@@michael_janus Only indirectly (they get knocked back and fall over a ledge or end up landing on deep enough pool of water) Blunt weapons just cause KO's.
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Hey my friend!!! I just posted my hitman video. I stayed up till 12:13 editing it. If you can see it and give me feedback that would be awesome. Thanks!!!
4:07 Npc: “uh, isn’t this yours?” Me: “oh sorry how clumsy of me” Npc: “um, sir I think that might be yours” Me: “oh god, really? I’m so clumsy. I almost forgot about it” Npc: “hey, mister?, I think you dropped something” Me: “oh I’m so grateful, here have my kindness” *thunk* “now f*ck off” 😂
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I love it when the npcs hear a shotgun and say ,” Command, I’m looking around and the area seems clear .” Dude , there are 35 dead bodies and guns blazing 🤣
I can imagine one of the guys in this video ascending to heaven and god asking him "How did you died my child", he reply's saying: "A bald guy with a tattoo of a barcode on back of his head hit me with freakin fire extinguisher !" 😂
Hitman is just an excuse to go postal in every level in a way that GTA can’t match. Like GTA is uncontrolled chaos while Hitman is CONTROLLED chaos, it’s perfect 😂
1:00 can throw a knife around corners 1:32 can throw objects through a steel door 3:10 can't throw through glass 6:28 I'm going to have a look around...I'm whispering because I'm in stealth mode ok?
7:07 "You know I can see you...
you're not very good at hiding."
What an embarrassement. XD
No one will never know that, that happend
HugoKato
@@agent47sgrandma75 so they will?
@@hugospidey802 why do u keep on making those comments
I bet 47 was like: YOU SON OF A-
5:47 Smartest NPC ever!
She's not wrong there, the guy not paying attention
Hahahahaha
6:29 “I’m whispering because I’m in stealth mode” I just love listening to the tough yet loveable guards and their lines
IKR tell me about it
That was so hilarious to me
5:51 I have to check it out and boom im done 😂
tbh, she aint wrong
she said "im down" you deaf hilly billy!
The best one HAHA
That NPC was killed too many times to be fooled agai- nevermind.
This is linked in the TVTropes Funny page for the WoA trilogy.
6:38 are you trying to intimidate me or be intimate with me 🤣
Agent 47: Baseball Bat ]:[
*WHAM!*
That was the best hahahaha
I swear indians are the horniest people on the planet
@@abishkarjungshah4539 animalistic would be a better term.
@@abishkarjungshah4539 Racist person!!!!!!!!!
0:41, “back off buddy I’m married”
0:43, 47 gets closer “ ho yea”😂
*glass breaks*
😂😂😂😂😂Thank god I'm not the only one.
IM NOT THE ONLY,DUDE IS GAYY!!
get hatred due to rejecting
HugoKato
7:07 the way he pops out just cracks me up 😆
HugoKato
@@hugospidey802 pls shut up
@@hugospidey802 are you feeling okay?-
@@gham911 he didn’t shut up, he keeps spamming thinking he’s Spider-Man
7:52 I Should Take A Picture 🤣🤣
*but* *first* *lemme* *take* *a* *selfie*
Then gets blown up
1:04 I lost it here 🤣
HUUUUAAAAAHHH!!!!
@@enzofforza1356 *smack*
47 is One Punch Man
Ko
9:28 That scream is so hilarious
Aaaaaahhhhhh!!! Bang
HugoKato
Its sounds like noi from aphmau but a little deeper
0:18 'Yes yes indeed. That BASTARD!!!'
Lol
Its funny 😆
I watch this video just for that line.
0:18 😂
Rangan: Yes, Yes indeed.
(47 shoots Rangan in the leg)
Rangan: That bastard!
Rangan: AHHHHHHHH AHHH-
(THUD!)
Dead🤣
DED
😂
0:45 lmao his way of saying I'm not gay.
Ikr 😂😂😂
Lol
Lol
That punch had me weak lol
Yup! 😂😂😂👏👏👏
9:25 - Absolutely killed me!
Him: I'm talking to u sir then ahhhhh thud
💀
7:57 he looks like a floating head XD
2:52
Guy: You! Are going to follow ME!
*Agent 47 uses his quick wits to come up with the best counter argument to the guard's demands...*
Then knocks out the other guard
Now, you are going to follow me. Nice and e-
*THUNK*
6:20 i'm whispering because i'm in stealth mode 😎
Yeah that cracked me too =)
The -Dead- man: -I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!- Bleh
@hitrest3968 the noise sounded pretty loud
@@hitrest3968 you haven’t uploaded in 1 year!
7:08 never judge a man's hiding spot
Cause u will get knocked out
3:38
*knocks his girlfriend out with a brick to the head*
OHO MAN, BULLSEYE! :D
*a brick of cocaine XD
I died too hahahahaha xDDDD
When they say there's no perfect boyfriend...
Agent 47 is Bullseye. He throws everything!!
nah he was friend zoned
5:51 when u predict ur own death
😂😂😂😂😂
He threw just an empty can. Do NPC in this game die from that?
@@michael_janus Only indirectly (they get knocked back and fall over a ledge or end up landing on deep enough pool of water) Blunt weapons just cause KO's.
"AnD BoOm I'm dOnE"
BOom
3:45 that brick hit was so satisfying
Knocked him out cold
1:17 Wtf was that?? 😂 I have no words
Epic
I don't understand how the body would make the car flip haha
@@MrBlack252 It freaked her out severely. Causing her to hit the breaks as a reflex at top speed while turning from flinching.
What if he fell on Sierra Knox’s car and she died too 😂
For Suit only challenge
3:40 "Oh man, bullseye!"
Really? That was probably your girlfriend!
Hey my friend!!! I just posted my hitman video. I stayed up till 12:13 editing it. If you can see it and give me feedback that would be awesome. Thanks!!!
HugoKato
1:27 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
ChickenPanda129 “Cues Highlander theme”
Demigod Joseph *lightning strikes his weapon*
Hey my friend!!! I just posted my hitman video. I stayed up till 12:13 editing it. If you can see it and give me feedback that would be awesome. Thanks!!!
Asdfmovie reference #2!
7:07 🤣😂🤣😂 I'm f****** weak...especially the way he popped up from the bushes. 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Ikr🤣🤣🤣
The fire extinguisher one got me laughing.
"That is Robert Knox..." *tosses iron* "Robert Knox is down."
When?
5:27
1:27 this is hilarious 😂😂
Agreed especially the npc's
Back off buddy I’m married😂😂
He think 47 is a Gay🤣🤣
@Zaxy 47 doesn't discriminate. He a lady killer, a man killer, tons of people falling for him, and everyone's dieing to meet him lol
I crack up every time some random dude says that.
Yehh i heard that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish they did not say that a lot because 47 is 100% gay lol
7:05 "You know I can see you, you're not very good at hiding" 47:"You talk too much"
Knocks him out then falls in the water
0:19 “THAT BASTARD!” 😂😂😂😂
Ahhhhhhaaa thud dead🤣🤣🤣
7:08 You know i can see u u not very good in hideing xD
NOHIH *DONG* BLUHARLGRH *DANG* BLAHH
*DED*
*hiding*
And you're not very good at spelling
😂😂
if assassin creed could be more realistic
2:18 OMG
1:17 madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!
4:07 Npc: “uh, isn’t this yours?”
Me: “oh sorry how clumsy of me”
Npc: “um, sir I think that might be yours”
Me: “oh god, really? I’m so clumsy. I almost forgot about it”
Npc: “hey, mister?, I think you dropped something”
Me: “oh I’m so grateful, here have my kindness” *thunk* “now f*ck off” 😂
Lmao🤣
Funniest moment
7:07 epic lol
Hitman47: shut up and get knocked out
@@mallard975 lol
4:06
"uh i think this is yours."
"Uh sir uh I think that might me yours"
“Uh mister I think you dropped something”
*WHACK*
no entiendo una goma
6:55-6:59 Me when people enter my personal space:
Knocked out
8:24 I have done something just like that in my Hitman game. It was a different mission, though.
Yeah I did that in Colorado
I have also done it in miami
6:34 Are you trying to intimidate me or be intimate with me? 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
2:49 Why would you throw that you psycho?!!?
8:32 if we put this incident in front page of every news ... what a story it would tell
1:02 againn?!!😂😂 A swing & through the wall knife?!
Man: ahhh punched
5:12 :Thats gana hurt me a lot!"
Yeah no s+++
0:18 I think he hit a bin
Michael ORourke that scream tho
that *imposter*
Qe egg tulip festival, I i was just a great way I think that you can use of i don't think that you I remember the tulip bulbs, and i
@@Duncila a drunk and I uiier I can usually find a half men season and i was uiii too many times in a great uiii. P. I think that you uiii, and I think I was g and a good day to live oewqqadfghkllz x com the present invention provides an i
Best part of it is him saying that bastard😂😂😂😂😂
0:19 "That BASTARD!!!" I died
Lmao it's the best part🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:34
The body bag just fell on the muddy water😂😂😂😂
Dang
08:02 I love that the car/team appropiately has Thwack written on it
Almost as if it was foreshadowing
6:38, lmao 😂😂
0:55 ‘’Is nobody gonna help this damsel in distress?’’ 😜
8:00 the old drop the car on everyone from hitman 1
I love it when the npcs hear a shotgun and say ,” Command, I’m looking around and the area seems clear .” Dude , there are 35 dead bodies and guns blazing 🤣
1:03, "Am I in danger"?
1:06 screams and gets knocked out with a punch lol
Ko
NPC: "I can see you, you're not very good at hiding."
*agent 47 will remember that*
5:52 I mean, she wasn't wrong
6:22 style points? I give a 199
"Back off buddy, I'm married"
*SMACK*
47
Knows how to knock someone out with a 1017 different metal objects
0:42 Back up buddy, I'm married 😂😂😂
Oh yeah😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:11 bruh you don’t hear that..?
1:02 i thought it was a boomarang
"You know i can see you you not good at hiding" *lough*😂😂😂😂😂
2:53 "Now you are going to follow me nice n Ea....💣💥😵💫😴😄🤣😂
Q Ward tgg batoto el boom boom boom boom no me gustó está fea
“You need to follow me right now” *bang* *thud*
6:22 is it a bird
Is it plan
Nope it’s a security guard
Super guard goes flying
@3:36 Bullseye! The fire extinguisher swing knockout gets me every time. It's so ridiculous I love it
6:25 like a phoenix
3:46...did he just said, ...Don't you dare buddy...
8:39 Command I’m looking at what appears to be an accident
Then gets crushed into a 🥞
I love it when the frying pan makes a PANG sound
I can imagine one of the guys in this video ascending to heaven and god asking him "How did you died my child", he reply's saying: "A bald guy with a tattoo of a barcode on back of his head hit me with freakin fire extinguisher !" 😂
8:35 when you realize the car literally says “THWACK”
6.40 "are you trying to intimidate me or be intimate with me?" lmao
0:33 LOL WTF happened?
There was water and he threw a battery with a circet loose and well it blew up
Everything
4:02 me when my mama wants me to eat broccoli
"You know i can see you. You re not very good at hiding"😕
"Oh no!"😫
7:22 why does the old man look like Stan Lee
Talan Xing Plot twist: Hitman is in the Marvel universe.
Hitman is just an excuse to go postal in every level in a way that GTA can’t match. Like GTA is uncontrolled chaos while Hitman is CONTROLLED chaos, it’s perfect 😂
The Pitbull really going around throwing metal objects at people’s head
3:40 that seems to be the psychedsubstance guy
2:18 ROFL oh mine GOOOOOOOOD
That was a out perfect standing ducky on 6:15
I'm whispering because I'm in stealth mode ok😂😂😂
1:01 :am i in danger?
1:16 long live the king
0:19 the indian accent made it even funnier
MY LEG!!!!!!!
1:18
OOF
🤣🤣
Lmao 😂🤣
4:28 How did the co-worker not see that?!
He blind
Maybe he's too busy with his work
I started to wonder why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
4:18
Man: Hey mister, I think you dropped something.
47: Yeah..... *Hits man with Fire Extinguisher* You.
Other guy not paying attention
no idea why people getting pelted in the head with various objects is so funny/satisfying
8:04 Hilarious - that guys accent just makes it funnier!
That scene where the guy keeps saying you dropped something made me almost crack a rib
07:59
Same 😂😂😂😂
Girl: I heard about people throwing things. I have to check out and then boom! i'm down!
47: You're goddamn right.
1:01 Magical Knife that goes through walls! :D
1:05 Man: (Girly Scream) (:O
47: I know its amazing chill the F-down. ]:[ *KNOCKOUT!*
"Am I in danger?"
@@kazanyamaoka8046 47: hmmmm Well.... I AM in the mood /:/
0:47
6:31 what an excellent stealth mode 🤣
1:04
The Guy: Am I in danger?*turns around*
Immediately gets punched by Agent 47 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:40 Got Me Laughing
Hitman: shut up knocks them out with a bat
0.18
" That Basterd! " lol
1:00 can throw a knife around corners 1:32 can throw objects through a steel door 3:10 can't throw through glass
6:28 I'm going to have a look around...I'm whispering because I'm in stealth mode ok?
6:40 I haven't heard that before 😂 now I'm totally lmao 😂😂😂
" are you trying to intimidate me or be intimate with me ? " LMAO XD
7:03
Guy: You know, I can see you.
Guy: You're not very good at hiding.
Agent 47: SHUT UP!
Now die