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  • @calicoelacanth
    @calicoelacanth  4 года назад +153

    the unholy trilogy is finished ruclips.net/video/yBv_PH9i1Y8/видео.html

    • @Wtfiswrongwithyou7
      @Wtfiswrongwithyou7 2 года назад

      My sister proceeded to “simp” for him and she changed my stupid pfp and user

  • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
    @Hanakin-Sidewalker 4 года назад +4031

    There is no emotion in Speed’s eyes. It doesn’t matter who he kills. He neither sees the good in people, nor the bad.
    He sees only the finish line.

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 4 года назад +188

      A man of focus, commitment and sheer will.

    • @jpcoqueran
      @jpcoqueran 4 года назад +58

      Makes him a good character

    • @Nananki
      @Nananki 4 года назад +8

      This is a great comment :)

    • @OnePieceObsessed
      @OnePieceObsessed 4 года назад +13

      @Jack K Someone called Speed a drug addict? Go figure.

    • @Dontbetwoserious
      @Dontbetwoserious 4 года назад +5

      Is that bad? Cause I don’t think so

  • @audiodood
    @audiodood 4 года назад +1834

    “He must pay for the doctor to make his sister well, please let him win, Speed…”
    *floors it*

    • @ZonicX2
      @ZonicX2 4 года назад +72

      She did say speed

    • @agapeleone5847
      @agapeleone5847 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dannyauvert5414
      @dannyauvert5414 4 года назад +82

      Speed said "TF that gotta do with me?"

    • @planet7694
      @planet7694 4 года назад +1

      I laughed

    • @babscabs1987
      @babscabs1987 4 года назад +42

      Can I rightly assume he used his winnings to help pay his competition's medical debt, like any good self respecting cartoon hero? Or is he really that sociopathic?

  • @deibu__
    @deibu__ 4 года назад +1962

    No matter what Trixie says it's always a good time to roast her

    • @gizmo6001
      @gizmo6001 4 года назад +87

      Don't tell me how to drive Trixie! I'm in the middle of a race, can't you bother me some other time?

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 4 года назад +50

      Trixie: "Speed, why did you kill all those people?"
      Speed: "Be a good woman and keep your mouth shut, Trixie! They deserved to die!"

    • @yuritrasimaco5201
      @yuritrasimaco5201 4 года назад +18

      To be fair most of us will roast her badly
      She makes it so easy, poor girl

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 3 года назад +10

      She’s like the Meg of speed racer
      Shut up Trixie

    • @insideline2162
      @insideline2162 3 года назад +12

      @@PIB2000 "OOOOHH!!"
      👁️👄👁️

  • @Awesomefacecraft
    @Awesomefacecraft 4 года назад +2428

    * someone drives headfirst into lava, burning alive while trapped in a cage of red hot metal *
    *”Well that’s the end of him.”*

    • @TheNathvar
      @TheNathvar 4 года назад +141

      Definitely not the first time Speed has seen someone die in front of him

    • @Dontbetwoserious
      @Dontbetwoserious 4 года назад +45

      My man is a savage

    • @KidRunnerH
      @KidRunnerH 4 года назад +17

      Ahhh you killed me!
      Zelda: *Good*
      Edit: they springboard off the wreck, wth 🤣

    • @agapeleone5847
      @agapeleone5847 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Kooobf
      @Kooobf 4 года назад +2

      He ain't trapped in a cage, tho

  • @friccle_
    @friccle_ 4 года назад +1027

    Not only did he ignore her,
    He went faster

    • @manat31790
      @manat31790 3 года назад +29

      It's like typical F1 driver ignoring team order.

    • @aventuravences1749
      @aventuravences1749 3 года назад +19

      LMAO he lost anyway though in the actual episode. He didn't have the pineapple

    • @lilshokan
      @lilshokan 3 года назад +6

      @@aventuravences1749 didn't she steal it

    • @Azuredock7912
      @Azuredock7912 2 года назад +2

      That fucking sent me

  • @fireflocs
    @fireflocs 4 года назад +471

    Trixie: "Speed, a little girl will die if you win the race."
    Speed: "Call that winning twice."

    • @lucasa.3189
      @lucasa.3189 3 года назад +28

      Speed: "I'll be the first to see the finish line, while he'll be the first to see his sister die"

    • @dapperblookanimations226
      @dapperblookanimations226 3 года назад +26

      @@lucasa.3189 Speed: "I'll be the first to see the finish line, while he'll be the first to see the flat line"

    • @jennd6835
      @jennd6835 2 года назад

      Damn! LOLOL!

  • @theartenthusiast1932
    @theartenthusiast1932 4 года назад +1335

    Trixie: "The little sister will die if he doesn't win this race, let him win Speed!"
    Speed: Oh, sorry, *I miss the part where that's my problem.*

    • @joelikespotatoes8321
      @joelikespotatoes8321 3 года назад +7

      What the hell.

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 года назад +7

      Kinda reminds me of Yui Gi oh and what's his faces sister

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 3 года назад +7

      @@ThePaperKhan Joey and his sister Serenity. But she lost her eyeseight instead of risked death.

    • @theA731N
      @theA731N 3 года назад +6

      3:01 😀

    • @mxvrdahegaouwu7577
      @mxvrdahegaouwu7577 3 года назад +8

      Bully McGuire's ancestor

  • @normalpsychology
    @normalpsychology 4 года назад +490

    When you're that fast... you don't have time to SLOW DOWN for feelings.

  • @SergeiEisenstein
    @SergeiEisenstein 4 года назад +1246

    After seeing the sick sociopathic enjoyment Speed gets upon witnessing his enemies die, I'm convinced he'd show up to that ill sister's deathbed just to watch her brother's reaction as she dies in front of him too.

    • @-gama527
      @-gama527 4 года назад +15

      Well, the guy that wanted the money for his sister won
      ruclips.net/video/fZDjdtjtYMY/видео.html

    • @shehatedee1300
      @shehatedee1300 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @gannonrippeth4395
      @gannonrippeth4395 4 года назад +33

      "That's the end of him"

    • @BadKEMistry
      @BadKEMistry 4 года назад +48

      Gonna watch her soul reach the finish line

    • @dj-um7el
      @dj-um7el Год назад +1

      @@BadKEMistry I'm done! 💀

  • @katomiccomics202
    @katomiccomics202 4 года назад +550

    Vice President: “Let’s just give up to him”
    *it’s like he knows what Speed is capable of*

    • @ClassicalMusic2002
      @ClassicalMusic2002 4 года назад +84

      That's the voice of a man who has stared into the abyss but the abyss was Speed Racer. He chose suicide.

  • @josejuancerdabarraza3544
    @josejuancerdabarraza3544 4 года назад +1176

    1:56 the look in his eyes makes me think he wanted to torture them or something else, like he's disappointed because a quick death is too good for them

    • @calicoelacanth
      @calicoelacanth  4 года назад +331

      He was disappointed because he couldn't see the light leave their eyes

    • @maxwelladams7173
      @maxwelladams7173 4 года назад +99

      He was disappointed because he’d didn’t get to finish them of himself.

    • @HURT108
      @HURT108 4 года назад +62

      Speed's mind:
      'The depths of hell is mercy compared to what I was gonna do to you. mercy you did not deserve.'

    • @Gozuma2
      @Gozuma2 4 года назад +9

      i wouldn't be too worried, they were probably just crippled from the fall, then drowning finished them off. it was slow AND painful.

    • @yuncelluz8709
      @yuncelluz8709 4 года назад +3

      He was just watching them die observing their last moments
      speed f***** up

  • @user-drdestiny
    @user-drdestiny 4 года назад +490

    Trixie: Speed! His sister will die if you don't let them win!
    Speed: *_Goes faster_*

    • @Questionnairee
      @Questionnairee 3 года назад

      I m speed.

    • @TARDISFanMan
      @TARDISFanMan 3 года назад

      I mean, you gotta realize Speed is right, he has to play fair at least. Not that I agree he shouldn't help but still

  • @spookystone846
    @spookystone846 3 года назад +109

    1:30 the legitimate fear that’s in his voice. This guy would rather drive off a cliff then come face to face with Speed

  • @Gustavozxd13
    @Gustavozxd13 4 года назад +1854

    I'm a fan of a new type of character, the protagonist hero who saves the day but is also a huge asshole and complete sociopath and no one seems to realize or confront that
    I mean I legitimately love that idea

    • @xdavier31
      @xdavier31 4 года назад +31

      Maybe watch Classroom of The Elite, it's kind of similar to what you're talking about

    • @MrPopo-vr9gw
      @MrPopo-vr9gw 4 года назад +58

      Try SAO Abridged or A Certain Scientific Accelerator, especially the latter as your description fits Accelerator to a tee.

    • @kaivanscoy9526
      @kaivanscoy9526 4 года назад +26

      I mean if you want you can have a full harem of people like that in Konosuba

    • @poisonpotato1
      @poisonpotato1 4 года назад +18

      Sooo Sherlock Holmes?

    • @donaldking4948
      @donaldking4948 4 года назад +27

      Homelander

  • @dittoking8996
    @dittoking8996 4 года назад +212

    Speed sees several small children in the middle of his race track. He does not stop.
    Speed:😀

  • @ExtremelyOnlineGuy
    @ExtremelyOnlineGuy 3 года назад +40

    I love how he always watches someone dying when he could help but just doesn’t. He watches with this sort of twinkle in his eyes. Then drives the fuck off.

  • @tidalwavez
    @tidalwavez 4 года назад +301

    All the clips were great and all but the last one had me WEAK 💀
    Ultra Chad Speed Steps On Gas To Obliterate Chances of Solving Family Debt for Rival

    • @calicoelacanth
      @calicoelacanth  4 года назад +45

      *Obliterate chances of curing a life-threatening disease for rival

    • @tidalwavez
      @tidalwavez 4 года назад +11

      @@calicoelacanth *throws some cash at him*
      And there's more where that came from!

    • @AndrewJaws
      @AndrewJaws 3 года назад +6

      Then stares with that dumb look of satisfaction at the end lol

  • @PutitinDaramen
    @PutitinDaramen 3 года назад +60

    "hold it, load my car, the black tiger, onto the ship first!'
    "uoip!"
    "👁👄👁"

  • @tomasgoes
    @tomasgoes 4 года назад +386

    You have villains who have a point...
    Then you have heroes who are more despicable than the villains.

  • @miyuruify
    @miyuruify 4 года назад +64

    Every time someone die tragically he just stare blankly

  • @latet0th3party
    @latet0th3party 4 года назад +58

    This show felt like a fucking fever dream

  • @peppercornucopia_
    @peppercornucopia_ 4 года назад +110

    trixie: *breathes*
    speed: so you have chosen...death

  • @Sagemaster00
    @Sagemaster00 4 года назад +72

    I havnt seen this much murder in a race since the Steel Ball Run

  • @stevenvictoria9568
    @stevenvictoria9568 4 года назад +115

    "Listen, I'm a chicken vice plesident."
    "I know that."

  • @lucasa.3189
    @lucasa.3189 3 года назад +148

    Trixie: "If you win this race, you will save your family"
    Speed: "I'm sleeping..."
    Trixie: "If you win these race, a school will be built in honor to you"
    Speed: "I'm sleeping..."
    Trixie: "If you win this race, one of your rivals won't be able to afford the medication for his little sister and he will have to see her dying slowly"
    Speed: "🎶GAS! GAS! GAS! I'm gonna step on the gas!🎶"

  • @angelr864
    @angelr864 4 года назад +75

    1:55 That face of a heartless person

  • @dreamsoft5503
    @dreamsoft5503 4 года назад +133

    This has to be one of those rare instances where the western version trumps the original. Masterpiece

    • @negativezer0741
      @negativezer0741 2 года назад +1

      What’s the original?

    • @kwaku7226
      @kwaku7226 2 года назад +1

      @@negativezer0741 The Japanese Dub

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 2 года назад +2

      @@kwaku7226 The Japanese version ain't no dub. The Japanese version is the original audio while the English version is the dub.

    • @kwaku7226
      @kwaku7226 2 года назад +5

      @@rommix0 That’s what I’m speaking the Original is the Japanese audio

    • @kylethomasmutchler7556
      @kylethomasmutchler7556 Год назад +3

      @@rommix0it’s literally all dubbed over you goon. you think that they did the voices as people were animating it and recorded it at the same time 😂

  • @62swordsmen
    @62swordsmen 4 года назад +57

    There is...A LOT more death than I expected, and I wasn't expecting any death at all from Speed Racer and Speed did most of the killing

  • @marvingorospe5601
    @marvingorospe5601 4 года назад +46

    The fact that I don't know anything about the show makes it so much better

  • @yegenek
    @yegenek 3 года назад +8

    That satisfied expression on his face when somebody dies.

  • @sm0lcretcher
    @sm0lcretcher 4 года назад +65

    speed has no regard for human life

  • @zachcortino
    @zachcortino 3 года назад +18

    "That's Kedar's car."
    . . . . . .
    "Well that's the end of him."

  • @SunOverParma
    @SunOverParma 4 года назад +69

    This series really is a trip 😂

  • @thegoodthebadandtheugly579
    @thegoodthebadandtheugly579 4 года назад +21

    1:10 I like that he just watches.. doesn’t try to save the guy.. doesn’t walk away.. just watches the guy burn to death 😶 👁👁

  • @uchihaedgelord5589
    @uchihaedgelord5589 4 года назад +79

    1:56
    "Just as planned."

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 4 года назад +4

      A lot more painless and instantaneous than planned

  • @sunflowerr4808
    @sunflowerr4808 3 года назад +8

    I’ve just made a devastating realization..
    Speed racer is the very first anime boy I’ve ever simped for.

  • @odgarig8601
    @odgarig8601 Год назад +1

    I love how happy he looks every time someone dies

  • @domc9801
    @domc9801 4 года назад +124

    There’s something wrong with this picture and I can’t figure out why but it’s kind of......bothersome 1:06

    • @joeilya
      @joeilya 4 года назад +22

      His chin is gigantic, and he has an afro.

    • @AVBibleBelieverMan
      @AVBibleBelieverMan 4 года назад +16

      God I wish that were me.

    • @sacraficedstarzz
      @sacraficedstarzz 4 года назад +36

      his black eyes that show no emotion

    • @shenruivah
      @shenruivah 4 года назад +9

      The shadows on his hair don't align properly to the light.

    • @ashantinyongo7632
      @ashantinyongo7632 4 года назад +23

      Because that’s not a normal reaction to someone crashing to their death in front of you

  • @dryfruit9272
    @dryfruit9272 4 года назад +49

    I’m going to binge watch this. It’s great

  • @jaredmclaren8638
    @jaredmclaren8638 4 года назад +30

    I was born in the early 90's my Dad introduced me to it, and despite how long ago it was since it came out, I was obsessed and treated it like it was brand new. To me at least. Nothing beat this despite the god awful acting 🤣 But it got me into racing and cars for sure. Speed Racer was the best for that reason.

  • @KakuiKujira
    @KakuiKujira 4 года назад +29

    I cannot believe the chimp-punching scene did not make this list. I also cannot believe how prescient President Mountebank is.

  • @DragonPop64
    @DragonPop64 Год назад +5

    Jokes aside , Speeds reacting like anyone that's tried to avoid being killed over and over again. It's more realistic than most cartoons that he doesn't try to save anyone that just tried to kill him

  • @millerbrown3051
    @millerbrown3051 2 года назад +4

    I've said it before and I'll say it again....
    He truly is a demon on wheels.

  • @redhawk6784
    @redhawk6784 4 года назад +11

    1:56 Speed: You've had it coming...

  • @maestreiluminati87
    @maestreiluminati87 4 года назад +12

    1:55 that's the face of a man whose kill was just stolen

  • @moh.syafrianabie8899
    @moh.syafrianabie8899 2 года назад +4

    The M on his helmet stands for Murder

  • @joselopez6990
    @joselopez6990 3 года назад +12

    This is one of Stone Cold Steve Austin’s childhood favorite cartoons, he confirmed it himself

  • @KingCrimson55
    @KingCrimson55 4 года назад +9

    They call him a demon on wheels for a reason

  • @alonelypotato2788
    @alonelypotato2788 Год назад +3

    in speed defences trixy did say speed speed speed...speed must've thought trixe is cheering him go faster

  • @G.P_79
    @G.P_79 2 года назад +4

    Sigma Quintillion Grindset 💪

  • @hooya27
    @hooya27 4 года назад +3

    Don't forget, the blueprints to the Mach 5 are in the windshield - everyone's trying to steal them, but they're right there as part of the car the whole time.

  • @harry.t9523
    @harry.t9523 Год назад +1

    What a strange show “Speed Racer” is. One of a kind.

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 4 года назад +17

    "I'm a chicken Vice President!"
    I have got to use that as a non-sequitur in a conversation, lol.

  • @pokerface4
    @pokerface4 4 года назад +74

    Wouldnt suprise me if the show is in Speed Racers head and he is really in a mental institution after murdering his entire family and a bunch of other racers just to win one race and declare himself the best racer ever.

  • @托比亚斯先生
    @托比亚斯先生 4 года назад +3

    I’m pretty sure the long timing of Speed racer and the person he kills is on purpose. Like this guy is actually savouring it omg

  • @ericb5328
    @ericb5328 3 года назад +2

    Bully Mcguire's mentor

  • @pwnster14
    @pwnster14 3 года назад +3

    I never realized how brutal speed racer is

  • @babynyxe4784
    @babynyxe4784 3 года назад +2

    Seeing only this and not watching the full show make it look like speed is the villain

    • @speedracer6214
      @speedracer6214 3 года назад +1

      You're not wrong.

    • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
      @doraeguyakaneddie6586 3 года назад +2

      That was probably the original intent.... The animation studio behind Speed racer is well known for making hyper violent animation

  • @korosuke1788
    @korosuke1788 4 года назад +7

    He's so done with Trixie.

  • @michaelbullen3104
    @michaelbullen3104 Год назад +3

    “It’s no use, stop the car, let’s give up to him!!”
    “Don’t be chicken.”
    “Listen, I’m a chicken Vice President!”
    “I know that!”
    what in the actual fuck is the dialogue in this show? that interaction doesn’t even feel human

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 8 месяцев назад

    0:04
    I don't know what they feared more:the prince or Speed's reaction that the prince's car was loaded first.

  • @lukealias1uk345
    @lukealias1uk345 4 года назад +46

    That guy's definitely not better than the villains

  • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
    @THEFRISKIESTDINGO 4 года назад +1

    Speed’s face is great when the Vice President goes off the cliff. It’s like he’s annoyed they won’t be able to kill them personally.

  • @erosrangel976
    @erosrangel976 4 года назад +3

    Even Speedwagon is afraid of Speed Racer.

  • @Killerwhale317
    @Killerwhale317 3 года назад +2

    He crossed over a damn helicopter 😂😂😂

  • @bohemiandreams7381
    @bohemiandreams7381 4 года назад +1

    I fucking LOST it when he closed his eyes and turned the radio off so he couldn’t hear her anymore 😂

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 4 года назад +9

    HE’S GOING OVER THAT CLIFF
    DEUUUGH!!!!
    1:46

  • @verisimilitone
    @verisimilitone 4 года назад +1

    Yo Ryan Gosling's Drive character makes way more fucking sense now

  • @antoniocarniero5138
    @antoniocarniero5138 3 года назад +2

    Speed race sees that there is no line between good and evil in first and last.

  • @coreforce9872
    @coreforce9872 9 месяцев назад

    bro that little smile he made at the end knowing that he probably sealed the fate of the sister is just cruel 💀💀☠️

  • @kouadiohenoc5317
    @kouadiohenoc5317 2 года назад +2

    Thé M on his helmet means MENACE😹

  • @alwest4472
    @alwest4472 2 года назад +1

    0:59 I love how he says “uh oh” like a cartoon character or wario and then proceeds to fucking die horribly

  • @Steel-101
    @Steel-101 2 года назад +1

    I have every single speed racer episode on DVD. It’s the weirdest cartoon but I love it so much. I remember back when it came on Cartoon Network. Lol 😆. I even have an old school metal hot wheels toy car.

  • @LLUN-i5u
    @LLUN-i5u 3 года назад +1

    Helicopter crashes and burns.
    Speed's response: Fuck 'em. Let' em cook.

  • @ArkadyVasiliev
    @ArkadyVasiliev 4 года назад +1

    Speed should have been a character in carmageddon

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 4 года назад +1

    these clips make speed racer look like chargeman ken

  • @larrydacamel8040
    @larrydacamel8040 3 года назад +3

    2:01 Speed just has the mamba mentality

  • @thallesguimaraes1936
    @thallesguimaraes1936 4 года назад +6

    Speed is a man used to see death

  • @GigaChadh976
    @GigaChadh976 3 года назад +1

    Speed: *hears a racers sister is going to die if he doesn’t throw the race*
    *the only thing they fear is you in the background*

  • @Jeriun
    @Jeriun 3 года назад +1

    How can a guy in a helicopter not see A FUCKING TREE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!?

  • @foxhazhax4845
    @foxhazhax4845 3 года назад +1

    So you've refined the rituals to summon the sleep paralysis demon.
    I really didn't need this evil in my life.
    Too late now.

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 4 года назад +4

    Trixie: look at those clouds up there
    Translated: take your eyes off the road so we run the risk of dying in a car accident

  • @shaunisaint-louis7204
    @shaunisaint-louis7204 4 года назад +4

    “Horrible vehicular accident simulator 1980’s edition”

  • @matan27d
    @matan27d Год назад +1

    Speed when someone dies: 👁👅👁

  • @LabRat1210
    @LabRat1210 Год назад +1

    The fact he sped up at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brainc0la-_-
    @brainc0la-_- 4 года назад +10

    This is GOLD.

  • @TheFangirlOtaku
    @TheFangirlOtaku 3 года назад +2

    *Anyone dies*
    Speed Racer: 😐

  • @Mr.Needle-Hamster
    @Mr.Needle-Hamster 2 года назад +1

    *HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS.*

  • @probablyink4218
    @probablyink4218 9 месяцев назад

    the way speed stares at death with a blank expression scares me. And its not like quick either, people die in burning crashes and speed is just like "do I need to finish the job?"

  • @propanesalesman660
    @propanesalesman660 2 года назад +1

    0:18 lmao he put that woman back in her place

  • @SquirrelASMR
    @SquirrelASMR Год назад +1

    0:05 _sorry this is for me to keep clicking_
    Omg that reminds me of pokemon stadium magikarp mini game

  • @nanamoon81
    @nanamoon81 4 года назад +3

    1:06
    Black eyes are beautiful
    But this man had blue eyes.
    Nena👀 he's a demon on wheels and they tried to warn us!

  • @vkingsley3
    @vkingsley3 4 года назад +1

    1:50 what a cold, dead stare🤣

  • @VIO__
    @VIO__ 3 года назад +2

    “Please Speed let him win he needs the money to make his sister well!”
    “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”

  • @BreakingImageFilms
    @BreakingImageFilms 2 года назад +1

    Trixie is to Speed Racer what Meg is to Family Guy 😂

  • @Some_Shmuck
    @Some_Shmuck Год назад +1

    I didn't realize how much of a body count this show had.

  • @lecherouslibrarian9924
    @lecherouslibrarian9924 4 года назад +5

    I have no idea what this is but I'd love to see more.

  • @angelomordini6779
    @angelomordini6779 3 года назад +2

    Speed has no soul

  • @albertskoften1452
    @albertskoften1452 3 года назад +1

    Some of these I've seen a hundred times, and others I've never seen.