7 Minutes & 55 Seconds Of Football Conspiracy Theories

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @cl5612
    @cl5612 4 дня назад +81

    Dybala feels like a time traveller to me the guy has looked the same the last 10 years since he was at Palermo😂

  • @LukeLonergan-h5q
    @LukeLonergan-h5q 4 дня назад +150

    The Liverpool asthma theory is an interesting one not featured.
    A fun one is that Thomas Muller has been 32 for 15 years

    • @Irfan87
      @Irfan87 4 дня назад +12

      The Liverpool asthma theory is most likely fucking true. I used to box when i was younger and we had this "shady" type coach, he never did anything wrong but you always got the sense he was up to something. Long story short, a lot of the fighters in the gym performed better under his regime. During fights, he would always make them drink out the bottle he brought. Turns out he put crushed asthma pills inside. This was a fairly common tactic way back in the day. In fact look up Panama Lewis, its highly suspected he did that for many of his fighters, in particular Aaron Pryor.
      Ive known a few people who are asthmatics and they've said its definitely helped them performance wise. I mean Liverpool have 63% of their players on asthma meds. Really 63 fucking percent? Come on man. Those guys are definitely on something.

    • @aoe.chloe79
      @aoe.chloe79 2 дня назад +1

      @@Irfan87is there any evidence for that at all?? cmon man that was a rumour from 2020 and it’s still never been proved

  • @stancurran7265
    @stancurran7265 5 дней назад +109

    I believe the Bayern doping one tbh.

    • @CarlosRojas-hr6ms
      @CarlosRojas-hr6ms 4 дня назад +10

      Yeah, it’s been suspicious since Robben stopped getting injured the second he got there. AC Milan also seem to have a fountain of youth

    • @BoringExtrovert
      @BoringExtrovert 3 дня назад +11

      @@CarlosRojas-hr6msRobben was always injured at Bayern wtf are you talking about?

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 3 дня назад +2

      ​@@BoringExtrovert yes, that's what they're saying. Read their comment again. They're saying that Robben was always injured all the time, but suddenly stopped getting injured the second the new manager got there and the pandemic began, which is extremely suspicious (the pandemic meant that doping testing wasn't able to be done as often as normal, and it was extremely easy to just claim a player had covid when they suddenly were scheduled to get tested, meaning they could then delay the test a few weeks, by which point the steroids would have been out of their system and so the tests would come up negative).
      You'd be surprised, but the reason athletes take steroids isn't so they can get really big and strong, especially in a sport like football where that actually is a handicap most of the time because they need to be agile. The actual reason they take steroids is that it greatly greatly reduces the chances of getting injured, and allows them to recover from injuries they DO recieve much much faster than normal.
      It's why when the UFC suddenly starting implementing doping tests to all their fighters, suddenly the number of injuries skyrocketed and fighters went from always being able to have 4-5 fights a year, to just 1-2 fights a year. Everyone was in steroids in MMA until that happened. Many UFC fighters left in protest and went to join other companies like Bellator instead because they still had very lax doping testing plus a few other reasons like how UFC banned fighters from getting their own sponsors, which made it impossible for all but the top fighters to be able to afford to live and pay for year-round training and doctors to fix their injuries.
      So doping testing being implemented kinda ruined the UFC.

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@BoringExtrovert yes, that's what they're saying. Read their comment again. They're saying that Robben was always injured all the time, but suddenly stopped getting injured the second the new manager got there and the pandemic began, which is extremely suspicious (the pandemic meant that doping testing wasn't able to be done as often as normal, and it was extremely easy to just claim a player had covid when they suddenly were scheduled to get tested, meaning they could then delay the test a few weeks, by which point the steroids would have been out of their system and so the tests would come up negative).
      You'd be surprised, but the reason athletes take steroids isn't so they can get really big and strong, especially in a sport like football where that actually is a handicap most of the time because they need to be agile. The actual reason they take steroids is that it greatly greatly reduces the chances of getting injured, and allows them to recover from injuries they DO recieve much much faster than normal.
      It's why when the UFC suddenly starting implementing doping tests to all their fighters, suddenly the number of injuries skyrocketed and fighters went from always being able to have 4-5 fights a year, to just 1-2 fights a year. Everyone was in steroids in MMA until that happened. Many UFC fighters left in protest and went to join other companies like Bellator instead because they still had very lax doping testing plus a few other reasons like how UFC banned fighters from getting their own sponsors, which made it impossible for all but the top fighters to be able to afford to live and pay for year-round training and doctors to fix their injuries.
      So doping testing being implemented kinda ruined the UFC.

    • @BoringExtrovert
      @BoringExtrovert 3 дня назад +8

      @@duffman18 lmao wtf are you talking man? Robben left Bayern in 2019 right before the pandemic. The guy was saying Robben stopped getting injured when he arrived at Bayern which is not true

  • @lwandomadikizela2213
    @lwandomadikizela2213 4 дня назад +63

    That explains why Zaha was done dirty by Manchester United.

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 3 дня назад +4

      Nah, he never had a relationship with Moyes's daughter. And anyway even if he did, Moyes dropping him from the team for that reason would literally be highly illegal and Zaha could have easily paid for lawyers to sue him for breach of contract and employment law reasons, and Moyes would have lost.
      The _ACTUAL_ reason is just that Moyes is an idiot and a terrible manager.

  • @eduardopaz7661
    @eduardopaz7661 4 дня назад +37

    I’ve never seen Dybala play…

  • @theZXDgames
    @theZXDgames 5 дней назад +22

    Smuggling guns into Syria? Had to be that little hack, the GOAT Ronaldo would never…
    Anyway, I’m glad you mentioned the Jules Rimet trophy, Brazil is TEEMING with conspiracy theories regarding football.
    Some are perfomance related, like dubious refereeing and relegation saves, but others are really off the rails.
    One such that got very famous is that the NT sold out the WC final to FIFA/France in 98 in order to win the next tournament and later host one.

    • @theZXDgames
      @theZXDgames 5 дней назад +3

      Another cool one that I forgot to mention, supposedly the Argentine NT poisoned a Brazilian player at the 1990 WC.
      What’s interesting about it is that Maradona himself is a proponent of it.

    • @theZXDgames
      @theZXDgames 5 дней назад

      The Argentine GM Bilardo as well, forgot to include him as well.

    • @theZXDgames
      @theZXDgames 5 дней назад +3

      Made a mistake, the original e-mail circulating after the 98 defeat did not mention anything about hosting the WC.
      But there is a funny thing that connects it with the WC that was later hosted here, owing to the supposed authorship of the first journalist to uncover and publish the conspiracy.
      Ostensibly, he was a man named Gunther Schweitzer, a senior journalist at the top national TV channel, who reported the selling out under promise of success in the next NT via e-mail.
      16 years later, after Brazil lost the 7-1 match, his name was attached to another viral e-mail claiming that the NT sold this match in order to win the country’s first olympic gold in 2 years, at home, only now he worked at ESPN.
      What’s funny about it is that both times the predictions were correct, Brazil did win the 02 and 16 tournaments, and Gunther is an actual real person, not a made-up character.
      He’s not a journalist however, he was a personal trainer who worked at a car factory during the 98 WC who received one if the first copies of the text in his corporate e-mail, found it funny, and forwaded it to about 500 of his colleagues. Somewhere along the way, his name got placed in it, only his credentials were changed into that of a esteemed journalist. His cell number was also included, which went on to ring non-stop for weeks, with him being phoned even by the authorities and DA looking to see if he needed witness protection.

  • @jorgesoprano78
    @jorgesoprano78 День назад +6

    there´s a conspiracy that argentina can´t win a mayor tournament (world cup or copa america) with the away kit (weird thing is argentina lost 3 world cup finals in the away kit and won 3 in the home kit)

  • @deinmoore201
    @deinmoore201 2 дня назад +4

    Dybala doesn’t exist. Dybala is a stand in name for generic clones that look the same so we feel he does exist. Bro grew up with and played alongside Messi & Ronaldo at the same time as is somehow only 31, you can’t convince me otherwise 😂

  • @Naxafa
    @Naxafa 3 дня назад +9

    In Spain we say "batido Pintus" ("Pintus shake") as a theory of why some Madrid players are so physically fit. 😂😂 Nice and fun video.

  • @looneytoongoon3094
    @looneytoongoon3094 2 дня назад +3

    Cristiano Ronaldo is a fictional character played by the famous actor Sean Faris from never back down

  • @Payne_
    @Payne_ 4 дня назад +17

    Burnley has an away kit?

  • @SofaK1ingN1c3
    @SofaK1ingN1c3 4 дня назад +12

    Wait Zaha was a conspiracy I thought it was fact since it happened 😂 😂

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 3 дня назад

      The word "Conspiracy" doesn't mean "crazy untrue theory", you know. It means when 2 or more people _CONSPIRE_ together to clandestinely commit some act that's immoral and/or illegal. There's many, many conspiracies that are fact, that really happened, for example Watergate, or MK ULTRA.
      What _you_ mean is "conspiracy theory", not just the word "conspiracy" on its own.

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 3 дня назад

      The word "Conspiracy" doesn't mean "crazy untrue theory", you know. It means when 2 or more people _CONSPIRE_ together to clandestinely commit some act that's immoral and/or illegal. There's many, many conspiracies that are fact, that really happened, for example Watergate, or MK ULTRA.
      What _you_ mean is "conspiracy theory", not just the word "conspiracy" on its own.

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 3 дня назад

      The word "Conspiracy" doesn't mean "crazy untrue theory", you know. It means when 2 or more people _CONSPIRE_ together to clandestinely commit some act that's immoral and/or illegal. There's many, many conspiracies that are fact, that really happened, for example Watergate, or MK ULTRA.
      What _you_ mean is "conspiracy theory", not just the word "conspiracy" on its own.

  • @Lollll-s7j
    @Lollll-s7j 2 дня назад

    The Armenia national team match versus Ireland is another interesting one

  • @Quanny69
    @Quanny69 4 дня назад +1

    Another banger lad.Love from Dublin

  • @Markjameslee
    @Markjameslee 4 дня назад +2

    amazing as always bro! keep up the grind

  • @aradaskarian
    @aradaskarian День назад

    Amazing video ❤😊

  • @argy7526
    @argy7526 4 дня назад +4

    3:48 at least for bayern most of this look editted especially the lewandowski (who didnt even look like that in the games or anywhere) and davies ones they dont even look like that even back in the final they werent like that and the guy bellow davies isnt even davies
    now realistically if goretzka and davies had trained their asses off under flick in 4 months they could look sth like that due to their age back then

    • @mohammadibnkarim
      @mohammadibnkarim 4 дня назад

      Goretzka no way. He's a professional footballer and they all have very intense training schedules. So to look this jacked while also completing his other training isn't achievable in just 4 months. He had to take some form of PED, either to reduce fatigue or to increase muscle growth. And you can see the side effects he's having now. Look at his hair on the top picture and look at his hair nowadays.

    • @argy7526
      @argy7526 4 дня назад +1

      @@mohammadibnkarim baldness is now a thing at far younger ages than before but goretzka achieving sth close to that wouldnt be that impossible but yeah he prob took sth or the picture is heavily editted like davies and lewandowski

  • @MNDiaries06
    @MNDiaries06 4 дня назад +1

    Just a question
    When this col de rey match happened between Real Madrid and Barcelona

  • @charlie4604
    @charlie4604 2 дня назад

    my dad supplied the meat for lasagna gate as he is a butcher and an Arsenal fan.Him and his mate Abu gave the hotel the meat.although he didn’t do it on purpose ,even though he is an Arsenal fan,so Tottenham fans please don’t go after me in the comments. 🙏🏻

  • @richl6966
    @richl6966 2 дня назад

    What season where they in a relegation scrap? Pretty sure that never happened.

  • @pert-smith
    @pert-smith 3 дня назад +1

    How is a “curse” a conspiracy?

  • @aoe.chloe79
    @aoe.chloe79 2 дня назад

    cant believe people actually believe the liverpool asthma thing 😭

  • @LennoxErasoVilaro
    @LennoxErasoVilaro 2 дня назад

    And you say that Dybala is Trunks

  • @martijn_yt
    @martijn_yt День назад

    I think you need to look up the meaning of the word ‘conspiracy’ as the stories you mention, true or not, are predominantly about possible cheating or illegal actions, but without even a suggestion of any conspiracy. In the ‘Gerrard purposefully missed penalty,’ story, you even specifically state it was a one-time decision by a single person, which is pretty much the opposite of a conspiracy 😂

  • @FearsomeVoid
    @FearsomeVoid 4 дня назад +4

    The Dybala theories are stupid.

  • @najpierwmasapotemniewiem
    @najpierwmasapotemniewiem 2 дня назад +1

    The craziest one I have heard of was the miracle of Istanbul. According to this, Liverpool never won the CL in 2005 and Milan won it 3-0 and 3-3 result is a lie and manipulation 😂

  • @evolancer211
    @evolancer211 4 дня назад +2

    Some of these are just blah, it's like yeah no shit that's a conspiracy

    • @mojebi3804
      @mojebi3804 4 дня назад +6

      what?

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 3 дня назад

      ​@@mojebi3804 he's very stupid, he doesn't understand things like sentence structure or the meaning of basic words; don't make fun of him, that's just mean. You're not supposed to make fun of "special" children.

  • @goonercamerawiper8662
    @goonercamerawiper8662 4 дня назад

    Lies