7:10 **Takes a hamburger to the face** "Okay, now I'm pissed..." **Takes another hamburger to the face** "I am so pissed!" **Takes a suitcase to the face**
3:46 Om my god! My EARS! *holding eyes* 5:10 *playing shooting like 5 years old* 5:25 *47 packing up with the unconscious guard's clothes to stop the childish game* Other Guard: Hey, he's not here. Did you see him? *Asking despite the fact his friend were unconscious to the disguised 47* 6:55 Victim: Noooo... *screaming and fainting from a fruit throw* The Supposed Witness: What the ?! Where did you go? *after witnessing his friend's incident* 7:37 Hrrgghhh... *walking pass the first unfamiliar supposedly suspicious face he sees* 7:47 Where did you go? *after literally saw his friend was hit by an iron ball which flings him up in the air... and the same man as the previous one* 9:23 47 just casually continues his description of the prescription to Sierra just like nothing happens after she woke up Those are funny moments for me.
9:32 Guard: "Hey! Who did this? Did you do this!?" Hitman: "Actually, yes." Me ( --.-- ) : "Aren't you supposed to deny it?" (Edit: I corrected my spelling error. T^T )
4:12 I cannot believe mans really got bodied by a feather duster 😂😂 4:44 “Is he your boyfriend or something?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:48 THE WAY BRO FLEW AND THE SOUND HE MADE-
*Miami event security guard: “And don’t send Ramirez that guy’s a-…MOTHER OF GOD”* *at that moment all of Miami shall praise Ramirez. He is a mother of god* Lol wtf did I just write XD
When Knox woke up the dialogue from before restarted and that was just perfect timing to one of Sierra’s questions that she never asked because she got knocked out
9:55 Sir, I found a weapon! WHAT THE FU- (EXPLOSION)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you enter a restroom and a person is shitting a storm.
That is straight up comedy.
@@GlitchMasterFaZe Pretty much 😂
2:23 “And don’t send Ramirez, that guys a MOTHER OF GOD!”
Why the hell do the guards hate Ramirez for XD
@@tristanbalolong4612 And then there's Garry, who loses his gun all of the time. :P
@@Techhunter_Talonand Ramon eating donuts and sleeping in closets
7:10 **Takes a hamburger to the face**
"Okay, now I'm pissed..."
**Takes another hamburger to the face**
"I am so pissed!"
**Takes a suitcase to the face**
Lol
Im so f**king pissed
that a good line for a comity hitman movie
Then gets his killed due to broken glass to throat.
Pissed enough to headbutt break a glass pane.
1:50 That was so smooth
I guess he Doesn't know how to swim thats why he's screaming for help lol
Doctor plz help aaaaah help into the sea
9:55
Doctor: Sir I found a weapon!
47: *Throws bomb and leaves*
Doctor: WHAT THE FU-
*BOOM*
Funny
*F*
i howled at the ending haha
heh that made me laugh
Taco bell
6:01
"Hey, your balls are showing!"
agent 47: "I'll fix that for him."
8:35 Mostly floral extracts like muffins and hamburgers 😂
I found that part funny🤣🤣
6:35
Scientist: I'll just pretend all is good here HAAAAAALLPPPP-
I feel like its black mesa life there
2:00
“If you can hear me make a sound “
“Faaaaaaart”
Someone call an ambulance. Something stinks here! Hahahaha😹😂
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Then gets punched then splash into the sea
1:28 “no more monkey business!”
** **
**Banana**
5:34 Oof that face plant with all those darts had to hurt
1:35 the way he throws an apple to him and punches him while on the ground got me
I just like the delayed reaction before falling.
0:50 man he really hates oranges 😂
He's probably got a citrus allergy
Not to be that guy, but those are small pumpkins.
9:26
47: Mostly floral extracts beledana
Guard: You have anything to do with this?!
47: Actually yes *Proceeds to electrocute them*
4:09 he needs some milk!
2:21 command, send someone to my position, and don't send Ramirez that guy is a MOTHER OF GOD
I don’t know why he wouldn’t want the command to send THE MOTHER OF GOD
5:00 I love the terror the npcs express
As the briefcase slowly floats to their poor heads. Npc in this seen even considers it a bullet lol
*Throws banana at Guard*
"Right enough with the monkey business!"
Seriously this whole video is gold.
7:21 Back to The Future reference right there! Nice!! “What are you a chicken McFly?”
Noice
“ Hey I need my clothes back!” And the way he fell when he knocked him out had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
0:42 That took surprisingly long.
The scream sounded like jacksepticeye
9:44 all this was just a problem with the toilet
4:47 Guard: *Knocked Out*
Guy in underwear: Do I look a joke to you
2:25
Guard: Don't send Ramirez that guy's a- Mother of god!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol xD
😂😂😂😂😆😆
Who is Ramirez?
@@ethansonic8885 He's just mentioned, there's no Ramirez in the game.
Bro I was laughing so hard at this 6:01
And thats how he lose hes groin
2:24 "the guys a mother of god."
6:26 🤣 you shouldn't be drinking
3:46 Om my god! My EARS! *holding eyes*
5:10 *playing shooting like 5 years old*
5:25 *47 packing up with the unconscious guard's clothes to stop the childish game*
Other Guard: Hey, he's not here. Did you see him? *Asking despite the fact his friend were unconscious to the disguised 47*
6:55 Victim: Noooo... *screaming and fainting from a fruit throw*
The Supposed Witness: What the ?! Where did you go? *after witnessing his friend's incident*
7:37 Hrrgghhh... *walking pass the first unfamiliar supposedly suspicious face he sees*
7:47 Where did you go? *after literally saw his friend was hit by an iron ball which flings him up in the air... and the same man as the previous one*
9:23 47 just casually continues his description of the prescription to Sierra just like nothing happens after she woke up
Those are funny moments for me.
I feel like he sounds like the cop in watch dogs 2 am i wrong? Or right
Yes of course that sound from watch dogs 2
@@anjinkeju7210He actually does just a little bit
"Sir, come with me"
"IT'S. MA'AM."
7:23 gosh I love this Back To The Future reference :D
HugoKato
9:32-9:36😂😂😂😂LMAO
2:11 Alright where is the party?
right this way, sir 😁
I’m dying laughing
0:32 it is nice to see a security guard finally taking a good stretch
9:32
Guard: "Hey! Who did this? Did you do this!?"
Hitman: "Actually, yes."
Me ( --.-- ) : "Aren't you supposed to deny it?"
(Edit: I corrected my spelling error. T^T )
Yea he is, but still funny. 😂
Wtf is a garud😂
Whhhhoooopppsssss...
XD
Now get ready to meet your mo.. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
1:47 i replayed this like 7 times :)
Timestamp 47
I did too
Doctor plz help ahhh help into the sea he goes
I love the NPC’s reaction to being forced to listen to music they can’t stand.
5:08 the most humiliating gun fight I ever seen
Yuri voice was priceless at that briefcase part lmao 😂
9:24 hilarious how he calmly continues his monologe as soon as she wakes up, desperatly trying to look innocent.
And he admits to his crimes
2:23 “And don’t send Ramirez, that guy’s a mother of God”
Guy: where’s the party?
Hitman: the party is in the ocean.
2:11 lady: if you can hear me make a sound: the guy that is knocked out farts😂
2:00
1:19 That sounds like Yosuke's voice line when Marie assaulted him with snowball.
I think that's cause this is the same voice actor who played as Yosuke.
sounds like jacksepticeye to me
7:03 no no, sir. Are you even aware that you are trespassi- AUGH, GREWAUHUH. What the f- ok now I’m pissed
he should have just stayed down
Guard at 5:08 is The. Worst. Guard. Ever 😁
3:15
47: *Enters a bathroom*
Girl: 🤨 ...this is private property.
47: *leaves*
Also how is a *Bathroom* "Private property"? I mean they could have said occupied...
4:42 "Is he your boy friend or something? are you stup....!" WTF? I like that.....
2:22 "and don't send Ramirez, that guys the mother of god!" hahaha
0:41 jack scream 0:42 JackSepticEye scream again
Who's in 2024 anyone? 😂😂
3:44 AHH, MY EARS!! (covers eyes)
the brief case be like “it’s gonna take a while”
4:12 I cannot believe mans really got bodied by a feather duster 😂😂
4:44 “Is he your boyfriend or something?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:48 THE WAY BRO FLEW AND THE SOUND HE MADE-
2:20 “ But Don’t Send Rameriez. That guy is a- MOTHER OF GOD-“
🤣
1:49 THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!
2:23 he’s a mother of god!
The sound the lady made at 2:05 when she got punched in the face just made me die laughing. 😂😂😂
2:14 Guy: Alright Where’s the Party?
47: Down here.
9:31 Random guard: Hey! Who did this? You did this?
47: Actually yes
*Miami event security guard: “And don’t send Ramirez that guy’s a-…MOTHER OF GOD”*
*at that moment all of Miami shall praise Ramirez. He is a mother of god*
Lol wtf did I just write XD
A materpiece
life of a brother and sister heres the time stamp 2:21
7 months ago I made this comment, never expected it to get this many likes LOL
He is, in fact, a mother of god
A Really good sentence.
0:43 why do i hear a jacksepticeye scream there
He might have voiced acted for this game. He is a famous youtuber.
7:22 That Back to the future reference tho
I have been endlessly watching your hitman vids and playing at the same time.
Keep up the great work!
Thanks Harry! 👍
(1:09) briefcase be like I'm Coming for you Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:55, sir i found a wepon, what the........BOOOOM. still gets me
Two men die then a guy opens the door holding a shotgun like a PISTOL
SWEET MAMA JAMA
“Help! I’m being chased by a flying suitcase!” Lmao
This is true
This was genius, the funniest yet!
Thanks) there is always room for improvement, so i'll try to make next one better
1:35
"...and don't send Ramirez, he's a ..Mother of God!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
6:43 omg I split water out this was so funny
I know my comment is sus XD some my enlis is bad
2:22 “don’t send Ramirez he’s a,MOTHER OF GOD aaaaahhhhh”
1:56 i can't stop laughing
Same😂😂
Guard: shooting 47
47: changes into guard clothes
Guard: **confused unga bunga**
7:23
This man really made a back to the future reference “what are you a chicken McFly?”
Glad you’re back with hitman ragdoll!
Can't wait until Hitman 3 releases
HitRest same
@@hitrest3968 i think there will be more ragdoll :)
“And don’t send Remerez he’s a mother of God!”
5:10
What an intense dart shootout.
I just need popcorn for this
At 1:47 that's perfect lines for that situation
6:15 he was so proud of himself :c
the npc voices got me so good
9:06 ooh… that’s gonna leave a mark…
"Alright, where's the party?"
At the bottom of the ocean
Why can you answer the guard at 9:23? XD
When Knox woke up the dialogue from before restarted and that was just perfect timing to one of Sierra’s questions that she never asked because she got knocked out
Power of editing
8:41 Thx doc for the food
Guard: Hey, you did this?!
47: Actually, yes.
Guard: So get ready to... AAAAH
1:44 something smells fishy
Are you gonna do more videos I love your videos
Yeah i'm gonna do Hitman 2 until Watch Dogs Legion releases, then Cyberpunk and Hitman 3
7:42 How does that guard have a shotgun? I never knew that type of guard got a shotgun lol
wait when did any guard ever have a shotgun?
I hopeyou know the Randomizer Mod that randomizes every single collectable thing, whether gun, intel, screwdrivers.
I want more of this video pls !!!!!
Working on next one) New York & Colorado next
@@hitrest3968 That is great
1:49 DOCTOR! HELP ME PLEASE! AHHHHH! HELP!
I’m dying
0:23
You don't hire Florida man
Florida Man hire himself!
Is he your boyfriend or something ? 4:42
Hello wake up, if you can hear me make a sound, (farts) somebody call an ambulance ! 2:00
9:55 That was very funny😂😂
"don't send Ramirez, that guy is a MOTHER OF GOD"
That sign look like it hurt him but it was funny
1:58
woman: if you can hear me, make a sound
man: **farts**
9:55 paramedic”what the fu-“ *explosion*😂
1:30 ha ha I get it he threw a banana at the guard and the guard said enough with the monkey business
4:12 why did he fall down so hard 😂😂
he said ''thats gonna miss"
it's mega funny lol 😁