nothing about Baseball.
Guillermo is a national treasure!
How?
@@Ed_Crane I'll have a guess.....He's good willed and not a prick like a lot of people these days. Seems like a low bar but.......
@@Ed_Crane Exactly!! How, indeed, Billy Bob. How... indeed.
Yes Jimmy 👍
@@monolithsound yeah how are there this many bots in one comment section
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍
Show is ‘terrific’ but his ratings suck. Guess most folks don’t agree with you.
Jimmy Kimmel is a legend. Best talk show ever. Not to mention he and his cousin Sal are comic book and wrestling geeks🤓👊🏾
He's great but I'm an old guy and he's no Letterman.
Oh my god please publish the elf on the shelf ad separately. I need to send it to every woman here in Texas stat!
Loved "Birth con Troll"! One of the best you've every done. We need to get women pissed again like they were in Kansas in June. VOTE Blue!
Vote blue because you like inflation? high gas prices? maybe a ww3 with Russia? open boarders? are you stupid? Biden , Harris , Pelosi? Thats the brains of the outfit? Dude go do some real research on your party, Quit getting your politics from a comedy/ political hack. How in the hell do you think we go to place in our country in less than a year after Biden took office??? ITS BECAUSE OF BIDEN AND BLUE!! WTF ARE YOU THHINKING!
@@scottpetitclerc9213 Hi Scott. What is your opinion of Donald Trump?
THIS!!
@@wajj1842 what is your opinion of Biden?
@@texaskippen I don't agree with all his policies, and he has made some mistakes (Afgan withdrawal). But I do think he is a good man who cares about helping others and protecting our democracy.
I like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
--
It's 10:12pm ET
More people streaming than watching commercial break TV
I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).
Jew tube
That Birth Con Troll is genuinely scary
Sad thing is it’s not far from what right wingers actually want to do. 😱
Guaranteed someone had thought about it seriously...
@@davespanksalot8413 Some republicans have already talked about tracking menstrual cycles and travel outside a state. They didn’t think that skit up out of thin air. 🤷🏽♂️
@@jimm.6542 It's a worry when people think of those things unironically...
Back in the day, visiting foreigners (or immigrants) would marvel that passports weren’t necessary to cross state lines. MAGA takes over, passports will be mandatory.
Nice to see Kanye’s nickname of Yedolf gaining traction.
Birth Con Troll was fire.
The only thing missing in the birth con-troll skit was "AVAILABLE AT WALGREENS" 😂😂😂
The trolls thing was great! Jimmy always gets the point across with laughter.
Please vote
You and Guillermo are the best, Jimmy! 🤗 🩵💙🩵
The best ? But the ratings suck. Some show on FOX is beating him.
Baseball: The best part of the game is when nothing is happening.
Test Cricket: Hold my beer.
Test cricket gives you something to listen to as you drift in and out of consciousness on a stinking hot boxing day! Back when there was no aircon it was a necessity...
Don't let Americans watch test cricket for f..ks sake..
Let them watch 20-20 cricket, they might enjoy this form of cricket!!🏏
@@davespanksalot8413 Funny you would out yourself all over the internet as such an uncultured swine. 🙂
@@mrDredd1966 Americans don't have the intelligence or the endurance to understand Test Cricket. As you say, T20 is much more to their taste.
Now stop making me giggle about baseball. 😏
"Kanye is unpredictable, when everyone else Sieg Heils he Zag Heils." omfg
I think Woody Allen said this first, but I can't find it right now.
Yeah we watched the video too but thanks for the partial transcript I guess.
That was so funny that it took a few seconds for the person pushing the "laugh light button" to realize it.
Trump and Kanye have a similar gofundme...
And world view--It's all about me.
That Betty Bowers speaking on the Barbie Segment, I like Betty!
I love Mrs Betty. And Randy Rainbow.
That wedding proposal was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! 😂
Football fans are so pathetic.
Wow
Dude was smooth about it tho.
Truth…but it was also very sweet. Clearly , in love. May they happily tailgate ‘til death do they part.
The Birth Con Troll bit is brilliant... should be played at Prime Time everywhere every day until the mid terms
Jimmy is a LIVING LEGEND
Fallon is, indeed!
Are y'all bots like wtf
@@loveforeignaccents Fallon is the worst.
@@rayhanali9258 He's the best in my book! To each their own.
But his ratings suck.
I wouldn't give Kanye the lint in my pocket.
Nor the lint from my navel!
Y'all got LINT?!?!?
@@pamelacass9642 yeh, just a little.
@@christophercannon1537 your generosity is only exceeded by your sarcasm, unless of course that was a genuine offer? Would you consider delivering it yourself?
I wouldn’t want it either. Anything that touched u
What Herschel Walker can offer to his state is story time about animals.
@ Space Force Commander
With pictures, maybe even pop ups.
Wow! Caught this 20 mins after the upload and also before bed! What a treat!
Your writers are pun masters of the highest order. Wish my dad was alive to hear some of your brilliancy like, YE DOLF. ☆♡☆♡☆♡
And I was very happy to hear Biden finally say they're going to tax the oil companies big gains
Which is going to raise the price of gas even more.
Vote blue
i’m a huge fan of Jimmy from Scotland UK. His show makes my day he is funny but has such a genuine warm kind heart with a bit of mischief. He’s also fearless and says what needs to be said . He is the best Stephen and Seth good but just not Jimmy. ps hate james Cordon you can keep him😊
I'm fae Scotland too and I totally agree, especially about James Cordon!
@@seedhillbruisermusic7939 Kia Ora from New Zealand. It always saddens me when people use the word *Hate*. Hate breeds hate - we can learn a lot from USA at the moment.
@@joanne4758 hi from Australia 🇦🇺 I agree. Hate breeds hate and there is too much in the world 🌎 right now.
Anne Smith why hate your fellow English man?
@@fredylucas2484 James Cordon is english not scottish, he is not her fellow englishman anymore than you're guatemalan. Plus he's horribly rude to serving staff. Only dicks are rude to badly paid wait staff.
6:25 "When other people zig heil, he zag heils, y'know?" HAHAHAHAHA my goodness
I didn't get it. Please halp
@@ricmorales3406 paired with the salute...it's offensive. The joke wasn't any better.
The proposal thing is hilarious bc an old friend of mine from college literally proposed to his gf at the Phillies game (game 5) tonight. She said yes! Lol
Thanks for watching you have selected among our lucky winners send me a direct message right away👆👆 to claim your prizes.
I still remember all the words to the theme songs for the Beverly Hillbillies, The Flintstones & The Patty Duke Show.
Congrats I guess?
@@juliebraden6911 aspects of pop culture, whether tv show theme songs or characters or catch-phrases from commercials, have a way of embedding themselves into your brain with no effort at all on your part.
Is it me or does the "Birth con Troll" resemble Lindsey Graham? 😂 😂 🤣
I was more thinking of Rudy Giuliani
Odd that abortion is banned in mainly the Religious Fascist States.
The Birth con Troll was brilliant. Sounded like it was narrated by the lady from the Juice Media.
The religious welfare states
Self loathing is real! Admiring those who think you're inferior is the definition of insanity.
Well , if Jesus loved you , you would be a billionaire too .
@@roni6215 ??
You don't need to thank us for watching from Texas… We watch you anyways! And love you! ...The Astros are fn cheaters.
-❤ from Dallas
Yes! 💙💙💙💙💙
Yuck 🤢
Please vote 💙
You can keep kanye west busy for days by handing him an orange juice bottle that has the word 'concentrate' on it
Oh my God! That was brilliant!
Hey, it works on Herschel.
Now all we'd need is some sort of camp to contain him
You're funny 😁
I love that
Vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Birth conTroll was funny. Thanks for speaking up for pregnant people jimmy!
And for people who wish NOT to be! Jimmy's such a good man!
@@vanessawhitneypro Amen!💙💙💙💙
@@virgominerva2665 I'll
😂😂😂yes
Scary, too
jimmy is brilliant 👏
When I was a teenager in the 1960s, the kids I babysat would play with toys in front of the tv until the commercials came on. Then they stopped and watched intently,
mesmerized. We all (me and them) knew all the jingles and could sing along...
Then in my early 20s, I was shopping at one of the chain discount stores when suddenly a young toddler sitting in a cart burst out loudly with a perfect imitation of a particular disposable diaper commercial: “America, we’re out to change your diaper!” The mom was mortified, but I was seriously impressed.
Sad to hear that the current crops of kiddos is missing out on this important part of American culture.
Birth ConTroll deserves an Emmy! 🏆
I was reading it deserves an enemy.. well nevermind.
Dislike!
The troll bit was hilarious!!!
Kimmel's writers are top notch.
VOTE DEMOCRAT 💙
Aside from missing the remotely activated pinhole camera in the Birth ConTROLL, that's literally what they would do if they get into power. No joke.
Thanks to Jimmy, and Tommy Campbell for making things a little more bearable with their humor and talent .
I LOVE Tommy.
Eww
The socks stay on.
@@daverodgers779 My morning hot bod...
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 just for Jasyn, with a why?
YE DOLF!! I love it. I hope it sticks!
The Troll sketch was so good
Those Barbie dolls killed me 🤣
So what Ye was warning us about turns out to be true…interesting.
That Birth Con Troll is brilliant. It should go viral !!!!!!!!
It's Jimmy Kimmel. It won't.
Fun Fact: Black people traded Kanye for Eminem YEARS ago. 💀
shut up.
We got the shitty end of that trade fer sure.
Damn, that's a mike drop 😳
@@scaryterry9027 😂
Keep the misogyny strong bro!
Everyone must vote especially the young people your future is in your vote.
nice clean and crisp clear vibrato! keep singing!
Jimmy is the best ❤
I long for the days of Johnny Carson. Carson was charming and funny. Neither political party was extreme. I still don’t really know who he would have voted for. Because both parties were options for reasonable people.
I love Kimmel because he is a funny, likable, reasonable guy.
Carson HATED Trump.
I love this show
"Barbie's my fertility vessel" -- Republi-Ken
Jimmy is so good, and his writers don't rip off other comedians jokes..
I got that LOTR joke you made Jimmy… and I’m proud of you.
And I'm guessing so was Stephen!
Nerds of the world unite!
Brilliant ad for birthcon troll! !
Good thing that we won’t hear from Kanye in a month and when he does he is going to be even crazier
Just like when they pushed cable TV decades ago, it had no commercials...once everyone had it all the stations had commercial. Streaming services wi) do the same ..
Even the TV on airplanes have commercials.
that is a real gfm for the ferrets... i love that she has so many pics of them on her page. hope they get a great Christmas!
Jimmy Kimmel laughs like The Penguin from the original 1960s Batman series...,😆😂 !!!
That's it! It's a creepy laugh.
Let's go ladies vote blue! Vote for your democracy 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
LOL. Vote blue if you love crime and free handouts, this numbnut meant to say.
Don't be so naive, Bec.
No thanks, I’m looking forward to the big red tsunami. I can’t wait to drink liberal 😢tears. Soyboys and snowflakes are gonna need to find the nearest safe space bubbles to hide and cry in, 😂 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,,, let’s go Brandon baby, yeahhhhhh
VOTE BLUE!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS VOTE BLUE!!!!!!!
Blah blah blah 🤣
No thanks soyboy, let’s go Brandon baby, yeahhhhhh
Why are people sending money to billionaires please answer me that or millionaires
The Kanye figure was first unveiled at Madame Tussauds London in 2015. On Oct. 26, 2022 the organization announced that it had removed the figure from public viewing.
"Ye's figure has been retired from the attraction floor to our archive," a spokesperson for Madame Tussauds London told The Guardian. "Each profile earns their place at Madame Tussauds London and we listen to our guests and the public on who they expect to see at the attraction."
I hope Jimmy Kimmel continues joking about Trump for years
trumptards are crying snowflakes just like their orange god they worship
Trump can't receive his last rites soon enough for me.
He will because Trump will be president again...lolz
@@rivertrail8619 Sorry, he already won two elections, can't win a third!
River Trail...I think you should take a hike.
Does Kanye understand Hitlers view of blacks?
Probably not..he doesn't understand much
Kanye is black? 🤔🤔
@@harryh9922 Does his Dad know?..🤣🤣
3:58 Yes, you should know the corporate advertising nonsense.... hahah right. We should honestly ban advertising, hahah. And spam/solicitation calls!
Kanye is a real uncle ruckus or clayton bigsby.
Lol Yall know nothing.... your the real uncle ruckuses.
Klanye Bigsby.
Your a liberal and if you were black that would make you an uncle rukus.
please. vote. Blue. Help.
You must get benefits.
@@loveforeignaccents I will get Social Security someday but that’s not a benefit that’s something I paid into. It’s my money that I let the government use…unless Repubs win and take it away.
Blue 22
You be a soyboy lenny,,,😂 the big red tsunami is coming, hope you have a nice safe space bubble to hide and cry in😂 let’s go Brandon baby, yeahhhhhh
Close captions please. Love you jimmy
Thanks for covering baseball, Jimmy! Even if the audience didn't seem to care, baseball fans appreciate it!
Watching on RUclips, I skipped through it.
Baseball is slow and boring.
I don’t even get what historical moment they were asking the player about lmao I’m so lost
@@tonygrowley5275 Yet if you fall asleep, that’s when the one interesting moment of the game will happen, guaranteed.
@@TahtahmesDiary I played when i was a kid, just sand lot stuff. I only did it to get along withe pack, never liked it much..
"Unwanted-Baby Barbie and Republi-Ken".... omfg, that's the best!
The Kanye bit was comedy gold.
How can you not love Guillermo?? He should get $500 of powerball tickets and just hand them out to homeless people
Sure why not, the world is full of false hope.
So, let a homeless person win..! I get the sentiment, however..how about a Beer or Cigarette as the poor dupe will end up in court for tax evasion, unlike trump who is a pro😅
i thought my freckle meant i am black but with kayne nope
Why not give them their first hit of crack while you’re at it too?
@@rujiel4620 "Sure why not, the world is full of false hope."
Yeah, and wouldn't it make more sense to donate the $500 to helping the homeless ...
As a cowboys fan… the Eagles engagement was actually adorable lol
Those unnecessary seniors hip, ( i had to, spell check thinks it's hilarious ) are so funny! But the last one didn't work, seen the Great Pumpkin too many times 😂 Republic Ken 😂😂😂 I want one!
Yes Cruz searches 😂😂😂😂😂
💙🗳💙🗳✨🗳💙🌊💙🗳🌊💙🗳🌊
Yedolf Yitller
The Birth ConTROLL looks weirdly like Lindsey Graham. No seriously, he looks exactly like Lindsey!
As a Philly fan we go hard!🤗
VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE
BLUE TSUNAMI ACROSS THE NATION IN NOVEMBER
🤣🤣🤣
Having only one party in power would destroy this country as long as they are polarized.
Nothing funnier than the red wave of hate and blood. I am not a Democrat, but I voted blue 💙
Y?
“Black Skinhead” song by Kanye years ago … these guys always love to hint and play
Tell the young adults to VOTE!!!!